August 2, 2024 • 4 mins
Dion's new puppy has been getting sick and he's expecting the place he got it from to help with the vet bills, so Danielle calls from the shelter to disappoint him!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, d Elvis Duran.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Phone tap?
Speaker 1 (00:04):
All right, I'm dying to hear this phone tap.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
What's it all about? All right?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
So Lari email doesn't said, my boyfriend Dion just bought
us a puppy named Rocky, and he was sick with pneumonia,
and we had to pay all these bills out of
our pocket. And he's such a hot head that he
would get really mad if you called saying you're from
the pet company and that we have to pay the
bills ourselves. So that's basically what we're going to do, really,
all right. So you're playing the part of I'm paying
the lady from the pet company calling to say you're
(00:28):
paying the bills.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Okay, let's see what happens.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Hello, Hi, Ma, I speak to Dion. Talk please, Hi Dion.
My name is Melanie Rogers. I'm calling you from the
Pando Monckday, okay, and I'm calling you in reference to
I think his name is Rocky, yeah, yeah, and a
bill of five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
I'm asking you guys to pay for what was owing
him when he was sick, when I had my medical
bills for him.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah, which I'm not understanding because you bought the dog,
you brought.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Him home and he uh no.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Okay, well, then explain, explain the story to me.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I bought the dog he had pneumonia. Now that before
I approachased some that he had those symptoms.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I mean, if it was our fault, I could see.
But it's not our fault that the dog was sick.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I'm responsible for the puppy, even though you guys give
it to me sick.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I didn't give you the puppy sick. I mean, I
don't know what happened to the puppy from when you
took it from the place to when you got it home.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
You gotta be right, No, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
What temperature do you keep your house at?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
What do you mean? What tell you keep my house at?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
I mean, is it a temperature where dogs can live?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
You have the temperature with dogs? Kind of question? Is that?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I mean, our puppies are top notch to match my ass.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
My dog was sick.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Maybe you fed him something.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
You gotta be kidding me, right, once the.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Dog was in your care, the dog got sick.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
That such crap.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
It's not crap.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
No dog was sick when he was at the store.
You gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
There's no record I have it.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Says it says like in the warranty and all the
other written crap, that you guys owe me money after
if anything happens to them.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Not in the warranty that I have in front of me.
I have all the paperwork in front of me, and
it says nothing about the dog being sick when you
purchased it. It's not both.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I mean, you guys own the money and that's it.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
We don't owe you the money. You're not going to
get the money.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Maybe I'm not going to get them. I'll get the money.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
You won't get the money.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I will get the money.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
You don't think this has happened before. Well of the customers,
we know what we're doing.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
You guys are half assed over there, don't know what
the hell is your problem.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I mean, I'm really glad you don't have children, because
it doesn't seem you know how to care for something
that's living. Why are you being rude to me? I'm
just telling you like it is because.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
You're treating me like I'm some idiot or something.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Well, you are some idiot. You don't know how to
take care of a puppy. Did you give the puppy
a cold bath? Did you feed the puppy?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Did you put the puppy in an air conditioning puppy genius?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Did you buy the cheap puppy food?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
No, you know someone expensive puppy food.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Regardless, we're not paying you the five hundred dollars. This
is what it comes down to.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Oh no, you're paying me the five hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Did you torture animals as a child?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Adam? What kind of question is that?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I have to get to the bottom of this.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
You need to see a therapist. You're driving me up
the wall right now.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
If you walked outside barefoot, would you lick your feet afterwards?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I can't lick my feet? Sorry, have you tried? What
are you? What are you getting it?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
You wouldn't lick your feet because they're so filthy. He
shouldn't be licking his feet either.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
What the hell?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
What okay? We're just running around the circles. The point is,
I've got bills here coming out of my ass.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I got bills coming out of my ass. I don't
know what the hell you're paying.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I'm not paying anything. You're paying the five hundred dollars.
I'm not paying anything.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
No, I'm not. I'm not paying.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
If you love your animal, what is five hundred dollars?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
It's nothing when it comes to an animal. But it's
your problem. It's your fault.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
No, it's your problem.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
You bought the animal and that I'm set. Let's get
this right. It's your fault, your problem.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
What's the dog's name again, Rocky? I mean, the poor
dog is gonna have a complex as it is that
you got a stupid name for him.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
All right, all right, leave me the hell long. You're
paying my money and that's it. You have a problem,
you know.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Come to my house, Dann listen to me. We don't
pay bills. You know why why you've just been phone tapped.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
You got to me.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Your lovely girlfriend Laurie wanted us to call you and
play a phone tap on you. Oh don't worry. We're
not from the pet company.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Oh Man was the same. You guys are paying my bills.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, d Elvis Duran.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Phone tap?
Speaker 1 (00:04):
All right, I'm dying to hear this phone tap.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
What's it all about? All right?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
So Lari email doesn't said, my boyfriend Dion just bought
us a puppy named Rocky, and he was sick with pneumonia,
and we had to pay all these bills out of
our pocket. And he's such a hot head that he
would get really mad if you called saying you're from
the pet company and that we have to pay the
bills ourselves. So that's basically what we're going to do, really,
all right. So you're playing the part of I'm paying
the lady from the pet company calling to say you're
(00:28):
paying the bills.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Okay, let's see what happens.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Hello, Hi, Ma, I speak to Dion. Talk please, Hi Dion.
My name is Melanie Rogers. I'm calling you from the
Pando Monckday, okay, and I'm calling you in reference to
I think his name is Rocky, yeah, yeah, and a
bill of five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
I'm asking you guys to pay for what was owing
him when he was sick, when I had my medical
bills for him.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah, which I'm not understanding because you bought the dog,
you brought.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Him home and he uh no.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Okay, well, then explain, explain the story to me.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I bought the dog he had pneumonia. Now that before
I approachased some that he had those symptoms.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I mean, if it was our fault, I could see.
But it's not our fault that the dog was sick.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I'm responsible for the puppy, even though you guys give
it to me sick.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I didn't give you the puppy sick. I mean, I
don't know what happened to the puppy from when you
took it from the place to when you got it home.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
You gotta be right, No, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
What temperature do you keep your house at?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
What do you mean? What tell you keep my house at?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
I mean, is it a temperature where dogs can live?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
You have the temperature with dogs? Kind of question? Is that?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I mean, our puppies are top notch to match my ass.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
My dog was sick.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Maybe you fed him something.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
You gotta be kidding me, right, once the.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Dog was in your care, the dog got sick.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
That such crap.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
It's not crap.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
No dog was sick when he was at the store.
You gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
There's no record I have it.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Says it says like in the warranty and all the
other written crap, that you guys owe me money after
if anything happens to them.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Not in the warranty that I have in front of me.
I have all the paperwork in front of me, and
it says nothing about the dog being sick when you
purchased it. It's not both.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I mean, you guys own the money and that's it.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
We don't owe you the money. You're not going to
get the money.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Maybe I'm not going to get them. I'll get the money.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
You won't get the money.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I will get the money.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
You don't think this has happened before. Well of the customers,
we know what we're doing.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
You guys are half assed over there, don't know what
the hell is your problem.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I mean, I'm really glad you don't have children, because
it doesn't seem you know how to care for something
that's living. Why are you being rude to me? I'm
just telling you like it is because.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
You're treating me like I'm some idiot or something.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Well, you are some idiot. You don't know how to
take care of a puppy. Did you give the puppy
a cold bath? Did you feed the puppy?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Did you put the puppy in an air conditioning puppy genius?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Did you buy the cheap puppy food?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
No, you know someone expensive puppy food.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Regardless, we're not paying you the five hundred dollars. This
is what it comes down to.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Oh no, you're paying me the five hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Did you torture animals as a child?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Adam? What kind of question is that?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I have to get to the bottom of this.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
You need to see a therapist. You're driving me up
the wall right now.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
If you walked outside barefoot, would you lick your feet afterwards?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I can't lick my feet? Sorry, have you tried? What
are you? What are you getting it?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
You wouldn't lick your feet because they're so filthy. He
shouldn't be licking his feet either.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
What the hell?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
What okay? We're just running around the circles. The point is,
I've got bills here coming out of my ass.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I got bills coming out of my ass. I don't
know what the hell you're paying.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I'm not paying anything. You're paying the five hundred dollars.
I'm not paying anything.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
No, I'm not. I'm not paying.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
If you love your animal, what is five hundred dollars?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
It's nothing when it comes to an animal. But it's
your problem. It's your fault.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
No, it's your problem.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
You bought the animal and that I'm set. Let's get
this right. It's your fault, your problem.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
What's the dog's name again, Rocky? I mean, the poor
dog is gonna have a complex as it is that
you got a stupid name for him.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
All right, all right, leave me the hell long. You're
paying my money and that's it. You have a problem,
you know.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Come to my house, Dann listen to me. We don't
pay bills. You know why why you've just been phone tapped.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
You got to me.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Your lovely girlfriend Laurie wanted us to call you and
play a phone tap on you. Oh don't worry. We're
not from the pet company.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Oh Man was the same. You guys are paying my bills.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show
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