October 18, 2024 • 5 mins
Shane is a total germaphobe, so his wife calls him from the deli, while Garrett the sandwich guy hacks up a lung.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran.
Speaker 1 (00:03):
Phone tap?
Speaker 3 (00:04):
Hello, Garrett, Hey, phone tap?
Speaker 1 (00:06):
What do you have?
Speaker 4 (00:06):
All? Right? Well, Valerie wants to phone tap our husband Shane.
Now Shane is a huge germophobe. Right, so Valerie is
going to start the call to our husband Shane, letting
them know, Hey, I'm gonna think you have a sandwich
from the deli?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
What do you want? And then it goes from there.
A germophobe eating a deli sandwich? This could be weird.
Let's listen to the phone tap.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Hello, what's going on? He's going, oh, nothing, just have
so many errands today. Listen. I was thinking about just
grabbing some some lunch and just swinging it by the office.
What do you think than?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
What are you gonna get?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Well, that's a little stub shop. I'm thinking I'm gonna
get like a chicken parm.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Just give me what you're getting? That sounds good? I'm
here right now.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Yeah, you have hoy in one second?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
What was that? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Just too large chicken?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry you guys.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Get some water? Yeahs taking the orders?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
He's coughing.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Yeah, what can I get?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
You the moment.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Well, I'm sorry, no, do not do not order anything
from him. I don't want him coughing all over our food.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
But they just got a tickle. You probably got sick.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
You know he looks so good?
Speaker 4 (01:31):
No, no, no, no, yeah, how can I How can I
help you? Man?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
What can what can I get you?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Chi?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
No? No, I don't want I do not want to
eat from that establishment.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
No, all right, I'll be right back to ring you up.
I don't know if he's really going to be one
making the food. It looks like you might be the person.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I don't care. Any establishment that will allow someone as
sick as that to come in the conditions cannot be
sanitary in the least. I don't want to eat from there.
I'm sorry. I don't want to like this. I don't
want this nice and it's not all over my food.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
No, it's gonna be fine.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
It's not gonna be fine.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
It's coughing all over the Excuse me, mam, do you
have a tip place?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Don't? It's no idea. How filthy that is?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Is?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
He placing the otter?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Hello, excuse me? What's your name?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
George?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Okay, George? Well I'm just gonna let you know that
I'm gonna be calling Human Health Services today and reporting you.
This is ridiculous. What are you doing at work coughing
the way you are? You sick? I don't care what
it is. I'm calling Human Health services. What would you
like on your sub I don't want to sub. Put
my wife back on the phone.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Why don't you want to sub? Now?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
You because you're snotting and flamming and coughing all over it,
That's why. And I don't appreciate having other people's bodily
fluids answering into mine.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
I have this knee guard right in front of me,
so we're okay. Getting on there.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I don't care if you're in an air tight room.
You're not touching my food. You're not getting anywhere near
my food. Put my wife's back on the phone, It's
all right.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
I'm using my other hand to blow my nose, so
it's okay.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
You know what are you talking? You're using your other hand.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Your rough Do you have cameras watching me? Because I'm
not coughing on your head?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
No, but you're coughing on the register. Someone's gonna touch
the register. They're gonna come back to touch the food,
and food's gonna enter into my body and I'm gonna
get whatever sick germs are running in this out of
your system. Man, I don't have time today.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
You don't know what I go through. Man, I'm pulling
a double shift, and you know it's just kitchen.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I don't care. My wife on the phone. Put it
back on the phone. Put on the phone now, Now.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
You're disgusting. This guy is coughing and sneezing all over
that place.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Even if he's not cooking the food.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
It's got to be impossible for his journeys not to
get all over lit.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Can you use mean to do the phone?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
What is wrong with you?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
You gotta clean down.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I don't want a snot cal zone today. Okay, it's
not my idea of a satisfying meal.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
I wonder sometimes, why don't you just keep a tube
purell next to that when.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
We have sex, or maybe you should wear them out
elastic gloves or something. Because you are just taking this
way way out of control. I'm here, the poor guy's
having a coughing fit. You could be a little bit
more understanding.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
You feel sorry for this guy. It's puking up snot
all over our lunch. I don't know. I don't know
about you, but I don't want lunch anymore. I don't
have an appetite.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Well, I'm it, I am that guy coming out of
his face. Excuse me, ma'am. Can I just apologize it?
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Can I apologize to him?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Well? I don't want to talk to him. Vow.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Excuse me, sir. I just wanted to say you've been
phone tapped. Hello, he Shane and your wife Valerie wanted
to play a phone tap on you. My name is
Garret from Elvis Duran in the Morning show.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Funny.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
No knowing what was funny, it was horrifying, the Elvis.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Duran phone tap. This phone tap was pre recorded with
permission granted by all participants.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show
Don't answer the phone.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran.
Speaker 1 (00:03):
Phone tap?
Speaker 3 (00:04):
Hello, Garrett, Hey, phone tap?
Speaker 1 (00:06):
What do you have?
Speaker 4 (00:06):
All? Right? Well, Valerie wants to phone tap our husband Shane.
Now Shane is a huge germophobe. Right, so Valerie is
going to start the call to our husband Shane, letting
them know, Hey, I'm gonna think you have a sandwich
from the deli?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
What do you want? And then it goes from there.
A germophobe eating a deli sandwich? This could be weird.
Let's listen to the phone tap.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Hello, what's going on? He's going, oh, nothing, just have
so many errands today. Listen. I was thinking about just
grabbing some some lunch and just swinging it by the office.
What do you think than?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
What are you gonna get?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Well, that's a little stub shop. I'm thinking I'm gonna
get like a chicken parm.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Just give me what you're getting? That sounds good? I'm
here right now.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Yeah, you have hoy in one second?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
What was that? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Just too large chicken?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry you guys.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Get some water? Yeahs taking the orders?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
He's coughing.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Yeah, what can I get?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
You the moment.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Well, I'm sorry, no, do not do not order anything
from him. I don't want him coughing all over our food.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
But they just got a tickle. You probably got sick.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
You know he looks so good?
Speaker 4 (01:31):
No, no, no, no, yeah, how can I How can I
help you? Man?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
What can what can I get you?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Chi?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
No? No, I don't want I do not want to
eat from that establishment.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
No, all right, I'll be right back to ring you up.
I don't know if he's really going to be one
making the food. It looks like you might be the person.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I don't care. Any establishment that will allow someone as
sick as that to come in the conditions cannot be
sanitary in the least. I don't want to eat from there.
I'm sorry. I don't want to like this. I don't
want this nice and it's not all over my food.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
No, it's gonna be fine.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
It's not gonna be fine.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
It's coughing all over the Excuse me, mam, do you
have a tip place?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Don't? It's no idea. How filthy that is?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Is?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
He placing the otter?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Hello, excuse me? What's your name?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
George?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Okay, George? Well I'm just gonna let you know that
I'm gonna be calling Human Health Services today and reporting you.
This is ridiculous. What are you doing at work coughing
the way you are? You sick? I don't care what
it is. I'm calling Human Health services. What would you
like on your sub I don't want to sub. Put
my wife back on the phone.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Why don't you want to sub? Now?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
You because you're snotting and flamming and coughing all over it,
That's why. And I don't appreciate having other people's bodily
fluids answering into mine.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
I have this knee guard right in front of me,
so we're okay. Getting on there.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I don't care if you're in an air tight room.
You're not touching my food. You're not getting anywhere near
my food. Put my wife's back on the phone, It's
all right.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
I'm using my other hand to blow my nose, so
it's okay.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
You know what are you talking? You're using your other hand.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Your rough Do you have cameras watching me? Because I'm
not coughing on your head?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
No, but you're coughing on the register. Someone's gonna touch
the register. They're gonna come back to touch the food,
and food's gonna enter into my body and I'm gonna
get whatever sick germs are running in this out of
your system. Man, I don't have time today.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
You don't know what I go through. Man, I'm pulling
a double shift, and you know it's just kitchen.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I don't care. My wife on the phone. Put it
back on the phone. Put on the phone now, Now.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
You're disgusting. This guy is coughing and sneezing all over
that place.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Even if he's not cooking the food.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
It's got to be impossible for his journeys not to
get all over lit.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Can you use mean to do the phone?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
What is wrong with you?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
You gotta clean down.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I don't want a snot cal zone today. Okay, it's
not my idea of a satisfying meal.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
I wonder sometimes, why don't you just keep a tube
purell next to that when.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
We have sex, or maybe you should wear them out
elastic gloves or something. Because you are just taking this
way way out of control. I'm here, the poor guy's
having a coughing fit. You could be a little bit
more understanding.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
You feel sorry for this guy. It's puking up snot
all over our lunch. I don't know. I don't know
about you, but I don't want lunch anymore. I don't
have an appetite.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Well, I'm it, I am that guy coming out of
his face. Excuse me, ma'am. Can I just apologize it?
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Can I apologize to him?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Well? I don't want to talk to him. Vow.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Excuse me, sir. I just wanted to say you've been
phone tapped. Hello, he Shane and your wife Valerie wanted
to play a phone tap on you. My name is
Garret from Elvis Duran in the Morning show.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Funny.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
No knowing what was funny, it was horrifying, the Elvis.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Duran phone tap. This phone tap was pre recorded with
permission granted by all participants.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show
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