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Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap. Let's
get into it, Garrett, whatdo you have today? All right?
So Melissa is playing a phone tapon her friend Jamie. Now, Jamie
submitted an application to a new singingreality TV show because there's a lot of
them out there right now. Jamiethinks that her singing abilities are spectacular,
so Melissa wants to just prove herwrong. So I start the call to
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Jamie as a producer from this realityshow. Hello, Hi, is Jamie
there? Please? Yeah, thisis the shame. Hey, Jamie,
my name is Ryan Dunkleman. Iam calling from the narrow. Oh,
oh my gosh. Hi the producersand I we have a lot going on.
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It's a new reality show. Asyou know, we are so inundated
with people coming out for our auditionsthat we can't make it everywhere. So
we'd love for you to audition,but possibly right now on the phone.
Is that something that you could dofor us? Absolutely? All right,
Great, Well let's see how thisgoes. I'm gonna record you right now.
So do you have a song preparedready to go? Wow? I'll
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sing house Onia girls. All right, So take it away whenever you're ready.
Okay. Uh, no place wherethe glasses reasy, greener, one
met and wild. There must besomething in the water. Just Jamie,
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thank you, thank you very much. Hold on one second. I'm just
gonna talk it over with the producershere in the room, and I'll get
with you in one second. Okay, please hold on one second. Rich
Jesus Christ. She sounds like abeached whale. You said she was gonna
be good. What the hell youguys? I can hear you. Hello,
all right? Am I putting itin their hot But I can't sing
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category or just I can't sing categorybecause I mean, my ears are bleeding.
What am I doing? Hello?Hello, I can hear you.
Do you want to bring her in? Just a look at her? I
mean, here's a looker? Yeah, hello, figure out the picture,
you guys. This is real funny. I can hear you. Hello.
Can you hear me, hey,Jamie? Yeah, I could hear you
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talking. I know we were justtalking about that. We enjoyed your performance
very much, you said. Iheard what you said that I sounded horrible,
and that's not true. I havea really good voice. I'm really
talented, and I don't appreciate youtalking badly about my voyage. So can
we discuss about possibly coming in foron camera audition? Okay, I'm confused
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because you just said that I soundedhorrible, But now you want me to
come in. So if we couldhave you come in possibly next week or
maybe even think yeah, she hungup? Oh my god. All right,
So here's what we're gonna do.We're gonna call her back and you're
going to see how she's doing.Okay, Hello, what's going on?
You will not believe what just happened? What are you? Okay? No,
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I'm not okay. The reality singingshow just called and they said that
I wasn't a good singer. Canyou believe that? Oh my god?
Really? Yeah? Really? Whatdid you sing? Did you sing something
that like? Was? It didn'treally like? I mean, I don't
know what like? No, Isay, I think when you girl the
same song that I always sing akaraoke that I always get so many compliments
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about. Oh well, that's allokay, But I mean maybe that wasn't
the best choice or something. Idon't know. What do you mean that
wasn't the best choice? You alwayssay that's a good song. To sing,
I don't understand. What do youmean? I don't I think you're
good. Don't get me wrong,I don't think like you're bad. I
just don't know. I don't believethat. Are you kidding me? Right
now? You are my best friendand I need your support right now.
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I can't believe that you're saying thisto me. Are you know what,
Jamie yet? Okay? Fine,you're great, You're a fantastic singer.
They don't mock me, Melissa.I don't need you to mock me.
I need you to actually support me. Don't sit there and pretend that you
support mean when you don't. We'reyou know what, we are not going
to sushi tonight. I am notgoing out with you, not even imagine
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a week, Jamie. My nameis Garrett from the Elvis Durant Morning Show.
And you just got a phone tapby Melissa? Are you hitting me
right now? I'm so sorry becauseyou made me have a heart attack.
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