Your Dog is Getting Other Dogs Pregnant

Steven and Henry prepay for a fancy doggy daycare, and Garrett calls with a little issue.....and they can't bring him in anymore!

Episode Transcript

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Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap, Garrett,
tell us all about your phone tip. All right, now, Cody
wants to play a phone tap onher friends Steven and Henry. Now the
couple, they own a schnauzer andthey take take the schnauzer to daycare from
time to time when they're busy,and they prepay for this daycare, so
they drop the dog off, dotheir stuff and the dog, you know,
has a has a nice day.Schnauzer's a great dog exactly. So

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I'm going to call from the daycare, the doggy daycare, and say,
hey, you cannot bring your doganymore. Oh a little problem. Let's
listen to Garrett's phone tap. Hello. Hi, I'm looking for Steven,
big Boys owner. Hi. Actually, we were just about to call you
because I was wondering if you couldbring Big Boy in at seven am tomorrow
morning. That's why I was callingthis Actually pertains to Big Boy. We've

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been through our entire list of pups. Apparently yours is the only one that
doesn't have any documentation of whether itwas neutered or not. And we do
have an outbreak of pregnant dogs.What. Yeah, and it's concerning to
a few owners outbreak. Four orfive different owners have come to us and
said that their dogs are pregnant.What are you? What is this?

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It's ridiculous. He's absolutely been neutered. I know that he has. Okay,
once, I mean it's like Ican find the paperwork to prove it.
Well, once you find that paperwork, which I'm pretty sure you don't
have, then he can come backbig boy. Yeah. Well they I'm
on the phone with the dog Yannelright now and they're talking about how he

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hasn't been neutered. Evidently he's pregnatedall these dogs right shouting that's impossible.
Hold on, I've got him inmy hands right now. He's got no
nuts. Again, I can't tellyou, but all the other dogs that
have been here have their files showthe fact that they have been neutered.
You are to take a picture ofhis balls and send him to you because

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there's none. Oh about that.I couldn't tell you right now. No,
I have friends who can sue yourass straight down the line so that
you and all the other employees wereliving out of Kendle. No, sir,
I see this a lot with youtype of people, what type of
people? You people had caused thisproblem a lot you people. You're talking

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about gay people, No, sir, I'm talking about schnauzer owners. Schnauzer
owners, okay, And well youjust seem to be a little bit careless
and just letting your dogs run freeand impregnate other dogs. And hear what
you're saying. I don't understand it, really, but I'm delivering my dog
to you at seven, no matterwhat. No, you're not, get
ready, No you're not. Yes, I am, No, you're not.

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I am sir. We will notallow big Boy in tomorrow morning at
seven or to crash through your doorsat seven. It's happening. Get ready
or get sued off your ass.Okay, sir. If you show up
tomorrow, police will be here,not allowing your dog to come in the
biggest crop of I have ever heardin my life. If you don't have

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those wars open for us at sevenam, I will make sure that you
and your entire company are bankrupt andout of business forever. We'll see you
the Actually, I have Cody onthe line and you just got phone tapped.
Hey, what are you going tokill you? Oh? My god?

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Hey, hey guys, my nameis Garre from Elvis Duran in the
Morning show. I had to Ihad to double check the big Boy was
neutered, and I did like ninetimes and I felt nothing. This is
ridiculous. Yeah, nice one,Elvis Duran's phone tap. This phone table
was pre recorded with permission granted bythe Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis

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Duran in the Morning Show.