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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone
tab and now Scary stepping up to the plate ready
to uh hit one out of the park for us.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Scary, it's the phone tap. What do you have?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Sam emailed us he wanted to teach his girlfriend Jamilla
a lesson. She's got a habit of going out to
family restaurants and changing her son's diaper right there.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
In the booth.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Anyways, Yeah, it's disgusting. Anyway, she did it again on
Sunday and left the diaper behind. So I'm gonna pretend
to be the serious Yeah, so I'm gonna pretend to
be the restaurant manager calling to take her to task
on what.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
She did was listening to Scary's phone tap. Hello, I'm
looking for Jamilo Ursa. Please.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
This is Rob Chacconi from. My name is Rob. I'm
the manager of SMID. You ate here recently, right I yeah, listen.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I want to know why.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
You think that it's okay to leave crumbled up, dirty
duty diapers on the table for my weight staff to
clean up.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Okay, you get my number? And why are you calling me?
And how do you know I even did that?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I have a friend who works at the check cashing
place on the other side of the Strip Mall parking lot,
And I saw you go in there afterwards, and he
told me.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
About you think about you left your kid's duty diaper.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
On the table, okay?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
And and and was that supposed to be a gift
from my weight staff?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Yes, because your services.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I want to know what makes you think that you
could walk into my establishment where other people are trying
to dine and infect the tables with the germs and
disgusting bacteria of your kids and roll it up and
leave it on the table and then walk away.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
You wanted me to just leave the south there? That
was courteous to me to roll it up?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
What like a joint?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Why are you calling me?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
How am I calling you? I'm calling you using your phone.
That's how I'm calling you.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Are you calling me? Why are you calling me? Why
came my bill? I left?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
That was?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Why are you calling me? Now?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
First of all, I don't want you in my restaurant.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Why don't you train your your weight staff or whatever
they are, to do their job better.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
We are paid.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
You should call one of them and teach them how
to do their job instead of calling a customer and
harassment my day.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
My staff is paid to take orders, deliver food to
the table and remove.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
It and remove any unused food in the plates at
the end. Nothing else.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Okay, Well, my friend ate one of those nasty ass
shrimps and caught the rents right ass and left his
unused food right there on the table for your weight
staffs to clean it up.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
You know what, that's disgusting? You are gross.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
And not only that, you grabbed a handful of crayons
by the children's menu on your way out. I saw
that it's supposed to be too crayon maximum per kid.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I took a handful, So what my kid likes the color?
I paid for all of that.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
You don't pay for those crayons for that?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Yes I did.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
How did you pay for those crayons? I paid the.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Bill right, crayons were included. Next question is this how
you were raised? Are you raised to be a stalker?
Because you're stalking me on my phone right now? Better
with you?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Son?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I saw you bring that playmate cooler and fill it
with Cheddar baby biscuits.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
What the is the problem? Are you the Cheddar biscuit sheriff? Clean? Hell?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Else? Why do you hang up on me?
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Leave me?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
No, no, no, I want I want you to apologize
to my weight staff.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
It's called job security. It's called job security. It is
the waiter's job to clean up the mess after patrons
have left.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Oh really okay, even even when the mess includes your
personal yes, fecal matter, fee's pieces.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yes, and yet touchy rolls.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
The next time. You know what, the next time I'm
come in there, I'm gonna leave a tootsy roll right
on your table. How about that? Keep calling me. You
don't know where I am, but I.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Don't know where you are. But Sam knows where you are.
In fact, Sam gave us all this information. And this
is all joke because you've just been phone tapped. Jam, Well,
this is scary.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Jones.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Melvis to me in the morning Chap, Oh my god,
you got bay farming out of my neck right now.
I'm sending here looking crazy.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
And I have a mind to turn you into the record.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
I didn't do the Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show