Your Kid Hits and Bites My Kid at Camp

Jamie's kid has been a little aggressive at camp lately, so Danielle calls from the camp with MORE problems!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's Froggy, Oh, Froggy, Yes, that's right.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
What's your phone tap all about?

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Ashley wrote in she wanted us to phone tap her dad, Daniel.
Ashley is enrolled in summer school. Things maybe did not
go as plan this year, and her father's been less
than thrilled. So she thought it would be funny if
we called him a school to tell her dad that
she's been skipping class in summer school as well.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
You should never do this to a dad, I know.
All right, let's see what happens in Froggies phone tap.
Let's listen it. Hello, h yeah, I'm looking for Daniel.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Please speaking Hi Daniel.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
This is our principal. Budding is over from Looks After
High School.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
What says about?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
We've got your daughter Ashley here enrolled in summer school,
which I'm sure you're aware. Yes, Mom, she's not here
today and she hasn't been here for a week.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Sir, that's impossible because I've been taking her there every day.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Another one of these guys. You know, if your daughter
wasn't in summer school, we would this one of these guys.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
What does that mean.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Well, let's be honest, guys, summer school is not exactly something.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
That is that the top to a parent who takes
his kid to school every day? Another one of these.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
If you were parenting your daughter, she wouldn't be in
summer school.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
I mean there, Who are you to tell me, Oh,
I'm parenting? Are you kidding me? I've been taking at
ten to eight every day.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
I can tell you that your daughter has not attended
class in exactly seven classes, which would be a week
and a half.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Well, that's news to me, and I don't believe you
know what you're talking about. But I will talk to
my daughter and I'll get to the bottom of this.
I will talk to her myself.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Had she attended the regular classes that our tax dollars
pay for every day, she wouldn't have to be here
in summer school.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
I drop her off every damn day. I drop her off.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Well, maybe as a daddy, you should hold her hand
and walk her to class.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yes, No, I had enough of your dad reviews. All right,
I'd be.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
More than happy to add you to my blog that
I write about how exactly to have a successful child
in today's world.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
He's really upset Oh my god, I scared to go
home today.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Now, all right, so here's the deal. Here's what we're
gonna do. We're gonna call him back and we'll give
we'll give a couple of minutes to like settle down.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Oh my god, he's calling me right now.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
I don't answer it. Don't answer it. I'll call him
back and then I'm gonna be quiet and you talk
to him. Let's see what he says. Okay, whoa da
Hold on a second.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
What are you godd on the school? What? I just
got on a call up for the principal saying you
haven't been at school for two weeks. Dad. I don't
know why he'd say that. I'm at school right now.
I just okay, you're at school. I'm on my way
over there right now. I'm gonna talk to you in person,
see what's going on if you're at school. He saw
me walk into school this morning. No, I mean I'm
coming over there now. I got I'll be over there

(02:41):
and send minute. Low cno, low cno. See, I'm right now.
I just what are you saying? It means I'm sorry
in van as I just learned it. I'm in class
and a square you're not in a square. This is
as I'm coming over right now. Hold on one second.
Can you just give me a little smaller in these jeans?
And oh my god, just shopping right now. I'm just

(03:04):
killing I don't I can't understand. You don't even talk
to me anymore, don't even so word. I swear to God, Ashley,
you are granted for the rest of the freaking summer.
I've had it, Dad, Dad, Dad? Is this?

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Hey Dad? It's Froggy from realestr Brand at the Morning Show.
It's homing phone tap.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
I got you, okay, funny Ashley, where the hell are you?

Speaker 1 (03:31):
And that's cool?

Speaker 2 (03:32):
And that's cool. That's a job, very funny, very funny. Great, thanks,
I need a disturing today. Great day for this.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Elvis Duran's phone tap. This phone tap was pre recorded
with permission granted

Speaker 2 (03:48):
By all the Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis
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