July 19, 2024 • 3 mins
Steven and Henry prepay for a fancy doggy daycare, and Garrett calls with a little issue.....and they can't bring him in anymore!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap, Garrett,
tell us all about your phone time, all right, Now,
Cody wants to play a phone tap on her friends
Steven and Henry. Now the couple, they own a schnauzer
and they take take the schnauzer to daycare from time
to time when they're busy, and they prepay for this daycare,
so they drop the dog off through their stuff and
the dog, you know, has a has a nice day.
Schnauzer's a great dog exactly. So I'm going to call
(00:24):
from the daycare, the doggy daycare, and say, hey, you
cannot bring your dog anymore.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Oh a little problem.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Let's listen to Garrett's phone tap.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Hi, I'm looking for Steven, big Boys owner.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Actually, we were just about to call you because I
was wondering if you could bring Big Boy in at
seven am tomorrow morning. That's why I was calling this
Actually pertains to Big Boy. We've been through our entire
list of pups. Apparently yours is the only one that
doesn't have any documentation of whether it was neutered or not.
And we do have an outbreak of pregnant dogs.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
What.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah, and it's concerning to a few owners outbreak. Four
or five different owners have come to us and said
that their dogs are pregnant.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
What are you? What is this? It's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
He's absolutely been neutered.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I know that he has. Okay, I mean it's like
I can find the paperwork to prove it.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Well, once you find that paperwork, which I'm pretty sure
you don't have, then he can come back big boy.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yeah. Well they I'm on the phone with the dog,
you know, right now, and they're talking about how he
hasn't been neutered. Evidently he's pregnated all these dogs right
shouting that's impossible. Hold on, I've got him in my
hands right now. He's got no nuts.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Again, I can't tell you, but all the other dogs
that have been here have their files show the fact
that they have been neutered.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
You are to take a picture of his balls and
send him to you because there's none oh about that.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I couldn't tell you.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I'm right now. No, I have friends who can sue
your ass straight down the line. So that you and
all the other employees were living out of kend O.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Sir, I see this a lot with you type of people,
what type of people? You people had caused this problem
a lot you people.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
You're talking about gay.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
People, No, sir, I'm talking about schnauzer owners.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Schnauzer owners, okay, and well.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
You just seem to be a little bit careless of
just letting your dogs run free and impregnate other dogs.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
And hear what you're saying. I don't understand it, really,
but I'm delivering my dog to you at seven no
matter what. No, you're not, get ready, No you're not.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Yes, I am, No, you're not.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I am, sir.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
We will not allow big Boy in tomorrow morning. I
said to.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Crash through your doors at seven. It's happening. Get ready
or get food off your ass. Okay, sir.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
If you show up tomorrow, police will be here, not
allowing your dog to come.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
In the biggest crock of I have ever heard in
my life. If you don't have those wars open for
us at seven am, I will make sure that you
and your entire company are bankrupt and out of business forever.
We'll see you the.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Actually, I have Cody on the line and you just
got phone tapped.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Hey, why are you going to kill you? Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Hey, Hey guys, my name is Garethrom Elvis Duran in
the morning show.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I had to I had to double check and think
boy was neutered, and I did like nine times and
I felt nothing. This is ridiculous. Yeah, nice one to
be Elvis Duran's phone tap.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
as the Elvis Terran phone tap only on Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap, Garrett,
tell us all about your phone time, all right, Now,
Cody wants to play a phone tap on her friends
Steven and Henry. Now the couple, they own a schnauzer
and they take take the schnauzer to daycare from time
to time when they're busy, and they prepay for this daycare,
so they drop the dog off through their stuff and
the dog, you know, has a has a nice day.
Schnauzer's a great dog exactly. So I'm going to call
(00:24):
from the daycare, the doggy daycare, and say, hey, you
cannot bring your dog anymore.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Oh a little problem.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Let's listen to Garrett's phone tap.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Hi, I'm looking for Steven, big Boys owner.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Actually, we were just about to call you because I
was wondering if you could bring Big Boy in at
seven am tomorrow morning. That's why I was calling this
Actually pertains to Big Boy. We've been through our entire
list of pups. Apparently yours is the only one that
doesn't have any documentation of whether it was neutered or not.
And we do have an outbreak of pregnant dogs.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
What.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah, and it's concerning to a few owners outbreak. Four
or five different owners have come to us and said
that their dogs are pregnant.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
What are you? What is this? It's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
He's absolutely been neutered.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I know that he has. Okay, I mean it's like
I can find the paperwork to prove it.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Well, once you find that paperwork, which I'm pretty sure
you don't have, then he can come back big boy.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yeah. Well they I'm on the phone with the dog,
you know, right now, and they're talking about how he
hasn't been neutered. Evidently he's pregnated all these dogs right
shouting that's impossible. Hold on, I've got him in my
hands right now. He's got no nuts.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Again, I can't tell you, but all the other dogs
that have been here have their files show the fact
that they have been neutered.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
You are to take a picture of his balls and
send him to you because there's none oh about that.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I couldn't tell you.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I'm right now. No, I have friends who can sue
your ass straight down the line. So that you and
all the other employees were living out of kend O.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Sir, I see this a lot with you type of people,
what type of people? You people had caused this problem
a lot you people.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
You're talking about gay.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
People, No, sir, I'm talking about schnauzer owners.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Schnauzer owners, okay, and well.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
You just seem to be a little bit careless of
just letting your dogs run free and impregnate other dogs.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
And hear what you're saying. I don't understand it, really,
but I'm delivering my dog to you at seven no
matter what. No, you're not, get ready, No you're not.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Yes, I am, No, you're not.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I am, sir.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
We will not allow big Boy in tomorrow morning. I
said to.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Crash through your doors at seven. It's happening. Get ready
or get food off your ass. Okay, sir.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
If you show up tomorrow, police will be here, not
allowing your dog to come.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
In the biggest crock of I have ever heard in
my life. If you don't have those wars open for
us at seven am, I will make sure that you
and your entire company are bankrupt and out of business forever.
We'll see you the.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Actually, I have Cody on the line and you just
got phone tapped.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Hey, why are you going to kill you? Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Hey, Hey guys, my name is Garethrom Elvis Duran in
the morning show.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I had to I had to double check and think
boy was neutered, and I did like nine times and
I felt nothing. This is ridiculous. Yeah, nice one to
be Elvis Duran's phone tap.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
as the Elvis Terran phone tap only on Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.
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