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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapping?
All right, scary, what's your phone tap all about? Today?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
So Susannah wants to play a phone tap on her
best friend Carmela, who lives a few doors away. Someone
has been stealing Halloween decorations in the neighborhood, and Carmela
suspects it might be the mail man. So Susannah calls
Carmela to alert her that she just saw the postman.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Do something suspicious. And I'm the postman, see what happens?
And Carmela, I was just looking out the window and
the guy's there.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
The postman's there. He's delivering the mail.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
And he's over from your own house.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
And he looks around and he started taking down the
skeleton and discussed in his back. I knew it, I knew.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I told you this. That's one of a bitch stealing
from us. Listen, you gotta get him on tape. And
what can a mail by? Now, Well, he's coming here,
it's coming up, it's coming up.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Tell you what's up.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
There's a couple of pieces for you.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Thank you, you're welcome.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Have a good day. Wait, sir, excuse me, Yeah, This
is gonna sound crazy, but my my friend, my friend
wants to talk to you. I'm gonna rush. I'm kind
running laid on my route. You see, you wants to
get going.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
He wants to go see a more things.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Put right now, don't him get away? Go on the
phone right now.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
He really really by the hand.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
What are you doing? Just take to her. I'm not
supposed to be getting involved in customers business. This is
against the law. Hello, hello, hello, You're not supposed to
be getting involved in customers This is a whippop. But
you're doing stealing things off of people's property. What are
you talking about? You have been steeling stuff from my house.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Okay, I've been putting all these decorations out there and
you've been taking them.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
And decorations, what decorations. I'm gonna have you out fire.
You're you're not gonna get incarclated. O. Hey, hey, hey,
chill acts. Don't you didn't tell me chill out. I
live a few blocks down when my furnt lists and
I have the house with.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
The scaleclw the pumpkins.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
You've been taken off my property little by little. This
is like we steer a lane over here. Why would
anyone take anything from anybody.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
As a matter of fact, my friend just saw you
stealing a skeleton from somebody's house.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
That was mine. I was even say that.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
That is yours.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
You took it off of somebody else's. I borrowed it
from me, and I was just taking it down because
I fired it from you. Did you get that on video? Yeah? Yeah,
I don't know what to say. Can I see your
phone for a second.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I don't give it.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
You do not give them the phone. You break your phone.
I do not on the phone. That is true. What
kind of whole life are you stealing from us? Where's
my daughter's pumpkin? I took it you you put it
on the porch. You weren't caught in that project, and
she won and award for that project, and you took
it away from it. Do you know what it's like? Cry?
(02:53):
It was a beautiful jack O land.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
My daughter cry.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
It had one tooth, but I thought it was work
of art. It was beautifully painted. What I got drunk
and tried to play baseball with it. I'm going to
the post office right now. Who is your box? I'm sorry,
I have a problem. I don't want to hear it.
Who is your boss, Cliff Cliff? What Cliff Cleven? Where
(03:19):
at a bar? He's usually sitting at a bar.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Bar what bar?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Cheers? It's in Boston. What are you talking about? Film
before live studio audience. What are you laughing? Cheers? Surround
with me, Allow with me. I am, and so is Susannah.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
My name is Scarry Jones and Melvis to read in
the Morning Show, Carmela, you've been.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Phone teching Susannah. Wait a minute, what are you doing
to her house? No, I'm I'm at a radio station that.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I'm going to get you. You know, I when to
get you right The Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone
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