#260: Aliens & A Rod Up The Butt

#260: Skeery now believes we are not alone in the universe after binge watching a show about aliens and Brody thinks he's crazy; people who ride their bikes in the car lane when they have their own lane to ride; Brody is pissed at Garrett from EDMS for no reason and Skeery's angry with Garrett because he didn't follow the rules of the Traffic Zipper Lane Merge; Listener Talkbacks

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Start Up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boys. By start
Up Brooklyn Boys, start Up, dot up, dot Up. They
making noise dot up, start.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Up, dot up, dot up, dot up, dot Up. Episode
to sixty The Brooklyn Boys Podcast. Hello David Brode, Hello
Scary Jones. What's going on today?

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Man?

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Can I tell you?

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Even though I've been out of radio for I don't
know nine months now, Yeah, I got recognized three times
this week. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (00:36):
I went into the container store to pick up something
that was was a pickup order, and they said, can
I have your name please? And I said last name?
And she goes, oh, wait a minute, don't you say
your name? I know that voice. Yeah, So I said, oh, really,
just you're David Brody. I am, or I was, or
I whatever.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
She's like, oh my god, she's Then she looked at
me this shoe on the show. Oh it's nice. Do
I get a discount? She said?

Speaker 6 (01:03):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
I was like, then, I got no use for you.
Get out of here and got away from Kady you
bother me. I was in Moe's Burritos, right, it's Mo's
what is it? Homemade burritos? Mo's Moses most Tavern from
the Simpsons. No Hey. No.

Speaker 5 (01:21):
I was in Mo's getting a food with my daughter
and the guy behind me says, I was ordering my food.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
He goes, excuse me, I'm gonna bother you. You're you're
David Brody what, because yeah, I know that voice anywhere.
So I saw his name is Carlos.

Speaker 5 (01:32):
He's a photographer, yep, and uh so shout out slice Carlos,
shout out, shout out, and I was like, wow, you
haven't heard my voice in like eight months.

Speaker 6 (01:39):
No.

Speaker 5 (01:39):
I listened to the podcast sometimes. Okay, we'll listen more,
all right, so I hope he hears this. I told
him to listen.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
While we were on an ego stroke today, I was
walking to Central Park and I was walking up sixth
Avenue and religion shit on you exactly. A couple of
people were like, uh, you know, we were walking. We're
talking and walking at the same time, and a woman
is walking the other direction, just hey, scared Jones. And
I looked back at her as I passed her by.
I'm like, hey, what's up. She didn't even look back,

(02:07):
but she goes, oh, he's scary. Jones like pointed at me,
said my name to me, and then just kept walking.
That's what New Yorkers do, and she checked you off.
I found my Scary Jones. It's like the Great Race.
I'm on the Great I gotta catch them walk. I
got Scary Jones about it. But that's what New Yorkers do.
They're always like in a rush. I can't stop, I
can't break my stride. People.

Speaker 5 (02:26):
Look, I'm not going to say your celebrity, but people
see people of note all the time, you know. Like
I was once at a red light across the street
and I turned to my left and it was Tom broke
Off from you know, NBC News.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
At the time, it's great. I was like, hey, Tom,
I was like wet kept walking. Yeah, but people don't
like get all all strung out from New York. We
got to a conversation earlier in the week about people
finding celebrities, big celebrities at really odd places like and
it started because Nile Horn. Yeah, I saw that he

(02:57):
was in Target, Jersey City, which is down the block
from me. He was in my target. Target. I've been
in that Target many times. And he's he did an
Instagram reel and a TikTok and he's signing autographs of
his the vinyl version of his new album, which is
a great promotion. But I'm like, what the hell's n I
all doing in my target? So did you see the

(03:17):
comments on that? On that video though?

Speaker 7 (03:19):
No?

Speaker 2 (03:20):
So was it Hoboken Girl, a new Jersey Hoboken Girl, hobo.
If you follow Hoboken Girls, she'll tell you about all
the happenings in the city, all happenings.

Speaker 5 (03:27):
In Jersey, So you figure people who follow her are
like into things that are happening. You know how many
of the comments were like I don't know who that is?

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yeah, shocking, I don't get it. Who is this? Yeah?
Am I supposed to know this person? His hand was
like he was in one direction, Like I still know.
I still don't know. No, I really now, I'm really confused.
And so I don't know if they if they did
you notice it with no shoppers in that video, like
hardly any I don't know if they went in, Like no,
they go early in the morning. So I found that
they don't close it for him, They just he go. Now,

(03:55):
when I go into that target, and the best time
to go is like eleven o'clock ten eleven of them,
Oh my god, you're scary. Jones and they keep walking.
But that's the best time when once school and work
it out, it's a zoo. Every Walmart, every Target, best
time to go. And the same thing goes for my supermarket.
My Supermarket runs. If I'm gonna do something in person
and not order it to my house, I gotta go

(04:17):
mid gotta go midday, I said, my favorite game show,
my Supermarket runs. Yeah, oh no, I think I had
the Supermarket runs from eating Mexican the out Oh no, no,
speaking of I was at a restaurant and I had
a David Brodie moment. So but I didn't ask for
the moment, you know. So I we basically a buddy

(04:38):
of mine and I we but we had dinner and
then you know, the chicken wasn't that great. It was
it was chicken. They put it upright, and they cooked
it upright. The chicken, and I guess it was chicken
was standing when they cooked. It was like it was standing. No no, no, no.
They shoved a spike up its ass and they cooked
it upright in some crazy ca cast iron pan. I

(05:01):
was picturing the chicken going, hey, why's the floor so hot? Dude?
The thing still had claws. It was weird. It was
very rustic, very rustic dish. But I was warned about
it was. It was more claws as rustic. It was
more like a cornish hen. Whatever it was. It was standing.
It was the pigeon from Central Park. Wasn't a pigeon.
It was a cornish hen, all right, And and it
was they shoved the spike up its ass and it's

(05:23):
standing upright, and they cooked it upright, comes out of
the top hat on him. Yeah, pretty much at tuxedo.
And so they bring it to the table and then
they carve it like upright, and they just you know, whatever.
And then then oh, that's what that was. I saw
the video. Yeah, So so the chicken was so basically
it was a roasted chicken upright. Now we ate it

(05:43):
and we're like, oh, it's like saw dust. This is
like whatever. But we were we were in a place
that's a little bit a little bougie. So like, I
can't I said, I can't take it back. We ate it.
We sucked it up. However, this is how you know
you were in a restaurant when they come to the
to tell you that chick, to ask that meal, how

(06:04):
the meal was, I said, Hey, they were like, how
was the meal? Now, normally I would lie all around
and be like, you know what, I just want to
give good reviews and get out of here. How come
you didn't go well on this case? I'm like, you
know what. When they asked how the meal was, I'm
gonna be honest about it. I'm not going to ask
for it. I'm not going to ask for a refund
or free dessert. Let's just see where this goes. It

(06:25):
should have. This was an experiment David Brody. So I'm waiting.
Plus we know the owner and I didn't want to
piss him off. So they said, hey, how is how
is dinner? So I said this was awesome? That was great,
But I gotta be honest. The chicken it was dry,
and they're like really, I said, yeah, it was really dry.

(06:48):
It was. I said, as you could see, we only
ate half of it. And then she was like, oh
my god, I'm so sorry. She said, wow, that's terrible.
She goes, this is great feedback. Please let me know
this is a new dish and the kitchen needs to know,
which I later found out the kitchen wants your honest feedback,
so I said, gave you. They want to be fired.
No that they want to know how if this new

(07:10):
dish is working or not. So I said, I gotta
be honest, it's like sawdust. It's like talkie the chicken.
I mean, I don't doubt it was fresh, but it
was just overcooked and dry. Well, you stand a chicken up,
all the juice is going to drop out it exactly.
But this owner of this restaurant is into presentation instagrammable moments,

(07:30):
so it's very dramatic to have a standing up chicken
with a spike up its ass and then they carve
it off the spike. When you at your table side,
you know, it's like a thing. Well, i'll tell you what.
This thing ain't working out for this dish. So she said, okay,
duly noted the check comes and it was off the
bill and she said, she said, we've removed it. So

(07:53):
because it's that's how you know you were at a
great restaurant. I didn't have to fucking ask for it
to be removed. It was just under understood that if
I didn't like this dish, they were going to remove it.
And it was great service. And then she gave me
a business card and she says need anything next time,
let me know. If you need a reservation here, call ahead,
I'll hook you up. Whatever it was, now, I get

(08:14):
free dessert. No, but you've got to take it off
the bill and you ate half of it. Correct.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
Okay, So I have two stories now that could be
perfect follow ups. I can do a bed restaurant experience
conversation or I can do an instagrammable moment conversation.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Because you said that that was an instagrammable chicken. I
like the instagrammable story right after this with Skiri and Rotie. So,
speaking of instagrammable stories, there is a restaurant that opened
up in New York within the past year, a few
months ago, six months ago that is very instagrammable and
everybody goes there and orders the same three or four

(08:52):
items that are unique and films them, puts them on
social media. Yeah for months. I know some places like that.

Speaker 5 (09:00):
Yeah, hold on, and you can't get a table because
everyone sees it on TikTok and has to go and
get the special items that are looked really good on camera.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Guilty is charged, and the reviews have been not the greatest. Like, yes,
some of the items are good, but it's not worth
the way, it's not worth the price whatever. Name of
the restaurants called Bad Roman and Scary and I have
been talking about, like he sent me the video. I
sent him the video. We're like, oh, we should go,
as you go, and then the reviews came out and

(09:29):
they're like me, but you know, Scary's got to go
if it's a happening place reviews or not. Yeah, and
so he went, and I want to hear all about it.

Speaker 5 (09:37):
Let's let's talk about let me tell you know what
I'm going to talk about. So, right off the top
of your head, scale of one to ten, what did
you think of the overall experience and the food?

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Well, that's separate. Atmosphere and food have to be separate
because I don't rate them together like like most people do.
And they they combined them and it turned into a
ship route. Man, yours a gat book. Okay, let's go
to Atmosphere. Atmospherehere walking places an eleven. You know, beautiful
people everywhere, dimly live, loud, great music, great music, what

(10:11):
what loud? Awesome music? People are into what they're into,
you know, the whole thing. And yeah, it's just a
normal with the It is definitely a place It is
definitely a scene and be scene spot on the atmosphere.
On the food. Let's talk about the food. So the
one the one item.

Speaker 5 (10:31):
I'm gonna get this wrong, but one of the items
that they have is a steak, little petite filet.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
On the top of it is a lobster ravioli. No,
it's a kacho pepe ravioli pepe filled salt and pepper.
It's chicken with salt and pepper. No, right, No, it's
it's it's it speaks to the sauce that's inside of
the ravioli. It's a kacho peppe filling whatever you'd find
means right when you get katcho peppy chicken, it's it

(10:58):
refers to what's on the chicken. So so that there's
more to it. There's a sauce to white sauce. It's
a creamy white sauce. It's what doescho peppy mean in English? Anyway?
So anyway, yes, so yes, so, so what is cheese
and pepper? I mean cheese and pepper cheese, but it's
liquid cheese. Whatever it was, that's what. Yeah. So you

(11:19):
have to cut the thing open and it oozes all
over the steak and it's visually it looks great. One
of the other things they sell there, what are they called, Scary,
like a cheesecake ball. Oh, it's a lemon lemon cheesecake.
But they look like cheesecake. But they look like lemons. Yes,
they look like lemons. I guess it's fond or whatever.
It doesn't really matter. It's a I'll tell you what

(11:41):
it's a. It's a lemon. It's a lemon with a
hard It looks like a yellow lemon with a hard
shell and has a yeah. And then but when you
crack the shell, okay, yeah, but it looks like a lemon,
it's a cheesecake inside. Yes, right, that's their signature.

Speaker 5 (11:56):
Bird's nest, and it's like it's like lemons. It's very
it looks great. It's not so much what happened with
Scary's dessert as much as it is what he said.
And I went to get the audio and it already expired.
So I don't know if you have the audio, Scary,
but it would be great if we could play the audio.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
But I'm gonna well tell them what happened to me
in the meantime when I put it on my Instagram
is filming everything like he always does. Oh, look at
the food I eating as so good. Meanwhile, he's filming
the Katcho with Peppy Revoli three months after the entire
world has done that. But it was fine.

Speaker 5 (12:27):
He got to do it, and that's great. So he
gets his two lemon balls of cheesecake and you.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Have it or no, I have it. Here it goes
and he says listen with the clip, he says, watch
how it expert does. Let me show you how it's done. Yeah,
lemon cheesecake shaved like a lemon. I say, I smacked
a spoon on it. After he said, let me show
you how it's done. And I smacked a spoon on it,

(12:56):
and the lemon cheesecake went sliding off the plate onto
the floor. Yeah, it flew onto the floor. It flew
onto the floor. I lost my poor lemon ball. It
rolled on the floor. So scary does this whole Watch
how I do. Let me show you how it's done.
Let me show you how it hit shoots off on
to the floor. I mean, that's like a four thirty

(13:16):
dollars dessert, Like it's not yea, I guess what. I
ordered another one and they we ordered another one, and
they did. They charged me full price because it was
my own doing. Yeah, you went to the boogie Bastard
restaurant right anyway, So so could they bring you one
lemon ball? Why would you order a whole new one

(13:36):
because there's two in an order and you can't order
it half an order. Why they can't make one bring
it out? No, So honestly, the food was a six.
It was. It was gratuitous. I will say that as
you dropped one on the floor. It was reasonably reasonably
priced for the area here. Oh, it was reasonably priced.

(13:57):
The restaurant was reasonably price. It's in Columbus Circle, right, Yeah,
in a very bougie area inside the bougie time Warner Center.
So I was towers. I was shocked that it wasn't
more money that the bill came out. I mean, it
was still expensive. And if you're you know, you're living
in another city and not used to paying these prices,
it's expensive, but it's not. But in the grand scheme

(14:20):
of New York City pricing, it was relatively speaking. It's
long story short. I feel like the food, like the
pepperoni cups were with ranch dressing, their giant fried pepperonis
that are like cups and you're supposed to like dip
them in like a ranch dressing. Everything is made for Instagram,

(14:40):
especially the money shot of the the the ravioli with
the white sauce inside and you just put your knife
on it and it just goes all over. The steak
does ravioli and with cheese? Does a cheese still ravioli
need to be standing on top of a steak? No,
probably not, but the the tastes do work together, so

(15:01):
I'll give them that. But it was just it was
very good. It was just very good. Would I go back.
I'm not looking to go back right away, but if
I'm with a group of friends maybe, Yeah. Why would
you pay that much money though for a melli? You
didn't love it well, because sometimes the meal is the
secondary thing and it's more about the company.

Speaker 5 (15:20):
Right, Yeah, So you just said something about the money shot,
which is a euphemism.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
It's a sexual euphemism.

Speaker 5 (15:26):
Money shot nels Nelson Abrams, Right, money shot Nelson Abrams
on Twitter is calling you out because it sounds like
you made a Freudian slip on the fifteen minute Morning Show.
Play the clip here and I have a theory about
this for sure.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
I mean I was always the role model student. I
graduated magnet cum loudly. I graduated. Okay.

Speaker 5 (15:51):
So Nelson's theory is that you slipped up and you
went r rated. My theory is you made a joke.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
David Berdie, you know me all too well. Of course
I did, very much. Of course, of course it's it's
an old joke. It's an old joke. MAGNI right, and
magma magma like it's coming out of a volcano, Come loudly,
come loudly, but it's spelled c U M and l
A U d E. Right, it's cool, it's cool cloudy. Yeah,

(16:23):
Magna cum loud. Would I be a Magna cum loud
student if I thought it was Magna cum loudly?

Speaker 5 (16:30):
But yeah, no, no, you would not, nor are you.
So I teased that I had an interesting restaurant experience. Yes, sir,
tell you that this has never never happened to me before.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
So I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go in the order
that it happened.

Speaker 5 (16:43):
It's out for dinner with my buddy Jeff, and I
ordered or die coke no ice, And the first one
came and it was pretty good, by.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
The way you are, Larry and Jeff from creby your enthusiasm.
You know that, right, Jeff Garland. No, Jeff doesn't yell
like like like Jeff does. Okay, Jeff doesn't. I find
it funny a little of both. I'm both of them. Actually,
I yell like Jeff and I. Yeah. Anyway, So we
ordered our appetizer, and I ordered the fifty to fifty

(17:12):
at Tommy's Tavern Tap Tap in tavern Tavern and Tap,
because it's the opposite way of it should be. It
should be tavern and tap. But it's like five of
them now, poor Tommy, like Tommy's tits and tubas. I
come up with a different name every rest in peace, Tommy.
Tommy passed away a few months ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I heard that. Yeah. So we ordered the fifty to fifty,

(17:34):
which is fried calamari and shrimp in a like a
bang bang sauce, like a spicy tied chili sauce whatever,
and they put scallions on top of it.

Speaker 5 (17:42):
I don't have to tell you what this is going.
I ordered it without scallions, so it comes out got scallions. Meanwhile,
Jeff's doesn't care, so he's picking at him, and he
eats like a third of the plate. So when the
waitress comes back, just how is everything as well? The
scallion's on here? She goes, well, I I can't take
it back.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
You ate most of it? Like, yeah, I know, my
dumb ass friend here ate most of us. It's fine,
not a problem.

Speaker 5 (18:05):
I wasn't upset about it, but I picked them off
and I made the best of it. I said, hey,
you know what if I get a refill on the
die coke, that'd be Great's job, right, no problem. Comes
back with a die coke and she drops it on
the table, you know, nicely, and she leaves. It's flat
and light brown, like there's no syrup, no carbonation.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
It's awful. So I wait for her to come back.
I'm you know.

Speaker 5 (18:26):
She comes back and I said, you know, the soda
is really flat. Did you get to some of a
different tower than the first one? She says, yeah, how'd
you know? I go, well, because the first one was
pretty good and the second one is awful. Oh yeah,
sometimes it runs out of syrup. And I was like, well,
it's also out of carbonation because it's flat.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
No problem. So she goes and comes back.

Speaker 5 (18:44):
She says, this should be better, and she leaves me another
soda and she walks off and oh again it's completely
flat and no flavor. So I'm like, you know, I
didn't want the soda at this point, I just take
it off the bill.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Whatever. So we had the.

Speaker 5 (18:55):
Scallions and then I ordered the chicken sees a salad
and then there was no chicken in the season.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
They've got the chicken. No, not a big deal. But
it's all adding up. Not a problem. Not gonna say anything.
I'm having a good time.

Speaker 5 (19:06):
The baseball game is on the TV and watching the
Mets and the manager.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
Is making the rounds. I see him.

Speaker 5 (19:14):
He's like going all the tables he comes up to
and I said to Jeff, I said, I'm not gonna saynything.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
But then the manager's coming over. I'm like, well, if
he asks, I'm gonna tell him. He goes, hey, how's
it going, guys, how's everything good? And I go well,
and he walks away and he keeps going down well
because he didn't want to hear it. He knew he
was coming.

Speaker 6 (19:32):
No.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
The point was, you know, when you go to somebody
go hey, man, how's that going? How you feeling. How
you doing. You're not really asking him how they're doing, right,
You're like, hey, how you doing? How you doing? I
don't really care. You don't care, you don't want an answer.
It's almost like it's just another good weekend. Yeah, no, good, Okay,
are you done? That's what he did. He how you
doing me? He's like, hey, how's it going tonight?

Speaker 8 (19:50):
Good?

Speaker 2 (19:50):
Except he wasn't in the situation where he should have
done that right. He was in there. He's here in
a position of how hospitality and service, so he should
genuinely wait for your right response.

Speaker 5 (20:05):
This particular restaurant has an island in the middle of booths,
so you can walk like at the end of the aisle,
you make a turn like a U turn and go
down the next aisle.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
So he goes around there and I said, can you
believe that? Jeff's like, well what he didn't care.

Speaker 5 (20:18):
I said, I'm gonna get his attention, and just like, hey, man,
I wanted to tell you something was not great.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
This SODA's bad. You should fix the soda. Not looking
for anything, I swear. So he goes going at like, table, table,
how's it going good? How's it going good? How's going good?
He's like a machine. He's like not even wouldn't for anybody.

Speaker 5 (20:32):
So he looks up for a second and I waved
to him like like hey, can I get your attention,
and he looks at me, goes, hey, how's.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
It going man? He gives me the way back and
he keeps walking. So not only did he blow, he
blowed me off on the hey everything, he's good, good, okay,
And then he gave me the wave like okay, dad,
I don't want to hear about it. I gotta go. Yeah,
see I've never had that happen. Look at it.

Speaker 5 (20:54):
So then the way just comes back with it and
she's like, you guys, want anything else? I said, no,
I gotta be honeswing. The soda was terrible. I didn
drink in of his Oh okay, I'm sorry about that.
Didn't take it off the bill, and I didn't ask,
but I was, you know, like you said, you didn't
have to ask to have your chicken, your chicken with
the stick up.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
It's asked taking off the bill.

Speaker 5 (21:11):
I figured, you know, most waitresses would go you know, yeah,
you didn't drink the so it don't take up the bill.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
I was in a mood like I was like, ah,
I was, you know, can't free, but I just get
Can you imagine? The manager's like, how's it going? Is
everything good? And I'm like well, and then you walk away?

Speaker 9 (21:25):
Where to go?

Speaker 2 (21:26):
I was like, it's almost like he was saying, I'm
not this motherfucker again, Like I don't complaining. He had
a previous experience with you.

Speaker 5 (21:35):
Everybody has, but not this guy. It was just it
was just like he asked, but he didn't care. That's
really what it is.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
You are something else.

Speaker 5 (21:43):
David Brody, did you see the airline? I forget what
airline it is. I'm gonna look it up real quick.
Airline weigh all its passengers. There's an airline story came
out last week and it's New Zealand National Airline. And
what they're doing now is so that they know how

(22:03):
much the plane weighs with the luggage. Because they weigh
the luggage. They are now having all the passengers get
on a scale, YEP, so they.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Can weigh you. I'm okay with that completely. Okay, that's
what I wanted to know. You're okay with that. I
would sign above your head. I don't give a fuck, man,
I want, I want my safeties. You seize your weight,
then I did not got have a big sign? What
is this like you sign like at the fucking showcase
showdown on the prices right where they put them fucking
number up there. No, no, no, no no, they're not

(22:34):
gonna do that. But I don't care if they know
my weight. Yes, I want an accurate I would like
an accurate reading here for this entire plane, so I
know that there's it's enough to lift us off the ground. Okay,
come on now, bro, do you know you are with
me on that? Dude, you're the most neurotic flyer ever.
I agree with you. But there are some people who
apparently were very upset fucking people. I'm sick of it.

(22:58):
I'm sick of trying to cowtow to people when things
are done for your safety. It's the same people when
you go through those those body x rays, they can
see it, biggy dick is. I don't care. I'm never
going to see these people again. I'm not trying to
court them. But what if you went through what if
they snickered again? What if you went Okay, what if
you went through the the X ray machine? Right? The

(23:19):
thing goes around you and around you and X rays you.
And then coincidentally, as you're coming out of it, the
two women who are working the booth at TSA start giggling.
Would you think they were giggling at you? Would you
get paranoid? No, because that happened, I would have to
assume that I don't know. I would have to assume
that that they were laughing at something else. Couldn't go.

Speaker 5 (23:41):
But what if you you came out, What if you
knew you were packing and you came off that thing
and they were like, right this way, sir.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
From what I understand, it doesn't see flesh and only
sees bones. But does it not show cartilage? I don't know. Whatever,
I'm okay with it. If it's for my safety. And
we're talking enough flying all day, all day, go ahead,
what do you want to do? You want to frisk me,
you want to probe me with I'm here anything for safety,
I'm here for it doesn't matter. All right, all right,

(24:12):
it's the past now. Yeah, But before that, I wanted
to mention, well, no, no, no, no, you know you know,
our friend Garrett got it from the big show. He's
going to hopefully jump on later about the Zipper conversation,

(24:34):
the traffic. Did I tell you did I say why
he got me in trouble last week when we didn't
go to No, No, we were going to so so
Garrett before before, before we last week's episode, did I
tell you why I was mad at him? No, you're
going to surprise him last week. You were going to
surprise me. He does know that you're upset with him.
So he's covering a red carpet right now. So we'll
get to him in about That's part of why I'm
upset with him. Really, Okay, we'll talk about that in

(24:57):
a little bit. When are we going to seek him?
About fifteen minutes, so let's so real quick. Did we
talk about Ancient the TV show Ancient Aliens?

Speaker 10 (25:09):
No?

Speaker 2 (25:10):
Did you tell me? Did I talk to you about
how I'm obsessed and I think that I'm I'm television? No, Robin,
My girlfriend got me into this ancient alien show on
History Channel last week and I ended up binging a
whole bunch of episodes. Dude, there is a lot of
support out there to believe that we are not alone

(25:32):
in this world. I'm telling you, I'm I am now
with I am now with all these first of all,
these UFO stories coming out. You saw the story that
happened in Vegas last week where the cops showed up
to the house. Nobody's got proof, nobody took out. You see,
this is the problem. It's naysayers like you, But everything
on the planet, including you aka Schoey Peppi Ravioli, is

(25:54):
on film, is on video. Rather, how do you tell
us the first of all, according to these episodes, Okay, allegedly, allegedly,
we have remains of aliens somewhere right and we have
remains of these of these spaceships, of these of these UFOs.
They're being held apparently in the fifties. This is what

(26:17):
I heard. The aliens came, The aliens came down and
spoke to President Eisenhower. Sure, and they tried to communicate.
And apparently the word on the street is these aliens
feel that we are not ready to learn about them. Okay,
now I'm being serious, Now I'm being honest. After watching

(26:40):
Eating Dwight Eisenhower. No eight, Wait, I'm just giving my
overview of why I think it's overview. Okay, So so basically, yeah,
if you think about it, we're not ready now we
I also think that we are nothing more but a
laboratory experiment for them, and that they basically helped create us,

(27:02):
and that they are our friends. So anytime they say
it's an invasion, it's not. It's an intervention. So if
they come down here in you don't believe what I'm saying,
You're not trigging a kool aid, not even no, not wait,
hold on, So how do you explain the Pyramids? The
Great Pyramids? How were they built? The Egyptians built them
with Jewish slavery. But okay, but you would need crane cranes,

(27:27):
and you would need things you would need modern modern.

Speaker 5 (27:30):
The pyramids are literally ramps, ramps. You just walk up
the ramp and put another stone.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
What about the island. I discovered an island in the
middle of the Pacific Ocean that is six hundred there's
nothing for six hundred miles around its water, and in
the middle of the water there's an island, an old island,
abandoned island. And on this abandoned island, it's coming up
out of the water, out of the ocean in the Pacific. Yeah, thanks,

(27:59):
it's my It's like there are these stacked stones like
that go way way high, like feet and feet tall.
That there's no way. But there's no way that they
could have gotten that stone there. There's no way they
could have without without any without the intervention of an alien. Okay.

(28:20):
I've also learned from this show because they show you stone,
it been a stonehenge. Look at okay, look at look
at the old stretchers.

Speaker 5 (28:27):
He's how you explain. Here's how you explain the island
with the rocks. Okay, number one, islands move number two.
It could have been part of a land mass that
broke off they said was connected. They pangea when it
was all one continent.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
This was But the thing is happen man made. You
couldn't have people lived part of a continent. You couldn't
lift it up. The stones that are in place perfectly.
I'm telling you wait, hold on, I guess about a
Pulley system. Hieroglyphics. Okay, in highers from ancient times, you
see pictures of UFOs flying saucers in their hieroglyphics. In

(29:07):
scriptures and certain in the fifteen hundred they showed you hieroglyphics.
Yes that were real. Yeah, yeah, we're flying saucers in
the hieroglyphic. So that means that something they've been around.

Speaker 5 (29:19):
For years ago, bat at drawing clouds. What if they
were just baded drawing clouds? You liked to poke holes
and everything?

Speaker 2 (29:26):
Okay, how do you flying sauces are a man made
creation in movies? Also, this show blows holes in Darwinism.
Think about this, that the prehistoric ape, right, yeah, and
we are allegedly evolution. We came from the ape? Right? No,
allegedly science has proven that. No, it has not. Okay, then,
so here's why the ape has forty eight chromosomes, the

(29:51):
human has forty six. Wait a second, Hold on, hold,
wait for it. If you look at each if you
look at each species from its own prehistoric primate twenty
let's say birds have certain bird has twenty twenty four,
it has twenty four today, and what it's evolved to.
It's the number of chromosomes remain constant. So the fact

(30:13):
that we have forty six and apes have forty eight
means they call it the missing link. Right that that
Hold on a second, that there's no way we were related.
We may be somewhat. So they say that aliens actually
literally found a way through genetic engineering to make a

(30:36):
forty six chromosome, and we were created that way because
we are our own separate being. We always were. What
do you think of that you look at you're trying
to prove me wrong. You're looking things up. No, there's no,
But this thing is what I did. Here's the thing
anything that I'm telling you of apes? Why do apes
have forty eight and an auto completed forty eight chromosomes? Yes?

Speaker 5 (30:59):
And according to u NIH dot gov, yeah, big medical websites,
government webs of the ancestral chromosome.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (31:10):
The difference, the major carryop typic difference was caused by
the fusion of two ancestral chromosomes to form two human
to form human chromosomes two, and subsequent inactivation of one
of the two original centro memes.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
But how did it get fused? No one's saying how
it got fused. Okay, that's what evolution means. No, the
fused it for us. There are some fish that evolved
and grew little feet, then they walked up on the land.
That's what evolution means. It's it's why, it's why we
have different species of humans. See. But this is what

(31:48):
you're the problem. You're a man of knowledge, or you're
a textbook guy and you are just spoon fed what
and you learn? No, you learn from textbooks and what
you're taught. The thing is, I know, yes, science, I'm
trying to turn I'm trying to turn science on its ear.
I'm trying to say, tell me is to believe that's

(32:08):
outside the science.

Speaker 5 (32:10):
Aliens came here and they mutated apes, right, But they
for some reason, as advanced as they are, they created
Middle Eastern people, Asian people, black people, white people, right,
Native American people.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
There's different races of man. Why is that all apes
are apes? Right? But you're telling me aliens decided to
mutate us differently. It's because we evolved differently in different
parts of the world. This is stuff science can't explain.
And that's the frightening part because people don't want to
think outside side of what they're told. Google it. Do
you believe everything that you see on the news? Okay

(32:47):
when the worlds No, depends on what I'm just well,
that's the problem. You believe what you want to believe.
You believe you want to believe. You have to have
an open mind. Okay, see this is the difference between
you and I believe I am. I am a person.
Hold on, I am a person that believes the caids
of the and centuries of the smartest human beings on

(33:08):
the planet, the absolute most brilliant people have studied and
researched for hundreds of years, well thousands, but for hundreds
of years, they have proven genetically that we have evolved.
They know how old the earth is, why and how
din theories and things like that have always been Listen,
theories and things like that have have been sometimes disproved. No,

(33:30):
what I'm saying is science and things and facts that
we know to be right all these years have also
been They've blown holes in things, and they've changed. You
prove them. Yes, we didn't know what a wheel was,
and now we know what a wheel is, But that
doesn't mean someday something's gonna come along and say there's
no wheel. Just because science change doesn't mean all science changes.
The fact that the fact that they put you're picking

(33:52):
and choosing, but you're you're picking and choosing what's allowed
to change and what's not because of what your mind
is telling you. You're regimented to thinking I'm trying to
think out of the focus on this podcast is what
I think about. Oh my god, So I think it's
an interesting conversation.

Speaker 11 (34:07):
It is.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
But the point of the conversation is your mind has
now been open to crazy shit, and that's ship that's
your opinion. In my mind, I'm trying to be open
about what could be. Let me let me tell you
what I saw on TikTok yesterday. We are alone in
this universe. Your mind is open to the line. We
are not alone in this universe. Okay, yeah, we're not alone.

Speaker 5 (34:26):
Okay, all right, So, uh, that's why we can't find anyone.
Every planet we can we can get to. But some
other creed so they can fly here light years away,
they can come here, yeah, seen completely.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
Yes, and leave. Yes, they have no interest in coming here.
Look at all the stories that are out there. Now
there's proof, there's lights, there's things in the sky. How
do you how do you there's things in the sky.
Is called planes, weather balloons, they explain, No, no, no,
your mind is closed. Okay.

Speaker 5 (34:53):
So I'm on TikTok yesterday and and I'm scrolling through
the live tiktoks.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
Right, Who's who's Who's live?

Speaker 5 (34:59):
The people I follow, and sometimes they show you people
you don't follow who are alive. And as a woman
sitting in bed, I was about thirty years old, and
she's got two sticks.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
To me, they look like.

Speaker 5 (35:09):
Brown chopsticks were they were longer than chopsticks. And she's
waving them, and she's waving them. I guess they're divining
sticks whatever.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
I don't know. I'm telling you, I don't believe it.
If you believe, that's your business. And she's so people
are like in the comments, going is my boyfriend going
to break up with me? And she's waving the stick.

Speaker 5 (35:25):
She goes, no, oh, is my is my boyfriend going
to come home from overseas? He's in the military way,
he's going to come home in the next six months,
And she waves the sticks and she's just definitely possibly,
Oh my god, thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
She's waving sticks in her bed and she's randomly giving
them bullshit answers, and so I wrote, this is crazy
bullshit and she blocked me. So, but okay, that's like
shaking the magic fucking eight ball and getting an answer that.
But that those two things that people believed her. They
went on a social media app and believe some woman

(35:59):
laying bed twisting sticks and then saying, yes, your boyfriend
loves you. And I'm thinking if your boyfriend knew you
were doing this, he wouldn't love you anymore.

Speaker 5 (36:09):
If you have to ask some woman laying in a
bed with two sticks in her hand if you boys.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
Were noting the same thing, the same thing, Because well,
my point is your mind is open to some wacky shit,
and my mind is open to no wacky shit. But
if you if you give me plausible evidence that something
could be true, google the chromosome thing and you will
see medical scientists who can approve. What about the woman?
You know how to sequence DNA? Right? We know what

(36:34):
we know.

Speaker 5 (36:35):
We completely understand DNA and the way it works. We
understand chromosomes and DNA. We've cloned animals. I'm pretty sure
they figured.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
Out how too few too uh DNA chromosomes have fused.
There's been a lot of sightings lately. I think they
think we're almost ready to meet them, is what I'm saying, Isaac,
have you seen the world we live in? You think
this world is ready for Well, that's the problem. They
would they say they come down in times of war

(37:02):
because they don't want there's always war. No, because they
want to keep the peace. Because I'm telling you, how's
that working. Look at all the if you guys Google,
if just a quick Google search will show that in
the last couple of years, how much activity has actually
been Yeah, people are more apt to say they saw stuff. Great,
But but pictures don't lie. Video doesn't lie. But there's

(37:23):
no video. Objects don't move the way certain things have
been shown to move. They defined gravity. Okay, show me
video of an alien. They don't. Then talk to me.
Show me close up HD video of a flying object
that is not man made. Sends me close up circles.

(37:44):
That your mind is not open to other possibilities, and
that the science that we've learned could be wrong. All
these years as people that says I heard somebody saw
an alien and then repeats it. Nope, I'm not that guy.
I'm cynical. World needs cynical people. It's to balance out
the gullible people. It's all good. You're calling me gullible,
You're you're saying that you're discrediting me, and you're saying

(38:07):
that that my theory is let But you don't. But
you don't have a theory. You have you I'm watching
these shows. I'm watching these shows.

Speaker 5 (38:15):
Yeah, you're watching reality shows. That's not science, that's reality shows.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
Yeah. But okay, so one of the a we got
to take a break. But one of the episodes, how
to explain this? In one of the episodes, they talk
about a woman a woman problem. Would people believe things
if you explain it?

Speaker 5 (38:29):
They never listen anyway, a woman If people say, if
you say, and you're.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
Doing the same thing on the opposite end of this argument,
that's what sci I have science backing me up. That
shows memo theory. But there are things. What was it
that just came out recently? They say that, Oh, by
the way, was it the theory of relativity or the
quantum theory? There was something that they said, Oh, by
the way, Uh, that's been wrong and we've been teaching

(38:53):
it in school all these years. Things, you know, Yeah,
where's that story? Uh? Gandhi has the sure wasn't part
of a book that No, God, he had it. It
was a effect we reported on the radio. All right, whatever,
But anyway, the last thing is think about this. In
one of the episodes, Okay, okay, it was it? This
happened over in that area fifty one area or someone
out in the mid A woman was pregnant. This was

(39:16):
back in the late eighties. Woman was pregnant. You gave
bir to them several months, several months pregnant. All of
a sudden, she claims, she aliens came down. They they
took her into a ship and they took her baby. Okay,
now here's the thing. The doctor was on record saying
the next day that when she they looked, there was

(39:38):
no baby in there, and that the body could not
have absorbed a fetus that quickly of that size, so overnight.
The baby was there the day before when she had
the sonogram, and then it wasn't there the next day,
completely gone. How do you explain that? And this woman
and this woman told the story that that's what.

Speaker 5 (39:57):
Happened about this. Let me think about this. I would
a woman with a baby, she would suddenly be a
woman without hold on, suddenly be one without a baby.
If only there was somebody to explain how a baby
could come out of a woman. Wait a minute, it's
called birth. They said there was no trace of it
ever being pregnant. They said it on this episode. And
the guy said the gynecologist.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
They was there. They they were interviewing the dude. I'm like,
oh my god, this woman. This was in the eighties.
No one believed that back then. They were they were
close to it, all right, and the doctor wasn't in
on it. You mark my words. Every week there's gonna
be more UFO sightings and things.

Speaker 5 (40:32):
Yeah, there'll be more sightings. But don't forget. UFO means unidentified.
It doesn't mean alien. It just means they can't identify it. Okay, Okay,
I'll step back now for the slices. This is all
for fun and entertainment.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
As I got. Have I gone crazy? No, But I
do believe there are other things out there. This something
ain't right. Something is not right. I'm just saying, and
we're gonna find out someday, maybe not in our life.
Hopefully our grandkids will figure it out. Okay, great, Sorry,
then I'm come to see us this podcast.

Speaker 5 (41:03):
I think aliens destroyed the I ninety five Highway in Philadelphia.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
That's what I think. I have some we'll never we'll
never get to the Mets Phillies game again. Months and
months and months. You have the clips, A clip called
I ninety five right, And for those of you who
don't know the story, there was a large tanker fire
underneath May Interstate ninety five, which connects Maine all the

(41:28):
way down to Florida. And it's a major artery. One
hundred and sixty one hundred and sixty thousand cars go
across this every day, six or eight lanes across when
you go both directed, yes, and the whole northbound lane
collapsed and the second the southbound lane buckled and now
it's closed for months, and that's going to be traffic nightmare.
So I'm sorry, Philly.

Speaker 5 (41:47):
Yeah, so, uh, they have a clip that there's two clips.
This is I ninety five one and two Philly Road
and then yeah, okay, here we go.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
Okay, so I want you to listen to this. Reporter says,
ninety five.

Speaker 12 (41:58):
This morning, a disaster scene of buckled concrete and steel
on I ninety.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Five, and and I don't know why, so play they
played the short the first.

Speaker 13 (42:10):
Scene of buckled concrete and steel on I ninety five.

Speaker 5 (42:14):
Now play the short clip just to for saying that
on ninety five. All right, now you have the clip
that they interviewed a guy and if you didn't know,
he was from Philly. See if you can figure out
what word he says that proves to you he's from Philly.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
When the northbound lanes began to buckle.

Speaker 10 (42:33):
I hit a bump, went down.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
My son went on the phone and saw that right
where we were phone. When they say I was on
my phone, that is the That is the Delco accent,
which is Philly and delaway.

Speaker 5 (42:48):
You have as order word play that. Play the short clip.
Just play him saying the word phone and you'll know
he's definitely a local.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
I went on the phone. My son went on the phone.

Speaker 5 (43:00):
Yeah, yeah, okay, nothing wrong with the way he said.
He's just that's just a Philly accent.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
But I heard it. I'm like, yep, that guy's inm Philly.
Listen to this. Oh so when you when you are
someone who tries to predict the future, right, this guy
is trying to say he doesn't want to be someone
who predicts the future, so it's a prognosticator, someone who
predicts what's going to happen.

Speaker 12 (43:25):
He listened to this guy, how concerned are you about
these two different situations?

Speaker 2 (43:30):
Well, I don't want to be the pro procostinator, but
the progostinator yes, not prognosticator. Prognosticator.

Speaker 10 (43:38):
I want to be the progostinator. The progostinator.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Yeah, yeah, he doesn't want to be all right, what
else you got U s c I. Oh so a skiff.
A skiff is a is a.

Speaker 5 (43:52):
Room that you go into when you want to see
top secret information, you would go into, uh it's a
secure your location, and when you want to see top
secret information, you go into what's called a skiff s
c I. F right, yep, okay, So this guy's going
to tell you what that stands for.

Speaker 13 (44:13):
To have any kind of classified conversation, you had to
go into a skip as secure cart, minton car, pump carton,
apartmented information space, I mean all of these things.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Anybody in Washington knows that.

Speaker 5 (44:25):
Everyone in Washington knows it's a uh play it again
and listen to the words he chooses.

Speaker 13 (44:31):
To speed conversation, you had to go into a skip
as secure cart, minton car, pump carton, apartmented information space.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
I mean information space study in Washington.

Speaker 5 (44:43):
So there's forwards. He got two of them wrong. It's
a sensitive compartmented information facility and he said it was
a whatever it was, and then he says, everyone knows.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
That you're the expert. Shouldn't the expert know anything? What
do you think you would think? You would think I
would have have an that's it down, all right. We
didn't talk about the bike lane and the crosswalk situation
where you.

Speaker 5 (45:06):
Talked about how you hate bike lanes, but you didn't.
You said there was some update.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
The update was four of us from the Morning show.
We're walking across the street and it was sidewalk in Manhattan.
In Manhattan, sidewalk car uh, parked cars, black asphalt where
cars actually are going narrow one lane, then then food
stalls and then green lane for bikes and then sidewalk.

(45:34):
That's how this street is. It's complicating. But there is
a green, clear green lane for these bikes. Well, okay,
the bikes have to go there. They were the whole
city was rearranged for these bikes. And and god bless them.
There's e bikes there, scooters, there's vespas, all kinds of
motorized non motorized pedal bikes, whatever you hate, the UFOs

(45:56):
all they fly down the street a million miles an hour,
and you gotta watch out for them. And when you're
stepping into the green. You better look both ways the
same way you cross the street and you're looking for cars.
So we're walking across the street and a car is coming.
The car stopped allowed us to walk across. And as
we're walking in the black asphalt where cars go, a

(46:17):
bike comes zooming by. So we all start screaming. Bike lane.
Bike lane is a bike lane creating for you, and
you're in the street. What more do you want? The
whole city has been turned upside down for you bikers.
And he screams, He screams back crosswalk like because we
weren't in a crosswalk. But the truth of the matter

(46:41):
is the crosswalks between the long avenues are several thousands
of feet away. You can't. You can't numerous you're allowed
to cross in the middle of a single lane street
in New York. You can't. You don't have to go
or it would take me about eight minutes to walk
to the nearest crosswalk, either Durye else three minutes. But yes,
you ate fuck off. Point is that guy was wrong.

(47:07):
He had that response ready, like he's yelled at before
he was The guy was prepared, and as a matter
of fact, that's what makes the guy the guy a
bigger douchebag because he was prepared in the sense of
he's been yelled he's been yelled at before. Well, the
guy's a scumback it in the wrong space before, the
guy's a scumback and and and uh yeah, so we
yelled at him. But he had a point. But as

(47:28):
you said, David Brody, and as as my friends would
would would all tell me it's actually his fault no
matter what, because the driver, a driver will always be
in the wrong if he hits the biker or the pedestrian.
But the biker is wrong, the biker is wrong if

(47:48):
he hits the pedestrian. Pedestrians are on two feet. You can't.
You're gonna lose in a quart of ale every time.
If you hit me with a fucking bike, I'm winning
that case. What if I jump out in front of
a bike and he hits me, you don't win that
case doesn't matter, Yes you do. The pedestrian wins every time,
even if I jump out in front, jumping in front

(48:08):
of bikes like crazy more than they are now. Yes,
you got Garret on the phone in the car. Garrets
to the car, Garrett, what did you feel about the
bike ling crosswalk thing? Did you feel that what was
I right wrong? I mean, did the guy have a point?

Speaker 4 (48:22):
You did have a point, I mean the biker. The
biker did have a point. You were literally there's a
crosswalk for a reason, right, And yes, we do we
tend to not go in the crosswalk. Just because we
we don't go into it doesn't mean right that we
don't go into it when we walk don't use it,
but we should use it, you know.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Facts. Okay, we should use it, but we don't. But anyway,
but and that was several minutes away. But the point
is this dude, this dude would have been would have
been in there, if I would have gotten a hit,
he I would have gotten paid from him. Because I'm
on own. You can't, you cannot. You cannot make a
case for someone on a bike, cycle or a moving

(49:02):
vehicle versus people on two feet. There has to be
a basic protection of the pedestrian at all times. The
pedestrian is usually right.

Speaker 5 (49:11):
But if you walk out in the middle of the
street without looking and somebody hits you, it's your fault.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
I'm still getting paid. Lawyers, Please send us your talkbacks, lawyers. Please. Anyway,
the reason why Garrett's on the phone is for Twofold.
First of all, Brody, I know you're very upset with
Garrett Garrett from our big show Alvista ran morning show
on the phone.

Speaker 5 (49:30):
We talked last week about when you hate someone for
not a really good reason, but you hate them or
you're mad at them.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
They have no idea because they didn't do anything wrong.
And I brought up the.

Speaker 4 (49:38):
Example, right, so, Brody, so before you get into it,
and that's what I've been questioning for the past week
because Scary said, oh yeah, Brody wants to rip into
you too, and I go, what the hell, so please proceed.

Speaker 5 (49:53):
Yeah, So I gave an example of a woman who
jumped on the elevator when I was coming out of
the bathroom and I had timed it perfectly, and she
ruined The person ruined my flow because then I couldn't
get on the elevator and my timing was thrown off.
And I hated that person, even though they were just
getting on the elevator, they didn't mean anything any harm
by it. I hated them, right, So I did something
and I got so mad at you, even though you

(50:13):
didn't do anything wrong. You didn't know you did anything wrong.
You didn't do anything wrong. You have no idea that
a man at you. But you got me in trouble
and a man at you.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
So my youngest daughter, yes, but yeah, my youngest daughter,
oh yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 7 (50:26):
But.

Speaker 4 (50:29):
I'm just agreeing with young I'm like, okay, go ahead, yep,
go for it.

Speaker 5 (50:32):
Okay, thanks, yep, my oldest My youngest daughter is obsessed
with one celebrity, just one. I mean, likes a lot
of celebrities, met a lot of celebrities thanks to me
in my career. But there's one person that she would
fly around the world if they she could guarantee where
they would be. She would go there. Oh, there's a
movie screening. She's like, we have to go to Scotland. Like,

(50:53):
why because he's there. Oh my god, I heard he's
in Manhattan. I have to do to Manhattan. We'll wear
in Manhattan. I don't care he's in Manhattan. I have
to go to Madden and so only wants to meet
this person. Now Never in a million years do I
think this person would come up to the morning show.
And certainly I don't work here anymore. Odds are probably
less than I'm gonna be there when he comes up. Well,
I watch your social media gare because I'm a friend

(51:15):
and a fan, and I see you on a red
carpet for Transformers. Okay, movie Anthony Ramos, who I've met,
and a bunch of robots. Yes, no big deal, except
you were standing and talking to Tom Holland.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
Oh yes, that that was. That is Apple TV premiere.
He has a show on Apple TV that comes out.

Speaker 10 (51:37):
So yeah, that was. That was on his birthday too,
of all things.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (51:41):
So I hate you because my daughter saw that, found
out about it and saw us.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
It's got nothing to do with you. It's is Garrett's
life and you're just a visitor. Wants to know why
I didn't get her to that taping and why wouldn't
Garrett tell you, andah blah blah blah. So I hate
you even though you did nothing. I'm just letting you
know that I'm mad at you, even though you did
nothing wrong. In his noise and meet him mad at you,
But I'm mad at you.

Speaker 4 (52:05):
Well you know what, I can only apologize and say, uh,
there's there's always the next one, right, even though a
year off.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
I feel like if I was interviewing Derek Jeter, I
would tell you and go, hey, I'm gonna talk about
your daughter is so self absorbed, like she thinks the
world revolves around her. She self absorbed. She's absorbed with
another person. She's absolutely She's like, oh, I'm Holland absorbed.
Oh my god, the whole world revolves around me and you, daddy, Daddy,
you need to get Garrett to get me Tom Holland,

(52:35):
I need to see Tom Holland. Why wasn't I that
at all? Not like that at all. She was just
very disappointed. She has no right to be disappointed. I
mean she was, but you know, it's not her life,
it's not her world. It's like, what the fuck does
Garrett have to do with you? And hold on? Garrett?
Was he nice? It was?

Speaker 4 (52:53):
It was extremely nice and and and uh he he
stopped down and said, hey, you know what, you're very
nice to meet you.

Speaker 10 (53:01):
How you doing you?

Speaker 2 (53:03):
Young daughter loves me?

Speaker 10 (53:06):
Well, yeah, we didn't.

Speaker 4 (53:07):
Get that far into the interview, but if we did,
I'm sure it would have come up eventually.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
What world is this? It's ultimately my fault, So it's
your fault. You take cares to blame the Garrett, take
your daughter to the school of hard knocks. Give me
a done a.

Speaker 5 (53:21):
Better job of conveying to Garrett since he does a
lot of red carpet events. You did, Garrett, if you're
ever going to meet Tom Holland, would you please It's
not on Garrett to get that done. He's working, the
guy's working, he's doing a interview.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
Absolutely absolutely, But somehow I.

Speaker 4 (53:34):
Think, you know, you keep it in the back of
your mind, you know, like you keep it in the
back of your mind for the next time if it
gets in.

Speaker 10 (53:39):
When it does, you know, come and.

Speaker 4 (53:42):
You know maybe maybe obviously all three of us know,
you know, getting your daughter on a red carpet probably
not going to happen. But you know, can a can
a FaceTime or a photo possibly happen?

Speaker 10 (53:54):
You know who knows?

Speaker 2 (53:55):
You know.

Speaker 4 (53:56):
So I'm not going to close the door and say never.
But the reality is, I know.

Speaker 5 (54:01):
I know, I know, and that's what I tried to explain.
But you know the reality is I failed and it's
your faull cart.

Speaker 11 (54:07):
Wow.

Speaker 10 (54:08):
Well, you know there's always tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
What what a well? On a lighter note down, happy
happy tenth anniversary, thanks man. I know aniversary before you
post it, because it's in my phone, and he's happy
for you and your wife that you're still in love
and happy and you love your kids and you have
a nice life together. And I'm very happy for you
because you know, we know you a long time and

(54:31):
you were you were you were very single and young
and out of college and in college accident we met you.
And now look at you, Look at you talking to
Tom holland having kids and a.

Speaker 10 (54:39):
Wife again, having your daughter pissed off at me.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
Now, yeah, but moving moving on, moving on, scary pissed that,
you know, I'm not pissed. I just like this is
sedule pissed this I was when it happened. But we
were driving home. I was driving home and unbeknownst to me,
Garrett was behind me. Didn't know. Somehow Garrett got into
the the right lane and I was in the left lane,
and we were trying to merge into the Lincoln Tunnel

(55:04):
to go into Jersey. And when you merge from two
lanes to one, we know the rules of the traffic
zipper right that's left car goes, right car goes, left
car goes, right car goes. So the right car I
was in the left lane and the car in front
of me on the other lane went the right car

(55:24):
merged into the lane and then it was supposed to
be my turn on the left. Well, some asshole came
from behind me in the right lane and tried to
go Garrett. He was behind me in the right lane,
so it was like right car, right right, and I'm like, no, no,
it's supposed to be right left right, I'm on the left.

(55:45):
Right car went I go, and then Garrett. But I
know with Garrett at the time, Garrett on zip. Basically
he tried to unzip the zipper. Then I cut him off,
and I'm like, I'm gonna get right up on this guy.
Fuck him. He's not getting it ahead of me, just
for principle.

Speaker 10 (55:59):
And nothing and nothing stopped him.

Speaker 4 (56:01):
I could see the car shaking with rage uh as
he as he did it.

Speaker 10 (56:05):
But he did take a quick pause, so I'm not
supposed to.

Speaker 4 (56:08):
Wait there as as he decides to dilly dally on
the stipper that he's so clean. Oh, who knows what
he was doing in that car? For all I know
he was he was Instagram living and uh and and
trying to get more followers for all I know. But
all I know is there was a slight second, and uh,
it's twofold because you know scars like I park where
I park, because it's a direct shot. I was able

(56:29):
to catch up to the son of a bitch, and
I was it was more of approving of a point
that I could. I caught him, but he got a
little bit mad, and uh, you know, honestly, Brody, if
you were there, you would have seen the car like
shake back and forth. So it's either he was trying
to be a real big dick and in't hit my car,
or he was angry.

Speaker 10 (56:46):
I like to think that it was a little bit
of both, or.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
He only had one hand on the wheel. If you
know what I'm saying, shut up, you're an asshole. Anyway.
Point is, Darren, you you made my blood boil at
that moment, and I and I wanted to let you
know that. I I actually spoke about it after because
halfway through the tungue I was cursing the dude, not
even know it was Garrett until halfway down into the tunnel.
So there's that. Then I can't get Garrett was texting

(57:12):
some people in the car and they were like, he's like, dude,
he goes it's me. Actually it was me that tried
to cut you off. All right, fine, so bro.

Speaker 4 (57:24):
Right, But you know, Scary is a little aggressive at times,
especially if you do him wrong on the road.

Speaker 10 (57:30):
You know, he's when it comes to this is the
one thing.

Speaker 4 (57:33):
If you take the last slice of pizza or you
try to cut him off, he will kill you.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
I took the Brooklyn. The Brooklyn came out of me.
The Brooklyn in me came out. Always.

Speaker 4 (57:43):
When you're driving, though, I've you, you are not a
nice driver.

Speaker 10 (57:47):
You are a very aggressive, angry driver at times.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
You know what you want to see aggression you drive
with Greg t You can't go anywhere.

Speaker 5 (57:55):
With Scary, no matter how short the trip, where at
one point he doesn't go.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
Look at this guy, look at this. Yeah, yeah, I
do that, I do do that. Yeah yeah, all right,
thank you Garrett. We have Garrett. I mean, what's what
what's with the delay? What's with the delay? Because I
think he was letting you go and you cut him off,
just like in traffic.

Speaker 10 (58:17):
Yeah, exactly, all right, Garrett, thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
I love you all.

Speaker 10 (58:22):
I love you both.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
Hi, Gret.

Speaker 10 (58:24):
Brody and Scared, Brody.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
And Scary, he said, Brody Scary the Brooklyn Boys podcast.

Speaker 10 (58:29):
We will be right back.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
Were gonna play some talkbacks before we get out of here.

Speaker 9 (58:33):
Yeah, I'm really sorry, but it says collections.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
Scary, you are correct. There was a woman. Yeah, there
was a woman with a sentence and she said the
word collections, and Brody thought she said collection. It's in
his collection. Collection. I know I'm right, I know I'm right.

Speaker 7 (58:50):
Hey, Scary Brody, this is Trevor from Austin, Texas.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
Brody.

Speaker 7 (58:54):
She says collections very clearly. With the sdn's not seeping
in from smells. It says she's saying collections smell. I
don't know what you're hearing, but I love you guys.
Been listening since episode zero, keep it up.

Speaker 2 (59:11):
You notice when he said Texas, he said Texa, Texa.
All right, Brody is wrong.

Speaker 8 (59:18):
They say collections smell.

Speaker 4 (59:20):
My son even heard it.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
Sorry, Brody, usually with you on this, but forgive you.
We're not. We're not with you ever.

Speaker 10 (59:30):
Scary and Brody episode perfi.

Speaker 14 (59:36):
It's collections, Bertie Tree.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
Damn it, here comes the barrage. I don't think we've
ever done.

Speaker 10 (59:43):
Okay, Scary and Brody just here to say, Brody, you're wrong.

Speaker 3 (59:50):
They definitely had the at the end of that word scary.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
Right herey altered the audio.

Speaker 9 (59:58):
This is Marilyn from Omah listening to your clip on
the herbal Essence. She did say collections. She says collections
like he's really clearier. I'm sorry, Brody, but you're just
wrong this time.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
I love hearing the I love hearing those words. Brodie
is wrong. So we're just gonna keep playing these.

Speaker 15 (01:00:16):
I gotta say that in reference to your food on
the floor and that girl kicking it, You're the problem
is you, he said specifically, you saw it of coming.
You should have been paying more attention.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
I love it. You're a fault. Bro It's an all
Brody is Wrong podcast. This is great people. I bust
my ass for you guys. He's talking about He's talking
about when when he puts he put his chicken fingers
down on the floor at the concert and then the
woman kicked it away. And I'm like you, Brody, if
you put it on the floor, it's fair game for
anyone to kick it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
Yes, you're kicking up Brody and scary scary and Brody,
I have to admit with uh, it's scary on this,
I mean with the lady with the s with collection
or collections. She is actually saying collections. It's hard to
hear it at the end because of all that background noise,

(01:01:13):
but she is saying the word collections and.

Speaker 9 (01:01:17):
Collection sound Brody is wrong.

Speaker 6 (01:01:21):
It's definitely saying collections.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
What's up, fellows?

Speaker 16 (01:01:26):
This Adam from Massapeka, originally from Brooklyn, listening to you
guys since the beginning.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
Brody's wrong.

Speaker 16 (01:01:31):
Nice, However, Comma Brody, you are wrong. She says, collections.
This is what people are doing. I don't care, by
the way, but I could hear that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
Okay, all right, I don't care what you Thank you,
You're welcome. Take New Year's Eve?

Speaker 4 (01:01:51):
All right, Scary Jones, you're starting to sound more and
more like Greg t Or.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
He'll say something just completely dumb and wrong, and he'll say, oh,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 10 (01:01:58):
And everybody right now is.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
To act that way like you just accept stupidity. And
between the Apple Vision Goggle thing.

Speaker 4 (01:02:07):
And the way that everybody talks these days, you're looking
at idiocracy meets Wally Get off my lawn.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
Thanks, Scary Jones. All right, Ted from Iowa? What was
that one about? What was he referencing thank you. Somebody
finally said Scary was wrong. It was played again. No,
we gotta go, we gotta roll. It was it was
it was about New Year's Eve. Well, I said that
on the December thirty one of New Year's Eve two

(01:02:34):
thousand and eight. It's two thousand and seven, and you
said no, it's the same thing. Everybody says, well, no,
I disagree with that. I'll state my case that he could.
He could go either way. It could go either way.
Was wrong? Shut up, Dick.

Speaker 14 (01:02:48):
What's up, guys.

Speaker 10 (01:02:49):
This is Leady from outside of Philly.

Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
I am just reaching out about this commercial that Brady.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
Played another one.

Speaker 10 (01:02:58):
I'm sorry, I do.

Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
I don't apologize Rody's wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
I tend to decide with you in a lot of things,
but I like him not this, not this.

Speaker 6 (01:03:11):
Time, Yo, Brooklyn Boys. Longtime listener DJ here from South Jersey.
Been listening all the way from episode zero. This is
the first talkback I have ever done.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
Welcome, Okay, Brody.

Speaker 6 (01:03:26):
I usually side with you, This time I think you're wrong.
Scary's right, she says, collection episode two fifty nine, one
hour and six minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
I believe that's correct. Thank you for the talking this
DJ again.

Speaker 10 (01:03:43):
Thank you, Sorry, Brody.

Speaker 14 (01:03:44):
I definitely heard our soul fate free collections smell incredible.

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
God.

Speaker 17 (01:03:56):
She definitely said collection.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
Yes, which within which hunt? We'll just keep? Couldn't your
system be breaking now, Brody?

Speaker 15 (01:04:08):
She did say a collection.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
Times is wrong?

Speaker 15 (01:04:16):
But Elvis, I have a commercial on the Big Show
that says a seasoned potatoes. Is that correct?

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
A seasoned potatoes? Let me know a seasoned I don't know.
I haven't heard it, but I would. I don't know
what he said, but if any person in general said
a seasoned potatoes, that would be wrong. But I don't
know what he said. We have so many you know me.

Speaker 12 (01:04:44):
I don't hear the Joe calling from California. And I
was just listening to episode fifty right about the herbal essence.

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
That's correct.

Speaker 12 (01:04:55):
Hear her say collections in between selections what is wrong
and pretty wrong? There's a brief pause, and I heard
both assest wrong. I got agree with scary Sorry bird
is wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
There's a rule.

Speaker 11 (01:05:11):
Sitting outside at a table, you must have food on
the table. You got to realize they closed in a
half hour. You think the server wants to sit around
and watch you drink your bottle of wine and make
your four dollars or five dollars tip.

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
Now they don't goodbye. That's from a previous episode and
it's unmarked, so I don't know where that was from.
But they're commenting on an old episode. Uh yeah, okay,
all right, I have to say what episode're.

Speaker 14 (01:05:36):
Talking and Scary Jamie from Queen's here, let's say the
real reason why Scary wouldn't like Brody's pool is because
there's no wrisk band that Scary would get when he
first goes that he can take home and ask his
collection fair enough and then use to get into the
pool at a later fair enough.

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
Thank you from Miami.

Speaker 17 (01:05:59):
And I am normally one hundred percent team Brody and
Brody is right, but today, listening to episode two fifty
nine said collections, I heard the s wrong and the
two thousand and eight glasses, I kind of agree with Scary.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
Oh my god, that's the first time I ever said
that that. You love you guys, hugs from my head.
They're just shipping all over you time this time, Brody,
I'm sorry, New Year's Eve two thousand and eight. I
was right. Sorry, now I know you could see it
both ways. Fuck you. You don't see things both ways.
That's your problem, Brody. I hate to say it, Buddy,
you're wrong.

Speaker 14 (01:06:38):
The herbal Less commercial serious.

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
Right but wrong wrong right. You can hear a break
between the two words shut the fuck up, scary, good job.
Listen to shut the fuck Jesus slice. So it's okay, scarious,
definitely correct. Thank you, Brody.

Speaker 4 (01:06:57):
Might need to get your hearing checked man, two fifty
nine best collections in that commercial, you're separating both pretty evenly.

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
So, uh, listen, Brody, all the years in radio, maybe
maybe it's really getting to you.

Speaker 10 (01:07:10):
Listen, guys, thanks for everything.

Speaker 4 (01:07:12):
I caught up caught about like fifteen episodes in the
last night week.

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
Wow, that's nice y dedication. Thanks welcome what I said.
I'm glad he caught up. More importantly, I'm so glad
he caught up just in time to tell me I
was wrong exactly.

Speaker 9 (01:07:29):
This is Sarah from Ohio, and I'm always team Brody.
But Brody is wrong.

Speaker 12 (01:07:35):
Commercial totally says collections plural, not collection.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
I love running through these, even though it's redundant, and
it's the same, the same, fantastic.

Speaker 8 (01:07:46):
I don't know how Jerry let us slip. But Tennessee,
it's inating city. Our fourteenth episode fifty nine really dropped the.

Speaker 10 (01:07:57):
Ball on that one.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
I want to address that.

Speaker 5 (01:07:59):
Real quick, slash for life, slash fly, I want to
address it real quick. I was talking about Ricky, our
former intern, and I said, my interns are in great cities,
and I said, you know, like Tennessee. What I was
thinking in my head was, it's a great radio market Tennessee.

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
And I know there's several markets in Tennessee as well,
like Memphis is another one, This several market, right, But no,
you can't get out. You can't get out of that.

Speaker 5 (01:08:22):
No, no, no, Tennis stop it. I know that Tennessee is
not a city. I brain farted in what I was
going to say. But I so I farted there, but
not because I don't know that it's not a you know,
I don't think Africa is a country.

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
Not one of those people Brody.

Speaker 18 (01:08:36):
She clearly collections I'm usually not scary, but on this one,
I am.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:08:45):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
The one saving grace is all these wonderful slices have
all pointed out that I'm right most of the time.
So I'm I'm I'm I'm getting a boner from all this.

Speaker 18 (01:08:53):
But you know what, Hey, Roy wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong episode.
On the commercial she said collection not collection. Collection, You're wrong,
Scary is right, you were wrong.

Speaker 5 (01:09:14):
Scary is waving his hands like a conductor, like like
this is the greatest orchestra ever.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
This is a symphony. To my ears, no one thing
I have to ask you. At least people are saying
it's okay. I know you hear it. All these people
are saying, normally, I agree with Brody.

Speaker 5 (01:09:34):
How come all those times you agree with me, you didn't.
You didn't even talk back to say that Scary was.

Speaker 2 (01:09:38):
Wrong to tell you, but then you get mad at
me at the end of our say, I don't know.
Somebody was someone played the end of our show to us.

Speaker 5 (01:10:01):
They're playing at the beginning of the show, the beginning
of the well. They don't know how it works.

Speaker 6 (01:10:04):
Hey, books and boys, it's Mike from Connecticut for episode
two and fifty nine.

Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
Condition. I think you are correct. Sorry, Brody's but it's collection.

Speaker 10 (01:10:21):
Not collection. I can't hear it amo what you were hearing,
but it's clear.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
Yeah, the slices are upset, and I know you guys
are thinking it's okay. Enough already, enough already. But I love,
I love to kick a man when he's down. Yeah,
you do. We're gonna have to leave it right there.
There's no more. That's it. Not one more, No, that's it.
Nothing that says you're right on that one. The Father's
Day to you, Brody. I'm spending it in Brooklyn Boys,

(01:10:49):
Brooklyn

Speaker 10 (01:10:52):
Boys,