October 16, 2024 • 5 mins
Kevin LOVES his tree and his new jerk neighbor, AKA Froggy, may have chopped it down....
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Durand.
Speaker 3 (00:02):
Elvis Durand's phone tapping. I always love a Froggy phone tap, Frogg,
I have one for you today. We've got one for
you today. All right, Froggy, what's it all about? I want?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
The victim is Kevin and I am his new jerky neighbor.
His wife, Audrey is going to call him to let
him know that I just chopped down her grandmother's tree
because I don't like the tree and I think it's
on my property. He's the vice president of the neighborhood association.
So it turns into a big fight.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
All right, Well, let's see what happens in Froggy's phone tap.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Let's listen.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Then here we go, bo.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Kevin the crazy guy in the backyard. He has cut
down my tree. I don't know who is crazy?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Think that he is.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
You gotta be kissing it down?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Now?
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Did he take it down completely? Is it gone? Well?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I mean I don't think like he pulled the roots out,
but he's cut like all these branches off, and it's like,
is this destroyed? It's completely short. He's out there. I
can see him from the window.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
What are you doing.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
He's bundling up, granted, and he's dragging them out. I
don't know. I guess to the sign to this curve.
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
The whole tree is down.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
The whole tree is down, like this little stump in
the ground.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Yes, to put him on the phone. Put him on
the phone. Go, put him on the phone. I want
to talk to him. Got him on the phone.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Excuse me, excuse me, I'm.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
On the phone. From on the phone.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Why, Yeah, I'm your neighbor. My husband wants to talk
to you about what about?
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Don't talk to the check don't talk you'll put him
on the phone. Hello, Hey, listen to what's going on
back there? Did you cut down a tree?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
No, I chopped down my tree.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
The tree is on our land, and there's a treat
of that special significance. It was given to us out
of our grandmother's garden. And that's it. That's the last one.
I can't get ano long because her grandmother's dead. So
that's it. I wanted to go back.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
To grandma tree, but it's going to be in pieces.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Why are you about it?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Because the tree is on my side of the property.
I don't want it. It's ugly property. When you moved
into your house, there are certain things you want to change.
I didn't like the tree that was on the back
of my property, so therefore I cut it down.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
We moved into that property a long time ago, a
lot longer before you. We don't like you, and we
can't call any there's nothing we can do about it.
The one that's outside of the property, we're gonna have
bigger problems than a tree.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
All right, all right, listen, I'm sorry. I chopped down
your grandma.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Treet you tonight a burial for it. Leave it right there,
and leave yourself there, and I'll see you tonight, and
I'll bring the map over, happy to show you the map.
I'll show you the maths will be really really clear
by what our property line.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Now, you're a tough guy, surveyor.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
No, I'm not a tough guy anything. But I'll come over.
I'll come over and burn your house down. And then
I'll say, like, oh, I thought it was on my property.
I just wanted to lose some extra space.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I didn't realize I lived backed up to the nature police.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
I'm the vice president of the neighborhood Association.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Like the nature Oh oh, that explains a lot. We
got a board member on the phone, We got a.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Neighbor that we're gonna try to get rid of. I
can guarantee you that.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
So you don't have enough to do with your job
all day, that you decided to be the vice president
of the board so you could drive around and look
at everybody's house and go old, don't go around chopping
down the trees. What don't go around chopping down the trees.
That's my tree, that's my grandma tree.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
The landscape is what helps make up to the neighborhoods
when people come by the rook and shop in our
neighborhood for nice, upstanding family.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Oh yeah, that's about my house. I bought this house
because I said, wow, that's a nice tree. I want
this house.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Oh my god. Why don't you live in a desert.
Then once you live in a desert, you're not interested
in anything green or rush like a beautiful neighborhood. We
worked hard to develope and make it beautiful. That's a
fifteen year old maple. That's a fifteen and you like
nothing you.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Could have add to us, And no, no, you just
take it upon yourself to cut down a tree. You
just got here.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
You're crying in tree cutting? Are you crying?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I'm upset?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Okay, why don't you go cry by a tree that's
still alive. You could probably use the water, go.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
To anything until I get home. I'm gonna pick this.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Hey for guy, you're Japanese Terry Blossom, George Washington in
the house.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Are you in the house.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I'm only in the house. I'm walking in right now.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
I'm looking home. In six minutes, I'm gonna come home.
And nervous guy, I don't want you looking at him.
I don't want you to thinking about him. I want
you to I want you to do your brilliant exercises
and calm down and put on some TV in the
class like it never happened. Can come out of that room,
and so I come in that house. I'm gonna go
talk to this right now.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Hey, Kevin, maybe you shouldn't come here because your wife
is phone tapping you on the radio for my house. No, No,
your wife is phone tapping you. It's all a big joke.
Nobody's chopped at Triad down to run the morning show
and you've been phone tapped.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
What's your phone tap?
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Well, here you're supposed to get really upset and get
really mad what you've done.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Where's my wife's right now?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
She's right here. Hi, honey, honey.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
I don't even know what to say. I'm in the Protomi.
I got people staring at me.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Was begat hilarious.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Wow, I thought him in my high school.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I'm the Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participants.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
The Elvis Duran phone Tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show
Don't answer the phone.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Durand.
Speaker 3 (00:02):
Elvis Durand's phone tapping. I always love a Froggy phone tap, Frogg,
I have one for you today. We've got one for
you today. All right, Froggy, what's it all about? I want?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
The victim is Kevin and I am his new jerky neighbor.
His wife, Audrey is going to call him to let
him know that I just chopped down her grandmother's tree
because I don't like the tree and I think it's
on my property. He's the vice president of the neighborhood association.
So it turns into a big fight.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
All right, Well, let's see what happens in Froggy's phone tap.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Let's listen.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Then here we go, bo.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Kevin the crazy guy in the backyard. He has cut
down my tree. I don't know who is crazy?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Think that he is.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
You gotta be kissing it down?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Now?
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Did he take it down completely? Is it gone? Well?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I mean I don't think like he pulled the roots out,
but he's cut like all these branches off, and it's like,
is this destroyed? It's completely short. He's out there. I
can see him from the window.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
What are you doing.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
He's bundling up, granted, and he's dragging them out. I
don't know. I guess to the sign to this curve.
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
The whole tree is down.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
The whole tree is down, like this little stump in
the ground.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Yes, to put him on the phone. Put him on
the phone. Go, put him on the phone. I want
to talk to him. Got him on the phone.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Excuse me, excuse me, I'm.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
On the phone. From on the phone.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Why, Yeah, I'm your neighbor. My husband wants to talk
to you about what about?
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Don't talk to the check don't talk you'll put him
on the phone. Hello, Hey, listen to what's going on
back there? Did you cut down a tree?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
No, I chopped down my tree.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
The tree is on our land, and there's a treat
of that special significance. It was given to us out
of our grandmother's garden. And that's it. That's the last one.
I can't get ano long because her grandmother's dead. So
that's it. I wanted to go back.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
To grandma tree, but it's going to be in pieces.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Why are you about it?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Because the tree is on my side of the property.
I don't want it. It's ugly property. When you moved
into your house, there are certain things you want to change.
I didn't like the tree that was on the back
of my property, so therefore I cut it down.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
We moved into that property a long time ago, a
lot longer before you. We don't like you, and we
can't call any there's nothing we can do about it.
The one that's outside of the property, we're gonna have
bigger problems than a tree.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
All right, all right, listen, I'm sorry. I chopped down
your grandma.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Treet you tonight a burial for it. Leave it right there,
and leave yourself there, and I'll see you tonight, and
I'll bring the map over, happy to show you the map.
I'll show you the maths will be really really clear
by what our property line.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Now, you're a tough guy, surveyor.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
No, I'm not a tough guy anything. But I'll come over.
I'll come over and burn your house down. And then
I'll say, like, oh, I thought it was on my property.
I just wanted to lose some extra space.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I didn't realize I lived backed up to the nature police.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
I'm the vice president of the neighborhood Association.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Like the nature Oh oh, that explains a lot. We
got a board member on the phone, We got a.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Neighbor that we're gonna try to get rid of. I
can guarantee you that.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
So you don't have enough to do with your job
all day, that you decided to be the vice president
of the board so you could drive around and look
at everybody's house and go old, don't go around chopping
down the trees. What don't go around chopping down the trees.
That's my tree, that's my grandma tree.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
The landscape is what helps make up to the neighborhoods
when people come by the rook and shop in our
neighborhood for nice, upstanding family.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Oh yeah, that's about my house. I bought this house
because I said, wow, that's a nice tree. I want
this house.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Oh my god. Why don't you live in a desert.
Then once you live in a desert, you're not interested
in anything green or rush like a beautiful neighborhood. We
worked hard to develope and make it beautiful. That's a
fifteen year old maple. That's a fifteen and you like
nothing you.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Could have add to us, And no, no, you just
take it upon yourself to cut down a tree. You
just got here.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
You're crying in tree cutting? Are you crying?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I'm upset?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Okay, why don't you go cry by a tree that's
still alive. You could probably use the water, go.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
To anything until I get home. I'm gonna pick this.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Hey for guy, you're Japanese Terry Blossom, George Washington in
the house.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Are you in the house.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I'm only in the house. I'm walking in right now.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
I'm looking home. In six minutes, I'm gonna come home.
And nervous guy, I don't want you looking at him.
I don't want you to thinking about him. I want
you to I want you to do your brilliant exercises
and calm down and put on some TV in the
class like it never happened. Can come out of that room,
and so I come in that house. I'm gonna go
talk to this right now.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Hey, Kevin, maybe you shouldn't come here because your wife
is phone tapping you on the radio for my house. No, No,
your wife is phone tapping you. It's all a big joke.
Nobody's chopped at Triad down to run the morning show
and you've been phone tapped.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
What's your phone tap?
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Well, here you're supposed to get really upset and get
really mad what you've done.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Where's my wife's right now?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
She's right here. Hi, honey, honey.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
I don't even know what to say. I'm in the Protomi.
I got people staring at me.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Was begat hilarious.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Wow, I thought him in my high school.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I'm the Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participants.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
The Elvis Duran phone Tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show
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