#338: The Tik Tok School Of Medicine

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Start up, dot up, start up, Brooklyn Boy, start Up,
Brooklyn Boys, start up, dot up, do up. They making
noise dot up, start up.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Do up, no du dot up, Episode three thirty eight
of the Brooklyn Boys podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
What's going on? Everyone? Everyone know? It just me everyone.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
You know.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
It's crazy because when you get into radio and broadcasting
and podcasting, they say talk one on one, talk to
a person and the rest will come naturally. But then
we say things like hey everyone, Hey, everybody. We're usually
told not to say those kinds of things because everybody
means that's like when you're on a stage and you're

(00:49):
talking to everybody in the stadium. So it's a little different,
a little different than just you're supposed to talk like
you're speaking to one person.

Speaker 5 (00:59):
Yeah, that's what we were talking, right. I hope you're
having a great morning. Hey, I hope your commute is
good this morning. But if you helpe, you had a
nice weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
But if you think about it, with this podcast, we
don't really talk to the slices. We kind of talk
to each other and like they're listening in, almost like
they're eavesdropping on our conversation.

Speaker 5 (01:17):
Sometimes sometimes I talk I speak right to the sometimes
we go we talk right to them, especially when I say, slices,
help me out here as scary is wrong, right.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yeah, we no what we do that. Yeah, but for
the most part of that a lot you're wrong a lot. No, no, no, no,
I've been right a lot lately. A lot of slices
been signing with me on the on the slice time
on the talkbacks.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
But oh yeah, a lot of them. Yeah. Oh. We
did get a question on the most recent talkbacks.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
They want to know an update on what's going on
with my buddy Tall Darren, who was offered a job
as like the CMO of a porn company, a very
well known and big porn company, and he was wondering
if it was going to tarnish his career, and he
was going to go for a big, big pay, big
windfall of cash so he would be set for life

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now him the chief masturbation. Yeah, ok, yeah, So, as
it turns out, Tall Darren, after giving it much thought
and asking for a lot of money, scared them, scared
them away, and they rescinded the offer because so they
walked away from him.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
No, they were, they were they were dick shy. Yeah, yeah,
pretty much. So no. Yeah, well, here's here's the issue
with that. He really he went.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
They went back and forth negotiating, and they were at
their ceiling. They were at their limit, you know, there
before their climax. They were at their climax of what
they were going to pay him. So they were were
they down on their knees and praying for him.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
So so Darren was like, you know, even that is
not enough for me to take a hit because if
if I get this job and then I lose it
and my resume is stained, oh you know, he needs
a lot of money in the bank to make sure
it's worth his while. So he's went back one more

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time and said I want X amount of dollars more
and did he want X amount of dollars or xxx
triple triple x amount of dollars more? And that's when
they were like, ah, yeah, yeah, now goodbye. So they
they actually pulled the offer back. They pulled out on him.
Oh they pulled out. Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (03:36):
So the fore player was going well, but then they
pulled out, pulled out.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Yeah, he couldn't. He couldn't like take him a dinner,
get him drunk lolub them up a bit.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, pretty you would think that that would have been
would have been a possibility in this but oh man,
he got fucked.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
He got fucked, but he didn't. He was like, yeah
he didn't. He didn't feel anything. Man. So yeah, so
he's a he's he's a over. It's done.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
It's uh the job is not on his but he
he said it was worth it to go all in,
not just a.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Tip not okay, very good because.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
He felt like what does he have to lose? Really,
so you know, he basically wanted I mean, did it
did it? Did it feel real at first?

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Right?

Speaker 2 (04:23):
It felt it felt real? But uh no, he definitely
he he he walked. He's happy that it ended this way.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
It was a happy ending for him. After all, he
could add some lamb skin in the game.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
You know.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Yeah. No, he's like, there's there's there's better stuff out
there for him.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
He he really, you know, all kidding aside, he he
didn't really want the job, but he figured if he
was going to go for the gusto, so he made
them an offer they could refuse, and they did.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
They that's the end of that. But wow, would you
have we ever negotiated like that? Have you ever done that?

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Where you're like, you know what, I don't care about
this at all, so fuck it. I'm just gonna ask
for the moon and see what happens. And if the
result is they don't want me, screw it. At least
I gave it my shot, my best shot. Well would
you you know, have you ever done that? I've only
done that.

Speaker 5 (05:19):
I've only done that with buying a car, where I've said,
if you don't give it me for this price, I'm
walking out, and I've walked out.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
Oh okay, So.

Speaker 5 (05:27):
Because no, you know, I've never done that with a
job because for the longest time I.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Worked in radio. Don't fall down, and in radio.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
It's difficult to go in and say pay me all
this or I'm walking because ultimately you don't want to
walk right, So you know, did I do it when
I worked in retail A managed restaurants.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
No, So fear gets the best of you in situations
like that.

Speaker 5 (05:53):
I've never been in a position where I could give
up the job like or I or I didn't like
the job enough to like I'll just walk away.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
See.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
I guess it's different with buying a car because you
can always go to another dealership. You know, you have
somebody to fall back on, you have another plan.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
Oh, if you have a job, you can always go
You can usually go to another company, not in radio.
In radio, you're not in radio. There's very few companies. Yeah,
I know, that's my point. I wasn't gonna walk into
the big guy's office and go, hey, listen, you know
I do a fantastic job on the morning show. I
want this amount of money or I'm walking. Never be
like keep walking, keep it going, don't let the door

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hit you in the ass on the way out right.
I mean, after all, that show fall apart if it
didn't have me. Oh wait, it's doing really well without me,
So what are you gonna do? There goes my argument.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
So see if the show failed, if the show failed,
if the Big show failed after I left, then I
could say you want me back, because I clearly it
failed because of me.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Yeah, so would you do that? Have you ever done that?
Would you do it? I didn't like go all in
on them.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
No, I didn't try and call their bluff because it's
a really difficult thing to do in radio, at least
in an hour profession.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Yeah it is.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
And you know with Darren, I mean he could be
CMO of anything. There's so many companies out there.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
So or so.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
So he actually came into New York last weekend. I
got to see him for a night and uh.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
Yeah, we would We hung out and.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
He's like, you know what, I'm surprise samples, He says,
I'm surprised they didn't consider my offer. I'm surprised they
walked away from me. But no skin off his back,
no lamb.

Speaker 5 (07:28):
Skin off his back, no, no for skin off his back.
All right, well give them my number because I'm available.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Would you do that?

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Would you actually take a job as a CMO of
a porn company? Yeah, because you're just being a CMO.

Speaker 5 (07:40):
You're still handling, you know, you're handling the business, the marketing,
right the you know whatever they give.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
Your board meetings could be kind of awkward right about.

Speaker 5 (07:48):
I would imagine. I would imagine it's never bored in
the board meetings.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
No marketing, the porn.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
What's the market? Well, it's I'm sure there's this strategy
behind it. There's always something.

Speaker 5 (08:01):
There's always something behind it, sometimes in front of it,
sometimes on top of it, underneath it.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
So many jokes.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
See, and by the way, you wouldn't be able to
do your job because you'd be doing jokes like this
all day.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
You would never get to the work.

Speaker 5 (08:13):
Listen, if I if I was running a porn company,
if I was running a point company, and my biggest
problem was I was telling too many jokes that that
was why I couldn't focus on my job, then I
was not doing my job very.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
Well at the porn company. All the jokes, they're like
you know when you work.

Speaker 5 (08:30):
When you work at a restaurant, you have to eat
the food, right, yeah, you have to see the sample the.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
Food, drink the drinks.

Speaker 5 (08:35):
No, no, the product. When you're in radio, what do
you do you listen to the music. You have to
understand the product. You work in porn. I guess there's
a certain amount of research you got to do.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
You you would be Steve Carell in the office. That
would be your character. You'd be just making jokes all
day and just inappropriate.

Speaker 5 (08:50):
Okay, do you realize speaking of Steve Carell and if
you watch the office you'll understand this reference. Do you
realize that non stop, working at a porn company, you'd
be saying that's what she's.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
That's what she said, that's what she said.

Speaker 5 (09:01):
What she said, like that, that's what she said, and
that's what she did, and that's what they did. And
that's what they did to her, And that's what she
said to her and she did to him.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
They did, you wouldn't be able to control yourself.

Speaker 5 (09:13):
Yeah, oh you're like, oh, that's a hard one.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
That's what she did. She did.

Speaker 5 (09:22):
Hey, we got a place help wanted, and we got
a couple of positions to fill. Oh that's what she said.
How would you get any work done?

Speaker 3 (09:29):
God?

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Yeah, that's that's the kind of person they're looking for.
Darren's professional and every everything he does, everything he's touched
over the years, agad joke, pause for joke, and everything.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
He's done, he's he's he's actually great.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
He makes he's made a lot of companies better than
they were before. Okay, but so he's he's got very
he's got a very big resume, really really good stuff
on there.

Speaker 5 (09:56):
But he's got a huge resume. Big resume. You know,
that's not much becides your resume, though, it's what you
do with it. Well, he is six with seven, So
what do you expect? So oh hell yeah, no, he's
gonna go for other jobs now. But that's a Tall
Darren update slices. Thank you, thank you for that question.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Do we need a jingle? Do we need a Tall
Darren update? Tall Darren Darren Update? No, no jingle for
Darren and no jingle for you. We haven't played the
Steak Dinner update jingling.

Speaker 5 (10:23):
No, but I you know what I I do have
some music that I'd like to play before we go
to commercial.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Okay, you want to do a Steak Dinner update. We
don't have an update. No, there's no update. I'll play
the jingle. This is an artist held on. Yeah, he
doesn't really home. I brought it home for you.

Speaker 5 (10:43):
And now the update, there's no updates. Scary hasn't brought
mistake to anything.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
The update is the jingle has been brought home. Nice.
Now do you did you watch Eurovision? Do you know
what Eurovision is?

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Ah?

Speaker 3 (10:54):
No? Is that like Vision box? No? No, dumb as,
it's not a streaming sir. When I tell you what
it is. When I tell you what it is, you'll go,
oh right, yeah, I forgot it was called Eurovision.

Speaker 5 (11:05):
Eurovision is europe. European is when all the countries have
singing and talent competitions and then they send all of
their winners to Eurovision to have this global competition where
all the country singers and performers compete for one big,
giant prize winner. Okay, it's like the biggest thing in

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Europe every year. I haven't many yearsoever.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
I mean I've heard of it before, but I didn't
know that's what it was. Okay.

Speaker 5 (11:33):
Well, there was a lot of controversy this year because
one of the women was singing a song that is
very dirty and she left the word blank, the very
the bad word blank.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
But the audience sings it because they know it. So
it came out so much like Kendrick Lamar at the
Super Bowl.

Speaker 5 (11:50):
Yeah, so I want you to hear the song, and
based on our podcast, if you can figure out what
she's saying.

Speaker 6 (11:57):
Okay, wait, here it comes, I gotta okay fest for

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a little bit.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
Here you go. Here it comes.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Okay, hold on, I gotta talk all and.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
Yes, all right, you hear that?

Speaker 2 (12:36):
That is.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Okay, she sang the word here comes. Wait she sang
serving serving the c word.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
She said, serving cunt. That's the name of the song,
serving cunt. Yes, well, who did the original? There is
no original. She's the singer.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
The singer that song.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
It's her song, yes, Maria, it's uh Marianna Conte.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
Italian.

Speaker 5 (13:09):
I don't know, but the point no, So when she
performs it, the audience all yells out, you know, right,
it's like they get leg get drunk. You know, when
you see the mony moaning get get leg, get right,
everybody yells out the C word.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Right.

Speaker 5 (13:25):
So that was on Eurovision. So they told her she's
got to sing something else. She's like, no, C K
A N T. In her language is singing like contar
is Spanish. It's like no, it just means singing. But
she wasn't saying can't. She was saying, you know, she.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
Was looking for a way around it.

Speaker 5 (13:41):
Yes, but I watched I watched an interview and and
the very outgoing interviewer was like, so tell me about
your song and serving you know, he said it. It
was like, but an interview like because it's European, they
say that, they.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
Say that, yeah, every day. That's like a regular word
they throw around. So what did this cost her anything?

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Does she lose.

Speaker 5 (14:01):
Because because because she didn't sing that word, it's like,
you know, when jay Z goes, they got around him.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
As I said, yeah, but the audience yelled, it is
my point.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Well, like Kendrick Lamar the Super Bowl when he did
the pedophilia line in the Drake song that Drake this song,
not like us. You know he didn't left that, Yeah,
you know he left out the uh about certified pedophile?

Speaker 3 (14:28):
What what? What?

Speaker 4 (14:29):
What?

Speaker 2 (14:29):
He didn't say, but everybody else did. The whole seventy
thousand people in the stadium screamed.

Speaker 5 (14:35):
I do not think seventy thousand people were fans of
Kendrick Lamar a lot.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
More than you think. Okay, we'll go back to this again.
All right, are we? I don't know, are we all right?
We'll be right back the Brooklyn Boys podcast. We will
be right back.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Oh man, I think I just screwed up during the
commercial break. Let me say I just texted somebody something
that made a third person look really bad, and unbeknownst
to them, that person was trying to do a good thing.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
I guess I'll explain it to you in the slices.
So about what did you do?

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Know?

Speaker 3 (15:11):
About?

Speaker 2 (15:11):
About an hour ago, I got a text from someone
who had an extra pair of tickets to the Beyonce
show and she wanted to give them to me she
wanted to. She says, Hey, Beyonce, want to go? And
I'm like, ah, I can't podcast. I got all this stuff,
which is the truth. Otherwise I would have thought nothing
of it. You chose me over Beyond, chose you over

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Queen bay Ba bay b nice. Yeah. So and she's
playing at MetLife. This is like the fifth of her
five shows. I think this is the last one.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
Right, So that ended?

Speaker 2 (15:45):
Sorry, can't go fast forward to the commercial break we
just took.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
Yeah, I get it. I got a text.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
From Gandhi and from her question Yeah Gandhi from that
big show, and she texted me so how spontaneous you feeling?
And me being a smart ass no knew that the
person who asked me to go to Beyonce then offered
them to Gandhi.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
So I know I know what you did.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
So I wrote all right, sorry no to Beyonce podcasting
and a big smiley face because I wanted to beat
her to the punch to show her.

Speaker 4 (16:24):
No.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
I already knew.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
I knew she was going to ask me to see Beyonce.
The problem is is now she knows she was second choice. Yes,
And I'm just realizing this now you dumb ass. You
were trying to Oh look how cool I am. I
know you asked me to go to Beyonce mind reader,
hold on, let me guess. Let me guess you're asking
me to go see Beyonce.

Speaker 6 (16:46):
Fuck.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
But now what I did is I did two things there.
I made probably mean Gandh hoda hold on.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
Gandhi's texting me, do you want to go to the
hold On? I rune him back. No.

Speaker 5 (16:58):
I was already asked to go, and I said no,
I don't think she's now. She thinks she's third or
second to.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
You, though, because she asked me first before you got
But either.

Speaker 5 (17:09):
The way Gandhi, Gandhi would be third if I got
texted just now right by Gandhi, if I would yeah,
But no, I didn't get texted.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
That was it you.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
All I tried to do was was kind of be
a smartest, like I know what you're talking about, you know,
kind of ha ha. I could read your mind. But
you should not have done that. Were you thinking, Well,
you weren't thinking. I wasn't thinking because I thought about
it after I sent the text back that I had
Oh shit.

Speaker 5 (17:35):
Oh the only way to save this is if you
didn't waste your time on this podcast, and you called
the original person right away and said to say that
she asked you for one ticket and Gandhi for one ticket,
and that you said no to your ticket. That'd be
the only way out of this is not to say
that you offered two tickets. You were asked if you
were interested in one ticket.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
Yeah, we'll do that. I don't know what. All right,
I'm not going to do that right now. It's too late.
It's too late. Well, you fucked it. It's too late.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
It's too late to apologize. Too late, apology, all right,
one republic? All right, yeah, so anyway back to our show. Sorry,
little no. But see how I choose. I choose not
you Brodie. I choose the slices over Beyonce. Let's let's
be clear about not me.

Speaker 5 (18:15):
And let's also be honest that you that you chose
your own ego over how you fucked over your friend
of Walf with your tickets. Was never gonna offer you
tickets again because you messed up.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
Or I'll be second and then she'll invite the uh,
She'll invite Gandhi for ust next time.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
Oh well, wow, this is this? You just you just wow.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
Whoever has the Beyonce tickets and was willing to give
them to you, you just betrayed their trust.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
I assume.

Speaker 5 (18:41):
I assume Gandhi wrote back immediately, What the what the
f to her go to you?

Speaker 3 (18:46):
No, she didn't. She just called me a loser for
not coming. Oh then she may not be maybe she
doesn't go back to Maybe she's fine. All right, maybe
she's fine. Yeah, you are a loser. We're not going,
but I appreciate you doing this for the slot.

Speaker 5 (18:57):
Maybe I'll just turn the MIC's off right now, we'll
end the podcast. After all, you you grew up on Beyonce.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
I sure did.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Nineteen nineteen nineteen seven, child, right, yeah, I was. You know,
I was in my early twenties. I was still growing.
You remember we're still growing in our twenties.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
Yeah, no, you know you would you were twenty.

Speaker 5 (19:20):
I'm gonna say you were twenty six, right, roughly twenty two,
twenty two two?

Speaker 3 (19:25):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (19:25):
Oh yeah, yeah, okay, all right, Well I met you
were twenty three, I guess, yeah, and that I thought
I thought thirty was old. Yeah, well it is now
that you're that you're over thirty. Nah, you're old pal.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
Nah, yeah, you're a pal. Hey speaking of old someone
I don't know, I don't like.

Speaker 5 (19:46):
I guess a video came up in my in my
uh YouTube feed about someone from The Sopranos dying. I
don't know who it was, it doesn't matter. So I
googled what cast members from The Sopranos died, and there's
like twenty people that we're on The Sopranos that have died.
Really yeah, I mean some of them only were on
like three episodes or two episodes, but you knew who

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they were, you know, like, oh my god, Johnny Sacks
still alive. No, Genny Sack died. Jenny Sack died at
like forty six years old. Oh no, I didn't know
that Janish died, right, I think she's still Michael period.
Polly Wallace died. Yeah, Paulie Waller Sylvia is alive if
he plays with Bruce Springsteen.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (20:28):
Some of them you don't realize they're like eighty years old.
Like you don't realize Sopranos is twenty years ago, roughly
the heart of the show. So a lot of them
were like, you know, fifty, they're like in their seventies now.
And a lot of them are dead, and a lot
of them died young.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
A couple of them killed themselves over there, Kesha die young.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
Oh yeah yeah, Dian Yeah.

Speaker 5 (20:50):
TikTok, by the way, she missed out big time because
her song TikTok you know, TikTok on the clock, right,
that would have been huge now with TikTok would have
been I think it's spelled the same way, No, was it?

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Maybe t i k t okay TikTok on the TikTok
on the you know something.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
She's going out on tour and we had her up
on the studio on the Big Show a couple of
weeks ago, but.

Speaker 3 (21:14):
She named her tour the tits out Tour.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
So how bizarre is it that she comes on the
radio and she can't mention the name of the tour
that she's going on because of the name that she chose.

Speaker 5 (21:28):
Well, couldn't she have said it's the teats out Tours.
She's a big fan of Cow's teets.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
We did, we we said boobs out or or tease
out or Tata's out tour. We we we skirted around
it in our in our own special way.

Speaker 5 (21:41):
But I've told this story on this podcast. I'm sure,
but I still o Kesha for having a helping me
with a take that moment in my life.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
I don't know if you remember the story, but.

Speaker 5 (21:53):
We had her on the morning of jingle Ball one year,
two hundreds jingle Ball in New York and we were like, oh,
I'll see it tonight. And that night I was backstage
with my family and we were in the hallway, you know,
walking by the dressing rooms, and Kesha was walking by
with security and she had her fur coat on and

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her glasses or sunglasses, and she sees me, remembers we
had a great time. We were laughing and joking around
in the morning and she's just oh, my god, and
runs over and gives me the biggest hug, like move
people out of the way, you know.

Speaker 4 (22:28):
It.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
Came over running and hugged me.

Speaker 5 (22:29):
And as I'm hugging her, I'm looking over her shoulder
at my family and I'm going.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
Ha, Kesha loves me. You may not love me, but
Kesha loves me.

Speaker 5 (22:39):
Now, I have to believe my family really didn't care,
but for that brief moment, I acted like they cared
that They were like, look at your dad, look at me.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
Look at me, Look at me now celebrities hugging me. Ha,
you never thought I was cool until now. Well you
still don't think I'm cool.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
But they do not. No, no, they don't. Hey. Yep,
speaking of.

Speaker 5 (23:02):
Zero hundreds jingle Ball, which is a big New York event,
I wanted to play a commercial for you, and I
wanted to see slices. You may pick up on this
if you're from the area in the New York area.
If you're not, you still may pick up on it
this commercial. Ran I went to see Mission Impossible, the
Final Reckoning, and this commercial came on the big screen,
and if you can helpe, you'll be able to hear it.

(23:22):
It's a commercial for vitamin water, and they're trying to
say that it's a New York energy drink or a
New York drink. So I want you to listen to
the accent on the first woman, and then I want
you to listen to the guy yelling at the cab
that almost hit him when he was crossing the street. Okay,
this is a commercial to show you it's a New
York product.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
Oh boy, vitamin water is so in New York. It
accidentally stays out until six am good thing work? Doesn't
starting to deny?

Speaker 5 (23:53):
Okay, I can't, okay, so I'll have to. Let me
say if I can find the longer version of that,
that was a short version.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
Let me I wonder if that's a I and they
do one for every city.

Speaker 5 (24:08):
I don't know if it's a whole it's a whole campaign,
So I would it would be.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Hard It would hardly be hard pressed to think that
it's just a New York campaign. I would imagine they're
running the same campaign in l A, Philly, Houston, Dallas,
and everywhere else in America.

Speaker 5 (24:23):
Oh you think it's them saying it's such a Texas drink. Yeah,
of course, I bet you that's what they're doing. They're
doing a nationwide local, a national local campaign.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
Oh, if that makes any sense. But anyway, that's interesting.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
What's interesting the fact that you can't find the commercial
that that you wanted to play me.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
No, no, that that they do. You think they did that? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (24:44):
Absolutely, because it looks like a New York street. You
think they refilmed it for well, here it is.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
Let me say, is this it?

Speaker 5 (24:51):
This may be it, this may not be it. I
really want to find it wrong. But usually the some
of some of these companies are slick like that. See
if this is any out uh, here it is. It's
in Spanish, in French, let me see there are They're
in every thuring different languages.

Speaker 4 (25:11):
Vitamin water is so in New York. It accidentally stays
out until six am. Good thing work doesn't start and deny.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
Now does that sound like a New York accident at all? No?

Speaker 5 (25:24):
Not necessarily no, okay, So then the longer version of
the commercial, which I don't think they have posted here.
Is this it the thirty second one? Maybe this is
let me see it's here, okay.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
New York.

Speaker 4 (25:36):
Probably a little too hard.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
I have to be at work.

Speaker 4 (25:38):
In two hours.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Oh yeah, this woman here, see if she sounds like
a news I want to take the cab and those
one to walk. Yeah, no, holds your horse?

Speaker 5 (25:47):
Okay that guy so the cab almost hits him and
he goes, oh, hold your horses.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Well, first of all, you would you wouldn't get away
with screaming at somebody without using an expletive. So you know,
you don't say hold your horses, but you say watch
where you f and going?

Speaker 3 (26:06):
You're going? Hey, mellow your aura?

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Like what I would have done is I would have
had him curse and beep it out.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
That would have been funnier, more impactful, and more authentic.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
Right, But at least I think it did sound like
a New Yorker playing that part, though there's a lot
of times.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
How about this woman? Does this woman sound like a
New Yorker?

Speaker 4 (26:27):
Water is so New York It works hard and plays hard,
probably a little too hard.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
I have to be at work in two hours. Does
she sound like a New Yorkers? Passable? Neutral?

Speaker 2 (26:38):
They could have gone heavier, They could have gone a
thicker accent on the New Yorker.

Speaker 5 (26:42):
All right, So slices he is what I want you
to do. Leave us a talk back with wherever you're
from in the country. Obviously, if you're in New York,
that's fine. What do you think people in your area
would yell at a cab that almost hit you as
you're crossing the street.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
Would they yell?

Speaker 5 (26:55):
Now, in Texas you might yell hold your horses because
you know the cowboys and stuff, right, But you know
in California or you know in Mississippi, what would you
guys yell? Because in New York, you know you would yell, hey,
watch where you f and going.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
But you know, maybe in the eighteen hundreds in New
York City you might have said hold your horses, because
that's all.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
A horse and buggies.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Like, if you have an honest country, you might yell
hold your horses. I'd be willing to get pulling a buggy.
I'd be willing to.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
Guess that that's where the phrase actually.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
Came from, hold your horses or I don't know whatever,
but uh, you know they have been using AI.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
I have to be uh. They're serving me these commercials
on my over my.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
I don't want to I don't want to set people's off,
so I use that app. So I listened to the
radio in the morning and they serve me these commercials digitally.

Speaker 5 (27:45):
So they weren't serving you either one serving you the
Sea word. No, they weren't serving c uh.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
But it's these Verizon commercials and they get very specific
with the with the uh.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
They must have like geo fencing.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
Uh. Where they're serving me. They know where I'm living
in your and they're like stop by the Verizon store
at thirty Mall Drive West and ask for Kevin. They
literally say a person's name. So there's a Kevin where
and by the way, they say thirty more Male Drive West.
They should just say the Newport Center mall. But they
give the address of the mall instead of saying the

(28:18):
fucking name of the mall. But but do you realact
the power that Kevin has. Kevin can't get fired or
they have to redo the commercials or someone else has
to pretend to be Kevin.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
I think it's AI.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
I think they bought commercials around the country and they
had AI generated voice doing the spot. I'm pretty sure
they have an AI person doing the commercial that says
because you'd have to actually break it down to different neighborhoods.
If someone's listening to that same commercial in Queens or
ver Long Island, they be like, stop by the stop

(28:48):
by the Verizon store at the Roosevelt Field Mall and
ask for Jennifer.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
Like they literally have to change that.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Like for every tagging you know that, Yeah, but it's
a thousand, like they have new thousands of them. There
is not a person sitting in a studio reading that
that is AI.

Speaker 5 (29:06):
It's gotta be it's geotagg There's been geotagging and streaming.
So think of how many think of how many they
have to do, so it's more geotagging. Yes, I just
have to just geotag much in the studio.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
But motherfucker, I have five hundred of these reads to
do today because you have to name a different neighbor
in a different neighborhood, I guess, a different a different
store with a different draft and a different manager.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
You gotta name the manager of the store.

Speaker 5 (29:33):
All right, Well, it's ninety percent of the commercial is
the same, right, so you just record that and you cut.
Then you go Mike on thirty fourth Street. And not
that easy, not the way they said. The guy says it.
It's seamless in the inside the middle of sense. So
you think you think the voice is AI. I think
you were saying. I thought you were saying that geotagging
was AI. You're saying you think the voice.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Is A Yes, I think someone did a commercial that
they liked the guy's voice and they just plugged in
with a computer, a dresses and general manager names of
that Verizon.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
Wow, that's what I think they did for this.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Because every morning my fucking radio is talking to me
like it's like spying on me with binoculars.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Hey, do you think you think like it makes the
manager's cocky, like you can't fire me. I'm Enrique from
the commercial. Right.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
As for Kevin, so, now I know that Kevin works
the Verizon store in the in the Newport Center mall.

Speaker 5 (30:26):
You realize everyone who's not Kevin has gotta be like,
I'm not Kevin.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
Hey, are you Kevin? I'm not Kevin.

Speaker 5 (30:30):
Yeah, it's Kevin's off duty and they go to that
store and they look for Kevin. What if Kevin doesn't
work there? What if, like, is Kevin here, he's off today?
We should call We know what we should do. We
should call that store and record it.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (30:44):
And as for Kevin, all right, hey Kevin, I heard
you you work at that store. By word scary lady.
On the next episode of The Brooklyn.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Boys, I will say, go ahead, at God.

Speaker 5 (30:57):
I was just gonna say which before you said what
you said we said is we were speaking about commercials
and recording commercials. And I have a theory slices back
me up on this, scary. I know you'll agree with me.
If if a commercial pops up on television or on
TikTok or Instagram, whatever or anywhere you get pop up
commercials and the guy or the woman in the commercial says,

(31:17):
what if I told you you could get I already
know they're lying, because first of all, they already know scam.
What if I told you what? Well, I'm telling you though,
right yeah, you know what I'm saying is that's that's
to me, like, that's a scam. Right away, they go,
what if I told you that for only nine ninety five?
I go, no, yeah, or it's not worth it or

(31:38):
it's shit. But I any commercial I hear that at
the beginning, what if I told you you could get,
you know, nine pairs of blah blah blah for only
seven dollars, I would think there's shit quality. I think
if you you know my other pet Peeve, my other
pet Peeve is TikTok videos that start with I don't know,
I don't know who needs to hear this, but just
fucking say it. Yeah, just say it's a wind up everyone.

(32:01):
I don't know who needs to hear you know, who
doesn't need to hear it? Mate, I don't need to
hear it. I don't know who needs to hear that's what? Okay,
that's what anything you say on social media, anything we
say on this podcast, I don't know who needs to
hear it, because you're saying it. You don't care who
needs to hear it. You're hoping somebody does. I don't
know who needs to hear it. But you know if
I if I was up to me, thank God, it's
not up to you in some cases, you want to

(32:24):
say it.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
What if I told you what you could?

Speaker 5 (32:27):
What if I told you you could go on Brooklyn
Boys dot Big Cartel dot com and buy shirts that
said your favorite podcast name on it, the Brooklyn Boys.
What if what if I told you?

Speaker 2 (32:39):
Yeah, Yeah, we're talking about commercials, personalizing commercials. Earlier, I
used to do a commercial for for Jericho Teris Jericho
Terris in catering hall in Long Island where people would
get married, and they wanted me in the commercial to say,
ask for my boy Chad, He'll hook you up. Like literally,

(33:00):
I didn't shout out Chad and I know Chad, and
they wanted Chad's name in there. Well, let me tell you,
Chad became a overnight star at the Jericho Terrace. For
a while, everyone was calling asking for Chad. You know, oka
beat to Chad, Yo, Chad, You're gonna hook me up
scary he's telling me about and so I guess it's
good and it's bad because when Chad wasn't there, everyone

(33:21):
was didn't want to talk.

Speaker 5 (33:22):
No one wanted to talk to anyone except for Chad. Yeah,
but Chad's the boss. He paid extra for that.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
I did.

Speaker 5 (33:27):
I did a call commercial ONCET a long time ago,
and it was, hey, check you know, make sure you
asked for my pal Mike. He's the good looking bald
guy with the mustache. I never fucking met Mike. I
never met Mike, like I asked.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
As my pal my pal. I told him, I go.
I don't know Mike. I see, I knew Chad. So
I was trying to I know you did.

Speaker 5 (33:47):
I know you've been to Jericho to I know. But
for me, I said, I'm not doing that. I said,
if you want, I'll go. So what I did was
I drove to the dealership I met with. His name
wasn't Mike, but I met with Mike, the bald guy
with the mustache. He was a good looking man, and
I got to meet him. I got to know him.
I was very friendly with him. I went for a
test drive in a car with him. We spent some
time talking sports. Then when I did the commercial, I

(34:08):
was able to say, hey, my guy Mike, you know,
check him out. But I'm not gonna just go, Hey,
go see my buddy Mike. I never met Mike. Mike
could be an asshole.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
What if you go to go we meet Mike and
Mike's like, what the fuck do you want? You gotta
be careful. Then you got to do your due diligence.
Is he probably vetted? Is he really a pal of yours?

Speaker 3 (34:29):
Right? Is what it means? Not a nice guy. I
have a problem admitting that I know you two people.

Speaker 5 (34:33):
Yeah, what if I went into What if you go
into that car dealership because I told you to go
to that car dealership and you meet Mike, Right, Mike,
I want a deal in a car.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
Mike says to.

Speaker 5 (34:42):
You, what if I told you you can get into
this car? And he uses that line.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Mike could be a scumbag. You don't know.

Speaker 5 (34:49):
Mike could be a shyster. Mike could be Mike could
be a criminal. Mike could be a liar. Mike can
sell you have a damaged car. You're like, oh, my buddy, Mike.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
That's why I'm very careful about what I stand behind
and what I sell. So I say, you're gonna lose
forty pounds on Doctor Fat Loss. You you know, hit
the jingle, Hit the jingle. You hit the jingle, hit
the h.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
Hit the jingle.

Speaker 5 (35:09):
Scary, Nope, it's true though. Nope, you're not slipping clients in.
You're not doing it today. You can lose up to
twenty up to forty pounds. I mean I know up
to four yeah, up to twenty, thirty forty between twenty
you'll lose between twenty and forty. Yeah, it'll happen.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
M hm. Yeah, but you got to see my guy.

Speaker 5 (35:31):
I will I will say now for the for the record,
all right, Scary and I were talking last night about
a mutual friend of ours. Yes, and I said, oh,
I wonder if our mutual friend who looks really good,
if she's if she's taken ozepic or some one of
those other you know, injections. And Scary said, no, actually
she's using the the Doctor Fat Loss. I'd be stupid,

(35:58):
stop it, and away she was. So that's why the
Doctor per Se is not a sponsor of this podcast.
But I will say that if you follow the regiment
and the plan which you did, which our mutual friend did.
You can look as you know, you can lose a
lot of weight if it does work for people without

(36:19):
any shots or drugs, that's correct.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
Now.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
I am not a doctor, per se, but I have
an apology. And that's why I have an apology. I
fucked up on the big show. It's too late to
apology to apologize? Is that the running theme of this episode?
That's correct to apologize? He doesn't say it? Why should
I say it? Well, so, I guess I got some

(36:44):
bad advice from TikTok. You know how TikTok taught me
a lot of things. Yeah, is it about that mess Scarry?

Speaker 3 (36:50):
It's a it's a what are you talking about? I'm
gonna wearing masks, Garra.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
You think it doesn't show up? It's obviously you put
too much on. It's obvious.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
I'm not wearing mess Cara. I don't wear makeup. Okay,
so ok that one? Is anything wrong with that?

Speaker 2 (37:04):
Right?

Speaker 3 (37:05):
Ones looking so high to go?

Speaker 2 (37:07):
But I knew you were waiting for it. I gave
you the extra gave gave you the extra room. You
have a little mess Scarrow pocket inside the mersey. Of course,
by the way, thank thank you to the people that
sent me AI images of young Scary Jones carrying immerse.
They didn't they didn't look enough like Scary Jones for
me to post them, but I still might because they're hilarious.

(37:28):
All right, Well, what I said on the air, and again,
I'm not a doctor, but I got a doctor.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
I heard it on TikTok.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
Did you said holiday and express that there's a that
for all side sleepers if you sleep on your side, birdie,
you side sleeper?

Speaker 3 (37:42):
I am.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
I'm also a wheel watcher. Yeah, I am too. I
like wheel fortune you're talking about. Yeah, side sleeper. Yeah,
So according to TikTok, you should when if you're a
side sleeper, you should lay on your right side. Hold on,
don't jump on me yet, slices, don't leave the talk

(38:04):
back just yet. I said, I was taught that you
should sleep on your right side because your heart is
off to the left, and that it doesn't that it
allows for a better flow of blood whatever. But if
you're sleeping on your left, you're kind of sleeping and
you're you're kind of like constricting your heart and like

(38:25):
you're you're crowding it, and there's there's pressure in that area.
So what I heard on TikTok was logical to me
and good enough for me to talk about in my
around the room on the Big Show.

Speaker 3 (38:36):
Well, ladies and gentlemen. Oh no, oh no, I couldn't count.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
I lost count of the texts telling me I was
wrong for two reasons. Number one, if you're pregnant, doctors
tell pregnant women to sleep on the left. So I
gave that bad advice to pregnant women right from the jump. Yeah,
I don't know why. I guess it takes pressure off
the child. So yeah, so they say, and then if
you're if you are, if you have acid reflux, they say,

(39:07):
sleeping to the right will cause the fluid in the overnight,
or it'll it'll make it worse.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
So they asked for pregnant people.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
And at the very least pregnant women and acid reflux
sufferers sufferers sleep.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
On your left. It's a better play.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
And that it's an old wives tale that's sleeping on
your right releases I don't know, it releases pressure from
your heart.

Speaker 5 (39:34):
Okay, we got to get back to a society where
people trust medical science and people who don't have medical
degrees don't give advice on medical things.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
So I apologize because I felt bad because I and
I did send you which side do you sleep on?

Speaker 3 (39:52):
And did you switch because of this advice you got
from them?

Speaker 2 (39:54):
For me, it's better, I'm more comfortable sleeping to the right,
so it makes more sense for me.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
But well, let me ask you a ques.

Speaker 5 (40:00):
When you when Robin sleeps over your house, you guys
have do you guys have sides?

Speaker 3 (40:06):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (40:06):
And and me facing away from her is facing to
the right, so it's on your left. Yeah, And my
ass is in her face at that point, and she
knows that that I sleep that way because I'm how
did you choose that side?

Speaker 3 (40:19):
That's my side? That's just my side. I always if
you're if.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
You're staring at a bed, if you're looking at a
bed head on, I always sleep on the left because
I tend to I tend to roll right to get
out of bed.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
I don't like rolling left.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
For the same reason why this TikTok gave me this advice,
which I thought would sound advice. It made sense because
I don't like rolling over my over to the left,
over my my my my left side of my body.
For it's it's more comfortable for me to roll right.
That's just me, though, and that's me in life. Oh,
by the way, to all the text messages.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
Who said, uh, you're a dumb ass, scary your heart
is in the center. It's not on the left.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
Okay, you know, dude, No less than five people texted that,
what's you're talking about? Heart is on the left. The
heart is in the center of the chest, slight, it's
slightly left of center. Left, it's to the left, to
the left, Beyonce, everything in the not gonna be hearing
that song tonight because I'm here with you, slices correct.
So uh so, I'll tell you when I when I

(41:21):
was growing up, my alarm clock was on the left,
the phone was on the left because I would reach
over my right hand, So my life was always to
the left, you understand, yes, yes, okay.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
So I would sleep.

Speaker 5 (41:35):
On my left side, and everything in my world, the
night table was always to my left. And then when
I moved out and got my own apartment and I
had a roommate, I always slept with my alarm clock
and everything to my left because you reach over with
your right hand to get the alarm clock. However, when
I get married, or when I started being in bed

(41:58):
with people.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
More than just your wife, not at one time. My
point is, but we'll keep it to We'll keep it
to her if you'd like. Is I want to hear
more about these other women? There's not nothing, not much
to talk about. Okay. Yeah, So I being right handed.

Speaker 5 (42:21):
It's easier to reach over to your wife or your
partner if they're on your left the way Robin is right.
So like the way my alarm clock used to be
over there, my wife would be over there. Yes, So
I rearranged my life and took the right side of

(42:41):
the bed, even though I had to hit the alarm
clock on my left hand, and it sucked up the
right who my whole life, so that I can right
handedly reach over, you know, for hugging purposes.

Speaker 3 (42:53):
Let's just say with my right hand. My problem is
I'm left hand.

Speaker 5 (42:56):
I'm left handed, which makes no sense that Robin is
now to your left unless you're unless you're laying flat
and you slide your hand over like you're reaching over,
like you're in a movie theater, then it makes sense.
But if you are, you can like do the the
arm over roll over you're on the wrong side for Robin,
for your for your left hand, do the rock away

(43:18):
and lean back. Well, then you hate your head against
the headboard. Now it's a song anyway, I don't I
know I said that. You know now, all right, Terror squad?
Yes now, So now to answer your question about sleeping
on the left or the right and slices, you can
tell me if this works for you it doesn't work
for you. But I would sleep on my left side
facing my wife so I could see.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
Her so she has escape, No, dumb ass, I wanted
to see her, like to be the like the thing
I saw before I fell asleep.

Speaker 3 (43:49):
However, so no, but by looking at my wife.

Speaker 5 (43:54):
If I couldn't fall asleep because I was like, you know, yeah,
I think thinking about stuff, I would then turn my
back and sleep on my right. Or if I we
were angry, like if we had a fight, I would
sleep on my right. So there was two purposes to
sleeping on my right. One was like we're mad and
we would sleep on opposite you know, facing the other direction.
Or if I couldn't concentrate on sleeping because I was
looking at my wife at the time, you know, going,

(44:16):
you know, I can't sleep you.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
Know, give, but what about bad breath situations when you're
staring at each other face to face and now all
those hours go by and you wake up and you're
like just like breathing in each other's face.

Speaker 5 (44:28):
I can't speak for me, but I can say that
I never experienced that problem.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
From her, all right.

Speaker 5 (44:36):
I never like, oh I I never thought about it,
think about all these things. No, wives are perfect, scary,
they don't pete, they don't fart. Oh yeah, umps no, perfect, perfect, perfect,
So no, I never noticed anything angelic breath issues. Yeah, no,
completely angelic. But anyway, so I'm saying, I I if

(44:59):
you told me that my heart would be better sleeping
on my right side, if my preference will sleep on
my left side.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
I was sick my wefside.

Speaker 5 (45:05):
Anyways, saying, and I'm still you not getting medical device
from scary jomps. No, otherwise I'd be taking Lion's main mushrooms. Well,
that's those are supplements. I have no problem with that
because you can't prove anything. But I literally I won't
stand up in court.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
I know.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
But that's not a medical claim either. It's just like, hey,
I'm taking it because it makes me feel good.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
Yeah, may or may not. But may or may not.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
But I just downright gave the opposite advice, some bad
advice on air, which I never do.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
I never give awful advice. I have opinions on things
where things may work for me, and awful opinions.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
No, sometimes they're great, they're rooted in some truth, but
there are time. But in this case, I went completely
against the grain on the opposite of what to do
when you're side sleeping.

Speaker 5 (45:57):
Now, now, did you go on the air and say
I saw on TikTok. I'm not sure if it's true,
but what did you say? This is a fact I
did everyone everyone said, everyone's a doctor these days.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
I did not give any context.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
Yeah, all right, you have something small before we take
our next break.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
A picture of your penis.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
Yea, I led you to that one too, you did. Yeah,
I'm letting you have all the jokes.

Speaker 5 (46:23):
Go for it, all right, let me see hold on,
Oh all right, I'll tell you a quick story and
then we have to play.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
Are we going to play that graduation speech in a
little while? I think we should we do. You know
what I'll give you.

Speaker 5 (46:32):
I'll give you a just a quick a quick rant
and then I'll tell you about how why I went
to the doctor.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
Last week. I was in Target, and.

Speaker 5 (46:39):
Normally, you know, you buy, I bite the bulk of
my groceries at the supermarket, right, But you know Target
has groceries, and sometimes Target has exactly what you need
while you're there for other things. Oh, pick up some milk,
I need some tostitos whatever, so on my on my
shopping list. While I'm at Target, I have to get

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chocolate sprinkles. Now, I like rainbow sprinkles, but I love
chocolate sprinkles. I'm a bigger fan of chocolate sprinkles, all right.
As some strange reason, people in this country call them
jimmy jimmies. There's there's there's sprinkles because you sprinkle them
onto your ice cream. Connecticut. You don't jimmy them on

(47:22):
your ice cream. You sprinkle them on your ice cream,
all right. So I'm looking in the aisle and I
see uh chocolate shell and caramel syrup magic that chocolate shell, yes,
and and uh cherry toppings and strawberry toppings. And I
see big containers of uh rainbow sprinkles, and then they

(47:45):
have those glittery sprinkles. You know, which one I'm talking about,
like the red and the green that you put them on,
like cupcakes and stuff. They have everything at targets, scary,
some chocolate sprinkles, and I went in the app.

Speaker 3 (47:59):
They don't sell chocolate sprinkles. Maybe they were out.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
I wonder why what kind of store has everything for
ice cream but decides we're not gonna sell chocolate spread
Sure they weren't just sold out, Scary.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
I checked the app. They don't. They don't carry they
don't chocolate sprinkles.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
Now maybe regional, but in New Jersey they don't carry
chocolate sprinkles.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
Chocolate jimmies they don't have. They definitely don't have jimmies.

Speaker 5 (48:22):
Now, you don't have to tell me that they have
chocolate sprinkles in Oklahoma.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
It doesn't help me.

Speaker 5 (48:27):
And you don't have to tell me that that you
can get at at Target dot com doesn't help me.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
I'm telling you. In the stores in New Jersey, no
chocolate sprinkles.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
I wonder why. I don't know, but I'm gonna write
a letter to somebody.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
They might even they made an American Target campaign.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
That's it.

Speaker 5 (48:45):
I will well. I mean, they don't go bad that
quickly it's not like you get them on the shelf.
They're not selling.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
Yeah, that's rainbow sprinkles. Let me say, I'm gonna I'm
gonna google it. Maybe my mic there've been tariffs on this.

Speaker 5 (48:55):
That's more popular, chocolate sprinkles or rainbow sprinkles. Hold on
what is more popularinbow sprinkles or chocolate sprinkles. Let's see
what it says.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
I would say rainbow sprinkles are more popular.

Speaker 5 (49:06):
In recent years, rainbow sprinkles have become more popular than
chocolate sprinkles. This is evident in the increase in sales
of rainbow sprinkles at bakeries and ice cream shops.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
But why wouldn't you sell both? I don't know, and
I know people getting offended by rainbow sprinkles.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
You know, I don't know. But where are my chocolate sprinkles?
Even if it's sixty forty seventy thirty? Give me some
chocolate sprinkles?

Speaker 5 (49:32):
My boys podcast, Let's play that commercial you talked about.
Then I'll tell you about what happened to me at
the doctor's off the commercial.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
Oh you mean the graduation speech, Oh, the graduation speech, okay?
And then later I think my girlfriend is trapping me.
She is pregnant, don't she trapped me? No, not that,
oh god please, no, trapping me in a different way.
It just kind of what a hip hop song kind
of put me. She kind of put me in awkwards

(49:59):
that youuation that I couldn't help. We'll get to that, Okay,
unless you want to do that first, and you want
to you want to talk about the graduation No, no, no, no.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
No, Let's do the graduation speech now.

Speaker 5 (50:08):
And by the way, the best graduation speech in the
month of May twenty twenty five was Kermit the Frog.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Yes, I'm sorry. We talked about it on the Morning
show and anyone that's like, oh, the college only got
a puppet to speak. First of all, Jim Henson went
to the University of Maryland.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
Was it, yeah, something like that. I think, hold on,
hold on college. It was Floria.

Speaker 5 (50:31):
It's definitely not Florida. No, then they would have had
an alligator University of Maryland. Okay, yeah, okay, So that's
what Jim Henson went. That's why he was Kermit the
Frog was there. Well, by the way, it sounded like
Barack Obama.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
Listen back.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
We all texts came in and we talked about it
on the air. If you listen to the cadence, it
sounds like Obama. But okay, I well Obama.

Speaker 5 (50:51):
Obama's speeches were very graduation speech esque.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
No, but the way he the delivery style was also. Yeah, yes,
that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (51:00):
Obama's caden's President Obamas cadence was very he had a
way of speaking. By the way, Josh Shapiro, Governor Josh
Shapiro of Pennsylvania, has the same cadence as President Obama,
which I guess makes it the same as Kermit the Frog.
But anyway, Kermit was fantastic. If you have a chance,
check it out. It was inspirational and moving and kids
in the and the crowd were crying. Oh, it was tremendous.
He's sang Rainbow Connection.

Speaker 7 (51:21):
It was alpha dialect.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
Whoa, whoa, All right, now they were they were not
crying in the crowd at this graduation ceremony.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
No, no, So I'm not going to play the whole thing,
are we? Why not? I don't know so, because it's
it's long.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
So there's a professor who spoke at a school high
school graduation, but he's speaking to high school students which
are I guess seventeen years old? With daten you graduate?
Usually I mean I graduated. Well, he's speaking using jen
Alpha speak. He decided jen Alpha is the generation after
gen Z. Now, I think these kids are too old

(51:57):
to be jen Alpha, but maybe they are the oldest
jen As there are, Brody, what are the years for
jen Alpha? Because because we we're gen xers, the Boomers
were before us, the millennials, Jen y was after us
and gen Z gen Z sen Alpha.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
Wait, let me finish my thought.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
Gen Z is now twenty eight to like, I believe
seventeen eighteen years old?

Speaker 3 (52:19):
Am I wrong?

Speaker 5 (52:20):
Kad, I don't know. I can't remember. Jen Alpha is
twenty ten, which would make you fifteen. So maybe it
was a junior high school graduation.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
It probably was.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
These kids look young, so might have been junior middle
school graduate.

Speaker 5 (52:33):
Where in the world you're from, But in the New
York area he used to be junior high school.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
I don't know. He gets up there.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
He looks like Bill Kny the science guy with like
in a suit and both bowt his bow tie, his
style of dress. He was, you know, he's got a
He looks like a nerd nerdy guy. Glasses. But he's
kind of crazy at most. Yes, but he's got it.
He's I'm painting a picture that the guy the way
he was dressed in a brown suit with a red
bow tie. He was very like, I'm in me hey,

(53:02):
So you wouldn't expect these words to come out of
this guy's mouth until they did.

Speaker 5 (53:07):
This is the last third of the speech. He said,
I'm gonna make the end of the speech just your language, right.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
So he went old jen alpha on them, which I
guess he was making me salty and making me salty
as let's go right exactly. So this is what that
was of.

Speaker 7 (53:22):
Fun dialect of English.

Speaker 8 (53:24):
I'm going to deliver the rest of this speech in
your very own native tongue. It's low key a huge
w to be vibing here at Westound High School for Languages.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
Week High School.

Speaker 7 (53:34):
Oh but chat, let's fuck ro paper mare.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
Now.

Speaker 8 (53:40):
I know it's getting de lulu for this shoogy door
to speak in such skibbity brain rot, but if feel
bear with me, I'll put the fries in the bag.
In Jeff the seven, I do actually have a message here.

Speaker 7 (53:54):
Type of shield.

Speaker 8 (53:57):
No cap I was dead as pressed about understand this language,
but I had to absorb the drip so I wouldn't
get aired by your generation. High key people think jen
alphas lang is just memes and brain rod, but on God,
it's giving a linguistic glove core happening irls every time

(54:18):
you drop a yacht or it's giving. You're legit patching
the English language DLC with fresh updates, literally shifting the
English meta language evolves because you're constantly cooking new.

Speaker 7 (54:32):
Ways to pass the vibe check.

Speaker 8 (54:33):
And honestly, your memes today finite hit as the textbook
voca of tomorrow be. And this is exactly why learning
languages hits different, just like how your casual pooky talk
could soon.

Speaker 7 (54:48):
Be the dictionary definition. Picking up another language.

Speaker 8 (54:51):
Gives you front row seats to how people around the
world give the deeds. It's like unlocking infinite drip, allowing
you to hatch dubs across cultures, connect deeper with the squad,
and stand new perspectives that would otherwise leave you ghosted.
Languages aren't just sus grammar, gules fam They're the ultimate

(55:13):
riz for becoming a real one.

Speaker 7 (55:14):
Everywhere you pull up it's.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
Have we had enough yet? Continues have that enough. I mean,
I'm a real one.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
I have enough riz, I'm good. But the he sounded
like the knee from our Slice time as the Cadence Babe, Well,
don when Donnie goes off on energy, we're done. Okay, Yeah,
w's in the chat. W's in the chat.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
Here we go. I just thought I thought that was
great that he was trying to relate to them.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
He got the drip. But you, you, Brodie, said something
really interesting to me when we both heard that.

Speaker 3 (55:48):
You said, yeah, he could pull it off. We couldn't.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
You don't think we can go up there and be
just as funny using that same language. It depends on that.
I think AI helped him write that. I'm convinced, but gad.

Speaker 5 (56:02):
How hard is it to just pull up all the
slang and put in a paragraph that's not difficult but
A I probably polished it up for him, But I could,
I could, I could write it.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
You could write it. Come on.

Speaker 5 (56:12):
I think if if you were I think in the
context of a speech where you're deliberately showing that it's
not your language, you could get away with it. But
if you went on the air and you were like, no,
cap fam, I'm all about the drip, don't air me out.
Whatever you'd get ripped for, like being the guy trying
to be cool. It was like when you were saying
salty af bet like five years ago on the air.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
But I was doing it tongue in cheek. I was
doing it on purpose.

Speaker 5 (56:36):
Yes, But if I said to my kids, if I
said to my kids, hey, uh, you haven't eaten in
five hours.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
I'm sure you're hungry. I'm sure you're hungry bet, they
were like, don't say that.

Speaker 5 (56:47):
Yeah, you know what I mean. I was like, well,
I don't know enough. I don't have enough riz. They
were like, stop it, stop it dead stop. What about
skivity to do toilet riz?

Speaker 3 (56:56):
Do you have any of that? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (56:56):
I mean, it's no different than it if my father
tried to say it that was. And if if my
father was trying to throw a slang at me when
I was a kid, that was slang when we were kids. Yeah,
I was like, Dad's stop, you know, And and and
now now I understand why what he was trying to
do and I and I don't understand why me, the
fifteen year old, would have been annoyed by him trying

(57:18):
to speak my lingo but you take you take ownership,
like my generation, this is my lingo, and you don't
want others like you don't want people knowing the way
what you're saying.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
You don't want the older crowd in on the joy.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
And I mean maybe that's why the language is the
alternate slang is created, so you kind of slide by
under the radar with people like.

Speaker 3 (57:38):
It's it's like hip hop lingo.

Speaker 5 (57:40):
It's it's any language that and some of it it's like, look,
we say, you know, we use Latin phrases. You know,
we say deja vu. That's not English, but we liked it,
so we started using it, right and we kept, we
kept became part of American nomenclature. It's part of the
the the linguistics of America, the the and so you

(58:05):
create words, you know, like how many people are saying
for shizzle for the longest time?

Speaker 2 (58:09):
Right?

Speaker 3 (58:09):
You don't say that anymore?

Speaker 5 (58:11):
Right now, you don't say that, But but people said
it because it was like a slang, you know, it
became a thing like oh, that's that's all you know.
I'm not going to get into the words that that
we use as kids. And there were there were there
was slang words that let people tried to use it
didn't go anywhere. I remember like people using slang in
high school. I was like that what and then you
never heard it again. It didn't pick up. But certain

(58:33):
words become part of the everyday vernacular, right, and then
you don't think anything of it, right, right, Like ain't
ain't a word except now it is.

Speaker 3 (58:43):
Ain'ts in the dictionary. Now ain't now is a word?
That's right, Yeah it is.

Speaker 5 (58:48):
I won't say it unless I'm saying deliberately saying it
didn't sound a certain way, But I I wouldn't you.
I would never write it in a in a sentence,
like I would never write it in a in a letter,
in an email. I would never say all that ain't funny,
I would you. I was scared it ain't funny. I
might say it to be fun like, but I would
never use it. But words get used, and these words

(59:10):
people say ginormous. When when people started saying ginormous in
the early two thousands, I was like, what a stupid word?

Speaker 2 (59:15):
And now it's part of the dictionary, right, yeah, yeah,
I think why do I need to say ginormous?

Speaker 3 (59:20):
Enormous already says ginormous millennials.

Speaker 5 (59:24):
I don't know, I I I remember, I can tell
you who I remember saying it for the first time.
I don't think she was a millennial, but she used
to say it all the time. I'm like, oh, I
can't stand that word. That's the word she uses. So
I associate it with her and I like her very much.
This person, but they would always say like, oh, it's ginormous,
Oh ginormous.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
I'm like, oh, I'm stupid fuckings. So yeah, yeah, so
there you go. So, so the you know the drip,
I don't know the drip, but you know w's in
the chat that I'll say that.

Speaker 5 (59:54):
That's a huge that's a huge thing on TikTok when
I watched like gamers, like if they do something good,
they'll say, oh, can I get some w's in the
chat or like oh that was a great comment by
so and so w's in the chat, Like that's correct
a win? Yeah, yeah, oh I got a big win. Yeah,
Like if they killed the big the Big Boss, like, oh,
w's in the chat, So people got w's. It's like

(01:00:16):
it's like, you know, look like Final Boss.

Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
Capitol w's w s.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
Yeah, defeat Final Boss anyway, did you have something that
you wanted to get into.

Speaker 5 (01:00:27):
I want to talk about injuring myself playing pickleball. I'd
like to hear about that, and I want to see
what you would have done. So Monday of last week,
I guess it was the Monday before Memorial Day. I
have a I have a bad knee. So I get
gel injections in my knee because this I wore out
the cartilage from years of sports. And so I get
a gel injection which replaces the cartilage, so for six

(01:00:49):
months I can walk again.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
The athlete, go ahead.

Speaker 5 (01:00:52):
You know I'm an athlete. You know you saw me
last night my pickleball attire.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
How do I look? You're an athlete, that athlete.

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
You're not an fleet I mean, yeah, you play pickleball
and you look great.

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
I I'll you know, I'll give you flowers. I'll give
you flowers. Thank you, flowers. You're you're you're cooking. I'll
let you cook. I let you cook.

Speaker 5 (01:01:12):
You ate, you ate left no crumbs, No, I did not.
I did not eat. I ate healthy and left no coat.
That's exactly it. Because Brodie's looking svelt these days. My god,
you you're wasting away in Margaritaville.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
In Margaritaville, thank you, and you know you look you
look amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
It was the first time I saw you in a few months.
I have I have news to you.

Speaker 5 (01:01:29):
I'm an athlete, so I'm not a world class athlete,
but I play a lot of sports and I play
them all fairly well. Anyway, So I came home Thursday night,
Monday night, and I'm like, oh, I'm a little sore,
but that's normal after playing pickleball for two hours, like, oh,
a little sore. And I'm like, oh, my knee is
a little sore, but I whatever. You know, it happens
after two hours to pick a ball. Tuesday morning, Scarrey,
I woke up. I couldn't walk my my left leg,

(01:01:52):
my knee wouldn't bend, and I had to do the staircase,
you know.

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
One foot one foot, one foot, one foot, one foot,
one foot. You know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 5 (01:01:59):
Ye yep, I go step step step step, not step
down a step step, same step step, same step step.

Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
Same steph and I had to.

Speaker 5 (01:02:07):
Go out to the same way, step up, step up,
step up to Okay, So I'm like, all right, you
know what I'll put some ice on it. It'll be
sore for a day and then it'll be fine. I'll
just go easy on it. Tuesday, I don't play pick
a ball again till Wednesday night.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
No problem. Easy on a Sunday morning. Were you easy
on Sunday morning? Were you easy on it on a
Sunday morning? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:02:26):
So so so Wednesday, I wake up, but it's still
very stiff. I'm having a problem with my leg. It's
not okayn't get any better. So I go to the gym.

Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
Here.

Speaker 5 (01:02:34):
I go to the gym and I get on a treadmill.
I go on the StairMaster thing and the skiing thing,
and I'm trying to loosen it up. Not working, Like
all right, well, you know what, I'm not playing again
till Saturday. Till so Wednesday night, I go to pick
a ball. I got I got a knee brace on.
I'm like, all right, I'll put the knee brace on
that I have and I'll go play pick a ball.

Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
And I get to you.

Speaker 5 (01:02:56):
I stepped on the court and I went, oh no,
and my leg was killing me. So I turned around,
I go and everyone So I just watched everyone else play.
I got lots of sympathy from all my pickleball friends.
They're like, okay. I'm like, yeah, I hurt myself Monday,
I said, but I'm here Saturday and Sunday. I should
be good. So I went home Wednesday night. I iced
it again. I'm taking pain medication, you know, tile it
all everything. So I wake up Thursday scary. I still

(01:03:20):
can't walk. From Monday, I can't bend my leg. So
I call my I call my my orthopedis my knee guy,
and I say, listen, you gotta.

Speaker 3 (01:03:28):
Gotta fit guy. I got a guy.

Speaker 5 (01:03:30):
I say listen, I got an I gotta have an appointment.
Our next appointment is Thursday of next week. I said, no, no, no, no,
I can't walk. I messed up. Now you know now slices,
you know you do this. I'm googling. I'm googling. What
what does it mean when you leg you have knee pain?

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
You have everything? You got everything under the sun. Now
you got every ailment known to man.

Speaker 5 (01:03:50):
Now I got I gotta. I got a sprain, possibly
torn MCL. I got a ruptured a CL. I'm thinking
of myself. I got a PTELL attendant. I'm like, check
for soreness, like the back left part. I'm like, is
it a hamstring pull? I'm like six to eight weeks
recovery time could be longer.

Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
I'm like, oh god, what did I do. Let's pick
a ball. If you go down a rabbit hole when
you're on web DP, we know.

Speaker 5 (01:04:13):
That if I went down the rabbit hole, I couldn't
cimb back out because I couldn't walk. So so I'm like,
all right, so I tell I tell the woman, the receptionist,
the woman at the doctor's office. I said, listen, Maggie,
you got to help me. You got to get me
an appointment. I'm in the out of pain. Well, I
can give you an appointment during lunch. You know, I'll
tell I'll tell doctor so and so that it's important.

(01:04:33):
And you know, he'll skip the first part.

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
Of lunch because he usually takes a great give me
toilet risk.

Speaker 3 (01:04:40):
So I was like, oh, thank you, I'll be there.
I'll take it. I'll be there.

Speaker 5 (01:04:44):
So I go and uh, you know, they ask me
these questions and then the doctor comes in and he's
feeling my knee and he's like, okay, all right. He's
like no, He's like, benj you leg for me, and
he's feeling it. He's like, listen for a click, because
if there's a click, you tore ligament.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
If it goes, all right, Kanye and jay Z and
rolling with.

Speaker 5 (01:05:04):
My click click click, very nice, nicely done. So he goes,
all right, you don't have any tears. You don't know,
you don't have any sprains. He's feeling his feeling. He goes,
you got fluid on your knee. I said, fluid? All right,
Well what do you do? He's like, I said, weill
that go away? He said, well you can. You have
two choices, he said, you can wait six to eight

(01:05:25):
weeks for the swelling to go down on the fluid
to drain, and that means no activity if it's no sports,
nothing for six eight weeks, I said, Or he goes,
I can shove a giant needle in your knee and
suck out the fluid and shoot cortizone in. He goes,
but it's a giant needle and a huge syringe. What
did I said, What did you op for? I said,
I'm okay with I'll be okay with the needle. He goes,

(01:05:46):
all right, he goes, you might want to turn your head.
And he goes he leaves and he comes back and
it's scary. It was like a prop from a like
a comedy show. It was like it was like a
fifteen inch syringe.

Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
How long?

Speaker 6 (01:05:58):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
No, stop it?

Speaker 5 (01:06:00):
Yeah, and the needle. The needle was I don't know,
three inches maybe. How long did it have to be
in you.

Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
Until I finished?

Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
No, No, it was probably it was probably in my.

Speaker 5 (01:06:13):
Knee for it felt like thirty seconds. It was probably
twenty fifteen twenty seconds. So it was a little tree
for a big prick.

Speaker 3 (01:06:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:06:22):
So he says, I'm gonna put the needle in, put
the needle on the record. He goes, you might want
to turn your head. He said, I'm an adult.

Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
I'm good.

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
He goes, I warned you, and he puts like, oh fudge,
And I turned my head.

Speaker 3 (01:06:34):
I'm staring at the wall. I'm like, oh, I'm punch
in the chair. He goes. So I'm like, so I
peek back over once the needles in my leg. Scary.

Speaker 5 (01:06:42):
He's pulling out what it's called sinovial fluid. It looks
like apple juice. It's my knee.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
I'm not bit And it was like I was like
four or five ounces of fluid. In my knee.

Speaker 5 (01:06:57):
God, So he takes the and then the needle's not like,
you know, like the slowest needle out of you. Right,
So he takes the needle out and uh, he goes,
all right, now step on your leg, go ahead, step
on it. And I stepped down. He goes, now, stomp
on your foot, stomp it. Scary, I was back to
normal like that, like that, yep, I'm telling you. After

(01:07:19):
seeing that needle, I was thinking, six eight.

Speaker 3 (01:07:20):
Weeks isn't such a long time. Oh God, all.

Speaker 5 (01:07:23):
Right, yeah, pickle ball, pickleball, my friend, Scary and Vertie.

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
If we have any listeners left for this last seas
apple juice, It looked like I was gonna drink some
apple juice after this podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:07:40):
Now not so much, thanks. Oh yeah, you're gonna drink
knee juice.

Speaker 5 (01:07:45):
Way you can't drink snovia what I call it synovialnovial?
So yeah, s Y N O V I A L I.
I googled it to see if it's healthy or like
it's waste product. They said do not ever drink it.
Not that I would drink it, but they said it's
it's unhealthy. Okay, So I don't know why it was
in my knee. But but yeah, so it's out. So

(01:08:06):
the human body is an awful The human body is
an awful thing.

Speaker 3 (01:08:09):
And you know why it formed. It formed there to
protect me.

Speaker 5 (01:08:12):
It formed to protect my joint in my knee by
causing me pain and discomfort. It was there to lubricate
the joint. What So ultimately what I did?

Speaker 3 (01:08:23):
Ye, right, it's a byproduct or that's what? Yeah, of course.

Speaker 5 (01:08:26):
Yeah, So I had strained the my hamstring muscle that
leads to the back of my knee. So it's strained,
and it caused the fluid to form as a protective bar.

Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
So there you go. All right, So all right, well
how do you start dinner?

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
I was at the dinner with Robin last Saturday and
she just brings us up during dinner. She says, hey,
did you know that when you are fond of someone
and when you really like them, you proposed your pupils
start to dilate. And I'm like, oh, I'm like I
didn't know that. I said, is that scientific? And she goes, yeah,

(01:09:10):
apparently when there's a scent of longingness and and your
eyes and which when you say dilate, right, the pupil.
The blacks of your eyes, of your pupils start to
get bigger, right, so to let more light in. But
you look at someone lovingly, your pupils start to dilate. Well,
then she follows it up with I follow it up with, so,

(01:09:33):
what are my pupils doing right now?

Speaker 3 (01:09:35):
She goes, They're not dilated?

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
Oh no, But it's kind of like, I'm fucked because
your dilation, the dilation of pupils is an involuntary action.
You can't make your pupil you can't fake it. You
can't fake your pupils dilating. Well, that's what she was insinuating.
So I'm like, she goes, said something you want to

(01:09:58):
tell me, and I'm like no, I'm like, I'm like,
maybe there's too much light in here. Maybe we should
make it a little dark and they'll dilate.

Speaker 3 (01:10:07):
I don't know, what do you want to say? I mean,
it was weird. It was so weird, and it.

Speaker 5 (01:10:11):
Was why don't you love Robin enough for your place?
That's exactly it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
What the fuck? Man? She her birthday? Did you get
get her birthday gift? Yet?

Speaker 5 (01:10:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:10:20):
I got her birthday gift. She opened and she loved
it okay, good, But.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
Dude, that's like a trap, like why would you first
ask you a question?

Speaker 3 (01:10:28):
Why would you hurt were her? Were her? Were her
pupils dilated? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
I guess by the way, Michael Love, my pupils couldn't
be less dilated now looking at you. Uh, but it
was similar to that. For whatever reason, I don't know
why I turned you a camera off, like twenty minutes ago.
I couldn't stand looking at you. Isn't it crazy that Well,
first of all, I think she's setting me up for
failure because you right, I mean, there's nothing you can

(01:10:54):
do in that situation.

Speaker 5 (01:10:56):
So that's like saying, if you loved me, you'd levitate, right.
Why you levitating? I saw on TikTok that you should
sleep on the right side and if you love someone,
you'll float off the ground.

Speaker 2 (01:11:06):
Why aren't you floating? Well, for whatever reason, my the
dilation was not happening. So so maybe you.

Speaker 3 (01:11:13):
Know there's there's pills for that. She could tell me
there's something you have. You have pupil dysfunction. You have
pd AM. I for pd AM, I in denial. I
don't know, do you take.

Speaker 5 (01:11:24):
Take these pills that if your pupils dilate for more
than four hours physic you're a smart guy.

Speaker 3 (01:11:29):
Well, sometimes how do you get out of that? How
do you get out of that?

Speaker 5 (01:11:33):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:11:33):
What do you say?

Speaker 5 (01:11:35):
You say, if my if my pupils aren't dilated, then
this survey, this science you're telling me can't be right.

Speaker 3 (01:11:41):
It's because I am. I am head over heels in
love with you.

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
Except when you google it, AI will tell you the
same thing. AI fucked me because I looked it up
and clearly Robin did not that night, hio.

Speaker 5 (01:11:56):
Hey, anyway, what if I what if I next time
I see Robin my p have dilated?

Speaker 3 (01:12:01):
Oh, then I'd say back off, bitch. No, that's right,
I can't. I can't believe it. You would you hang
your pupil feeling? Would you hang your hat on on
something like that?

Speaker 5 (01:12:13):
No, that's like people say, like if the if the
if the crack on your hand is a certain length,
you're going to live longer, like all that stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:12:19):
It's all bullshit.

Speaker 5 (01:12:20):
Oh, if your pupils are dilated, listen, you know, if
you love somebody, set them for heart races.

Speaker 3 (01:12:27):
Oh yeah, your heart rate, your heart.

Speaker 5 (01:12:28):
Races, right, But that doesn't mean every time I was
around my wife, my heart race. That didn't mean I
wasn't head over heels in love with her. Just it's
a figure of speech. Oh my heart was a flutter.
She makes my heart race, doesn't mean my actual heart
rate went up. All right, as long as we don't
take too much stock in this stuff. Maybe maybe maybe
for someone who's an alien like your girlfriend, then when

(01:12:51):
her pupils dilate, that means she's in love.

Speaker 3 (01:12:54):
But maybe for humans it's not a thing. And is
it a truth?

Speaker 5 (01:12:57):
If you smoke pot, your pupils dilate, I don't know.
Maybe I should have smoked a joint.

Speaker 3 (01:13:04):
I don't know. Maybe you should look next time.

Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
Anyway, Fort Green is a great by the way, if
you smoke pot, you can't see. If you are your
pupils are dilated, then yes, yeah, I was gonna say.
Fort Green is a great neighborhood. These days, My god,
there's so much going on there, A lot of restaurants,
a lot of bars, big action.

Speaker 5 (01:13:19):
Are you wait a minute, are you you doing tourist
commercials for Fort Green?

Speaker 3 (01:13:22):
Not a client?

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
It was, it was, it was, it was awesome. I
just slices.

Speaker 2 (01:13:27):
Have you ever have you ever had a situation where
you grew up avoiding a specific part of your where
you grew up because Fort Green was a bad neighbor
because it was dangerous. Well, and then all of a sudden,
all these years later, you go back, You're like, what
the hell, Look what they did to this place.

Speaker 3 (01:13:44):
It looks awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:13:45):
Now that's Fort Green, That's that's quite a few neighborhoods
in Brooklyn. Yeah, they call it Auloification. But there's a
lot of you know, like in the in the song
you maybe right from Billy Joel going back to the
seventies from the Glasshouses album, one of my favorites, and
he goes, I was stranded in a combat zone. I

(01:14:06):
walked through Bedford's style. Yeah, even rode my motorcycle through
the rain. Well he talks about it in that song
like it's an awful neighborhood and it's a dangerous place
and you get you get killed. Well, these days Bedsty
is a gorgeous neighborhood and once again a blossoming, you know,
restaurant scene with awesome chefs.

Speaker 3 (01:14:28):
There's a lot to see there.

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
So now that song, you know, I guess it didn't
age well, but but there's a lot of neighborhood anyway.
So wherever you live in this country, you must have
like a Fort Green where you go back all those
years later and you're like, wow, it's really cool now
it's great.

Speaker 5 (01:14:45):
Well, that's the same could be said for again, not
to get too local, but Red Hawk and Carol Gardy neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
And we are the Brooklyn Boys. Occasionally we could languish
in our in our Brooklyn.

Speaker 3 (01:14:56):
Well, since we're the.

Speaker 5 (01:14:57):
Brooklyn Boys, I want to tell you about a guy
that I absolutely on TikTok and on Instagram. His name
is Tim Hayden h A y d E and a
lot of slices may know who he is. He is
the CEO of a very expensive watch company. And then
I have a watch story before we get out of here.
And what he does. He quit his He had a
he had a huge job. You can watch his first
video on TikTok. He had a big paying job, but

(01:15:19):
he always wanted to make and sell watches, so he
quit his job and went into business making high end watches.
I think he's British. I'm ninety nine percent sure he's British,
and so what he does is he tells his story
and it's his journey.

Speaker 3 (01:15:33):
He calls it his journey.

Speaker 5 (01:15:34):
And every day or every other day on TikTok he
travels the world. And when I say the world, I
mean the world scary, every country imaginable. And he'll he'll
do a live stream with a tablet and on the
tablet is a is a is a timer A timer
count account. I'll stop a timer counting up, So how
long he's been there or I think it may be down.

Speaker 3 (01:15:56):
I don't remember. Anyway, he'll give.

Speaker 5 (01:16:00):
A clue if he gets a certain number of likes,
like hearts right, he'll give a clue as to where
he's at somewhere in the world. And if you find him,
whoever's the first person to find him and yell out,
I love your journey. You get he gives you a
watch which is worth like five six, seven hundred dollars.
That's his shtick. It's the most unbelievable marketing campaign.

Speaker 3 (01:16:20):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (01:16:21):
But he's got these amazing I've seen handicap people coming up,
you know, they can barely walk. They come, you know,
limping up or rolling up in a wheelchair, blind people.
It's an amazing emotional thing. Anyway, he's he's sometimes he's
in Bangkok, he's in Russia. He's and people find him
because they recognize the background of where he's filming from.

Speaker 3 (01:16:43):
It could be a park, it could be somewhere. What
a great stick.

Speaker 5 (01:16:47):
So yesterday he's sitting outside a restaurant, an outdoor table,
and he's like, you know, if you can figure out
where I am, you've got twenty five minutes to come
find me and I'll give you a watch whatever and
some money. I think you get money out't them. So
I noticed he's he's in bay Ridge, Brooklyn. Not not
that there's no storefronts, because that would be too easy,

(01:17:07):
but I can tell by the architecture of the buildings
in the background that it's like our neighborhood. Oh shit,
I'm like of all the places. So he's like, you're
never gonna guess where I am. So so I put it.
I go bay Ridge, Brooklyn and he's.

Speaker 3 (01:17:21):
Like, oh, somebody figured out where I am. I'm not
going to say oh because people everyone's guessing. Does that watch? No, No, no,
you have to show up to where he is. I'm going.

Speaker 5 (01:17:29):
I can't get there if he was ten minutes away.
I would fly over there and get a watch.

Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
But everyone's trying to guess, and finally somebody Google mapped
it and they figured out the exact place on ninety
second Street in bay Ridge he was at.

Speaker 3 (01:17:40):
But it was cool because here's the guy who.

Speaker 5 (01:17:42):
Travels the entire world and he's on he's on our
basically our neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (01:17:47):
Of the odds.

Speaker 5 (01:17:48):
But that's that's great. Three to one anyway, that's awesome. Anyway,
follow Tim Hayden. Really good watch. I'm gonna follow him now.
His his TikTok lives are amazing. Uh and the way
people find him so so. So get to this now, slices.
I want you to help me out here, especially if
you live in rural America like Westchester.

Speaker 3 (01:18:07):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:18:09):
He's sitting on a park bench and there's nothing behind
him but a tree and an open field.

Speaker 3 (01:18:14):
That's it. And a woman pulls up in a.

Speaker 2 (01:18:18):
Camper and she's like, I love your journey, and he goes,
how did you find me? Because he hadn't given any
clues yet. She said, I recognized the tree.

Speaker 3 (01:18:27):
Get the fuck out of here. That's great, He says,
what do you mean?

Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
Shees, oh, we come to this park with my family,
and I know that tree.

Speaker 3 (01:18:36):
There you go, so I So my thought was, you
don't live in a very.

Speaker 5 (01:18:40):
Exciting place if you recognize a tree. So I just
want I wanted to get a slice's opinion, like, would
you recognize a tree in your local park now? And
be like, I know that tree. She didn't say, like
I know the field, I see the building in the background.
She goes, if it's a recognized.

Speaker 3 (01:18:55):
I will say that.

Speaker 2 (01:18:57):
When I went to Atlantis and the Bahamas, I took
a picture by this random tree on the beach and
it was a slanty palm tree, and three people said,
that's my tree. I know that tree because of the
shape the way it kind of curves to the left,
and like your penis, yeah, slight, No, that's slight, right,

(01:19:21):
that's poock.

Speaker 3 (01:19:26):
No, you know, if you think about it, that's right.
You know. Wait wait, wait wait, If you have penis points.

Speaker 5 (01:19:32):
To one o'clock, that's away from Robin. So if it's
like right, that's away from Robin. She's on your left,
which means you don't love her. We gotta go, We're done,
I'm done.

Speaker 3 (01:19:40):
Robin should be on your right side because that's where
your penis is point.

Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
I'm out.

Speaker 3 (01:19:46):
Successfully ye

Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
Oh.

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