July 22, 2024 • 3 mins
She is IMPOSSIBLE to get through to, Mrs. Mashgalopsis calls a heating and AC company to try and get new teeth!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone's.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Happening, all right, Danielle.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
All right.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
So David Amanda work for an ac and heating company,
and their aunt Carly said, all right, Ms Moscallopsis needs
to call and mess with them.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
So I said, no problem.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
Oh she's so irritating.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Oh be nice to old people.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
No, I'm nice to old people's Miss Moscallopsis drives me nice.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yeah, all right, here we go, Miss moscas.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Hi air Conditioning and Heating Services.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Amanda speaking, Yes, hah, I'm having a problem with my
teeth and I wanted to see if I could come
in get.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Some new ones.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Uh, excuse me, what did you say?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
I think I left my teeth at my friend Martha's
house and I can't find him and she can't find them,
and so I need to replace my teeth.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Oh you know you're calling the wrong place.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
It's it's an air conditioning and heat story.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
That's what I'm looking for, some new teeth. It's it's heat, right,
I said, teeth.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I'll come in around too. You have an apartment around two.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Are you looking to get some heat?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yes? Yes, I got my backup teeth in there, but
it's not the same.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Uh all right, if.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
You put my name down, it's Moscallopsis Linda moskall Lobsis.
I've been around to my son Marvin said.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
He can keep not a teeth place. It's where heat,
air conditioning and heat.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Right, Keith, I spell it for you, t A a.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Hello, Hello, Hello.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Hi ms mosculbsis what can I do for your I
need my teeth fixed.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I left mother at Martha's house and she can't find them,
so I need a teeth.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
We don't do that here, ma'am listening. We do. We
are a small business. We do air conditioning and heat, renovation,
repair and apply and installation.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
I don't need my teeth installated. I got the glue
at my house. You just have to make the teeth
and then I'll put me in myself.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Then stop call him here. You want the dentist.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
We do seat you just because I'm an old lady.
If I was a young and you would say fine,
come on in if I had blonde hair, blue eyes.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Because you are a lady, you know nothing the old lady.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
You are tying up the phone line. We are a business.
We have one line. We need other customers. Lease, get
off the phone and stop calling Bine.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Then I'll see you at three o'clock.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Points like that. We are not intend to stop from here.
Call the police and have your arrested for harassments.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
What woman?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Hang up the phone, Do not call.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
It's not very nice to call me a woman.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
It is disrespectful for you to keep on calling a
business and harassing us. You clearly have sight problems and
hearing problem.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Oh my god, that's not very nice.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I am saying that. I am saying that because you
keep on looking for us to fix your teeth.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Right, do that?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
And I cannot tell you that enough time.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
You're really upset, and then you want me to have
a heart attach. I'm very old and I'm having.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
A hell attack right now.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
That's great, that's great.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
You're very insubtant over all.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Right. You a nice person and you need a lot
of help.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
David.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
This is actually Danielle Minarrow from Elvis Durant in the
Morning show.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
You have an aunt Carly.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Oh, you have gotta be kidding.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Aunt Carly said to call you and Amanda at the
store and to mess with me the radio.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
That was a prink call. Wow, says you know, you
really know how to be annoying, don't you.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Hey, my husband says the same thing. The Elvis Duran
phone tap.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participants.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
The Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone's.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Happening, all right, Danielle.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
All right.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
So David Amanda work for an ac and heating company,
and their aunt Carly said, all right, Ms Moscallopsis needs
to call and mess with them.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
So I said, no problem.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
Oh she's so irritating.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Oh be nice to old people.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
No, I'm nice to old people's Miss Moscallopsis drives me nice.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yeah, all right, here we go, Miss moscas.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Hi air Conditioning and Heating Services.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Amanda speaking, Yes, hah, I'm having a problem with my
teeth and I wanted to see if I could come
in get.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Some new ones.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Uh, excuse me, what did you say?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
I think I left my teeth at my friend Martha's
house and I can't find him and she can't find them,
and so I need to replace my teeth.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Oh you know you're calling the wrong place.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
It's it's an air conditioning and heat story.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
That's what I'm looking for, some new teeth. It's it's heat, right,
I said, teeth.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I'll come in around too. You have an apartment around two.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Are you looking to get some heat?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yes? Yes, I got my backup teeth in there, but
it's not the same.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Uh all right, if.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
You put my name down, it's Moscallopsis Linda moskall Lobsis.
I've been around to my son Marvin said.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
He can keep not a teeth place. It's where heat,
air conditioning and heat.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Right, Keith, I spell it for you, t A a.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Hello, Hello, Hello.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Hi ms mosculbsis what can I do for your I
need my teeth fixed.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I left mother at Martha's house and she can't find them,
so I need a teeth.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
We don't do that here, ma'am listening. We do. We
are a small business. We do air conditioning and heat, renovation,
repair and apply and installation.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
I don't need my teeth installated. I got the glue
at my house. You just have to make the teeth
and then I'll put me in myself.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Then stop call him here. You want the dentist.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
We do seat you just because I'm an old lady.
If I was a young and you would say fine,
come on in if I had blonde hair, blue eyes.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Because you are a lady, you know nothing the old lady.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
You are tying up the phone line. We are a business.
We have one line. We need other customers. Lease, get
off the phone and stop calling Bine.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Then I'll see you at three o'clock.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Points like that. We are not intend to stop from here.
Call the police and have your arrested for harassments.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
What woman?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Hang up the phone, Do not call.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
It's not very nice to call me a woman.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
It is disrespectful for you to keep on calling a
business and harassing us. You clearly have sight problems and
hearing problem.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Oh my god, that's not very nice.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I am saying that. I am saying that because you
keep on looking for us to fix your teeth.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Right, do that?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
And I cannot tell you that enough time.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
You're really upset, and then you want me to have
a heart attach. I'm very old and I'm having.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
A hell attack right now.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
That's great, that's great.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
You're very insubtant over all.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Right. You a nice person and you need a lot
of help.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
David.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
This is actually Danielle Minarrow from Elvis Durant in the
Morning show.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
You have an aunt Carly.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Oh, you have gotta be kidding.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Aunt Carly said to call you and Amanda at the
store and to mess with me the radio.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
That was a prink call. Wow, says you know, you
really know how to be annoying, don't you.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Hey, my husband says the same thing. The Elvis Duran
phone tap.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participants.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
The Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show
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