We Pushed Back Your Vacation

Robert and Jill are taking a trip together, and Froggy calls to let them know he needs to bump their trip.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.
All right, Froggy, we're so excited about your phone tap.
What's it all about? Our listener Jill writes in she
wants to phone tap her husband Robert. They're planning a
big old vacation, and I call from the beach resort
to let them know that. Well, we're going to have
to move your reservation because we're hosting a charity event

(00:21):
that weekend. You know this scenario always works out beautifully, Yeah,
it does. Yeah, when you mess with people's vacation, you're
really really asking for it. Let's see what happened to
today's Froggy phone tap. Hello, Yeah, I'm looking for Robert place. Oh, yes,
this is Robert. I'm Robert. This is mister Lester from
the resort. Was calling in to she could you about

(00:41):
your upcoming vacation that you have planned with us here? Yeah?
What do you mean there's twelve of you booked three
separate rooms. Yeah, your planation, so okay, I've got it.
We're gonna need to move you back by one week. No,
that's unacceptable. I'm sorry, No that came. It happened. No, Well,
in the in the in the fine print that you

(01:03):
have unacceptable. I read the fine print of my reservation.
We're a company such as yours wouldn't set me over.
So I paid way too much money for this. It's
not going to happen. Look, I'm way too busy to
deal with this right now, so regulation stays as it is.
By I gotta go. Hello. Yes, I I believe we
were disconnected, Robert, this is mister right now, I really

(01:27):
have time to really speak with you. I understand what
I already made, my intentions perfectly clear with you. Well,
we'll make this very quick. I just need to move
your dates by one week now. I we did also
want to tell you we have a sister property. We're
not moving date. Excuse me, it's not on the beach,
but we would be no more. Excuse me. Did you
read the fine prints on your reservation? Robert? No, no, no,

(01:48):
your fine print? All right. My room's already paid for.
I've already done the pre pay. I've already taken care
of every single I and T that's across. Well, Robert,
if you show up on those dates, you will not
have a room to sleep in. Robert, No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I'm paying customer. I own you right now. It's dates
are mine. I'm in charge here. You show up, there'll
be no room. Now your job is going to be gone,
but this place is going to be shuttered up by

(02:08):
the end of the year. Come on, tuger, that's what
you got, bitch. Come on. The cbbm A is going
to be here that weekend. Have you ever heard of
the cbbm A. Oh what the hell that is? And
know I ever heard of it? It's the children bitten
by Mosquito's Association. They're going to be here having their
annual meeting that weekend. It's a very noble cause that
our president here at the resort is very much behind

(02:29):
an me of that I have. The room is mine.
One in every three children is bitten by a mosquito
at least once a day all around the world. I
don't jail. Why are you laughing at me? No, No,
it's not me laughing. That's your wife, Jill. You're being
phone tapped, Robert. It's Froggy from Elvis Duran in the morning.

(02:49):
Trick your phone topping me. Yeah, I love you. This
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