The Sounds of the 60's and 70's

The very first appearance of Rod Phillips! Skeery tries to sell a record collection from the 60's and 70's and it's annoying as all hell!

Episode Transcript

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Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap. So
here we go. Now, youknow, we've been doing phone taps for
a long time, and sometimes thegood ones slip in between the cushions on
the couch. We actually found oneand it was yours, Scary. This
is actually a very good phone tapof yours. This was the first time
I did that Rod Phillips character,you know, the music collection guy.

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Yeah, it was mislabeled in ourcomputer system, like, oh my god,
a lost phone tap. Now whichone is this? This one's called
super Sounds of the sixties and seventies. Now, every time he does these
phone taps, these really they arenot real music collections that he makes it
up right, So this is thelost phone taps. So originally Alyssa wrote
to us Sin said her dad isa big music collector and he loves music

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so much, but he hates whenpeople try and sell him stuff at the
same time. So I figured,let's see if we could phone tap him
that way, and we did.Here we go. Let's listen to the
lost phone tap from Scary. Hi, how are you? This is Rod
Phillips with super Sounds of the Sixtiesand seventies. How are you doing today,
sir? Very good. For alimited time only, we have a

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three disc set available. You'll gethits from the rascals like this, what
d D? Are you familiar withthis song? Sir? Yeah, you're
familiar with FI? What's that?Sir? Hello? Yeah, sorry,

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my name is Rod Phillips with superSounds of the seventies. For a limited
time only, we can give youthis three disc set at night. You
gotta be kidding you're calling on myprivate cell phone. I got emails coming
in. How the hell do youever get my phone number? You're on
a list of people to be calledtoday, sir, Yeah, I was
doing me a favorite. Don't callit again? Okay. Are you familiar

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with Smokey Robinson and the Miracles?Yeah, I'm right, But goodbye the
Tears of a Clown super hit fromnineteen sixty six. Hello, so it's
Rod Phillips again with super Sounds ofthe seventies. You've gotta be kidding me,
No, I'm not, sir.Just three disc set comes for just

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nine dollars and ninety nine cents.Just listen to this hit of the second
Shop, But sir, nine dollarsand ninety nine cents and you can have
this plus three ninety nine shipping andhandling. Don't you remember the foundations with
this classic build me up? Buttercup? Sad? You know something? What's

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that I'm telling you? Right,sir? Haven't you ever bought music before?
Because we have now never wrong guy, wrong guy? This is you?
Are you, mister Fascaldo? Theonly mister joph Okay? I can't
I ever had in the past.I am not ever going to again.

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Okay, but do you remember flyin the Family Stone from the seventies.
There's a song they have called EverydayPeople, sir, Everyday People by sliding
the Family Stone part of this threedisc set Super Sounds of the seventies for
a limited time only. You cannotget this in stores. Sir. You

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got something? You know what youare? Right now? I commit and
grab you by the drunk so wanted, so wanted, Scooby Dooby doooby.
All I'm trying to do is makea living here, sir, and let

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you know that if you act now, we'll throw this bonus Christmas CD in
for free featuring the Jackson Five andSanta Claus Is come into town. How
does this sound. You remember thisone. I'm going to report this call
to the police. Still, okay, sir? How could this not bring
smiles to the faces of you andyour family as you're gathered around the Christmas

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tree next year listening to the wonderfulsuper sounds of seventies Christmas. I'm gonna
find out who this is, youknow, and then it could be I
promise it to Its gonna be theworst day of your life. Hey day,
let me call you back in afew minutes. All right, I'm
having trouble with somebody harassing my cellphone. You know I've been having the

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same thing this morning. Are youserious? Yeah? Someone trying to sell
your CD? Yeah, I'm playingmusic or something. Illow it. I've
busted into your line. When superHits of the seventies songs from Rod Stewart
And do you think I'm sexy?Mister Joe Fascaldo? And is this Alyssa
Lumparski, Alyssa Lumparski. We'd liketo sell you this song from Rod Stewart.

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Do you remember this one, misterFascaldo? Do you remember when you
were sexy? Do you remember whenyou got your groove on? I'm gonna
find out who I'm gonna come bustingoff. It could be the ugliest thing
you ever call. You know thewords everybody. If you want my body
and you're break, I'm sex,come on, jug I'll let me knows.

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Are you part of this, partof what she's part of? Nothing?
Yes? Dad, Yes I am. I'm hurrying up. No,
listen, you tell us jerk friend, he or whoever it is, really
your daughter's playing a phone tap onyou. I'm trying to find out what
you're dot. I can come upand break your I'm to be Elvis Duran's

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phone tap. This phone tab waspre recorded with permission granted by all participates.
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