September 5, 2024 • 5 mins
Susan thinks her son does no wrong, so he asked Garett to call her after getting in trouble at the mall.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
The letter says, Dear Elvis, my mom Susan thinks I'm
a trouble free kid. In her eyes, I do know wrong.
Brian goes on to say, Hey, let's phone tap mom.
Let her know, and I got into a little trouble
with the mall. All right, Brian, here's the setup. Garrett
starts the call to Brian's mom Susan, who thinks Brian
is our little angel. Garrett plays the part of the
(00:25):
mall cop in today's phone Town.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Hello, Hello, is this missus Diaz. Yes, Hi, Missus Dz.
This is Marcus Blart over at this vs mall. I
am the mall cop here, and we kind of had
a situation that kind of involves your son.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Excuse me, you're who I am?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Marcus Blart. I work with the mall police here at
Levis Mall. I was on duty about ten minutes ago,
and I caught your son frolicking in the well here
in the middle of the mall. He was fully dressed
in his gene and his sneakers and he's in the water,
splashing around, what making customers all frantic.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Hey, quiet quiet.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
What are you doing to him?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I'm doing nothing. I am pointed my finger again. Would
you like to talk to him?
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Yes, please let me take.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Off the plastic cuffs. Yeah, please give me here. Talk
to your mom, all.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Right, be nice momok this guy's okay. No, no, no, no.
I was standing by the phone and somebody pushed me in. Okay.
I was just getting get no.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
And he says that I'm stealing money out of the phone.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
This guy is just a reht a cop. He's just
a jerk.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Shut up man, Just shut up.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Okay, don't tell somebody to shut up. And he is
really a police officer. I want to speak to him.
I want to speak to him now. He is nothing.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
He's a piece of.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Put the policeman on the phone. I can't believe you
on cuffs on my son.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I have to He is a he is crazy, ma'am.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Okay, my son is not crazy, sir. Please. He's going
to Yale in the fall. He does not need to
be in a mall now. I am sure there is
an explanation for all of this. Well, you want to
be crazy, a straight crazy?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
No, Hey, I just saw his butt.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Why are you drunk? My son? What was he said?
He was stealing money.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
He was in the.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Fountain, taking the pennies and putting them into his pockets.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Look, my son is an honor student and.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
He's not acting like one. Liten. I make a decent
living here.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Leave me alone, Okay, I'd hard to have respect for
all the authorities.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I appreciate it, man, thank you very much, unlike your son. Here,
shut up, Brian.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Be quiet. I'm talking.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Okay, you know what, Can you please control him because
obviously I can't. I'm going to put you back on
the phone with him while I take care of matters
with the police.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
This is not going on a record, is this? I mean,
this is just a mall. I wasn't stealing from anyone.
It didn't rob anybody.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
That money goes to people that need it, and obviously.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
He needs money. In a pool, we have a nice.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Little fountain and the people throw their pennies in and
make a wish. Penny, they throw pennies and make a wish.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
How many pennies do you get that it makes a difference.
It doesn't matter that it's not nothing.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Well, I don't know that. That's not My job is
just to write it up and I hand it off
to theise.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Never had a police Okay, so you're not the police.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Well, I work for the mall, he says.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Why are you giving my son a hard time with
the police and putting handcuffs on my son because.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
He is out of control and I need to restrain him.
You need to hold on, talk to your mom.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Listen, Listen to me.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
No, I'm not going to listen.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
He listen.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
You can't tell that for one thing. Okay, don't tell
dead all right, Listen, I'm telling dad that's already on
the wilding. I didn't do anything. I paid your father.
He's going to be so mad. What do you think
he's gonna say? I just fell in Okay, I mean
I don't even have any pennies on me.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I was stealing money.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
We're not holding my post or something. You're stealing money. No,
you were stealing money.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
That's the point. I wasn't steal.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
If I was, we're not your money.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I didn't take any money.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Well ahead the wallet if I care. Oh, come on,
I didn't raise a thief. Listen. You're going to one
of the best schools in America and only sat there
for two hours helping you with your essay about honest
stand integrity.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
While this guy's kind of a dweed.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Okay, I don't care who that man is. I care
about who you are. Go steal a car? Now, who
saw you want? I have no idea, not a thief.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Take this up side.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
You're not even listening to you. I'm not taking a
cup sight of anyone. I don't want to say you are.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
He just knocked over my seg what the hell he
was so fully?
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Guy is a liar. MA walk your mouth.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I'm not lying. I'm just phone tabbing you mom.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
He what Yeah, Missus Diaz, my name is Garrett from
Ellister and in the Morning show. And uh your son phone.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Oh joke, I'm really going to get I just paced
him at work.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Missus Diaz, what do you got to say? You're here,
lovely son, Brian.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Say this between him and his.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participants. The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
The letter says, Dear Elvis, my mom Susan thinks I'm
a trouble free kid. In her eyes, I do know wrong.
Brian goes on to say, Hey, let's phone tap mom.
Let her know, and I got into a little trouble
with the mall. All right, Brian, here's the setup. Garrett
starts the call to Brian's mom Susan, who thinks Brian
is our little angel. Garrett plays the part of the
(00:25):
mall cop in today's phone Town.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Hello, Hello, is this missus Diaz. Yes, Hi, Missus Dz.
This is Marcus Blart over at this vs mall. I
am the mall cop here, and we kind of had
a situation that kind of involves your son.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Excuse me, you're who I am?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Marcus Blart. I work with the mall police here at
Levis Mall. I was on duty about ten minutes ago,
and I caught your son frolicking in the well here
in the middle of the mall. He was fully dressed
in his gene and his sneakers and he's in the water,
splashing around, what making customers all frantic.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Hey, quiet quiet.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
What are you doing to him?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I'm doing nothing. I am pointed my finger again. Would
you like to talk to him?
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Yes, please let me take.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Off the plastic cuffs. Yeah, please give me here. Talk
to your mom, all.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Right, be nice momok this guy's okay. No, no, no, no.
I was standing by the phone and somebody pushed me in. Okay.
I was just getting get no.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
And he says that I'm stealing money out of the phone.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
This guy is just a reht a cop. He's just
a jerk.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Shut up man, Just shut up.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Okay, don't tell somebody to shut up. And he is
really a police officer. I want to speak to him.
I want to speak to him now. He is nothing.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
He's a piece of.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Put the policeman on the phone. I can't believe you
on cuffs on my son.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I have to He is a he is crazy, ma'am.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Okay, my son is not crazy, sir. Please. He's going
to Yale in the fall. He does not need to
be in a mall now. I am sure there is
an explanation for all of this. Well, you want to
be crazy, a straight crazy?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
No, Hey, I just saw his butt.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Why are you drunk? My son? What was he said?
He was stealing money.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
He was in the.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Fountain, taking the pennies and putting them into his pockets.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Look, my son is an honor student and.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
He's not acting like one. Liten. I make a decent
living here.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Leave me alone, Okay, I'd hard to have respect for
all the authorities.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I appreciate it, man, thank you very much, unlike your son. Here,
shut up, Brian.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Be quiet. I'm talking.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Okay, you know what, Can you please control him because
obviously I can't. I'm going to put you back on
the phone with him while I take care of matters
with the police.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
This is not going on a record, is this? I mean,
this is just a mall. I wasn't stealing from anyone.
It didn't rob anybody.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
That money goes to people that need it, and obviously.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
He needs money. In a pool, we have a nice.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Little fountain and the people throw their pennies in and
make a wish. Penny, they throw pennies and make a wish.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
How many pennies do you get that it makes a difference.
It doesn't matter that it's not nothing.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Well, I don't know that. That's not My job is
just to write it up and I hand it off
to theise.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Never had a police Okay, so you're not the police.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Well, I work for the mall, he says.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Why are you giving my son a hard time with
the police and putting handcuffs on my son because.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
He is out of control and I need to restrain him.
You need to hold on, talk to your mom.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Listen, Listen to me.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
No, I'm not going to listen.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
He listen.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
You can't tell that for one thing. Okay, don't tell
dead all right, Listen, I'm telling dad that's already on
the wilding. I didn't do anything. I paid your father.
He's going to be so mad. What do you think
he's gonna say? I just fell in Okay, I mean
I don't even have any pennies on me.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I was stealing money.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
We're not holding my post or something. You're stealing money. No,
you were stealing money.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
That's the point. I wasn't steal.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
If I was, we're not your money.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I didn't take any money.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Well ahead the wallet if I care. Oh, come on,
I didn't raise a thief. Listen. You're going to one
of the best schools in America and only sat there
for two hours helping you with your essay about honest
stand integrity.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
While this guy's kind of a dweed.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Okay, I don't care who that man is. I care
about who you are. Go steal a car? Now, who
saw you want? I have no idea, not a thief.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Take this up side.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
You're not even listening to you. I'm not taking a
cup sight of anyone. I don't want to say you are.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
He just knocked over my seg what the hell he
was so fully?
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Guy is a liar. MA walk your mouth.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I'm not lying. I'm just phone tabbing you mom.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
He what Yeah, Missus Diaz, my name is Garrett from
Ellister and in the Morning show. And uh your son phone.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Oh joke, I'm really going to get I just paced
him at work.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Missus Diaz, what do you got to say? You're here,
lovely son, Brian.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Say this between him and his.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participants. The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show
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