#263: The Suite Life Of Skeery & Brody

#263: Greg T The Jersey Kid comes onto the podcast, after feeling violated because Skeery posted his pool and backyard on social media after his party- which Brody wasn't invited to; Brody freaks out at Skeery at the gas station and points out several things he's doing wrong; The boys are treated to an incredible night at The Mets game by the owner of the team; Skeery tried to hug a one armed man; Listener Talkbacks

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Start up, dot up, start up, Brooklyn Boys, start up,
Brooklyn Boy start up dot up.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
They making noise dot up.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Start up, dot up.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
Episode two sixty three. It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Slightly delayed.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
Slightly delayed unless you're delayed, in which case you don't
notice it's delayed. Ah, you know what, it's summer listening.
People are behind in episodes. I'm watching the numbers. It's
taken a while to come to fruition. It really is
a lot of paple are six episodes behind. Yeah, that's
how we see it. Except the diehard slices. They're on
it to the minute. They're like, wait a second, I

(00:45):
can't wait that you do you know, I can't wait.
I haven't haven't listened to the new episode. But that's
because it hasn't been issued yet.

Speaker 5 (00:50):
So they have an idea that what I haven't run
by you yet, but I'm thinking that in the coming weeks,
we run a special on our merchandise at Brooklyn Boys
dot Big Cartel dot com. Okay, but only the day
we released the podcast. So for those people that are
die hards and listen the first day, they get a
big discount on the merchandise and then the sales over.

(01:12):
Oh I see, so you get in. So by the
time you've heard this, it's already too late. You listen
by like day three, it's it's over. No sale, got it,
No sale for you. So twenty four hours from the
time that we we put out there our next episode
or so, yeah, maybe like fifteen fifteen hours, twelve hours.
I love the heart. Let's do that in a couple

(01:33):
of weeks. It's got to be a deep discount, though.
We can't just throw it out there and then it's like,
you know, five percent off, you know, no, you like it,
you like it deep, and I like a discount. So
together it's a deep it's a deep discount.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
So uh man, Lots happened in the time that well.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
First of all, we didn't miss you this episode last
week because of Brodie's technical equipment with his goddamn microphone.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
I'd have a problem.

Speaker 5 (01:56):
There was a there was I can't even tell you
what the problem is it was, but I fixed it.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
But every time I would we would sign on scary
go ah, you sounded like crap, we can't put I'm the.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
One with the fancy equipment, I'm the one with all
the software and everything like that. You would think that
more would go on with my equipment, when in all,
in all actuality, Brody had one job.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Make sure you have an awesome microphone. And all you
need is your microphone. That's it. And well we couldn't
get a microphone.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
Sounds better, but uh, Scary, you did promise me one
of the really really really really really good microphones that
you have. I have an extra one of and that
was like six months ago. So in the meantime, I
hold you to that space fix the microphone. What space
honk in the meantime. Huh, what great time? What a
great song. Anyway, the MIC's working now, thankfully, But we

(02:48):
have a lot to talk about because last well we'll
just start. We should just start with it from the
very beginning, A very good place to start, a very
thank you. So a couple of episodes ago, we talked
about how Scary went to the Mets game and got
to meet even though he didn't know it was her, Alex,
one of the owners of the Mets, and I was
jealous because I didn't get to go. And she and

(03:10):
this guy and guy and the guy Steve who runs
all the restaurants.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
We're like Oh my god, where was Brody? We want
to me Brody.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
We're fans of his, which I was honored and thrilled
and surprised and shocked and all of that. So I
sent a message to Alex on one of the social
media playfor you slid into her DMS the way you
were sliding into second Yes, And I said, hey, Alex,
I'm really sorry I missed you. I understand that you

(03:36):
invited us anytime we want. I just wanted to thank you.
That was very kind of you. And she wrote me
back immediately she said, oh my god, I was you know,
I'm so sorry. By the way, that's Brodie's way of
poaching my contact as his own and now becoming really
close with her. Are more my team than yours. So
I feel like it's okay, yeah, but I didn't recognize her.
It doesn't matter. Though I made the intro, I got

(03:57):
us in there. You did what was that, creek? This
is a microphone issue. No, no microphone issue. That was
my knee. Oh okay, all right, But by the way,
if I could talk about for a second, I put
up a picture of poop. A large animal pooped in
my backyard. And now one of deer poops. It's pellets, right,

(04:18):
But this was like, you know, scalloped potatoes look like
but they slice them in circles. Yes, right, this was
scalloped poop. You can go that David Brody and check
my Instagram. But it was huge, right, So I took
a picture with my foot, my shoe down by the poops.
You could see how large the poop was and how
large my foot is. Oh god, And I wanted people, what,

(04:40):
I have a large foot, so what so do you?

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Anyway?

Speaker 5 (04:43):
So I put up the picture and I said, this
doesn't look like deer poop, although I had seen a
deer in my backyard yesterday. So all the poop experts
were chiming in all all our followers, Hey, that's bear poop.
It's brown bear poop. It's not deer poop. And then
other people are like, I know deer poop, that's buck poop. Apparently,
get this scary? You know how you say hot girl
pee is okay?

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (05:04):
Right? Apparently male deer poop giant poops, and female deer
poop little pellets.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
The female deer, the female deer poops, the pellets.

Speaker 5 (05:17):
Yes, hot, hot, hot, hot deer poop is little pellets,
pelletto women and female deer. They don't they don't fart,
right poo, little pellets and the bucks, the bucks poop,
giant poop.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Who knew this big?

Speaker 5 (05:32):
There's a debate going on on my Instagram about whether
it's bear poop or buck poop. Meanwhile, I alerted my
town just in case, you know there's a bear, you
know whatever. H The point was one guy, I'm not
gonna call him out. He was more interested in how
my ankle looked in the picture than the poop. He's like, dude,
did you break your ankle? What's throwing your ankle? What's
going I was like, that's what you take away the

(05:54):
picture was there's a giant shit on my lawn and
you're looking at my ankle. And then and then hold on.
It gets worse today and I get back to the
METS thing, you know, me tangent.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Uh hold on? I want to I want to make
sure I get the right person. Hold on.

Speaker 5 (06:13):
They commented, here it is hold on, okay, my princess
scroll Frances looking for absolutely oh big block j One.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
I'm assuming I can't.

Speaker 5 (06:23):
I think it's what it says, right, he said, oh
you got fat guy laces, mister Brody. So everyone, if
you remember, for one of our first five episodes, I
talked about how fat guy laces meant you couldn't bend
over your leg to tie your shoelaces, so you just
tucking maybe off to the side, right. He said, you
look good, you're not fat. You should be tying your laces.
Old hybits die hard, YadA, YadA YadA. So shout out

(06:44):
to you for making the classic reference of fat guy laces. Well,
but those those are my outdoor shoes that I haven't
opened or tied in years. Okay, that's why they listen.
While we're on this topic of deer's an animal, deer
and animals.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
I learned about dogs over the weekend because you know,
I don't have one, But I.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Didn't know that you're not dating one.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
I know that when a dog is peeing, and what's
the difference between the times that they lift their leg
to pee versus when they just crouch to pee. Apparently, well,
they marked their tamil. Well they say male dogs lift
their leg to pee and then female dogs just crouch.

Speaker 5 (07:21):
I they don't say that the dogs actually do that. No,
I didn't I didn't know that that was the case.
I didn't know there was a difference.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
They also say that when that they're marking their territory
when they lift their leg to pee or something like that.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Well it's also the dick is in the way. That's
part of it. But either way, I'll tell you.

Speaker 5 (07:38):
I have I have a male dog and a female dog.
Well technically not they dogs. Does the male dog crouch
so no, So the female dog peece, she just peas.
She doesn't care, she just peas. My boy dog, Drew,
not only will he run over and pee on her
peek because he has to conquer her pee, but he
peas like seven times, he'll go around peeing, let his

(08:00):
leg and he'll he'll pee on this that. The other thing,
he constantly peas on the on my grill, right on
the on the grill cover. So I have to make
sure when I take the grill cover off, I reached
from the top, not the bottom.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
But he has to and I hose it down Dory,
but he has to.

Speaker 5 (08:15):
He he marks his territory and he will pee on
other dogs p because he has to be top dog.
So yeah, he aims his p But the poor guy,
he thinks he's a much bigger dog because he tries
to pee on things and he's not hitting it, and
when he tries to pee on the pe he's off.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Sometimes.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
I'm just trying to figure it all out though, I mean,
you know me, I have no concept of, you know,
having a pet. Yeah, yeah, no, I know. This is
all fascinating to me. I learned it at I was
at Greig Tea's house. Uh he had a bunch of
us over for a barbecue and pool.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Party over the weekend. Yeah, okay, we got a problem
there too.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
Yes, yeah, so so greg T was freaking out because
Scotty b was going to bring his dog Sawyer over,
and Sawyer uh decided apparently anytime Sawyer sees a pool,
he's got to jump in it, like he has no
self control, and Scotty for some reason doesn't really control him,
so he goes Sawier, no Sawyer, and then Sawyer just

(09:13):
jumps in the pool anyway, especially if we're all in
it and he's not. So greg T had a friggin
you know, the Jersey kid had a friggin like. I mean,
I've never seen him this angry before, but he was spasy.
I mean, well, yeah, yes, I have. Okay, what am
I saying?

Speaker 2 (09:27):
What am I? What am I talking about?

Speaker 4 (09:29):
He's spased out at Scotty B saying things like, oh
my god, I can't believe it.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
You can't you know this isn't a dog bath. How
dare you? How do you got you? You're coming over
with your dog?

Speaker 4 (09:39):
You better make sure that your dogs he's out of
my pool, like he was adamant that there's no dogs allowed.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
In the same way with you, I'm the same way
with you, so except I'm not a dog, you know,
I mean?

Speaker 5 (09:48):
But but either way, yeah, you have less far And
that's what I wanted to say. Shout out to Greg
T and Trish for inviting me over to their pool.
How great is it to have friends that actually know
so that you're suffering because you don't have a pool
in eighty five degree heat, and so they create a
party around you, right and have people over.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
So well, a couple of things, the.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
Fact that he didn't invite you, I just I relished
him the moment.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
I was like, fuck.

Speaker 5 (10:15):
Brody, because fuck Brody, because Brody doesn't invite me to
his pool.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
So you know what, screw him.

Speaker 5 (10:20):
I'm going I'm gonna invite Greg Ta over to my
house to get to my pool. That's fine, Yeah, you
do over my house, right over my house for dinner exactly.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (10:29):
So, uh, speaking of Greg t, I don't think he's
going to be inviting you over again for a pool party.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Why not?

Speaker 5 (10:35):
Well, this morning he texted me a picture of Brody
Truck Rentals because he's like, oh, dude, I saw this truck.
I had to send it to you. And I said, oh, hey,
thanks for thinking to me, tee. I've seen that truck
many times. In fact, I've taken pictures of it that
that company's truck logo for most of my life. It's
been around for a very long time. And I said, oh,
by the way, you have a beautiful pool.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Now.

Speaker 5 (10:58):
I back when I was we will working together on
the morning show, I remember what a nightmare it was
to get the right people to put it in. He
had to wait until the weather was right. Costs a
lot of money. So I said, hey, man, yeah, you
have a really nice pool. And he so he wrote
me back and he said, thanks bro he said. Carolyn
from work. Caroline also commented on to me today what

(11:22):
a nice pool I have?

Speaker 2 (11:23):
He said.

Speaker 5 (11:24):
Then he said, you can't take Scary anywhere. You have
a complete lack of privacy. When that guy comes over,
I should have checked his phone and you see what
exactly what he wrote? Hold on, Yeah, I should have
checked his phone before he came, before he left and
made him delete everything. Does a person have a right
to privacy? Or if you invite Scary over, do you

(11:47):
forfeit your privacy because you know he's going to post
pictures on social media. When you invite a person into
your home, the latter who has the right to post
pictures without the homeowners.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
He was posing for the camera. I was, I was
taking video and I'm sitting there. He's he's gotten wearing
nothing but an apron, and he's standing over the girl.
He's shirtless with an apron, and he's like, I asked him,
and I'm like, what's on the girl? I mean, he
was he was playing it up. He was hamming it up.
He was being greg t.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (12:11):
I asked him about that. I said, you were playing
it up for the camera. He said, I was playing
it up for the camera. When I was grilling. I
didn't need the entire world to see what my pool
and my backyard look like. I'm surprised he didn't go
through my house and show everybody in my medicine cabinets.
He's still texted me. He just texted me again. He goes,
that's so messed up. He goes, you aren't the only
one who said something. Do we need to talk to

(12:31):
him next real quick?

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Or no?

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Are we gonna move?

Speaker 5 (12:33):
Yeah, and then we'll talk about the Mets thing. Goes,
Scary took my house on a tour on social media.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
Oh you know what, Come on, I want to talk
to him now, because he did not tell me. He
didn't say he had a problem with it. He should
have told me right there, all right, all right, right
after this?

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Okay, Scary and Verdie.

Speaker 4 (12:51):
I can't believe I'm hearing this. This is why didn't
he tell me to my face? What does he have
to go behind my back and talk about that?

Speaker 5 (12:56):
Because I don't think he followed you on social media.
I don't think he knows what I do. He knows
what he does. Okay, apparently he should have known, but
he didn't because he's acting like he had no idea
you posted pictures of his backyard and video. Because he's
like I had no, you know, he's acting like this
is the first time he's hearing it. I don't believe
you must have done it over the weekend. He did, look,
you know, T on the weekend, but he knows what

(13:18):
I do on the weekend. He looks at my stories.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Apparently he didn't look at your stories. Because okay, hold on,
then we'll get back to the Mets. I promise. Hey,
what's up.

Speaker 4 (13:29):
Hey, Jersey Kid, You're on the Brook and Boys podcast.
So wait a second, you have a you have a
you take his ship.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Hold I'm live on the radio. I'm live now on
the radio podcast. Yeah and the Brook Boys. Yeah this T.
You're live, you're yeah. One time I marked the Jersey
Kid act. You how you know him? So T I
I told him.

Speaker 5 (13:49):
He's telling me all about how Oh he's so glad
you didn't invite me because I don't invite him to
my pool. He's glad I didn't get invited to you exactly.
Now he knows how I said. So I said, Well,
to be honest with you, I don't think you gonna
get invited again. He's like, why so, I said, because
I said, tea nice pool. He's like, how do you know,
oh fucking scary. So look at social media on the weekends.

Speaker 4 (14:11):
I don't you have, but you have a problem with
me posting you know what I do ever do?

Speaker 2 (14:16):
I don't go to anybody the ball.

Speaker 6 (14:17):
So I have many of you guys muted or blocked
or whatever because I just don't mean to care anymore.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Right, he wasn't your brody, wasn't the only one. Brody
wasn't only one out of nowhere.

Speaker 6 (14:29):
I got a phone call today and I don't want
to mention this person's name, but I mentioned her.

Speaker 5 (14:34):
Nay, I mentioned her first name. It's okay, I mention
only her first name.

Speaker 6 (14:39):
So so Carolyn was talking to me about work and
then she goes, hey, by the way, really nice pool,
nice backyard, And I go what. Then she goes, yeah,
she goes Scary was giving us a tour with his
you know, on social media. So then I quickly went
I went to go, how did you even post it
at that? First of all, because I couldn't find it.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
Maybe you put on your it's on my story, it's
already gone. I don't put it up on But the
bottom line is, but why do you do that? You
you know what? As this what I was talking to
Brody Belt.

Speaker 6 (15:08):
If a homeowner invites somebody into their house, are they
forfeiting the right to privacy?

Speaker 2 (15:15):
And I think that that is wrong.

Speaker 6 (15:17):
I do not forfeit my right, because you must have
did this at the time where I wasn't around, and
I don't know what you're doing. And I think it's
pretty fucked up that you took to you know, your
own graces, and you walked around and you're like, show
up people this and that and whatever.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
I just think that you don't have that right.

Speaker 5 (15:33):
Hold on, also, Tea, I'm surprised you have so much
medicine in your medicine cabinet.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
That's so fucked up. Man, would you do that you
went to my medicine cabinet.

Speaker 4 (15:42):
No, he's totally fucking now. He's fucking with you. By
the way, I didn't get people a tour of your
house or your anything. I don't know what Carolyn's talking about.
The only thing I posted was you over the barbecue,
and then the picture that we all took with Scotty
Be and Cubby and everybody and Trisha's under a draw
and then I zoomed in and then no, Brody, and

(16:05):
then and then I did a focus in. I did
a zoom in on Cubby at the pool, and I
put I'm sexy and I know it.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
That's it. There's three frames, three segments. Whatever she saw.

Speaker 6 (16:17):
From now one, no, I think from now one you
need to clear everything. I don't know what you're doing
it for. I don't know why you're taking a picture.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
I don't know what you're doing. Maybe you're gonna send
it to me, Maybe you're to keep it for yourself.
Maybe it's a memory. Who knows, but you have to
tell somebody, because all of a sudden, I get caught
my pants down because I'm like, what are you talking about?

Speaker 7 (16:35):
The drill?

Speaker 8 (16:37):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (16:38):
An apron? He only had an apron on at the
grind cooked. That's what I'm saying. Is what I'm saying
is wrong, wrong, beyond wrong. So I didn't do that.
I'm scary, scary.

Speaker 5 (16:50):
The other thing that happens is people are an invited
get their.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Feelings hurt, which is wrong, scary, and that is oh.

Speaker 6 (16:55):
My god, that's what happened again, Thank you.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Very much, Brody. I tell you what else happened? Right?
Do you imagine whatever whatever you posted? You posted?

Speaker 6 (17:04):
And then There is a couple of people at work
that actually came to me and said, hey, what's up
to you? You had jiff good weekend?

Speaker 2 (17:09):
He thanks for the invite, and I'm like, dude, I
had nothing to say. People.

Speaker 6 (17:14):
Yeah, people got upset. People did get upset, and that's
don't imagine.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
Why you shouldn't do those things. Yeah, it's messed up.

Speaker 5 (17:22):
Well, all I can tell you on that is that's
that's life in twenty twenty three. We we've been through
this a million times, right where somebody posts something on
social media.

Speaker 4 (17:32):
Listen, I wasn't the only one, Cubby Scottie. They all
posted the gear to get together about is what about?

Speaker 7 (17:39):
Is?

Speaker 2 (17:39):
What about? It's the what abouts? What about?

Speaker 4 (17:41):
Scotty posted a full Facebook uh pictorial? You know, Scotty
posted about him being on our friend Nick farm and
they were his dog was hurting goats because that's what
the dog does, insteat.

Speaker 5 (17:54):
You see what he's doing, Tea. He's trying to throw
everybody outside the bus so it doesn't look bad.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
Everybody'll get.

Speaker 6 (18:00):
Don't don't look over here. I want you to look
over here. Don't look over there. You know, he's my
eye off of it, like I endure it.

Speaker 5 (18:09):
So then what's protocol Scary? Don't ever let Scary get
pulled over like by a cop on the parkway. Dude,
I may have been speeding, but my friend he doesn't
pay his taxes.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
Right, that's right. Yeah, that's really messed up, Brody. Good point. Again,
that's right, that's a messed up point. So then you're
gonna take your own responsibility.

Speaker 6 (18:25):
You're trying to put say, oh, look, okay, I took
a picture, but look look what they did.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
I don't want to see what they did. I just
focused now on what you okay, and how is it
what I did wrong? Scotty.

Speaker 5 (18:37):
Scotty doesn't have fans on his Facebook page. It's just
for his friends and family. You have how many followers
to Scary have? One hundred and thirty thousand, hundred that's right.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
Seven thousand.

Speaker 4 (18:48):
But you know what all I could say is this
is us living our lives and sometimes we throw some.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
You live in Tea's life, but right, that's right. You
have your own life to live. That's not for me.
This is my one life to live.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
So you know, all right, thanks that off that went
off the air a long time ago. So now so
What does that mean though?

Speaker 2 (19:08):
For us? I mean, does that mean that? Does that
mean every time I come over?

Speaker 4 (19:12):
I can't have to put my camera in one of
those fucking bags that you do with the comedy shows
where they take it from you. They could they put
it in one of those like bags that you have
to have some coos And I think that you need
to ask permission?

Speaker 2 (19:24):
Do you mind? Yeah? Do you mind? If I take
this photo? I would love I like what your backyard
looks like.

Speaker 6 (19:29):
I want to video it and I'm gonna put it
on my social media for my own selfish.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
So your backyard yes or no?

Speaker 4 (19:35):
So your backyard is your sanctuary pretty much. And that's
it and that.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Privacy.

Speaker 5 (19:42):
What if t is on the air every day on
the Carolina and Greg T Show in the morning on
Kate's Carolina with Greg T. With Greg T, I said,
and I'm sorry, Carolyna with Greg T in the morning
on k t U one o three point five, The
Beat of New York.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
What If? What If?

Speaker 5 (19:57):
He talk goes on the air and talks about how, hey,
life is tough. You know, we're trying to make ends. Meat,
the kids are expensive. You know, I'm a humble man.
And you're showing him his fucking mansion pool he's got
with a marble deck, you know, and and and then
the pergola and the lifestyle and celerity.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
The one and a half acres and tina.

Speaker 5 (20:20):
He does to explain the people he got all the
money from from his wife's parents.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
To pay for that. That's nobody's business. He doesn't make
a lot of money. He works. I live in a shed.
I live in a shed bedroom house, which isn't even possible.

Speaker 6 (20:40):
My house is the size of somebody's two car garage.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
That's all I got. I feel like house in a
nice pool.

Speaker 5 (20:45):
That paints a picture that he's got a big house.
I've been to te his house. He admitted, your house
a piece of ship.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Right, that's right. It is a piece of ship, that's right.
That's right. Nothing to see here. This place is a junker.

Speaker 5 (21:01):
He's got a half called garage in a one bedroom house.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
Wow, that's right.

Speaker 6 (21:06):
I got shingle falling off the house. I got holds
in my roof little leaks. There's nothing to say here.

Speaker 4 (21:12):
I think you're being disingenuous to your your audience. I mean,
you got to be who.

Speaker 5 (21:16):
You are if you'd like the house. Scary will be
posting video of the house later today.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Hold on a second, well, scary yet, hold on, the
wife is over here. It's not screaming well.

Speaker 6 (21:27):
Because they got me a small shears everything, scary, scars
posting pictures.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
I'm not tell her, I'm not hey. T you see
now you got to your house is so small? She
hears every word here scary I put I put the
checutery board. That's what while he was here.

Speaker 6 (21:49):
When he was here, he took pictures and he posted
him on social media and video.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
I don't like that. No, but that's if I decided
to put the post pictures. But he did it, and
that's my privacy. And you know, nobody asked you. That's
Trish was part of my video. Nobody asked no. Nobody
asked you. Go back inside? Oh my, go back inside?
Oh my god? Is that how you talk to your wife?

Speaker 5 (22:13):
You see that they both go The house is so small.
The house is so small. Not only can she hear everything,
but they both can't fit in the house at the
same time.

Speaker 4 (22:20):
Tee, you know what is she still in the murphy bed?
Why don't you just like put it back into the
wall with her in it.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
That's right. You gotta you gotta teach the little lady
where her plate. It's terrible. Interrupt me, interrupt me.

Speaker 5 (22:34):
After the pool you gave her, that's the way she's
gonna mount the Wow.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
That's right. I paid for this mansion. Right, you don't
have no right now. It's a mansion.

Speaker 4 (22:44):
I'm just saying, listen, next time, I'll be more cognizant
of it.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
I get it. I will ask.

Speaker 4 (22:50):
Your permission, your highness, if I could post a video,
a quick segment. But just know that your wife was
part of the video, and she reposted my video of
the chacouterie board.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
Not only this, but you know what else? You know
what else? Brody? He also who comes.

Speaker 6 (23:05):
To somebody's house empty handed? He comes walking in like
he comes like he owns the place. He brings nothing
to show his hands. Thankful, bullshit invited, bullshit, bullshit.

Speaker 5 (23:16):
I bought him. I bought him a bottle. The place
of Glenn Livett eighteen.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
What happened to the phone? Broke? What you talking about?
What's I don't know what you're talking about? Shot, I
don't know what about.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
He didn't even break it open while I was there,
he waited until I left, and then drank half the
bottle with three of his cronies from the neighborhood that night.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
What who he's celebrating you leaving? What a shuck that
guy is?

Speaker 3 (23:44):
Man.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
I would never go to that guy again. You know what,
I gotta go.

Speaker 5 (23:48):
I gotta got goodbye, gat get out of here.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Hang up on yourself. Wow. By the way, you will
hear that.

Speaker 5 (23:56):
Exact topic again tomorrow on Tuesday morning on the Carolina
with T show on one O three point five KTU,
the Beat of New York.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
I bought him a bottle.

Speaker 5 (24:06):
I know he likes the single malt Scotch, and I
got him a good bottle minute he didn't open it,
and then that night he drank it with his other friends.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Yes, wow, Yes, Can I tell.

Speaker 5 (24:16):
You I once went over to somebody's house and I
brought a tray of uh pastry cookies, you know, like
a bakery, and they didn't put them out. And then
the next day they had people over and they ate
him with the other people.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
That's where the debate comes in. Are you buying something
because it's a gift for them? Which he probably saw
the Glenn live at eighteen google the price.

Speaker 5 (24:40):
Okay, bougie, Okay, let's put it this way.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
It's when you go into the when you go into
the liquor store, it's the one behind the counter you
have to ask for assistance.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
To get Okay, fancy guy, I'm.

Speaker 5 (24:49):
Just saying, I'm painting a picture here, so we'll know
the picture before you.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
So is it a gift where he gets to do
what he is?

Speaker 5 (24:55):
But you know, a lot of not this time, but
a lot of time when you bring food, yield agree
to this scary food.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
Is meant to be put out right.

Speaker 5 (25:03):
When you bring food, but hold on, you know, it's
usually something you like, not necessarily.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
It always is. Yes, you're right.

Speaker 5 (25:11):
You're like, oh, I'm gonna bring cookies and pastries that
I like. I want some Spolia Dell's. I'm gonna bring those.
Hopefully you get to eat them, but also get credit
for it. But when you bring a bottle of liquor,
you don't drink. So I mean you don't drink. Glenn Levitt, No,
I know, I know that's his favorite, but I guess
it's more of it. Well, I want to hear from
the slices on this. Why don't you send us a
talk back. If you're listening on the iHeartRadio app, hit

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the little mic button and respond back to this. What's
the proper etiquette when you bring something over?

Speaker 2 (25:40):
Are you? I thought you were going to ask them
if you should be posting video of their house.

Speaker 5 (25:44):
I mean, if you want, if you want to post that,
if you want to comment on that, feel free comment
on pretty much anything. Oh you know what, I just realized, Yeah,
this was the first time in two hundred and sixty
three episodes that I actually wanted Tea on the podcast.
That is very fine sometimes, but I actually was like excited,
you want he was going to be on? Yeah, because

(26:05):
you thought he was texting me and I was loving it. Yeah,
because he you know he was.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
He came on and he roasted your boy who you
still have yet to invite to your pool.

Speaker 5 (26:14):
Well, I don't need video of my pool, although my
pool was on our television show at one point in
the background.

Speaker 4 (26:19):
Something that's great, that's nice. Yeah, hey, slices. See, I
don't have a pool. You want to talk about the
real poor man?

Speaker 2 (26:26):
It's me. These people deal, these are these are.

Speaker 5 (26:29):
Raw privileged people, problems, scary still people problem apart and that.
By the way, that giant stack of paper behind scary
is still there.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
It's still there.

Speaker 5 (26:37):
Although although I have to say, we tried to tape
this episode to record this episode on Thursday of last week,
I think, and the paper wasn't there.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
What was the reason it wasn't there? Because it's back now.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
Oh because I was I was shooting another podcast with
somebody else and it was video, so I needed to
move the papers out of the way.

Speaker 5 (26:56):
All right, Oh boogie with the other podcast. That's me,
by the way, speaking about the podcast. Well, let's take
a break. When we come back, I'm going to tell
you about how I'm everybody's.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Favorite co host these days. Oh really?

Speaker 5 (27:06):
So yeah, I like to hear podcasts like crazy. Nobody's
told me that you're not in your own head.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
The Boys podcast.

Speaker 9 (27:15):
We will be right back.

Speaker 4 (27:17):
Enough about me, let's talk about me, all right, David
by No, we've been talking about you.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
The whole break was about Team U. No no, no, no, no,
I'm talking about me. Is your favorite co host?

Speaker 4 (27:27):
Oh, I'm leading you into the co host So what
everybody wants you as a co host on their podcast.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
That's how I see.

Speaker 5 (27:34):
So a few weeks ago, I did the Amazing but
True podcast, which is for The New York Post. We
talked about that with Jake Brown. That was great. You
can see that on my social media and you can
search for it on YouTube. Before that, I did the
Off Day SNYSE Off Day with the New York Mets podcast,
which is on their page. And then I just this

(27:56):
week I did the Believe b l e a v
podcas cast with our friends friend Nick Durst, who's now
hosting the Mets podcast for the Believe Network.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
So I did that guy, Nick Durst.

Speaker 5 (28:10):
Nick Durst, No, No, you're thinking of Durst from Lincoln Park,
Fred Fred Durst's Lincoln From me?

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Am I right? You know, I'm right.

Speaker 5 (28:19):
Podcast tomorrow I'm recording with with my friend Seth Uh.
We're doing and I'll talk more about this next week.
I'm doing a Secret Invasion Marvel Disney Plus show Secret
Invasion with our friend Seth Everett, who used to be
the uh pregame show voice of the New York Mets.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Doing that tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (28:39):
I just did a Appetite for Horror podcast with Brando,
which is now available.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
We talked about the Walking Dead.

Speaker 5 (28:49):
So everybody's asking me to do the podcast with them,
So slices hook a brother up. When I post those things,
just go watch it. You know, even if it's like
a minute or two. I need to get the hit
counts up so people appreciate me having Let's go So
the Nick.

Speaker 4 (29:04):
Durst podcast with David Brody is that called Nick Durst
and the Limp Biscuit. Hey, we got to talk about
our Mets experience. I mean, we we've prolonged this well
first of all. Then that's part of the reason why.
I mean we were we were busy Wednesday. We didn't
record because we were at the Met game and I

(29:26):
volunteered to drive.

Speaker 5 (29:27):
We'll start there. I volunteered to drive. Yes, I asked
you nicely if you were drive, and you said, yes,
absolutely you were drive.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
And why was because you have a peg leg or something?
No no, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 5 (29:39):
No no no, my bad legs are my knee is sore, sore,
And so I asked you if you could because when
I'm driving, I can't stretch it and loosen it up
as as much as I want.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Senior citizen problems.

Speaker 5 (29:53):
Yeah, okay, all right, scary your birthdays coming up in February.
You want to talk about it. I'll be fifty. Yep, yes,
you were fifty?

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Is fifty? All right? Continue?

Speaker 5 (30:02):
Yeah, okay, all right, so let's talk about you driving.
I get I get in the car right with scary
but very nice car. I had not been in the
car before. You can only imagine Scary's car. Uh what
a BMW convertible as Greg t would say. It's a
ship box. It's a you know, yeah, but it's not

(30:22):
as humble as Greg ta. Anyway, the car is beautiful,
very comfortable, very nice to put the seat all the
way back at a lot of leg room. The minute
we get in the car, Scary.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
Is in a panic. We're gonna be late. We're gonna
be late. We're gonna be late. We're gonna get there's
gonna be driving. We're gonna be late. I said, let's go,
ready to go? Here we go? Hees. I just gotta
stop for gas. You can't wait a minute, Yeah, wait
a minute.

Speaker 5 (30:40):
First of all, if you're in a hurry to go
somewhere and you're worried about time, and and it takes
me forty minutes to get to your house, Scary from
where I live, why haven't you gone and gotten gas? First,
he's so worried about time. It was ill prepared, ill prepared.
So we go to the first gas station. Scary doesn't
price shop for gas. He does I know where the
cheap gas is and Skar's neighborhood, but he doesn't go there.

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He goes to the first gas station.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
He was out of the way. The other one was
out of the way, so I wanted to go.

Speaker 5 (31:06):
I'm gonna walk in a half out of the way
to save like twenty cents a gallon, which is like
four bucks. But bougie boy doesn't care. So we pull
in and he tells the guy. He says, premium, gotta
put premium, and Scary sports car got I have a
Dodge charger with a giant Hemi engine.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
I use regular, gast I gotta use for you. All right.

Speaker 4 (31:25):
This has been an argument before because people saw me
putting regular on your by the way, on your recommendation, Brody,
I was putting regular into the BMW and three people
called me out on it, and one gas station attendant
and like, what are you doing.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
You're ruining your car your engine. That car needs premium gasoline.
It's a lease. I know, it's a lease that was
my reasoning for it. I'm like, I don't care. I'm
not gonna have this in three years.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
But then like, dude, it's all about the performance of
the engine, and you're really fucking the car up by
doing that.

Speaker 5 (31:57):
But look, if you can afford a BMW, you can
afford the gasy, tells the guy. He goes, fill it
up right with premium cash. Now, at first I thought
Scary was wanting the cash discount, right, but I look, Scary,
it's the same price.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
He goes, No, I pick cash. Okay.

Speaker 5 (32:14):
First of all, there's apps. He could have gotten the
Xon app with a mobile app. I think we're in
an Exxon and save five cents a gallon. But he
doesn't think that way, So fuck you throwing money around.
Second of all, who pays cash for gas would when
you say fill it up?

Speaker 2 (32:27):
It's one thing. If you like, give me twenty bucks
a gas.

Speaker 5 (32:30):
The gas was like it was it was change. It
was like sixty four dollars and twenty cents or something,
or eight cents whatever. They round it up to the
nearest dollar. That's what they do. Well, you know what,
I'm rounding it up. If it's eight cents, they're gonna
charge you ninety two cents. Luckily the guy rounded down.
But here's the pot that pissed me.

Speaker 4 (32:46):
No, no, no, They keep tapping the tank and more gas
comes out until they get to the nearest.

Speaker 5 (32:51):
Round dollar or yeah, so they don't have to make change.
This guy walked away. It's Jersey's pumping.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
Your guess. He walked away.

Speaker 5 (32:58):
Your guess was sixty four eight or something then, and
he just gave you back change of your hundred. And
for those who don't realize it, you're in the state
of New Jersey, probably one of the only states leftumps
the gas they pumped there, you're not allowed to pump
your own guests in New Jersey not supposed to debatable. Okay, okay,
but here's the kicker, here's the key. I want to
pull this up on my phone. I'm gonna read it
verbatim because I don't want to be, you know, wrong.

(33:21):
I notice that as we're getting gas, scared in turn
the engine off.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
I did not, so.

Speaker 5 (33:27):
First of all, it's not an old wives talau. I
looked it up. First of all, it's slightly dangerous to
leave your car running while your car is combusting and
burning gas To be putting more gas in the car.
I've tested this one, okay, I've just so you know,
I've already ran ran, I ran this, hold on, I
ran this through with the Morning Show, and the consensus

(33:49):
is it really doesn't make a difference.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
Danielle leaves her car running all the time. She's the
biggest word.

Speaker 8 (33:53):
Ward.

Speaker 4 (33:53):
I know, it's all ok it's definitely an old wives tale.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
It is. No, it's not. It's not Okay.

Speaker 5 (33:59):
I look it up and I'm gonna read in a
second why you shouldn't leave the car running.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
But more importantly doesn't mean anything.

Speaker 5 (34:06):
More importantly than the danger of blowing yourself up is
you are wasting gas while you are getting gas. Why
would you leave your car running to burn gas unless
it's hot and the air conditioning is on, which was
not the case. Why would you leave your car on
to burn gas while you are getting gas?

Speaker 4 (34:26):
How much first gas are you really wasting? How much
gas are you really wasting? It's like it's like an
I consider it a year. I consider it an extra
long red light. You spend more time idle than you know,
doing other things. Okay, then you do getting You're not
going anywhere, you know, you're not moving.

Speaker 5 (34:43):
Why would you leave your car running outside of air conditioning,
which was not an issue? Why are you letting your
car run while you're getting more gas?

Speaker 2 (34:53):
Why?

Speaker 4 (34:54):
I'm telling you because well, air conditioning is one thing.
It's like fucking ninety degrees.

Speaker 5 (34:58):
Set aside aside from air conditioning. Because you and you
always leave your car on.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
I always leave my car on because it doesn't mean
anything because you know why, he goes, why should I?
Why should I shut my car off and then turn
the engine back on when you just leave it on?

Speaker 5 (35:10):
What you know, because you're burning gas, you're also adding
to the wear and tear of your engine.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
And I'll tell you what.

Speaker 4 (35:17):
You add more wear and tear by turning the car
off starting again.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
So it's the same thing. I got the same argument
for you.

Speaker 5 (35:24):
That's where That's where I will read to you what
JD Power and Associates says, Should you turn the engine off?
Conventional wisdom has always said yes, that is precisely what
you need to do. While you can technically keep your
car on, there's always a non negligible risk. Gasoline vapors
can come in contact with static electricity, which can ignite

(35:46):
a fire. Ultimately leading to an explosion. All right, so
then scary, here's that and he goes, you said negligible.
So then I said, scary, you should ask a professional.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
Yes, And what does he do?

Speaker 5 (35:57):
I asked the guests as the guy who works at
the gas station in Jersey City, New Jersey. Yes, And
he says, excuse me, is it okay?

Speaker 10 (36:04):
If?

Speaker 5 (36:05):
Is it okay to leave my car running? And the
guy says, he looks at me and goes, oh, yes. Scary goes, ah, see,
I'm right, he got it. The guy barely spoke English
and he said, oh yes, And I.

Speaker 4 (36:19):
Said it's not necessary right, he goes, it's not necessary
engine and guess what he said, let's And the reason
why I went to him is because he sees tens
of thousands of fucking cars a year getting gas because
he's pumping it.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
He's the guy with the experience, so apparently.

Speaker 5 (36:37):
Engine to the scientific properties of gasoline.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
When he's pumping. That guy's in the know. He's pumping
me my gas, so he knows it makes him an expert.

Speaker 5 (36:47):
And the guy at McDonald's is an expert on friars
that yeah, it works.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
You can actually learn it's on the job training.

Speaker 4 (36:54):
You can learn a lot of shit from doing your
own job, just just by having like plumbers and think
of anyone with a hands on job with the experience
of it. The more experience you have with it, the
more you're an authority on it.

Speaker 5 (37:07):
I worked at a restaurant that had four fryers, and
two of them was supposed to be set I think
three fifty, and two of them was set at three
seventy five because there was a reecooked fish in one
and whatever. And one day he noticed that they were
both set to three seventy five. And you can't you
would burn the food that you cook it that's supposed
to be three fifty. Well, you have two options. You

(37:29):
have only really one option to lower the temperature is
to either turn it off and let it cool off,
or lower the gauge and let it cool off slowly.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
He decides.

Speaker 5 (37:38):
He goes in the back, he comes out, and he
throws an ice cube into the fryer because he thought
that would cool the grease off.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
Oh god, do you.

Speaker 5 (37:47):
You know if you don't know what happens, will you put?
Well guess what rody?

Speaker 4 (37:51):
I worked around fry elaters and on the job training
tells me, you don't fucking do that, because what happens, Brody.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Blows the grease goes flying everywhere, hot grease.

Speaker 5 (38:05):
My point is that guy is no more an expert
as a petroleum engineer as the kid by the Friar
who threw an ice cuban.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
You just proved my point.

Speaker 5 (38:15):
Because you work with something doesn't mean you're an experts point.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
It's trial and error. That guy will never do that again.

Speaker 5 (38:21):
That guy will never do that again because he blows
up at the excellon station.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
That guy will not do it again. We don with
the guest. Thing.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
You want to comment on my driving now saying that, Well, listen,
I'm the one giving you the ride.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
I'm the one. But you drive.

Speaker 5 (38:40):
You drive like like you're playing a video game. Scary
speeds up in a lane and then switches lanes and
speeds up, then slows down.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
When the car in front of him is in front
of him. Then he's like.

Speaker 5 (38:54):
Scary, nobody told you to put your foot down, and
goes no scar, admit it. Plus, Okay, I'm the one driving.
I'm the one behind the wheel. I'm the one who
has to deal with the traffic. You could just sit
there and fuck around on your phone. I appreciate you driving,

(39:16):
but by the way, I did not fuck around on
my phone.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
It's rude to go on your phone when another person
is driving you. I didn't. That's debate, abone.

Speaker 5 (39:23):
Yeah, well you you were always, Yes, if I when
I drive, you're always on your phone. You're you ignore
the person when they when you're when you're not driving.
Scary like in your own world, you're like, oh, Instagram,
that's a great topic, right there.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
I like that.

Speaker 5 (39:35):
Yeah, well you know because all my friends no, because
you know, I carpool with uh Andrew and Sam and
Gandhi in the morning and and in the daytime and
coming back, and they're always they're always in their phones
when I'm driving.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
I don't take offense to it. But is that right?
Is that wrong? Do they have to be engaged?

Speaker 5 (39:55):
Is it the equivalent of falling asleep while the driver's
driving and the past and your falls asleep that just
checked out?

Speaker 2 (40:02):
Is that the same thing? Yeah, yes it is. I'll
tell you what.

Speaker 5 (40:07):
I used to not realize it. And for years, whenever
my wife would drive, she would always take the long trips.
She would take the long we would go somewhere like
really far. We would would take her car. It was
more suited for long trips. We had the kids, whatever,
and she was driving, and you know, sometimes.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
You don't talk.

Speaker 5 (40:21):
After like twenty minutes whatever, I would take out my iPad.
I'd watch football, you know, on my iPad. Oh yeah, whatever,
and she would be like, she would get mad at
me after the fact. She would like, I can't believe
I drove and you sat down your iPad. Well I
did all the driving. And I was like, but what
did you want me to do? We weren't talking. What
does it matter if I go on my iPad? Well
that was years ago. Well, now weeks ago, you're a

(40:44):
you're attentive. We had to take We had to take
my dog to a vet about an hour and a
half away. He needed a specialist for his back. Back sarge,
I'm sorry to here. Yeah, he's okay, he's okay. Now
he's learning to walk again. He's good, he's good.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
But I had to.

Speaker 5 (40:58):
I said, I'll drive. You hold him during the car ride.
She said great. Yeah, Well during the car ride, now
that I'm driving, I noticed.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
She's on Instagram.

Speaker 5 (41:10):
She's playing a game, doing different things and I'm like,
do you're on medicine. I was like, wow, now I
know how she felt all those years. So rather than
criticize her for doing that, I just said, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry that all those times I was on my
iPad because now I know how it feels. Because you're like, oh,

(41:32):
because I was driving.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
I'm going, by the way.

Speaker 4 (41:34):
That was also your slick way of pointing it out
to her that she was doing the same thing, so
maybe she would put it down.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
I wasn't passive aggressively doing it.

Speaker 5 (41:41):
I waited till after the ride, while we were at
the VET and I was like, listen, so we'll let
you know. Remember all those times I was adducee and
I was on my iPad. I get it now, I'm sorry.
So yeah, but anyway, huge Rove, I was not.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
On my phone. We went to the Mets game.

Speaker 5 (41:55):
We got a good parking space, and we go into
the private entrance and as soon as we walk in
it's the owner's entrance. I will continue this conversation. I think, okay,
we'll talk about that. Yeah, we get in, we're in
the stadium, we're right back. I love how it's taking
forty minutes to get to the story. I love that
typical Brooking boys. So there we were. We we got

(42:23):
the royal treatment. I was floored by by what they
gave us and how they well, first of all, they yeah,
they rolled up the red carpet for us from the
second we pulled up from the special entrance we went
in andto like, oh my special we're not talking about
the wheelchair access. No, they gave us special bracelets that

(42:45):
that had the owner's suitet information on it. Now, when
Scary and I have gone to games before, we have
sat behind home plate, and behind home plate there's a
little restaurant were you go and help yourself, Like it's
a buffet, very nice, not extravagant, but nice. And we've
talked by their steak and the you know, hot dogs
and pretzels, and we we've been very fortunate to get
in there. But the back of it, the back of

(43:08):
this restaurant area is a glass door that opens to
the hallway, the inner tunnels of city field, where the
press room is and the locker rooms down the hall whatever.
But there's a door right behind this entry exit of
the back of this little restaurant area, there's a door
and over the years scary and I have seen celebrities

(43:31):
and guests of the owners go in that door. Politicians
you know, have gone in Mayer's Center. We've never been
in that door. We were never in that door. And
that door connects to back prior owners of the Mets.
One owner had one suite and there's a staircase that
leads to another suite upstairs, one on top of the other. Yep, well,

(43:54):
they escort us to the door. We finally, after so
many years, get into the door. We did it, and
behind the door is a big room with huge Mets
logos on the wall like mirrors, and it was amazing.
And there's an elevator. There's another woman who operates the
elevator who is just there to let us on the elevator.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
Crazy.

Speaker 5 (44:16):
So we go on the elevator and they're like, the
elevator will open on the other side of the doors
on both sides the elevator, and then once you get
off the elevator, there'll be someone there to escort you.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Again. I had to pinch you. Never alone.

Speaker 5 (44:25):
I could not believe the kind of treatment we got.
This was like mission impossible. We get off the elevator
and now we got to meet the owner's assistant. I
don't think we should mention her name, but she's wonderful
and she greets us. We were expecting you. They take
us to a checkpoint. At that point we see the
staircase to the to Steve Cohen's suite. He's the husband

(44:47):
of the woman, a female woman that we're going to see.
His wife, the owner, he's the other owner, and he's
got a suite upstairs. And so we see that staircase
and they and they bring us in. And now we're
in the suite and they tell us, just so you know,
the owner Alex under the weather, she will not be
joining you this evening, but please help yourself to everything,

(45:09):
and and and so, first of all, my first thought
Scary was, oh, that's awful.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
I really wanted to meet her.

Speaker 5 (45:14):
But then Scary and I look at each other and go, well,
I guess that means we'll have to come back.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
Yeah, she already invited us back.

Speaker 5 (45:24):
I just I've been emailing with her this morning and
she says, you have to come back. When I'm there,
she says, I'm so bummed I missed you. So now
I picked out a special Mets jersey I wanted her
to see like I was, you know, like all like, well, listen,
we're nervous.

Speaker 4 (45:39):
Nevertheless, we had a great time. There were people hosting
us and we were just sitting there like in one.

Speaker 5 (45:45):
Full bar, great food. You can it's on my Instagram.
I didn't have I did not have to look at it.
Not one drink because I was driving. They gave me
bottles of diet coke. What more can I want? No Ice,
no Ice, no Ice coke, no Ice. Brody was in
their but no, we really see the leather seats with
the blue seats, right, We're doing too much of this.

(46:06):
I feel like, can we just say, can we just
say hold on? I want to say two things, so
I promised our listeners two things. Number one, we got
to meet the guy who throughout the first pitch. His
name is Logan Aldridge A.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
L D R I D G E.

Speaker 5 (46:18):
Now, if you don't know who Logan Aldridge is, he
is a star on Peloton.

Speaker 4 (46:22):
Yeah he yeah, he is an instructor on Peloton in
the resistance in the weight weight training, weight training. In fact,
he's got a very Even if you don't know who
he is from Peloton, he's got a very viral clip
that's out there of he You know, he has one arm,
his left arm, his right arm, he right as only
a has his right arm. And he was a lefty,

(46:43):
so he had to convert everything to his right hand.

Speaker 5 (46:45):
And he basically pitch right handed and he's left He
was left handed, yes, and he basically but but in
the YouTube clip that I'm talking about, he lifts over
two hundred and fifty pounds of a bar bell with
one arm. So and that that he has millions and
millions of views. So that's how you may know him.

Speaker 4 (47:03):
But he also, yes, isn't an instructor for Peloton, and
he did him.

Speaker 5 (47:08):
We took pictures with him and at one point, now
I don't know if you guys remember, well, I'll go
back and remind everyone later, but oh good, do you
have to tell you.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
I'm gonna remind every righty now.

Speaker 5 (47:19):
We did a meat market and for Z one hundred
in New York, I don't know about twenty years ago,
and it was a hot dog eating contest. We had
to put your hands behind your back and put your
face in the plate of hot dogs and eat as
many hot dogs as you could in sixty seconds whatever
it was and you couldn't use your hands. Well, one

(47:39):
of the guys who was competing literally didn't have hands.
He had some kind of deforce whatever was. He was
born with some kind of difference. And Scary noticed he
was bringing his arms around at one point and Scary
yells at him, hey, no hands, and we have a

(48:00):
picture of it because people were taking pictures for our promotions.
No hands, no hands, And I'm Scary yet I thought
he was cheating. I thought he was cheating, right, but
he had no hands. And the guy looked like, I mean,
he looked like he got offended at first hand until
he realized it was the rules of the game. So
Scary is talking to this guy Logan, who by the way,

(48:21):
now we're in the present, we're back in the present,
present time. It is one of the most inspirational people
I've ever met, and I I fist bumped him, you know,
and I'm you know, you don't want to stare at
his left shoulder. But he's very cool, he's very confident.
But you know, Scary is a hugger. So the guy
goes to like fist bumps Scary, and Scary puts his

(48:42):
arms out and goes to hug him, and.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
The guy can't, you know. It was like he because
he's got one arm, you can't. So what you can't
hug a one armed guy?

Speaker 5 (48:52):
He can, he can hand you his You will buy
his left arm side like you were expecting him to
reach back around you.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
It was he looked that you're weird and then you
were like oh, and you pulled your arms back.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
It was just what these you're mic quacking?

Speaker 2 (49:07):
What is happening?

Speaker 5 (49:08):
No, I moved the mic stand. Don't be a dick,
don't don't try to. But however, Scary did get a
hug in. He did get a good hug in, not
only what logan. When we first got there, there was
a woman who runs pr for the METS. I think yes,
and I think Scary had met her before I had.
And she says, oh, hi, Scary, nice to see you again.
The woman's that's it, end of story, nice to see

(49:30):
you again. Scary is a good two feet away from her.
She's now turning back away to talk to the people
she was talking to, and Scary goes, yeah, it's nice
to see you again and throws his arms around her,
and she was like, oh, yeah, I guess we're hugging.
She had no clue a hug was coming. The hello
was fine.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
Why did you need to then?

Speaker 5 (49:52):
Because in my mind, in my mind, sometimes it's rude
just to say hello and not hug.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
It was fine for her, but I didn't know that.
She over the shoulder went oh, hi, I used to
see you again.

Speaker 5 (50:06):
Her head was turning back around, and you were like, oh,
you gave her.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
A big hug, you know what to look like. It
looked like.

Speaker 5 (50:13):
When grandparents go to hug their eight year old grandkids
and smooch them and they're like, all right, all right.
You know, listen, I know a lot of people they
love to hug. I know people like to.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
Kiss, kiss on the cheek one of them. She wasn't
one of them. You don't kiss on the cheek. No strangers,
not a stranger in France. Once you could you want
to tongue her. I don't know, no, But it's it's weird.

Speaker 4 (50:39):
We come from a different time, man, I mean, we're
used to the hugging, the kiss from the Meden.

Speaker 5 (50:44):
My uncles used to kiss me on the cheek all
the time. Were they really your uncles? And they were
like neighbors that.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
They were uncles.

Speaker 5 (50:52):
Okay, I don't know, it's they weren't some guy that
met you once.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
Everyone's got boundaries. Everyone's got boundary. I know people.

Speaker 4 (51:01):
I know people that don't like to hug or kiss
or either, and they're family members and that's it.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
And you just don't mean.

Speaker 5 (51:07):
You hug a straight when you hug a strange woman
in general, and she doesn't turn to face you and
her shoulders go up to her ears. All right, Well,
I kind of looks around. Eventually, eventually I came to
four seconds. Don't you take the hint?

Speaker 2 (51:22):
Eventually? Yes, yeah, it was like four seconds. I watched.
I was like, yeah, well, wouldn't you just go? Okay? Yeah,
no for that?

Speaker 5 (51:34):
Okay, all right, So the last thing I want to
talk about about this suite. I go into the men's room.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
Men's room.

Speaker 5 (51:39):
There's one bathroom, beautiful marble floors, beautiful countertops in the corner,
and trust me, scary I wanted.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
To take it.

Speaker 5 (51:48):
I would never take it, but it was so nice.
There was a beautiful box about eighteen inches wide, about six.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
Inch uh oh, boys, you have to yourself.

Speaker 5 (52:01):
It was like a marble box. Okay, it mets box
had at logo on top. It was made of marble,
and it was about eighteen inches wide, six inches deep
of four inches high, and this in the bathroom. So
I'm like, this is a beautiful box. I would love
a box like this. What a great like to put
your jewelry in your watches? A beautiful box. So I'm

(52:23):
thinking it's like, you know, there's probably fancy Mets napkins inside,
you know, maybe like toilet trees, like little cologne, you
know whatever. I'm like, what could be in this box?
So I posted on Instagram and people like, what's in
the box? It's scary. I want you to guess. What
do you think was in this awesome marble Mets box?

Speaker 2 (52:43):
Someone's bat? A ball? No? In a in a box
four inches high, four inches four inches high, eighteen inches wide. Yeah,
like it. There was like a jewelry box, very beautiful marbles.
I couldn't even think. I couldn't even fathom what's in there?
What was there?

Speaker 5 (53:01):
I opened it up and it was full, scary. I
could take as many as I wanted of what I
could put them in my pockets? What tampons? Oh my god,
it was a beautiful Mets box of tampon, tampons, tampons,

(53:25):
nettles to say, I was a little disappointed for me personally.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
Yeah, if I'm a woman, If.

Speaker 5 (53:30):
I'm a woman in there, I don't know if I
know to look in the beautiful Met's box if I
need a tampon. But very nice of of of this,
of the of the ownership to put that out for
It's very.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
Thoughtful, very very thoughtful. Very But yes, I was personally this.

Speaker 5 (53:43):
I don't like hand like a little Mets mints would
be in there, or like Mets pens, like, hey, you're
at the owner's suitee a little Mets souvenir. You know,
maybe there was like a little Mets pencils something cool.
No they even Mets tampons. They weren't.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
I hope not. I hope they don't have Mets logos
on them.

Speaker 4 (54:01):
No awful imagine having I mean, I would like to
wipe my ass with the Yankee toilet paper.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
That would be cool. I like to do that's to
put some logo on there.

Speaker 5 (54:11):
But if I was a woman, a Mets tampon would
be like, oh, I'm getting closer to the team.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
I get that.

Speaker 5 (54:17):
But they were not Mets dampons. All right, they were not.
It was regular tampons. That's I'm done, okay. I think
we should save our talkbacks for the next episode.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
No, then they'll be old.

Speaker 5 (54:32):
You want talking back about the last episode?

Speaker 2 (54:35):
You want to do the ski? Yeah? Yeah, go for
more thing, one more thing.

Speaker 5 (54:41):
So in addition is Scary driving like a maniac and
putting gas in his car. When we leave city Field,
you have to come out and you have to make
a rite and in the middle of the street, directly
outside of the exit of the parking lot. It's a
two lane road. Right, you need to go right a left,
but you can't go left. There's a police car an

(55:03):
suv parked in the middle of the street and the police.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
Are waving people. You gotta go to the right. You
gotta go to the right.

Speaker 5 (55:11):
Scary goes to the right about the length of the
suv and then makes a U.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
Turn around the police vehicles and goes left.

Speaker 5 (55:20):
Damn straight, illegal U turn like as if as if
it was a poll imagine just like driving around a
pole on your bike. Scary drove he went to the
right because that was what he had to do, and
then immediately made a U turn around the police car
and then went the wrong way. Damn straight, that's fucking balls.
Of course, balls, of course it is. And I know

(55:42):
they're not but they're stationary. They're not giving it, they're
not in handing out ticket mode. They're not well, Scary
says to me, how's he going to chase me? He's
outside his car waving people to go to the right exactly.
So I was like, so I have a point. So
don't Scary made an illegal U turn around the police?

Speaker 2 (56:00):
Yeah? I did. Balls, It was balls.

Speaker 5 (56:03):
But you know what, Yeah, no one said boo to me, right,
No one dead, No, no one dead. Okay, all right,
here's some talkbacks from episode two six early today. There
we go, yeah, well yeah, this is it?

Speaker 2 (56:14):
All right?

Speaker 8 (56:15):
Yeah, very Danny P from Bay On, New Jersey, Scary
Fackdale's they're just mocktails. You say fake cocktail. We can't
take fake mocktail.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
Oh yeah, I said fake mocktail. So it's yeah, we
got all. That's right. It's redundant. Appreciate mocktail would be
a cocktail. That is redundant. Thank you, Danny, good catch.
I missed that.

Speaker 11 (56:33):
And Scary Jamie from Queen's Here, I wanted to comment
about the restaurant cutting off breakfast on Scary. Yep, they
could have made an exception and made something small straight
was said, like with what they have available compromise, what
if Scary knew it was going to be cutting it close?
Why not just order ahead? I think Brody said this

(56:55):
like briefly and it got glossed over. But next time
just order ahead of.

Speaker 5 (56:59):
Well could because people wanted to dine in and you
can't order a head to dine in, which, by the way,
one of our favorite barbecue places in Brooklyn. They they
actually got really smart because people were trying to outsmart them.
The place is a line with a line a mile long,

(57:20):
so to get in to order to sit down and
you know, you get your food and you sit down
at the table. So people were standing in line.

Speaker 4 (57:30):
They were in line ordering online through through the website,
and then by the time their order was ready, they
would come off the line and they would take the food,
sit down at the table, rip open the bag, and
then they would eat to go order there well, as
a result of everyone trying to buck the system outsmart them,

(57:52):
they said, fuck you.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
No more online orders on weekends. Suck it.

Speaker 5 (57:58):
So now you're if you really want to order online,
they force you into going through door Dash and Seamless
and grub Hub.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
So because you know, those guys are just they are
the people that you know.

Speaker 5 (58:09):
So so now you know you got to go to
a third party and they're the ones that are waiting
for the food and then delivering it to your house.
But they make sure that they gets delivered to your
house and not the table.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
Isn't that great? Yeah, people think that's smart. They're smart.

Speaker 11 (58:24):
Oh hey, Roadine, Scary and Jim from Queens again. I
also wanted to say, nice Seinfeld reference when it comes
to the title of episode two sixty.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
Two, No Breakfast for You got it? She got it?

Speaker 5 (58:37):
I was where the title came from, No super for
you episode Very good, well done, well done. All right,
here comes another one. Wow, we have a few of
these here today.

Speaker 8 (58:45):
Hey, fellas your resident Brooklyn boy here, Uh, just a
quick thing, Alisha Leopolitan his anchovy, that's why it's pronounced
that way.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
And Scary you are one hundred percent right to be pistel.

Speaker 7 (58:57):
Off about that.

Speaker 12 (58:58):
Uh eleven o'clock breakfast ending bullshit.

Speaker 7 (59:02):
Yep, I have a good one, guys.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
You have enjoyed.

Speaker 5 (59:05):
It was eleven oh one that could have made the exception.
Nothing changed in one minute that they couldn't have done.
A ten to fifty could do what they clearly changed.
They changed over the quarter to eleven scary.

Speaker 13 (59:15):
Scary and Brody calext check that ad.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
Brody is wrong. I can't even say it's you're always right,
but I don't know.

Speaker 5 (59:33):
He's just singing the songs just for the hell of it. No, no, giving.
I heard him say, Brody is right.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
That's what I heard about.

Speaker 13 (59:38):
So okay, Brodi scary scarying Brody's James from Miami episode
two sixty one. I agree with Laura. Fuck bad lady
from Walking with her photos, fuck.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
There, and Brody is right. Brody's right on what Okay
under steak dinner scary?

Speaker 13 (01:00:02):
Come on, okay, get it together. We want this steak
dinner or wreck.

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
Okay, okay, don't cut my man off. I didn't cut
him off, he ended. Okay, all right.

Speaker 5 (01:00:16):
I was just gonna say. He referenced Laura from two
sixty one. I don't know what Laura said, but I'm
glad you agree with her. You gotta this guy's back again.
This guy's back and there's no stopping this, dude.

Speaker 13 (01:00:26):
Brody and Scary is Scary and Brody is James Agan
Episode two sixty one, Maryland, You're wrong, Scary, ohs Brody
a steak dinner for.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
I love him. That wasn't the venue. It wasn't the time.

Speaker 13 (01:00:45):
Go back and listen episode zero, I'm just carring Maryland
Slices for life, Baby Miami.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
This guy's tripping. I love him. Hey there, Christy from
so Brooke totally on board.

Speaker 10 (01:01:01):
Was Scary.

Speaker 14 (01:01:02):
They definitely should have given him breakfast called in ten
fifty nine. Was in there at eleven am. Why are
you putting things away and packing things up at ten
forty five when your breakfast doesn't.

Speaker 11 (01:01:13):
End until thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
Thank you.

Speaker 14 (01:01:15):
Absolutely they should have given you breakfast.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
I appreciate it. Yeah. See, Brody doesn't think so. No,
you know what, I'm coming around.

Speaker 13 (01:01:25):
I'm coming to Brody and Scary is Gary and Brody's
James from Miami again episode sixty two, and reference to
the bands doing a minute but daily, what's the difference
between what they did? Granted they were younger and up
and coming and these bands are older, but it's like,
Scary says, what am I paying for? Like, yeah, the

(01:01:48):
atmosphere of the crowd, but don't you think gets wrong?

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
Also, all right, keep up the good Well there's a
lot of these this time. How about lip syncing? Yes? Yes?
How are we getting through this? My god? Hold on,
we gotta plot through god. Hi.

Speaker 12 (01:02:04):
This is in reference to episode sixty two and Scary.
If you and Robin knew you were going to be
running late, you should have called the restaurant and placed
in order so that way by the time you got
there at eleven nineteen, it wouldn't be ready for you
and you still could have ordered breakfast. Appreciates what I
would have done. Thank you, Love you guys, Love you too.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
We don't know her name and where she's from. We
still wanted to eat in Thank you.

Speaker 13 (01:02:26):
Scary and bro Oh my god, I'm scary James Miami
episode two day Brodie, I hate all those people.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
I hate him, like the last episode. Fuck deal, fucking
seventy seven, Fuck all those people.

Speaker 13 (01:02:44):
Keep up the good word, guys, Slice for Live Baby
Jammy Episode sixty two, Brooklyn Boys Podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
It did you go? Oh my god? Hey hey James,
Brooklyn Boys dot Big Hotel dot Com.

Speaker 14 (01:02:58):
Yeah, go Hi, by Scary Samara from Upstate New York.
This is the If you play this, it'll be the
third top back you play a Plate of Mind.

Speaker 11 (01:03:07):
But I agree with Scary. They should have given him
the damn.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
It was eleven o five. I would know, I would say, no,
it was.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
Eleven am on the dot while other people are sitting
in front of him with breakfast.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
Exactly, give him the damn eleven o one. What's difference?
Oh no, I'm not gonna do that. That love her.

Speaker 5 (01:03:30):
She sounds like she's from downstate New York. I love
her attitude.

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
Excellent.

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
My first talk back talking about the theme song last week,
you almost had it right. It was weird for me
to hear weed and Boys because I'm so used to
Brooklyn Boys now.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
But awesome, man, see y'all.

Speaker 4 (01:03:50):
Yeah, startup starting original, Yeah, yep, it's actually weedham Boys
hip hops.

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
Yep.

Speaker 8 (01:03:57):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
Also, the Cowboys kind of adopted that as their theme song.

Speaker 4 (01:04:00):
We then boys, we're associated with the Cowboys, Brody, We
got to fix that.

Speaker 5 (01:04:06):
I tell you, I grew up a Cowboys, a Jets
and a Cowboys fan, not a Cowboys fan anymore. But
you feel like I have pictures of me and a
Cowboys jacket when I was a kid Marka's team in
the Setons.

Speaker 10 (01:04:16):
This is Lee from outside of Philly, so scary. I've
worked at a few different restaurants. Kirgerbing when I worked there,
if it was eleven o'clock and someone wanted breakfast, if
there was food left, we would give it to them. However,
it might not be as good. But if there is

(01:04:38):
another place and we close at nine and you're there
at eight fifty nine, I'm sorry, Okay, this is league.
And however, I do think if you're working in a
restaurant that pays for tip, sometimes the last tables, like
the ones that walk in a minute or two before
the kitchen closes, really turned out to be great tivers,

(01:05:03):
especially if they are drinking. So but you're not overserved
because that is illegal. Yeah, there's my thoughts.

Speaker 4 (01:05:13):
You know what, I will say this, I was about
to give them a big tip for them to get
me breakfast, but.

Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
You know what, they they're lost.

Speaker 9 (01:05:22):
Good morning. This is your boy, Juanacus. Hey, it's scary.
That's what you gave for going to a bougie ass restaurant.
No more breakfast as still eleven by the way. They
opened at nine, so that's breakfast for two hours. So
you have a two hour window to get your bougie.

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
Ass, right, what two hours?

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
Avocado toes on something?

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
They didn't even have real breakfast items.

Speaker 9 (01:05:46):
What were you gonna get dusty ass fucking chicken sandwich?

Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
Yes, that's right. They only do breakfast for two hours
from nine to eleven. This place. He must have looked
it up. Hey is your boy one? Oh it's brody
and scary. He's scary. Why didn't you call Ahead? You
know you're running. You know there's a bouchey ass place.
You know this Ahead name is Scary.

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
Jones have fifty million followers on Instagram. I work for
the Morning Show. They have four billion listeners. I'm gonna
reveal your restaurant, put some eggs back your avocado ship together.

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
For me, it's you're bad, bro, You're.

Speaker 4 (01:06:26):
Bad, gonna not gonna flex on them, and I'm not
gonna play.

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
I'm not gonna play.

Speaker 4 (01:06:32):
But if you could have I could, I could still
do it. I could still I go to go to
yelp right now. But I don't want to destroy local
and small businesses.

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
I don't want to do it even though you, even
though you said their name on the podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
Hey this is your boys, brody and scary.

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
Hey, brooken boys, this is scary.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
I know where you are trying to go for this
boushy ass place because they had four different types of
avocado toes, only avocado toes and everything, but you got
them a downstreatment. You went to your boogie place, got
McDonald trees Man mcdonaldrymans after the thirty normal breakfast, no exceptions,
no exclusions.

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
You're out. You're out, scared. Joe's no ava toast for you.
Guys had too much sugar. Thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:07:13):
By the way, my town just got back to me
and they've confirmed that it's male dear poop. It is, yes, right,
everybody on Instagram confirmed confirmed bare poop not bare poop.

Speaker 15 (01:07:27):
One a scary I call this inks ta karma because
Yu yok gand this young crazy size hearing about where
she got her breakfast. Well, now you from your bogie
ass four point seven stars and Google reviews.

Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
Don't get no breakfast. So how did that taste.

Speaker 8 (01:07:47):
To you?

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
Good day, sir, That's what they said to you. Good day, sir.

Speaker 15 (01:07:51):
It's eleven and one normal breakfast.

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
Good day.

Speaker 5 (01:07:55):
Why why are people issuing multiple talkbacks?

Speaker 2 (01:07:59):
Can we have like, what he's a person? What did
he say? It's eleven oh one? He said his own name. Whatever.
It is just funny because he's one. I'm just saying,
everyone's like, want thank you again? How many fucking an issue?
Scary you?

Speaker 5 (01:08:12):
Do you even eat avocado toast? I love avocado toast.
Avocado's very good for you. This is one fast because
I swear to.

Speaker 14 (01:08:19):
God, as I'm listening to two fifty eight, I am
laughing at how many people are probably dming you now
about a show that was in June, Slice for Life,
Brodie and Scary.

Speaker 16 (01:08:31):
Yes, kiss, I.

Speaker 2 (01:08:32):
Don't know what she was talking about.

Speaker 5 (01:08:34):
Oh, sorry for your loss. We gave away tickets.

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
Oh that's right, that's right. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:08:39):
By the way, you just said something that drives me crazy.
There's an old spice commercial with it. I forget the
guy's name, and he's an actor and he's always with
the same the same women.

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
He's black, they're all black.

Speaker 5 (01:08:50):
Maybe you've seen the commercial, and he's always mad that
they steal his uh, his old spice products. And in
a new one he sees that she's got his body
body wash whatever, and he goes if you because if
you take my stuff again, I swear to God. But
then you don't say anything you just did that. You're like, oh,
if we get one more call from one vesket, I
swear to God, that's a that's.

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
A Brooklyn thing. We do that all the time. We
gotta say what you're gonna do.

Speaker 5 (01:09:13):
I swear to God, I'm gonna punch someone. I swear
to God, I'm gonna delete his phone calls.

Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
I'm gonna say, I'm gonna kick a baby no, because
God's going what scary? What? What do you what? That's
what God? Keep it on my hanging.

Speaker 16 (01:09:25):
Hey, brooken boy is your boy one? And he is
broke in scary a scary. I know what happened. They
ran out of the dell to put on your tomatoes.
That's why they couldn't serve your breakfast.

Speaker 2 (01:09:38):
Wow. Wow, we're gonna have to start charging one like
ten cents.

Speaker 9 (01:09:42):
Of good morning. This is your boy one scary twenty cents.
I'm with you, I understand. I don't get the sculpture either.
That you know it's eleven to one, no more breakfast. Hey, listen,
there's no button for the avocado. I can't serve your
avocado even though we do half pieces of avocata opened
the back. You know when you went to bogie, please

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what you respect? You've said what you.

Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
Needed to say. Hold on something like this. It's not
called Twitter anymore.

Speaker 5 (01:10:13):
Hey, uh at this point, slices, just know that there
were a bunch more Wan Vesquez voicemails that we're not playing.
We edited them, so when you hear this, just know
there were more. And by the way, why we love you.
We're just fucking around with you. But we did edit
out the rest of you calls.

Speaker 17 (01:10:30):
Okay, no more is more on from Orlando, Florida. First,
I was wondering, can you guys block people on the
talkbacks like you can text messages, Like if someone just
really irritates you, you're just like never going to hear
from you again.

Speaker 2 (01:10:44):
Bye.

Speaker 17 (01:10:45):
And then number two, specifically for Brody. I saw a
sign on the back of a truck today that said
this vehicle makes no rights on red and I don't know.
The grammar just seemed off to me, so I wanted
to get the experts opinion.

Speaker 5 (01:11:00):
Uh, yeah, it's that's correct. It's like like an RBI.
People like run bad.

Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
It in.

Speaker 5 (01:11:07):
People say it's technically runs bad it in so they
call it uh RBI rather than RBI's But it's rights
on red.

Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
Yeah, I don't make it right on red. I don't
make multiple rights.

Speaker 5 (01:11:17):
It's fine. Okay, that's fine. I make it right on red.
And if you're in front of me you don't make
it right on red, I'll blow the horn loudly a
lot fucking turn.

Speaker 2 (01:11:24):
Turn. It's New Jersey. You can turn.

Speaker 3 (01:11:26):
Rebecca here, Slice for Life, so brody. While you were
talking about Jerry Duty, my blood just boiled the whole time.
I'm a clerk in Hudson County and this ship drives
me crazy.

Speaker 13 (01:11:38):
Believe me.

Speaker 3 (01:11:39):
We want jurors back in person. Fully, I don't want
it virtual for the first part. I want everyone in
for the whole thing. It's so much easier.

Speaker 5 (01:11:49):
You want to meet those people, Yeah, I don't think so.
In reference to the zoom call we did with two
and fifteens, No, you don't want to meet people like that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
No, then they're gonna have dumb questions in.

Speaker 3 (01:11:59):
P continuing for Rebecca here for Jerry Duty. So the
mute button is my best friend. I'm the co host
of the meeting. I mute everyone the minute someone says
good morning, you know, the whole group of points on mute,
good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, and out
there mute, mute, mute.

Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
I love that button. That's awesome. Yeah, we need that
for one fast guys, we do.

Speaker 18 (01:12:25):
Hey, guys, want to cure for Miami. I fell at
bit behind, but I'm binging to catch up. I just
had to reach out on this one. I just finished
episode two thirty nine, and I know that was like
seven months ago, but Brody, the reason it's grammatically correct
to say that you win free gas is because you
aren't actually receiving gas as your prize. You're receiving the
ability to purchase gas at no cost to you. When

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you win money, you don't save free money because the
prize you are receiving is the money.

Speaker 2 (01:12:52):
Well, that's all.

Speaker 14 (01:12:52):
Just had to get it off my chest.

Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
License to the beginning. Thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:12:57):
Here's what I'll say, right or wrong, whether I agree
or not, I love that it drove him to have
to leave a message, uh from a seven month old episode.

Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
It's great, that's good. There was a good topic things.
We're doing the right thing.

Speaker 4 (01:13:08):
I guess Okay, Broksky and Brody.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
It's Rock and Steve over there. I had to do
a talk back about the one title song that you
have to sing. I mean the song you have to sing,
you know if you don't get the lux right you buy?
You said tequila? Or what about wipe out? Wipe boun
who one? I the one word he uses to wipe out?

Speaker 16 (01:13:31):
Guys keep going over there, Rock and Steve by the
bing by the boos.

Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
Okay, he's right, wipe out? Yeah, you brand like on
you joke? What? Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:13:51):
I don't know if he called back, so play the
next message in case he called back, and if he didn't,
I'll explain what he said after the next talkback.

Speaker 2 (01:13:58):
Oh my god, it better not be one basket.

Speaker 7 (01:14:03):
Pau commenting on Skeary's breakfast at eleven am. I was thinking,
maybe it was the aliens that turned you away. You
gotta be careful with Gary. I think they know them
and they're a little pissed.

Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
So it's great. Thank you. All right, buddy, I've had
enough of talkbacks for today.

Speaker 5 (01:14:25):
Okay, Jay, real quick, let me explain the talk about
the guy said he loves my rants, but what happened
to unused jokes.

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
Well, here's the problem.

Speaker 5 (01:14:30):
Oh yeah, I don't work on the morning show anymore,
so I'm not writing any jokes for the Morning Show
that they weren't using.

Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
There's that.

Speaker 5 (01:14:37):
Yeah, Although, if you want a joke, I did, I did,
I did send out. I did send out a tweet
today that I think is kind of funny. So I'll
give you the one joke I did today.

Speaker 2 (01:14:45):
We're gonna end on a high. We're gonna end on
a joke. Well, I hope we're gonna end on a high.
Who's to say so.

Speaker 5 (01:14:51):
As of today, July twenty fourth, twenty twenty three, Twitter
is now called X.

Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
Yeah. I I'm not saying that's the smartest move.

Speaker 5 (01:15:01):
In the world to rebrand a company that's so successful
and as world worldwide recognition as Twitter. But uh so
I wrote if a bird logo gave birth to thoughts
shooting out as tweets, right, that's why they would call
tweets because of the bird logo. Will rebranding Twitter to
X mean that user thoughts will now come out as
excrements or excretions.

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
That's funny. I like that. Yes, all right, you can
use that joke. I don't know, No, I think it's
an unused no.

Speaker 5 (01:15:27):
I tweeted it or I exit or I excreted it,
whatever the hell you call it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:31):
Now, can't tweet anymore. You exit, I don't know what
you do. Speaking of TWT, we're gonna exit right here,
oh stage live right then? Maybe we'll do another episode
this week.

Speaker 5 (01:15:44):
Huh, you know what we should Maybe Thursday, Boys, Boys,