#264: Brody Could've Been Killed!

#264: Brody almost died 3 separate times in a week; Skeery got butt hurt that nobody acknowledged the 40th birthday of Z100; The pilot who killed time while waiting to land by flying around in a penis shaped flight pattern; The city is becoming a disgusting place to live; Listener Talkbacks

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Start Up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start Up,
Brooklyn Boys, start up Up. They making noise, dot Up,
start Up, dat Up, Episode two sixty four of the
Brooklyn Boys podcast. Very exciting. It is exciting. It's an

(00:24):
exciting time, would you agree?

Speaker 2 (00:27):
We yes, But I'd like to apologize for those of
you who listen to the minute we drop our podcasts.
We did a podcast late from two weeks ago on
a Monday on Monday, and time to do one later
in the week. So now we're sort of back on track.
But it's been it's been a week and a half
since our last episode. We're back on the horse. We're

(00:47):
good as Scary goes on vacation into August. But other
than that, I think we're.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
I will be going on vacation at the end of August,
but then, but that comes every year and you know that.
So it's fine. You mention too, Brodie. You've been all
over the place.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Oh yeah, I've been to my living room, I went
down to the den, I came back upstairs. Listen, I've
had a rough week and a half, Scary. Why while
you're you're hanging out in the Jersey Shore and partying
and going to dumpling houses. I was almost killed three
times in the past week.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Is that possible? You want me to tell you now,
I'll tell you a couple wait to say the short stories.
Yeah what? Yeah? How did you die? You almost know
you're not. I mean you're exaggerating obviously. No.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
So early early or late last week, maybe Thursday. I'm
out on my front lawn and I see I have
a large tree on my front lawn, very large tree.
But the branches, some of them are low, and when
they get too low, I have to have the tree
guy calm and trim them. It's he has to raise
the canopy. It's called right, So he cuts all the

(01:55):
low hanging leaves and branches off. Well, I was walking
the dogs and I noticed that one of the low
branches from the tree that heads towards the street, all
the leaves are gone. They're not they're not brown mamas
and pappas. They're all gone.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
So the limb is dead.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
So I bring the dogs back in the house and
I'm like, you know what, I'm just gonna pull the
dead branches off that are angled down, right, It's gonna
take those off because they're they're angling down and there's
no leaves, and then the medium sized limb that's coming
off the tree. When my tree guy comes in a
few weeks, I'll haven't cut it off.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Shouldn't you have the professionals do all of the tree
removal and all the branches of.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Okay, in hindsight, scary, yes, So I've always broken off
the little the little branches, you know, just break them
off the dead break them off. So I break one
little twig off, one little twig, and the entire limb
falls and hits me in the shoulder and just misses
my head, knocks me down. Oh my god, you Okay,

(02:54):
So I ended up with a I had a big
red bruise on my left shoulder.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
But had I been a stand a little to the left,
they would have knocked you in the head, like hammered
you into the ground. That's correct.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Luckily it was a glancing blow on my left shoulder,
so I survived that. A couple of days ago.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
The advantages by the way of living in a in
an apartment, I don't have to I don't have to
deal with tree problems.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
But gad, so today's Thursday, as we're recording this on Tuesday,
So two days ago I have the guys coming the mike.
He's a contractor, but he does gutter cleaning. So you
know the gutters that go around your roof where it
catches the rain water and leaves. Well, I have trees
all over my property and so leaves fall into the gutters.
So I had to have the uh, the gutters cleaned.

(03:40):
And while they were there, I said, hey, I have
a light on the back of my house. It's the
spotlight and uh, you know, there's a light switch inside
the house and you turn it on and it lights
up the backyard. So if I want to swim at night,
I have a light. That makes sense, right, you follow?

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Yeah, Well, because it's so high up, I can't change
the bulb. It's like you need a two story ladder.
So since these guys, the gutter cleaners, have the long ladders,
I give him a couple extra bucks and they go
up there and they change the bulb for me every
couple of years.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
When it goes out, no problem. And it's a special
kind of bulb.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
It's a sodium bulb that's part of the story and
it takes like thirty forty seconds to warm up before
you see the light. So He changed the bulb for me,
and I put the switch on and the light's not
coming on. I said, well, look closely, because it takes
forty seconds.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
He's looking. Is no light. I see it is no light.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
So I give him a second bulb because that had
an extra bulb. He's a special like twenty dollars bulbs.
He goes back up the ladder. He puts the bulbin.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
There's no light.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Like, son of a bitch. Maybe the unit's not working.
He goes go check the fuse box. Okay, so I
have to go into my garage. Let me explain to
you my garage. One of my garage doors I use
all the time for my car, and the other side
by the by the breaker box. I don't use that
often because I have some storage in there and we
don't park a car in the second half of the garage.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
It's gonna put storage. People do that right. Well, about
a month.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
And a half ago, the a garage door on that
side has three cables. The chain in the middle that
lifts the door, and on each side is a cable
with a wheel that helps keep it on the track
and roll it up. Well, one of the cables snapped, Oh,
I don't know about a month ago, but it's been opening.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
And closing no problem. And I'm like, you know what,
I gottat my guts clean. The light's gotta be fixed.
I'll hold off on fixing the cable because the door's
working fine. So I opened the door and I walk
over to the fuse box. The garage door goes up,
no problem, and I hear and I look up and
the bottom third of the garage door is breaking loose

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and falls and hits me in the back same spot
as a tree. No. No, It like slides down my back,
but it didn't really hurt because I moved quickly. But
it almost landed on my head, in which case it
would have killed you. I would have been dead. Wow,
I would have killed me. Okay, So I had to
have the twice tractors lift the door back up, put

(05:57):
it back on the track, and then my garage guy
had to come and he, you know, he fixes it.
Surely I couldn't have died a third time though.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Well, hold on, so he says to me, this cable
is rusted. I installed this cable for you a couple
of years ago. It can't possibly be this rusted. How
can this cable have been this rusted and snapped, I said,
I don't know. It doesn't get ret it doesn't get wet.
I don't know how it got rusted. So he looks
at the cable and he follows it down to the
door and next to my garage door. Like inside the garage,
I have a shelf where I keep seeds and ice

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melt and stuff. There's a giant sack of fire ice
which if you throw it on ice, it melts it
and burns it like it's not safe animals, like, it
really melts the ice fast. The cable was scraping up
against the bag so often that it ripped away the bag,
and the cable was going through this shit that burns everything.

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So it burned my cable and that's why the door
fell on my head. So twice almost killed.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Times third times of charm Brody, you want me to
take the third time? Now? I mean embarrassing. I mean, well,
might as well just go for all three here? I mean,
and by the way, doesn't death happen in threes? You
might have actually have heard it. You might have avoided
three different movies.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Time series is a final destination where they escape death
and then they have they eventually have to keep escaping death.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
I think, I think. Yeah. Anyway, So this weekend satas
Friday night. Yeah, no, Saturday, Saturday night.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
My family goes away for the night. They go to
visit family, so they're out of town. I'm in the
house by myself with the dogs and I'm not, you know,
off and on a Saturday night alone. But I'm alone
in the house and I go to bed like one o'clock,
the dogs get in bed, everything's great. Around two thirty
in the morning, I hear.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Bo, okay, i'd be out of there. I fucking that
random weird noises and you live in the suburbs. No way, no,
thank you. Okay.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
So I have a split level house, which means I
have a lower level, a middle level, and a top level.
So I'm in the bedroom and in the back of
the house. So I look out my rear window and
none of the lights are on. I can't see the
front of the house from the back bedroom because I
have a light censor there that goes on. I can't
see if the light went on, and so like my
dogs are going I'm like, okay, I don't know what

(08:30):
this noise is to ghost right, But there's no cars
on my garage right on the driveway because my wife's
car is not there, and my car's in the drive
in the garage, and I'm like, maybe somebody thinks nobody's home.
And I remembered I pulled the blinds down in the
front of the house because uh, you know, I was
watching a movie, so I wanted darkness to watch the movie.
So I'm like, it's gonna look like nobody's home. So

(08:51):
I'm like, maybe I'm hearing things, and I hear I'm
hearing noises again, so I'm like, oh, holy fuck, I'm
freaking out.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Now.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
I'm like, I don't want to call the police, but
you know, I'm hearing Like now I'm here in silverware clanking,
and I'm thinking they're going through my drawers here in
the fucking house.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Are you serious? You really thought you had an intruder
at that point? Hold on, I'm yes. So I I
dial nine to one and I'm like and I done
nine one one.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
I don't hit send. I'm like, maybe, okay, maybe I'm mad.
And the dogs like going to the bedroom door going
and I'm grabbing him like shut up, shut and I'm
here in, you know, silverware banging, and I'm I'm here
in clunking. I'm like, holy fuck. So I called nine
one one and she says, you know, what's what's the address?
What's the emergency going? There's people am I house?

Speaker 1 (09:45):
House? God? He's like, sorry, I can't hear you.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
I don't do anything, rob She says okay, So it says, oh,
you know, should I should we send somebody?

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Do you see them? How many are there? I'm sitting
in my bedroom. I hear and so she's like, Sir,
I can't hear you put some don't make me, don't
don't make me yell right, like what you gonna do? Hey,
there's people in my house. So it's just I'll send
people over hold, stay on the phone. So I go
standing on the phone and I still hear the banging

(10:16):
in the clanking. Jesus, I said, so, how how long
before they're here? I live in a small town, Like, sir,
they're on their way? What is on their wing? And
I have boomed.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
I'm like, oh fuck, they're going through my kitchen and
my living room.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Are you kidding me? Brodie? And I'm like they haven't
come upstairs yet. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
I'm so she's like, they're they're the police are at
your house. So I look out the back window. There's
four police officers with flashlights and guns pulled. So I
open the windows slowly and I go, I'm the homeowner.
And they look up and they go, okay, all right,
you know what are you hearing? I go, I think
there's somebody downstairs by the by the kitchen or the
diet like well, there's no signs of forced entry, and

(10:58):
there's cops in the front of the house, and so
I go down. He goes, come downstairs and let us in.
We don't see anybody. We looked in your windows. We
looked there's nobody downstairs. So they go downstairs and there's
four police officers and they come in there. You know,
they put their guns away, and they go open the
front door. Open the front door. There's five police cars.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Scary, Oh my god, did you make up your neighbors
by this point something must have been no. It's two
three in the morning.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
They didn't have sirens on because they don't want to
alert anybody, so they're just the lights are flashing. But
I don't know if anybody woke up or not. Now,
I've got like eight police officers in my house. They
asked me to recreate the sound because the sound had
stopped before they arrived. I'm like, I heard these noises,
like the doors weren't open. I don't know if they left.
I don't know what's going on. It was the ghost
hold on.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
They go in my bedroom, they op, they open up
my hot tub to see if someone's hiding in the
hot tub. They go in the basement, they open up
all the closets, they're go into the whole house. Nothing's there.
I go, they go listen. I'm sorry, it's a false along.
They couldn't have been nicer. They go, look, whatever it was,
Maybe it was an animal, Maybe it was a deer
slamming against your back door. What it is, that's what
we're here for. We're glad you called. You know, the

(12:03):
house is secure, no signs are forced to entry. You're fine.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
I go, oh, I'm soorry. I had to throw clothes on.
You know, it was, you know, my underwear for sleep
in whatever. It's like, all right, well, thank you officers,
have a great night. And they leave and I'm like, okay,
the house is empty and fine, and they're gone, and
I'm in the kitchen, I'm getting a drink. I'm freaking out,
and I realize I had I must have accidentally hit

(12:28):
the delay button. My dishwasher was spinning and hitting a
tall tup aware and rattling the contents of the dishwasher
at two in the morning, even though I said it
at like ten And that's what it was scary. The
dishwasher was clunking and banging against the tall tup aware
and making the silverware rattle. And I thought I was

(12:50):
being killed.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
I could have been killed my dishwasher. You know it
was gonna be something as stupid like that. I mean, Jesus,
but I get dogs were growling. I thought the dogs
must know it's not the dishwasher. Wow, holy shit, So
leave us the talk back on the iHeartRadio time. You
thought you were being robbed, but you weren't, right, What

(13:13):
was it? Yeah, so you're you have you have a
bougie dishwasher that well you could just set a timer
on it. Is that what you can put You can
have it going delay.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
A lot of dishwashers have a delay button, you know,
like if you're going out, you're like, oh.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Let it run while I'm out. Well, I set it
to go off at ten, and I was watching a movie,
and when you watch a loud movie, you don't hear
the dishwasher. So I assumed the dishwasher had already run.
But I must have put it on like a four
hour delay, because at two o'clock in the morning, boom
boom scared the hell out of me. I've never called
nine one one, like for a house. I was about
to say, I don't know if I've ever you know,

(13:50):
I would, I don't know if I've ever really called
nine one one.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
It happens to me the one weekend I'm alone in
the house and my family's out of town.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
I haven't even told my wife yet. I'm too embarrassed.
I mean, I'm I'm sure someone will hear this in time.
I mean, I'm okay. I'm happy, you're okay. Times three,
I'm happy. I'm okay too. But then I was like,
I was mortified. Thank god.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
The police officers didn't like, I think it's your dishwasher.
If they had to open the dishwasher noticed yes.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah, wow, So.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
They were they were convinced it must have been like
the shitting deer in my backyard. I was slamming against
my house or something and was like, yeah, maybe we
never followed up. No, I'm not going to call the
precinct and said, well, I just want to let you
know it was my by the way, I'm a dumb ass,
and it was my dishwasher.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
No, because the next time someone's in my house for real,
they'll be like, oh, it's his dishwasher. And the boy
who cried wolf, the boy who cried dishwasher or deer, whatever,
three times we will be right back. I don't think
I've ever been in that situation before. I mean, there's
definitely been times where I think I've been visited by
a ghost, like in the middle of the night. What

(14:52):
sense the thing is, I only have one other room
to look in if I'm not in my bedroom, I
just have to just come out into this open area,
which is like a living room kitchen combination. And you know,
I've heard some things in the overnight, but I never
really Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
I told the story about how I was actually almost robbed, right,
I did call nine one one once before, Yes, yeah,
tell a story.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Yeah it was a while ago in the townhouse. But yeah,
and the guy was kicking my door down. That was real.
So that's what always happening was real. So that's why
you figure you have experience with it. And I do
know that years ago. But you know people I will
I will say I have heard that, you know, robberies
and thefts and home invasions and cart grand larceny. It's

(15:34):
all up in the suburbs. They're going into the nice neighborhoods. Now,
people are getting desk.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
I don't know if I mentioned this to you, but
I know I've talked to my wife about it. There
was an article in the local paper about a month ago.
Maybe it's one of the websites, I don't know. It
said that my town, and I don't know that seven
or eight surrounding towns are having a problem where people
are breaking into the house when people are sleeping or

(15:59):
when they think nobody's home and stealing or looking for
the second key fob to the cars. Oh really, they're
getting so like if you have an extra key fob
and in your night table or your kitchen drawer, they're
looking for them, and then they come back and they
steal your car with your own key. So now I
have all my key fobs everything hidden where they'll never

(16:20):
find it. But I was like, oh my god, it's
the key fob bandits. That's how I thought they were
coming to trying to find my key fob. So that's
the new Scamboni.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
I didn't realize that that people are going. But isn't okay? Wow,
you know, I don't know. I don't know much about
car theft, even though we're from Brooklyn. You think that
we would know. We would be the people who wrote
the book.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Yeah, my pasts had two cars stolen within three months
in Brooklyn.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Isn't It was somebody going around with the same frequency
fob and they were just just pressing the button and
going up to all the cars in the lot to
see which one would start or which one would open
up the lot. There's only so many frequencies, right. Uh.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
Four cars ago, I had a fob and I parked
on the street in Manhattan, and when I did, when
I set the alarm, another cars alarm went off. And
when I unlocked my doors, his door's unlocked.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
That that's the same.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
Yeah, I mean they made let's say there's ten thousand codes.
You live in a big city like Manhattan, I mean
the odds is still ten thousand and one. But it
could happen.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Could happen that you could be parked next to somebody
who who has the same same frequency. So they're banking
on the odds of that not happening, right, and they're
certainly not telling people about it, right, What if it's Kenneth,
what's the frequency, Kenneth? You know what I mean? Well, no,
but that could happen. Yeah, I'm trying to think. You know,

(17:40):
you know, the only time that there's ever been a
problem with theft is my aunt, my grandmother. Back in
the day, they were someone stole your aunt, your grandmother. Yeah,
they were living in Brooklyn and they were you know,
they got the three story house and they were in
the basement all watching TV. And then they just they
heard people break in the middle floor. They got into
the jewelry box. Day. They stole a whole bunch of shit.

(18:02):
Why did they fit in the jewelry box? Exactly I
don't know, but exactly that was, you know, Brooklyn in
the nineteen nineties, in the early nineties. But I don't know. Yeah,
it's much safe for now. Please, city's turning to ship dude.
I was out last night. I saw a woman. Where

(18:24):
are you in the city in Manhattan? Yes, and I saw?
Was it last night? It might have been a few
nights ago. It might have been a few nights. I
try to I wasn't drunk. No, yesterday, I wasn't. I
was not in the city yesterday it was. It might
have been over the weekend. Whatever it was, it could
wait a second. Last summer days. I have three days
peeled off the calendar. Wow, man, I am really fried.
Huh No, this a minute. We gotta be that.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
We gotta be the Hack, the Hack radio show, or
the or the the Hack small town news station.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Can you believe it's August already? Can you believe? Can
you believe it's August? Happened to the summer?

Speaker 3 (18:56):
Well?

Speaker 1 (18:56):
First of all, before I go further, the calendar. If
you look at the calendar for this year, there's only
four Fridays and four Saturdays. I'm sorry, four Saturdays in June. No,
four Saturdays in July, fourth saturdays in August. There's only eight.
Usually you get ten because of the way.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
The calendar usually is not five weeks in every Yeah,
some of them get five, yeah, four or five, right,
But there's there's four Saturday nights and in July and
four Saturday nights, and I always get five a lot
of times during well in the summertime.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
You want the fives. You want the two that have five.
So so every few years that's gonna happen. Yeah, yeah,
so I want I want ten Saturday nights instead of eight,
you know what I'm saying. But this year we got
short changed. This summer definitely feels shorter than the rest.
I don't know what it is, maybe because the weather
sucks for so long before it got nice. But it

(19:54):
just the fourth of July happened. You already feel like
you're summer's coming to an end at that point. It's
only downhill from there. And then summer still didn't start.
I don't know for whatever reason. Summer didn't really start
gearing up until like a week ago. In my mind,
that's just me. I mean.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Yeah, by the way, mid July, I think the seventeenth.
Don't tweet us you guys know a lot of you
guys wished this a happy birthday. Yeah, our podcast turns
six years old.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Oh my god, on July. It's seventeenth. Seventeenth.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
That is technically we planned the planned the thing and
you know recorded earlier.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
That was episode zero zero wow, six years ago. Give
woud take a day at the middle of July. Wow. Anyway,
coming up on my coming up on my one year
of not working? Oh wow. The retired Life of David
Brody August eighth. Yeah, well, I'm tired temporarily while I'm

(20:50):
sleeping late every day. Yeah you got. I'll tell you what.
You're getting a lot better sleep than I am, unless
you've been woken up at three o'clock in the morning
by your dishwasher thinking it was Robert.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Scary texted me at ten fifteen today ten thirty. He's like,
I'm off, let's do the podcast.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Are you sleeping? Yes? I was, of course you're sleeping,
you bastard. I can't stand it. I wonder what it's
like my whole life. I never knew what it was
like to wake up past five am. It's crazy, you know.
You know what I'm thinking? What are you thinking?

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Well, I'm sort of dipping my toe in the water
with figuring out what i want to do next because
I've I wanted to take time off and I've done that.
I'm thinking an afternoon job maybe, you know in radio
or similar industry.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Later in the day. What's what are good hours?

Speaker 3 (21:38):
Like?

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Is eleven to seven good hours? Is that a good
eight hours? Eleven to seven, I think like ten thirty
to six thirty? What difference does that make at that point? Dude?

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Well ten thirty, Well, because you missed eight am rush hour.
At nine am, you slide into ten thirty ten traffic.
Ten to six, ten to six is that one? No,
six is too close to people working late. He's stuck
in the traffic. So good ten thirty six thirty?

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Eleven is I think eleven of seven is like the
ultimate eleven is seven.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
You get home watching baseball games, You can do.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
What you want to do. You can have an all
night party and then still wake up at a decent
hour to get to work. Yeah. I like eleven is seven.
Let's keep that. I do that.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
Yeah, we'll talk to your bosses at the company, see
if they can move the morning shuttle eleven.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Yeah, see how that goes. That's gonna be a great conversation. Yeah. No,
I was saying, how the city's going to ship? I
saw I saw a woman defecating between two park cars.
Fun times, right, defecated like scary likes to defecate on
the cars. It's getting better. Like like she was. She
dropped trow and was literally shitting between two parked cars.

(22:44):
This is the city we live in, folks.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
I don't think it's a city thing scary there. People
have always shipped in the streets. They're homeless.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
There's just more. There's more of them. There's more of them,
They're all over I've noticed that. I haven't noticed the
homeless problem. I go into the city a lot, not
as much. Well, you don't go to the neighborhoods that
I'm going through because I seempments. I see neighborhoods. I
am shitty ones literally literally. I'll tell you what the
problem with New York is. As a non marijuana smoker.

(23:16):
Now that it's legal in New York and New Jersey,
people are just doing it. And the problem with smoking
pot is the smell. It's all over them, It's all
in the air. I have a problem, but I don't
like to smell. It's just me. Oh I smell it.
I breathe in doubly, doubly, that's you. Maybe that's why

(23:37):
you can't remember what day you were in the city.
Perhaps anyway, I'm in the bank near my house and
i'm by there's there's two counters at this bank, two tellers.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
I'm at the right teller. This guy comes in with
a big head of hair and uh, he's got a
military jacket on, like a green cat whatever.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
And he smells like pot and so bad scary. It
was like you were in the call with him.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
And the teller is like, if you'll excuse me for
a second, sir, and she has to walk away, and
and the teller who's helping me looks at me and
gives me the eye like holy shit. It was like
remember pig Pen from from the Always had a cloud
of dust following him. This guy had a cloud of
pot around him. I couldn't breathe anyway. Later in the day, Yeah,

(24:32):
Jeff and I go to the movies and I sit
down and there's nobody to my right, and these two
guys come in and sit down next to me on
the right.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
We went to see Mission Impossible, which was very good.
And these two guys must be related to the guy
in the bank. They were reaking. I couldn't breathe in
PTO rican'me of the movie. No, I don't know. I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
I know I said they were reacan. Yeah, no, they
just so that's the problem with marijuana. It's like if
you it's on you, so everyone around you gets to
experience it. I still think you're into fantastic. I still
think that's better than smoking crack.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
I think smoke all the pot you want, smell like pots,
I don't care. We're we're have a list now of
like what's the highest and the lowest? Yeah, I mean
I think how often have you smelled crack? Scary? No,
but I've been hanging out.

Speaker 4 (25:23):
No.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
But I'm just saying, like, at least they were at
least they were smoking pot and they weren't doing crystal meth.
You know, that's all just say. I'm not judging their lifestyle.
I'm judging the aroma. And it wasn't even good pot,
Like at least I know the difference. You can't. Good
and bad pot have different smells. Yes, skunk weed? Have
you heard that term?

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Some pot smells like cheap awful shit like skunk like
like awful like shit on do you sink like the real?

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Yeah? I didn't know the pot had like you could
you could you could smell how expensive it is. Yeah,
there's grades like cigars. There's grades of everything. No, I
know that, but I didn't know that you can discern
it from the aroma.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Yes, I mean I could tell when it's Sometimes it
smells worse than other times. I can't tell you if
it's more expensive or not. But it was it smelled like,
uh yeah, let me look up skunk weed smell.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Skunk weed.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Researches identified three methyl two buttine one thiole as the
root cause of the signature skunky smell of hempen and cannabis.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
But it doesn't say.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
That it's cheap skunk weed good. The effects of skunk
weed will vary depending on the individual. Most users report
feeling happy you for it and relaxed after using this
particular strain.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Blah blah blah. It increases your levels of creativity. You
know what? We could use some here on this podcast.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Well, your end of it could. Yeah, you'll probably go
to the movies anyway. Yeah, I'm not an expert, so
don't quoe.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Why you complain? Why are you complaining? This is my question.
I don't like to smell. Oh, I'll tell you what
else I don't like to smell?

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Up?

Speaker 2 (27:04):
I don't like to smell cigarettes. All right, Well, I
can't breathe them. They make me choke. Okay, they go
in and it stops. Hold on, there's a reason I'm
bringing this up. I went to see a fantastic Broadway show,
really good Broadway show called The Cottage. And it's Eric
McCormack and Laura what's her name, Linny No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

(27:30):
no no.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
She was on Laurel Laura Bello.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
Laura bell Bundy, she was on How I Met Your Mother,
And and one of the guys what's his name from
SNL Alex Moffatt. Anyway, it's a period piece, takes place
in maybe the twenties or thirties, and they all smoke
in the show. There's a lot of smoking. But I

(27:56):
would have assumed they use fake cigarettes. Oh no, they
use real cigarettes.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Oh the method.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
Yeah, so they must have smoked I don't know, twenty
cigarettes on stage. And you know, in New York you
can't smoke indoors, so we're not used to that. There's
no smoking in restaurants, there's no smoking in movie theaters.
I can't smoke anywhere indoors, but they're smoking in the
movie theater because it's part of the show. I guess
they got permission, and it's real cigarettes, So the smoke
is wafting into the audience and people are laughing and

(28:26):
wheezing at the same time.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Have you ever had that? People comedy clubs before the
smoking band was like that. Yeah, it was terrible in
the club they used to you know, you know, I
used to go out at night to nightclubs and bars
and my I used to come home with my clothes
stinking so bad. Yeah. No, So I'm glad that they
got rid of that. And then, you know, and in

(28:48):
Miami was like one of the last ones to outlaw it. So,
you know, in more recent times, I remember coming, you know,
every time I was in Florida, it was like that.
But now I don't I can't think of a state.
I mean, maybe there's people listening that their state still
allows it, where you could smoke at bars. I think
was it a federal thing? I don't know, maybe no

(29:10):
hold on, So maybe there's a few states twenty eighteen.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
As of twenty eighteen, and may be an updated list
of smoking bands in the United States. As of twenty eighteen,
twelve states have not enacted a smoking ban that was
five years. And if you had to guess where in
the country they were located, what would you say?

Speaker 1 (29:28):
The South?

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Yep, all of them. Alabama. Again, I'm saying they're located
in the South. South is big smokers. Statistically, twelve percent
more smoking happens in the South. A lot of the
tobacco companies are located in the South anyway, Alabama, Arkansas,
or Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, South Carolina, Texas, Virginia,
West Virginia, and Wyoming. And before you say Missouri's not

(29:50):
in the South, when you're in New York, everything south mentally,
so at least as a twenty eighteen, those are the.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
States that you can still indoors perfect. Those are the
states I will not be visiting if I could help
it with Scary and Brody. You know, maybe I'm I
don't know, maybe I'm miserable. You don't have this problem
with Brody, but I'm happy all the time. No, So,

(30:20):
yesterday the radio station Z one hundred. Thanks Hillary Duff.
So yesterday nailed it. You did.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
Oh, by the way, apologies, I accidentally said I think
I said Lincoln Park instead of limp biscuit.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Two weeks ago. Okay, well let me let me, let
me come clean Hillary who sings, come clean? Hillary Duff again.
I was butt hurt that Z one turned forty years
old yesterday. The rail station, Yeah, the rail station, and
nobody acknowledged it. It was the weirdest non celebration celebration ever.

(31:04):
And you know, some people were coming at me in
my DMS and saying, oh, look at you, you you
what do you expect? But here's what I don't. I
don't expect anything personally. Okay, I'm just saying, forty years
in the industry, you would think that one organization we
work with, whether it be a record label or maybe

(31:27):
an artist or a restaurant, a restaurant clients, fans, someone
would have come through with some kind of food or something.
So that's what you're upset about that. I was upset. Yeah, like,
where's like, you know, where's Taylors Swift, even though it's
probably the record label. You know, hey, happy forty and

(31:47):
Z one hundred. Here's some cupcakes. Where's the celophane? Where's
the celophane with the cookies that you know, some bakery
might have favorite those Italian butter.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
By mid December when people started sending up, you know,
holiday baskets, that's Scary's favorite.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
He runs to the cellophane. It was just weird, not
even a card, something not for me for the radio station.
I went on the air and I went on a
rant about it until finally our good friend Tom Kelly,
who warms up the good Good Morning America team or whatever. Yeah,
some of you met him in our Brooklyn Boys meet up. Yep.

(32:26):
He's like he heard my cry on the air, my bitching,
and he went to Levan Bakery, which which has those
good those cookies that were so thick they looked like
fucking like mini cupcake buffin tops, and he brought them
in and he threw them at me. He goes, happy
fucking birthday, here's your fucking cookie. Scary like, shut up,

(32:50):
which was but him was very nice of him to
do that. We love you, Tom. But but the thing is,
it's like, is it really that insignificant? Because on the
on the side of that, I had Greg Teak running
down the hall and it's like, huh, he goes birthdays.
Who cares? He was Everyone's got a birthday, doesn't mean anything.

(33:11):
So what why is your birthday more special? Every radio
station is a birthday, every person is a birthday. But
I just thought that after forty years, like a forty
year is a commemorative moment. I'm not saying it's our
thirty third birthday. I'm gonna say it's a personal birthday
of a person. It's an entity, it's a station. It's
probably the most important or radio station in top forty music.

(33:33):
It is the most influential. Time they made a big
deal about it.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
I think was the twenty fifth anniversary, right maybe when
I started, I was right before the fifteenth anniversary. So
I went to that and they had a big party
at the Empire State Building and they invited back everybody
who worked at ZE one hundred for the first fifteen years,
so all the people you always listen to growing up
bus anyway, Yeah, we're all there, every who's there and
Scotch right, yeah, no, I know.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
And then people will say, okay, well, you know the
audience that listens there, like in there, maybe maybe a
lot of them are too young to remember, you know,
so we don't really celebrate it, we don't really acknowledge it,
which is fine. I'm not I'm not talking about on air.
I'm not talking about for the customers. I'm just talking
about someone we've people we've worked with all these years.

(34:18):
It's like a behind the scenes I don't know. It's
a uh it's a moment, right, wouldn't you say it's
a milestone. So I don't know. I just felt like
no one sent anything up. But the day when.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
Dowstation posted ten pictures on Instagram, uh, you know, retrospective
pictures at least of the last Yeah, no, I get that. Again,
that's not what I'm talking about. I was in one
of them, so I'm very excited. It wasn't I wasn't
in antagony, but I made it.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
I made it.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
You know why I made it because there was a
picture from Elvis's awesome wedding and I was in that
wedding picture.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
That's right. So I guess they couldn't find one without me.
What are you're going to crop you out? No, I'm kidding.
I know anyway, So my question is that I was
all dressed up. That was some wedding, wasn't it scary?
It really was wedding. Oh my god, what an event.
We've talked about it on this podcast before. Probably, Yeah,
that wedding ruined weddings for me because I can never

(35:17):
go to another wedding after that that would ever even
come close.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
But well, that was a destination wedding. We all had
to go out to New Mexico. So only compare it
to destination weddings.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Yeah, ah yeah, So maybe I'm crazy, but I just
thought that maybe someone would do something. And I didn't
get your take on this. I mean, and I know
that you've got no skin in the game, Brody, but
should and again, and I'm throwing this out there for
other people too. It's like when something is celebrated and
you have a milestone marker in maybe your life or whatever,

(35:48):
you think that people would acknowledge it. I guess they don't.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
I guess he's kind of weird because the radio station
turned forty, but nobody is there since the beginning, so
you're not wish the people a happy birthday, you're wishing
the station a happy birth.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Then you can't give a radio station a cake. Well
you can, I guess you can. You could throw it.
You could throw it in the kitchen to everybody eat.
I don't know, well, you could. You could give food
to the staff. Absolutely.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
But then the people who don't eve been working there
like two years, get a small piece. You would get
a I could just see scary. I've been here twenty
eight years. Give me that big piece.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Ah my god. You know, listen, forty years old, a
lot of people don't like turning forty. You didn't like
turning forty. I'm okay with it. I was okay with it.
I was, but in that respect. But when you were
thirty eight you were like, huh fuck?

Speaker 2 (36:46):
So ims on Twitter? You mean x No, it's still Twitter.
They just have axes the logo instead of the bird.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
Do they still say tweeting? You're tweeting or you're xing.
I don't know when I say xing, I'm gonna x
oh x out meaning yeah, taking a lot of drugs tweet.
I made a joke that dad, don't off anybody. What
did you tweet? I said?

Speaker 2 (37:07):
If if if if a bird logo means when you post,
it's a tweet because it was a bird if. Now
the logo is an X. When you send out a post,
is it an excrement or an excretion?

Speaker 1 (37:18):
It's an excretion excreted. Yeah, Yeah, I'm still on there,
but I think it's dead. Anyone who I'm sorry if
you if you're listening and you use it, Twitter does
nothing tell you what's dead.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
You ever have an idea, a good idea, and you
think you're gonna make a million dollars and you don't
do it right away, and then someone else comes out
with the idea and makes the money. Oh well, two
months ago, the hot new thing when people were turning
on Elon and Twitter was blue Sky. Oh, blue Sky
is the next big thing, and you download a blue

(37:54):
Sky and it was created by the original founder of Twitter.
So the guy who created Twitter, Jack, he sold Twitter
to Elon and now he's starting his own company blue Sky. Well,
remember Gmail, Back in the day, you couldn't get a
Gmail account. Lets you had an invite. Yeah, so blue
Sky said download the app, and then when you go
to when you go to register, it says send us

(38:14):
your email address to get on the waiting list, and
when it's ready, we'll send you a code. Okay, okay,
So all the all the all the newscasters are like,
find me on my new find me on blue Sky
and Twitter and Instagram.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
You're like, this thing's blowing up. I've never heard of it.
Blue Sky never heard of it, Brodie.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Okay, So I'm surprised because usually Scary calls me and goes, dude,
there's a new app.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
It's called you Got to Get your Name. You gotta
get it, yeah, like Threads. Like when Threads came out,
I was like, oh my god, they released it nine
minutes ago. Go go yeah as a log on.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
Except you automatically get it from your Instagram account, right,
So okay. But many times Scaries like there's this new
one called Friender, and there's another one like I had
like ten apps because Scars like this is the new
big one. They all they all hit the toilet. So
Blue Sky was going to be the next big thing
because they had Jack the creative Twitter created it. Well,

(39:08):
Jack the Rippers comes out, Yeah, Threads comes out, which,
by the way, no one's on Threads. They're like, oh,
ten million, one hundred million people signed up. They didn't
really sign up, they just expanded from their Instagram account.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
They didn't like it.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Was like, oh, I'll just I'll open up Threads. It
already has my log in and my followers whatever.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
But nobody's you. I mean I say nobody. You go
on threads. Nobody's threading. No one's threading.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
Now it's it's having like big accounts, they're like occasionally threading.
I put up posts, nobody comments, and everybody.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
Everybody was saying, well, it's the fastest growing social media
network of all time. Yeah, because because Instagram users just
went all right, turned the switch, put that on. Yeah,
press the button. Yeah good. It wasn't new.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
Users, it was already Instagram users, right, exactly, whatever, Exactly.
The point is blue Sky sent me last week, they
sent me my log in code, so I logged in.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Nobody's on blue Sky, no nobody. There's no timeline, there's
no there's no trending, there's no nothing. It's like going
away with a periscope. Yeah. Well, you know what, you
have a new thing. You can't keep people waiting for
three weeks because Zuckerberg's snuck in with threads. So you
fucked blue Sky. You fucked Oh blue Sky got fucked
by threads. But now threads. Yeah, you know, you know,

(40:19):
Twitter's having the last laugh here because they showed the
side by sides of who's threading and who's tweeting and yeah, okay,
so there was a major dip for about a week
or so with Twitter as threads took over for a minute, right,
but now threads is dead, are barely happening, and then
and now Twitter is is going back to where it

(40:41):
was because it isn't its own established thing. But I'll
say that to be number two, you know, right, I'll
say this though, I think Twitter's been dead for a
long time. I'm I'm not even a fan. I I
literally look at my Instagram and I get sucked into TikTok,
watching tiktoks, and that's my life. Facebook. Fuck it, Facebook's

(41:04):
there in the background occasionally, I'm not even I don't
even look at Facebook. It's crazy. And I know I'm saying, like, scary,
what happened to you? Yeah, scary, you're getting old. I
just I just I don't have time for it. I
don't have the bandwidth.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Well, I have time, nothing but time. I have time
for Twitter, Instagram and TikTok. But here's the thing about
about Twitter. They in Elon's ideas of you know, loosening
the stranglehold and freeing up everything, YadA, YadA, YadA. Every
day I get people liking tweets that I sent years ago.

(41:38):
They'll just be like, oh, Jasmine likes your tweet, and
I'll look at it and be like, oh boy, I
love twenty eighteen.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Like I'm like, what when did I like? It's old tweets.
I'm like, I don't wonder why are they liking old tweets?

Speaker 2 (41:49):
And every time you look at Jasmine and Michelle and
they're Twitter whores. They're Twitter sluts. They're just sex accounts
that are like spam accounts, and you look and they
have no followers, they're not following anybody. They have links
to sex sites and that's what they do. They want
to go, oh, who like who liked my You click
on it? So I block them. But it's like nine

(42:11):
or ten a day we're like, ooh, Heather liked your tweet,
and I'm like, Heather likes my tweet about about COVID,
Like that was.

Speaker 4 (42:23):
So.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
Yeah, that's the new thing, is the Twitter sluts. Again,
I'm not shaming anyone. They're not real women. They're just
fake accounts with pictures of and you know, it's funny
sometimes it's the same picture of the same woman but
different accounts. Yeah, so that's what Twitter is. That's what
Twitter is right now for me is uh is sex bots? Yeah,
hey are spots.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
You know. People did send me some dms asking about
when the next Brooklyn boys meetup is going to happen. Yeah,
I got two of those, and I don't know. I mean,
we have to We could plan it right here on
this podcast. We could talk about it if you want
to do you want to do one? I don't see.
The thing is I want it to be called meat Up,

(43:02):
but we don't necessarily have to do meat. We could
do pizza, but then it would be could pizza up.
We'd have to think of a clever name. But anyway,
what are you thinking? I mean, and what's the timeline
for this? We could call it slice it up? Slice
it up? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
We just slice, grab a slice, grab each other.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
I think. I don't know. I feel like pizza is
more us. But I gotta tell you that steak that
restaurant is so good. Yeah, Benjamin's Steakhouse. Why don't we
invite people to one hundred and fifty dollars pizza fest
that's going on in Brooklyn next month? Did you see that?
How crazy is Itdente?

Speaker 2 (43:47):
David Portnoy from Barstool Sports is having twenty five of
the top pizza places in New York out to come
out to Brooklyn at a big open lot or something. Yeah,
and it's well, you can eat pizza from the best
of the best. The names on this list are unbelievable,
some of them. But I'm thinking, scary, you and me,

(44:08):
can we possibly eat one hundred and fifty dollars worth
of pizza? I'm tempted, Like, I don't know. I don't
have to gain fifteen pounds instantly.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
It's all carved. I don't think I could make up
the money, but I think the experience of it is
worth it. Like I think you're paying for the experience.
I mean it's worth it. I don't think our slices
would a show up one hundred and fifty dollars, But
that's expensive for Doe and and Tomato sauce people from
Hawaii again and all over the country. But that this

(44:37):
reminds me, Brody, you're looking for a gig now now
that you're free, you may want to apply to be
the pizza influencer. Did you see this with our friend
Illiar and our friends at Slice the Slice? Do google
it right now, Brody. It's in the news right now.
They're looking for a pizza that's an influencer to hire,

(45:03):
pay him one hundred and ten thousand dollars a year,
and all they do is go around eating and rating pizza.
How great is that? The Slice app And this is
not a commercial, by the way, they're not a sponsor
right now. In fact, I contacted him this morning because
we mentioned it on The Big Show and I said, hey, man,

(45:23):
we're talking about you. Elvis actually said he wants to
give up hosting the morning show and apply for this job.
So yeah, So they're looking for somebody for one hundred
and they'll get paid one hundred and ten thousand dollars
and all you have to.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
Do three TikTok and Instagram reels a week. Yep, TikTok
videos and Instagram reels three yep, and.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
All we gotta do is eat pizza. Brody, you'd be
perfect for this. And we have an end. We know
the owner, we know the CEO of Slice. Let's not
advertise that becers. If I got the job, people were like, oh,
it is them, but how great would that be? I mean, Brodie,
it's a thing be a pizza influencer. You wouldn't do it. Yeah,

(46:11):
I like the idea of it. You just don't like
the You don't like what the told is going to
take on your body after a year. Yeah, I don't.
I know me. I'd like to just go take a bite.
Take a bite. I'm eating a whole pie. No, I
can't do that. It's a it's a great gig. Like
I like the idea of it. It's out there. How
do they apply, by the way, in case anyone let them,
google it, Google slices, google it the slice app.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
I could see shady jew mobs are doing that. You
take a break.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
So you you came cocked and loaded, ready to shoot earlier.
Not what I don't know you like, dude, I got
I got stuff. Speaking of cocks, did you see the
pissed off pilot on the love tons of Flight? No,

(47:06):
I'm the only one who read it, but I get
all my shift from the post. The post is the best,
The New York Post online. Hilarious. Okay, so there's love
tons of pilot was trying to land in Germany and
apparently they said the air traffic control says, nope, sorry
you've been diverted. Go out and circle around a little bit. Okay,
So he goes out and he and his flight path.

(47:31):
He does the flight path in the shape of a
penis on purpose. Oh I saw that he literally circles,
makes one testicle, goes down, makes a shaft, comes up
to the other side, makes another circle for another testicle,
which I guess they have visual flight paths that have
that draw the lines for the air traffic controllers. So

(47:53):
that was his way of expressing disdain for having to
divert his own flight. Now, the people in the plane
didn't know what was going on because all they feel
is just the plane going around and circles and making
long whatever. But they said that he knew what he
was doing. He claims ignorance.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
So there was a giant penis in the sky over Germany, right,
But like he wasn't physically drawn in the sky. It
was only on the screens of the people behind the scenes.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
It was like an if you know, you know thing.
The people the air traffic controller dar on the radar.
The radar people saw it. Yeah, they're like, this guy's
drawing a dick with the airplane. It took him sixteen
minutes and to him to finish. A lot of ladies
would like that, Hey sixteen minutes. That's good. It finished

(48:45):
in bonus time. Bonus time.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
We were talking about pizza. I had a bit of
a pizza incident yesterday. If you'd like, I can share
it with you.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
It wasn't a spaghetti incident like acxul Rose had back
in eighty eight. Ha ha. Very nice.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
There's a pizza place near me that I go to
all the time and I it has my favorite Sicilian pizza,
square slice. No matter what I order for dinner, no
matter what I order, I get a square slice as well.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
And when you.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
Call to place the order, I have to I have
to ask them to check do you have any Sicilian
corners left?

Speaker 1 (49:21):
And they'll check.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
They'll look over because the order the order section and
the pizza sections on the one side of the place,
and the pickup area and the ordering areas on the
other side. If you walk in, so the guy says, yep,
we got a corner slice. I do this every time.
Then what they do is they take it and put
it to the side. They wrap it in tinfoil like
half rap it so that they can throw out the
oven and it's put aside. So I placed my order,

(49:43):
I go to pick it up and I go to
the register on the right side of the of the
pizza place, and there's a girl behind the register and
she says, what are you picking up for?

Speaker 1 (49:50):
I said David.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
She said, oh, uh, yep, you get a slice. A
slice with that right I said, yeah, a Sicilian corner slice.
So she yells the other side and she says, I
did a sillion corner slice. The guy says, now, do
I have any more Sicilian? She goes, oh, I'm sorry,
we have any more Sicilian. I'm staring at her and
I said, okay, but I ordered it, and the guy

(50:14):
said he put it aside for me.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
I ordered it twenty five minutes ago. Yeah, well we
don't have we don't have any left, so I'll just
take it off your order. Oh, I said nothing, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
I appreciate you taking it off my order, but I
want a Sicilian corner slice. So how long before this
is the Sillian corner slice comes out?

Speaker 1 (50:34):
Now?

Speaker 2 (50:34):
I think I think something similar to this happened to
me the last time I was there, and I told
a similar story.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
So it's just I don't know. Hey, how long for Sicilian?
I need it right away?

Speaker 2 (50:42):
The guy says, seven minutes, I said, I don't wait
seven minutes. I see the guy goes in the back
and he takes that like a pre prepared dough already
in the black pan. So he throws sauce and cheese
on it, throws in the oven. Now you and I
both know nothing cooks in seven minutes, now, like the
pizza takes twenty. Yeah, So I say to the girl,
I'll wait for the pizza.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
It's fine.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
She's like, okay, whatever I said. Can you do me
a favor? Can you take my veal palm hero that's
sitting on the counter. Would you be so kind as
to put it on top of the pizza oven so
it stays warm? And she gives me one of these. Sure, Wow,
she walks in the back. She puts it on the oven.
She walks in the back like I asked, too much? Scary,
too much?

Speaker 1 (51:24):
Too much?

Speaker 2 (51:25):
Will I wait twenty minutes? So I wait, wait, wait,
wait wait. The guy comes out. It takes the pizza
Sicilian pie out of the oven and he calls me over.
He says, I'm cutting the pie up. How many slices
did you did you want? I said, one corner slice.
He says, no, man, how many do you want? That's
what do you mean? He goes, oh, I said, are
you offering me more pizza? Because I waited twenty minutes?

(51:47):
He goes, yeah, I gotta do it right by you.
I said, well, i'll take three slices.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
Then why three?

Speaker 5 (51:55):
No?

Speaker 1 (51:55):
No? Because I said jokingly, I said three.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
He goes all right. I think he was gonna say yes.
He goes, yeah, fine, I'll give you three corners. I go, okay, wow,
you waited twenty minutes. You were nice about it. We'll
do what'll take what we'll take.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
We'll do right by that's cool. So that's that's nice.
That's like the right thing to do. Yeah, instead of
giving me the huffin puff. I love how you went
from one. See see. My mind would have been like,
I give me an extra one, I'll take two, but
you went immediately went for three. I love you. I
figured I would joke and he and he go, yeah,
i'll give you two. How about you should have said

(52:30):
five when there's only four corners. No, that was that's
that that would be the joke, because there's only four corners.
I can't eat three pieces with reveal palm here. I
was like I go give me three. I keep one
of the corners for somebody else. He goes, oh, you
can have all three? What he goes, Yeah, you wait
twenty minutes, He goes, enjoy it. That's a dumb question. Yeah,

(52:52):
why do you like the corner? I feel like you don't.
I feel like you got ripped off with the corner.
You don't get enough of the pizza part because there
is usually neglected in the grand scheme of a pie
when they're laying out all the fucking ingredients. I feel
like the corner has the least cheese, the least bit
of sauce, and you get the most crushed and I
know the crust.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
When you go to L and B's in Brooklyn, don't
get a corner because they always it's all bread. It is,
and you don't get any of the pizza. But this place,
you go to a place that makes like different, a
real Sicilian Llenb's is its own thing. This place not
only has unbelievable crust, scary, but they put so much
cheese on it that the cheese melts over the crust.

(53:35):
And when I'm driving home, I always eat a slice
on my way home. You need a hand a handle.
I need a handle. That's why I go for the corner.
Sometimes I'll do like a corner on a side, but
never the middle.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
It's too messy. I gotta have a handle. Pizza has
a handle, so they got to have that. Gotta have that.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
But that was my one of two free dessert stories
this week. The other one I thought you'd be very
proud of, very proud of.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
You're a Mets fan, right, I mean I was until
they decided to be sellers. I'm so angry with their meta. No,
not a fair weather fan. Let's not get baseball now. Okay, okay, Well,
the trade deadline happened. Here's my short take on this.
This trade deadline happened here at at the beginning of
all no trades. After the deadline, no trades, So teams
have to make up their mind, shit or get off

(54:18):
the pot. Do they do they want to do they
want to sell or sell all their players off because
we suck and we'll rebuild for next year. Or do
we want to collect and buy to maybe buy up
an arsenal to go for it. The Mets at that
point were six games out of the wild card. They
had a shot, So you're saying there's a chance twelve yet,

(54:39):
well with this with with two months to go, two
full months to go, So okay, the Baseball odds with
twelve percent, I think fifteen rough whatever it is. My
point is the Mets were just and they were kind
of on a hot streak. They were kind of warming
up a little bit, and then all of a sudden
they decided to get rid of all the players and said,
fuck it, we'll see you next year. So my my
take on that is, oh, if that's how you're gonna be,

(55:02):
then me, as a as a sports fan, as somebody
who wants to come in and watch them win, I'm
gonna save myself the money and the misery the same
way you're saving you're saving them yourself money by by
unloading all these expensive salaries. I'm gonna save money by
not showing up this year for the rest of the
year because we've got nothing. Obviously, You've told everyone on

(55:23):
the team there's nothing to play for, so bye. Everyone's going, well,
I'm sorry, but that's it. So now yesterday they they
lost for nothing yesterday and so and I'm still a fan,
but it's like, why should I show up? Why should
I support Why should I go out, drink the beer,
eat the food, pay the parking, pay all these You're

(55:43):
a fan for what to see them lose. They have
no shot, they've got no pitching, They've got nobody. When
I'm at the when I'm in the owner's booth next
week the suite, I will tell her that you are
not coming to any other don't be that dish. I
have faith.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
Let me tell you something about the Cohen family that
owns the team, and not because we're friendly with you.
With Alex, they have done a great job of making
up for bad things. And I have a feeling they're
going to lower ticket prices for the rest of the year.
They're going to give the season ticket holders some things.
And I'm telling you they're gonna do the right thing.
They are I trust them anyway. So, as a big

(56:21):
Mets fan in New York, there's two ways to watch
the Mets. Either they're on the Mets Network or they're
on pix eleven in New York. Now, you don't have
to be a sports fan to understand or whatever, but
just know that you can be on the Mets Network
and then a couple of games a week are on
the local station in New York.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
It's pi X eleven. Okay, picks, picks.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
I have direct TV yep, nice nineteen eighties reference and Television.
I have Direct TV.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Well.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
DirecTV has a contract with every station that's on DirecTV,
every network, and the contract ran out.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
With wpi X.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
So these two big companies are fighting over how much
to pay each other to carry uh pix on DirecTV R. Well,
because of that, there's no Mets games on Channel eleven.
I can't watch and you can't watch out of town
games because they're blacked out the Mets games because they're
supposed to be on in New York even though they're not.

(57:17):
So I'm paying for direct TV. So I call up
Direct TV and I say, hey, listen, we speak to
the retention department. And I said, listen, I'm very upset
I don't have Channel eleven. It said, oh, you know,
it's not our fault, it's I.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
Need to speak to the anal retention department. Yeah, the
anal retentive the anal retentive department. Please. They have a
pre prepared speech. Okay, of course they do, because they
think thousands of complaints. Right.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
Oh, I just want you to know it's not our fault.
We're working hard to return your service or just having
a difficulty getting dealing with the network working on it diligently.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
Fault.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
Yeah, well it's it's everybody's fucking fault. It's not my fault.
That's whose fault. It's not mine.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
Yeah, but you're the one paying for it, right.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
So I said, look, I am one of my favorite
channels is the one I watched the Met games on.
So even though I'm paying whatever one hundred and seventy
eighty dollars a month with whatever, a lot of those channels,
I don't watch this channel I watch because of the
Mets games. So I would like a refund for my channel.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
That I'm not getting. I would like a discount. So
she says, I'll tell you what I'll do. I give you.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
Ten dollars off this month, and I'll take three dollars
off your showtime bill for four months. Huh, that's twelve dollars.
So I'm getting twenty two dollars back for out of
already it's been a month out of one hundred and
ninety plus DVRs everything else I pay for DirecTV.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
So I said, that's not enough. That's not enough free dessert.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
I says, well, there's nothing I can do unless I
give you. I put you in touch with the the
supervisor of the retention department.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
I said, that's fine, Say less, that's fine, put them on. Yeah, yeah,
I say, because I don't. I don't care whose fault
it is. I pay you, so it's everybody's fault up.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
So get I get the guy, the supervisor, allegedly supervisor,
who knows if they just handed to the next guy.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (59:11):
Probably, sir, you've been with Thank you for being a
direct TV customer for so many years. You're a very
valued customer. I said, Look, twenty two dollars is not enough.
I can't watch my favorite team that you can't stream
it on DirecTV because it's a long story. Don't try
to don't tweet me with solutions, please, I love you, guys.
There's no other way to do it. Okay, okay, So

(59:33):
the guy says to me, I'll tell you what I'll do.
I'll give you fifty five dollars off your bill. So
I'm like, uh huh. He says, for twelve months.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
Oh wow, wait, hold on a second now.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
So he gave me fifty five dollars, which is six
hundred and sixty dollars m YO plus the twenty two
dollars I got from the first woman. I got six
hundred and eighty two dollars off of my direct TV
bill because I called and complained about something that I
had legit problems with and they stood up and they said, you're.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
Right, it works. One hundred and eighty two dollars. That's awesome, dude, Boom,
that's a home run, no pun intend it's a home
run even though you can't watch. It's a Grand Slam,
right exactly. Yeah, that's great.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
But shout out to the couple of people are slices
who sent me bootleg sites to watch the game, and
somebody who sent me their log in code for the
cable system.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
And the problem still streaming. Still, this problem still exists,
right because you haven't still can't watch the game. Yeah,
when it's on the picks.

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
So if somebody cancels your favorite channel on your service,
don't don't pay full amount. Even if they canceled the
Food Network and you don't watch the Food Network, all
of a sudden, the Food Network.

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
Is your favorite channel. Let your cable or cable company
or satellite company know that that's the If Game Show
Network is off the air, you'll let them know that
is your favorite station. Threaten and tell them that you
are heart broken and threatened to cancel your subscription. You'll
see how much money you get back real quick, real
fucking quick. That's it, man, that is an accomplishment. Yeah,

(01:01:18):
so I thought I would share O with the slices.
That's good. That's good. I love that we have some
talkbacks to you. I love the talkbacks. That's my favorite
news saying. By the way, I love that for you.
Like when something bad happens to somebody in real life. Yeah,
and they're like they put a meme up. They go,
I love that for you. I love that for you.
But that that doesn't mean that necessarily mean they love

(01:01:38):
it for them. No, it means like it's a bad
thing that's happening to this guy. I love that for you.
I love that you get a big kick out of that.
Love that. That's my favorite exquession. So if you listen
on the iHeartRadio channel to us app app, click on
the microphone and I'll leave us a talk back. This
is someone feeding back from us episode sixty three three.

(01:02:01):
What did they have to say for themselves?

Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
Hey, Brody and Scary Jamie from Queen's Here. I wanted
to comment about the dogs. I was a dog walker
in college and used to dogs two male dogs for
a friend of mine.

Speaker 6 (01:02:14):
They had a game that I called hissed Chicken where
both dogs would stand there smelling the same tree in
the same spot, and it was a matter of which
one was going to pull the trigger and pee there first.
It was weird but hilarious to watch.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
Okay, oh, because we have a p second gets the
pe any of the dog's pee.

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
Yes, that makes sense, I got you.

Speaker 6 (01:02:38):
Okay, Hey Brody and Scary Jamie, I have to say
scary and wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
Should always ask permission before posting, before tagging people on
social media. I don't care where you are. I asked
permission in my own home because you never know what someone'saying, like,
you never know what they may or may not want
on their.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Social understood, all right, thank you? Yep, she's right lever alone,
She's right, man. I should have stopped at her first one.
She's fantastic. We love her.

Speaker 7 (01:03:12):
Call the NP from bayone. It is not a wise tell.
It is true your computer system runs diagnostic on itself
and can trigger a check engine light for a possible
fuel leak or, as the service department knows it, evaporator
system leak. Scary is wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
Wow, Okay, so they're talking about the game all the
gas tank. I'm wrong again, all right. I still think
that it didn't meet and make a difference if you
whether you turned off the engine or not while you're
getting gassed. But apparently there's some truth to that. I'm
not gonna disprove him because he took the time. The
research is scary.

Speaker 5 (01:03:53):
I think at this point you might as well just
go drive the Brodie's house, get in your slim trunks,
get a bottle of scotch, doing his pool. Just invite yourself.

Speaker 6 (01:04:07):
Oo.

Speaker 5 (01:04:08):
It's just like you're killing somebody's privacy. You just still
do that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
You guys have Stiver broad his house and just.

Speaker 5 (01:04:16):
Going his pool, open the gate and going the pool, buddy.

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
I don't know if he was trying to be serious
or facetious there, but no, no, don't tell scared to
just show up at my house. He's got a point.
I may just show up an announcement. What are you gonna
tell the cops. I'll call the cops. Yeah, you know
where I might dry and then I'm gonna rat you
out and tell them that it was your dishwatcher the
whole time. Shut up, man, shut up.

Speaker 8 (01:04:39):
I saw Brooklyn Boys. Jonathan here from Brooklyn episode two
sixty three. Yeah, I'm with you with the way you're
driving New York. I'm scary right now. I live in
PA and uh, every time I go to Brooklyn, my
wife is like, oh, why you were switching up? How

(01:05:00):
drive well? Because if I don't switch it up, I'm
never gonna make it nowhere. Brody's stop being a backseat driver,
by the way.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
Oh, he's because you drive like a maniac. Yeah. His
voice does not match his driving mannerism, that's for sure.
He's like it's like he's like leaning back in the seat.
He's like, I just want you to know I drive
like a fucking maniac.

Speaker 9 (01:05:29):
Hide boys. Christy from Saddlebrooks Twice for Life. I agree
with Greg t and Brody Skeary. You should have checked
with him first before posting my God. But on the
other hand, he could have asked you if you would
have liked a drink or a shot before leaving of
that expensive whiskey. When I go to a party, I
bring a nice bottle of wine. I'll say to the

(01:05:49):
host or hostess, this is for your consumption only, not
the party. If it's a tray of cookies, and by
all means serve the cookies.

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
Okay, all right, fair enough. So I'm one and one
on that one.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
Okay, but can you bring a fancy bottle of liquor
and tell a person, hey, don't serve at the party,
it's for you.

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
Well, you know, I went to my boy tall Joe's
house for Halloween. Oh whoa, whoa what tall Darren? Who's
tall Joe? Tall Joe? I mean he's a he's a
you know, I know, I know seven Joe's and then
tall Joe. Well, of course you do. We Well, his
name is Joevopicicelli. We call him Joe Pacelli. So tall Joe.
So why why is he told me I bought him
the bottle of because he's six foot seven? Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
Literally, how tall is tall Darren? Six foot six? So
he's taller Joe he is? Okay, so he's not Indian.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
I did bring a bottle Indian class a azoul to
Halloween party, and uh, class. Joe displayed it to everyone,
opened it up. It was gone in about maybe five minutes.
The whole party jump so expensive tequila past that ship
over here. Yeah, so I could kind of understand what
she's say on that talk.

Speaker 10 (01:07:01):
Backy Brooklyn boys, Michael again, Hey, uh so a couple
of things. Yep, Scary, you want to greg T's pool,
He runs the risk that you will take a picture
and post it unless there was talked about before. I
have a pool in my backyard too, but I don't
act that way. But then again, who am I?

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
Also?

Speaker 10 (01:07:19):
Brodie's right, you do need to shut your care off
when you're filling up.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
Okay.

Speaker 10 (01:07:23):
One of the most important ones is that it will
cause the engine light to turn on in a lot
of cars because you're the engine's running and there's a
vacuum that happens when a car is Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
Probably continuation here. Yep, Michael again, I'm continuing.

Speaker 10 (01:07:36):
Yes, so the car has a vacuum on the fuel lines,
the return lines, all that stuff, and it's just common
sense to turn it off and nothing to do with
a live stale ask you mechanic. Maybe Scary doesn't take
his car to mechanic when it's broken. He gets a
new one.

Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
But anyway, end of argument. I guess my mechanics are
Manny mow and Jack. I'm gonna ask them. No, you
asked the big guy pumping the gas.

Speaker 9 (01:08:03):
It's not necessary, sorry b boys, Christy Again, I should
really wait to hear the whole podcast before I comment.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
But some people can't help themselves.

Speaker 3 (01:08:12):
Turn your engine off.

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
Okay, it's a hazard.

Speaker 9 (01:08:16):
And if you notice, a lot of stations will even
have a sticker or a sign that says, please.

Speaker 3 (01:08:22):
Turn off your engine.

Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
So there's that. Be safe, thanks for now for now.
That's how it feels. That's her, that's her key word
there for now. That's chout for now, but she'll be
back guaranteed. Okay, what's going on? You're fucked up straight,

(01:08:46):
a fucking voice on the podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
So here's a little song for great t.

Speaker 1 (01:08:57):
Fuck you fuck you give me?

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
That's what bank? Fuck you? Hey, Greg?

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
Just what fuck fuck you? Calf And now okay catchy,
very catchy, that's got a good beat. Scary from the box.

Speaker 11 (01:09:13):
Again, I back because body is wrong.

Speaker 12 (01:09:18):
It's not wrong.

Speaker 11 (01:09:19):
Gets me too on the teeth, So again I think
this before is obviously Italian thing oh no matter what
he speaks, Okay, keep up to the word calf and
app all right.

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
I think he's in the pool underwater leaving that message.

Speaker 7 (01:09:46):
Brody, you messed up.

Speaker 13 (01:09:48):
You didn't correct scary when he said deers it's de right.

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
You're right, yeah, but I also I did it on accident,
speaking of on accident by accident and saying phrase is wrong.
You remember our friend Ricky Ricky, yeah, of course, who
now has her own morning show in Tennessee Nashville.

Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
Yeah, yeah, she posted this meet this. Uh it looks
like somebody else's tweet, but she said no freaking way,
meaning she probably didn't know either. The tweet says it
took me twenty one years to realize it's hard as hell,
not hard as hell.

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
No, it is hard.

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
Yeah, and then someone else trote I was today years
old when I found this out. I don't know if
she's saying no freaking way that this person didn't know,
or that, oh, she also didn't know. She got it
off that crackhead on TikTok, who's yeah, it's hard as hell,
not hard.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
As hell, so thank you for that, But it really
is hard as hell.

Speaker 14 (01:10:50):
Hey, broken boys, Scary and Brody, Brody and Scary. This
is Marylynd from Omaha. I'm responding to your talk bags
on episode two sixty three about the episode two and
that Miami dude that called a million times saying Marylyn
is wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:11:05):
Marilyn is not wrong. Scary had no idea the owner
was going to camp the breakfast. If he did, he
would have told him, Hey, comp it the next time
he got you your steak dinner because he didn't know.

Speaker 14 (01:11:17):
Not his fault.

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
Not that's right, the age old argument, did I buy
Brodie his steak dinner? And the answer there is Malon's wrong. Nope,
I brought you your steak dinner. Everyone go back and listen.
You'll side with me if you knew the whole story.

Speaker 15 (01:11:33):
Hey, Brooklyn boys, this is Jenna calling in from Ringwood,
New Jersey. I just wanted to comment on the most
recent episode where you had Greg Ta on the podcast,
not calling with what you actually asked us to comment
on in the talkbacks, but just had to mention about
when he said about putting women in their place and
have to let the little lady know where she stands.

(01:11:55):
I wanted to jump through the phone and choke him
and I'm so grateful. It was not either one of
you that said that place.

Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
For life, thank you, and we would nor would we
say that, nor do we feel that way. But we
give people enough rope to hang themselves, hence Greg ta
and yeah, we were cringing as well. I wanted to
punch him. In fact, next time I see him, I'm
gonna punch him in the face. For no reason. I'll
say it was from a little lady in Ringwood. Hey,

(01:12:22):
a little lady wanted you to know this.

Speaker 13 (01:12:25):
Boom, Hey, Brooklyn boys. Is Peter calling from the three
ZH five listening to episode two sixty two, note breakfast
for you. I kind of see it from both sides
of the coin. On the part of the restaurant. You know,
they have to have that closing hour because otherwise people
will be coming in and saying.

Speaker 14 (01:12:44):
Well it's only eleven oh one.

Speaker 7 (01:12:46):
Well it's only.

Speaker 12 (01:12:46):
Eleven oh two. So yeah, I kind of see their coin.

Speaker 13 (01:12:50):
But at the same time, they should have a transition
menu something that you can get breakfast items after that closing.

Speaker 1 (01:12:56):
You know what, I thought about it long and hard,
and I think that if you put out a breakfast
menu and you say it closes at ten forty five,
but secretly, off the record, you stop at eleven. I
think that's a better play because now I come in
at eleven o'clock and it's way too late. It's fifteen
minutes over and I look like the dick. So state

(01:13:16):
breakfast stops at ten forty five. How about that? And
then if I come in at ten to eleven and
at ten forty five, no, you'll then you walk into
ten forty No your breakfast, No, it really, it really
ends at eleven, but you print on the menus and
you tell people it ends at ten forty five. Then
someone walks into ten fifty five, you make them their breakfast,

(01:13:37):
and you look like a hero. That's what I'm trying
to say.

Speaker 14 (01:13:42):
Brody, you are correct.

Speaker 3 (01:13:43):
This is Tamara from downstate New York. People call it upstate,
but it's really not upstate.

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
It's Binghamton. But you commented on liking my attitude, so.

Speaker 11 (01:13:52):
Fuck yeah, Brody, I've always liked you the most.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
Don't love you scary, but Brody's my boy.

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
That's that's your problem.

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
As so, New York State is so big that what
we call upstate is actually dow downstate, but we call
it upstate because it's still upstate of New York.

Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
If you look at a map, it makes a lot
of sense it's downstate, but to us it's more like
mid state. Binghamton is two and a half hours north
of the city, roughly, that's upstate, but it's downstate. It's
not the city, it's downstate. It's the state. It's it's
New York State. I'm part of the part that isn't
isn't New York City? Right? Yes? Right?

Speaker 13 (01:14:33):
Calling you from the three to zero five? What us
Commenting on episode two sixty two when Monocam did his
talk back saying that we're all the Brody fans when
Brodie's right, I gotta say, guys, if we Brody fans
complemented you or talked back every single time that Brody
was right, you'd have no time on the show to
talk about anything else because, guess what, Brodie's always right.

(01:14:56):
So take the win, buddy.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
Very funny. Brody is not always right. Brody's a cocky
son of a bitch, and he's wrong. When he's wrong,
you need to rub his nose in it. I'm just
saying you do.

Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
Well because it's rare. By the way, it's hard as
hell and hard as Hall. Both the correct, but it
started out being hard as hall originally.

Speaker 1 (01:15:19):
Who knew? People said both ways? Scary.

Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
Honestly, it's kind of ridiculous that you're.

Speaker 9 (01:15:24):
So incensed that they would not serve you breakfast at
eleven o'clock. Eleven o'clock cut off.

Speaker 3 (01:15:30):
They had moved on. You needed to move on enough sense.

Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
Okay, yeah, I could take my take, my lumps. That's
your opinion, your opinion. Oh three, Brody, scary, scary Brody.
This is Williams What Atlanta, Georgia, episode number two fifty nine.

Speaker 7 (01:15:48):
Around the hour and sixteen minute mark, when you've congratulating Ricky.

Speaker 1 (01:15:53):
You said that she was a host of a radio
show and the great city of Tennessee, Nashville. I met
Tennessee is a stop Okay, okay, right, but it's a market.
We know what we know. It's a market. I met market,

(01:16:13):
last one, last one. Then we gotta go.

Speaker 12 (01:16:15):
Sorry about that, Brody, Sorry, but regarding that commercial, you're wrong,
she said, So I think from now on it's gonna
have to be demoted and this will be the Brooklyn
Boys scary and brody by.

Speaker 1 (01:16:34):
Deed because of an ass from like a month ago.
You are an ass. You're a giant ass, brody, giant ass. Yeah,
but I don't hear it all right, fair enough? Are
we really going to be serious about about doing another
meetup or what? Because now the slice is going to
start asking because we we got to find a date

(01:16:55):
maybe in September October? What about what about early October? Well,
we got to find a place.

Speaker 2 (01:17:01):
We gotta figure out who wants to sponsor us, and
and and open up their restaurant US.

Speaker 1 (01:17:05):
A lot goes into that. So is it in the city, right, people?
What if we what if we went on a road trip?
What if we did it in another city? How are
we getting there? I mean unching my dogs when my
wife's at work. Be it venturous, man, I want to
take this to Florida. I want to take this bitch

(01:17:26):
to Florida. Okay, but now listen, I love Florida. But
I have no New Yorkers people in the south, right,
I gonna have only a couple of New Yorkers Pennsylvania.
We should go to Philly. Philly is a big city.
With that, it's close enough to New York. On it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:41):
Let's work on it. Let's not spend twenty minutes of
slice time to meet. We'll work on it all.

Speaker 1 (01:17:46):
Right, Are you gonna go get that job or what
one hundred and ten thousand dollars pizza.

Speaker 2 (01:17:50):
I'll tell you where we could have to meet up
the next time if you want. Boy Boy's not Rocker.