All Episodes

July 23, 2024 5 mins
The very first appearance of Rod Phillips! Skeery tries to sell a record collection from the 60's and 70's and it's annoying as all hell!

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mark as Played
Transcript

Episode Transcript

Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
So here we go. Now, you know, we've been doing
phone taps for a long time, and sometimes the good
ones slip in between the cushions on the couch. We
actually found one and it was yours, Scary. This is
actually a very good phone tap of yours.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
This was the first time I did that Rod Phillips character,
you know, the music collection guy. Yeah, it was. It
was mislabeled in our computer system, like, oh my god,
a lost phone tap, and which one is this? This
one's called super Sounds of the sixties and seventies.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Now, every time he does these phone taps, these really
they are not real music collections that he makes it
up right, So this is the lost phone taps.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
So originally Alyssa wrote to us and said her dad
is a big music collector and he loves music so much,
but he hates when people try and sell him stuff
at the same time. So I figured let's see if
we could phone tap him that way, and we did.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Here we go. Let's listen to the lost phone type
from Scary.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Hi, how are you? This is Rod Phillips with super
Sounds of the sixties and seventies. How are you doing today, sir?
Very good. For a limited time only, we have a
three disc set available. You'll get hits from the rascals
like this what d D? Are you familiar with this song?

Speaker 4 (01:17):
Sir? Yeah, you're familiar with this?

Speaker 3 (01:21):
What's that?

Speaker 4 (01:22):
Sir? Hello?

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah, sr, my name is Rod Phillips with super Sounds
of the seventies. For a limited time only, we can
give you this three disc set at night.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
You gotta be kidding you're calling on my private cell phone.
I got emails coming in. How the hell do you
ever get my phone number?

Speaker 3 (01:43):
You're on a list of people to be called today, sir, Yeah,
I was doing me a favorite.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
Don't call it again? Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Are you familiar with Smokey Robinson and the Miracles?

Speaker 4 (01:51):
Yeah, I'm right, But goodbye.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
The Tears of a Clown super hit from nineteen sixty six. Hello,
so it's Rod Phillips again with super Sounds of the seventies.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
You gotta be kidding me, No, I'm not, sir.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
This three disc set comes for just nine dollars and
ninety nine cents. Just listen to this hit of.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
The second.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
But, sir, nine dollars and ninety nine cents and you
can have this plus three ninety nine shipping and handling.
Don't you remember the foundations with this classic build me up? Buttercup?

Speaker 4 (02:33):
Sad?

Speaker 5 (02:33):
You know something?

Speaker 2 (02:34):
What's that I'm telling you?

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Right, sir?

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Haven't you ever bought music before?

Speaker 4 (02:38):
Because we have no never? Wrong guy, wrong guy? This
is you?

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Are you, mister Fascaldo?

Speaker 4 (02:47):
The only mister Josh? Okay, I can't I ever had
in the past. I am not ever going to again
that okay?

Speaker 3 (02:56):
But do you remember fly in the Family Stone from
the seventies. There's a song they have called Everyday People, sir,
Everyday People by Sliding the Family Stone part of this
three disc set Super Sounds of the seventies for a
limited time only. You cannot get this in stores, sir.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
You know you know what you are right now? I
committ and grab you.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
By glue drunk, so wanted, so wanting, Scooby Dooby Dooby.
All I'm trying to do is make a living here, sir,
and let you know that if you act now, we'll
throw this bonus Christmas CD in for free featuring the

(03:42):
Jackson Five and Santa claus Is come into town. How
does this sound. You remember this one.

Speaker 5 (03:51):
I'm going to report this call to the police. Still, okay, sir?

Speaker 3 (03:54):
How could this not bring smiles to the faces of
you and your family as you're gathered around the Christmas
tree next year listening to the wonderful super sounds of
seventies Christmas.

Speaker 5 (04:04):
I'm gonna find out who the first you know? And
then it could be I promised you this gonna be
the worst day of your life. Hey day, let me
call you back in a few minutes. Alright, I'm having
trouble with somebody harassing my cell phone.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
You know I've been having the same thing this morning.
Are you serious?

Speaker 5 (04:25):
Yeah, someone trying to sell you CBS.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yeah, I'm playing music or something.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
Illow it.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
I've busted into your line when super Hitto the seventies
songs from Rod Stewart And do you think I'm sexy?
Mister Joe Fascaldo, And is this Alyssa Lumparski, Alyssa Lumparski.
We'd like to sell you this song from Rod Stewart.
Do you remember this one, mister Forscaldo? Do you remember

(04:52):
when you were sexy? Do you remember when you got
your groove on?

Speaker 4 (04:56):
I want to find out who I'm gonna come busting
everyone's off. It could be the ugliest thing you ever saw.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
You know the words everybody. If you want my body
and you're bak, I'm sex, come on.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
Jug, I'll let me know Alsa. Are you part of this,
part of what she's part of?

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Nothing?

Speaker 4 (05:18):
Yes, Dad, Yes I am.

Speaker 5 (05:19):
I'm ryst You tell us Jerk fremd He or whoever
it is, really.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
Your daughter's playing a phone tap on you.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
I'm trying to find out what you're destant so I
can come.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Up and break your gonna be Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participants.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show
Advertise With Us

Popular Podcasts

Dateline NBC

Dateline NBC

Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com

Stuff You Should Know

Stuff You Should Know

If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.

The Breakfast Club

The Breakfast Club

The World's Most Dangerous Morning Show, The Breakfast Club, With DJ Envy And Charlamagne Tha God!

Music, radio and podcasts, all free. Listen online or download the iHeart App.

Connect

© 2025 iHeartMedia, Inc.