#339: The Spirit Of 1770

#339: Skeery stayed at a haunted hotel and is convinced a ghost was messing with him; Brody asked Skeery's Chinese food recommendations in his neighborhood and led him to a dead end; The boys debate the viral video of the little girl singing Disney over an airplane PA system;  A restaurant's clever Scamboni to help you expense your workday lunches; Brody causes an old couple to get into a fight; Should a conjoined plantain count as two? 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Start Up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boy, Start Up,
Brooklyn Boy, start up dot Up.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
They making noise dot up.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Start up, dot Up.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Episode three. It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. David Brody, Hi,
good afternoon. I'm good afternoon.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
I I owe the slices and apology so.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Soon, right off the bat, within the first thirty seconds
of the podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
It's been bothering me for a couple of weeks, and
I didn't know how to bring it up.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
And I.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
So, you remember a few weeks ago, we were talking
about the woman who got charged extra for waxing her
private area, and we said she must have had a
large FUPA. Yes, which is the fat up upper pubic
bird well, pubic area is the nice way of saying it. Yeah,
And we made jokes about it maybe for two episodes. Yeah,
And after the second episode, I was sitting on my
couch and it dawned on me that I missed an

(01:02):
obvious joke and I didn't want to bring it up
right away, and I forgot to bring it up last week.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
And I just thought, this woman.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
With the big fupa who was being charged extra should
have had a fupon.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
She should have.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Actually actually had a fu pon maybe like get a
fupon on groupon.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Why why is that an apology? Why are you apologize?

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Because I should I should have had it right away.
I should have popped into my head right away. And
I feel like it's lost its luster. But if you're
gonna be overcharged for the fupa, you should have a
fupon Okay, So that's it. Slices my apologies, I throw
myself on your mercy. So last week and I saw

(01:48):
each other. We saw each other. Oh yeah, we did
see each other this week. Yeah, and I had a problem.
But I'll talk about that a little bit later.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
All right, you go first, Well, no, it's it's not
it's not a you you you than me, than you
than me or whatever. I don't know where what's the strongest.
What What do you feeling most like that we need
to get to it? Is it the obvious? Is it
the uh eight hundred pound gorilla in the room?

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Well, you mentioned you mentioned at the end of slice
time that you had a ghost story.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
I did slices again. It's one of these.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
I'm gonna I'm not gonna believe it or people to
get mad. I'm even not believe in it.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
But we do. I'm saying, I'm just bullshit. We do
a lot of joking on the podcast. Sometimes I say
stuff about things that I believe in or half believe.
And when it comes to ghosts and aliens, I have
inklings and I have intuitions and beliefs that they exist,
all right, but I've never had any proof. Okay, Slices,

(02:45):
I come to you today to tell you now there
are absolu fusolutely ghosts in this world. Ghosts are real
and okay, and here's why. And Brody, I don't know
if you believe me. I told you the story.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
And Brodie's already got a smirk on his face because
I'm wondering how the hell he's going to shoot this down. Okay,
just to be clear, when you say you told Brody
the story, all you said was I stayed in the hotel,
there was a ghost that involved your bathroom, and I'll
tell you about it. You didn't tell me anything else,
and I said, I don't believe it.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
I so you have an AI song ready for me
by now, But all right.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
No, no, I'm after write one after I hear the details.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
All right, we'll hear the details. Okay, So my girlfriend
and I, along with Straight and eight from The Big Show,
went a three way. Yeah. We went to a place
called seventeen seventy house in East Hampton. We went for
our friend Lee's birthday.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Okay, that is at the very tip of Long Island,
New York. Yeah, east Hampton, Hampton's.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
It's the east. Yeah, well not the very tip of
the Montalk. But it doesn't really matter. It's out there.
It's out there. It's out there. And we stayed at
a house that was built in this It's a bed
and breakfast and it was a nice creaky Victorian style
looking house on a tree lined street. And there's there's

(04:06):
six rooms in it. So here I read it.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Don't believe you what I'm just getting ready, I was
gonna say.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
So the house is building in sixteen hundreds, it was
remodeled in this in seventeen seventy, which is where it's
got its name, and then again in the eighteen hundreds.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
You're doing a commercial for this place. No, no, no,
not a sponsor.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
And they should be especially for people that I mean,
some people that like that want to see ghosts, they
want to stay in haunted houses. They will pay double
triple for a Haunted House day. So there I was
in the room. Got I just got out of the shower.
Now me, I like to shave in the shower, So
I have my Gillette razor, not a sponsor in the shower.

(04:50):
Did you cut your legs? Yeah, exactly. So I shave
in the shower, and I rested the razor on the shelf.
Get out of the shower, drive myself off. Now I'm
looking in the mirror, I'm doing my hair, and I
hear the razor fall to the floor in the shower.
Now I have been in hotels before and that razor

(05:13):
and other razors have fallen to the fucking floor. Maybe
I didn't secure it onto the ledge properly, whatever it was.
But I go into the shower. I pick it up
off the floor. And now I caught very consciously because
it fell secure it onto a shelf, and it was

(05:33):
a solid marble shelf that was in the shower, you know,
the shelf, mar you know whatever, those types of things,
those shelves. I put the razor all the way in
toward against the wall on the shelf. It was not hanging.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Off, by any stretch of the imagination, in any close way.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Okay, it was on the fucking shelf securely. I get
out of the shower. I continue to do my hair.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
My girlfriend is in her room, is in the next
room doing her hair.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
She had this Nate. Is she in the shower. No, Nate,
Natea's in a room that's in another building. Because they
he had the outhouse. They gave me, they did. They
gave Nate the house. Around the outside, round the outside,
there was a house attached to the were the trailer
park girls over there. The two trailer park girls were
walking around the outside, around the outside, okay, And thirty

(06:24):
seconds later, the fucking razor falls on the floor in
the shower, and my girlfriend is my witness and I'm like,
oh my god.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
And Robin's like, what happened. I'm like, my razor it
fell again. And she goes, whooh, we have a guests.
We got company. She was like so happy, smiling your ear.
And I'm like, no fucking way. I fucking had this
thing secured to the shelf.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
I picked it up, I put it back on the shelf,
and now I'm staring at it. I'm like I'm looking
the whole time. I'm like looking back at it, looking
back and I'm like, keep looking back in the mirror
and then looking back at the razor. It does not
It does not fall again. That's it. That was the
end of the episode.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Okay, Is there a little trap door like a hinge
on the shelf that they could push a button and
drop a razor?

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Bro that right there in that moment. In that moment,
Scary Jones has gone from a seventy percent believer in
apparitions and ghosts to one hundred percent. I am now
all in that we have that ghosts exist, because there's

(07:32):
no there's no other explanation, there's nothing. Brody's like trying, like,
I mean, already you're trying to you had a hole poker, these.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Jollette razors where you push the button and vibrates where
it could it just No? Is it possible that the
hotel is built on a hill and the whole place
is slanted and it just slid off the shelf. No,
because you're in the room, you don't realize the hotel
is sl No. Yeah, so, so so you think this

(08:05):
is your theory that a person died possibly hundreds of
years ago, when this place was built the seventeen hundreds
and has spent two hundred and fifty years roughly whatever
this seventeen seventy so whatever, Yeah, whatever it is souh
two hundred and fifty five years haunting that place, and

(08:25):
it's and and all it does in its post life
experience is push your razor off the ledge.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
No, I think it fucks with everybody who stays in
that room, or there's death play or it's a playful ghost. Right,
I'll tell you why.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Nobody, And nobody had that experience and posted it unline.
Google it, yeah, could you google to see if other
people's raises fall off that ledge?

Speaker 2 (08:49):
No, but if anyone could google right now seventeen seventy house,
East Hampton and see and hauntings and see what what
comes up?

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Did you did you look it up to see if
the place was because it's a foregone conclusion. In fact,
later that evening, Later that evening, yes, the three of
us were having drinks at the bar and we were
having cosmos.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Don't laugh. I put my drink on the bar.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
And the glass slid across the fucking bar and it
did it not only once but twice, and I fucking
captured it on video and you can see it and
I posted it on my story and I'm like, look
at this shit, Look at this.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
This fucking glass is sliding across the goddamn bar by
itself without and there's a camera on it and no
one's near it. Now, some people DMed me and said, well,
I'm a bartender, and there could have been some moisture
under the glass and it could have been hydroplaning. How
would it go by itself? Okay, So then we told

(09:58):
the bartender, look the glass moved, and not only that,
my razor fell twice. And he looked at me and
he laughed and he goes, yeah, he goes, I've been
known to see some things around here. I said, well,
what have you seen. The bartender said that, first of all,
that we were in a speakeasy which was built in
the nineteen twenties. That's where this bar was in the basement.

(10:21):
And he goes, oh, there have been times where you
see that door over there. That door has a clear
latch to it, a latch that is obvious. We've closed
that door securely locked, and it's been known to just
open itself up and kind of like start swinging open
a little bit, and it's done it so many times

(10:42):
that we don't pay it any mind anymore. So there's
a ghost that's fucking with them in the basement that
is taking a locked goddamn door, a locked door with
a latch that again physically impossible to there's no no, no,
there's no tricks to it. That this, that there was
a ghost there and it does what it does now, okay,

(11:03):
and the fire and then he goes like this he says,
and he goes, oh yeah, he goes, I got a
great I said, what's your favorite story that you have
from this hotel? He goes, well, A couple told us
one time that they were staying. They said, yeah, we
had a we had an interesting night.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
One of the men came home and found him in
bed with a ghost woman that she that she didn't recognize,
and he was banging this woman.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
He's like, I didn't realize it was there's a ghost.
She was banging me. The couple told bartender ed that
it was one o'clock in the morning the night before
and they heard in the next room a little girl
jumping on a bed playing and she was making noise,
and then it sounded like a girl like playing, like
jumping up on down on a bed like laughing playing,

(11:49):
and it wouldn't stop. So they called down to the
front desk and they said, Hi, listen, I don't mean
to be rude, but can you tell the people next
door to put their kid to sleep? Whatever? The kid
is jumping on the bed. And the people at the
hotel said, sir, ma'am, you're the only one staying in

(12:10):
the hotel tonight. You're the only occupied room. There was
no one in the other room. But it was the ghost,
the ghost host, the ghost with the most And I
bet you it was that little girl. She was mischievous,
and she was the one who slid my razor blade
off the frigging ledge onto my shower floor, right, the

(12:33):
little girl, right? Yes? Who else could it have been?
I think moved a little girl who was pushing my
cosmo across the bar, which I got on video. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Okay, so here's what I've googled. Okay, no little girl
died in that hotel. And according to Google, while some
sources mention haunted places in the Hamptons, there's no strong
evidence to suggest that the seventeen seventy house restaurant in
is specific considered haunted. There are no claims. Nobody's posted

(13:04):
anything about that place being haunted ed. The bartender didn't
post anything. No one that's ever stayed there has posted anything.
Not a thing. So unless you were the first haunting ever,
not a thing.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
Could have been. But okay, what about the what about
the latch coming undone at the door in the basement?
What about that you saw the latch coming happens all
the time because the bartender told you.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Oh, it's got to be true. The bartender told you.
The guy whose job it is is to make the
place not entertaining and get people to come on. Man,
you think that he would just tell tell a falsehood
like that. Oh, a bartender never slices. If you're a bartender,
have you made up stories and told them to your guests?
You absolutely have leave us to talk about the radio app.

(13:47):
Hit the microphone button.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Thank you, podcast man. You are something else. You will
never believe that you don't believe in ghosts. You'll never
believe in ghosts.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
No. You know, while we were in break though, I
noticed that the pen that I keep in front of me,
that was on the right side of my desk here
where I'm broadcasting from, is now an inch to the
left of where I had put it down. Yeah, but
then I also noticed I wrote a note on the
piece of paper in front of me.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
So let's go.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Now, Scary, Yes, moving on. I stopped by Scary's house
to drop something off and pick something up, and I
was I was really hungry. I had to I had
I had to kill an hour because I was meeting
somebody else and they're like, oh, you got to come
in about an hour. So I'm like, god fuck, I'm hungry,
so scared, Like, oh, you got to go to this
place in that place. They're all like, he's giving me

(14:40):
fancy restaurants to go to by myself. I'm like, I
got an hour to kill. I just want to get
some pizza Chinese food. So I said, where should I
go for Chinese food? It's oh, you got to go
to this place. It's fantastic this place, so I look
it up. He recommended Precious Chinese, where I had been
a few years ago. H scared because I don't really

(15:00):
go to for Chinese food a lot. You know, I
eat healthy and I don't have Chinese.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
Food a lot.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
That's not that's not entirely well. You said, I don't
need a lot of takeout Chinese food.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
I did not make the claim that I always eat healthy,
cause that's clearly a lot.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
You order a lot, you order salads, a lot, and grub.
I do, I do want to? I tend to if
I take out, I tend to order, right. I don't
eat healthy restaurants. But when you bring the food home,
that's what. Yeah, yes, salad, that's true.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
So he tells me to go to Pressures Chinese Food. Now,
I've been in Prescious Chinese Food and Hoboken and it
was really good. But I've been in a long time. Well,
apparently need that has scary because they closed two years ago.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
See what hell do I know? I told you I
haven't gone.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Yeah, He's like, oh, you gotta go to Pressure Chinese
Food at least two years ago there. Yeah, do you
know in the last time I ordered Chinese food to
my house, like Chinese takeouts two years ago, six years ago?
So there, that would that would endp So then I
call a place. Then the scars like, well, also, there's
a place would walk in the name. Everybody's got a
place with walk in the name. Gotta go to the
walk place or something like that. So I call the
walk place and I say, I don't want to order

(16:03):
roast pork lo maine, no vegetables. And the guy and
the woman says, okay, pork lo main, no vegetables. I said,
roast pork lomin right, no fresh pork.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Again.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
I've had this problem I've talked about on the podcast.
I don't want fresh pork. It's like going to McDonald's
and they say, we don't have fries, we only have
sweet potato fries.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
No I want fries. I want roast pork.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Roast pork is a staple of Chinese restaurants. I don't
need you to give me fancy fresh pork. I want
the ship that has red on it and it did
Americans eat. I want red roast porks and that place
is out. So wait a second.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
When you order roast pork fried rice, and I know
what you're talking about with the red on the outside,
what do you what is that? How is that different
from fresh?

Speaker 1 (16:42):
That's a sauce Like when they make sparribs, you get
that red sauce on it. They put that.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
But is that not fresh roast pork that you eating? Right? No,
what the fresh roast pork is like?

Speaker 1 (16:52):
They take pork, they cook pork in the oven, the
chop up the pork, and they throw pieces of pork
in your food.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
Okay, I want I want the broiled red what so
what is that called? That's not roasted.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Roasted pork, but it's got this sauce on it. When
you buy boneless ribs, is it red?

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Yes? Right?

Speaker 1 (17:10):
Where color is pork white?

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Gray? Right? That red on it? So they prepare it
completely differently. Right, So that place was out.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Then I then I called another place and I looked
at the menu to make sure that they had roast pork. Well, scary,
the place near you is not a Chinese restaurant. It
is a restaurant for Chinese people. It's beef tendons and
stomach and and it's the kind of place that hangs
the dead animals in the window. It's where Chinese people

(17:44):
go to get food from China. I don't want China food.
I want Chinese food, meaning American ship like Cantonese style
or Sese Wan.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
Right.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
By the time I found one Chinese restaurant now that
was open at this because they all closed it when
I was at your how they all closed. There was
one place open until ten thirty. I had to go
into a bad area of Hoboken, like off the strip
on it, like broken down cars. I don't even know
what I was. It was a bad area. Yeah, it
was such a bad area of Chinese food. Did you

(18:14):
find the Yeah, the gates were down over the window
because they don't they don't want the windows broken.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Keep their gates down. That's the best. The kind of
neighborhood bought us the other side of town, the other
side of the tracks, if they as they say, there.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Was a broken down car in the spot next to
me when I pulled.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
In, and yours was about to be the second one. Yeah,
So I kept an eye on.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
My car and I ordered. I ordered, you know what,
I ordered roast porkelominum vegetables. And I go in and
they're behind bulletproof glass, and I said, is it the
same price cash would charge? Because I don't have cash
or we don't take credit cards?

Speaker 2 (18:50):
What I don't have any money?

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Oh? Well, you could scan that QR code. And so
I had to scan the QR code I then had,
and then it opens up a menu ordering app and
then had to replace my order online app to that,
and then pay online and I said, why don't you
take credit cards?

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Too much fraud, Too much fraud. That's the neighborhood five
minutes from that was the name of the Chinese restaurant.
Too much fraud, too much fraud.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Yeah, hello, welcome to tour fraud.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
I thought you found Low Fat Chow. Low Fat Chow
is great. That's a great Italian Chinese restaurant. How would
you like a side order of scam? You scam you
low l O fat Chow c H O W the best? Right? Yeah?
So this place?

Speaker 1 (19:39):
So I got the food, Uh, it was terrible. The
low Maine was thick like linguine.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Brody, Brody brody. Why don't you call.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Me the Chinese food because you already told me a
place that was closed for years. I was gonna call
you for another recommend I would have sent you to
Young two. Young two is the best? Oh yeah, yeah?

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Did I strike a chord with you? Was it a minor?

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (20:01):
So you do know Kendrick Lamar, you asshole? You do
you know that like us? There it is right there.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
No, I don't scary. I know that's I know that
line from the song because it became you proved.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
My point that America knows that fucking lyric and that line.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
In that song scary. I know that line from TikTok
and the super Bowl. I don't know anything about Kendrick
Lamar that is. But that's my point. You don't have
to know anything about him except for that, and you
know it. Prior to the super Bowl. I didn't know
the line, and I didn't know him or the song.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
The super Bowl was five months by the way, I
officially won that. Go all the way back to that
conversation that we had. I win. Now, I win that part.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
No you don't you referenced it scary. Five fucking months later,
I learned the line. I couldn't tell you the name
of the song, not like us. I just know that line.
I couldn't tell you that anyway. Win anything back to
you anyway. You gotta you gotta move. I would never
live in your neighborhood. You can't get good Chinese for you, Yeah,

(21:00):
bougie funck. Nobody wants bougie Chinese food, fresh pork. I
want grease fried shit. They were trying to like, help
you out, me kill you.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
That's what I want, me kill you. Wow, that's what
I want. Yes, once again, brody, You never terrible, never
ceased to amaze me.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Slices, you know what I'm talking about. You just want
Chinese food, You want fried rice, you want one one?
Do they not have those items that fancy place had?

Speaker 2 (21:29):
Like? What did the fancy well? What did you end
up ordering?

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Then?

Speaker 2 (21:33):
Did you have the fun did you have fancy Chinese?
Or you had the shitty one? You had the crappy stuff? No,
you're the crappy stuff that you had the crappy stuff
from the crappy neighborhood. Right, but did you throw it
out and get something new? Did you go somewhere else?

Speaker 1 (21:46):
What? Every place was closed at that point? The name
of the place was was we not good? That's the
name of the place.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
Let me say we. If you would have called me,
you texted me it says scary, this ain't happening. I
would have sent you to Young two in Hoboken, which
is amazing. Don't do the line again, Okay, why did it?

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Why? Why didn't you tell me that when I asked
you in front of your house, where should I go
for Chinese food? Because because precious is the best grand opening,
grand closing? What do you want me to say? It's
it was great. So you know, I do go to
Young two as a backup. I should have said young too,
right up front.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
I heard you went to too Young Young two is amazing.
And by the way, it's it's y e u n G. Okay,
y eu and G. It's not y o u G.
Just for the record, okay, And I don't know what
happened to young one. I should have asked young one.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
We always order from young to me and my friends,
my friends and I, my friends and me when we're
at Brian, when we're at jet Ski's house, Kee Brian, Yeah,
we order from Young too. Well, we go in, we
go to the restaurant, we sit there. Yeah, we've done that.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Why weren't you referenced that place when I said I'm
starving for Chinese food.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
I don't know, But now I'm thinking about what happened
to Young one. Why is it called young two? There
is no young one.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Maybe maybe a young one Padawan, maybe young ones in
another city.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Maybe the second restaurant could be.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Maybe Young one was by the people who won't precious
and they both went out of business.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Maybe I don't know anyway, So so my my neighborhood
has failed you, and are you just are you a
child that you have to have Chinese food?

Speaker 1 (23:26):
Well?

Speaker 2 (23:26):
What you couldn't you have eating anything else? I needed
something quick takeout? What does quick takeout food in your area? Pizza? Chinese?
I don't know who? Am I gonna go for a Peruvian? Hey? Scary?

Speaker 1 (23:35):
You got any Gudalamalan restaurants in the area. I can
grow up something to eat.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
No, how about talks like we got shake Shack, we
got Seventh Street Burger, we got all of it. We've
got we got Kdoba.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
We've got a lot of people love Kudoba and it's
not in their town, but we got one.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
We got so many quick serve spots. What are you
talking about?

Speaker 1 (23:51):
I don't want to eat Mexican food in the car.
I just wanted to I want pizza or Chinese.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
It's easy.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Pizza, dude, I couldn't sell you to eleven places.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Yes, the piece is good in that area.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
But I was like, yeah, I get Chinese food. I
suddenly had a craving for Chinese. I had a craving precious.
As soon as we said precious, I'm like, oh, they
had really good Wanton soup down'll.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Go to prescious. See but even you remember precious.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Oh yes, but I haven't been in a rock. That's
not my neighborhood. It's your neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
And they closed. Well again, I don't take out Chinese whatever.
We're going in circles here. Speaking of food and ordering,
just a little quick something I found online and I
sent this to your d MS Brody, and I think
this is just brilliant.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Thirty seven message reels you sent me on on on Instagram.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
I have a scamboni but also a public service for
the slices. It's a scamboni, all right, but you're going
to be at the forefront of it.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
Then.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Usually when we play this jingle, it means we ca
somebody red handed, caught them in the app trying to
take advantage of us, trying to pull a fast one,
pull the bool over our eyes, and we want to
tell you about it.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
This time, you're not gonna raise their office shelf in
your hotel room.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Instagram taught me of the way that you can scam
money your people at work, the company you work for.
If you can expense things like office supplies, a lot.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Of people get a little bit of an expense account. Well,
you can go out to lunch. There's a restaurant here
that they renamed its menu items as office supplies so
customers could expense them.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
So you walk into this restaurant and what you see
here is a picture of a bacon double cheeseburger with
like lettuce, I mean, beautiful looking burger. But the name
of the item they're going to charge you for is
called mini dry erase whiteboard. So basically there it is
for eleven eleven dollars. The next item is again similar

(26:06):
a burger, wired earphones with Mike. Here's here's a five
dollar item. It's actually some French fries, a box of fries, USB,
wired mouse, interesting, basic steel stapler, ergonomic allumitum laptop stand,
silicone keyboard cover, and braided HDMI cable. So these are

(26:27):
just items on the menu. I think that's fucking brilliant. Now, listen,
you could I don't know where you live. I don't
even know where this place is that does this, But uh,
I think that if you could find this place and
go there for lunch, you may be able to scambony
the people at your job. I think that it was
so clever. Don't you think you can only go once? Though?

Speaker 1 (26:48):
How many wired mouse you know mouse with you know
wired mice, USB mice can you can you buy?

Speaker 2 (26:53):
I don't know, but expense it?

Speaker 1 (26:55):
How many how many aluminum keyboard stands can you get?

Speaker 2 (26:58):
I don't know, but you could do it one.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
You do it once, expense it, turn it in and
you get your money back and your company just brought
you lunch.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
It reminds me of a strip club that I think
it was Sapphire. I forgot the name of it. Anyway,
you went to last week, No, it was years ago,
but it was a strip club, and I remember that
you can when you get the bill at the end,
it's something like raise Raise, steak, steak and grill or

(27:31):
something like that. They they so basically, if you pay
to get in and you want to pay by credit card,
or if you pay for a lap dance, or you
pay for whatever it is at the strip club, the
itemized thing that comes up on the receipt, just so
you know, maybe you were you you know, it's something
like that, like a restaurant and they're itemized with like

(27:54):
beers and things and drinks. Pretty pretty clever actually, but
it's actually a strip club up. So if you're not
supposed to be there, well you can always say, eh,
went out with the boys, went for some steaks after work,
that kind of thing. I like that. I like that.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
Here's a video that I sent Skeary and then three
days later he sent me it's a bunch of guys
in an old Cadillac maybe or a Lincoln. Looks like
a Lincoln in our old neighborhood in nineteen eighty four,
the definition of Dutrus. They're interviewing this guy. I don't
know why they're interviewing this guy in the car, but
listen to what he says. He looks like he's forty,
but he's claiming he's only he's in an extra year

(28:35):
of school.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
But he didn't get I can't make out what happened.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
My favorite is their shirtless and they're in front of
the school without shirts on the car, the whole car,
none of them shirts with gold chains. It's typical what
we grew up with. We'll have to put a link
up or repost it or something.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
On the utric high school we used to be called.
We used to call it the useless Sorry if you
went there. Nineteen eighty four.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
We go.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
You an alumnus of New Year Trek. No, I belong
to the school. I go to school. Oh you're going
to the school now?

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Yeah? Oh I thought you were just passing by. No.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
No, no, nice automobile. Yeah thanks you Are you a senior?

Speaker 1 (29:12):
No?

Speaker 2 (29:12):
I got one more year? What's the school like?

Speaker 1 (29:16):
You know, if you come to the school and you
do it, it'll come out good, you know. But if
you just mess it up, you know, and cut your
classes and do things like that, you're not gonna make it.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
But I ask you a personal question. Uh sure, go ahead.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Have you been doing it? Oh?

Speaker 2 (29:30):
Yeah, I've been doing it.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Well. See I never got left back, but I just
messed up last year.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
A school light there and you get out.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
So I just gotta.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
Stay one more year, you know. That's all it is
in La. Is it hard? No, it's not that hard.
You know. Do you do you work after school?

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Yeah? The six days?

Speaker 2 (29:46):
What do you do? I work with my father. We
worked Florida. I work with my foda.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
That was a common response where you didn't actually answer
the question, like what do you do?

Speaker 2 (29:55):
Yeah, I work my father. Well what do you do? Though?
Right right?

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Nobody wants to say because a lot of times it's
not legal right.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
And and it'll it'll come out good. That means that
you get do you go to the next grade. I'm
trying to like translate for him. I'm not a senior.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
I got one more year, which means he's I guess
he's a junior. But he didn't get left back. He
just messed up a year. He's got to do it again.
But that's getting left back. You know something, We've come
a long way. I will have to say that we
have evolved as a society. And that is living proof
right there, because this is forty years ago. Forty years
I think we've called I've come We've gone long way

(30:35):
in forty years as a civilization.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Based on that clip, they still sound like that our neighborhood.
Are you an alumnus? Nod? But if you do good,
you put in you do good, it comes out good.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
With Scary and Verdie, that guy has got to be
like dead fifty eight sixty years old. Maybe if he's alive.
Though he's alive and he hears this.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
You think that guy did good? Did he come out Jones?
Scary Jones made the comments, did that guy come out good?
I don't. He might still be in high school. I
was about to say anything. He got left back. No,
I didn't get left back.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
I just messed up.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
How old are you thirty eight? Listen? I know it's
old news by now, but we never talked about the
uh the young girl on the flight to Orlando. That uh,
the girl on the flight to Orlando. They were they
were delayed for several hours on the ground, so they
allowed her to pick up I don't know the story
the loud speaker. She the flight attendants put her on

(31:41):
the loud speaker and she sang Mowana for three minutes straight.
It's a big story. It went viral. So she's singing
Mowana into a and there was quite the debate online
about whether that was cute. People were very clear and
very opinionated. Is that cute and cuddly and awesome and

(32:04):
we should allow her to have that experience and awe?

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Or is get the fucking get off the microphone?

Speaker 2 (32:11):
What the fuck are you doing? I give the kid
thirty seconds. See, that was the compromise we eventually came.
We came up with, like, give her her fifteen thirty seconds.
She sang something from Mwana for three Now, first of all,
if you're on a flight to Orlando, you're not necessarily
going to Disney. You could be going for a whole

(32:31):
other reason. No, oh yeah, people, most people go to
universal studios.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
No, maybe you're not going on vacation. Maybe you have
to fucking fly. Maybe you're on a business flight, or
maybe you're maybe you're grieving and your aunt just died and.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
You're going to the fucking funeral. You don't know what
two hundred and fifty passengers personal stories are. And you
got a little girl sitting there on a microphone singing
mwana for three minutes.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
And the plane is not in the air, right, so
I can't confert to hit a mountain. Yeah, that's terrible.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
It is terrible.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
I'm the father of girls, and I would not want
my kid doing that.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
To other people.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
I would tell you my kids can sing, okay, but
nobody else wants to hear it. Nobody wants to hear
somebody else's kids.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
And what happens, what happens, Brody when they press the
microphone on that thing on that what happens to the
entire plane Everyone's fucking scream pauses. So if you're watching
something and you're in the middle of a fucking movie
or whatever you're.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Doing, and you got him take it off. Yet the
entertainment system may not be No, it.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Doesn't matter, no, no, no. Anytime they open up that pa microphone,
it says interruption, and it stops and freezes anything you're doing.
You have no choice. It cuts off your audio and
it cuts off your video of whatever the fuck you're doing.
Every time I'm watching.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
A TV program, even if we haven't taken it cuts
off because this girl's talking. I want my money back now.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
See now you go on my side before you whyside.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
I'm saying I don't think the entertainment should show things
are on before takeoff.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
But either way, I don't want.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
This girl singing. You want to give her two minutes,
that's fine, maybe a minute and a half at most.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
No, that's too long, bro, fifteen thirty seconds, Hello baby, Hello,
my damind Hello, rac time girl, Goodbye. That's all it's
all you get. You want to hear your voice on
the microphone for ten seconds?

Speaker 1 (34:22):
All right, kid, but listen if she's a maker, wish kid,
I love the no was not and that's her wish
to say.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
It was Wane. It was I just this is the
problem with the parents. The parents got to tell the kid, no,
you can't get on the microphone. You can't do that.
Whose idea was it? You don't know.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Why do the staff come over and say, hey, little girl,
do you want to sing? You look like I don't
think they did that. Something tells me it didn't start
that way, but you think they were. There are people
that are online and you could google the comments that
are like, oh, but it's you know, you know, you
can making this child's wishes come true and they can
remember this for lifetime. You'd be happy for people and

(35:02):
just let it happen. What who cares? So it's just
a little bit.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Of your time. It's three minutes of your time.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
I mean here, what I would say is most people
have devices of their own. I would plug in, yep,
my own. I would put in my headphones and drown
it out.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
I would oh, your own headphones, your phone. Listen when
you have kids and I'm you scary. I mean with
other people.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Your kids are adorable, they're the cutest, they're the smartest.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
Oh my god, look she said something funny. Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Right when it's somebody else's kids, right, because.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
Nobody loves your kids like you do. That is correct.
You love your kids, right. I don't hate your kids,
but I don't want to hear them sing mawana if
I'm trapped that was being held hostage. I'm just saying
I wasn't. I was not on that flight, But I'm
just putting myself on the shoes of somebody who was
on that flight. If I was on that flight, I
would go nuts.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
See, I have kids, and I like Disney movies, so
I could may be tolerated more than you could. But
it's someone with no kids who hates Disney and hates fun.
You'd you'd go crazy, you hate all that stuff. No,
it's but and people are, Oh, you're You're just a
miserable old bastard.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
Fair. What was the last Disney movie you watched? Can't remember? Animated? Yeah, dude,
all the classics when I was a kid, Dumbo, Cinderella,
snow White, all nineteen fifties. Have you seen Little Mermaid?

Speaker 1 (36:22):
No?

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Oh yeah, I did, Now what I did? You didn't? No,
I did not know Lion King, no Princess and No,
no Mauana, no Laddin, none of that crap.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
I don't watch any of that stuff. I know, how
about who framed Roger Rabbit that I watched? Okay, but
that's not Disney, or is it? That's not Disney.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
It's not Disney. It's Disney. Now Disney owns Rogers.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
They own it, but they didn't but they didn't make it.
I don't think. But anyway, I don't I don't remember. Listen.
I don't want to be an asshole, but I'm sorry.
You just said it yourself. No one loves your kids
like you do, Jerry. They liked it, so, so don't
think that you're speaking for the entire plane of You
don't know who's going through what and why they're there,
or what what's going on on this plane, or or

(37:09):
what people's personal situations are, or the fact that you
may be in the middle of a great film and
it's being interrupted by this. I just think it's an
awful thing, and I think advantage naysayers, advantage people that
didn't that that didn't want her to sing. Okay, that's
that's what I'm saying. The people that wanted her to sing.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Oh, it's so cute, it's fuzzy. Yeah, you're creating a
memory for the kid.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
All right, sorry, how to get that out? No, it's okay.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
You know what, listen the good that had caused that child,
Maybe it helped her self esteem, maybe she'd be listened.
Maybe she goes on to be famous, maybe she goes
on to be a doctor, or maybe something important because
her esteam got built up.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
I get it. Yeah, I'm okay with the kids singing.
Just not three minutes.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Yeah, all right, just give me, give me, give me
forty seconds of quality content, give me a course of course,
of course, a bit.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
What a big finish, the worst big finish I'm in.
Beyond that, I'll applaud.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
But once you get to the like minute and a
half two minute mark, you're like, oh my god, she's
doing the album version Who Framed Roger Rabbit was produced
by Disney.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
It was I didn't know that, yeah, and.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
I should have known that because I once got in trouble.
I was at Disney World. I don't know if she
was my wife at the time, with my girlfriend, but
we were Disney and we walked by a Who Framed
Roger Rabbit display, and Jessica Rabbit was there like a giant,
life sized Jessica Rabbit.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
She was hot in her day. Well that was the problem.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Oh, Jessica Rabbit, even though she was a rabbit, was
supposed to be a tract and I and I asked
my wife, oh, my girlfriend, I think it was I
asked her to take a picture of me with Jessica Rabbit.
And then I may have oogled Jessica Rabbit and then
she got mad at me.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
Did you did you jack your rabbit to Jessica? I
did not.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
I remember that being some she was annoy Did I
found her that attractive? I think I don't know. It
was a long time ago, but it was a Disney.
My point is it was at Disney, So that's how
I know it.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Was a Disney. My friend Jason Siegel was in love
with jess was in love with Ariel from a Little Mermaid.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
Is that why you saw the movie because of your friend? No,
he was in love with her, but like as kids,
as a kid, he was. I guess she's kind of
hot Ariel. Who's the hottest Disney character? Well, I mean
Little Mermaids like fourteen?

Speaker 2 (39:28):
No she isn't. Is she fourteen? Oh? I take that?
I take that back?

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Then I think but old enough for the prince to
kiss her. So I guess she's old.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
So I guess was she? I thought she was old.
I thought she was like eighteen. She not.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
You're asking who the hottest I mean, sleeping Beauty has
beauty in her name.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
I don't know White.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
It is considered a try snow White's the first one
of all. Yeah, but I mean j only being compared
to the ugly Witch, So it's kind of hard to tell.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
What about other what about other Disney characters? I don't
know that. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Bell was very pretty beauty. She's the beauty and beauty
and the beast. I guess already she's a beauty. We're
in talking about we're talking about cartoon characters.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
Oh my gosh, your friend is in love of Little Mermaids.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Yeah, that was back then, and now you're you're questioning
her age now that I think about it, I don't
think she was of age.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Let's see, let's see how old is Little Mermaid? Oh, please,
don't say it's a little Mermaid in the movie Little Mermaid.
Don't say it.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
She's I thought she was sixteen years old and she
got kissed in that movie.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
Well, I don't have old the prince. She's just sixteen
years old. Leave her alone, they say, recording song lyrics
from Benny mordonas Yeah, that's the old song. One of
the creepiest of all time. I gotta be honest.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
There's a lot of songs about sixteen year olds and
fourteen year olds and that if you go back, you're like,
holy shit, they're singing about a fourteen fifteen year old girl.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
Yeah, terrible, that is awful. Should not be doing that. Huh.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
See, once again, we've evolved. We've come a long way
as a civilization. Except you'll go into two young Chinese food, so.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
It's young too, and it's spelled Why dick, what do
you got? I got guy, I'll keep going. But what
do you have? You have something I want?

Speaker 1 (41:15):
I want to I want to talk about something that
happened at the bank yesterday. So, uh I I I'm
watching my daughter's dog for the for for a few days,
and so I take him with me because he's little,
and I take him with me. So we go to
the bank, and I go to the ATM and I
get cash and as I'm coming out now now he's
white with a couple of patches of light brown fur

(41:41):
mostly white with some like his ears are light brown.
He's got a couple of patches of light brown. And
he's a poodle Bijon Shitsu mix.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
He's a small dog.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
And this man in the car next to me, he's
in a s u V and the windows are down,
and his wife is in the front seat of the
car and he's getting coming back to his car. And
he says, oh, that's a smaller version of my dog.
Looks just like my dog. And I said, oh, the
dog must be very cute, since my dog, my daughter's dog.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
Is very cute.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
And he says, oh, the dog's in the car. Come
look at the dog. And the dog's in the back seat,
and it's a giant labradoodle. Now, a labradoodle is a
labrador and a poodle. And my little guy here, I'm
gonna refer to him as my dog for the rest
of this, even though it's my daughters. So my little
guy is like a quarter poodle maybe yep, something like that.

(42:38):
He says, a poodle in him. So there's they can
be like fourth cousins. But this dog is a giant dog.
And my guys little dog and a little dog, and
he's got curly hair, more like a poodle, and my
dog's got straight hair.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
So I said, I said, you see the resemblance. Sure, Okay.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Now his dog is white and has some brown patches,
so in that that it's you know, in that day
they are, they have that in common. Okay, okay. So,
uh his wife is in the front seat and she's
looking at me and I, oh, hi, how you doing?
And she just the dog's name is Luca. I said, oh,

(43:15):
it's a very cute name.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
You know what My question is going to be lived
on the second floor. Does she live on the second floor? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (43:23):
I said, Oh, he's very very cute. And this is
a boy dog named Luca. She says to me, he
just celebrated his second birthday.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
Oh, how cute.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
And the husband says, uh, he just celebrated his fourth
birth and she says, what are you talking about. He
just celebrated his second birthday. He's two years old. He says,
you're mistaken, my love. The dog is four years old,
and she says, don't be patronizing and being condescending to me. Andy,
know how old our dog is. He's two years old.

(43:53):
He says, I'm not being condescending. But you've lost your
damn mind.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
Baby.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
Now these these these people are maybe seventies, they're in
their seventies. He says, he's four years old, and don't
embarrass me in front of this stranger.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
So I said, I guys, it was nice meeting you.
I gotta go.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
And she says, I know how old my damn dog is.
And he says, clearly you don't, because he's four years old.
And she says, maybe it's you that's too old to
remember how old the dog is. He says, we got
the dog two years ago. He was already two years old.
That would make him four years old. And she says,

(44:32):
I know how to do math, jackass, The dog is
two years old. And he says, don't you call me
a jackass. And I said, look, I got to it
was nice meeting you.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
And I'm not way this happened in front of you.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
Yes, So he says to we're gonna have a conversation
when we get home, and she says, we're gonna have
a conversation here, jackass.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
I know how old the dog. Oh my god. So
I get in my car, I'm like, holy shit, and
I hear them blah blah blah. Side my windows are up.
I'm like you indirectly caused them to fight and argue.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
Yes, they couldn't agree on how old the dog was,
and all I did.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
Was try to walk out of the bank. So the
moral of the story is don't talk to strangers. The
Glory Boys podcast.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
We will be right back.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
You know, I don't know if I should go here.
This could bring us into a Yeah, all right, we're
gonna do it. We're gonna do this. No, we have
we have another commercial break. Yeah. Well, first of all,
the Nintendo switch to came out yesterday.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
Yeah, people online for hours hoping to.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
Get one, hoping right, praying, Well, I use the power
of the radio station to get me one. So I
just want to thank a listener and Slice for Life
who hooked it up for me. Check this out. I
go on the air and are you giving it? It
was eight o'clock in the morning yesterday. No, I'm This
is from my nephew, Lucas for his graduation. Well his

(46:05):
same name as the dog. No Lucas.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
Oh so Lucas Lucas is your great and that's my
kids are more important than Lucas.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
Well, listen to me before you go further. Lucas doesn't
can Nintendo Switch too? Came out yesterday and you couldn't
get it anywhere. It's all sold out everywhere. Whatever there's
right because celebrities like you were getting them. No, because
well anyway, I couldn't get my hands on one, forget it.
So I go on the air right at eight o'clock.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
And as I'm on the air saying, oh, I can't
get the Nintendo Switch too, and then Elvis starts making jokes, Oh,
Scary can't get it.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
Somebody's got to help him out. Within five minutes, someone
texts us to the big texting program that we have
in front of us. It says, Scary, I heard your
plea on air. I happened to be headed for my
coffee and I was in the Target parking lot. I
ran in. I bought the last one. I bought it

(47:01):
for you. How can I get it to you? And
she got five percent off because she used her Target
discount card. Her Target card. Oh she works a Target.
No she bought, No, she bought it, she ran in.
So I want to thank you. I want to thank
Slice for Life. Giselle from close to New Jersey who
met me on the shady streets of Newark, New Jersey, yesterday. Wow,

(47:25):
I pulled up, She pulled up behind me, and when
did the old you know switch? Like, hey, okay, we
did the dirty deal? Looked like little little Nintendo switch
on the street. It was insane. She handed me the bag.
I said, thank you so much? What made you do this?
I said, what if I didn't want to take it
from you? What if you couldn't get through? How did

(47:45):
you know what I was going to see? Her? Miss message?

Speaker 1 (47:47):
She goes, I would have returned to her sold it
on eBay. She was a kidding me, she was, these
things are hot right now, and she's made.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
A lot of money. She couldn't made a lot of money.
She could have made double because as soon as I
was asking for it on the air, they were already
on eBay for eight hundred bucks double the price. Like
fuck you. But anyway, thank you Gazelle from closed and
uh yes, So I drove out to Newark. Uh met
her on the street. She handed me my Nintendo switch
to and uh, you know asking you shall receive put

(48:14):
the call out on the radio.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
Use the radio at the world's largest amplification system did
she give you the receipt?

Speaker 2 (48:21):
She gave me the receipt, yep, got the receipt at all. Yep.
So thank you, Giselle from close to I appreciate you.
What can I say you? I thought it was so wild.
It was the first time I did that because we
were starting to communicate then on on Instagram. Then I'm like,
I give her my to give her my cell No,
got to check her out first, and I looked online
to make sure she was real and she wasn't a
bot or you know, nothing shady going on. How to

(48:44):
make sure she was properly vetted, Like, nah, she seems
like a sane person. Oh my god, this is cool.
So it's a huge fan of the Big Show. So well,
thank you. Does she listened to the Brooklyn Boys? She does?
She likes the Brooklyn Boy So I told her she
shout her out here as well, shout her out on
both shows. And I gave middle of a nice little
swag bag of Elvis Ran in the Morning show apparel

(49:04):
and I handed her for her. That was for her
troubles and for thinking of me. But isn't that wild?
You hear something on the air, you respond, I think
I would have did that radio DT that's on there
right now. I think I'm gonna I'm gonna go into Target.
Oh my god, look they have one. It's the last one.
I'm gonna. I'm gonna drop five hundred dollars on this day.
That's very nice.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
And I liked that you gave her presents from Elvis's
stash of giveaways.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
Yeah, is that great?

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Yeah, Elvis Pace for el Elvis Pace for the shirts
and the giveaways, and you gave her You gave her
stuff that Elvis Pace for.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
I worked there. I worked it too. It's all good.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
Yeah, but he gives it to promote the show you
gave it to to thank you for getting you a Nintendo.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
So yeah, she did me a personal favor and I
didn't ask her to, but she did, right.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
So So basically, Elvis thankdor By by you giving away
Elvis's shirts.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
Which is fine. This is not a state dinner comparison.
Do not make that analogy.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
The same way Elvis bought Robin Oliver her birthday presents.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
Okay, now Elvis is given thank you. Okay, here we go. See,
I know you twisted.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Does does Elvis know that you're giving away his shirts?
I told him he had no problem with it. Okay,
all right, all right, gladly, all right, he says, I
want to make sure. He said, that was so nice
of her to do that, and I really was. I
wasn't expecting, he said, So I gave, you gave, then
you told Elvis.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
I gave her some Elvis durand shirts. And by the way,
thank you for everyone else. I got a five or
six d ms from people. My cousin works at GameStop
in north Bergen. He can you know what I'm saying, Get.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
You hooked up, or there's a stash over here I
found this, or you want me to make a phone
call for you scary, or I got a guy.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
I got a few of those. So yeah, I was. Uh,
I was well taken care of yesterday. So I guess
they're not as scarce as you think. But maybe they are.
I don't know. I should have been around in the
cabbage patch crazed days when I was. I was, I
was a kid the cabbage patch. My dad was trying
to go crazy, trying to get my sister that cabbage
patch Dolluh, what have you got to do? Right? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (50:50):
All right, hey, I almost got my ass kicked week.
No you don't say you you are, You're so timid.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
No, No, I wasn't. I'll tell you the story. I
didn't do it.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
I got lucky. I got lucky that someone. All right,
So here's what happened.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
Someone that.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
Someone that I've done business with, was having a gathering
of clients.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
Okay, like, oh, when I a.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
Client party, Okay, have all my clients come to this gathering.
So it was it was a tented event with picnic tables.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
And chet and catering.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
It's like, oh, it's gonna be a couple of hours
on a Friday, on a Friday, on a Friday, but okay, great.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
So this guy, I'm going.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
To refer to him as uh Eddie. Eddie threw this party, right,
not his real name. So so Eddie's like the host
with the most He's going around everybody like, hey, can
I get anything?

Speaker 2 (51:44):
There's pizza, come.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
In, there's allat all that stuff, right, So I know him,
and as Eddie's talking to me and he goes, oh,
you know, there's a lot of people here that I
know and the clients. And see that guy over there,
that's my mailman. You know, I love him. I invited him. All, oh, great, okay.
So he points to a guy, a tall guy with
a beard and goofy goofy glasses like sun like goofy

(52:09):
like a kid should be wearing them, right, goofy sunglasses.
He's got a green belt and he's got yellow sneakers on.
It was just an unusual looking character, really unusual, standing
talking to some other guy by over by the end
of the tent.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
All right. So I don't know.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
About a half hour later, I'm standing, uh eating a
piece of pizza and I sewed it in my hand,
and uh, Eddie comes over to me and he says, oh, David,
let me introduce you to my mailman. And so this
guy comes over and he says, he listens to you.
He listens to the morning show. He's a fan.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
It's oh, okay.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
So I meet the mailman and it's not the guy
with the goofy glasses and the crazy belt and the
crazy hair and the beard and everything. And I go, oh,
to meet you, and I said hello, and he walks away,
and I go, Eddie, I thought, I thought the other
guy you pointed to is your malw many mail men
do you have here? And he says what are you
talking about? I said, like a half hour ago, you

(53:10):
pointed over there and you said, that guy's my male man.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
He goes, who are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (53:13):
I go it was this tall, doofy looking guy with
a beard and glasses and a green belt and a
stupid yellow That guy, the guy who looked like he
walked out of like.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
Will he walk in the chocolate?

Speaker 1 (53:24):
That guy that that guy that you said that guy
was your mailman. He says, do you mean him? And
he points down and the guy sitting at the picnic
table by my belly button, by my knees, right there
is the guy talking to his girlfriend or whatever.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
His wife, and I'm like, uh oh. Luckily, luckily the
guy didn't hear me.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
Thank god he did, because the wife looks up. When
my friend Eddie points and says this guy, she looks
up and he goes, you, guys, what are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (54:00):
Oh? Boy? So I'm like, holy shit.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
If this guy was like the kind of guy like
I said, I your heart, how I just described him?

Speaker 2 (54:09):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
If you're that guy and you're right there.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
And you're overhearing the whole conversation.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
Your ass is grass, especially because you're like maybe he's
talking about some other goofy guy with weird glasses and
a green belt and yellow shoes. No, you, I'm talking
about like, like, you know, it's you, this guy. If
he would have stood up and punched me, I would
have deserved it.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
You would, you know what. You gotta be careful, man,
you gotta be careful everywhere.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
I thought the guy left, because when you're standing up,
I looked around. I didn't see him standing anywhere. So
I'm like, oh, the guy must have left it in.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
A half hour. Yeah, you avoided avoided and ass kicking
on that one. No, I thought you were going to
get into some confrontation with somebody and you're mouthed off
at the wrong person. That's what I thought. Oh, no,
I don't mouth off you. No, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
Because I'm not a not a fighter. I'm not a lover.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
You're a lover. Oh you're not even a no, not
even love. I'm a Chinese. You're a self lover.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
I'm a joker. I'm not a smoker. I'm not a midnighttoker.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
Are you a titty poker? No? So somebody contacted us
on the Big Show and they said they were offered
a sale on plantains. This is actually very fun. This
is a very brody conversation. I thought of you immediately, Okay, okay.

(55:30):
So the sale was four for four for five dollars
or a dollar each. Okay, right, so four for five,
I'm sorry five five? Wait, four for five dollars five
five five dollars five dollar long four four for five

(55:50):
dollars or whatever it was. I don't know anyway, So
there was one of the plantains in the bunch. It
was a bunch. It was connected by a stem. Was
like a double plantain. Now google double plantain where it's
kind of like a conjoined it's kind of conjoined. It

(56:13):
looks like a fat a fat one.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
Right.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
So when they got when she got to the register,
they said, this does not qualify for the promotion four
for five because there's five of them on there, so
we're gonna have to charge you individually. What So it
was like, what was more? I think it was more
than five a dollar each?

Speaker 1 (56:30):
There were a dollar something each, so the four for
five would have given her for five dollars I think
it was.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
Whatever it was, it was closer to like a dollar
seventy each one whatever it was. But the point is
they're like, yeah, this doesn't qualify this, this is a
bunch this button deal. My god, they said no, they said,
you've got there's two there, there's two counting as one,
but it's not. It's not one, it's two. But they're
sharing the same skin. So they're sharing the same skin.

(56:59):
And again slices Google double plant double plantain. We get it.
Everyone gets a Siamese plantation. Siame is but it's but
so if you're conducted by one step, it's like one
stem and then sharing the same skin, you just got
a bonus. Yeah, don't try to you know, listen, they
wouldn't give a door. They wouldn't get a door.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
I would have just broken one off and said okay,
I'll take you to keep this. One would have broken one.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
I think in the end she had to call the
store manager and they said, you know what, you you
shouldn't be getting this for for what the price you're
saying is, it doesn't qualify for the promotion. But you
shop here often, we'll give it to you. So they
gave it to her that way. But can you just
imagine that the audacity, I mean, if you get it,
if you get and I said this on the show,
and it's it's a great point. If you get a

(57:46):
double yolk in your egg, they don't charge you for
more eggs for more than one egg. Let me ask
you a question, though.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
If you saw the plane ticket to a Siamese to
Siamese twins, they have to pay for two tickets, right.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
No, you have one body?

Speaker 1 (57:58):
None, No, two heads like those those women you can
join twins.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
That's that's two. That's two plane tickets. Nope, it's one
plane ticket because there it's one seat. No, you don't
pay it by vagina. They have that one seat. That's
one set of legs, one set of legs. I think
it's two people. Are you gonna go wait a second?

Speaker 1 (58:16):
No, wait, yeah, it's one set of legs. No, but
they had one leg though from the waist down it's one.
So you're playing paying for the seat one seat. Doesn't
matter that there's two heads too, heart beats, That does not matter.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
I think I will wait a minute. What about when
they go to the movies, you pay for one movie
ticket or two one it's one body, you're taking up
one seat, you're taking up one space, but two people
are enjoying the film though, So that's yeah. But on
a plane, Oh wait a second, Oh my god, I
don't even know how I feel about this. But what

(58:50):
if you're on a plane you take up more than
one seat?

Speaker 1 (58:52):
What if because they're wider, one and a half people
is wider than one person.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
So if you have to.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
Take up two seats, you have to pay for two seats.

Speaker 2 (58:58):
I guess these are questions to ponder.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
And you have to have a ticket in each person's name, right,
you can't have a ticket one person's name, then one
person technically can't be on the plane. If you're illegally
a person, you have your own sofiecurity number.

Speaker 2 (59:11):
Yeah, but in this case with the plant going back
to the plantains, it's that's not as much that's not
as much fun as plantains.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
Nobody gys if if if nobody marries one of the plantains,
if he gets to fuck both plantains.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
I need to know about the twins now.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
But you fight this guy who fights over seven cents,
So how what would do What would Brony do if
you went to them?

Speaker 2 (59:32):
Yeah, if you're a Siamese twin, leave us to talk back.
Let us know. You have to pay for the plant
they're not Siamese twins listening.

Speaker 1 (59:39):
Now, wait a minute. If you're a Siamese twin, you
get to use the day them pronoun.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
Oh my god, my brain hurts. But listen. Going back
to the plantain conversation.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
Had you're getting five on the one hand, you're getting
five plantains on the other hand. You know, they definitely
picked out that group of plantains because it had the
extra one they did.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
Yeah, but they got lucky. Okay, so lucky fined, but
you got the they got the advantage. But if it's
two of them in one skin, it's to be charged
as that counts as one plantain. And then there were
three other ones on this stem, and it's all connected
by a master stem.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
So it wasn't two plantains that were joined at the bottom.
It was that where there were two plantains in the skin,
like they shoved an extra one in the skin.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
Yes, but hanging by a single stem. And then all
that connected, and that stem was connected to the master stem.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
The master stem connected to the next stem, and the next.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
Master stem had had four stems protruding from it. Four growth.
One growth was a double growth by sharing the same skin.
So I think she got robbed. I think, I honestly
think that that she was in the right the whole time,
and that she shouldn't have had to argue to get
the discount.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
That's a bonus, that's a bone. You got the fat plantain,
the fat ta. That's what I'm saying. I go to
double yok, same thing. It's four to five. There's four there.

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
Okay, it looks it's as big as two, but it's
still one. That's my ruling. I rest my Okay, Now,
let me ask your question.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
If if the if the limit is four per customer? Yeah, well,
let's say you can only buy one one it's one
per customer, and Siamese twins try to buy them.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
Can they buy.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
Two because they're two people? Yes, okay, so two people
can buy one. But so Siamese twins is two people.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
So Siamese twins approach a ten items or less checkout,
but they got eighteen items.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
That's okay, I guess, But is that okay? Car, I
don't know they're pushing one card.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
No, yeah, they're pushing one card eighteen items. But wait
a second, do you count them as one person because
it's one set of legs? Right?

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
No? I think it's I think it's nine each. I
think that's fine, nine each, because I'm a person.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
You're a person. Would you like to be a person too?
The correct I think they get to buy I get
the twenty two.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
They get, they get to stay on the ten items
less because but wait, you're charging one card. So now
what now you had eighteen items? Now you're fucked. I
don't know that they have to pay separately. What if
the woman at Target where I were, where where I shop,
is like, wait a minute, that's a scamboni. You're only
one person buying twenty I don't know the other person's shopping.
You don't know for a fact that the that the
head on the left were shopping. What if the head

(01:02:19):
on the left was just a loong for the ride.
What if only the head on the right were shopping
and she's trying to get away, she's like, hey, listen, Mary,
a head on the right. Pretend you're buying half of these.
That's a scamboni. We don't know for a fact that
builth went shopping. Only one of them could have gone shopping,
and one of them's tagging along.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
She has no choice. That's very true because in the
case of the conjoined twins, the famous ones that got married.
One of them was married, the other one wasn't participating.
Apparently apparently she wasn't really aroused by the sex. Of
course she was.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
I don't get me sat on the side of these
twins conversation because I still.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
They're not Siamese. They're conjoined that can join.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
But either way, like I'm seriously though, if they got like,
you know, we talked about this, what if one wants
to do something the other one's like, I'm not into that, Like, well,
I'm into it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
So we're doing it. We're doing this right.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
We're going to Target and I'm buying twenty items and
you gotta shut up and pretend that you're buying ten.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
You're buying ten of them. So we get to stand
on the line with the ten ten or less item.
That's a little less, islem. Yeah, you're with that, so
you are, so you agree. But but back to the planteens.
What about what about when you were at the plantains?

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
What about the plan and the plane ticket one plane ticket,
one seats, one seat.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
I think it's two plane tickets. I think because now
the airline's going to be taking advantage because they're getting
double priced for one seat. You're only occupying one seat.

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
Yeah, but there's two. But I think they are. But
I think they take up a seat in a half.
I think they need more room. And besides, legally you
have to put one on a plane. You had of
like show a passport for the second person. I think
the second person legally needs to buy a ticket. What
if one person has the passport and the other one doesn't,
then what then how do you board the flight?

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
Well, one of them has to go home. How is
that possible they're conjoined. I don't know. That's a great question.
I don't know what and the other one doesn't. Yeah,
wait in the back. How do you take the question?

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
What if the Siamese twins, the conjoined twins are on
a plane to Orlando and the little girl is singing
Mawana and one of them wants to get off the plane,
and one of them is like, no, keep singing.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
Did I get into a fight.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
She can't shut her ears off, so she has to listen, right,
you gotta listen, So now you have to listen to Malana.

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
The both of them have to listen to him. So
now they're both pissed. Oh, so many questions, so many questions.
That's all I got for you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
All right, I got Grammar Police when we come back.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
We are we are back. That was our fourth break.

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
Oh all right, well, okay, get grammar police for me
because this one, this one blew my mind.

Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
This one is beyond all right. What do you got?
What do you got? You got the Grammar Police jingle?
Oh you want them? You want the jingle? I want
to jingle? Oh guess what I brought that one home?

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
Rim A Police, rima Police.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
All right, David Brodie, what you got? What did you see?

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
All right, you're not getting credit for bringing that jingle home.
You've had that jingle that was.

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
Now, it's one thing if you don't know grammar, and
it's another thing if you're mispronounce a term.

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
You get a term wrong. Right.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
It's a third thing if it's a medical term and
you're a medical professional. Oh yeah, I expect a five
year old kid who sings Mowana to maybe mispronounce this illness.
But I went to the doctor's office a couple of
weeks ago, and I haven't talked about it, but I
got shingles because I didn't get the vaccine because I procrastinated,

(01:05:49):
And I'm gonna go get the vaccine immediately as soon
as I'm healthy and legally able to get it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
But I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
Shingles comes from the virus in your body from when
you had chicken pox, chicken pox, and it lays dormant,
and then when you get to a certain age, if
if you're stressed or you're you're you're overworked or whatever,
or you're like physically exhausted from playing sports, the virus

(01:06:17):
shingles comes out.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
And it's a rash and it's painful and it hurts everything.
What does this have to do with the grammar Police. Well,
I went to the doctor.

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
I went to the dermatologist and the woman who brings
you into the office is like, you know, she gets
your weight and your blood pressure. She's not the doctor,
but she's like the pre and she says, oh, you've
got shingles. I guess you must have had chicken pops.
Oh god, chicken pops. She's calling it pops. It's not
fucking cereal. It's not cereals. Chicken pox.

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
By the way, I'm getting dressed exiting stage left, because
there's no fucking way I'm going to continue in a
place like that where you're calling it chicken pops.

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
So I said, So, I said, maybe I did hear
all right, So I said, I'm sorry, what did you say?
She goes chicken pops, He goes, you must have had
chicken pops? I said, I had chicken pox as a kid. Yes,
most people have chicken pox. Uh, I said, uh, you know,
but it's all the time ago. Anyway, she wasn't the dermatologist.

(01:07:15):
She was the prematologist. She's the woman who comes in
and like shows you to your room and whatever makes coming.
But you work in the medical field. In the medical field,
ye had no excuses on that one. Nah, she needs
to know it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
You can't.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
You can't be an adult. I'm sorry, slices. It's not
chicken pops. No, it's pox. It's pox pox, fox pox. Oh,
chicken cock cock. I have never heard in my life
an adult, professional medical person say chicken pops.

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
I mean it's like it's like saying it's like saying
it's like saying.

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
Uh, piskettiiske if you're an adult and you still say pisketti.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
Or like, yeah, what was that? The Yeah, it was
the reality show The Woman with the Kid of the
heavy set Woman with the Kid. She called it sketty
or something skenty. Mamma June, Mama June. Mama June called
it sketty. You have Mamma June working on you.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
Oh my god, chicken pops, come on slices. If you
still say chicken pops, leave us and talk back. But please, jeez,
I gotta go. I gotta go, and you've got to
go to a seat.

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
Another dermatologist. No, I'm good

Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
Bye bye,