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Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapp. All
right, here we go, Danielle. When you do a phone tap,
it's always fabulous. It better betoday or you're going to be letting us
down bigtime. Oh boy, Allright, I'm kidding. What's it all
about? All right? So Jackis a germophobe, right, So he
is home sick and his girlfriend Lindsay, thought it would be funny for us
to call him because they put atemp in his chair at work to get
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his work done while he's at homesick, and the temp will call.
But the temp is also sick.All right, So Jack the germophone.
Yes, let's go ahead and uhsee what we can do with him.
Daniel good luck. Your assignment isto mess with him. Listen to your
phone? Is this Jack? Yes? Jack? Where's the key? Who
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is this? The key to thetop the desk ra at the top?
Where is it? Wait? What? Who? What desk? Who is
this? This is Christen of theTEP that they hired because you're out sick,
So I need the key. Wedon't know where you put it,
and we need something that's in thetop drawer. Wait, sorry, you're
you're in my desk at work.Yeah, I'm the tap that they hired
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until you come back because you're outsick. So I I have allergies.
So I've tried to find the keybecause there's like a piece of paper that
somebody you know, we should beat my desk right now. Well,
how is your work going to getdone while you're out sick? Who hired
you? Please? Kevin Ken?Yeah, okay, I need you to
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just step away from my desk rightnow and to like clear something up.
Please? Could you just like youwipe down where you've been and just please
leave my office? What could youneed to clear up your home up?
Sick? Right now? You soundlike you're really sick. You need to
lay down and have some soup.I'm not that sick. Stop coughing in
my office. What would you likeme to cough outside? I can't.
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No, I have to do bymark. I have to do buy war
work. That's why I need todo with the keys. That's it.
I'm coming into doctor Kevin myself.No. No, if you come at
Jack, you're gonna get everybody sick. No sicker than you're getting everybody right
now. Lindsay, Hi, Ithink he's really getting in the car to
come there. Oh, okay,call him back quick to stop him from
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coming. Okay, okay, hello, hey, I can't call it right
now. I'm going No, no, no, no, no, what's
going on? Where the hell didI put my car keys? What's going
on? I just got a callfrom some tends at work. They hired
it. Sitting at my desk likecoughing like he's coughing on the home,
like all over my desk, lookingfor some key or something. I gotta
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go in and get some paper,do anything. No, I get my
keys. Where are my car keys? They're not in the Stop looking for
the keys. You shouldn't be inthe house. Why don't you know in
the fridge? Get some chicken littlesoup in there. Okay, I don't
want go sit down the couch.Just help me. Where the keys are?
No? Okay, no, Ihave the keys. You're not going
anywhere. Why do you have mykeys? Just sit down and take any
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breath? No, no, giveme my keys. Why do you have
my keys? What if I hadto drive myself to the hospital. I
think you're sick. I definitely thinkso. Who is this jackets? Danielle
from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. You just got phone tapped. I'm
as sick as a dog, andyou're calling me up, buying her stick
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in the couch, playing jokes onme. So have you took a noodle
soup? I wanted tomato soup.But you were listening, so you knew
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