Sick Temp is Going Through your Desk

Jack is home sick and is so afraid of germs, so his girlfriend had Danielle call him to check in on something as the SICK TEMP sitting at his desk!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tappen.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
All right, here we go, Danielle.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
When you do a phone tap, it's always fabulous. It
better be today or you're gonna be letting us down
big time. Oh boy, All right, I'm kidding. What's it
all about? All right?

Speaker 3 (00:13):
So Jack is a germophobe, right, So he is home
sick and his girlfriend Lindsay, thought it would be funny
for us to call him because they put a temp
in his chair at work to get his work done
while he's at home.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Sick, and the temp will call. But the temp is
also sick.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
All right, So Jack the germaphone. Yes, let's go ahead
and uh see what we can do with him. Daniel
good luck.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Your assignment is to mess with him.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Listen to your phone?

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Is this Jack?

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Jack? Where's the key? Who is this? The key to
the top the desk dra at the top? Where is it?

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
What? Who?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
What?

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Desper? Who is this?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
This is Christen of the TEP that they hired because
you're out sick. So I need the key. We don't
know where you put it, and we need something that's
in the top drawer.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Wait.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Sorry, you're you're in my desk at work.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah, I'm the tap that they hired until you come
back because you're out sick. So I I have allergies.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
So I've tried to find the key because there's like
a piece of paper that somebody need know.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
We should be at my desk right now.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Well, how is your work going to get done while
you're out sick?

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Can I who hired you?

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Please?

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Kevin? Kevin?

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Yeah, okay, I need you to just step away from
my desk right now and to like clear something up? Please?
Could you just like could you wipe down where you've
been and just please leave my office?

Speaker 1 (01:41):
What could you need to clear up your home up?

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Sick?

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Right now?

Speaker 1 (01:46):
You sound like you're really sick. You need to lay
down and have some soup.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
I'm not that sick. Stop coughing in my office. What
would you like me to cough outside?

Speaker 1 (01:55):
I can't. No, I have to do by Mark. I
have to do buy war. That's why I need to
know what the keys. That's it.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
I'm coming into doctor Kevin myself.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
No.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
No, if you come at Jack, you're gonna get everybody sick.
No sicker than you're getting everybody right now.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Lindsay, Hi, I think he's really getting in the car
to come there.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Okay, okay, call him back quick to stop him from coming. Okay, okay, Hello, Hey,
I can't call it right now.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
I'm going No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Where the hell did I put my car keys?

Speaker 1 (02:32):
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (02:33):
I just got a call from some tends at work.
They hired.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Its sitting in my desk like coughing, like he's coughing
on the.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Home, like all over my desk, looking for some key
or something.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
I gotta go in and get some paper, do anything.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
No, I get my keys.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Where are my car keys?

Speaker 1 (02:50):
They're not in the Stop looking for the keys.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
You shouldn't do leave in the house. Why don't you
know in the fridge.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Get some chicken little soup in there.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Okay, I don't want go sit down the couch.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Just help me.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Where the keys are?

Speaker 1 (03:01):
No, okay, no, I have the keys. You're not going anywhere.
Why do you have my keys?

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Just sit down and take any breath?

Speaker 1 (03:07):
No, no, give me my keys. Why do you have
my keys? What if I had to drive myself to
the hospital. I think you're sick.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
I definitely think so. Who is this jackets Danielle from
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
You just got phone tapped. I'm as sick as a dog,
and you're calling me up, buying her, sticking the couch,
playing jokes on me. So have you took a noodle soup?

Speaker 3 (03:31):
I wanted tomato soup. But you were listening, so you knew.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
That Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
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