Mrs. Mashgalopsis Wants New Teeth

She is IMPOSSIBLE to get through to, Mrs. Mashgalopsis calls a heating and AC company to try and get new teeth!

Episode Transcript

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Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone's happening, all
right, Danielle. All right.So David Amanda worked for an ac and
heating company, and their aunt Carlysaid, all right, miss Moscallopsis needs
to call and mess with them.So I said, no problem. Oh
she's so irritating. Oh, benice to old people. No, I'm

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nice to old people. It's missMoskapis trives me nice. All right here,
miss moscas Hi air Conditioning and HeatingServices, Amanda speaking, Yes,
huh, I'm having a problem withmy teeth and I wanted to see if
I could come in get some newones. Uh, excuse me, what
did you say? I think Ileft my teeth at my friend Martha's house

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and I can't find them and shecan't find them, and so I need
to replace my teeth. Oh youknow you're calling the wrong place. Uh
well, huh, it's it's anair conditioning and heat story. That's what
I'm looking for, some new teeth. It's it's heat, right, I
said, teeth. I'll come inaround too. You have an apartment around
two. Are you looking to getsome heat? Yes? Yes, I

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got my backup teeth in there,but it's not the same. Uh all
right, if you put my namedown, it's Moscallopsis Linda moscall Lopsis.
I've been around to my son,Marvin said he can jet. Not a
teeth place. It's for heat,air conditioning and heat, right teeth,
I spell it for you. Ta A. Oh my god, give

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me fun. Hello, Hello,Hello, hi us, Miss Moskulabs.
What can I do for you?I need my teeth fixed. I left
mother at Martha's house and she can'tfind them, so I need aeth.
We don't do that here, ma'amlistening. We do. We are a
small business. We do air conditioningand heat, renovation, repair and apply
and installation. I don't need myteeth installated. I got the glue at

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my house. You just have tomake the teeth and then I'll put them
in myself. Then stop calling here. You want a dentist. We do
seat you just because I'm an oldlady. If I was a young and
you would say fine, come onin if I had blonde hair, blue
eyes. Because you are lady,you know the old lady. You are
tying up the phone line. Weare a business. We have one line.

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We need other customers. Please getoff the phone and stop calling.
Done. Then I'll see at threeo'clock that we are not intend to stop
from here. We call the policeand have your arrested for harassments. What
woman, hang up the phone.It's not very nice to call me a
woman. It is disrespectful for youto keep on calling a business and harassing
us. You clearly have sight problemsand hearing problem. Oh my gosh,

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that's not very nice. I amsaying that. I am saying that because
you keep on looking for us tofix your teeth. Right, do that?
And I cannot tell you that enoughtime. You're really upset. And
then you want me to have aheart attack. I'm very old and I'm
having a hell attack right now.That's great, that's great. You're very
insultant over all. Right. Youa nice person and you need a lot

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of help. David. This isactually Danielle Narrow from Elvis Duran in the
Morning show. You have an auntCarly. Oh, you have gotta be
kidding. Aunt Carly said to callyou and Amanda at the store and to
mess with me radio. That wasa prink call. Wow. Thanks for
you know, you really know howto be annoying, don't you Hey?
My husband says the same thing.The Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone

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