We Mowed Your Lawn By Accident

Tony is away on vacation and his sister Kathy is taking care of his place. SO she calls him to let him know there's an unexpected landscaper, messing with is precious lawn!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Tapping, Garrett, Yes, your phone tap? What's it all about?

Speaker 3 (00:06):
So Kathy wanted to play a phone tap on her
brother Tony. Now Tony's away on vacation, which we figured
there would be a perfect.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Time to play a phone tap on someone.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
But Kathy was put in charge of watching over Tony's
house while he's away. So I'm gonna call Tony while
he's on vacation and I'll be playing the part of
the unexpected landscape.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Okay, you know, Garrett, you're getting pretty mean in these
phones happening. Sorry, let's see what happens in Garrett's phone tap.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Hello, Hey, how you doing? Cathy? Hey?

Speaker 4 (00:35):
Hey, are you laying on the beach?

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Just a.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
There's a guy outside mowing the lawn? And why did
you schedule a landscaper?

Speaker 1 (00:47):
I didn't hire anybody. I didn't hire anybody who loo's
out there?

Speaker 4 (00:51):
I mean, I'm just some guy with a lawn there
or what.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Some guy just comes by and does along. You don't
ask any questions?

Speaker 4 (00:57):
How all I know? And I mean, yeah, but here
out of said, I'll get him on sir, excuse me, sir, Yeah,
is my brother on the phone. He wants to talk
to you for mint.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Hello, my sister says, somebody's doing the lawn. No, I
didn't hire anybody to do the lawn. I do the lawn.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
We're almost done now. We just we just took up
the dandylions.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
And the moms argue, what the hell are you doing?

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Well, I was just doing what I thought.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
I mean, this is touching my flowers if you touch
the pansies.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
No, we just we just ripped up all the flowers.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
We just the the serious. I didn't hire anybody to
do anything. Get the out of my house.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
This is fifty six throwing but avenue correct, No.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
It's fifty four guys.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Wrap it, wrap it up, Wrap it up. We got
the wrong house. I am so sorry, sir.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
I would I would smack you across the face right
now if I could be there, I would. Oh my god,
you're just ruined my trip.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
I'm gonna I'm gonna hand the phone back to your
lovely wife.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
She's my sister, all right.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Way listen, I'm not getting involved in anymore in POVID stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
So out of my house. What the hell are you
talking about? Wait?

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Why why don't you want them to tennis the lawn
they're they're getting in their trying.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
I don't want anybody that's the loan, that's my law.
And I didn't hire anybody to do that.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
He didn't hire.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
I mean, but they're leaving like they're just they're like
halfway down the don't.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Let them leave, bullet them leave, stop them, stop them now.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
I mean, I mean, but they're he's the guy was
really young. I think he just made a mistake. I mean,
I'll go all I'm getting them.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Who cares? Who cares? They need to pay for what
the mistake that they made. Just calm down, I mean,
I am calm. I am calm, I am calm. I'm
I'm gonna draw my vacation and I get a phone
call about them ruining my lawns. Just breathe.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
I mean, you're in the like you're in pill as.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Calm now, Katy, are you serious, get off the phone,
go chase them.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
I'm not gonna go chasing them my card.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
This isn't funny. I'm trying to have a good vacation
and you can't even do me one favor. And now
when now my my the front of my house looks
like it looks like my lawn looks like a so
dressed lawn. I'm gonna look like an idiot on the block.
Thank you. I really appreciate that.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Hey, Tony, Yeah was this?

Speaker 3 (03:11):
My name is Garrett from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show,
and you just got phone tapps.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Man, Oh my god. I want to vacation, man.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
Yeah, I did.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
I'm going to the beach. I can't deal with this.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Now I'm gonna beat Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
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Speaker 1 (03:33):
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