#340: The Broken Bougie Bed Frame

#340: Skeery made a major change to his appearance and Brody didn't notice; Brody's math riddle trick will have you scratching your head when he reads your mind; Skeery got a half ass invite to his nephew's graduation; Brody gets free dessert at the auto mechanic after his car falls apart and they make incompetent decisions; Skeery broke his bed; Finishing song lyrics; the boys discuss the times they each ran out of gas completely and landed right in front of a gas station just in the nick of time 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Start up, dot up, start up, Brooklyn Boy. By start up,
Brooklyn Boy, start up, dot up. They making noise, dot up,
start up, dat up. Episode three forty. It's the Brooklyn
Boys Podcast three. For those of you who are car

(00:24):
enthusiasts or especially mopar if you know what that means.
The three forty engine was a very popular engine in
Chrysler products back in the day. Okay, that's three forty
for you, thank you. This is a forty engine that
was a big deal. Are we gonna start a little
fun factoids with every number? Well, a four to forty
was a massive engine that was a huge deal in Chrysler.

(00:44):
So in one hundred episodes, I'll bring that up. All right,
make sure you do that. I had a three fifty
in my Park avenue, so we'll get the three fifty.
I'll mention it. I don't know what these numbers mean.
I have no clue. No, you're not a car guy.
You're not a guy. Although I am hosting an event
this week for I'm gonna I could invite the slices

(01:05):
if they want to come to see me at the
Paul Miller event. It's an appearance Paul Miller BMW. Yeah,
it's the jingle, it's the racing. It's the racing event
Saturday afternoon from one to four. I welcome you all
to come and hang out and party with me. Why
don't you tell people where it is? Because you just
said the Paul Miller You didn't say what Paul Miller in.

(01:26):
I believe it's in Wayne. I don't even know where
it is. I think that's probably important. You want people
to show up. Well, I think they're sending me there right.
You would think that the Paul Miller Racing event would
be at Paul Miller BMW and Wayne. Paul Miller has
lots of locations, and I'm not getting paid for this,
so hurry up, let's go. Okay, all right? Well, I
want the slices to come party with Jones? Is derailing
the podcast happening Saturday, June fourteenth, from one to four

(01:50):
Paul Miller Racing, the twenty fifth anniversary of Paul Miller
and the fiftieth anniversary of BMW of North America. Gary Scary,
don't do a commercial on our podcast? But am I
doing this it? Now? You have to hit the ging.
I don't know where it is. Now you have to
jingle I don't know where it is hit the jingle?
Where is it? Find it? You see what? I go

(02:16):
through slices to protect you. I was fine with him
inviting you. When he starts doing taglines, that's too much.
I think it's I think it's in Wayne anyway, that's set. See,
I don't even know where I'm going. I don't know
if I'm coming or going whatever. You know what. You
don't know much, but I'm gonna I tell you. I'm
gonna ask. I don't know much, but I know I

(02:36):
love you. Thank you? Yes, oh much? Okay. So, uh,
I have a brain teaser math word problem for you
that I saw on television that I remember. Somebody asked
me a similar question when I was a kid a
long time ago, obviously, uh. And I'm gonna ask it
to you, and then I'm gonna do the do the game.

(03:00):
You're gonna trick, You're gonna do the dirty. So Owen Wilson,
the actor, was Jimmy Kimmel Live a couple of nights ago,
and Owen Wilson did this to Jimmy Kimmel and he said,
I think he said his friend did it to him
and his mind was blown and even though he does

(03:22):
this to other people, he has no idea why it works.
Ok So, I'm gonna do it to you, scary, ok
You're gonna do it even though Owen Wilson doesn't know
how it works. It took me about a second to
figure it out. Ok So, at the end of the podcast,
I will I will tell you how it worked out.
But slices, you guys can play along. I'll do it
to all of you, all right, Okay, I want all

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of you, slices to think of a number from one
to ten. Me too, yeah, yes, he was all right?
Foremost yep, okay, okay, all right, multiply that number by nine. Okay, okay.
Now take all the digits in that number and add

(04:04):
them together. So, for instance, if you multiplied nine times one,
that would be nine. Your total is nine. If you
multiplied nine by two, that's eighteen, so on and so forth,
so nine times the number. Then take all the digits
in the number you ended up with, add them together.
You got it. Yeah, Okay. Now I want you to

(04:25):
subtract five. Yeah, okay. Now, whatever number you have in
your head, now find the letter in the alphabet that
corresponds to that number. So A is one, B is two,
and so forth. All right, yeah, you figured out the letter. Yeah, okay,

(04:46):
very good. Now I want you to think of a
country that starts with that letter. Okay, okay. Now I
want you to think of an animal that starts with
the last letter of that Country's of that country? Okay, okay.
Now I want you to think of a fruit that
starts with the last letter of that animals and of

(05:06):
that what that type of animal is. Think of a fruit, yeah,
that starts with the same letter as the last letter. Okay, Yeah,
I got there. Ye okay, So now you have a country,
an animal, and a fruit. Yes, okay, if this worked right,
you're thinking of Denmark a kangaroo eating an orange. Shut

(05:26):
the fuck up. Well, first of all, how how can
you go that? What a second? What if I would
have thought if I thought, I would have thought of
another another another of the country. Of the trick works

(05:50):
at the end of the Denmark, my mind went to Denmark.
But I could have easily set another country. Really okay,
Well let's talk about that at the end the podcast. Okay,
slice to think about it, leave us to talk back.
If you have questions that I don't answer, at the
end of the podcast. Don't ask me questions now, Okay,
I'm gonna explain at the end of the podcast. I mean,
that was brilliant. Whatever you did, that was awesome. That's worth.

(06:15):
That is that's awesome, that is that's gold right there.
I mean, this is this is way I will explain
the magic. I'm gonna do that trick on stage at
Paul Miller, BMW and Wayne this Saturday from one to
four at the all right, all right, By the way,

(06:39):
that was such a bad slipping. I didn't even have
to tell him I hit the jingle. He hit his
own jingle. I hit my I hit the jingle on myself.
That may be the first time ever Scary just jingled himself.
I jingle jingle himself before. There's been j d There's
been there's been times I tried to jingle myself. You
know that? Yeah? So, uh, David Brody t me this

(07:01):
you just did. You've now we've been hanging out here. Now,
how long do we know each other? Hello? Twenty seven years?
Twenty seven years. You see me a lot, don't you. Well,
you know you used to see me a lot in
person every day, but now you see me on camera
a little bit, A little bit, A little bit less, yeah,

(07:22):
a little bit less. But you see me on camera? Yeah,
you see on camera. And we saw each other on
camera on Monday night when we did Slice time, right, Yeah,
do you have something wrong with your neck? I should
have noticed my neck my back. Yeah, no, no, nothing
wrong on my neck. But man, oh man, we watch
each other on this camera for about an hour and

(07:42):
a half and you didn't notice something. And here we
are again. You're seeing this again, Brody. Okay, you shave
the hair between your eyebrows. Uh no, I didn't that that.
There is no hair between my eyebrows. What the hell
are you talking about, bro that's because you shaved it. No, no, no,
you did weird. You don't have a mustache, do you? No? No,

(08:02):
I just this is face. Your face is moving, like
look at my mustache. But you know what's different about me, Brody?
You can only see me. You can only see me
from the like the the you know, the kind of
the chest up. So yeah, your nips up? Yeah, so
you don't really Okay, it has to be on my face, right,
something's up? Well? I don't see any tattoos on your wrist. No,

(08:24):
you didn't get any ink. No, h you got Zeeman
on your face. You have bothtox You're not climbing. No,
look at those creases. You think that that's I would
that would be a terrible commercial for Zeeman if that
was the result. This is an audio podcast, so I'm
gonna try to make this quick. Okay, you didn't get
a nose job, because I see you too often. You
didn't get your nose done. No, your headphones are the same,

(08:45):
your haircut looks the same. Uh, you're at the same weight.
You've been for a couple of months now. So your faces. Well,
then I'm gonna I'm gonna call this a success. I'm
going to say. I'm gonna say that microphone hasn't changed.
You got something to success. Did you get a waxing?
Did you get the fact that you don't notice? Is
a great thing, It's an awesome thing. I'm not looking

(09:08):
at a ten eighty camera. You didn't pay the full
amount of money, so yeah, excuses, Well, I don't know.
Did you get a neck lift? No, I didn't get
any work done to my face. Nothing surgical, all right,
hold on, hold on the shirt. No, it's nothing to
do with my shirt. It's on your head. It's on
my head. It's on my head, it's on your head.
Hair plugs. No, you don't know. I don't need to

(09:29):
know my hair. My hair is fine. All right, let
me see, let me let's go. Let's go around the
face slices. Let's see. Chin looks the same. Although there's
a shadow of a goatee around his face like the fan.
That means that's just me. I haven't shaved and look
the same. You're not going to get this line on.
Nothing on my teeth, nothing got my nose, although, oh

(09:52):
my god, there might be a chip in the dip
up there a bat in the cave. The only thing
left would be contact lenses. No, I didn't. No, No,
you're you're wrong. Okay, great, so then your cheek bones
are the same. No it's not, bro Yeah, well i'll
tell you what their congratulations. It's a client now, not
a client. Client, Not a client paid full price. I'm

(10:14):
going to tell you what that was right after this.
All right, you pay for something, I don't notice a difference,
which means it's perfect. Well you wasted your money. No,
it's no, this is not something that you want to
really notice on people. This is something that is so

(10:35):
noticeable on people sometimes that they're like, oh my god.
And and I gotta be honest. The fact that you
don't notice this, hold on, did you did you laser
a mole off? No? The fact that you don't notice
that means it's it's perfect the way it is. And
I was a little self conscious at first when I

(10:56):
got it done, and I'm like, oh, what the fuck
did I do? But you had something done and absolutely yeah.
And I'll tell you this brody ilastic surgery when I
went when I went to the morning show and on,
it took about an hour and a half to two hours.
I would see. I was with Andrew and Sam on

(11:17):
the way to work. I walked with Danielle from the garage,
and I was went into Scottie Studio, said hello to Nate,
everybody on the show. And it was ten to fifteen
minutes into the show when Gandhi goes scary, did you
color your hair? And I said, I absolutely did, got

(11:37):
I got some and now I didn't get a full coloring.
Now this is the seven minute process, all right, It's
not the forty five minutes sit with shit on your head.
It's seven minutes, rint In rits out and they said,
not a client. Not a client, redkin bruise, pr Ews,
not a client, paid fucking full price. But my hairstyles
has been telling me for five years. Now, when do

(12:00):
you want to do it? We'll put some We'll make
it a little. You know, you're a salt and pepper.
We want to put a little more pepper to your hair.
So I said, look, I don't want anything that looks unnatural.
I want to keep some of my grays. I like,
I like it, and she's like, trust me. She goes,
now's the time, and sure enough, I put this. I'll

(12:20):
take my headphones off. You can't really see it, but
my hair is a little darker, a little bit. Now,
I gotta tell you it's I might have noticed it
in person, but you have headphones a band with a
headphone band across your head. Your your huge earphones are
covering your side to your head. But now that I
tell you, do you notice it? You don't notice it

(12:41):
because I never looked at your hair that way before.
I never looked like want of his gray hair. I'm
geting a little. I put a little color in it.
I gotta say I've been getting a lot of compliments.
People are like, oh, what did you do to your hair?
They don't know, but a couple of people have. My
girlfriend noticed. I didn't even tell her. Saturday night, we're
hanging out. She notices when your eyes don't die like

(13:01):
she didn't notice at first. And and we were hanging
out for a good half hour, and we're in the restaurant.
I was talking to the waiter. I was looking away,
and as soon as the waiter walked away, I looked
back at her and she gives me this hellish like
shitted and grin, like did you collar your hair? And
I said, yeah, She goes, it looks great, it looks natural.
It does look natural because I because this type of

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hair color is not like shoe polish. It doesn't like
look awful. It looks it's it's a special blend with
a little a little little uh so, yeah, I'm not sure.
I'm not sure. The slices are like hitting rewind to
hear this segment again, but I, well, why not congratulations,
I'm happy for you. Well, no, it's a change in
my life. No, No, you're you're a vain person. I

(13:46):
get it. That's fine. Well, I didn't you have to
match you. I assume it matches your mirth better. Right,
And see that was going to be the comment I
thought you were going to say, is that, yep, scary
colored his hair? What's going on here? And I'm just
saying that, you know what colors your nail polish? Wow? Wow, Wow,

(14:07):
I'm just choking slices. Don't get all like. I can't
believe brod he's turning into it of it. But anyway, Yeah,
I'm just you look good, scary. I now that you
pointed out, and I'm staring at your hair, I see
less gray from what I ve Yeah, definitely less gray. Okay,
but let's say a good look for you. You're blessed
with a full head of hair at at your advanced age.
It looks good at by advanced age. Well, you're not.

(14:28):
You're not thirty. Listen, I met you. You know you were.
You were a long time ago, right, you were? You
were you twenty? I was a spry twenty something. It
was in nineteen ninety eight. Wow, I was, I was.
I was. Wow, I was like twenty four years old. Yes,

(14:49):
you had a very thin head and huge ears because
your head was so you had such a thin head
ninety seven, ninety eight, Wow, ninety eight many eight. Well
you and I started talking and I twenty seven, but
we met in ninety eight. I remember that. Good God.
But anyway, you and I met when Bill Clinton was
pray remember my back in my day? So I want yeah, agha.

(15:16):
Speaking of working at the radio station and music, you know,
you and I play the lyric game. Mh. You know
if I say I was a line of a song,
you'd thank the band, like as if I was the band.
You know everybody? Yes, no, of course. So I'm in
pickleball other night, and this would have driven you crazy. Uh.
They were playing an eighties soundtrack or the eighties channel,

(15:37):
whatever it was. It was eighties music playing and love
Shack by the b fifty twos comes on the Love
Shock bab right, and it gets to the part where, uh,
so my partner is like, uh is singing love Shack? Right?
She goes, you know, She's like, I bring my juke
box money. Yeah. So I was like, oh, I say, hey, hey,

(16:00):
you know what. I don't know if you know this,
but I got me a car. She just really yeah,
it's as big as a whale. Now, how would you respond?
To that and it's about to set sail right. Absolutely, yeah, nope,
I didn't get that. What did you get? I got oh? Okay,

(16:22):
as if I was telling her, I got a big car, right,
So I said, I said, did you hear about the
tin roof? She said, what about it? I said, it's rusted?
And she's looking at me like thises' what I'm talking about.
She was just singing the song wow, but she didn't
put two and two together. No, you can't play lyric
games when people let everybody you think she's like love

(16:42):
shack because she knows the chorus right. There's a guy
on TikTok. His name is Paulie Wood and I know
you think that would be a porn star. Yeah. He
must work in an auto dealership. And I don't know
how he gets say he works at Paul Miller on
quitting No no, but he walks around all day quizzing

(17:03):
everybody in that style and he posts these tiktoks. I
don't know how he get like what he does for
the auto dealership and why he hasn't been fired yet,
because it seems like he's there and on TikTok an
awful lot and pestering his workers, but it tells you
the age of the person and how many they've gotten. Right,

(17:24):
so far, the guy is brilliant. I mean, I kind
of wanna we don't really do this, but this is
kind of impromptu and we're gonna do this. I want
to kind of go to his page real quick. And
because he's he's the best, so like he did, like,
for instance, stop drop. If I say stop drop, what

(17:49):
do you say? I lost? I lost you? It's vanilla
ice right, No, no, stop drop and roll. See he's
so right. So older people will be stop dropped and
they'll say, enroll. I thought you were doing song lyrics.
That was a song. It's a song lyric from DMX.
No stop, No, I don't know DMX shut him down,

(18:12):
open up shop. Oh oh yeah, I don't listen to DMX.
Isn't doing age. But that's a popular song, all right,
So everyone knows that song. The slices know it. Really
everyone knows that song the same way everyone knows how
many people How many slices when I said that finished
the lyric? A lot of them, not Brody, But Brody

(18:35):
thinks because he didn't that nobody knows it. No, no, no, no, no,
I said, that's not an indicator age, it's an indication
it's scary. I'm you're not listening. Go ahead. DMX lyrics
is nothing to do with age. Yes, due the fact
I don't like DMX. He's not my style. I know
he's not your style. But you could still be aware
of his existence, right, I'm aware of his one or
two hits that were crossed over the Top forty when

(18:56):
I worked at the Top forty radio station. Well, yeah,
he had a hit that was a hit, pop hit.
I wouldn't know it. Listen to this you sometimes put
on the hip hop stations. I don't, Yeah, Rachel, how
many questions did fifty cent have? How many questions? Twenty one? Yes? Yes,
she got it? Kelly yes? How many questions did fifty

(19:16):
cent have? How many questions did fifty cent have? Okay,
here we go, here's a different one. Listen, Rachel, what
was one twelve's favorite dessert? Kenny cake? No cages and cream.

(19:37):
So he goes around his office and he does it.
But I want to kind of get all the original,
all the questions. I'm just going to keep going. I'm
not gonna I'm not going to do like get all
his answers. But there, here we go, Rachel. Yeah, this
is how we do it. Listen, that's my naturales j
I do know. Hey, Nikky, what did Biggie love it

(19:59):
when you called him? There you go? That is my
dream car man? Who Rachel? Yeah, nowadays everybody want to
talk shit. No, like they got something to say, but
nothing comes down when they move the lips. Just a
bunch of gibberish like chat's eminem. Right they forgot about Trey, right,

(20:22):
all right, I know that, Rachel. What did Destiny's Child say?
The club was at eleven thirty? What is it? Brody?
Don't jump and johns? Okay, all right, all right, here
we go, Rachel. What did Marcy's playground smell? Oh, sex

(20:47):
and candy? Yes? Absolutely absolutely, Rachel. What was little bow
Wow playing trumpets? I don't know that one trumpets thing, Rachel.
They see me rolling? Okay, there you go anyway, you

(21:08):
get the idea. But anyway, this is what he does
all day in his car dealership with a microphone sticking microphones. Good,
good for him. Well you know what, Diamond on the
other show did that about five years ago. Yes, she
went around for a video and she asked, everybody, where's
all your stuff? I was like, in a box to
the left, right, in a box to the left. So
you get the reference or you don't get the reference anyway.

(21:29):
But but yeah, but DMX is not an age related thing.
DMX is not pop. He's popular. Okay, how many DMX
popular New York? I know about popular? Well? By the way,
speaking of Broadway, did you see the Hamilton reunion the
other night? It was so great? Yeah? The medley was
with the original cast. Oh my god. And yeah they

(21:54):
had quite a few of the people. Way to name
one of them? Yeah, t Diggs. Wait, who played mop It?
Aaron Burr? Sir, sir, I don't know. Lamar Oldham Lamar, No,
you had it? What's his name? No? Lam Alum is
a basketball player? No? Leslie otam Leslie otis Yeah? Is

(22:14):
he related to Lamar? No? He's not, oh Leslie. Oh
it was great, It was great. I don't know if
I should feel insulted or maybe this is just the
way Jen Alpha talks. They say what's on their mind
and they're very awkward about it. I was honored to
be invited to my nephew Lucas's graduation, which is coming up.

(22:37):
I said, So I was at the house. Now, Now,
I was at the house on Saturday, at my sister's
house and I said, hey, I said, oh, where's Lucas.
I want to thank him for the fourth and final ticket,
because he had only had four tickets for graduation and
he invited me. You knows, my sister and my brother
in law, his parents, my dad, that's three and he

(22:58):
wanted to give me his fourth ticket. What do you
think this freaking kid said? When I said, hey, Lucas,
thanks for the I want thank you for inviting me
to your graduation. What do you think? He said, Brody?
What would Brody say? If he's being a smart ass?
I had no one else to Everyone else said no, yeah, exactly,

(23:20):
well he said, he goes, Well, you know, there really
was no one else to ask, So I asked you,
I want you. And like as he's saying that, he's
he's like looking away from me, and I'm like, you
a little best and I'm not going to give you
that Nintendo switch. His mother made you made him invite
uncle Scary. No, she didn't. He chose me, but he

(23:44):
chose me because there was no one else to choose
and he didn't want to take it to go to waste. Wow,
that's a slap in the face. Maybe he should give
him better gifts for the holidays. Hello, I told you,
I'm giving him a Nintendo switch too, which I fucking
had to meet someone on a shady street in Newark
to I told you that story, right, I gotta yeah,
I gotta be honest, dude. Uh, the way he treated

(24:05):
you with this ticket, I wouldn't give him a Nintendo.
I would switch the switch and give him something else.
I'd give him a fucking night that Nintendo ninety six
ninety five. Flip the switch. Good God, I flip the switch.
I would take I sell the switch, get a lot
of money, and buy him something for fifty bucks. A
little bastard. But I guess that kid. I love him
to death. I'm his funkle. But but man, make something else.

(24:28):
It sounds like it sounds like you're his funkle. Oh oh, fuck,
funkal scary. I really want you to come to my graduation. Hey, listen,
I got this extra ticket. I tried selling it on
a eBay. I couldn't even I couldn't give it away
a Facebook marketplace. I got a couple of people interested.
They never showed up. It's more like you want to
go were like a f u uncle funkal Yeah, all right.
I don't know, but maybe he's just taught that way

(24:50):
to just be just matter of fact and being honest
brutally on a Wednesday graduate Is it a Wednesday graduation.
It's a Monday graduation. Oh dude, advice. You gotta get
my Monday give gift the Brook Glynn Voice Podcast. We
will be right back. So remember, uh, maybe a year

(25:10):
ago I told you about that when I went to
get my the the drivers it was actually at this point,
I think it's two years ago. I went and got
the driver's door arm rest replaced on my on my car.
Mm hmm okay, the one the one at your left
arm leans on when you drive. Yep, o hey, driver's
door arm rest. And if you remember when I went

(25:32):
and got it done and my car was all done,
I had gone to the movies to kill time. When
I came back, the door arm rest was still broken,
and the woman, the sales rep, was like, I don't understand.
They fixed it. I said, I don't know, and then
I looked they had replaced the center console arm rest,
the one that's between the driver and the passenger. By mistake,

(25:53):
that was an accident. Well yeah, well they thought for
some reason that was the driver's arm rest, which it's not.
It is the center console arm rest. So I had
to have them redo the arm rest, and they gave
me a two year warranty on the armrest. Okay, the
armrest broke again. Now the problem with my car, as
much as I love my car, is it's a thin

(26:15):
plastic underneath the leather, and then under the plastic is foam. Okay,
So if you lean on the arm rest when you drive,
after a couple of years, I guess the plastic cracks
and you have an indentation for your elbow, which is
not necessarily what you want on a relatively new car.

(26:36):
So I've replaced that armrest three times. Well, when I
brought it in to be replaced this time, they said
you're out of the two year warranty by three months.
I'm like, oh, you got to be kidding me. How
much is the armrest three hundred and forty dollars installed?
But you get another two year warranty with the car
with the arm rest. Well, i'll tell you why I
happen to be at the dealership. And I may have

(26:57):
told you this. I did talk about this on the podcast.
My passenger side, right side, passenger side, that's right, Yep,
no scrubs TLC. Thanks No, I'm well aware. Nineteen ninety nine. Yes, yes,
thank you. That headlight wasn't working. So again, all right, wallflowers,

(27:24):
thank you on headlight. Thank you, thank you very much.
Go ahead, when I say thank you, shouldn't you say
thank you? Welcome a lot? It's more set yeah, okay
or led Zeppelin? Right, don'ty a thank you? Okay? Anyway,
So they're giving me a discounted price on the headlight repair.

(27:45):
It's five hundred and forty dollars to replace the whole
headlight because I'm a valued customer, which is very nice
to them, very nice. And I have a recall for
an airbag that from from Chrysler. They want me to
get the air bag replaced as a recall on it.
So I say to the guy, Hey, I can come
in on Friday. If I come in around eleven thirty,

(28:05):
is that enough time to do the arm rest in
the headlight and the air bag. Yeah, yeah, that'll be fine.
We'll give you a right home and you'll come back
at like six o'clock. We'll have the car for you know,
almost seven hours. Yeah, we should have enough time, right right.
I dropped the car off at eleven thirty. Scary is like,
that was last Friday. He wants me to come and
come back home. We'll do the podcast, that's right. I

(28:26):
remember this day. It took an hour to get taken
care of and get home. They drove me home again,
very nice, no complaints about that. So technically my car
got checked in around noon. Okay, they call me and
they say hey, now they called while we were recording
the podcast. I remember this very vividly. Scary saw my

(28:48):
face dropping because I put him on hold. He saw
me on the like as they're talking. So first they
say to me, we're not going to be able to
get the airbag done. It's too much work. And I said, well, okay,
but you told me there was enough time. Yep, I'm
not gonna have enough time. I have to come back
for the air bag. I'm like, all right, I won't
get the air beg done. That's fine, all right, no problem.

(29:10):
So then they called me back again and I said, yeah,
what's up your other headlight is not working properly. What well,
we installed the right headlight, but the left, the driver's
headlight that was working. Now that you have the other
headlight working, you can see it's only at like fifty
percent power. It's not bright enough to pass legal standards.

(29:32):
It's not working. So whatever whatever went bad on your
other one, this one is now slowly dying. I said, well,
replace the bulb. Nope, we'ready tried that. It's not the bulb,
it's the whole mechanism. It's another five hundred and something dollars.
I was like, oh my god, come on, like, oh God,
and theyrreputable. So I believe them. I do. They sent

(29:53):
me a picture I could see that the light bulbs
didn't match. I'm like, all right, they just you got
a two year warranty on the one. Yes, it's like, okay,
replace the other one. Fine. So I get there to
pick up the car. They called me like, we're going
to pick a drives and a driver to come get you.
I go back and uh they said, listen, mister Brodi's
will let you know we had a problem replacing the

(30:14):
arm rest. What why do you inform me of this?
They said, well, the box is marked left arm rest,
but Chrysler shipped us a right arm rest. I'm like,
I know, but you had the car all day. Why
would you not tell me? Well, it didn't matter. There's

(30:35):
nothing we could do about it, so we'll just let
you know we didn't get the armrest done. They sent
us the wrong part. Yeah, but you've had the part
since since Tuesday. Why didn't you check it? Well, the
box was labeled wrong. I go, yeah, but you should
check them up of errors or laziness, because they could
have they could have troubleshot this, and they could have
nipped the problem in the bud several days sooner. So

(30:57):
now here you are Friday afternoon late and you and
you would think it's six point thirty on a Friday.
That's my only problem. Oh, no, scary, that's not the
David Birdie movie you're watching. No, this is the Birdy
movie you're watching. So I now go back to my
car where all they've done is replace the two headlights. Right,
And it's close to one thousand dollars because they gave
me a discount on the second one, so it's almost

(31:17):
one thousand dollars. Yep, And I walk around to the
front of my car to see. Now, how great my
car looks with two headlights. I'm very excited and I
look and I noticed something is a little bit wrong.
Now did they color the gray on my car? Scary? No,
because that way would have not been noticeable. And I
walk in and I get the sales the rep for
the service department. I go, OK, give me in, man,

(31:39):
come over here. Look at my passenger side headlight, the
one that wasn't working. Look how good it works. He's like, yeah,
I goes, it's bright. Isn't that great? I have a headlight. Now,
I was all worried about driving around one headlight. I go,
now look at the Look at the driver's side headlight,
the one that you told me I needed. That was
working when I came in here. Scary dead as a doorknob. Yep,

(32:00):
Now my car is winking with the other eye. What
the I go, What the fuck? I don't know. I'm
so sorry, but let me go talk to the technician.
I'll be right back. He goes in the back. He goes,
I'm sorry, man, it's six thirty on a Friday. Already
went home. They go, all we wanted to do you
close the next two days. I need a headline to
see him Monday. He's like, well, he goes, mister Brody goes,
don't worry about it. I assure you we will fix

(32:23):
it for free. Did they know who you were? Did
they know you were David Brody? You would think they
realized who I was. No, not, I'm nobody, but you
would think they would remember me for the armrest incident
two years ago and how they had it. They did
the work for free. So I so, he says to me,
don't worry, we'll fix it. No charge to you, sir.
I said, no charge to me. That's awfully nice, considering

(32:45):
I already paid for it. He's trying to offer you.
He's trying to offer you something that you you already
paid for. He's like, Oh, it's it's complimentary. Yeah, we're
not going to charge you to fix it the right side,
the right way the second time. Oh, because you thought
I thought you were going to charge me. I was
going to pay again to fix the right time when
I didn't even know I needed to fix it, and
I had to fix it when I came in. You

(33:06):
called me up the headlight. I put it a headlight
in and that doesn't even work. Not the exact same problem.
But on the other side, you were replaced a working
but dim headlight. Were they non working headlight? Sounds like
they were the dim't headlights. He said, sir, miss Rody,
you bring it in next week, we'll take care of it.
We'll do a rust job on it. I said, I

(33:26):
don't think you understand how this works. If I have
to give up my car again for an entire day
went to fix the headlight a week, well, I have
to wait now till the right, the correct left armrest
comes in because that didn't get done. I said, So
you were supposed to fix three things. You ended up
fixing one of the three things, and I'm still back

(33:47):
at square one with one headlight. I said, if you
think I'm giving up my car again for nothing, you
don't know about my free dessert theory. He says, what's
your free dessert theory? So I say, if you burn
my stake, you know, my friends get to eat dinner
and then you bring me my steak an hour later.
Do you think that's even no? I said, so they
would give you the steak dinner for free, right, or

(34:09):
they would give you free dessert. But they're not going
to just go, oh, here's your steak twenty minutes later.
So if you think you're going to fix my headlight,
haveter giving up my car again for another full day
just like that. That's not how it works. Well I don't,
I don't. I don't know what else I could do.
I don't know. Did you show them up? What did
you do? Did you tell them? Did you speak to
the manager? Karen? What did you do? I'm not Karen.

(34:30):
I said, here's what you need to do. You need
to talk to the guy. He knows. I know the
guy's name. I'm not going to say, here, talk to
your boss because I already know. The boss did right
by me the last time this happened. I like him
very much. He's a great guy. This is the part
where Dave Dave Roadie griep sodas that bitch, What did
you take? So no, I didn't take anything. Uh huh.
So he comes back. He says, I called the boss,

(34:53):
and the boss says, when you come in to do
your arm rest, we'll pay for it. The three hundred
and fifty dollars arm rest now is on that way
on the house. It's on the arm rest on the
arm very good, so Slices. First of all, kudos to
the dealership, although they made a mistake once pointed out
to them and I explained to them the situation. I

(35:15):
got a three hundred and fifty dollars door repair for
free because they do the right thing, even though they
didn't repair it the right way. My point is, Slices,
don't get taken advantage of and don't give up your
car and don't let them. You know. Look, they weren't
trying to take advantage of me, but some people don't
think about it and the way you should be thinking
about it. So free dessert, Thank you very much, save

(35:37):
myself three hundred and fifty dollars and I still have
one headlight though, so scary and Brody, Well maybe you
can help me, Brody, I'm an idiot. I can't help
you with that. I'll be surprised by that information. For years,
keep going by the way, we have unlimited time on
this podcast for us for years, for years, No, for years,

(35:57):
I had a terrible habit of plopping myself, plopping myself
into my bed. I love, I love running up to
my bed and just throwing myself on the bed because
I have a temper pedic mattress. It's firm. No, not
a client, not a client. I don't hear about sleepies
or mattresses them or whatever. I feel like I didn't

(36:20):
ever put any thought into my jumping on the bed,
and just I thought that it would last forever. But
finally the other day, I go to PLoP myself on
my bed and I hear this giant crack of wood
followed by a sagging of the mattress on one side.

(36:45):
I broke my arm breast. It sounds like the fucking arm.
That's why I'm bringing it up, because this is exactly
what happened. Well, I'll say this, m I I looked
under the thing. I broke the freaking wooden box spring.
I broke the So now the wooden slats, the wooden

(37:08):
slats on the box spring are fucked up and I
and I broke it. So now I'm screwed. I don't
know what to do. It's my bed is out of warranty.
I don't know what's going on. I don't know what,
I don't know who if I should call someone, I know.
I don't get free dessert because I incurred this issue.

(37:30):
But dude, I gotta buy a whole new box spring,
and I'm realizing the bed frame of the box spring.
Fuck it. It's a lot of money because it's all
one piece. I'm fucked. Oh you want to have a
captain's bed with drawers. I know there's no drawers, but
the maybe it's just the slats. I don't know. No,
it's it's the slats and it's the actual it's the

(37:52):
actual like frame of the bed. It's fucked. I broke.
I broke a wooden piece. I'm dead. Did you jump
on this bed when you were fourth quarter scary? No?
This was last week. No, I understand that. But over
the years you must have yeah, yeah, yeah, you must
have weakened the wood. So now I'm kind of screwed.

(38:13):
So now you've always had week week wood in the bed.
You should have known that, Hio. So I'm starting to google, like,
all right, you know what, maybe it's time for a
new bed frame. All right, First of all, you can't
these play these bed frames. It's like, oh, here, you
want to this one, this color? All right? You want some?
You want you want this new model? All right? Awesome
delivery within fifteen to eighteen weeks. I'm like, what, this

(38:38):
shit's on back order? Bro? You know you know that
this stuff that you order, like these furniture, these items
are like three, four or five months away from getting here.
That's crazy. Not if you go to Ikea and roll
the flatbed hand cart day. I'm not buying an Ikea bed,
no offense. I did that for my first because then

(38:58):
I got to put it together. I'm not fucking sitting
there with an Alan wrench putting shit together for five hours?
What am I? What am I in college? No? I'm
not buying an Ikea bed. I built all my furniture.
I don't doing college, just do it. No, I don't
want that. No, I feel like I've earned the right
to man of the people, Swedish people. But still no,

(39:18):
I don't know, man, I can't get an Ikea bed
at this stage of my life. I need something more permanent,
something that's Oh, you got yourself in an expensive bed.
You broke the shit. I know, but I'm an idiot,
That's what I'm saying. I opened this by saying I'm
a butts. I should not have done that, and I
a queen size or it's a queen right I don't know,
but I don't want to wait. I don't want to

(39:40):
wait fifteen weeks for a new bed Okay, paul A call.
What where'd that come from? He said? I want to wait? Okay,
you Dick nineteen ninety seven boom, So I was thinking
of calling up. Well, I forgot where I got this.
I think it was like Creighton Barrel or something. I
don't even know. But what can I even tell them
is it's expired. The warranties expire on dead due. You

(40:03):
cracked the bed frame, you fucking jumped on it, your
big good. But they don't know that. I can make up,
make up a Brodie style story and be like, well,
we're gonna say what qualifies what qualifies as as getting
a new bed frame? This didn't. Isn't it like a
lifetime guarantee on some of that ship? No? No, none

(40:24):
of that has lifetime guarantees. No, no, sorry, no, you lose.
Good day, sir, Good day, sir. And if somebody has
a lifetime warranty on their box spring, okay, I don't
know everything, but you don't not even a box spring.
It's these these wooden slats. I don't know what to
do are the slats replaceable when you're buy an Ikea

(40:47):
bed like I used to have from my from from awesome.
But the wood that's holding the slat in the actual
frame is what's fucked up as well. The whole thing
is screwed. I well, you could put a milk cred
under it. Maybe I don't top it up, so there's
a fall. So now when I lay down in the match,
you get a cinder block under there. If I roll over,
I'm rolling uphill. It's fucking crazy. My bed is on.

(41:10):
But look at it this way. You have less gray hair.
Now do you have that going for you? I don't know.
I don't know. Can you sleep? Can you sleep on
Robin's side? I could, I could, but that that would
require me rewiring my whole I sleep on the right
side of the bed. That's my that's my side. Now
I got a cholesterol isn't it good for your heart rates? Oh? Yeah, no,

(41:32):
we're not gonna We're not gonna go here again. And
I'm not gonna get into arguments with the slices. But yeah,
you need to you need to get you you need
to get that fixed replaced. Whatever. You know, what a
good corpenter could probably fix it for you. But the
whir comes my question is cracked? Is the outside cracked?
I gotta take it. If it's just the inside that crack,
you can get a good corpenter to fix that. Fix
the supports maybe. But what would I do? Like if

(41:55):
I wanted where would I go? If I wanted a
bed like now, a good quality bed? What would you do?
All right? City high? Fuck you? All right, I'm trying
to But where would I go? What would I do?
Where would you go? I just told you you get
a carpenter. No, if I wanted something new, if I'm
gonna throw this thing out, start over again, because that's
what I do again. I don't. I don't shop at

(42:16):
the level of store like you're gonna go to Raymore
and Flanagan. Are you gonna go to like Sava or
you're gonna go I don't know. All I know is
fucking these places like Wayfair even it's like, forget about it.
Hold on, I've explained Wayfair to you, Yes you have.
Wayfair is just a warehouse where they get shipped from
other people's companies and they ship it to you and
they tell you the shipping is free because they've worked

(42:38):
it into the price. Almost everything on Wayfair is Google
bull Google image it and find it somewhere else for
less money. Wayfair doesn't make furniture. Wayfair is like Amazon
for furniture. You like that chair, go buy the same
chair somewhere else. Wayfair, we got shipped from somebody else
that you need. You remember my own fair Way far Fair?

(43:01):
Oh yeah, oh no, No, that was a whole big
that was like three episode saga your way Fair story.
But I'm just saying, where do you get great quality furniture? Okay?
But now again, like if I wanted to go this
weekend and have it delivered on Tuesday, how can I
do that? There are furniture stores in our area with
a with like a guy's first name, and he sells

(43:22):
furniture for like forty nine dollars. Oh that guy, That's
not what you're looking for. Now looking for that guy? Right?
You want a higher end piece of furniture. So now
there's some stuff at Macy's that's high end. That's higher end.
They have a great furniture department at Macy's. And then
and then and then their delivery time is very good.
Uh again, I'm not doing a commercial here, but you can.

(43:43):
I just mentioned a couple of names. There's Huffman Coos.
I think maybe they went out of business, Huffan Kuh's.
But Savavi is very boogie. You might like that. I
don't know where you are bougie wise, as far as
your bed frame, Like, are you Ray Moore and Flannagan boogie? Like?
I know you're too boogie for Ashley Furniture. I know
that Ashley's casual. It's not bougie. They have good stuff,
but it's not your level. You want stuff that breaks.

(44:04):
All I want is something that's you know, modern, modern, contemporary,
something that's you know whatever. All right, we don't have
to discuss it here on this podcast. Google maps, on
Google Maps and freaking Google boint. This is boring. I'm sorry, sorry.
I thought maybe you'd have a quick, quick answer, quick fix.
I don't shop, but you shop, all right. I like
Ikea furniture. I put it together, it's good, and I

(44:27):
don't jump on it because I know it's Ichia, So
that's why it doesn't break. My algorithm on Instagram has
been serving me videos of crows and ravens. Maybe your
your phone is haunted. No no, no, no, No, I
just watched a crow video. I was so like enamored,

(44:47):
enthralled by it that I started swiping on it. And
that now all I get our videos of crows. Do
you know that crows are very very smart creatures? Do
you know how you know that they actually learn behaviors
and they actually like if you're mean to a crow,
it will hold a grudge and it will come back
and it will haunt you. Did you know that ravens

(45:11):
they you know, they speak. You can teach him to talk.
But they're very very smart, very smart birds, probably the
smartest that are out there. Are you going to disagree
with me on this? No, I'm listening, I'm learning. I'm
so excited the next thing that you've been sucked into
that you you you scary gets passionate about the dumbest shit, dude, No,
but crows, crows learn your behavior. Crows. If I saw

(45:35):
videos where if you feed a crow, if you feed
a crow, it will become loyal to you and you
will get on its good side. How odd? How odd
that a pet would become loyal to when you feed it,
it will be only all most animals will like that.
It will befriend you but it will actually bring you gifts.
The other animals don't do that. It will bring you
a gift. Yeah, did you on your head? No? No?

(45:59):
And you mean to it. It remembers you. It doesn't forget.
It has a very good memory, so it knows and
it can identify you, and it may it may bat
you down if you if you do something mean to
a crow, forget it? Is this going to be your
new party staple you up to people at a party?
You know? The crow is a very loyal and noble animal,

(46:20):
but it's it's probably what other bird has those characteristics.
It's a fascinating thing. It is a wonderful falcon. It's
a wonder of nature. Homing pigeons that fly like ten
thousand miles and come back with a note. You're not
buying it. They're birds, like a lot of birds are
smarter than we think. But how do they taste? What?

(46:41):
Sauce and cheese? Is my question? All right? Would you
eat crow parmesan? You're terrible, You're terrible. I'm just I'm
just saying that's my algorithm is serving me these Uh.
I knew you were going to say that. That's why
I pull slightly no, this is what's going on in

(47:04):
my in my algorithm. I have to somehow get a reset,
because well, it used to be you go to your
search page on Instagram and then you long press one
of the crow videos and then you click not interested.
Oh that's how you get rid of shit. Like if
you're on Instagram and you see a funny video like

(47:26):
let's see you see a video like a guy eating dirt,
and you click on it and watch it. Now, all
of a sudden, your feed is going to be filled
with guys eating guys eating dirty. So you could you
could either take months of clicking on pizza videos so
that the pizza videos overwhelmed the people eating dirt, or
you can just long press on one of them in
your in your discovery page and then you click on

(47:48):
not interested, and then you won't get any more dirt videos.
You need to stop with the crow thing because I
feel like you're gonna become a crow guy. Oh oh,
there's that guy. Is Anthony Skeary, Anthony Crowell, call him Antony.
He's gonna talk about crows and out at the party,
walk away, walk Away. Before this, it was what you
get too enamored with whatever the newest thing on the internet.
You see, dude's made mushroom pills. Oh path oh parents,

(48:13):
they did the ones that talk. I love them. Dude,
you gotta eat capuchin monkey ship. I saw a hard
thing about it. You gotta eatcher monkey ship. It makes
you very healthy. It's good for your skin. No really, Brodie, no, no, no,
ro really the pooch and monkey ship. It's the best
I got. You know, you just reminded me. I need
to I need to up my uh subscription. I need
to read my subscription of my my line's made mushrooms.

(48:34):
I forgot. Oh yeah, I forgot. That's how you know
you're running out. And by the way, I know there's
a Cooper Lowa monkey. I think they grow coffee beans
and it's ship. You don't have to you don't have
to Sla. I know about that. I know there's like
a very expensive coffee. They they have the monkey eat
the coffee beans and they shipped it out and then
you use their ship as beans. No use the beans

(48:58):
that come out of the ship. The beans the beans, right,
so you basically inexpensive. It's like Cooper something I don't know,
doesn't matter. When I worked in Starbucks. I heard about it,
but it's very Again, people are weird. Who was the
first guy thought of that? Oh, I have an idea.
Let's let's have the oh he ate all our beans.
We'll just wait for them to come back. What about
the uh the fish pedicure where you stick your your

(49:18):
feet in the water and all the I'm not doing
that either. Remember when everyone was doing that for a month? Yeah,
all the fish will they nip the dead skin on
your body, on you, on your on your feet. The
dead skin on my feet is fine. I'm good with
the dead skin on my feet. Okay, you are You
are the scambony king. You just get Scamboni. Scamboni, Scamboni.

(49:39):
That's what you do. You get scamboni. All right, I
don't get scamboni. You get scambone. Yeah. I'll be right back,
okay and take a time out. So scary. You ever
have that fear when you're driving your car and you
get that warning when there's fifty miles left before you
run out of gas where it's his low fuel. Yes, okay,

(50:02):
So the way my car works is when it gets
to about because I have a little gauge on my
dashboard that tells you, we'll approximately how many miles left
based on your average miles per gallon, and that can
go up or down depending on if you're speeding, stopping
at every red light, whatever, So it's an approximate. So
I get I get the gas pump logo on my
screen at fifty miles left. Okay, that's ample warning, ample warning.

(50:27):
So I'm driving. I don't know. Earlier in the week
I had to drive. I want to say about twenty
five to thirty miles south of where I live. Okay,
that what I was doing is for another time. I'll
tell you the story. It's all part of my It's
related to my phone issues, which I'll talk about at
a later date. So as I as I'm going there,

(50:49):
it's like, you know, twenty three miles to get there,
and along the way it says you got fifty miles
left before you're out of gas. So I'm like, oh,
I can make it home because I got like twenty
miles left and then twenty three back. That's forty three.
I got fifty, no problem. So I go and I
by the way I went to the town. Okay, okay,

(51:10):
are you gonna tie out? You had a question I
had a question. We'll give me a question. What it
says fifty miles? Is it a true fifty miles? It's approximate.
But again I did the math, and I'm like, oh,
I really had like thirty nine miles thirty eight. I
thought I had enough room forty miles. I'm gonna go.
I'll get gas on the way home. I got enough,
I got enough money to I have enough gas to
get there and get back. But along the way I'll

(51:32):
stop and get gas. So the fifty becomes forty, becomes thirty,
becomes twenty, and then at some point it changes to
low fuel. Low fuel means you have less than ten miles.
That means go get fucking gas, idiot, that's what that means.
It should say that, right. Well, I didn't notice that

(51:54):
because I was blasting music and I was making phone
calls or whatever. I get to my driveway, pull in,
and as I'm looking i'm turning the car off, I
see that it says low fuel and the gauge, the
little red gauge for the fuel is on the gas
tank logo. Uh on it. Oh shit, So I go.

(52:16):
You know what I know? If I don't go back
out and get gas. Now tomorrow when I go to
leave the house, I'll forget and I'll want out a guess.
So the nearest gas station in my house too, So
if I drive to them, they're about five blocks away
on the main road. So I turn, I go on

(52:38):
the main road. There's a gas station on the right.
And you don't care about prices at this point. You're
just going for the nearest gas station. I'm going to
get five bucks just to get me to the Okay.
So there's a gas station on the right, which is
on my side of the road, and there's a gas
station on the left. Now, the gas station on the
left is you have to make a left and cross

(53:01):
two lanes of oncoming traffic to get to it. Okay.
So I'm on the I'm on the right side. I'm
in the middle lane, and I can't get over to
the right. And as I'm about two blocks two blocks
away from the gas stations, my car starts going, Oh
my god, I feel like, you know, like when your

(53:22):
feed a slipping on the ice. Yeah, I feel like
my engine is slipping. Shit. I'm like, holy shit, I
am almost I'm basically on fe Wow. So I I
I'm going I'm going like thirty five miles an hour, yeah,
maybe close to forty. So I put the car in neutral,
I make sure their conditioning is off, and I'm coasting.

(53:44):
I'm coasting the next block and a half to the
gas stations, and I'm giving a little bit of gas
and it's going, oh, I'm not getting much engine power.
That is fucking So as I'm pulling up, now I can,
by the way, is that how is that how it happens?
Because it's never happened to mate, but gohead. So I'm rolling.
I'm basically momentum is taking me the last block. And

(54:05):
as I'm pulling up, I can see the pricing on
the two gas stations. I can see that the gas
station on the right is thirty cents a gallon more
than the gas station on the left, Brody, And although
I should have just slide it slid into the one
on the right, of course, I've decided I'm gonna try
to make it on the left. You cheap bastard, And
you're talking about five dollars. All you're gonna do is

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put five dollars in. I understand that. So I go
to the to go to the right, to the gas
station that's more expensive. And there's a car on my right.
He won't he won't let me in, and I can't.
I can't slow down because I'm going on momentum. Is
it worth a dollar? Fifty? Scary? I couldn't get over
to the right. I couldn't. Okay, at this point, it's

(54:47):
too late. Now there's a car next to me, and
I can't nothing I can do. I can't speed up
and pass him if I hit the if I hit
the brake, I can't go behind him. So I've got
to now glide into the gas station on the left
with this oncoming traffic. So as I'm approaching the red light,
I can either stop or make the left. Shit. Luckily,

(55:08):
the last car passes me on the other side of
the road and there's an opportunity to turn just as
I'm gliding. So I turned the wheel. I crossed the road.
Oh my god, not very fast. By the way, there's
this cars coming still and I just make it up
the little lamp to the gas station. Up and the car.
Scary stop by the pump. I'm done. I am completely

(55:30):
out of gas and I just made it to the pump.
This is not an exaggeration has never happened to me before.
So I got gas, you got gas. Now I said
that this didn't happen to me. But now that I'm
jogging my memory when I was in college, even even
your memory doesn't jog, let's be saying, why you fuck you?
I was up in college. We know we were not

(55:51):
at college. We were visiting Ithaca for a TV radio convention.
And it was me and a couple of my friends
in the stang. And similarly, we were running out of gas,
and we were running on fumes, and so I remember
the engine sputtering. So now that you tell me this,
it does bring back this memory of us getting off
the exit. Luckily it was on the ramp, was going down.

(56:17):
We're going down off an exit, got a hill the
car right, yep, we had a head start. The car
was rolling down the hill around the curve and right similarly,
right up to the gas station was right there on
the corner at the bottom of the friggin' ramp, and
we rolled right up. But it stopped about seven or

(56:39):
eight feet short of it, like no gas, and two
of the guys had to get out of the car
and push me over to the pump. I fucking remember
this now, because at first I was like, this never
happened to me, but oh my god, it did so
in the exact same fashion. Now luckily I had people
with me in the car, and now it didn't roll
up in front of the tank, but it was like right,

(56:59):
it was like seven or eight feet away from the tank.
They had to push my car to the actual tank.
Talk about just in the nick of time, I did
you did? Fuck you? He did talk about it, that's right.
So yeah, it did happen to me back in the day.
Let me tell you what happened to the post office today.

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So I get on the right line. There's two lines,
the left line and the right line, and they're helping me,
no problem. And a guy walks in with anybody waist
and ah your face. Yeah, he's got what looks like
a typical envelope for like a birthday card, a bright
color and it's a stamp on all ready to go.
And he walks up to the guy and the guy's

(57:42):
got the plexiglass you know, like don't sneeze on me
plexiglass yet the little opening at the bottom and slip
things in and he goes, uh, I need to make
sure this goes out today. The guy's like, yeah, yeah,
he goes, I need to go out by five o'clock.
It's got to go out today. So the guy posted
it goes yeah, all the male was out of five o'clock.
He was, no, I'm serious, he is to go up today.

(58:05):
So first thing I'm thinking is this guy forgot somebody's
birthday and he's mailing the card late. Second of all,
you know how like you go up to a guy
and you're like the major d at a restaurant goes, hey,
may poll give me a table over by the window,
and you slip them like you slip him in Tanner
or twenty whatever. That's what this guy was. It was.
It looked like he was gonna slip him at twenty
to make sure that the mail when he's like, hey, guy,
this needs to go. Make make sure you get today. Yeah,

(58:28):
make sure that there's no mistakes here. Like this guy
like he's gonna get like his sister is never gonna
talk to him again or whatever, like somebody's gonna get
this his mother's birthday card the way. But he was like,
you know, hey, my guy, make sure this goes out today. Hey, yeah,
you want your You're gonna break your fucking legs? Is

(58:49):
it one of those guys that's the vibe. But well, no,
the vibe was like, here's a little something for your lady,
buy us something nice, like except he didn't slip the
guy any money. That's the vibe he was given. He
was getting. He was giving bribery vibes, but yeah, without
the actual care like like like, hey, make sure nothing
happens to my call while you're parking in the garage.
This is the US post Office we're talking about. Yeah,

(59:11):
but he's talking to the guy like why wouldn't it
go out at five o'clock. He's like, make sure this
goes out at five o'clock because like all the male
goes at five o'clock, we empty the bins, it all
goes out. He goes, yeah, but seriously, so he was
trying to He's trying to sweet talk the guy into
making sure that he does him the favor, almost like
he wasn't gonna do it anyway. It's like going to

(59:31):
McDonald's and saying, hey, give me a quarter pounder. Make
sure it's extra lean, Like the kid behind the counts
were like, yeah, no problem, quarter pounder, extra lean slice thin,
gotcha cover. There's certain places you can't ask for favors,
you know what I mean. You can't go to hey,
Chuck E Cheese. Yeah, hey, listen the pizza. Make it

(59:51):
extra crispy the way I like the fuck you put
on a conveyor belt. You're lucky you don't get spin on.
It's Chuck E Cheese. You're like, hey, make sure hate bell,
make sure this goes out before you do the right thing,
the right thing. Yeah, you're a good guy. You seem
like a good guy. Right, you got a family, you
do know, nothing happen in a family, right right, make
sure this goes out by five. We grew up or slices.

(01:00:12):
We grew up around this. This was our whole childhood. Yeah,
I'd hate for something. I'd hate for something to happen
in a little post office here didn't go out? Is
that is that your Mercedes parked downside? Something happening is
plea pleading to a government agency. This isn't like some
side alley sister fucking transaction. This is hey, hey guy,

(01:00:34):
the government. This is the post office. Hey guy, who
do I got to talk to him to get this?
This to go out by five o'clock. Solid, You do
me solid? So all the male goes out of five o'clock. No, seriously,
between you and me, This guy right here may and talk.
Look me and I got got it. Sometimes people just
like the idea that they're getting special treatment, that you're
treating them extra special. They just have that in them, right.

(01:00:56):
They want they want to think that they are getting
ahead of everybody else or you know that's all right,
all right, brody, come on, man, lay it on me.
How the hell did we reach Denmark, Kangaroo and Orange? Okay,
So step one is that you have to let me go.
Let me go in reverse order. No, I'll go, I'll go.

(01:01:17):
I'll go in and in the front ar. First of all, well,
I do have another I do have a question. Okay.
You said you might have thought of another country that
starts Is there another? Maybe there's no, Maybe it's a trap.
And once you get into that hole, there is no other.
There is no other country that starts with the letter D.
There are there's three or four, like Jibooty is D Jamascus, right,
but Damascus is city city? Okay, so booty but still

(01:01:42):
but the point but the point is you're most likely. Okay,
so you're most likely to say Denmark if I tell
you to if if if the number was a four, right,
your number I guess was a four because you said Denmark, right,
number three, most likely Denmark. Hold on. But but when
I told you to add the numbers together, eventually your
number was is four because ABC is correct four and

(01:02:04):
Denmark ends in a K. Now, unless you say koala,
you're most likely to say kangaroo, right, yeah, okay, the
kangaroo ends with an o. And if you say oh,
you're most likely to say orange as a fruit, correct,
as opposed to what are the fruits? Right? Now, here's
where the math is the magic part. Because I told
you to pick any number from one to ten. Well,

(01:02:26):
the interesting thing about all numbers from one to ten,
when you multiply them by nine, you get what nine
times one is one? Yep, I'm sorry. Nine nine times
one is nine right? Yep? Nine times two was how
much scary? Nine times two is eighteen and eight and
one together all they all add up to nine. So

(01:02:47):
my number was My number was three. So nine times
three is twenty seven seven and that's nine. Wait, nine
times four is thirty six hold on right. Nine times
any number from one to ten, the digits will add
up to nine. Nine times nine is eighty one eight
and one is nine. Then I tell you to subtract
five from that number, which I already know it's nine.

(01:03:07):
It's four, right, automatically, everyone, it's all the same. Now
fill bring you to four, which is Denmark, which is kangaroo,
which is orange. You're welcome, But I've heard the same joke.
Now if I told you to subtract four, then it
would be elephant. I want to know if there were
slices that didn't get Denmark, kangaroo and orange, because if

(01:03:32):
anyone said jabooty or koala, well, okay, well it has
to start with that one. Then the D start with
the D. Countries that start with the letter D doesn't
always start with the letter with countries that start with
letter D. Right, right, it's four. There's like four. Djibouti
is one of them, and then Denmark, and is that right?

(01:03:55):
There's not many, which is why you thought of Denmark, Djibouti. Dominica,
Dominican Republic, right, Dominican Republic. So you would have fucked
on those. Well if you said Dominican Republic, then you
would have said see for cat. Yes, but the unless
you're from the Dominican Republic, most people say Denmark. Wow.

(01:04:16):
And that's why it works almost all the time. The
math is mathing. Thank you so much. Nine times any
number from one to ten, the digits will led up
to nine. I feel brighter today, do you I feel?
Owen Wilson. Owen Wilson had no idea why the thing works.
He just knows it works and didn't take two minutes
to take Jimmy Kimmel. Yeah. Jimmy Kimmel was like, oh

(01:04:37):
my god, how did you know that? It's amazing. I'm
gonna try that out other people like you just did
so slices day. You go go back and listen to
the beginning of the podcast. I wanted how I did it?
But again, pick a number from one to ten, multiply
it by nine. Take the two digits that you end
up with, whatever digits one digital two digits, ad them together,
which is always going to be nine. Subtract five. It's
always going to be four. Uh you say, Now, the
corresponding letter in the alphabet is not telling anybody, but

(01:04:59):
it's alway going to be D. What what country starts
with that letter? What? And what is the last letter
of that country? What animal starts with that letter? What? What?
What letter is the end of that animal? What fruit
starts that work? And it's always Denmark kangaroo orange? That's
your Dominican Republican And then you gotta keep it. But
Denmark seems obvious. But k what if you what? What
if you say? You said koala? Any other k animals? No,

(01:05:22):
nobody is going to think of anything but kangaroo and
maybe koala and then okay, so then and then and
then orange for oh yeah, you got them there too.
What is oh? What? What's what's fruit that starts with? Oh?
Other than orange? You can you can google it, people,
But my point is that, but the common answers Denmark
kangaroo orange? All right, Brody, you know why? You know

(01:05:43):
why it works? Scary because everyone's thinking, he'll never guess
my number. Yeah, that's number. Guess I know what your
number is? Nine? And then I subtract five. It's four.
It's brilliant. Hey, Happy Father's Day, Happy fathers. Thank you
very much. Well you got any big plans for Father's Day? Maybe? Maybe? Whatever? Whatever?

(01:06:05):
I get surprised with we'll see all right. I hope
you get I hope you get a Nintendo switch to No,
I still can scary wink wink. Yeah, maybe I should
reroute this gift. Yeah, I'm taking my dad out to
a restaurant, so I uh, it's gonna be hopefully. When
he told him you were taking him out, did he
roll his eyes like I wish there was somebody else
that could take me? No? Why why would he do

(01:06:28):
that the same way Lucas ship on you? Oh yeah,
I want to see you know that should be a feature.
What awkward thing did Lucas say to me? And by
the way, is your brother taking your father out? Well?
Your sister taking your father out? Oh yeah, there's three
of us at the table. That's right, we're all going out. Yeah,
I don't want to slide. By the way, the second book,

(01:06:49):
your father out, he gets the credit my dad. Well
wait a second, my my brother is a father too.
How does that work when the bill comes? Well, I
don't know, you're the only non Well, your sister and
you have to ship in and paying for yours also
got her husband, Fernando, he's a dad. That's problem. That's
not you have that he's in the highway. That's his problem,
so do I. But do I owe my brother? Do

(01:07:10):
I owe my brother something because it's Father's Day? No,
you should wish him a happy Father's Day and also
thank him for taking up the slack so that your father.
Just wait a second, Do I owe my brother or
anything because he No, he's not your father, but he
is a father. Doesn't matter, you don't, so, so I'm

(01:07:31):
a father, Get me a gift. We gotta go. The
boys from Denmark with the kangaroo had been Orange boys.
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