Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Hot Dog Toaster

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer is the salesperson who doesn't quit, even when selling hot dog toaster to someone who doesn't eat hot dogs!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone tap. Scary Jones back
with yet another mister Michael Oppenheimer phone tap. Ben Email
doesn't wanted to play a phone tap on his older sister, Sarah.
Sarah runs a business out of her house, and if
there's one thing that infuriates her that would be telephone telemarketers.
She's been known to go off on them. So Ben
thought this would be a great opportunity for me to

(00:22):
whip out my mister Michael Oppenheimer on her.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Let's see what happens. Hello, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer
with the hot dog toaster and bun warmer. How are
you doing today? Miss?

Speaker 2 (00:33):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Who for twenty four dollars and ninety five cents? This
hot dog toaster and bun warmer can be yours with
three dollars.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Who
is this?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the hot dog toaster
and bun warmer.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Did you know that I'm not interested? I'm on a
do not call.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Just one question. Do you have a barbecue?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
I don't have a barbecue.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Well that's pretty you're working right now.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
The solution is the hot dog toaster.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Thank you very much, goodbye.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Hello, enjoy that ballpark frank taste right in the convenience
of your kitchen.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Ma'am. First of all, I'm a vegetarian. I do not
eat meat, so can you please stop calling trying to
work here?

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Let me ex please her the hot dog toaster and
bun warmer.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Are you not listening to me?

Speaker 1 (01:18):
You slide your wiener in this line?

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Can you please not call me every ridiculous? I'm trying
to look, I have clients calling me. Stop calling.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
You said it and forget it. The wiener pops up when.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
It's ready and slide up your You tease them when
you cook them.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Hello, Hello, this is mister Michael with you.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Are you medical case.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Hot dog toaster? This is Michael.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Emails of your company are reporting you to the FBI
and the police because I'm going to do that chorus.
I rb business here and you are making my business up,
So do not call me again.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Maybe you could serve hot dog to your clients.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Get a wrap job.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
I didn't get to tell you that the bon warmer
portion of the hot dog toaster will come in handy
as you slip that hot dog between two hot buns.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Why be traced and you're gonna be fired and that's illegal.
You didn't but you didn't.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Let me finish. You'll relished this product.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Dog Hog.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Let me be frank. What are you kids?

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Love him meat the hog Warman to you if you
act now really really really serious, but really this is
a criminal activity and I'm that serious.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Hello, Gifton, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
It's so nice to talk to you again.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
But it's great to talk to you too. Twenty four
dollars and ninety.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Five cents a great price for such a wonderful product.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
It comes with a bun warmer and the bun warm Well.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
That's really what I'm looking for. I love bun warmers
because you.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Don't like cold buns, right, warm buns?

Speaker 3 (03:08):
No, I like very warm buns.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
So this is a very good product for me.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
The shirt up and whatever name.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
My name is mister Michael Oppenhemmer, but you can call
me Michael oscar Meyer. Because with the hot dog, toaster
and bun warmer, you could slide your wiener.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Into the sw That sounds so nice. I love wieners.
That slide into slots so easily.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
The wier pops up when it's ready.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
That's the most amazing thing I've ever heard of my life.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
It's just it's so exhilarating.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
What is your address?

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Man?

Speaker 2 (03:35):
I want you to come here, and I want you
to plug that machine in and I want you to
stick to the hot dog in the toaster for me.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Would you like to pay cod or I want.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
It cod fund delivery?

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Hey, Sarah, are you calling this Oscar Wiener hot Dog? Stellar?

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Sarah? I have I had someone on the phone who
might be there shortly. Yeah?

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Who really?

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Ben?

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Are you kidding me? Isn't that?

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:02):
His friend Scary Jones from Elvis demand in the Morning
Show because you've been phone tapped, then you.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Are sad you wanted to make that whole day?

Speaker 1 (04:13):
I was, I was starting to cook.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
I mean, I've never heard of it was. You guys
are crazy like easially some you know, I hang up
once twice they hang up.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
You're good at it, I mean, really, meet Elvis Duran's
phone tap. This phone tab was pre recorded permission granted
by all parties. The Elvis Duran phone tap only on
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show