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September 19, 2024 4 mins
Ken went apple picking and got caught eating some without paying. So Danielle called him from the orchard, demanding retroactive payment!







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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapping.
Here's the phone til I do? Oh Daniel? Yes, all right,
all right, So Anthony is phone tapping his friend Ken.
Ken's girlfriend made them go apple picking, and not only
did Ken not want to go, but he got in
trouble for eating apples before he paid for them, so
he was not happy. Anthony wanted me to call from

(00:21):
the orchard and mess with the maiden further. So that's
what I did. All right, you go apple picking?

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Phone tail on today's phone tap Hello.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Ken, Hi, this is Laurie from vileand Ear own farm.
How you doing?

Speaker 2 (00:33):
What can I do for you?

Speaker 1 (00:34):
It was brought to my attention when you were here
the other day apple picking. You and the girl you
were with ate some apples while here without paying for them.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Excuse me, Yeah, as.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
You were picking the apples, you were eating them as
you were going along, and those apples never made it
in the bag on the scale because you know, you
pay per pound and stuff.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah, tell you how Rouchie was to us once you
confronted us.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
About that you're stealing. How did you expect her to react.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Feeling it's two apples? You're an apple orchard. I paid
for apples. I paid for a hay ride. Yeah, you
paid for the apples.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
No no, no, no, no no. You pay for the apples in
the bag, not the apples that didn't make it into
the bag. What if I went into a store that
sold shoes and I paid for some shoes, but then
I walked out with another pair, and I said, well,
it's a shoe store, you sell shoes. I paid for
the shoes in the bag. It's the same thing.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
You're an idiot.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, you're a thief. Anthony,
he hung up already. Okay, let's call him back.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Hello. Really, yeah, I hung up on you. Why would
you hang up on me because you're an idiot? Okay, first, whoa,
I think a phone call is already costing more than
the two apples.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
You stole two of my apples.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Come down to my job and I'll give you the cash.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
No, sirm, Sorry, we're understaffed here and you'll need to
come to us. This is your responsibility, not ours.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
So you want me to pay ten dollars in gas? Yes,
I give you a dollar sixty two.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
If you hadn't been a thief in the first place.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Then you're a thief. You realize to the thieves, you
make people pay nine dollars a bag for apple.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
It's for the experience.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Can you go to the grocery I've ever been on
worst ride? I've ever been on Buco? What do you
guys put that together with a dollar sixty two?

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Well, you go to the grocery store and you buy
the apples off the shelf. I don't buy apples, okay,
but when you do, do you get the experience of
a hay rider on the grocery store? I don't think so.
It's all about the experience.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
This is the kind of time you have on your
hands to call people about apples. Are you kidding me? Yes,
because you're just a loser.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Oh no, No, we're understaffed and we have to chase
down thieves that try.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
I don't even believe you. Why that's not true? You're lying?

Speaker 1 (02:41):
No, lying thieves, thieves coming of thieves, coming usher. You're
the one who stole from my establishment, and yet I'm
the bad guy. How does that work.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
I'm not trying to make you feel like a bad person.
I'm trying to make you feel like an idiot. You
really know how you went over your customers? Do you
think Bill Gates all his customers every time that someone's
taken Microsoft from him? No, I don't think so. He's
not an idiot like you.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Bill Gates is dead.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Bill Dates is not dead. That's Steve Jobs. He's done.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Whatever doesn't matter because did they own an apple orchard? No,
they did not own an apple orchard. You are banned
from my orchid.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Oh good good, my legs off and come to your orchard.
You have done me a favor.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah, well here's another favor. Your friend Anthony just phone
tapped you. What Anthony Anthony said You didn't want to
go apple picking in the first place, said he wanted
a bunch of chops.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
No, I didn't want to go apple I just did
it for the girlfriend. It was all I heard. Yeah,
that's great.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
This is Danielle mon Arrow from Elvis Durant in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Oh wow, you were a real, real Danielle Elvis Durant's
phone tap.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
This phone tab was pre recorded permission granted by All
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Speaker 2 (03:58):
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