You Forgot Your Doody Diaper

Jamilla goes out to eat, changes her son's diaper, and sometimes leaves it on the table! So Skeery calls her as a restaurant manager DISGUSTED by her decision!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone
tap and now Scary stepping up to the plate ready
to uh hit one out of the park for us. Scary,
it's the phone tap. What do you have? Sam emailed
us he wanted to teach his girlfriend Jamilla a lesson.
She's got a habit of going out to family restaurants
and changing her son's diaper right there in the booth. Anyways, Yeah,

(00:22):
it's disgusting. Anyway, she did it again on Sunday and
left the diaper behind. So I'm gonna pretend to be
the serious Yeah, so I'm gonna pretend to be the
restaurant manager calling to take her to task on what
she did. Listening to Scary's phone tap, Hello, I'm looking
for Jamilo Ursa. Please. This is Rob Chacconi from. My

(00:45):
name is Rob. I'm the manager of you ate here recently,
right I yeah, listen. I want to know why you
think that it's okay to leave crumbled up, dirty duty
diapers on the table for my weight staff to clean up.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Okay, you get my number? And why are you calling me?
And how do you know I even did that.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
I have a friend who works at the check cashing
place on the other side of the Strip Mall parking lot.
And I saw you go in there afterwards, and he
told me about you think about my You left your
kid's duty diaper on.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
The table, okay?

Speaker 1 (01:21):
And and and was that supposed to be a gift
for my weight staff?

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yes, because your services.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
I want to know what makes you think that you
could walk into my establishment where other people are trying
to dine and infect the tables with the germs and
disgusting bacteria of your kids and roll it up and
leave it on the table and then walk away.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
You wanted me to just leave the south Dare that
was courteous for me to roll it up?

Speaker 1 (01:49):
What like a joint?

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Calling me?

Speaker 1 (01:51):
How am I calling you? I'm calling you using your phone,
That's how I'm calling you.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Are you calling me? Why are you calling me? Why
my bill I left?

Speaker 1 (01:59):
That was?

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Why are you calling me? Now?

Speaker 1 (02:01):
First of all, I don't want you in my restaurant.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Why don't you train your weight staffle whatever they are,
to do their job better.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
We are paid.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
You should call one of them and teach them how
to do their job instead of calling a customer and
harassment my day.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
My staff is paid to take orders, deliver food to
the table and remove it and remove any unused food
in the plates at the end. Nothing else.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Okay, Well, my friend ate one of those nasty ass
shrimps and caught the rents right ass and left his
unused food right there on the table for your weight
stats to clean it up.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
You know what, that's disgusting? You are gross. And not
only that, you grabbed a handful of crayons by the
children's menu on your way out. I saw that it's
supposed to be too crayon maximum per kid.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
I took a handful, so what my kid likes to color?
I paid for all of that.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
You don't pay for those crayons for that?

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yes I did.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
How did you pay for those crayons?

Speaker 2 (02:56):
I paid the bill right, crayons were included. Next question
is this how you were raised? Are you raised to
be a stalker? Because you're stalking me on my phone
right now? Be with you, sir.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
I saw you bring that playmate cooler and fill it
with Cheddar baby biscuits.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
What is a problem? Are you the Cheddar biscuit sheriff?
Clean hell?

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Else? Why do you hang up on me?

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Leave me.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
No, no, no, I want I want you to apologize
to my weight staff.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
It's called job security. It's called job security. It is
the waiter's job to clean up the mess after patrons
have left.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Oh really okay, even even when the mess includes your
personal yes, fecal matter, fee's pieces, yes, and yes, touchy rolls.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
The next time. You know what, the next time I'm
come in there, I'm gonna leave a toussy roll right
on your table. How about that? Keep calling me. You
don't know where I am, but I don't know.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Where you are. But Sam knows where you are. In fact,
Sam gave us all this information. And this is all
joke because you've just been phone tapped. Jam, well, this
is scary Jones Melvis Mad in.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
The Morning Ja, oh my god, you got ve parking
out of my neck right now. I'm sending here's looking
crazy and.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
I have a mind to turn you into the record.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
I didn't do the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participants.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show