April 23, 2018 • 38 mins
Back in action this week! Greg T is recovering from his DEADLY ringworm, Danielle is upset with TMZ and Garrett think we should stop comparing people!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We're gonna get to that. But I'm glad you asked,
are you ready? Yeah? What did he say? What did
they say? What does she say? You're having a good
day having if you're betch Ham guys, good morning, good afternoon,
(00:21):
and good evening. It depends on time you're actually listening
to the podcast. It is fetch Ham. I'm Greg Tea.
That's Daniel Manaro. Hello, hello friends. That when I point,
when I point to you, all right, so let's yeah,
so when you point, mean so and that guy. Yeah, Gregg,
there we go. I pointed at Great Should we point
out that Great Tea has given us a script? Tea?
(00:42):
It's an outline. No, this is what a lot of
stuff to talk about to welcome Fedges to fetch Veils.
He's supposed to show from behind the current. Sorry we're here.
Do you think Dorothy went to the great and Powerful
ods and went straight to the curtain? No, all right,
you're right, we can't do that. But anyway, Yeah, so
today is an episode number five. It's today is five.
(01:07):
We apologize for skipping last week. Life got in the way.
That's true. That is what exactly, and I thought that's
what we should you know, kick off with you know
a little like like a breaking news uh stager of
kind of like you know what's going on and why
we missed it and how we apologize to our our
fedge hand listeners. So it's crazy. It was just like
I could do it one day, but Garrett couldn't do
(01:28):
it that day, And then Greg T could do it
one day, but then Garrett and I couldn't do it
that day. It just and then after a while I
just got ridiculous and yeah, we're here. Yeah, And then
I had ring worm and he had ring worm and
nobody wanted him. And still you still have an outline
of it. They say two weeks, two weeks it takes
to go away, and you have to keep putting the
cream on even after the two weeks, two and three
times a day I have to put it on. So
(01:49):
you've you've become secure with yourself where you stopped wearing
a hat, and now you're showing the world that, hey,
I'm brave enough to let you know because I Greg
T have ring worm. It's faded. That's why it's faded.
He do you wear your um? Do you? I mean
when you put the cream on, do you put it
with a glove or do you know, finger and then
wash your fingers and then you wash your hands. Of course,
(02:10):
it's open water question. You know, I wanted to get
you a bubble, a tea bubble in a bubble, maybe
like a big fish bowl. You know, why are you
in a fish bowl? Because he wants she's your wife
sleeping in the bed with you? Oh my god? Yes, okay,
(02:36):
But when Shelton gets sick, do you not sleep next day? No?
I go on the couch. Do you really? Of course
I want to get sick. Yeah. Yeah. And he's he's
so cute because he always wants me to have the
bed and I'm like, no, I'm going to take the couch. There.
There's our first question from the Edges today is when
your significant another is sick, do you sleep next to them? No,
(02:56):
because you don't want to get sick, because then you
can't take care of the family and you can't take it.
Know you don't. So when Sheldon gets sick, you really
sleep on the count. Yes, I still take care of
him and I'll give him what he needed, his medicines
and whatever, but I'm not sleeping in the same room.
So I'm guessing by your response. You sleep in the
same bettish trish. So when I tell her turn over
(03:17):
the outside good night, honey, Yeah, tell her go over there.
Plus you don't want to. Yeah, they'll keep you up
with their coughing and stuff. And you I have to work.
He has to work, Yes, you do. I think Sheldon
will stay in the bed with me. But here's the thing,
I have to get up so early. And if I
think you're you've got to have in a version of Germans.
(03:37):
I am. You know me, I'm like a German. But
let's be honest. You great tea. You're not the picture
of health, I am. I don't get sick. The blueberries
do not hold you back from getting sick. For real.
They say you eat blueberries and strawberries. They both have
antioxidants which keeps you healthy. And that's what you saw
in Wikipedia. Well that's what they tell me. I want
you to be honest with me right now. The worst
(03:59):
people did it from ma from If you kicking it
from Wikipedia, we're gonna get it from a doctor, a doctor,
a guy who went to school, or a woman who
went to school for over eight years to tell you
you're sick, not the Internet. Now, I want you to
be honest with Danielle and I and anyone listening over
the last three and sixty five days. Have you come
to work sick? Have I come to h No, I'm
not you're lying. No, I really you've said it. You've
(04:22):
said it like after you're sick, like a week later.
You know, I have nothing sick, we cannot do anything.
I'm this is a chance for you, for you to
absolve all your sickness. Be honest. I've come here with
a short throw. That's being sick. That is not you're sick.
I spray with that stuff that doesn't count. Don't spray
(04:44):
your throat with with chlorisceptic and it doesn't help. That
just helps you feel better. That doesn't mean you're not sick.
Giving us so you can admit you've come to work sick.
I have not come to work totally sick, like at
a percentage level one one out of a Where were
you on the sick level? I have come to Are
you okay? I'm fine? Don't ask that question. Is this
(05:06):
guy's got to go? I've been I've come to work.
Maybe I don't know ten percent of the time sick.
Are you okay? I was fine, stop asking me. Unbelievable?
How long? How long have you been? I would leave
four and a half minutes? Unbelievad don't stop, don't stop.
They love it. The fans love here. Stupid drops are dune.
(05:31):
There's a lot of people that say they like and
people that say they like when you say, I'm leaving,
that's what we need. We need? Can we get that
drop next week? I'm leaving? Why do we need to drop?
When she says it all the time? Five minutes? We
could play it more? Hey have more sound effects? I
found about this one? Can you only play? Can we
just play this sound? The figs of it? Yeah, it's relevant.
(05:52):
Are you excited writing? Having fun? Okay? Next? Look, don't stop,
don't stop. Thanks, I don't stop anyway. Okay, guys, fun today?
The fun has The ringworm got into the brain. It
was not the ringworm is going away. It was very scary.
You know a lot of people wasn't scary because it's medication. Yeah,
(06:14):
but at first I don't know what ring worm was
like everybody else, I thought it was tape worm. That's
not what ringworm is. Ringworm is not found in your stool.
Ringworm is found like on your body. It's like it's
dry patches of like a fungus that grows out of nowhere. See,
this is what I'm talking about. You walked into this studio.
You were confident you knew everything and anything about ring worm, right,
(06:35):
and I learned a lot more about it, But you're
you just admitted I knew nothing about it and I
was scared. So you know, you walked in here confident
in telling every the world if I'm not going to
sit here and fedge Ville and get ridy killed. Wonder
where you got it though, like, because that's what my
question is, is it's a weird spot, right, because usually
if you go to the gym, you could get like
it on your foot. Athletes blaming his fourteen year old
(06:56):
yankee hat, which I do. I don't think it was yet,
but that's so it is this weird like what did
your head coming contact? It is such a mystery, it
really is. I really don't know, and I have to
be honest that you're right, like it's it is. I've
been thinking about over and over again. The only thing
I can think of is at the gym, I touched something,
a piece of equipment that there was already a germ
(07:18):
on it, and then I guess I might have wiped
my head, which sweat and that's how it got there.
And I don't know. I got to put Chloros sceptic
on your head next time. Some chloris sceptic on my
head winds to do with anything? Do anything? All right? Listen, guys,
So let's just get into it. Then why did they
(07:38):
do with that? Are you okay? I'm okay, I'm fine.
I'm fine, I'm fine. A month, we're have a good time,
all right, isn't that time to move? I think it's
time to talk about getting personal here on fed Champ.
(07:59):
You guys ready, how personal can we get? All? We're
gonna get. We're gonna get. We're get a little personal.
So you know we You can always tweet us right
at fedge Ham official and you could drop us an
email official. Where is this email? Because I've never seen
one email? Do you answer the people? It just sounds
good that we have em do we having nobody really emails?
But do we have email? We have an email? We
(08:19):
got tons of it emails, don't we Why don't we
read some of the email? Like, why don't we print
some of that? Up for bringing up on the community email.
Who really reads can tell people the email if you're
not going to read it. The time to eat sounds
important when we have email, I want everyone to email
us today. And just because Grace he's the only one
with access, I want no matter what it is, that
(08:40):
it's all gonna come to my phone. I'm gonna I'm
sure some a lurch official dot com. You've never given
any of us that the the no, no, no, this
is good. The password for the Twitter account or passwords?
Do you know the password? I might have to reset
that to get us a new password. You're only five
(09:02):
answering people, Yes we are. But great t the other
day he had to get into an email. Let's get
to and what did he do? What happened? He goes,
I haven't used this in forever. Then he just started
pounding in random words. Maybe about the fifth word he
pounded in, he got right, when is the last time
that you guys used your A O well account? Never? See?
(09:24):
Do you not have an account? You both don't have one?
I have. Let's let's made sense to learn from this.
So she said, yahoos, we're learning. Okay, don't stop. I
will not Ryan I promise, don't stop. I won't ryan,
(09:46):
I promise. All right. So you guys, really you never
had an a Well account. Maybe I did back in
the day. I must have because the first ones everyone
everyone listening probably did have it at one haven't had
an M S M S end was emesthetics, MSN, Messenger
and email great official. Gmail's definitely answer you, and I
(10:12):
don't care. It could be a word, it could be
a big long paragraph. It could be pictures of whatever
you're looking at right now. Alright, So well, So, I
had an a O Well account a long time ago,
and I stopped using it because and you know why,
I stopped using it for no reason other than people
started saying it's not cool. That was it, and you're like, oh,
you gotta have Gmail account. So I went to grab
(10:33):
with the Gmail account just because everybody said, oh, you're
not cool if you don't have a Gmail account. Did
you say Gmail? No, I just I did. I didn't
actually mean that. I meant like I mentioned my Gmail,
but but I did say Gmail. I didn't mean to
say mail, but I did say that anyway. So, um,
so I have an a Well account and then I
had to email something to someone, but who remembers their
(10:55):
passwords anymore. So they're on my phone and I think
I couldn't I couldn't remember that, so I have to
dive into my a O L And the only one
to remember was an old school AOL account that I
remember the password and everything from. So that's that's what happened.
So anyway, alright, so can we get some of the personals? Alright?
So look, so I I wrote out something for you
guys to read so we can all follow along. Garrett,
(11:17):
you want to start? Oh yeah, let's start with James
at I tan chan Yeah double O seven? Right? Why
double O seven? I don't know. Maybe he's a fan.
Does James think that he's double O seven? Maybe could be?
You never know because his name is James, so he's
James Bond. When you're listening to fetch him, you are waiting, uh,
(11:40):
and you're waiting for Daniel to say, I'm leaving what
she already did today? L m f AO love your podcast.
Just get with the James for the record, I'm leaving.
I'm leaving, Daniel. You want to the next one? All right?
So this is from Rhianna Marie twelve. She says guys,
I'm loving this podcast already, Gregg t me cracking up,
(12:00):
while Danielle and Garrett's responses to him are priceless. Are
you see that? Thank you? Rihanna say that? Are you okay?
I'm doing just fine, Rihanna, thank you very much. I
do appreciate that. All. Take the final one, Take the
third and final one. Thank you. So you can mess
with the buttons. All right, So this is not hat.
It's isn't me. Her name's Randy or you know that
(12:26):
isn't me. I hate hashtags and names that are so
close together. It kind of just like it makes my
brain like explode. My question though, if your name is
Randy and then all of a sudden your Twitter name
is at No, that isn't me. But but that Randy.
But the double negative, the whole negative, why would you
do that? Anyway? All right? Says I love the sound Yes,
(12:50):
I love the sound effect. I still love your podcast.
You guys are great. Yeah, I love that was a setup.
That was a setup. That was a setup beyond believe
(13:11):
you guys can see it. And that's on our Twitter.
You guys can see that. Swear to you, Randy. Come on,
all right, So if you want to tweet us at
fed him Official and give us your thoughts, don't hold back,
and we'll read some of them, good and bad. Yeah,
even if you think we suck, tell us great. Will
only find the good ones about him and his sound
effects for us to read. Apparently that were switching gears.
How about we like that when we switch gears. Wait,
(13:33):
hold on, that's all over the place right now, you think, Okay,
I'm sorry, apologize. There is something that I wanted to
get to today on fed Champa. If we can do that.
Are you guys familiar with Danielle Burgoli? Oh gosh, so
you are? I love? If you please don't tell me
(13:53):
you love this person. I do not love this person
at all, Garrett Danielle Burgoli, Yeah, not a fan. You know,
it's kind on a funny if we we went, if
we took it to the streets and we just said
two words to people, we just said, excuse me, sir,
reporting the line for fetch ham. I've got a question
for you. Two words what comes to mind? You go, Danielle?
Most people will say who yeah, and then you'll have
(14:15):
to say this and I how about that? How about
how about that? Thank you Dr Phil for this pain
in my ass. I agree, man, I totally agree. So okay,
so recently, uh TMZ was staked out outside of her
place and they caught her outside because she, of course
is the how about that? And they said, hey, where
(14:38):
do you fall on the U Nicki Minaj versus Cardi B.
Uh fight? That's been going on right and you know
she said, but she was just like, oh, I'm all
about Cardi B. And then Nicki Minaj is nothing but
just a performer and that Cardi B actually sets stuff.
And so she went on on the on the level
by saying that that that that Nicki Minaj is like class.
(15:00):
First of all, you need there's also a story behind this,
like isn't she up for an award or something for
a Billboard? She has music out. I can't believe it.
She's the one who went off on Dr Phil. It's
a whole big thing. But anyway, so you know, if
you're in she's in this and she's nominated in the
same category as Nicki Minaj and Cardi B. So that's
why they asked her the question, Um, and yeah, I
(15:22):
mean not for anything, but you two new to this
game to be like calling people out and saying things,
and you need to have respect for them. I mean,
come on, she knows she's not gonna win, though she
did admit it's not I'm nominated. I know I'm not
gonna win. That that's upsetting to that. There are a
lot of artists that should have been nominated and she
(15:43):
took that spot. So my thought was that and Daniel
touched upon it, and I want to ask you guys,
how you think. And you know what, if you're listening
to us right now in Fedgeville, I want you to
respond to us know how you think. Obviously, we all
know that the temperature is pretty hot for Daniel mcgoldy.
Not everybody likes her. I get that. That's fine, and
(16:04):
I don't care about that, But having respect for the
people that came before you, like, like for for for instance,
when when Lady Gaga came on the scene, they were
all like, oh my god, Lady Gaga's a Madonna, right,
But let's not be crazy. If there was no Madonna,
would there have been room for Lady Gaga. Madonna kind
of like created that space for Lady Gaga to be
(16:26):
a Lady Gaga. Am I right? Right? I mean Daniel.
You're a Jeter, You're a Yankee fan. If not for Jeter,
would there be room for Diddy, Gogorious, Well, Dee would
be there still. But what I'm saying is, you don't
say you have to pay respect. You can't just go
you can all of a sudden you can't pay respect.
But you don't have to say without them, this person
would wouldn't be here. Would You wouldn't know, but you would,
(16:49):
you would, You would respect the people that were there
before you. You can you can't just say, oh, Danny
he is the best. That's it is the best. Really,
you know, Jeter has had how much time to become
the best at what he did. But it's different, it's
it's so what I'm trying to say is with her
to catch me outside check, is that you know what
she should be thanking Madonna? I think that should be
(17:11):
respectful of the of the Actually, now that drop would
have worked right there, Madonna? Where do I get that?
That was the justin timber like light? Now? Don't he
doesn't know of the song? I can't find it four
minutes next week? Why do you need it for next week?
We're not going to talk about Madonnas gonna, he's gonna
come back to the joke. Madon the only guy that
(17:32):
will come back to a joke a week later. Yes,
because he wants to have four minutes. Four minutes, that's
name of the song you're comparing it to. You're comparing
it to Aaron Like, why don't you say this Like
a lot of people were saying, Oh my gosh, Aaron
Judge is the next Derek Jeter, right, so he hasn't
proven himself yet that he would be the next there exactly.
So that's what you're trying to say. I can't stand
when people do that. They forget about those that were
(17:54):
there before them, that that gave them, that that road
to travel on. That that's wrong. You have to be
respectful of the people that were there before you. But
she hasn't said anything. But she also doesn't need to
bow down and say if it wasn't for Madonna or
Britney Spears or Lady Gaga, I wouldn't be who I am.
She would be eventually somewhere, but we just wouldn't have
(18:15):
to compare. I just hate comparing people. The same thing
with Lebron and Jordan's or anything or Michael Jackson and
justin Timberlake that there everyone is different in their own
right and and you hate that too when I compare
you to someone, right, you are your own person. That's
right now, it's it's it's fun for argument's sake. But
I think a lot of people need to just you know,
(18:38):
there is no titles, There is no first place in
anything in life. It's uh okay. So if you're Daniel Bogolian,
they ask you where do you fall? I mean, you
go off on Nicki mcnaj because you're you're gonna take
Cardi b side? Why not? Why would you do that?
Why would you? Why? No? Oh no, I have to
give respect. She she the girl wants to make a
name for herself. Given I think she could, you know,
(18:58):
fall into a hole and be forgotten about. So you're
taking Daniel sign I kind of am only in the
room in the sense where you think she should bow
down and give homage to those in front of her
like she she's she's working her way up there. Yeah,
but it's still a respect factor. I mean, and you
know what, not for anything, but she probably would like
to work. If she is serious about being an artist.
(19:19):
Maybe these are people that she'd like to work with someday.
And you know what that takes. That takes a conversation.
That's not what we're telling to make up point. Conversation
trying to make a point about the fact that maybe
she should respect these people because she doesn't want to
work with them. They've been in the game a long time.
Maybe they can give her pointers whatever. And you're over
(19:41):
there playing a stupid as people being Okay, I swear
to you, I'm gonna go okay, you're here. I can't
ladies and gentlemen that I really want you guys to
you know, tweet us your thoughts on where you fall.
You surprised than you, Garrett, that you actually took her side.
(20:02):
I'm not mad at you or anything. I'm surprised that you.
I'm just talking not everyone compares everyone to everyone and
and and that's given it you exactly. You do you.
It's the hip hop world. She's not You're not looking
to make best friends in the hip hop world. You're
you're out for yourself and your family and your crew.
And that's it. No, no, no, it's not a good
(20:25):
sign when your cos yawns. All right, Danielle, you ready
everybody loves this part of the fedge Ham Podcast. For
this part, this is where we stopped down and we
talked about Danielle's Fedgean shoes to take a picture for Instagram.
What kind of shoes are you wearing today? Is Steve Madden?
(20:47):
I like those. Actually, they're like little booties up with
a big heel, chunky heel. They're grave age. But I
actually have them in black as well because I love
them so much. I brought them in both colors and
a lot. Yes, and to be honest, I've had them
for a very long time. They are they're very Usually
buy shirts or shoes and different colors. It depends if
(21:07):
I like something and it fits really well, I'll buy it.
Like T shirts, I tend to buy if it fits well,
I buy a bunch of colors because T shirts you
can always wear. But yeah, I love them, thank you
very much there, And to be honest there, they have
a little platform in the front and the big heel
and it makes them much more comfortable because of this
little platform that they had. So I'll put it up
(21:28):
for you on my Instagram at Radio Daniel Monaro. It
will be in my instant story there. You go, guys,
when you're talking about some fashion, you're talking about Danielle's
Veggian shoes. Every week she's got a different pair of
shoes on, and we love to talk about her fashionable
Vegian shoes. Thank you. Do you buy shirts and different
(21:48):
colors to have the same style you do sneakers to Really?
I think you like the sneaker. You like the sneaker,
why not go a different color? I think I might
have one shirt that is the saying. By the way,
my ballers came in, they did. Dude, come on, don't
even start there, man, don't even start. Don't even start
showing you that you two could buy them on when
(22:09):
are you gonna them? Okay? So what I found out
was that you guys were right and I was wrong.
If you do go to ballers dot you know what,
you know what I love? You know, I'm not feeling
the love you really? Are you okay? There? You could
have played ken? Are you okay? Are you okay? Okay?
Okay okay, okay, don't stop, don't stop, don't give them keywords?
(22:33):
All right, listen hear his thing? So I I went
online and I saw what you guys were seeing, and
they do make that transition. So like, if you want
to buy something and it's sold overseas, they will tell
tell they'll they'll change exchange it and tell you what
it is for rate in proper United States. So I
was about to buy something, I just didn't. I still
didn't pull the trigger yet. Did you really buy the
(22:55):
balls shoes night? You did? Come on, man, for real
want them? Yes? I think? I still it's kind of
messed up. I really don't think it's messed up that
you still haven't bought them. Why do I have to
wait for you to buy something that you're you're sitting
on your hands for for the last what now two months?
I will buy them. I just I was waiting for
the right time. Was the right time you you talked
(23:17):
about them that, how much you've been coveting them for
so long? Why woul't you just buy them already? I
don't know why. I just have the chance. I want
you to. Sorry, Maybe Trish could get them her Father's day.
Here we go. Maybe I'll tell Trash. I want you
to walk into Dick's today, Okay, go to the men
you no, No, I want you to go to the
men shoe section. Okay, and anyone who they don't, and
anyone who picks up a shoe I want to go, hey, hey, no,
(23:40):
you put that back. I want it. I'm not buying
it right now. I will buy it in about three
months from now. Put it back. Funny, speaking of dicks,
my kids will not say dick is to Richards, and
I go, why don't you just say what it is?
It's not called Richards, Yes it is. Dick is a
bad word. I got know. Well, the joke is, like
(24:01):
you you never want to say, you want to get
someone else to to so like for me to go, oh,
Daniel wants you to take me to Richards. Why are
you calling it Richards because it's called dicks? And then
I laugh because I got you to say dicks. But
they're not laughing. They're just they gets a bad word.
And I go, but it's not a bad word. It's
the guy's name and the nickname is Richard is dick.
And he goes and they go, we're not saying it.
(24:21):
We're going. So anytime they're like, mom, I need some
new cleats, can we go to Richards? They say it.
Kids are so funny. You know. My nephew walks around
now he's telling stupid jokes. He goes, hey, knock, knock,
interrupting cow. That's what he does. You get that. I
get it. Interrupting cow not funny. I thought I had
(24:43):
thrown it there. Okay, all right, that sounds great. Are
you okay? Hey, I want to play a game before
we get into Edge news. You play game? Yeah, let's
do it. Alright? So but he got oh, Garrett, how
do I dial out? Alright? I need to dial out.
That's my my problem. So this is a rand new game.
The only problem. We have many problems. But I so,
I said, you don't what fetch him is fun? But
(25:06):
how much more fun can we have? Can we develop
our very first fetch Ham game? So there's the number
right there on the dial list number, random number than
I chose from one of our fetch Ham listeners that
does not know that we're calling him. Okay, oh, we're
calling a fetti. We're calling a Fetgi. I name the
(25:28):
FEGGI I don't know that's right. But isn't we have
we have we have phone problems, phone issues here? Hello?
Is that hello? Hello? Yes? I hear you. Hold on
a second. If you play the intro for this hold
on a second. Alright, So the new game is called
(25:51):
who are You Mr? Or Mrs Veggie? Got it? Yeah,
The game of the name of the contents is who
are you Mr? And Mrs Veggie? All right, So we
dialed the number randomly and we already know that it's
a Mr Feggie on the phone. Mr Fi, Mr Feggi,
all right, Mr Veggie, Hi, how are you doing good?
(26:15):
How are you great? Thank you for participating in our
very first game on fedch Ham today. Do you know
who this is? No idea, you don't know who this is.
This is the people from fetch Ham. How are you
all right? We're doing well? He sounds excited. The excitement
went down after. So he was at he was at
(26:38):
He was at like a seven, and then once he
found out who we were, he went down to a four.
All right. So Mr Feggi, Mr Feggie, Uh, this is
great tea. That's Garrett and left. Danielle, I hello, So
we'd like to ask you a couple of questions, all right,
So Garrett you can ask him two questions. Danielle you
can ask him two questions, and then I'm gonna ask
(26:58):
him two questions and then we're gonna you're out who
this fedge Ham guy is on the phone? All right,
you're ready? All right? This game is called who are you? Mr?
And Mrs Veggie? Who? Okay, here we go? Question question
number one? Are you ready? Y? Mr? Fege? Question number one? Um,
(27:20):
how tall are you? Six one? How does that help
figuring out who he is? I'm going to figure what?
Do we know who he is? No? No, what what
does this have to do? That's a person that let's
but if we don't know who he is, and how's
this going to help us figure out who he is?
We're gonna guess who he is? But how would if
I don't know who he is? Ever? Like, I've never
(27:42):
talked to him. I don't know who he is. How
am I going to guess? So the police come to you.
Let's just say this guy commits a crime, right, and
the police go, hey, can you describe him? The first
thing you would go to his height? Well, I would ask, well,
I'm describing him. So the police would say can you
make a description on this person? So right now I
would say he's six one. That's what I know about
that down we're trying to figure out who? How about
how about what's your name? Well, we're gonna get there
(28:03):
first too. Yeah, what what is your name? What is
your name? John McClue, John McClue, John mccluch, mcklu not
mcluc micklu John mclu can write now down, John Van Lew, Nicklu. No,
(28:25):
that is your friend Van Lewen. You called your friends,
You called your friend Mike, you called Mike van Lewin.
I'm trying to have a game here, so basically you
know him. He's not a fan of m he's a
great teacher. That's wrong. It's Mike's brother. I'm sorry, but
he is Mike's brother. But it's sella van Lewin. I'm
(28:46):
trying to get a game off the ground again. He
is showing everybody behind the curtains the stupidest game ever.
The rules are recording. Come on, listen, I'm trying to
have a fun game with the ftch Hams here. I
will say Dorothy did have the right to pull the
curtain on the great in power falls on this one
because it was as fun as your fantasy football league. Greg.
(29:09):
Oh my god, listen to me. I wanted to play
a fun game, Daniel twice, let's fill everybody in so
Van Lewin and Gregg grew up together. Oh my god,
great tea said, I found someone online. He did just
happen to be in his his address book. This is horrible,
honest to god, this is actually horrendous. Told me, told him,
told me to give him a fake name. Even we
(29:31):
figured it out. What's the point of having a fake name.
They don't know who John mcleui is. I do that?
So said mcglue. I'm like, okay, come on all or something. Yeah, yeah,
you get to plug the bar, Dad, tell everybody about
your bar, South Stevens Pub in South han boy A
(29:52):
great hanging up the phone, great an appearance. Now you
gotta show up there to lose my number. Don't call
up for you stupid. I thought it would be I
thould be really nice now if I you know, on
the bit didn't even make sense. I figured to play
a good game called who are you? Okay, here's let
(30:15):
me let me just here's what you need to do.
You need to actually have somebody on the phone who
we all know, and then we have to give they
give clues and then we have to buy the clues.
Guess who they are. You can't have somebody on the
phone that none of us know, supposedly, and then say, Okay,
we're gonna guess who they are. Well, never guess. We
(30:37):
don't know, like we don't even know. If it was
ed Sheeran on the phone, it would make sense, you
know what I mean. It is Garrett's wife, you know,
Garrett's wife, Alley. That makes sense because we kind of
you know what I mean. Next week, I'm going to
try to book a guess. All right, we're gonna play
the game for who are you? This is how it's
gonna go down. So he just said that right in
(30:57):
about ten minutes from now, when we're done, Garrett again,
great Tea's gonna hey, bro Um, you know anybody, I
gotta get something from my podcast. He's already want something.
And then great Tease, I'm going to go to Great Team. Hey,
you know I'm on that same podcast, and then goes
I know, but still no, Lie. I was already thinking
about asking it. I was saying, hey, man, you gotta
help us out. Are we hold on? We got too long.
(31:21):
Let's go to fedge of the week. We gotta break
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that ship. All right, let's just gonna say that word.
But hell back, but I knew you knew I was.
(31:43):
All right, it's ready for Feedge News with Jarrett our
fedge had report. Well, let's just talk about that. Kate
Middleton and Prince William had their third child, baby boy.
By the time you hear this, we probably will have
a name. We'll have a name probably by the time
you hear this. But the more important thing is there's
a guy his sole job in life is to go
(32:04):
up on the steps of the hospital and scream out
that the prince had a baby. That is so cool.
We should have a town crier. We should do that
in the morning show. We should give you know, have
a reason to go outside and then yell something to
the crowd people outside in New York City with eight
pounds seven ounces. How great would that have been? We
should have done that? All right? Well, anyway, so so
(32:25):
Garrett here this is the announcement of the town crier.
That's his job. Look for him on LinkedIn. You gotta
(32:50):
think he doesn't talk like that, like when he's sitting
down for dinner with his family, right, because you imagine
I'm gonna go sit on the throne now, I ran
out of toilet paper. By the way, Prince William left
the hospital in the afternoon and everybody was outside like,
(33:12):
where are you going? Where are you going? He got
his landmob and he goes, I'll be right back. Apparently
he was going to get Charlotte and George's other kids
and bring them back to the hospital to see their
baby brother. Very nice. They're so real, right, so normal
like that. They're great, and then he just drives around himself.
They're really trying to be normal. But I'm sure he
has security everywhere. Security. All right? What else you got
(33:34):
the Garrett? That's it? What about the metal version of Hanson? Alright?
If you want to hear that. Yeah, no, there's a
there's there's a page on YouTube called frog Leap Studios.
They take they take covers, they do cover as of
famous songs and they turn them into metal songs. And
I thought this handsome version sounded pretty good. I love it. Okay,
(34:13):
I'm feeling just fine. Okay, and what else we got
and that's it, that's it. Let's just mean I like it.
This is going out very well, very very very well.
We had a new game. We did some vege news,
like if I was dating you right now, like and
you and you going, you know, if this is going
very very well, very well, very well, I would get
up from this date and go, you know what the
dates like when you got to tell me that it's
(34:34):
going well, this was quick and this is like a
quick dating, you'd get up and go, this is this
is over? Well? No, but if you have to tell
me that the date is going well, I would be like,
you know what, I'm sorry. See now I'm gonna go
home and I'm gonna look at myself in the mirror
and go made my attitude's gotta change. And maybe no,
not the attitude, but when you got to tell me
that the dates going well? Alright? Do we have a
edge of the week? All right, ladies and gentlemen, is
(34:57):
that time edge of the week which we don't even
know if it's a good thing or a bad thing.
It could be a good thing or a bad thing.
So in the past we've had to reach their own
all bad things, we had a couple of good things.
All right. In who's doing it today? I am giving
my Edge of the Week to TMZ And here's why.
(35:17):
Because Tiffany Hash and her girls they were at the
airport and the guy from TMZ was filming them and
they had all this luggage and they were trying to
get the luggage into the car, and Tiffany called them
out afterwards on on her Instagram and said, listen, you
know you're standing there waiting to ask me a question.
You see us with all these bags. You think you
(35:39):
could do the human thing and help us, Yes, but
they didn't. They stood there and they just videoed her.
And then after all the bags are in the suv,
they came over a can I ask you a question?
And at that point Tiffany's like, get the funk away
from me. And it's right. I understand you're doing a job.
I understand you're out there to get the video, to
get the quote, to get the shot. But you know why,
(36:00):
if you see somebody struggle, maybe she would be more
apt to give you what you want if you helped her,
if you were friendly if you helped to go out,
I mean, come on, actually agree with you. Even though
I love d m Z. You are my fed of
the the fedge of the week. You've been fedged, fedged,
that's right, fedged. He takes it one step too far.
(36:20):
And that's when I decided it's time to leave. I'm leaving.
You cannot leave yet it done according to the script.
It's time to get no, listen, I'm leaving all right. Listen,
ladies and gentlemen. We do want to say thank you
very much for being a part of today's uh fedge
ham podcast. Keep on those reviews on Apple, google Play,
(36:41):
I Heart Radio. We see them what we appreciate it,
and you and I think. And there were some questions
that we wanted our fedge Fedges to get back to
us on. One was if your significant other is sick,
do you still sleep next to them? Danielle does not
go to another room. I thought it was a little
bit weird, but get what's the next one? And you
said that you do. I thought we'd ask people like,
(37:04):
do you own shirts or anything else in more than
one color? Oh? That's good, right. A lot of people
find do that I want or shoes? In another color
or another type. Yeah, maybe I gotta pay. Can we go?
Maybe people in the same car, maybe Ferrari difer color.
I got six of those. You've got a lot of money.
I want to picking up my new car this week.
You are. I am got a car. I'm getting a CRV. No, no,
(37:27):
I'm not getting Oh my god, now we gotta edit
that house. I have a sees you. You're getting a
new way, giving back my hand to right. And I
am now getting a Chevy Equinox. Right, going from a
Honda to a Chevy. Picking it up this week. I'm
(37:48):
very excited. I don't know what I'm saying to you.
I gotta paint. I'll see now that makes sense. Are
you okay? I gotta paint? Are you okay? Don't forget
to drop us amail. Don't forget to drop us an email.
Think of and be nice on the email. Okay, I
really don't. If you hate us, be mean. There's nobody
hates us. We're too lovable to hate. We really are.
(38:09):
There's no look. You know what, even with the sound effects,
we're all just having a good time. At the end
of the day, we love each other. That's why on
each other, just having fun. We just wanted to every hell,
I'm not doing that. That's that. Now Garret's getting uner
the actually playing sound effects. Say you know, Garrett, are
(38:30):
you okay? Are you okay? Al Right, guys on behalf
of Fehm of the Count of three. Let's all yell,
let's all yella, yetti confetti, and let's get out of
Fetch Filts for today. You guys ready one to three
piece half? Are you okay? Yeah, we're okay. Shut up,
We're gonna get to that. But I'm glad you asked,
are you ready? Yeah? What did he say? What did
they say? What does she say? You're having a good
day having if you're betch Ham guys, good morning, good afternoon,
(00:21):
and good evening. It depends on time you're actually listening
to the podcast. It is fetch Ham. I'm Greg Tea.
That's Daniel Manaro. Hello, hello friends. That when I point,
when I point to you, all right, so let's yeah,
so when you point, mean so and that guy. Yeah, Gregg,
there we go. I pointed at Great Should we point
out that Great Tea has given us a script? Tea?
(00:42):
It's an outline. No, this is what a lot of
stuff to talk about to welcome Fedges to fetch Veils.
He's supposed to show from behind the current. Sorry we're here.
Do you think Dorothy went to the great and Powerful
ods and went straight to the curtain? No, all right,
you're right, we can't do that. But anyway, Yeah, so
today is an episode number five. It's today is five.
(01:07):
We apologize for skipping last week. Life got in the way.
That's true. That is what exactly, and I thought that's
what we should you know, kick off with you know
a little like like a breaking news uh stager of
kind of like you know what's going on and why
we missed it and how we apologize to our our
fedge hand listeners. So it's crazy. It was just like
I could do it one day, but Garrett couldn't do
(01:28):
it that day, And then Greg T could do it
one day, but then Garrett and I couldn't do it
that day. It just and then after a while I
just got ridiculous and yeah, we're here. Yeah, And then
I had ring worm and he had ring worm and
nobody wanted him. And still you still have an outline
of it. They say two weeks, two weeks it takes
to go away, and you have to keep putting the
cream on even after the two weeks, two and three
times a day I have to put it on. So
(01:49):
you've you've become secure with yourself where you stopped wearing
a hat, and now you're showing the world that, hey,
I'm brave enough to let you know because I Greg
T have ring worm. It's faded. That's why it's faded.
He do you wear your um? Do you? I mean
when you put the cream on, do you put it
with a glove or do you know, finger and then
wash your fingers and then you wash your hands. Of course,
(02:10):
it's open water question. You know, I wanted to get
you a bubble, a tea bubble in a bubble, maybe
like a big fish bowl. You know, why are you
in a fish bowl? Because he wants she's your wife
sleeping in the bed with you? Oh my god? Yes, okay,
(02:36):
But when Shelton gets sick, do you not sleep next day? No?
I go on the couch. Do you really? Of course
I want to get sick. Yeah. Yeah. And he's he's
so cute because he always wants me to have the
bed and I'm like, no, I'm going to take the couch. There.
There's our first question from the Edges today is when
your significant another is sick, do you sleep next to them? No,
(02:56):
because you don't want to get sick, because then you
can't take care of the family and you can't take it.
Know you don't. So when Sheldon gets sick, you really
sleep on the count. Yes, I still take care of
him and I'll give him what he needed, his medicines
and whatever, but I'm not sleeping in the same room.
So I'm guessing by your response. You sleep in the
same bettish trish. So when I tell her turn over
(03:17):
the outside good night, honey, Yeah, tell her go over there.
Plus you don't want to. Yeah, they'll keep you up
with their coughing and stuff. And you I have to work.
He has to work, Yes, you do. I think Sheldon
will stay in the bed with me. But here's the thing,
I have to get up so early. And if I
think you're you've got to have in a version of Germans.
(03:37):
I am. You know me, I'm like a German. But
let's be honest. You great tea. You're not the picture
of health, I am. I don't get sick. The blueberries
do not hold you back from getting sick. For real.
They say you eat blueberries and strawberries. They both have
antioxidants which keeps you healthy. And that's what you saw
in Wikipedia. Well that's what they tell me. I want
you to be honest with me right now. The worst
(03:59):
people did it from ma from If you kicking it
from Wikipedia, we're gonna get it from a doctor, a doctor,
a guy who went to school, or a woman who
went to school for over eight years to tell you
you're sick, not the Internet. Now, I want you to
be honest with Danielle and I and anyone listening over
the last three and sixty five days. Have you come
to work sick? Have I come to h No, I'm
not you're lying. No, I really you've said it. You've
(04:22):
said it like after you're sick, like a week later.
You know, I have nothing sick, we cannot do anything.
I'm this is a chance for you, for you to
absolve all your sickness. Be honest. I've come here with
a short throw. That's being sick. That is not you're sick.
I spray with that stuff that doesn't count. Don't spray
(04:44):
your throat with with chlorisceptic and it doesn't help. That
just helps you feel better. That doesn't mean you're not sick.
Giving us so you can admit you've come to work sick.
I have not come to work totally sick, like at
a percentage level one one out of a Where were
you on the sick level? I have come to Are
you okay? I'm fine? Don't ask that question. Is this
(05:06):
guy's got to go? I've been I've come to work.
Maybe I don't know ten percent of the time sick.
Are you okay? I was fine, stop asking me. Unbelievable?
How long? How long have you been? I would leave
four and a half minutes? Unbelievad don't stop, don't stop.
They love it. The fans love here. Stupid drops are dune.
(05:31):
There's a lot of people that say they like and
people that say they like when you say, I'm leaving,
that's what we need. We need? Can we get that
drop next week? I'm leaving? Why do we need to drop?
When she says it all the time? Five minutes? We
could play it more? Hey have more sound effects? I
found about this one? Can you only play? Can we
just play this sound? The figs of it? Yeah, it's relevant.
(05:52):
Are you excited writing? Having fun? Okay? Next? Look, don't stop,
don't stop. Thanks, I don't stop anyway. Okay, guys, fun today?
The fun has The ringworm got into the brain. It
was not the ringworm is going away. It was very scary.
You know a lot of people wasn't scary because it's medication. Yeah,
(06:14):
but at first I don't know what ring worm was
like everybody else, I thought it was tape worm. That's
not what ringworm is. Ringworm is not found in your stool.
Ringworm is found like on your body. It's like it's
dry patches of like a fungus that grows out of nowhere. See,
this is what I'm talking about. You walked into this studio.
You were confident you knew everything and anything about ring worm, right,
(06:35):
and I learned a lot more about it, But you're
you just admitted I knew nothing about it and I
was scared. So you know, you walked in here confident
in telling every the world if I'm not going to
sit here and fedge Ville and get ridy killed. Wonder
where you got it though, like, because that's what my
question is, is it's a weird spot, right, because usually
if you go to the gym, you could get like
it on your foot. Athletes blaming his fourteen year old
(06:56):
yankee hat, which I do. I don't think it was yet,
but that's so it is this weird like what did
your head coming contact? It is such a mystery, it
really is. I really don't know, and I have to
be honest that you're right, like it's it is. I've
been thinking about over and over again. The only thing
I can think of is at the gym, I touched something,
a piece of equipment that there was already a germ
(07:18):
on it, and then I guess I might have wiped
my head, which sweat and that's how it got there.
And I don't know. I got to put Chloros sceptic
on your head next time. Some chloris sceptic on my
head winds to do with anything? Do anything? All right? Listen, guys,
So let's just get into it. Then why did they
(07:38):
do with that? Are you okay? I'm okay, I'm fine.
I'm fine, I'm fine. A month, we're have a good time,
all right, isn't that time to move? I think it's
time to talk about getting personal here on fed Champ.
(07:59):
You guys ready, how personal can we get? All? We're
gonna get. We're gonna get. We're get a little personal.
So you know we You can always tweet us right
at fedge Ham official and you could drop us an
email official. Where is this email? Because I've never seen
one email? Do you answer the people? It just sounds
good that we have em do we having nobody really emails?
But do we have email? We have an email? We
(08:19):
got tons of it emails, don't we Why don't we
read some of the email? Like, why don't we print
some of that? Up for bringing up on the community email.
Who really reads can tell people the email if you're
not going to read it. The time to eat sounds
important when we have email, I want everyone to email
us today. And just because Grace he's the only one
with access, I want no matter what it is, that
(08:40):
it's all gonna come to my phone. I'm gonna I'm
sure some a lurch official dot com. You've never given
any of us that the the no, no, no, this
is good. The password for the Twitter account or passwords?
Do you know the password? I might have to reset
that to get us a new password. You're only five
(09:02):
answering people, Yes we are. But great t the other
day he had to get into an email. Let's get
to and what did he do? What happened? He goes,
I haven't used this in forever. Then he just started
pounding in random words. Maybe about the fifth word he
pounded in, he got right, when is the last time
that you guys used your A O well account? Never? See?
(09:24):
Do you not have an account? You both don't have one?
I have. Let's let's made sense to learn from this.
So she said, yahoos, we're learning. Okay, don't stop. I
will not Ryan I promise, don't stop. I won't ryan,
(09:46):
I promise. All right. So you guys, really you never
had an a Well account. Maybe I did back in
the day. I must have because the first ones everyone
everyone listening probably did have it at one haven't had
an M S M S end was emesthetics, MSN, Messenger
and email great official. Gmail's definitely answer you, and I
(10:12):
don't care. It could be a word, it could be
a big long paragraph. It could be pictures of whatever
you're looking at right now. Alright, So well, So, I
had an a O Well account a long time ago,
and I stopped using it because and you know why,
I stopped using it for no reason other than people
started saying it's not cool. That was it, and you're like, oh,
you gotta have Gmail account. So I went to grab
(10:33):
with the Gmail account just because everybody said, oh, you're
not cool if you don't have a Gmail account. Did
you say Gmail? No, I just I did. I didn't
actually mean that. I meant like I mentioned my Gmail,
but but I did say Gmail. I didn't mean to
say mail, but I did say that anyway. So, um,
so I have an a Well account and then I
had to email something to someone, but who remembers their
(10:55):
passwords anymore. So they're on my phone and I think
I couldn't I couldn't remember that, so I have to
dive into my a O L And the only one
to remember was an old school AOL account that I
remember the password and everything from. So that's that's what happened.
So anyway, alright, so can we get some of the personals? Alright?
So look, so I I wrote out something for you
guys to read so we can all follow along. Garrett,
(11:17):
you want to start? Oh yeah, let's start with James
at I tan chan Yeah double O seven? Right? Why
double O seven? I don't know. Maybe he's a fan.
Does James think that he's double O seven? Maybe could be?
You never know because his name is James, so he's
James Bond. When you're listening to fetch him, you are waiting, uh,
(11:40):
and you're waiting for Daniel to say, I'm leaving what
she already did today? L m f AO love your podcast.
Just get with the James for the record, I'm leaving.
I'm leaving, Daniel. You want to the next one? All right?
So this is from Rhianna Marie twelve. She says guys,
I'm loving this podcast already, Gregg t me cracking up,
(12:00):
while Danielle and Garrett's responses to him are priceless. Are
you see that? Thank you? Rihanna say that? Are you okay?
I'm doing just fine, Rihanna, thank you very much. I
do appreciate that. All. Take the final one, Take the
third and final one. Thank you. So you can mess
with the buttons. All right, So this is not hat.
It's isn't me. Her name's Randy or you know that
(12:26):
isn't me. I hate hashtags and names that are so
close together. It kind of just like it makes my
brain like explode. My question though, if your name is
Randy and then all of a sudden your Twitter name
is at No, that isn't me. But but that Randy.
But the double negative, the whole negative, why would you
do that? Anyway? All right? Says I love the sound Yes,
(12:50):
I love the sound effect. I still love your podcast.
You guys are great. Yeah, I love that was a setup.
That was a setup. That was a setup beyond believe
(13:11):
you guys can see it. And that's on our Twitter.
You guys can see that. Swear to you, Randy. Come on,
all right, So if you want to tweet us at
fed him Official and give us your thoughts, don't hold back,
and we'll read some of them, good and bad. Yeah,
even if you think we suck, tell us great. Will
only find the good ones about him and his sound
effects for us to read. Apparently that were switching gears.
How about we like that when we switch gears. Wait,
(13:33):
hold on, that's all over the place right now, you think, Okay,
I'm sorry, apologize. There is something that I wanted to
get to today on fed Champa. If we can do that.
Are you guys familiar with Danielle Burgoli? Oh gosh, so
you are? I love? If you please don't tell me
(13:53):
you love this person. I do not love this person
at all, Garrett Danielle Burgoli, Yeah, not a fan. You know,
it's kind on a funny if we we went, if
we took it to the streets and we just said
two words to people, we just said, excuse me, sir,
reporting the line for fetch ham. I've got a question
for you. Two words what comes to mind? You go, Danielle?
Most people will say who yeah, and then you'll have
(14:15):
to say this and I how about that? How about
how about that? Thank you Dr Phil for this pain
in my ass. I agree, man, I totally agree. So okay,
so recently, uh TMZ was staked out outside of her
place and they caught her outside because she, of course
is the how about that? And they said, hey, where
(14:38):
do you fall on the U Nicki Minaj versus Cardi B.
Uh fight? That's been going on right and you know
she said, but she was just like, oh, I'm all
about Cardi B. And then Nicki Minaj is nothing but
just a performer and that Cardi B actually sets stuff.
And so she went on on the on the level
by saying that that that that Nicki Minaj is like class.
(15:00):
First of all, you need there's also a story behind this,
like isn't she up for an award or something for
a Billboard? She has music out. I can't believe it.
She's the one who went off on Dr Phil. It's
a whole big thing. But anyway, so you know, if
you're in she's in this and she's nominated in the
same category as Nicki Minaj and Cardi B. So that's
why they asked her the question, Um, and yeah, I
(15:22):
mean not for anything, but you two new to this
game to be like calling people out and saying things,
and you need to have respect for them. I mean,
come on, she knows she's not gonna win, though she
did admit it's not I'm nominated. I know I'm not
gonna win. That that's upsetting to that. There are a
lot of artists that should have been nominated and she
(15:43):
took that spot. So my thought was that and Daniel
touched upon it, and I want to ask you guys,
how you think. And you know what, if you're listening
to us right now in Fedgeville, I want you to
respond to us know how you think. Obviously, we all
know that the temperature is pretty hot for Daniel mcgoldy.
Not everybody likes her. I get that. That's fine, and
(16:04):
I don't care about that, But having respect for the
people that came before you, like, like for for for instance,
when when Lady Gaga came on the scene, they were
all like, oh my god, Lady Gaga's a Madonna, right,
But let's not be crazy. If there was no Madonna,
would there have been room for Lady Gaga. Madonna kind
of like created that space for Lady Gaga to be
(16:26):
a Lady Gaga. Am I right? Right? I mean Daniel.
You're a Jeter, You're a Yankee fan. If not for Jeter,
would there be room for Diddy, Gogorious, Well, Dee would
be there still. But what I'm saying is, you don't
say you have to pay respect. You can't just go
you can all of a sudden you can't pay respect.
But you don't have to say without them, this person
would wouldn't be here. Would You wouldn't know, but you would,
(16:49):
you would, You would respect the people that were there
before you. You can you can't just say, oh, Danny
he is the best. That's it is the best. Really,
you know, Jeter has had how much time to become
the best at what he did. But it's different, it's
it's so what I'm trying to say is with her
to catch me outside check, is that you know what
she should be thanking Madonna? I think that should be
(17:11):
respectful of the of the Actually, now that drop would
have worked right there, Madonna? Where do I get that?
That was the justin timber like light? Now? Don't he
doesn't know of the song? I can't find it four
minutes next week? Why do you need it for next week?
We're not going to talk about Madonnas gonna, he's gonna
come back to the joke. Madon the only guy that
(17:32):
will come back to a joke a week later. Yes,
because he wants to have four minutes. Four minutes, that's
name of the song you're comparing it to. You're comparing
it to Aaron Like, why don't you say this Like
a lot of people were saying, Oh my gosh, Aaron
Judge is the next Derek Jeter, right, so he hasn't
proven himself yet that he would be the next there exactly.
So that's what you're trying to say. I can't stand
when people do that. They forget about those that were
(17:54):
there before them, that that gave them, that that road
to travel on. That that's wrong. You have to be
respectful of the people that were there before you. But
she hasn't said anything. But she also doesn't need to
bow down and say if it wasn't for Madonna or
Britney Spears or Lady Gaga, I wouldn't be who I am.
She would be eventually somewhere, but we just wouldn't have
(18:15):
to compare. I just hate comparing people. The same thing
with Lebron and Jordan's or anything or Michael Jackson and
justin Timberlake that there everyone is different in their own
right and and you hate that too when I compare
you to someone, right, you are your own person. That's
right now, it's it's it's fun for argument's sake. But
I think a lot of people need to just you know,
(18:38):
there is no titles, There is no first place in
anything in life. It's uh okay. So if you're Daniel Bogolian,
they ask you where do you fall? I mean, you
go off on Nicki mcnaj because you're you're gonna take
Cardi b side? Why not? Why would you do that?
Why would you? Why? No? Oh no, I have to
give respect. She she the girl wants to make a
name for herself. Given I think she could, you know,
(18:58):
fall into a hole and be forgotten about. So you're
taking Daniel sign I kind of am only in the
room in the sense where you think she should bow
down and give homage to those in front of her
like she she's she's working her way up there. Yeah,
but it's still a respect factor. I mean, and you
know what, not for anything, but she probably would like
to work. If she is serious about being an artist.
(19:19):
Maybe these are people that she'd like to work with someday.
And you know what that takes. That takes a conversation.
That's not what we're telling to make up point. Conversation
trying to make a point about the fact that maybe
she should respect these people because she doesn't want to
work with them. They've been in the game a long time.
Maybe they can give her pointers whatever. And you're over
(19:41):
there playing a stupid as people being Okay, I swear
to you, I'm gonna go okay, you're here. I can't
ladies and gentlemen that I really want you guys to
you know, tweet us your thoughts on where you fall.
You surprised than you, Garrett, that you actually took her side.
(20:02):
I'm not mad at you or anything. I'm surprised that you.
I'm just talking not everyone compares everyone to everyone and
and and that's given it you exactly. You do you.
It's the hip hop world. She's not You're not looking
to make best friends in the hip hop world. You're
you're out for yourself and your family and your crew.
And that's it. No, no, no, it's not a good
(20:25):
sign when your cos yawns. All right, Danielle, you ready
everybody loves this part of the fedge Ham Podcast. For
this part, this is where we stopped down and we
talked about Danielle's Fedgean shoes to take a picture for Instagram.
What kind of shoes are you wearing today? Is Steve Madden?
(20:47):
I like those. Actually, they're like little booties up with
a big heel, chunky heel. They're grave age. But I
actually have them in black as well because I love
them so much. I brought them in both colors and
a lot. Yes, and to be honest, I've had them
for a very long time. They are they're very Usually
buy shirts or shoes and different colors. It depends if
(21:07):
I like something and it fits really well, I'll buy it.
Like T shirts, I tend to buy if it fits well,
I buy a bunch of colors because T shirts you
can always wear. But yeah, I love them, thank you
very much there, And to be honest there, they have
a little platform in the front and the big heel
and it makes them much more comfortable because of this
little platform that they had. So I'll put it up
(21:28):
for you on my Instagram at Radio Daniel Monaro. It
will be in my instant story there. You go, guys,
when you're talking about some fashion, you're talking about Danielle's
Veggian shoes. Every week she's got a different pair of
shoes on, and we love to talk about her fashionable
Vegian shoes. Thank you. Do you buy shirts and different
(21:48):
colors to have the same style you do sneakers to Really?
I think you like the sneaker. You like the sneaker,
why not go a different color? I think I might
have one shirt that is the saying. By the way,
my ballers came in, they did. Dude, come on, don't
even start there, man, don't even start. Don't even start
showing you that you two could buy them on when
(22:09):
are you gonna them? Okay? So what I found out
was that you guys were right and I was wrong.
If you do go to ballers dot you know what,
you know what I love? You know, I'm not feeling
the love you really? Are you okay? There? You could
have played ken? Are you okay? Are you okay? Okay?
Okay okay, okay, don't stop, don't stop, don't give them keywords?
(22:33):
All right, listen hear his thing? So I I went
online and I saw what you guys were seeing, and
they do make that transition. So like, if you want
to buy something and it's sold overseas, they will tell
tell they'll they'll change exchange it and tell you what
it is for rate in proper United States. So I
was about to buy something, I just didn't. I still
didn't pull the trigger yet. Did you really buy the
(22:55):
balls shoes night? You did? Come on, man, for real
want them? Yes? I think? I still it's kind of
messed up. I really don't think it's messed up that
you still haven't bought them. Why do I have to
wait for you to buy something that you're you're sitting
on your hands for for the last what now two months?
I will buy them. I just I was waiting for
the right time. Was the right time you you talked
(23:17):
about them that, how much you've been coveting them for
so long? Why woul't you just buy them already? I
don't know why. I just have the chance. I want
you to. Sorry, Maybe Trish could get them her Father's day.
Here we go. Maybe I'll tell Trash. I want you
to walk into Dick's today, Okay, go to the men
you no, No, I want you to go to the
men shoe section. Okay, and anyone who they don't, and
anyone who picks up a shoe I want to go, hey, hey, no,
(23:40):
you put that back. I want it. I'm not buying
it right now. I will buy it in about three
months from now. Put it back. Funny, speaking of dicks,
my kids will not say dick is to Richards, and
I go, why don't you just say what it is?
It's not called Richards, Yes it is. Dick is a
bad word. I got know. Well, the joke is, like
(24:01):
you you never want to say, you want to get
someone else to to so like for me to go, oh,
Daniel wants you to take me to Richards. Why are
you calling it Richards because it's called dicks? And then
I laugh because I got you to say dicks. But
they're not laughing. They're just they gets a bad word.
And I go, but it's not a bad word. It's
the guy's name and the nickname is Richard is dick.
And he goes and they go, we're not saying it.
(24:21):
We're going. So anytime they're like, mom, I need some
new cleats, can we go to Richards? They say it.
Kids are so funny. You know. My nephew walks around
now he's telling stupid jokes. He goes, hey, knock, knock,
interrupting cow. That's what he does. You get that. I
get it. Interrupting cow not funny. I thought I had
(24:43):
thrown it there. Okay, all right, that sounds great. Are
you okay? Hey, I want to play a game before
we get into Edge news. You play game? Yeah, let's
do it. Alright? So but he got oh, Garrett, how
do I dial out? Alright? I need to dial out.
That's my my problem. So this is a rand new game.
The only problem. We have many problems. But I so,
I said, you don't what fetch him is fun? But
(25:06):
how much more fun can we have? Can we develop
our very first fetch Ham game? So there's the number
right there on the dial list number, random number than
I chose from one of our fetch Ham listeners that
does not know that we're calling him. Okay, oh, we're
calling a fetti. We're calling a Fetgi. I name the
(25:28):
FEGGI I don't know that's right. But isn't we have
we have we have phone problems, phone issues here? Hello?
Is that hello? Hello? Yes? I hear you. Hold on
a second. If you play the intro for this hold
on a second. Alright, So the new game is called
(25:51):
who are You Mr? Or Mrs Veggie? Got it? Yeah,
The game of the name of the contents is who
are you Mr? And Mrs Veggie? All right, So we
dialed the number randomly and we already know that it's
a Mr Feggie on the phone. Mr Fi, Mr Feggi,
all right, Mr Veggie, Hi, how are you doing good?
(26:15):
How are you great? Thank you for participating in our
very first game on fedch Ham today. Do you know
who this is? No idea, you don't know who this is.
This is the people from fetch Ham. How are you
all right? We're doing well? He sounds excited. The excitement
went down after. So he was at he was at
(26:38):
He was at like a seven, and then once he
found out who we were, he went down to a four.
All right. So Mr Feggi, Mr Feggie, Uh, this is
great tea. That's Garrett and left. Danielle, I hello, So
we'd like to ask you a couple of questions, all right,
So Garrett you can ask him two questions. Danielle you
can ask him two questions, and then I'm gonna ask
(26:58):
him two questions and then we're gonna you're out who
this fedge Ham guy is on the phone? All right,
you're ready? All right? This game is called who are you? Mr?
And Mrs Veggie? Who? Okay, here we go? Question question
number one? Are you ready? Y? Mr? Fege? Question number one? Um,
(27:20):
how tall are you? Six one? How does that help
figuring out who he is? I'm going to figure what?
Do we know who he is? No? No, what what
does this have to do? That's a person that let's
but if we don't know who he is, and how's
this going to help us figure out who he is?
We're gonna guess who he is? But how would if
I don't know who he is? Ever? Like, I've never
(27:42):
talked to him. I don't know who he is. How
am I going to guess? So the police come to you.
Let's just say this guy commits a crime, right, and
the police go, hey, can you describe him? The first
thing you would go to his height? Well, I would ask, well,
I'm describing him. So the police would say can you
make a description on this person? So right now I
would say he's six one. That's what I know about
that down we're trying to figure out who? How about
how about what's your name? Well, we're gonna get there
(28:03):
first too. Yeah, what what is your name? What is
your name? John McClue, John McClue, John mccluch, mcklu not
mcluc micklu John mclu can write now down, John Van Lew, Nicklu. No,
(28:25):
that is your friend Van Lewen. You called your friends,
You called your friend Mike, you called Mike van Lewin.
I'm trying to have a game here, so basically you
know him. He's not a fan of m he's a
great teacher. That's wrong. It's Mike's brother. I'm sorry, but
he is Mike's brother. But it's sella van Lewin. I'm
(28:46):
trying to get a game off the ground again. He
is showing everybody behind the curtains the stupidest game ever.
The rules are recording. Come on, listen, I'm trying to
have a fun game with the ftch Hams here. I
will say Dorothy did have the right to pull the
curtain on the great in power falls on this one
because it was as fun as your fantasy football league. Greg.
(29:09):
Oh my god, listen to me. I wanted to play
a fun game, Daniel twice, let's fill everybody in so
Van Lewin and Gregg grew up together. Oh my god,
great tea said, I found someone online. He did just
happen to be in his his address book. This is horrible,
honest to god, this is actually horrendous. Told me, told him,
told me to give him a fake name. Even we
(29:31):
figured it out. What's the point of having a fake name.
They don't know who John mcleui is. I do that?
So said mcglue. I'm like, okay, come on all or something. Yeah, yeah,
you get to plug the bar, Dad, tell everybody about
your bar, South Stevens Pub in South han boy A
(29:52):
great hanging up the phone, great an appearance. Now you
gotta show up there to lose my number. Don't call
up for you stupid. I thought it would be I
thould be really nice now if I you know, on
the bit didn't even make sense. I figured to play
a good game called who are you? Okay, here's let
(30:15):
me let me just here's what you need to do.
You need to actually have somebody on the phone who
we all know, and then we have to give they
give clues and then we have to buy the clues.
Guess who they are. You can't have somebody on the
phone that none of us know, supposedly, and then say, Okay,
we're gonna guess who they are. Well, never guess. We
(30:37):
don't know, like we don't even know. If it was
ed Sheeran on the phone, it would make sense, you
know what I mean. It is Garrett's wife, you know,
Garrett's wife, Alley. That makes sense because we kind of
you know what I mean. Next week, I'm going to
try to book a guess. All right, we're gonna play
the game for who are you? This is how it's
gonna go down. So he just said that right in
(30:57):
about ten minutes from now, when we're done, Garrett again,
great Tea's gonna hey, bro Um, you know anybody, I
gotta get something from my podcast. He's already want something.
And then great Tease, I'm going to go to Great Team. Hey,
you know I'm on that same podcast, and then goes
I know, but still no, Lie. I was already thinking
about asking it. I was saying, hey, man, you gotta
help us out. Are we hold on? We got too long.
(31:21):
Let's go to fedge of the week. We gotta break
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that ship. All right, let's just gonna say that word.
But hell back, but I knew you knew I was.
(31:43):
All right, it's ready for Feedge News with Jarrett our
fedge had report. Well, let's just talk about that. Kate
Middleton and Prince William had their third child, baby boy.
By the time you hear this, we probably will have
a name. We'll have a name probably by the time
you hear this. But the more important thing is there's
a guy his sole job in life is to go
(32:04):
up on the steps of the hospital and scream out
that the prince had a baby. That is so cool.
We should have a town crier. We should do that
in the morning show. We should give you know, have
a reason to go outside and then yell something to
the crowd people outside in New York City with eight
pounds seven ounces. How great would that have been? We
should have done that? All right? Well, anyway, so so
(32:25):
Garrett here this is the announcement of the town crier.
That's his job. Look for him on LinkedIn. You gotta
(32:50):
think he doesn't talk like that, like when he's sitting
down for dinner with his family, right, because you imagine
I'm gonna go sit on the throne now, I ran
out of toilet paper. By the way, Prince William left
the hospital in the afternoon and everybody was outside like,
(33:12):
where are you going? Where are you going? He got
his landmob and he goes, I'll be right back. Apparently
he was going to get Charlotte and George's other kids
and bring them back to the hospital to see their
baby brother. Very nice. They're so real, right, so normal
like that. They're great, and then he just drives around himself.
They're really trying to be normal. But I'm sure he
has security everywhere. Security. All right? What else you got
(33:34):
the Garrett? That's it? What about the metal version of Hanson? Alright?
If you want to hear that. Yeah, no, there's a
there's there's a page on YouTube called frog Leap Studios.
They take they take covers, they do cover as of
famous songs and they turn them into metal songs. And
I thought this handsome version sounded pretty good. I love it. Okay,
(34:13):
I'm feeling just fine. Okay, and what else we got
and that's it, that's it. Let's just mean I like it.
This is going out very well, very very very well.
We had a new game. We did some vege news,
like if I was dating you right now, like and
you and you going, you know, if this is going
very very well, very well, very well, I would get
up from this date and go, you know what the
dates like when you got to tell me that it's
(34:34):
going well, this was quick and this is like a
quick dating, you'd get up and go, this is this
is over? Well? No, but if you have to tell
me that the date is going well, I would be like,
you know what, I'm sorry. See now I'm gonna go
home and I'm gonna look at myself in the mirror
and go made my attitude's gotta change. And maybe no,
not the attitude, but when you got to tell me
that the dates going well? Alright? Do we have a
edge of the week? All right, ladies and gentlemen, is
(34:57):
that time edge of the week which we don't even
know if it's a good thing or a bad thing.
It could be a good thing or a bad thing.
So in the past we've had to reach their own
all bad things, we had a couple of good things.
All right. In who's doing it today? I am giving
my Edge of the Week to TMZ And here's why.
(35:17):
Because Tiffany Hash and her girls they were at the
airport and the guy from TMZ was filming them and
they had all this luggage and they were trying to
get the luggage into the car, and Tiffany called them
out afterwards on on her Instagram and said, listen, you
know you're standing there waiting to ask me a question.
You see us with all these bags. You think you
(35:39):
could do the human thing and help us, Yes, but
they didn't. They stood there and they just videoed her.
And then after all the bags are in the suv,
they came over a can I ask you a question?
And at that point Tiffany's like, get the funk away
from me. And it's right. I understand you're doing a job.
I understand you're out there to get the video, to
get the quote, to get the shot. But you know why,
(36:00):
if you see somebody struggle, maybe she would be more
apt to give you what you want if you helped her,
if you were friendly if you helped to go out,
I mean, come on, actually agree with you. Even though
I love d m Z. You are my fed of
the the fedge of the week. You've been fedged, fedged,
that's right, fedged. He takes it one step too far.
(36:20):
And that's when I decided it's time to leave. I'm leaving.
You cannot leave yet it done according to the script.
It's time to get no, listen, I'm leaving all right. Listen,
ladies and gentlemen. We do want to say thank you
very much for being a part of today's uh fedge
ham podcast. Keep on those reviews on Apple, google Play,
(36:41):
I Heart Radio. We see them what we appreciate it,
and you and I think. And there were some questions
that we wanted our fedge Fedges to get back to
us on. One was if your significant other is sick,
do you still sleep next to them? Danielle does not
go to another room. I thought it was a little
bit weird, but get what's the next one? And you
said that you do. I thought we'd ask people like,
(37:04):
do you own shirts or anything else in more than
one color? Oh? That's good, right. A lot of people
find do that I want or shoes? In another color
or another type. Yeah, maybe I gotta pay. Can we go?
Maybe people in the same car, maybe Ferrari difer color.
I got six of those. You've got a lot of money.
I want to picking up my new car this week.
You are. I am got a car. I'm getting a CRV. No, no,
(37:27):
I'm not getting Oh my god, now we gotta edit
that house. I have a sees you. You're getting a
new way, giving back my hand to right. And I
am now getting a Chevy Equinox. Right, going from a
Honda to a Chevy. Picking it up this week. I'm
(37:48):
very excited. I don't know what I'm saying to you.
I gotta paint. I'll see now that makes sense. Are
you okay? I gotta paint? Are you okay? Don't forget
to drop us amail. Don't forget to drop us an email.
Think of and be nice on the email. Okay, I
really don't. If you hate us, be mean. There's nobody
hates us. We're too lovable to hate. We really are.
(38:09):
There's no look. You know what, even with the sound effects,
we're all just having a good time. At the end
of the day, we love each other. That's why on
each other, just having fun. We just wanted to every hell,
I'm not doing that. That's that. Now Garret's getting uner
the actually playing sound effects. Say you know, Garrett, are
(38:30):
you okay? Are you okay? Al Right, guys on behalf
of Fehm of the Count of three. Let's all yell,
let's all yella, yetti confetti, and let's get out of
Fetch Filts for today. You guys ready one to three
piece half? Are you okay? Yeah, we're okay. Shut up,
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