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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapping?
All right, scary, what's your phone tap all about? Today?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
So Alyssa emailed us to phone tap her roommates. Sophia,
Alyssa's girlfriend, Alex, is coming for a visit and staying
with them, And since Alyssa and Sophia are going to
be at work when Alex got to the house, they
figured they'd leave a key for Alex.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
So Sophia gets the phone call from her house guest, Alex.
Let me guess you're Alex. I'm al Let's see what happens.
It's Scary's phonetip. Hello, is this Sophia?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Who is Sophia? It's Alex. I just got to the house.
Some stuff's not in order here. I'm trying to ax.
Did Alysia tell you that I was staying with you
guys for the weekend? Yeah, she said that Alex was
coming in, But I did, I mean, she wasn't. She
wasn't specific. I thought it was it was a girl.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I thought it was.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
No, no, no, no, no, I'm a dude. Last I checked.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Okay, staying in Melissa's room right.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
The one with the flat panel TV on the wall
and the Hunter Douglas shades. No no, no, no, no, no, no,
no no, that's my room.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
How did you so?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
You are actually inside my room right now? Late, I'm
hanging out in the bed. I'm just on my bed.
Yeah yeah, uh well, the reason why I was calling
was because I couldn't find the promote control to the TV.
Wae wait a minute, you are right now sleeping in
my bed looking for a remote control. I found it.
It was in your underwear drawer, So I just want
to let you know I found it incase you're looking
for it. But that's not our room.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
That's my room.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
I didn't know that till just now, though. I'm sorry,
why did you do that? What is that? That's a TV?
You're watching porn right now? I got six channels from
fourteen ninety nine. To get out of the well, I'm sorry, no, no, no,
you understand. I didn't know it was your room. I'm sorry.
Get out of that room. Do you have the password
(01:46):
for the computer? Oh? I got? Are you still in
my bed? I got clothes.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Eyes in a stranger house.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
We used to watch porn together all the time. It
wasn't a big deal. Throw it in the offer the
bathroom and get out of my room. I'm calling Melissa
right now. All right, listen, let's call her before she
calls you back. I'm gonna dill her real quick. Okay,
I'll be perfect. I'm gonna be quiet. You you talk?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Kay?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
How are you? I didn't know Alex was the guy.
He calls me he's watching porn on my bed.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Well, Sophia, you know Alex and I were tight backing college.
We did everything together, and so I told him when
he came over to just make himself at home and
do what he had to do until one of us
gets home. He went to my underwear doors. He probably
that's my vibrator. Now I have to throw away every
single patty that I have.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
And not only that. Then he just like Mary, my
bad and watch porn.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
We'll wash it. We'll wash it. It's not a big deal.
Let mean, we'll wash it. I'm not gonna And how
am I gonna look at this guy?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Because?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Oh, now he knows that I have a vibrader. Now
you know that I'm a.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Who's it?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
How did I get on this line? I was the
favorite movie. I'm playing it at work joke? Yeah, yeah,
she said, Yeah, Sophia, it's scary Jones, Melos the Rand
in the Morning Show and you've been phone tapped due
we got you girls. Oh my god, I had no
idea you were in this party. My good a Laryer.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Nobody's in an apartment.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
No, I'm just watching porn at Elvis's office. The Elvis
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Speaker 2 (03:27):
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