Your Little Daughter Sucks at Dancing

Monica takes her 4-year-old daughter's dance classes VERY seriously, so Danielle calls as the instructor to say she just doesn't have what it takes.

Episode Transcript

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Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran Phone's happened, all
right, Danielle, Yes, it'sall up to you. Hi. So
David and Monica have a daughter whois taking a dance class. The class
is very important to Monica and herhusband thinks she's taking it a little too
seriously exactly a dance. Well,so he's like, you know what,
just call and mess with her alittle bit. So that's what I did.

(00:20):
Oh, don't do this, allright, Here goes Danielle. Hello,
Yeah, Hi, this is Sarah. I work over at the Elbush
Dance School. Hi. How areyou? I'm good? How are you?
I am well? I wanted tocall you about Ashley. Okay,
I know she's been taking dance withus for a while now she has she

(00:43):
loves it. She dances all overthe house too. Yeah, that's why
I'm calling you. I you know, I'm only calling because if I was
wasting my money, I would wantsomebody to tell me what do you mean?
Well, she's cute, but doyou really think she dances? Well,
well she's four, I mean shecan't says well for four years old?

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Well no, see at four,that's when we determine whether you have
it or you don't have it.And she doesn't have it. Excuse me,
she just does not have what whatit takes to be a dancer.
Oh my god, she's four yearsold. Who are you, Sarah?
I work at the teachers. Yes, I am one of the teachers.
I'm actually going to be taking holdfor somebody's a dancer. She's learning how

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to be a young lady. She'slearning how to be herself. Well,
she can do a different class tolearn that. Well we're four years old,
I know. But we have likestandards. And when people come to
see our shows, they like tosee these beautiful butterflies on stage. And
she's not a butterfly. Up,shut up, she's more like a dog.

(01:47):
Got dumb to insult my daughter onemore time? Shut up up?
And you are not taking this awayfrom her. Who do you think you
are. I'm a concerned person tryingto tell you that your daughter is not
a dancer, and she concern toyourself. My daughter is enrolled in there.
I pay for her to be there. You cash my checks every month,

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and my money's not good enough foryou. Is that what you're chlendar?
Well, I'm just saying that you'rewasting your money, like maybe gymnastics
would be better where she can likebounce around on bars and stuff. Do
you talk to the other mothers likethis? Are they getting phone calls like
this? Because I gotta tell youAshley is as good as anybody else that,
no, she's not. You're amean bitch. Just right, hang

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on, they don't pick it up, and we'll call her back. Hello,
Hey, what's going on? Wherewere you? I have been calling
you. I've been calling everybody.Why didn't you pick up your phone?
I missed your call. This unbelievablebitch just called up. She told me
that Ashley does not have what ittakes for Who said this? She kept

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saying how bad she was that Shesaid, what don't she call a dog
on stage? That she wets therecitals, She ruins the lineup of all
the other pretty little girls in thetwo tubes. This woman just attacked us.
I wanted to go down there andI'm going to take a piece out
of her ass. I'm calling thepapers and I'm gonna call Jen and I'm
gonna have her do an expose.We're just gonna rip this place apart.

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I mean she's so young, she'snot gonna she's not gonna remember even getting
taken out of this class. Wecan find something else for her to do.
You know, I'm gonna understand whyyou're not more pissed off. Hello.
Hello, Yeah, I can tellyou why he's not so pissed off.
Who's this? This is Daniel manArrow from Elvis Duran in the Morning
Show. And you just got phonetapped. Oh, David, David,

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your daughter is fine. They loveher at the dance class. My god,
I stomach achs now. Of course, the you're a pratt, you're
you're such a prod cat. Whatyou did this to me? I'm going
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