#259: My Grandma's Your Biggest Fan

#259: The boys recap their Taylor Swift concert experiences- including the shrill sing a long kids, no place for men to pee and a girl who kicked Brody's box of chicken fingers; Skeery gets insulted by a nightclub door guy, mistaken for someone's father and finds his biggest fan in somebody's grandmother; Brody hates someone who doesn't even know him nor has any clue she did anything to him; Listener Talkbacks

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Start up, dot up, start up, Brooklyn Boys, start up,
Brooklyn Boys.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Start up, dot up, dot up. They making noise dot up,
start up up, dodas dot up, Episode two shifty nine.
It's the Broken Boys Podcast fifty nine.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Okay, I'm absolutely reside myself right now.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
I don't know the mom is in the Poppas song
All the air is brown, air is brown, and my
eyes are gray and my eyes are gray. Oh, what's
the chorus of that? What's the that's the chorus? Genius?

Speaker 3 (00:48):
What's the title? Colf California Dreamer. It's California Dreaming, right, yeah,
what's the chardy version Canada Air dreaming or something like that?

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
We are.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
On such a ough on the brief day, this is awful,
this day cloudy. The sky was orange. Earlier it was
like a Sepia filter, like everything was yellowish orange. The
Canada wildfires have made their way to New York City
and beyond sixteen states to be exact, and we're all

(01:22):
all under poor air quality. Well you know that already
unless you're listening to this a year from now. This
is the uh polluted air episode of the Brooklyn Boys Podcast.
I've never seen anything like this. My daughter and I
were in the car today. We had to wear masks
outside of the car, and so she said, you know,
on a normal day, the air quality rating is like zero,

(01:43):
like as far as pollution in the air where we
were so awful is five hundred. Like if it's at
five hundred, whatever, it's bad. We were at three sixty,
Like five hundred is unbearable. With three sixty, that's pretty bad.
Manhattan was at the sixty. New Jersey was around three sixty.
I have one of those those trackers where it tells you,

(02:05):
like at any given time, where the worst air quality
is in the world. Yesterday New York was the number
one worst air quality in the entire world, like on Earth.
That's helped me better today. No, no, in fact it
got I used my air detector, which is one of
my dogs. And uh so this morning I opened the

(02:26):
door for the dogs to run out on the deck
and I could see that everything was yellow. The backyard
was yellow. My dog took two steps outside, looked around,
made stinkface, and ran back in the house. I couldn't
get my dogs to go out because as soon as
they were like, oh hell no, and they turned around
came back out. It was all yellow. They actually have

(02:46):
a more sensitive nose than we do, don't they So
they're more sensitive everything. Yeah, so they were really they
have more sensitive noses, yes, hyper alert. Well, you know,
for three years I had these damn dice in air
purrefires in my house, one in my living room, one
in my bedroom, and they stay in the on position.
And what did you do with three of them? You

(03:07):
only have a two room apartment. I've won in the
bathroom I have was a tiny one that plugs in.
But anyway, the one in my bat there's one in
my bedroom, and there's one in my in my living
room floor. And they're here telling me that one couldn't
purify the air in your whole small apartment. No, no,
because there's walls involved. So for three years, this thing

(03:28):
sat there in the on position in auto, and it
was oscillating back and forth, and the light was green
and it was there was like a green line forever. Yeah,
And I'm like, is this thing even working? Is it
sucking in air? Is it the filter is always clean?
I swear to you, Brody. For three years, I'm like,
I think this thing is a scam. Well, yesterday I

(03:50):
get home from work and both of them are going, whooh,
what the hell's that noise? Both of these air pure
fires were kicked into the highest gear. The line was
read and I'm like, holy shit, it's actually detecting the air.
This thing actually has been working all these years, and
I have had clean air in my apartment until now.

(04:11):
So this thing is still I don't know if you could
hear it. Hold on, I'll put my mic up, make
Caroly here. I still see the pilet papers behind you though. Yeah,
pilot papers is not going away anytime soon. Yeah, so
the air quality is really bad here now. So that
machine is currently cleaning the air in your kitchen, dining room,
living room, dine net one room thing, Well, that's the

(04:34):
that's the one, and then the other one is in
my bedroom. And then there's a plug in virgin in
a played one in my bathroom. And all three of
them are sucking in the bad air and blowing out
clean air. Now, now, have you ever tried to suck
your own bad air? I've never tried to suck s
my own ba The air is so bad. They canceled

(04:59):
the Yankee game tonight so that because they couldn't play
in the in the fog and the awfulness in the air.
It's like it's like there was a fire next door
and you're breathing the fire in. Yeah, it's terrible. No,
it's almost like a bad memorial It's almost like a
memorial date barbecue, but there's no food, like burnt smell,
just smelling like barbecue in the air. Yeah. So they

(05:20):
canceled the Yankee game tonight. So here's a serious question.
What if the Tailor Swift concert we went to was tonight?
Now would I would you go? If they didn't cancel it?
I would go any cancel it? Well, I would go,
if you know, and I would be screaming extra loud
during lavender Hayes. Oh yes, I saw you put that

(05:40):
on your Instagram story. I turned. I actually put a
purple filter on it and called it lavender haze. Anyway, Yeah, no,
I would have you and I. You and I went
to the tail Swift concert. We did, and I got
there three hours early. Did we post our pictures from
that night? We did? Yes, well, I posted, and then
you got to post post. We'd have to post it
on the Boko Boys. I think I did. I reposted

(06:02):
it from the Brook I logged into the Brooklyn Boys
account and I reposted it so show the slices that
were really still friends in real life. Yes, and we
did the We did the the Taylor Swift heart. Yeah,
the heart, Yeah, the hand heart. Yeah. I like that. Well,
I've said this before. I've said this before. Mankind has
been around, I don't know, five thousand years six, whatever

(06:23):
it is. You know, dinosaurs, the whole thing. Mankind did
not know you could make a heart shape out of
your hands until what four years ago, when tail Swift
started doing it something. I'm not saying she was the first,
but prior to that, when you were a kid, nobody
made hand hearts. No one did that. We did. We
did the Y M c A. That was it, right,
We did the his the church, here's the steeple, open

(06:44):
the doors, here's the people. We did that. Yeah, we
did that. But yea. So we went to tail Swift show.
We sat a few a few sections apart, and I
texted Scary, Hey, let's let's meet at my section. Now.
I did it for two reasons. I wanted to see Skar.
We were only a couple of sections apart, and we
wanted to take our picture together. But also I had
to go to the bathroom, so I figured I on

(07:06):
the eight hours, I should probably go to the bathroom. Yeah,
I want to tell you what happened earlier than this,
but just for the scary part. Uh so Scared and
I hung out. We talked for a lit while. Yea,
his girlfriend Robin was there. My wife and kids were
not leaving the seats, of course, not especially for every song. Well,
the thing is we were. This was during the Folklore album,
which I'm not a fan of music. I don't like it.

(07:27):
I have I'm really listening to it. Gen Z, by
the way, is what that's what that brought tailor into
the world. The lives of gen Z is these last
four albums, the Pandemic albums, so so evermore and Folklore
and love her about that. My kids are all gen
Z and they loved her. Yeah, but I'm talking. You know,
your kids are an anomaly. They're weird, they're not the norm,

(07:48):
you know, but mainstream gen Z really took to her
during these last four albums. Me, I can give a
rat to ask. I'm going to get a beer and
take a piss. So yeah, so we are out during
the Folklore Ya, So Taylor did forty four songs and
the three or four from folklore, I didn't know, And
so I thought, that's a good time to go to
the bathroom and see Scary. And so we hung out,
got to see his girlfriends. Look great, you had a

(08:10):
good time. You guys are good looking couple together. And
then after we we were hanging out, Scary was like
going to the bar, get a drink or something. I said,
I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Yeah. Well we went
to MetLife Stadium where the Jets and Giants play. Yes,
I said Jets first. And like any arena, you know,
there's probably a hundred bathrooms male female, male female, oh,
you know, handicap whatever, every couple of sections. Well, when

(08:33):
a concert, you know, for Taylor Swift or you know,
for jingle Ball, for you know, excused ninety four women.
What they did was is they took signs that said
WOM and they put it over the M, the capitol
M and men's bathroom and and it so it looked
like women's woman's it was spelled right, ye. And so

(08:56):
the WOM covered the M and then the usual and
they and they converted almost all of the men's bathrooms
to women's bathrooms, which is brilliantly were coming out. Women
didn't notice the signs, so they were coming out going
why are the urinals in the ladies room? Meanwhile I
knew the answer, and I'm thinking to myself, why are
there no men's rooms here? So I had to walk

(09:16):
like four past three or four bathrooms to get because
it was like women's, women's, women's, women's right, it's not
a men's bathroom. I felt like just walking into the
women's room and just peeing because there's urinals there. But
I wasn't out that the men's room was just basically, uh,
what a crack at the end of a brick wall,

(09:37):
or yeah, it was on the side of the wall.
Year on the concourse. Even though there was like four
men's rooms and the entire giant football huge not giants
huge football stadium, there were still no lines in the
men's room. No, none, not mine. No. You know why
because we were the only guys there. Brody, my girlfriend
called this. There was all women and and basically men

(10:01):
who identified as women. We were the only doing dads dads,
and we're in their shirt that said it's me Hi,
I'm the dad, it's me. I saw a bunch of
the so it said, Hi, it's me, it's me, It's
it's me right. Well, here's the thing. I didn't buy
that shot. It's me Hi, I'm the dad. It's me right,
it's me, Hi, I'm the dad. It's me right. I

(10:22):
didn't buy that shirt because I wasn't going as the dad.
Now you're a fan, I was going as a fan. However,
I'm gonna go get a shirt that arrived Yesterday'm gonna
hold it upcause you can see it on my camera.
I want you to read what it says because you'll
see how how brody this shirt is. I wanta Okay,
all right, he's going. Are you going the other room? Yeah?

(10:42):
But uh it whoa Hey? So anyway, long story longer.
Taylor Swift was awesome. She went through all of her errors.
If you have a chance to see her, go see her.
I'm just vamping my years old jumped up because they
thought I was going downstairs. Okay, So I want to
hold up the shirt so that you won't think I'm
just saying I got the shirt. So this arrived yesterday. Yes,

(11:04):
can you see it? Yeah? Can I read it? Yeah?
I read it. It's you, Hi, You're the problem. It's you.
That is such a Brody's shirt. I love it. I
love it. So are you gonna wear that till the
next time you're at home? Depot? I almost, I almost
wore it to Walmart today, but I was like, yeah,

(11:25):
this is a perfect shirt for you, Brodie, it really is.
It really says who you are. Yeah. Well I thought
of the slogan, and I'm like, I can't be the
first person to think of this. Yeah, So I went
on Amazon and of course they had it. I we
got to take a break in a second here, But
first of all, congratulate Taylor Swift. Talk yeah iratually. Yeah, sorry,
go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. Continue. I wanted, I

(11:45):
want to let finish. Let's finish up on tailor. Okay,
So I wanted to talk about my seat. Okay, a
couple of things. When I went to buy to the
counter to buy food because my daughters wanted food. You know,
the prices are astronomical at a sporting event. I understand
that I was expecting it, and so they had Dasani

(12:07):
water for five dollars a bottle and also on the menu,
get a whole change for five dollars. Yeah, it said
Value water three dollars. Yeah. So I was like, oh
that's great. So I get I get up to the front.
I said, give you a pretzel and chicken fingers. I
have to ask you a chicken fingers question. Scary, it's important.
And I said, I'll have a bottle of the Value water.

(12:28):
She says, oh, we don't have the Value water. What
is what do you mean? Yeah, we're not carrying that today. Huh.
That's a fucking scamboni, know what that is? That's we
got tailor swift fans by the balls. We're going to
only sell the five dollar water and the Value water,
which was probably like no brand, like a no brand
water three dollars. They didn't bother putting it out. Of course,

(12:50):
f you met life on that one. Yeah, So I
ordered the chicken fingers. Now, the chicken fingers were twelve
ninety five for three chicken fingers and fries. Right, that's
four dollars a night for night, or fourteen ninety five
for four Wait what twelve ninety five for three chicken

(13:13):
fingers and fries. Okay, fourteen ninety five for four chicken
fingers and fries. That sounds like about fourth chicken, fourth
chicken fingers, two dollars? Right, what if you only wanted
to could you resist getting the fourth chicken finger? No, right,
I'd have to get it. I'd have to get it.
So I had to get it, all right, they got me.
It's like the popcorn in the in the in the
in the movie theater. Just a little bit extra, I

(13:37):
will rip you off a little bit extra. Yeah, for
just a dollar more, you get five times the size
of popcorn. You're like, oh right, I'll do that. Okay,
So I paid fourteen ninety five whatever it was, so okay.
So I get the chicken fingers and fries, and my
wife and kids and I are sitting in the whatever
row we're in, and we're sitting in seats one, two, three, four, okay,

(13:59):
seats five, seven, eight are empty for the for the
opening act, right, for yeah, who opened a Bridger? Phoebe
Phoebe Bridges open? She was great? She was the second
act actually the first act was Yeah, yeah, I forgot
who was on our night? Not Gale, not ABC, it
was whoever j Abrams's daughter? Yes, So anyway, yeah, okay,

(14:22):
you digress. So so I'm sitting there, and no one's
next to me. So I and this I don't know
if you if you remember, the seats in front of
us were really close. Yeah, they were if you put
your feet down. There was no room by your feet
for anything. So I put my chicken fingers in front.
Fifteen dollars chicken fingers, right. I I ate two of

(14:43):
the chicken fings, three of the chicken fingers, and half
of the fries. And they were on a in the
you know the cardboard cup, yes, and was on the
The cup was on the cardboard tray with a couple
of catch Where did you place these? I placed it
next to me in seat five, on the ground on
the floor. Yeah. Now listen, when the seat is flipped up,

(15:03):
you have the whole room there. You can see the
food on the floor. I can already tell you this
is going sideways. You don't put that food on the floor, Brodie,
Oh hold on, hold on. So the only way that
food could be there is if I put it there,
because no one has been sitting there. It's somebody's seat, right.
So I see these two young girls, I say young, yeah,

(15:26):
teenagers whatever, and there's like two of them, and then
two other people four. People are coming down the aisle
and the girl gets to seat six. I remember, I'm
in seat four. She gets to seat six, and I'm
watching the concert. I turned my head and I'm about
to say hello, let me move my food, and she
does a sideway soccer kick and kicks the tray under

(15:50):
the seat. So I said, hey, hey, that is my food,
and she says, well, I thought you were finished with it.
How would I know? I go, It's just I didn't know.
You didn't ask. They go, why would you just assumer
you're you're doubly at fault. Doubly your fault, and here's

(16:10):
why or not? Yes, yes you are. No, here's why
you're at fault. Number You don't kick food Number one.
Number No, is that your food? First of all, if
I know, seats five, six, seven to eight are mine
and there's food on the floor in front of my seat,
on a tray with food, and it doesn't matter, I'm
kicking it forward. I'm like, these are my seats. This

(16:31):
can't be wherever it is. They can't just can't belong
to anybody because these are my seats. Fuck you whoever
was here earlier left goodbye. That's number one. Number two
rule of thumb. Unless you're finished with it, including a
beer or anything, you don't put it on the floor. Ever,
whether it's in front of you or to the side
of you, it's gonna get the room in front of me,

(16:52):
it's gonna get stepped in the room behind me. My seat.
Do you know? I was in a fucking row that
was grand central, five or six people. I was sitting
at the end of the row. Now, normally that's a
great thing. It's like, oh, we got the end. No,
it's not, because we had to keep getting up for
fucking everybody. And this one woman was eight times she

(17:12):
made a beer run. She was back and forth, bathroom, beer, beer, bathroom.
It's like one begat, the next, beget the next. If
you wouldn't drink so much beer, you wouldn't have to
go to the bathroom so much. She broke the seal.
It was fucking insane how many times we got up.
But now, listen, I'm not complaining, not to the extent
that you do. But honestly, dude, you gotta suck it up.

(17:33):
Don't tell me you tried to make her pay for
the chicken fingers. No, Luckily it all landed back on
the tray. The food wasn't destroyed, but initially she was
like boom. She did like a quarter kick to the
right and it went banging against the back of the
the like the step. Luckily, like the fries flew up

(17:56):
and then flew down, landed on the tray. It was fine, well,
all right, I'm sorry. I don't kick other people's food.
I go, excuse me, it's yours. If they say no,
then I kicked the shit out of it. Scar anger
issues anger Back to the woman before the commercial. The girl. Yeah,
so I'm in C four and I'm we're turned like

(18:19):
like two o'clock on a clock, because that's what a
stage is. And sometimes sometimes Taylor was in front of us.
Most of the time she was a little to the
right of us because the stage came out into the
crowd about eighty percent. That was an incredible stage.

Speaker 4 (18:31):
Right.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
Every time we had to turn slightly to the right,
this dingbat behind me would would take out her phone
and film or jump up and down. I have a
great time. I'm all about it. But every time she
took her phone out or turned, she would like bang
me in the back. She'd brush against my arm, she'd
you know, bang into me. I'm like, so I kept

(18:53):
like putting my hand behind my back, like swatting away
a fly, like hey, you know, like get it? Hey? Yeah, yeah,
I turned. I gave her a couple of looks like
excuse me, can you? Yeah. It was an hour of
her not taking the hint and dinging me. So I
kept looking. I'm going, maybe I'm not centered, maybe I've
moved a little closer to her. Nope, I'm dead central

(19:14):
in my seat. She is creeping up on me, banging it.
So not only did she kick my food, but she
banged me into back the whole time. Yeah. Wow, not
in a good way. You're a good way. You you
know you had that experience. I had the fucking Grammy
Award winning fucking tailor screamer behind me. She I had one,

(19:35):
go ahead, go ahead.

Speaker 5 (19:36):
You know.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
I don't know about you guys, And here comes the
old man where there was an old man thing. I guess.
I don't know. But when I go to a concert,
yeah I get it. You cheer, you sing a few lines,
but for the most part, you want to see the
artist perform the song, because that's what you paid all
this money for. I don't need to hear people behind me.
But this girl, she was so shrill, and she was

(19:58):
so loud. She was screaming that I pitched scream that.
I think she busted my ears. So she was screaming,
and then she was screaming the lyrics and singing every
word to every song. She wouldn't stop. She didn't hear
the concert. Yeah, so I'm gonna tell you the girl
behind me was so loud and so shrill. You think

(20:20):
scary that she's the girl sitting behind you. That's how
loud she that he's sitting behind me the whole concert
couldn't couldn't carry a note for her life though. Oh look,
I want God bless her. I want to have a
great time. Yeah, no, this is what this is what
it's about. But and not everyone can sing like Taylor's swift.

(20:43):
I get it. But you know, you know the old
joke you go hey uh, Like if someone's singing, you go, hey,
who sings that song? And they go oh uh uh.
You know that's cheer and you go, great, let's keep
it that way, right, What was the other one? Tell
me the other joke to you? What did you do?
The money wants to do with the money? What money?
The money one that gave me a singing lessons, honestly. Yeah,

(21:04):
And I gotta say, well, first of all, a lot
of girls were passing out at this thing. I heard
that there were there were girls that were they don't remember.
They have concert amnesia because they felt like they they
don't remember. They blacked out during parts of the show.
The next day, they canter they saw brody and scary together. Yeah,
scary and brody. But anyway, uh no, I was it

(21:24):
was good, but I'll tell you I got brodied at
the Billy Joel concert. Oh how so well, I was
about another another big fan Billy Joel fan. Here, guy,
I am Billy Joel fan. Go fuck yourself on that one.
So huh So what's the name of the album glass
Houses from nineteen eighty Come on with the with the

(21:45):
with the The very first thing you hear is a
glass breaking and then you maybe right, comes on, come on?
All right? So anyway, so, so anyway, I was with
my boy Jay and we were the third row, luckily
just figuring out, oh my god, here we are get
up close and personal. The show starts. I mean, it

(22:08):
was definitely a fucking Larry David, curb your enthusiasm moment.
You just you can't. I should probably just play the
theme song. It's not a rant. What happened? What happens?
The tallest man known to mankind fucking goes right in
front of my periphery. Good, that's all you get. Good?
He like my guy six foot seven? Yeah, And he

(22:33):
was in the first row. I was in the third,
and I was watching Billy at a forty five degree angle.
This motherfucker was right in my line of sight. And
I'm like this, If I was one seat over in
either direction, it would have been fine. But I'm like
now trying to like raise my phone over this dude's
head and he's swaying back and forth to the music.

(22:54):
We're all standing up. God, damn it, I just can't
win here. He needed was uh was a ten foot
doll guy in front of him, right, damn it. I
know how it felt, but I remember this happened to you.
But anyway, I just thought that was kind of fo
happened to your birthday party? Yeah? Oh my god. So
I was able to get into one of those VIP

(23:16):
high falutin lounges before the show at the Garden, of course,
and I had a wonderful conversation with Guadaloupe and Linda Lopez. Oh,
very nice mom, Andda Lopez, the sister and mother Guadaloupe
of Jennifer Jennifer Pipe. Yes, we had about a half
hour conversation. Truth be told, Linda and I and Brody

(23:37):
and a bunch of us are longtime acquaintances because she's
in radio. She does the news on ten ten Wins
during the midday hours, and she on a lot of
but she's done of radio in New York over the years.
She's done so much stuff. But anyway, it was so
great to catch up with Linda. She has her daughter
with her, and they were all of them their first
Billy Joel concert and now he's only doing twelve more

(23:58):
than and he's out of here. But anyway, it was
I think she called her sister j Loo to get
the tickets. No, I think they she used Linda Lopez connection. Yeah,
I think they got relationships. She must have some juice, yeah, yeah,
But anyway, it was cool. I gave Guadeloupe a hugg
and a kiss. You know, it was nice. But I
met her. She came into our studio once. She was
very nice. Yes, she's a sweetheart. Didn't she go to

(24:19):
school with Danielle? Yeah? I think that were the same area.
But what she knows Linda and j Lo through Linda,
what happened after the Billie Joel concert is what I
wanted to tell you. And I don't know how I
should react to this. And what was your club were
you in? I'm not going to tell you the name
of it, because this is going to right, this is
gonna go downhill really quickly. I went my friend and

(24:42):
I went to a club, a bar, club, lounge, surprise,
and we waited and the guy up front and the
woman the door people recognized me for whatever reason, of
course they did. They brought us upstairs, they stamped us,
they gave us, they even brought us around the drinks beautiful.
We leave. We meet my buddy, Joe Loopo and his

(25:05):
girlfriend at the Soho House because he's got a he's
got a membership to Soho House, which is a block boy.
He does a block boy. So we go there and
he gets us in there and we're having drinks. Now
Joe Loopo and his girlfriend they're like, you know, Ken
and Barbie They're like, you know, Joe is buff six

(25:27):
with six, good looking guy, you know, in perfect shape, right, yeah,
Jay Loop. So we're we're Soho House. We're in the
roof for chilling, and then then all of a sudden,
the lights come on. He's like, you know what, I'm
not done yet, and my boy Jay was like, yeah,
I'm not done either. So he's like, why don't we
go back to that place that you guys were at
earlier before you met us and Joe concert. No, we

(25:51):
were at the we were at the Bougie Club before
we went to Bougie Club, Soho House, and now let's
walk down the street to Bougie Club. So my boy
and I had our stamps, we were stamped whatever. So
we go in. Now there's a whole different crew of
people out there, because now it's it's midnight one it's
one o'clock in the morning, and now the you don't
get the ten pm treatment at one am one am

(26:16):
treatment and personnel is completely different than ten pm. Right,
So now me and my boy go there and Jay
my boy j Yeah, and we show the stamps and
the guys, the bouncers let us right into the rope.
But They're like, wait, these two Barbie and Ken, they
don't have stamps and they're you know. So I'm like, oh,

(26:37):
I'm like, well, I'll just talk to the doorman when
he comes down. And you know, I know people, I
know ownership at this place. Let's we'll get us in.
This guy who had more SaaS than anything else, he goes, hey,
He's like, what can I do for you? This other
woman that was at the door recognized me. She was

(26:58):
a different woman, so I said, I said, Hi, I'm Mike.
We were here earlier and these are my two friends,
Joe Loopo and his girlfriend. Can we can they come in?
And he very snarkily says, oh, I'd like to trade
the two of you for the two of them. Actually,
that would be great. I mean if we could just

(27:19):
switch positions now, like meaning put me and my boy,
who already had spent money there earlier in the night
and already was stamped and all were already revetted were
for the good looking couple. He doubled and tripled down.
This dude had the balls. So as he said it
the second time, the woman went right up to his
ear and says, that's scary. Jones from Ze one hundred,

(27:42):
and he turns to me on the third time and
he shakes my hand and goes, oh, yeah, he doesn't
even look at me, he looks the other way. He goes, oh,
scary Joneson is the one hundred. And then he lets
all four of us in and we go upstairs. No problem,
you're suddenly no longer unattractive suddenly, but you know what,
go fuck yourself. I always said that that stick was

(28:04):
never in, but but it was almost quasi acceptable during
the during the bottle culture boom in the mid two thousands,
even in the like eighties, seventies and like Studio fifty
four and all these other clubs there was that there
was always the asshole door person right oh yeah, and

(28:24):
they had to be the douchebag. Now, it's one thing
if you want to have a restrictive door and you
don't want to let people in, you want to let
the hot people in. And listen, I get it. It's
New York City night life. Miami does it, Vegas does it.
They all do it. But there's a way to do
it and the way not to do it. This guy
was like hearkening back to the stick that they used
to do back then and today's culture. I think you know,

(28:47):
you put your phone up, you're recording that shit, you
put it on social you'll get canceled like like, And
I do think the current generation do not. They don't
stand for that crap. They really know who are the cancelers.
The cancelers would see you and go, yeah, at it,
you know, no offense. But now let me ask you
a question. The guy at the door, would he have

(29:07):
gotten in? Was he a good looking guy? Well, he's
just you know, he was a neck tattooed dude whatever,
you know, in a baseball hat, but half my age
and doesn't realize that I know, like thirty everybody in
New York City night life and you know what I'm saying, Like,
so I I actually, would you have written to the owners?
Would you have told them that the kind of place
you write a letter to? No? No, no. Would you have

(29:29):
emailed him, like, you know, by the way your boy
at the door was a dickhead? No, because that's his job.
They'd be like, oh good, yeah, but the way he's
the thing again, no, jake, the way he said it.
The point is I emailed and I got I got
a very nice response back really, whoa, what did you say?

(29:50):
What'd you get?

Speaker 5 (29:51):
What?

Speaker 2 (29:52):
I'm gonna read you the email? Okay he wrote or
they wrote that I wrote? And what they wrote back?
And you tell me they insinuated I was unattractive. No,
it's my picture. No no, no, no, no, no, I read.
I did, and I'm not looking for free dessert. I
just want he did not write that. No, I'm not
looking for free dessert.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
No.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
I just said, hey, I said, you're not reading the
letter here? Well, you want me to you don't. I
want you to read it. Yes, the slices want you
to read it. No, they don't. This is boring. Yes,
hold on, I'm checking. Okay, I just checked. I want
you to read it. As you know, I've been a
bit of support and promoting dining drinking at the empire
that you and your your partner have created over the years.

(30:30):
Your you're a well oiled machine these days. Whatever, La
la la, thanks for anyway. I told him the story
and I said and then after that, I said, you know,
I said I'd like to trade these two for the
couple outside the ropes. I think it was the most obnoxious,
sassy and demeaning comment, and your staff agreed with me

(30:51):
because people told me after that he's an acquired taste,
and other people said, yeah, he's not everyone's cup of tea.
I said, now that I've been told by several people
about this, I said, by the way, it's a summer
Friday night, your crowd is in the Hamptons, and your
rooftop was empty. But yet and they so, I said,
they had to put up panels to close the walls

(31:12):
and make it seem full. I'm like, this guy's not
a welcome face to your valuable brand. I know he's
been a long time doorman, but he's doing zero to
move you guys forward. Again, I don't want to out
the guy, and I don't want to out the place.
I'm just this is an example. No, this is an example,
that's all. It could be a lot of it could
be a lot of things, a lot of places. Anyway,
the guy act like an asshole to and this guy's

(31:32):
acting like an asshole to the few patrons that want
to come in and spend, especially since you had already
been there that night. Right. Well that's my point really,
but no one should be treated that way. He goes, Hey,
not the most funny email to wake up to want
to apologize on because this is the kind of class
that this guy has and his company has. He is not,
you know, I wanted to I apologize for the behavior.

(31:54):
I understand you've been a supporter for us all these years.
I'm sorry experience was not up to our usual standards.
Every day comes with it unique challenges in the nightlife business.
Wanted to make sure that you know that we take
these issues very seriously. We can and should do better.
I want to apologize for the fact that this happened.
Whatever doorman is usually kind and thoughtful, it was completely

(32:15):
out of his character. I'm sorry. How to deal with this?
So he wrote that back to me. I don't know
what he meant by I listen to me, It was
I'd like him to send you like some kind of
card that says you can get in any time. Now. Well, no,
I don't think i'll have this problem again there anyway,
I said. Look, I didn't mean to start your day
this way. I appreciate your kind response. You know, I
guess my true intent guy out, I can't. My true

(32:37):
intendent on dropping you the email is that it's more
of a heads up because you know, you never know
if you can be canceled with the click of a button.
You don't know, I'm still a huge fan. I'll always
swing through anytime i'm entertaining friends, I'll be you know,
pretty much saying you didn't lose me and you guys,
basically what they do is they you know, they've written
the book on hospitality, the way that they are too

(32:58):
their you know, yeah, I've seen they treat their staff
really well. Excellent, excellent company to work for. Well, I
don't know, Brody. After that, you know, they're like, you
know me, getting in is one thing. You excuse me,
you're implying, you're implying that you rest, we will be

(33:22):
right back. You're a dick. Oh but I got I
got crushed two other times in a similar fashion. But
I'll let you I'll tell you one other times. This this,
this is this is a dagger to the heart. This
is quick. This is quick. This is what happened to
me this week. This is I was with my boy Will.

(33:44):
We're having we're having dinner at Sushi Lounge, and we
were texting with our friends, and uh, word got out
up at City b Show that we were down at
Sushi lounge. So the bartender hits us up at the bar.
Him from from cityb Show hits us up. He's like, Yo,
if you're coming up here, I'm hungry, haven't eaten anything

(34:06):
old day? Can you get me a truffle at a Mommy?
Tell him it's with Sam the bartender. Not a problem, okay,
So I, uh, I order it. The bill comes, I
order it, and I said, yeah, can I also, by
the way, get a truffle out of Mommy to go
for Sam the bartender? And uh, She's like, oh are
you her dad? A dagger through my heart? Will lost

(34:34):
his shit, started texting the whole world. Oh my god.
This waitress just totally scary. So I said, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait a second, I said, you're old enough to be
dating her? No. Sam's like, get like thirty and stuff
and her thirties. And I'm like, wait a second. I said,
how old are you old enough to be her father? No?
I said how old do I boo? Logically? How old

(34:55):
do I look? I said, to be honest. She says, oh,
forty two. I said, oh forty two. I said, how
does that math add up? And she goes, I don't know.
Sam's Cuban and they start early. You could have had
I could have happened when I thought you a Cuban
and had sex and had been pregnant at twelve. My mother, Well, well, no,
that you that you got that you got someone pregnant

(35:16):
when you were twelve. Right, Well, now she's condemned the
whole island of people. Well that was that was actually
just a good save, right because she goes taking forty
two she was thinking sixty time, Man, do I really
look like that disheveled? No, now you look like sixty one. Anyway,
I figured I would add that to the end of

(35:38):
that last conversation. Wow, that's hilarious. I got crushed. Man,
it's not been a good week. It's been a good
week at the concerts. It's not. It has not been
a good week in uh in scary Jones, that's all right. Yeah,
So it sounds like you've met a bunch of people
that you get the bouncer, this woman, you have reason
to not like them, right, I mean, even if you
didn't get mad at this woman, but you have a

(36:00):
legitimate reason to like not like the guy.

Speaker 6 (36:02):
Right.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
But have you ever hated someone and they have no
idea you hate them, and it's for like the most
ridiculous reason. You don't know them, but you suddenly hate them. Yeah,
those moments. I give you an example. You're you're you're
getting off a parkway or right, and then someone cuts
in at the last minute. You don't know them, You're like,
I fucking hate that guy. He cut me off. I
hate him. Right, Yeah, this happened at the Tailor Swift concert. Right.

(36:26):
It took me an hour and a half to drive
out of the parking lot at the Tailor Swift concert
an hour and a half, and there was a lot
of chiseling and cutting off and chiseling and merging, and
no one knows how to zipper anymore. No one knows.
It's like left hard, left car, right car. Oh the
traffic zipper. Hold on, it's your story. We're going back.
So there are lots of people I hated, but let

(36:47):
me tell you this that these new people I hate.
And it's like you don't really hate them, but you're like, oh,
I hate the woman. So I go to physical therapy.
I've been having a problem. I injured my knee. Not
a big deal. I have to go work out my knee.
A couple of it three days a week for a
little while to get it loosened up again. So the
physical therapy place I go to is located on the
third floor, and the elevator is slow as shit, all right,

(37:11):
as much as my knee hurts, I almost want to
walk up the stairs, that's how slow the elevator is. Right, So,
whenever I come out of physical therapy, the elevator is
always on the ground floor right, so it goes ground
two three. Those are the three floors in the building.
There's no fourth floor, and right across in the elevator
is a bathroom. Every day I come out of PT,

(37:35):
I push the button on the elevator because it's two
floors down. I go into the bathroom at a casual pace.
I wash my get my soap, wash my hands, pay
per towel, draw my hands, and I walk off the
elevator and boom, the doors are open and I walk
right in. I got it down with science right. One day,
I'm in there the bathroom my physical therapist and he says, hey,

(37:55):
how's it going. I said, good, you're in my way.
You're gonna mis cost me. The elevator's were talking about
as it opened the door. He opens the bathroom door.
The elevated door opens. I walk ready. He's like, oh
my god, you have it down with science. Right today,
I come out of physical therapy. H you called me
during physical therapy today, right, right, Okay, I come out
of physical therapy. Elevators on the ground floor. I hit

(38:17):
G I walk into the bathroom, get a little soap,
wash my hands, paper towels. I come out and there's
a woman in a pink dress who's in the elevator.
I'm pushing the door closed button and I go no,
and the door closes. Now I have to wait for
the slow elevator to go all the way down and
do ground floor, wait till it resets, and hope no

(38:39):
one gets back on. But someone got back on and
it stopped it at the Sabbath elevator, the one that
stops at every floor. Right. Yeah, so I I lost.
I don't know five five, six minutes. Right. I hate
that woman. I don't know her, but I hate that woman. Right,
and now all you write, yeah, I hate that next
time I see her. She didn't do anything wrong, she
doesn't know anything wrong in her. She got on the

(39:00):
elevator and she pushed a button and she went home,
has no idea. I fucking hate her, and I'm gonna
give her a dirty look when I see her, even
though she has no clue what she did, and in
the grand scheme of things, she didn't do anything wrong.
But I hate her. Do you understand what I'm saying. I
totally get it. It makes all the sense of the
world hate her. I'm picturing her right now. I hate her,

(39:22):
and she's probably home with her family. I had a
nice unbeknownst to her. She's just living her life. But
you hate heright, So so why does she live rent
free in your head? Because she cost me my perfect
timing elevator because she came out. Another thing is there's
nothing you can do. First of all, you're talking about
a past event. You're talking about something that really didn't

(39:43):
affect you financially or for your health other than the
fact that you're getting all wound up over it, and
it didn't cost you any of that. And yet there's
nothing you could do about it, and she has no clue.
You're upset with her. So that's where my mind tells
me to just move on. In the situation, it's like
one of those traffic moments. You're angry for that minute

(40:03):
and then you're like who cares, and you just let
it go, Let it go? How about this go? How
about this? Over the weekend, I'm in the supermarket and
one of the things on my shopping list was the Cheddar.
The white Cheddar, I think it's white Cheddar comes in
an orange bag of smart Pop popcorn. Okay, yeah. I
go down the aisle in the chip pile, and a

(40:25):
woman there happens to be I don't know, twenty feet
ahead of me. She's over by the chip pile, over
by the smart Pop. She grabs a bag of white
Cheddar popcorn. Yep, the same. I'm going again, but god,
that woman has excellent tasted popcorn. I walk over to
the smart pop section. I guess what the l she
took the last one?

Speaker 7 (40:43):
I hate her?

Speaker 2 (40:44):
I hate her? Why do you hate her? She again?
But once again, she didn't do anything. That's the other thing.
She didn't do anything. Spitefully. Now, I have a right
to be angry at the door guy because the elephant
was a lady. He was a belligerate prick yep, yep, Okay, slices,

(41:08):
here's what I need you to do. I need you
to leave us to talk back. Go to the iHeartRadio app,
hit the little microphone button and tell us about the
person who didn't do anything wrong, but why you hate
them because they fucked you up and they don't even
realize it. I gotta let's talk about You had mentioned

(41:28):
earlier that you got you got a brody experience at
the Billy Joel concert. Yeah, well, I mean I told
you what what that was. It was very that was experience.
It was definitely very broad ships on your good time. Yeah,
you're like, what what right? But but brody has become
uh a verb become an adjective. You you mean an adverb? No,

(41:54):
an adverb is like quickly slowly, So you got brodied
someone tries to brod a verb. To brody someone is
a verb, and brodied it is a verb. Right, I
know it's a verb, but please with the grammar. Hello,
So go ahead anyway, So you know, like if you
get free dessert, you're like, oh, I pulled a brodigg
a free dessert, right, Well, some of you guys have

(42:18):
will remember if you listen. In order to all of
our episodes, we've talked about our good friend Elliott, who
used to be co host with our morning show. It
used to be Elvis and Elliott and the is the
Morning Zoo. In fact, Elliott's the guy who brought me
onto the morning show initially, and then I worked for
his show and Elvis the show at the same time.
And I, god, I've known Elliott now as long as
I've known you twenty five years, right, So one of

(42:40):
the slices hit me up and said, oh my god,
Elliott mentioned you and used your name as a verb.
You got to listen to this clip. That's how you
know you've made it. So it's Elliott and Diane, his
co host, and Tyler, who's the third Mike producer of
the show. He's the younger sound of guy in here
says younger he is, but I don't think he sounds young.

(43:01):
Her wife shouldn't said that. He's the other guy, right,
he's not the host. She'll hear Elliott and so at
some point you can hear him say, oh, what do
you call that? Now when he says that, Elliott explains
what he calls it. But that's a clue to me
that Elliott has used this term before. Yes, that Tyler
was aware of it to say, what is it that
you call when someone? Okay, right, so here's what happened.
The audio don't play yet. Okay. This is a clip

(43:23):
from Elliot in the Morning. He works at DC one
oh one in Washington, d C. It's a rock station,
a fantastic rock station. And they're talking about Tyler's bad
experience with a pizza delivery person. And he's talking about
how after he paid the woman, she opened the screen
door again to start talking about something else. He was
upset by it, and Elliott was upset for him, and

(43:46):
then he talks about that. He talks about what he
wants to do now that he's upset, and I want
to do what Elliott what Elliott says, here we go.

Speaker 6 (43:52):
Her own safety. She shouldn't do that. I'm being serious
about that part of it. You should also tell him
like she's part of some wackadoo things can I get?
And also can get like a free pie? Hey for
my inconvenience. I got exactly what you would ask you
got me lovers, Yes, I skim.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
What do you call that large? What do you call that? Brody?
In a situation? You're brodying the situation.

Speaker 6 (44:17):
I should get to because I was so shaken up,
I couldn't eat the first one mine.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
That's great, says that that should brody the situation and
ask for a second pie because he's so said he
wasn't able to eat the first one amazing, which is
very brodious. So I'm glad that I'm also living on
in Washington, d C. And in Atlanta and all the
other places that uh, that Elliott is on the air.
So love the Elliott. Thanks thanks for shutting out, But

(44:48):
I want to get that in fifth and I tweeted
it too. I tweeted it out and I put it
on Instagram story. It got worse. It got worse for me,
by the way, Remember I told you there was two stories.
Here comes strike three of me. Oh yeah, I was
at an event the other night with some friends. No,
you don't say one of the odds. You were an

(45:09):
event and this woman comes up to me and she's like,
oh my god, you're scary Jones. I said, yeah, my
grandma loves you, not even my mother, my grandma. So
I'm like, no, get out of here. She goes, no, no, No.
Her name is low It's to you at your age.
Her name is Lois. I swear to god. She pulls

(45:29):
out a picture of Lois. She looks like Betty White. Lois.
I love you, Lois, thank you. But oh my god,
it just gets worse. How old am I? Oh my god?
You could be her husband? Well? Is she Sam's grandmother? No,
it's your Sam's father, of course. Jeez. Anyway, so we

(45:52):
have a couple of things, and we want to play
this sound here and then talk about the traffic. Ziper, yep.
Cong you had said congratulations earlier. We want to congratulate
our boy Mo Bounce from getting back into radio. Mo
Bounce used to work with us at Z one hundred.
He's a rat. That's not the beginning of the story.

(46:15):
Not the beginning of the story. Mo Bounce's oldest sister
used to work with me at Red Robin in Brooklyn
when I was a manager. His sister was a waitress
and occasionally her little little brother would come in, Little
Mo Yeah would come in. I was just cutting to
the chase. We don't care about our sister. But I'm

(46:35):
just saying, I know, I know which for MOS funds
even one hundred. He left during the pandemic to do nursing.
He went to completely, went to school. Left, he went
to school for it. He he's been like he's done
everything in nursing now uh and mastered it. Left radio
completely and here was three years later and now he

(46:57):
is back in radio. Starts Monday on a country station
in Tampa doing after from Brooklyn. Broke from Brooklyn. Now
on a country Quinn. Yeah, now he's in a country
were happy fan Tampa doing country so quick. Congratulations. We
don't care about his life story. I don't care about
Let's talk about the day he was born. Let's talk

(47:18):
about well, you know what it was a it was
a cold day in November, right anyway, very happened from
more bounds. And now I wanted to congrat we have
someone else to congratulate. Scary last episode. Oh, we didn't
address last episode, but last episode two fifty eight. We
gave away tickets to see uh, Sorry for Your Loss YEP,
which is an off Broadway show. We gave those tickets.

(47:39):
If someone's calling you, I'm calling Garrett. Oh and so congratulations,
we said to be the tenth person to dm us.
Congratulations to Janet Torres, who won the tickets. Huge slice. Uh,
and she's very excited and she's going to go see
the show, I think this week, so hopefully we'll get
a nice review from Harf. We haven't gotten to talk
back from her already, So congratulations in case you're wondering
who won. And for those of you who gave us

(48:01):
a d M four days later, uh, you were a
little late. Sorry. I'd like to apologize that we did
not have a new episode last week. Yes, let's explain.
May So we were going to record on Tuesday or Wednesday,
and we couldn't. Scary for some reason, couldn't record on Wednesday.
Is that correct? That's right? Uh? And because Scary couldn't

(48:21):
record on Wednesday, I had a minor medical procedure that
had to be performed on Thursday, and because of that,
I wasn't physically able to record. I had a little
thing and a thing, and I couldn't record Thursday Friday,
and I wasn't feeling well. I'm fine now everyone, but
thank you. So because Scary, it's Scary's fault, because it's
my friends day. Well, let me way, I scheduled my

(48:44):
procedure on Thursday. What did you have to do on Wednesday? Well, Wednesday,
an old friend of ours who used to be on
the Elvis Durant Morning Show. John Bell, who's now yes
eight years old, I was being honored legend in radio
being was being on at an event where he's retiring
from a there's a school that does a substance abuse

(49:06):
program for the kids and they you know, they teach
them about, you know, the perils of drugs and all that.
So anyway, so John has been with them for several
years past his retirement. He retired back in twenty ten.
He left the morning show, the Elvester Ran Show, so
he's been doing that all these years. So Danielle and
I from the Big Show decided to go surprise him

(49:29):
as he was being honored, and it happened to be
a great night. Man the guy at eighty eight years old,
sharpest attack made it an Elean looks fantastic. He looks
amazing like he did the ten years ago. Easily check
my social you'll see thirteen years ago around and he
basically spoke off the cuff, didn't have any words prepared
because they didn't know, he didn't know he was being honored,

(49:49):
and spoke for like ten minutes, and god, man, I
was just so impressed and so happy to see him.
And then after I came home, he messaged me what
a kind gesture that was for me to show up,
and he really was. You know, it was nice. He
said said some heartfelt things that I've never really heard
anyone say about, you know, me and the industry. You know,
I've been here twenty eight years and you know, but

(50:10):
he's been there since, like who was there in eighty three?
So and he was in radio long before, long before.
Oh my god. Yeah. So anyway, so it was great
to catch up with him. We've got a lot of
response on social I was like, oh my god, I
was wonder what happened to John Bell. Well, that's that's hill.
He's still doing well. So there was that, and then
that was a congratulations And while we were patting our
own backs, I was featured on the cover of two,

(50:32):
not one, but two magazines that yes, your left side
was on the cover of one and your right side
was on the other side. You're a dick. It's called
City Lifestyle Magazine. There are about one hundred and fifty
editions around the country physical magazines, but I was on
the cover of the Morris County one, New Jersey and
the Chatham Short Hills version of it, and oh that's
the more expensive one. Yeah, and Brody, You're welcome. You're welcome.

(50:57):
In this article that they did on me and this
wonderful pictorial of some pictures over the years that I've taken,
they mentioned me. They I sure did. I mentioned the podcast.
I gave you a shout out, and they also didn't
act at David Brody. So now it got released digitally,
so anyone can see it. It's online, it's going I

(51:17):
posted it. I posted. It's in my feed and you'll
see the picture. It's in Facebook, it's on my Twitter,
It's on my Instagram. It's everywhere, and the snapchat and
you TikTok. It's on my snipchat, Snapchat, it's on your
Grinder account hasn't made it to a grinder yet, and
so is it on your hot looking Grandpa's page gifts

(51:38):
Gifts Grandpa's I'd like to fuck Grilf's career. You know what,
you're the worst. But yeah, so anyway, check it out.
There's an article about how I got my start, and
then if you want, if you care, I mean, but
the surprise was I was put on the cover of
these magazines. They didn't tell me I was going to
be on the cover. So that's kind of cool. I

(51:58):
have heard. Can ask you a very important question. Yeah,
when the sassy bouncer wouldn't let you in the club,
did you did you make up the story about the woman?
And you pulled out a copy of the magazine. You're like,
do you know? I you know I have the cover
of Morrisdown magazine Marchdown City Lifestyle. Bitch? Did you put
that in the letter to the club owner? So I

(52:19):
don't want to cause a stink, but I'm on the
cover of Chatham and Short Hills magazine, bitch, bitch. Yeah,
So while we were in our uh jerking each other
off mode, I should have I don't have to thank
you for you Brodie. Would there is anything special going on? Huh? Okay,
oh uh. I will tell you that I fortunately chlorinated

(52:40):
my pool yesterday. Hey, so the brown the brown dirt
in the air did not ruin my pool. No, the
second part of the vedas was going to be. So
it's ready for you to show up scary in your bathing. Ghit.
You could have come today and choked while you were
standing around the pool. It was it was unusable what
are these things? I can't go out there. One of

(53:01):
these days, I'm going to get an invite to your pool.
You know what. I thought about it, and I just
think you'll be disappointed. I just feel like there's no
bottle service, there's no uh, you know, linen robes for
you to slip into. Yeah, it doesn't have it doesn't
have the little tiki bar with the DJ, doesn't have
any of that. It just has a nice deck around
the pool. It's in ground. You know, it's heated. I

(53:22):
just don't think it's up to your standards. Yeah, okay,
the hot tub is nice. You know, I think you'd
like the hot tub, but I think's rain it when
you're done, So you're something else, I'll say, you really are.
But anyway, all right, we'll leave that there. Should we
do some talkbacks we have? Why do we play my sound?
We gotta take a break after that. So yeah, all right, fine,

(53:43):
let's do that. What do we got here? Oh? We
got about a lot of clips, A lot. I sent
you like four, we got six. Well, give me the
name of one of them, all right, This one is
the Keith Nice Day. Oh okay, So when you're on
the radio, you're promoting your radio station, right.

Speaker 8 (54:02):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
If you're like, oh, hey, it's Elvis Dran from ZE
one hundred, you wouldn't say, like, boy, there's other radio
stations that other listen do than this one. You wouldn't
say that. Never. Right. If you at a restaurant, you're
the manager, you come over to the table, you wouldn't go,
excuse me, enjoying your food because there's other restaurants up
the block that are much better. Right. Yeah? So you
know I love Keith Hernandez. He's a hall he's a
future Hall of Fame baseball player, I believe, legendary Mets player,

(54:25):
and he's a legendary Mets announcer. But sometimes he says
stuff he shouldn't say. So in this clip you're gonna
play here, they're talking about what a beautiful day it
is out in City Field, and then he says something
he shouldn't have said, and then it's almost like somebody
elbowed him, and then he says completely opposite what he
should have said. So they play the clip and I'll
we'll play twice. I love it, but I rather spend

(54:49):
it with the ut.

Speaker 9 (54:51):
Well, if I can think of better places to be,
but it's gonna be nice East twenty you get there tonight, right.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
I just love it. I love daggame.

Speaker 9 (54:59):
Do you know that?

Speaker 2 (54:59):
I asked?

Speaker 9 (55:00):
I love being at the ballpark, not day. It just
makes me in a good mood. And then it has
a positive effect on my broadcast.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
Okay, so is that loud enough for you?

Speaker 9 (55:12):
Like?

Speaker 2 (55:12):
Can you make it louder? Hey? Gee, hold on, hold on,
pous it for a second? Okay, pause it so so
I'm gonna play it again. What he says is it's
a beautiful day. And then Gary, his co co announcer, says,
I can't think of anybody I'd rather spend the day
with Keith, And Keith says I could think of some
places I'd rather be than here. Oh and then and
then and then there's like some talking, and he goes, oh,

(55:35):
but you know I love dating. He saved him, He
saved himself, saved himself. I think he got elbowing. I
love it, but I'd rather spend it with you. Keith. Well,
here it is.

Speaker 9 (55:45):
I can think of better places to be, but it's
gonna be nice East when he.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
Gets there tonight, right, he gets out of love.

Speaker 9 (55:52):
I love dagging do you know that as love being
at the ballpark?

Speaker 2 (55:55):
Not day he saved himself? Love it? Yeah, he says
on television, I could think of some better places that
rather way they go for the three p's. Oh okay.
So there's a there's a commercial that runs It's for
It's for Life insurance company, and this guy, his name
is Jonathan. He's like, I'm Jonathan from I don't know,
American Fan whatever it is. And he's in all the

(56:16):
commercials and people always stop him whever he is, Hey,
aren't you Jonathan? Hey, aren't you that guy from the
nine ninety nine plan? But you know how Jerry Seinfeld talks,
do an impression in Jerry Seinfeld with yeah, that right,
and he goes, who are these people? Right? These people?
What's the deal that you driveway and drive little parkway? Right?

(56:40):
So the thing about Jerry Seinfeld is people say, like
he always accents the word you wouldn't You might say
who are these people? You might say who are these people?
But nobody else says who are these people? Listen to
this woman in this commercial and tell me who she
sounds like.

Speaker 10 (56:52):
He's fifty five and looking to buy life insurance on
a fixed budget.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
Remember the three p's. What are the three p's, What
are the three pass that's totally going after She's got
the very side felt inflection for sure. That's funny idea. Okay,
we have herbal essences. Okay, this is a major commercial
from a major company. I posted this clip part of

(57:17):
the commercial, and everyone on my Facebook page immediately heard
the mistake. You might not, you might think I'm being
a douche, but they made a grammatical error in this commercial.
That's a national commercial. Play the clip.

Speaker 5 (57:27):
When it comes to your hair ingredients matter, that's wireble lessons,
This patch naturally derived planning ingredients you love and.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
None of the stuff you don't.

Speaker 5 (57:39):
Our soul Fate Free Collections smell incredible.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
Okay'd you get it? Soul Fate Fate Free collection sredible?
She said, collections smell or no, that's what she said.
But well it should be collection smells. She said, No,
play it again the second part if you can. She said,
Our collections smell terrific. Our collection is like seventeen seconds.

Speaker 5 (58:08):
Ingredients sorry, ingredients you love, oh yeah, and none of
the stuff you don't. Yeah, Our soul Fate Free Collections
smell incredible.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
The collections smell. That's correct, she said collection. No, she
said collection collection. No, she says, our collections. I think
I think you're losing your hearing. Old man, old man, Nope.
I played and everyone else heard the same thing. Collections
collection question Nope, Yeah, our.

Speaker 5 (58:43):
Soul Fate Free Collections.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
She said, collections. Dude, she said collection. Nope, she says collections.
She said collection collections. Listen, Hey, if you've got earbuds in,
crank it up really loud. Listen.

Speaker 5 (58:58):
Our soul Fate Free Collection smell incredible.

Speaker 2 (59:01):
Hold on, hold on nope, she says collection smell. She
does not. It's no. She says collections. Hold on, collection nope,
she says collections Fate free Collections smell no. And the

(59:22):
two says. The two essays are separated by by a
blank by. The two says, she took a breath. Soul
Fate Free Collections smell incredible. No, she says, Our soul
Fate Faith Free Collection smell incredible. Are we on the
same planet? I feel like Twilight Zone. I feel like
I'm the Twilight Zone right now. You're hearing ship. You're

(59:42):
picking a fight now for no, it says collections. Brodie,
I know what I'm hearing slices. I'm not. I'm not hallucinating, right,
I put on I put it on close captioning. Also,
it also said collection, collections, listen.

Speaker 5 (01:00:03):
Our soul Fate Free collection.

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
See I stopped it right there. Nope, collections, she said,
you're hearing the music in the background.

Speaker 5 (01:00:13):
Fate Free collection.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
Smell incredible, she says collection. No, she doesn't. He does
not say collections smell. She says collection. I could never
because she thinks collection is plural. But collection is one thing,
but collections plural and smell is proper. And then she

(01:00:35):
that's how she said it. Now, now all right, we'll
post the audio. People can listen to it. The glasses
on Jimmy Fallon. Oh okay, so Jimmy Fallon did before
the writer strike, they did a sketch where they were
I don't know it was so whatever reason they would
do a flashback sketch. And the guy what two thousand
and eight? Yeah, the guy is wearing glasses that say

(01:00:57):
two thousand and eight. Now when would you wear glass?

Speaker 4 (01:01:00):
Is?

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
What year? Is it? On New Year's Eve? If you're
wearing two thousand eight class two thousand and seven, that's
why I play the clip. They're pretty easy to make.

Speaker 9 (01:01:07):
I just be dazzled A leftover pair of glasses from
New Year's Eve two thousand and eight.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
Nope, he's wearing glasses from two thousand and seven. Listen,
okay once again? Once again? Yeah? Did he say collections?

Speaker 4 (01:01:23):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
Two thousand and seven, New Year's Eve two thousand and eight.
Some people, I hate to say it, even though it's wrong. No,
even though it's wrong to say it. You could be
talking about two thousand and eight, the coming year, because
you say, oh, it's New Year's Eve two thousand and eight,
because it's moving into two thousand and eight, So some

(01:01:45):
people would leave. Some people would say New Year's New
Year's Eve two thousand and eight because on that night
we celebrated with the bringing in two thousand and eight.
It's arguable forty first December thirty first New Year's Eve
six months from now? What year is it? Well, it'll
be twenty twenty three, but thank you. But I could say,

(01:02:07):
where you guys going? Where are you guys going for
New Year's twenty twenty four? New Year's Eve? To ring
in twenty twenty four? On New Year's Eve, bring in
twenty four. But that night has two parts, the before
and the after, the year before the years year's You know,
once again you're nitpicking for no reason. Shut up? What's next? Club?

Speaker 4 (01:02:26):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
Hypocritical, hypocritical, hypocritical, it's a problem with that work. Critical
means hold on. Hypocritical. Hypocritical is when you say something
you shouldn't do and you do it anyway, right right,
they play what this person said, and I'll explain what
they think they said.

Speaker 5 (01:02:42):
Republicans raised the dead ceiling three times under President Donald Trump,
and you know, so they it looks very you know,
the hippocritical.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
Hipocritical is what the doctors the hypocritical. All right, maybe
she missed crowd, I hate you, all right, that's all
we got for the sound and wet butocratical. Yeah, we
got to take a break, right all right? You you
you know how to piss me off. Are we taking
a break? Are we're taking a breaks? Are we taking
a break? Why are we taking.

Speaker 7 (01:03:21):
Past?

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
Oh? My god? You know, we have a list of talkbacks,
but a lot of unfinished business here because this is
going to take a while to do, and we're kind
of coming towards the end of what we need to do.
I didn't tell you about ancient aliens. We'll see that
for next week at maybe we'll get Garrett on and
talk about the merging into the traffic zipper and how
he got me in trouble with my daughter twofold. We're

(01:03:46):
both pissed at Garrett and he doesn't know why. And
he didn't do anything wrong. Well, he did something wrong
with you. And this this could be brief. We'll talk
about this really quickly, this this bike lane thing. Well,
actually this is going to cause a big stir of
who's right and who's wrong. We don't have this kind
of real estate. Let's play some tax So do we
have time to congratulate somebody we always do? Okay? Didn

(01:04:09):
I want to congratulate one of my all time favorite
former interns. You love her, also scary Ricky with an
E at the end, Ricky Sanchez. Oh what did Ricky accomplish? Well,
Ricky did amazing things with the Elvistrand morning shows. An intern,
and I recommended Ricky for a couple of different jobs,
and one of them she got. I don't think she
needed my help, but she was. She worked for Zak

(01:04:29):
Sang in the gang and I recommended her for a
job in Columbus. We're Gonda used to work and she
was a number two finalists. Anyway, she got a job
working in Tennessee six eight months ago. Tennessee, Tennessee, Tennessee.
Oh G, Tennessee. Remember that cartoon h G. Tennethee, No,
the Walrus Tennessee Tuxedo. Can google it. You'll be like,

(01:04:51):
oh my god, Brodie sounds just like him. Oh my god,
Brodie sound like a grandpa with these references for nineteen
sixty two. You know what, you know, the Beatles are scary? Yeah, okay,
so I know cartoons from the same era as the Beatles.
The Beatles are, I know, history, the Beatles a little
less obscure than people know. Tennessee Tuxedo was everybody knows anyway.
Oh yeah, My point is Ricky got a job on

(01:05:12):
a legendary right now, Okay, yes, a legendary radio show,
The Woody and Jim Show, Right, That's the show she
worked on. And she was a third mic, like you know,
she did the news and entertainment reports. You know, she
was the I hate to say the girl on the show,
but she was the female voice. And these two guys, well,
and a producer. So there's four people. Well, like two

(01:05:33):
weeks ago, you know, I'm watching Ricky. She's doing great
stuff on social media. She's fitting in. They love her.
I'm so proud of her to be a co host
on a morning show in a great city like Tennessee. Well,
the company let Woody and Jim go. I think, right,
whatever the case, Woody and Jim are no longer on
the show. You know who show it is now it's
Ricky show. No way, Yeah, they're like they got rid

(01:05:56):
of the two legendary guys and it's now Ricky and
the producer. That's it. That's the sho show. I'm looking
at your face. Scary, scary and shock. Are you serious?
Like my intern has her own show. Yes, by the way,
I say congratulations, but say congratulations, but you wow, to
just throw away legends like that, I just well, I

(01:06:17):
hear it happens in radio. I fear for my home
safety when I start hearing ship like that go down.
But okay, yeah, yeah, congratulations Ricky. Anyway, Well all right, point,
I'm really happy. Imagine God forbid a company decided like hey, Elvis,
Danielle and Gandhi, we don't need you anymore? Uh, scary

(01:06:38):
and Garrett's your show.

Speaker 5 (01:06:39):
Go.

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
That's basically we can get passed over. We get passed
over to the next generation, guaranteed over the case, but
we Ricky Ricky former intern, fantastic and she's doing really well.
But like one day she's a little little clost next
day it's your show. Yeah, all right, So that said,
let's play some talk back. So okay, let's yes, congratulations Ricky,

(01:07:00):
we love you. Wow. I'm just I'm in shock. But
it's a happy shock because I just that's a major stun.
I didn't know. You didn't know. Now it's a major
move by the company to give her the reins. That's great.
Now she gets to write write her own chapter. Ah.
So this is from episode two fifty five to talk back.
If you listen to the iHeartRadio app, you can click

(01:07:20):
on the microphone and tell us what you're thinking at
that time. Let's see what this is, hey, Roney.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
AND's scary. Jamie from Queen's Here Brody talking about people
replying to posts when they didn't need to reminds me
of something I see in online gaming all the time.
People will say you don't care to someone like when
they say they don't accept friend requests or whatever. Well,
clearly the person cares because they took the time out

(01:07:48):
to type that they don't care. If they truly didn't care,
they would have just ignored what was said.

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
Very true. Thank you Jams. Yeah, very nice observation. Thank
you Jamie from Queens. Brody is scary Scary Brody it
dees from Connecticut.

Speaker 11 (01:08:01):
Listen.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
This is in reference to the Life Savers woman at
the graduation for poor Brody's daughter. Listen, I say, even
the score man. If that was me, Brody, I think
I would have just got stood right in front of
that lady as soon as she took out that phone,
turn around, and just been like, oops, bitch, get out
of the way. I can't stand people. They are so
indignant and disrespectful. Fuck deal.

Speaker 11 (01:08:24):
Sorry, I happen to see Brody.

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
Thank you Dez again. Similar situation at the Billie Joel concert,
except that lasted two and a half hours and I
paid a lot of money for those tickets. Well lasted seconds.
I paid a lot of money for my daughter's education.
That's true, sorr.

Speaker 11 (01:08:41):
Hey, Brody and Scary Jacob here just finished two fifty eight.
You guys have started bringing up cool conversations again.

Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
Yeah, I was curious.

Speaker 11 (01:08:52):
Is there a deeper reason why Brody won't let Scary?

Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
It's just an answer, Brody. I want my stake deacetious.

Speaker 11 (01:09:02):
And if you guys have gone into a deeper detail,
when did you do that so I can go.

Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
Back and know? No, because there is no deeper detail.
It's it's really as plain as you guys. Have you
guys seen screwed out of shirt? He's very Italian hairy.
I don't know if I want that in my pool.
I need long, long black hairs and gray hairs floating
in my pool.

Speaker 4 (01:09:23):
Brody and Scary. I say Brody first because I love
your rants, but I still love you Scary. Don't get
offended from Bedford Virginia and regard episode two fifty five
when you were talking about your friend, I would totally
think that they banged. But my us is that I

(01:09:43):
need my attitude adjusted, so that's when it's time for
some d.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
She won't wait. Wait. I was in reference to what
I said someone on the phone I was talking to, Well,
I wasn't sure it was involved in sexually in a
relation ship anymore, And they told me Oh we went.
I tiptoed to the tulips this weekend with my my
significant other and I was like, oh, thinking they had sex,
and no, they actually went to a tulip farm. Oh
all I heard from that likes to say she needs

(01:10:13):
an attitude adjustment when she needs her D. Yeah, that's
all I heard it. All I heard was she needs
some D. That's it. Yeah, that's what that's I figured that.

Speaker 8 (01:10:21):
Jo Brody, Scary Scary Brody listening to episode two fifty
eight about Scary talking about looking at his photos on
his phone.

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
Couldn't help.

Speaker 8 (01:10:30):
But notice both of you quoting some Lisa Lisa and
the Cult Jam, one of my favorite eighties and nineties
freestyle bands of all time. Keep doing what you're doing,
fellas love y'all, this is Burne down in Atlanta.

Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
Was singing? Were we singing? I quoted Lisa Lisa Cult Jam,
who I was a big fan of in the eighties.
What was the line? I don't remember. It wasn't cool?
It now was cool?

Speaker 4 (01:10:53):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
Is the new edition? Was it edition? Was it lost
in emotion? Or I will maybe? I wonder if I
take you home? I was lost in emotion, like I'm
lost in my photos. I think I went lost in
your photo something like that, or I wonder if I
take you home? Or can you feel the beat within
my heart? Can you feel the Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:11:10):
He Bascus and Brody in regards to your conversation with
your friend about walking through the tulips. Yes, men can
make anything a sex innuendo. Like, hey, Scary, you know
what I did this weekend?

Speaker 10 (01:11:23):
Me and my wife did laundry, and you know what
I wanted to splurge. I bought the good detergent. We
went all out. We did four loads, spend all day
doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
You got cut off. He's right, No, it's right. Anything
can be sexual. By the way, it's my wife and
not anyway. Go on, Oh man, we lost the lunch
of them. That's it. No. Yeah, yeah, because we haven't
checked this in a while, and I gotta find out
how to get old ones that we haven't listened to.
We're being raw dear.

Speaker 7 (01:12:01):
Yeah, hey Brooklyn boys listening to episode two forty seven.
And I noticed this a couple other times as well,
And Scary says you screenshot it a picture of the wristband.

Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
Yeah, screenshot, isn't it Just take a picture of I's
not wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:12:19):
No.

Speaker 7 (01:12:19):
When I think screenshot, I think of screenshotting what's on
the phone, like a text message chain or picture.

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
There do you hope the good word? Guys love listen
to you while I work nice. I don't know if
the wristbands scary. Your video is frozen. By the way, scar,
I'm looking at you with a frozen it's not. I'm
just sitting still froze of your mouthful, but like you're
going to do? How's that? If you? If you, if

(01:12:46):
you screenshot on your phone, you're you're you're you're taking
a picture of whatever's on your screen. So I don't
I don't know what you were talking about. But was
I was I screened? Did I screenshot? No? I screen
You're talking about a bracelet, a wristband? Right, He's right,
He's right. I took a picture of it. Oh, then
you you did use the wrong term. I did use
the R. I misspoke. And by the way, just a reminder,

(01:13:07):
it's texted. The past tensive to text is texted. If
you sent a talk back previously and you didn't hear
Arri's computer loss, that is one point on my computer.
It's the limitations of the iHeartRadio podcast tracker with the
I don't like you bad mouth in the company. No,
I'm not badmouthing. I'm just that's you know. You know,

(01:13:30):
that's an interesting point. If you state fact, if you're
just saying something that is factual, you can't rip me.
You could disagree with the fact, you could disagree, you
could be you can't die it's actual. You just okay,
I'll give you a quick a quick one here. The
other morning, Gandhi from our Big Show was ordering breakfast

(01:13:54):
at a place called, uh whatever. It was some Nashville
chicken place, Hot Chicken, and I wanted to go google it,
and I'm like, I said, ooh, I'm like, it's a
two point three in Google ratings. She's like, what do
you have to shit all over my food for what
you have to And I'm like, I'm not, I'm stating fact.
All I'm doing was I was telling you it's a

(01:14:15):
two point three. She didn't ask you for he it
doesn't matter, but a two point three does two point three.
I was kind of warning her, you know whatever, but
so it put people do this in everyday life. That's
just like you want her from there? She did? She did.
She like it she liked the food. Okay, she didn't
liked it. But my larger issue here is I take

(01:14:37):
exception that, especially when you're trying to educate people with facts,
with things that are out there right, and then the
next thing you know, you're hearing them yell at you,
like as if like you're arguing them or debating them
on something that's I don't know. I mean, it happens
in everyday conversation with a lot of stuff I don't

(01:14:57):
want to. So you're saying that you secretly hate her,
and she didn't do it. She dies wrong. Oh, she
like she was judging. She was thinking that I was
like passing judgment on her food. What I'm just all
I'm doing is reading her reading what it is, reading
what the rating? Gary scary is leaving a talk back
later today? Uh, scary and Brody scary and Brody. Yeah,
this is scary. I have a coworker who doesn't like

(01:15:18):
when I tell her that the food that she's about
to order sucks, and I hate her for it, and
she doesn't realize I hate her. They'll leave that talk
back because I will. Speaking of speaking of review is
real quick before we leave, I told you about the
place I went to have my tire fixed, and the
guy said to me, don't worry, I'm not going to
charge you for the for the flat fix. Yes, just
leave me a good Google review. Yes you did. A

(01:15:40):
good Google review could be worth hundreds and thousands of dollars.
I saw this to a business because you might bring
their average up. You might so every time to get
a positive Google review, it's valuable to them. So you
can leverage that by leaving a good Google review in
front of the business owner as long as you get reimbursed.

(01:16:03):
First of all, you can't trust good Google reviews anymore
because I'm telling you that they're bribing customers. People are
bribing customers. I had some work done on my car again,
and the guy said to me, if you leave me
a good Google review, ah, I won't charge you for
blah blah blah, and I'll take off the tax and

(01:16:23):
blah blah blah blah blah. So I said, yeah, he goes,
we got to do it right here in front of
me so I can see it. So I did it
in front of them, and I saved like a lot
of money. So there's a value up to people when
they go, oh, don't forget to leave a good Google review. Really,
what am I getting for it?

Speaker 4 (01:16:41):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
I should leave a good Google review if the person's good, right,
and you shouldn't leave a good Google review if they're bad.
But I'm telling you businesses are paying people for Google reviews,
especially since you're more prone to leave a review when
you get bad service or a bad product, So kind
of counterbalances itself. Think of the hundreds of people that

(01:17:02):
had great customer service, They just all right, they make
the transaction and they move on with their life. They
don't even but they're not going to go and leave
a good review. People are more more apt to leave
a negative review because they want to have that gotcha moment.
So your views are skewed. But I'm sorry, A two
point three is a two point three that's bad. Well,
what'd you say the name of his place was? I

(01:17:23):
don't know. It's some hot chicken place. I have no
idea whatever saw a chicken place. Let's say the other
chicken place up the block is telling people, listen, I'll
give you a free chicken if you leave a bad
review for the other chicken place. There could be that
going on that dynamic. But either case, I wasn't passing
judgment on her food order just because I was reading it.
I just read the review. You know what, you're shitting

(01:17:43):
on a parade though, Well, she claims I made. She
claims I went afterwards. Yeah, I don't remember killing that.
So I had a friend one of my jobs, not
in radio, Yeah, and we worked in restaurants, and every
I don't know, every year or so, he'd go on
this major diet like you do. And he would when
he was in this major diet, he'd walk over to

(01:18:05):
you and go, you know that egg roll is two
thousand calories. I'm like, I want to enjoy my egg rolls.
Shut up. Yeah, I'm just saying it's greasy and it's fat.
And it's like, you don't want that information down sometimes
you just want your two point three chicken. Wahbah Okay,
all right, fine, you ship on her food. You tell
her I said, I agree with you. I agree with her.

(01:18:26):
Now what if she what if she had the food? Yeah,
and then she hated it? You could go after those ways.
I was gonna tell you it sucked, but then you
get mad at me.

Speaker 7 (01:18:38):
Boys, boys,