Your Little Daughter Sucks at Dancing

Monica takes her 4-year-old daughter's dance classes VERY seriously, so Danielle calls as the instructor to say she just doesn't have what it takes.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phones.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Happening, all right, Danielle, Yes, it's all up to you. Hi.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
So David and Monica have a daughter who is taking
a dance class. The class is very important to Monica
and her husband thinks she's taking it a little too seriously,
exactly a dance ball. So he's like, you know what,
just call and mess with her a little bit. So
that's what I did. Oh, don't do this, all right,
here goes Danielle. Hello, Yeah, Hi, this is Sarah. I

(00:29):
work over at the Elbus Dance School.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Hi. How are you?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
I'm good? How are you?

Speaker 2 (00:35):
I am well?

Speaker 1 (00:36):
I wanted to call you about Ashley. Okay, I know
she's been taking dance with us for a while now.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
She has she loves it. She dances all over the
house too.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Yeah, that's why I'm calling you. I you know, I'm
only calling because if I was wasting my money, I
would want somebody to tell me.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Well, she's cute, but do you really think she dances? Well?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Well, well she's four. I mean she tints as well
for four years old.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Well no, see at four, that's when we determine whether
you have it or you don't have it. And she
doesn't have it.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Excuse me, she just does not have what.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
What it takes to be a dancer.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Oh my god, she's four years old. Who are you, Sarah?
I work at the teachers.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Yes, I am one of the teachers. I'm actually going
to be taking older for.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Somebody's a dancer. She's learning how to be a young lady.
She's learning how to be herself.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Well, she can give you a different class to learn that.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Well, was four years old, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
But we have like standards and when people come to
see our shows, they like to see these beautiful butterflies
on stage. And she's not a butterfly. Up, shut up,
she's more like a dog.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Got them going to insult my daughter one more time?
Shut up up? And you are not taking this away
from who do you think you are.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
I'm a concerned person trying to tell you that your
daughter is not a dancer, and she concern to yourself.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
My daughter is enrolled in there. I pay for her
to be there. You cash my checks every month and
my money's not good enough for you. Is that what
you're calendar?

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Well, I'm just saying that you're wasting your money, Like
maybe gymnastics would be better where she can like bounce
around on bars and stuff.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Do you talk to the other mothers like this? Are
they getting phone calls like this? Because I got to
tell you Ashley is as good as anybody else that's there.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
No, she's not.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
You're a mean bitch.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Just right, hang on, they don't pick it up, and
we'll call her back.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Hello, Hey, what's going on? Where were you? I have
been calling you, I've been calling everybody. Why didn't you
pick up your phone with your call? This unbelievable bitch
just called up. She told me that Ashley does not
have what it takes for who said this? She kept
saying how bad she was that she said, what did
she call a dog on stage? That she wets the recitals,

(02:58):
She ruins the lineup of all the the pretty little
girls in the two tubes. This woman just attacked us.
I want you to go down there and I'm going to
take a piece out of her ass. I'm calling the
papers and I'm gonna call Jen and I'm gonna have
her do an expo d We're just gonna rip this
place apart. I mean, she's so young.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
She's not gonna she's not gonna remember you getting taken
out of this class.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
I canna find something else for her to do. You know,
I'm gonna understay why you're not more pissed off?

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Hello? Hello, Yeah, I can tell you why he's not
so pissed off.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Who's this?

Speaker 1 (03:26):
This is Daniel Manarrow from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show.
And you just got phone tapped.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Oh, David, David, your daughter is fine.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
They love her at the dance class.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
My god, her stomach ache. Now, of course they love.
You're a pratt. You're you're such a fun can't what
you think is to.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
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