We Pushed Back Your Vacation

Robert and Jill are taking a trip together, and Froggy calls to let them know he needs to bump their trip.

Episode Transcript

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Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap. All
right, Froggy, we're so excitedabout your phone tap. What's it all
about? Our listener Jill writes inshe wants to phone tap her husband Robert.
They're planning a big old vacation andI call from the beach resort to
let them know that. Well,we're going to have to move your reservation
because we're hosting a charity event thatweekend. You know this scenario always works

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out beautifully, Yeah, it does. Yeah, when you mess with people's
vacation, you're really really asking forit. Let's see what happened to today's
Froggy phone tap. Hello, Yeah, I'm looking for Robert place. Yes,
this is Robert. I'm Robert.This is mister Lester from the resort.
Was calling in to speak of youabout your upcoming vacation that you have

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planned with us here. You know, what do you need? There's twelve
of you booked, three separate rooms. Yeah, yeah, your planation,
so okay, I've got it.We're going to need to move you back
by one week. No, that'sunacceptable. I'm sorry, No that came,
it happened. No, well inthe in the in the fine print

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that you have unacceptable. I readthe fine print of my reservation where we're
a companies that the Jews wouldn't setme over. So I paved way too
much money for this. It's notgoing to happen. Look, I'm way
too busy to deal with this rightnow, so regulation stays as it is.
I gotta go. Hello. Yes, I believe we were disconnected,

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Robert, this is mister right now, I really have time to really speak
with you. I understand what Ialready made, my intentions perfectly clear with
you. Well, we'll make thisvery quick. I just need to move
your dates by one week now.We did also want to tell you we
have a sister property. We're notmoving date. Excuse me, it's not
on the date, but we wouldbe no more. Excuse me. Did

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you read the fine prints on yourreservation? Robert? No, no,
no, your fine print? Allright. My room's already paid for.
I've already done the pre pay.I've already taken care of every single I
and T that's across. Well,Robert, if you show up on those
dates, you will not have aroom to sleep in. Robert, No,
no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm paying
customer. I own you right now. It's dates are mine. I'm in
charge here. You show up,there'll be no room. Now your job

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is going to be gone, butthis place is going to be shuttered up
by the end of the year.Come on, tuger, that's what you
got, bitch. Come on.The cbbm A is going to be here
that weekend. Have you ever heardof the CBBM A. I know what
the hell that is, and knowI ever heard of it. It's the
children bitten by Mosquito's Association. They'regoing to be here having their annual meeting
that weekend. It's a very noblecause that our president here at the resort

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is very much behind me. ThatI have the room is mine. One
in every three children is bitten bya mosquito at least once a day all
around the world. I don't jail. Why are you laughing at me?
No, No, it's not melaughing. That's your wife, Jill.
You're being phone tapped, Robert.It's Froggy from Elvis Duran in the morning.

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Track your phone topping me? Yeah, check, I love you,
vish. This phone tap was prerecorded with permission granted by all participates the
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