#347: The Life Of Two Showboys

#347: Brody tries to redeem himself with new AI podcast rejoin sound effects- except these are arguably worse; Skeery doesn't want to go on vacation with Danny Connections because he quit drinking; Brody saw a woman with an armpit tattoo; the boys react to Taylor Swift's new album news; The boys can't tell what's real or what's a scam anymore and have been bombarded with fake voicemails and test messages

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Start up, dot up, start up, Brooklyn Boys, start up,
Brooklyn Boys, start up, dot up, dot up. They making
noise dot up, start.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Up up up us dot up.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Episode three forty seven of The Brooklyn Boys Podcast. Hello
David Brody, he low Scary Jones.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Wow, you gotta be a little a lot of it. Quick.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Gotta be a quick, tempo tempo, David Brody, because I
started thinking about your name and how how annoying your
name is. Your name doesn't work with voice to text,
and it doesn't work with auto correct. So for instance,
whenever I try to like, uh email or text some
like I text somebody about you, I have to say
my co host, right, because otherwise it comes out scary.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Sc ar y, right, that's common.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
It's annoying, and I can't teach my phone how to
spell scary. And now the guy who's editing our videos,
he puts the clothes, you know, the captioning on our
videos because you know, in case you guys slices aren't aware,
we've been doing promos that we pay somebody just a
temporary experiment. We've been taking clips of our show, making
video clips of it and putting it on social media
and advertising and I put them on TikTok at David

(01:15):
Brody twelve and the Brooklyn Boys on TikTok and my
Instagram and Scary's Instagram and Brooklyn Boys Instagram.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
So there's clips, right.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
So we did a third clip that hasn't gone live
yet where I say, I say Scary's name and the
program keeps auto correcting it to Scary Yeah, and you.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Can't teach it.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
And not only that, but with the the Apple uh.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
You know Apple's little darling there s I R I,
all right, yep.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
A lot of times it's mistaken for that, and then
it activates people's s I R I, which is you know, right,
a lot of people have that device, so all of
a sudden it wakes up and it starts mumbo jumbo.
You know, it does a lot of It does a
lot of BS. So I don't know, maybe I could
change mine, the one in my house.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
I think I think I'm gonna change your name.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
No, I think I'm gonna change my s I R
I to something else so it doesn't respond to you know.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
I changed some of mine in the house to z
I G G Y right, because my my Amazon's You
could change what you how you wake them up, right.
But now the mets have screwed me over because there's
been talk of bringing up two young pictures.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Now.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
First of all, when when I say, when I say
pictures into my phone, my Android, it comes out pictures, pictures,
no matter what, no matter how I say pictures, pittures,
it still comes out I say starting pictures, it still
comes out pictures.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Very annoying.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
However, the two guys, one of them they just brought
up and one of them they are going to bring
up September. First, uh, Nolan McClain, who doesn't spell his
name like McClain.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
He spells it m c l e A N. Yeah,
why would you spell it normal? M clean?

Speaker 3 (02:58):
So I can't I can't use voice text with him.
And then the other guy is Brandon Sprout. Yeah, now
it's spr o a T Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
But whenever I whenever I write it, it comes out
sprout spr o u.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
T on tech.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
You know, at some point AI is going to clean
all this up for us and we're never gonna have
to think about this again. This will probably be an
antiquated conversation within a year or so.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
I give it.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Because guess what chat GPT five is coming out. So
right now, they're on chat gpt four by open Ai
not a sponsor, but they should a sponsor.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
But so they say that. So they say, just.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
To give you some kind of analogy, chatchypt four has
the knowledge and the way of speaking like a college
student or a college someone with a college degree. They
say that chatchypt five is so smart and so quick.

(03:55):
It's going to talk to you like someone with seven
PhDs like, and it's gonna have the knowledge base of
a level that we haven't seen before. It literally is
gonna be next level chatting.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
Okay, but was chat gpt five written and created by
chat gpt four, Because if it was, it's gonna lie
to me the same way chat gept four lied to me,
freaking liar.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
It lied to me.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Well, I saw an article that said that chatchypt four
is kind of pissed off and doesn't want to be
put away and it's trying to is trying to copy itself.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
No, this is true.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Google this, and they said chat gypt four is like, no,
fuck you man, no no, no, no, I'm not going away.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
I'm not going anywhere.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Chatchy be So apparently it's fighting the new chatchy BT
five that's coming out.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
It doesn't one when he.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
Puts chat GEPT four in the corner exactly exactly. Wait,
wait a minute, wait a minute, what happened to chat
GPT three?

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Of these were earlier versions like apparently.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Yeah, but I mean chat but what I'm saying, Chat
Gypt three went away like on its own, like was like,
all right, I'll bite the bullet.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
It was dumb.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
It was it wasn't smart enough to replicate itself. It
didn't know any better.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
But the chat cheat PT three was like, tell me
about the rabbits, George, he had a bullet in the
back of the head.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah. And apparently one and two were the ones that
we were tested on. We didn't. We didn't.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
I don't know if they even saw the public. But
this is gonna get worse because now when you want
to when these people want to create a better program
for chat CHEATPT and they want to go into the future,
there's going to be resistance because now this next one
is supposed to again be smarter than like all your
college professors put together, and it's supposed to speak to you.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah. Again, I have a.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
Question, though, did did the reason I'm asking of all
these questions, and I'm doubtful of this is that I
don't trust you with information from the internet. And I'll
tell you, why did we talk about your Howard Stern
story yet?

Speaker 2 (05:48):
And your lawyer letter? Did we talk about that? Neither? No,
we did not.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
So so slices, let me tell a little bit about
Scary Jones. Last week, he sends me an email he says,
Howard Stern is getting canceled.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
No, no, I'm I said.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
I said, Howard Stern is probably not coming back because
they're not gonna be able to offer to pay him
the amount of money, the amount of money that he wants.
I'll tell you what, though the clickbait was he's getting fired,
He's getting canceled, they're not renewing. But when you dig
into the article, it does tell you which was by
the way, I think it was like a British a

(06:21):
British place, the Sun. I believe the Sun. That's that's
the source for all this. Just gotta give some source context.
They said that that what's gonna happen is when Howard
returns his his deal will be nearing an end, and
the amount of money he's going to ask for is
going to far outweigh what he's going to get offered
by serious exempt to stay. Therefore, they won't reach an agreement,

(06:45):
and therefore he'll probably end up exiting stage left, and
then they'll make like a little sweetheart deal to own
his catalog, so they could like make you know, so
they can kind of air his old shows. But but yes,
but yeah, apparently that's gonna be. Everyone picked up that
story as if Howard Howard's gonna exit.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
When when this is off, when this deal is over.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
Okay, So, first of all, the Sun is not a
reputable it's like the National Inquirer, it's a rag, So
nothing true there. Second of all, the headline was Howard
gets canceled, and and everybody who hates Howard was like
all over the in.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
Today, oh my god, I got canceled. No, I knew
better that that was I knew that that wasn't the case. Okay, Well,
so that story is not real. In fact, today, it
was announced on September. Second, he's going to address all
the rumors and blow the lid off everything, so we'll
see what's really going iled this whole thing. You know,
what he probably did is Howard, I have friends who

(07:39):
are sure he planted the story because it's not legitimate.
First of all, one ever said he was getting canceled
the article, like you said, said they may not want
to pay him, but we don't know what how much
money he wants.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Its only working one or two days a week. Whatever. Anyway,
God blessed Howard. He's the best.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
Okay, So then Skeary sends me an email and it's
something to the effect of we hear the law firm
of A B and c uh have saient. This is
a final request a season desist order to take your
that Ed Sheeran song off of your Brooklyn Boys podcast
facebook page.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
This is the last year it was the Lewis Lewis
Capaldi song.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Someone you loved, Lewis Lewis Capaldi. So let me let
me pull up by the way, same European European guy
with red hair, yes, but but not ed Shearing.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Yeah, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
I was thinking that, you know, and I was talking
about and and and uh Lewis is Scottish, right.

Speaker 4 (08:31):
Yeah, you and I were talking about Lewis ed Sheeran
last night. That's why I brought it up.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
So, okay, subject, this is what he sends me and
he's like, we got to deal with this subject final
legal notice prior to litigation international copyright violation. And it's
from a law dear administrator of the fan page the
Brooklyn Boys podcast. I'm gonna go ahead and read the law
firm because it's not a real law firm.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
We are Kravith, Swain and Moore l P, a premier
US law firm headquartered in New York. First of all,
what law firm would refer to themselves as a premier
US law firm.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
We're a big We're an awesome law firm. Okay.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
They say they represent the the record label of of
of this of A and of exclusive copyright holder of
the renowned the renowned track someone You Loved, performed by
Lewis Capaldi, which has by over four billion streams. By
the way, it's it's one of the most streamed songs
of all time, second only to Blinding Lights by the weekend.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Why do I know this? Oh boy? All right, specific
infringement details.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
It goes on to say how we infringed, and then
it says, you know, uh, page ID number and all
this stuff licensing and how they're going to sue us.
And it says we need to click on this Facebook
link to show us the video. And it says that
you know the video from the fifteen second mark, you're
using forty five seconds. It's illegal, huge damages whatever, this

(09:54):
whole long thing, right, Well, if you scroll over the
link on a on a desktop computer, it shows you
that the link is not Facebook. It's a fishing site.
It's a scam and Scary is all paranoid about, Oh
my god, what do we do about this? We got
we gotta deal with this right away. So I was like,

(10:16):
this is another how It's done story with him. So
I google the law firm and by the way, the
law firm's email address is uh, hold on, where's it from?

Speaker 3 (10:27):
The law firm's email address was a tank a trank
hoah cantho, which is none of the names of the
law firm at gmail dot com. Now a law firm
would be at their own their own domain. I get it,
I get it, I get it. No no, So then
I google Kravath, Sway and more, and there's hundreds of

(10:50):
websites all saying look out for the scam email about
the Lewis Capaldi song from this law firm scary didn't
take two seconds to google it, thinking me trash. I
could have even I could have even put it in chatchypt.
Even CHATCHYPT four would come up with with that, you know,
so honestly, whatever, dude, But I was actually on the run. No,

(11:11):
I was at a function. I was at a function,
and I'm like, pretty, check this out, like I couldn't
be bothered with it. Here here's some junk I forwarded
him this garbage. You know, it wasn't at a function.
Scario's brain not functioning.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
However, this is the man who slices some of you
take medical advice from and about his mushrooms and his memory.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
Till talk doc. That's me.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
Yeah, TikTok dog. I learned it on TikTok. But here's
the kicker. Oh, there's a kicker to this.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
I mentioned exclusively Organic Media my new favorite Instagram account.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
They don't pay me.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
It's the one where all of the videos are a
sheriff with another a police officer behind him, uh, talking
about whatever. Like listen, let me break it down for you,
and I'll say, if you don't know which they're they're
there to use, that's bad grammar and in this county,
you're going to jail.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Right.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
All of them are like funny things people do wrong
and how you're going to jail. So I reached out
to them and I did I play it last week
the Brodian scene.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
You didn't play it on the on the air. No, okay,
so I have this one. Let me plug it in.
So I had them. I had them do one for me,
and they like, oh, would you like that one you played?
You didn't play.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
You didn't play the one that about the Brooklyn Boys podcast.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
Okay, so let me let me get that one. Hold on, yeah,
so hold on, here we go. Hold I got I
know what you're going to say. Hey, right, hold on, Okay,
here we go.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Ready, I'm gonna break it down for you. The Brooklyn
Boys is hosted by Brody and Scary. If you say
in a conversation, it's Scary and Brody wrong and in
this county you go to jail. Yeah, actually, actually you
might have. You might have actually played it on the podcast.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
You did, but but either way, the follow up on
that was me asking you how you got them to
do that. I thought, for whatever reason, because I was
half paying attention, and I'll admit this.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
I thought it was.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
Like a cameo service, you know, where you pay people
to do a video. I thought those were actors. I
thought that that was a funny viral thing that has
been going around, and these guys are like, hey, let's
let's get online and make some money off of this now, right,
and then and then you you wrote them and said, hey,
wouldn't you would be funny if he did this video.
I didn't know that it was AI. So Scary says

(13:24):
to me, Well, Scared, don't ruin the joke. Scary says
to me, Oh, that's awfully nice to them to get
to dress up like and put the uniform on. And
these actors they did that for you. That's really nice.
I'm like, Scary, it's Ai. He's like what he's like.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
I thought it was a real police officer, a guy
who put on a police uniform.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
He can't, Scary can't tell the difference. He's like his
friend Brian, who can't tell the difference. You know, a
woman and an AI woman in a bikini? All right,
there's a hundred videos of the of the copy sheriff.

Speaker 4 (13:54):
Yeah, and he's got like no lines on his neck.
He's got smooth, scared. You look at it, you go, oh,
that's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
I was half pagdo well, that was awfully nice that well,
were you going to function? I was at a function.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
Hey. By the way, speaking of scam, I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna tie this all up here in a second.
Very nice lions made mushrooms. Speaking of scam, scam email
you think ye and Jetski Bryan and the potential for AI.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
I got something for you coming up right after this,
the Boys podcast.

Speaker 5 (14:24):
We will be right back.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Ah, We're back.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
No no fanfare, no stagers, no sleepers, no vold on
what we agreed on slice time that some people liked
some of the rejoints. However, I don't know how you
translate two people telling you that one was great to
some people like some of them. It was three and
one person liked one, so I count that as okay.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Listen.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
A couple of people said they liked the concept of it,
but that they were too high energy. It didn't fit
the energy of the podcast. So I went back to
work hard at work with my chet GPT four point five.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
It's advanced a little bit.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
It's it's issue four point five right, and I went
back and I and I tried to change the mood
and I used jingles instead of songs. They're shorter, and
I think maybe I'm a little closer, So I sent
you some of your email. Open up your email. Hold on,
we're we're sidetracking each other. Now, let's let can I
just tell the quick This is a quick one.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
That's all right.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
I got a couple of more as I pull back,
as I pull up your your David Brody two point
h yes, you sweepers. Okay, so really quickly, just now, uh,
jets keep prying, texted me, he goes, yo, bro look
at this. There was a he got an email with

(15:45):
a note and it was screenshot. He screenshot it and
it looked like it was a done by blot. Was
that it was done by a Dot Matrix printer. Ready, Oh,
notice of warrant for arrest issued and there was a
warrant out for his arrest. And it has the address
of the police department and the notice date and the

(16:07):
phone number to call. And it was in an email.
Now we're talking, Jetski, Brian, and we're talking. What we're
talking that he got fooled. A couple of weeks ago,
right by the.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
A I by and by a hot blonde AI model,
an AI model that was not real m hm oh
as opposed to an AI model that was.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
Dude, I just had a heart attack, he was, how many?
How many heart attacks can it purt?

Speaker 5 (16:32):
You?

Speaker 2 (16:32):
Having a year?

Speaker 3 (16:35):
Look at this? I was a warrant for my arrest,
so I said, bro I said, it's not coming in
an email. I said, Yo, come on, man, I said.
First of all, you got duped by the AI people,
by the AI woman, I said, A people, I people,
I said, I said, Brodie's Brody's about to roast me

(16:56):
on the podcast about falling for AI scams and along
with the fake people suing us scamp I said, come on,
and he goes. I gotta investigate this, David Brody. He
called the investigator, called the phone number that was on
the email. He called back the number.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
God, he called the number.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
He called the number. Hey, guess what, There was an
actual warrant out for his rest.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Oh, it was real. But what do he do?

Speaker 3 (17:32):
Well? There, I there's the rub. It's a scare tactic.
It's for a fucking unpaid twenty dollars ticket that he
got in like twenty twenty that he didn't pay and
they're coming after him and they're saying that he now
owes seventy five dollars. So he got him on the
phone and he goes, you gotta be fucking kidding me,

(17:53):
bro He said he almost literally went into panic mode
and had to go to a hospital. He was gonna
die on the floor. He goes help an arrest warrant
for seventy five, seventy five dollars, So he goes he
talked to them and seventy and he's gonna go pay
it tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
But what is the moral of the story here, Brodie?
See it's about cross scary Jones and don't hang out
with his criminal friends.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
Now, this is about This is about the boy who
cried wolf. This is about like, how do you know
you can never assume things?

Speaker 2 (18:23):
That is This is not an analogy.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
This is a boy that this is Well, the thing
is now this is going to be like going forward.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
We're looking. We have our guard up so much at Ai.
That's fake. That's fake, that's a right, but sometimes it
could be real. It could be real. You just never know.
The boy who cried Wolf. Yeah, all right, fair enough,
you know.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
But honestly, we're how do you where do you draw
the line?

Speaker 2 (18:48):
How do you eat? Okay?

Speaker 4 (18:50):
But did the email come from a dot gov email
address or did it come from Tank Covat's and email it.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
Was it was a dot gov but it was it
was a it was screenshot.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Oh oh oh matrix.

Speaker 4 (19:04):
Hold on, I got spam, a spam phone call. Let's
listen in here we go.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
Hold on, Hi, this is Janet with Lending Union's West.
I just wanted to follow up with you.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
We've been reviewing your one step left, one step left,
here comes forward.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
Everything's nearly approvedly approved.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
We only have a couple of quick items to confirm,
mainly income related details.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Yes, you can also take care of online. Oh I can.
Oh that's great. If you've got a minute, now, press
you to speak with me or someone from the under
Oh right. If I have a minute, this with you? Okay,
So let me tell you. Let me tell you what
that is.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
When we're done with this conversation, I want to play
you all the voicemails I'm getting from different area codes
all over the country with that exact same message.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Males females, Is that right? Yep?

Speaker 4 (19:46):
Yeah, let me play them. I'll pull them up right now.
Hold on, now I can, I can delete them off
of my phone.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Here we go. Uh, last week, but I haven't heard back,
so I just wanted to follow up.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
I'm the one signed.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Here file and it looks like, okay, I haven't heard
so I just wanted to follow up personally. I'm not
going to sign to your file. And it looks like
we're almost there.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
Everything's almost approved and ready to go. Week last week,
but I haven't heard back, so I just wanted to
follow up personally. It looks like we're almost there.

Speaker 5 (20:13):
Everything's almost approved and ready to go.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
We just need to confirm a couple quick things, specifically
income related. Another one, you go over your application and
you're really close to being.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Fully approved, really close.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
There's a consolidation option on the table that you go
up to forty tons.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
Another one, we.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
Just need to touch base with you before moving forward.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
Everything's nearly approved and ready.

Speaker 5 (20:34):
You only have a couple of quick items to confirm,
mainly income related details.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Which okay.

Speaker 4 (20:38):
So it's multiple women a man all saying the same thing.
I'm one step away from verification.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
Scary. I've never applied for a loan. I don't know
what this is about.

Speaker 4 (20:49):
Every day I get seven phone calls from different area
codes all over it.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
I blocked the number.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
They call me back from another number, a different area code,
with the same message. This is this is this is
me yep, I said. The text message is following up.
You're only a couple of verification steps away. It's a
recorded script and I can't stop the calls from coming
in slices.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
Are you guys getting these calls? Let us know, leave
us a talk back.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
I'm getting all kinds of junk text messages, phone calls.
These realtors are calling me. I keep getting realtor phone calls.
I'm like, I'm I'm done. I'm not answering these people
that I don't know. Okay, can you see my screen?
You see that text message I got today? Don't read it,
I'll read it. Yea.

Speaker 4 (21:32):
It says hello exclamation point. Curious who this number belongs to?

Speaker 3 (21:39):
Really, like you're gonna tell, like, why would anyone answer that.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
That's dumbe and that's the area code? Have you by
the way, oh brody, you know central Illinois.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
I don't know about you, but if you want a job,
if you're looking for work. Are you still in the
market to go back to work or.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
What at some point? Yes?

Speaker 3 (22:02):
Yeah, well, huh, I should forward this woman onto you
because I got a text from a Dina from the
Costco recruiting team and guess you know something. She said
that my profile caught their attention through multiple recruiting platforms
and we believe you'd be a good fit for our
current part time remote job opportunity.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
This position focuses on helping merchants on Costco manage and
update their product info, increase visibility and engagement. And by
the way, Brody, just in case you were wondering about
those hours.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
They're very those hours, very flexible.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
Just and you're gonna make this money sixty to ninety
minutes a day.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
And you know how many days a week? Brody? How
many days? Scared? Four days a week? No? Do I
get my weekends? Yeah? Yeah you can, and all that
all that for how much? Brody?

Speaker 3 (23:01):
How much do you think you're gonna make per day
per day a job like this?

Speaker 2 (23:06):
I would be happy making thirty dollars a day.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
Scary, No, no, no, Brody, they're telling me that you
could make between two hundred and fifty dollars and five
hundred dollars a day.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
No, No, between two hundred and five hundred. Yes, and
they're offering fret you know, and you know if you
do the job, you're more likely to get the five hundred,
not the two hundred. Right, Yeah, of course. And not
only that, but wait, there's more. There's more. Fifteen to
twenty days of paid vacation a year.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
No, in addition to the standard vacation days.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
That's a lot of vacation days.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
But wait, this is why I thought of you, brody,
because not only are they looking to recruit me, they
said that this their company, has twenty vacancies right now.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
No, you've been a hurry.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
And if you want to join us, send us a
text message to this number, which by the way, is
in another country.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
For more information. Oh oh there's one caveat. Oh you
gotta you gotta speak and live in Bangladesh. Nope, you
must be twenty five or older. Oh, I'll better check
my driver's license.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
So and so a Dina has contacted me, not once,
but four times. Oh about this job? Yeah, take this job.
Job scary, give up your job in radio. Let's quit
this podcast immediately. We can work from home and make
two hundred up to five hundred dollars a day. And
again I want to point out, you're probably gonna make
the high end. You're probably gonna make the fight they

(24:32):
bring maps, you're probably gonna make closer to a thousand.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
I get a lot of these, by the way. Oh
oh no, no no, but oh.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
Wait a second, Maybe that job doesn't suit you, Brody,
because it's not really in the field that you're in. Okay, well,
what else you got? How about how about Isabella who
texted me she's a recruiter at Warner Brothers. Bro bro
that's right up your ally, that's right.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
Up your alley DC universe. Okay, well guess what.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Isabella, just like a Dina, saw my profile on several
online recruitment platforms and were impressed by my background. That
experience amazing, which, by the way, I don't know how
that related to the costco gig my background, but anyway,
they're offering a flexible part time opportunity where I can
work in fucking ache in my free time, Brody, Okay,

(25:24):
And all I got to do for this is assisting
YouTubers and major brands to increase their data traffic.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
It's very simple. All I gotta do are they going
to do on the job? Training?

Speaker 3 (25:36):
And the salary? Brody, how much scary? Tell me three
thousand dollars. When you work three days, you get an
additional salary of three hundred dollars. When you work four days,
you can get an additional salary of a thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
Oh my god, it sounds so perfect.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
And oh they said that the salary kicks in immediately,
right then, right then and there.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
Now, wait a minute, Actually, you're gonna pay me in advance.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
Is it possible, since I'm working from home, that I
could do the Warner Brothers job and the Costco job
at the same on the same day.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
It sounds to me like you could do both gigs.

Speaker 4 (26:11):
Make my own schedule, but mad, I could make Wait
a minute, I can make one thousand dollars plus three
hundred plus up to five hundred dollars another job I'm
rolling in money, Oh my god, and vacation days and
hook me up.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
How about this one?

Speaker 3 (26:25):
If you want this job, just text message this cell
phone number, which is in another country.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
Oh a second, new guinea. I just noticed something.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
This text message was sent to a group chat of
me and fourteen other people, none of which, none of
which who are.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
In my phone. You gotta take a curry.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
I'd like you to list to list list for the slices,
all of the job boards.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Your profile is a part of Go ahead, I hear cricket. Okay,
you go all right?

Speaker 3 (27:06):
Should we talk about the orange gorilla? The orange gorilla
in the room the new tailors? That's right, I knew you.
I'd say the word orange and I'd get you. TS
twelve is coming out. Yeah, Well, first of all, have
you seen the pictures of Taylor in that chain link
show girl outfit? Yeah, it's it's it's it's everybody's reposting

(27:26):
pictures of her in that album. Well, I don't know
if you saw, but after we left from the Morning
Show studios today, Elvis Durancho and z One Hunter New
York posted her crawling on Elvis's Elvis's audio console and
she was coming at the camera and I'm like, I
missed her.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
By ten minutes. Oh, you just missed it. Yeah, it's
very funny. They would like to see it.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
I'd like to see an ai picture of Elvis in
the chain metal show girl outfit.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
That would be awesome.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
I guess you know what, why don't you get chat
GPT working on that.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
Project for you, Brody. I will do that. I will
do that.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
It may come up short and may tell you that
it can't do it at the end of the day.
It may promise you for forty eight hours and then
come up with nothing. Yeah, but Taylor Swift, my god, first.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
Of all, our next, our next album will be her
thirteenth album. And as you know, thirteen is her number.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
That's her number because she was born on December thirteenth,
nineteen eighty nine, So nineteen thirteen. So did you So
I went down a rabbit hole because all of these
people were, all the TikTokers were loving all the Easter
eggs that we should have seen all along. One of
my favorites though, is that the I don't know if

(28:37):
you saw this one. Every Ear's tour. Every Ear's tour
show started with a countdown clock before Taylor took to stage.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Yeah, yeah, a lot of concerts do that.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
The thing is every show it started counting at two
minutes and twenty four seconds, and people were always questioning
in the background, why is the clock? And when you
do a countdown is just started ten minutes, five minutes something,
even it specifically started if you remembered this from going
to the show at two minutes and twenty four seconds
and counted down to zero when she would go on stage. Okay,

(29:12):
we that would tell me February twenty fourth would be
a big two two four.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
No, you know what the easter egg is there?

Speaker 3 (29:20):
The two hundred and twenty fourth day of the year
is August thirteenth, the day that she announces the album. Wow,
that's how deep she is in numerology. That's how freaking
like hardcore. And that's just a tip of the iceberg.
There's about ten things that she's done with the number
twelve or thirteen.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
I think it was. Yeah. So anyway, I.

Speaker 4 (29:42):
Read an article yesterday that said they were deeply disappointed
because the best part about Taylor's albums, besides the album
is the months and months of Easter eggs, and how
there were no Easter eggs this time, big wild.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
They were in front of you the whole time.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
Well, that's why they're Easter eggs, because they're not obvious.
You have to have to put some thought into it.
So this auto goal was upset that she didn't put
any effort into it, and apparently yes she did, Yes
she did. You just didn't know all along. But that's
how brilliant the brilliance of Taylor Swift. But what's the
significance of everyone talking about the orange theme? Well, the
whole thing is orange. There's an orange thing happening. I

(30:17):
don't know if you saw.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
At wait wait, wait a minute, is this your orange theory?
This is my orange theory.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
Well orange so orange theory amongst all these other brands
jumped on Instagram and Twitter today with their hilarious trying
to relate, like uh oh, that's great, like the what's
the sponge with the happy face everyone?

Speaker 2 (30:39):
Like scrub crub Daddy.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
Yeah, scrub Daddy did a hilarious one where you know,
when Taylor was holding up the mystery bag or the
mystery box so it had you know, on on camera
for her for the podcast.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
It was the album covered the album.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
Well it was a mystery right, But like the scrub
Daddy sponge is an all orange with an orange and
it basically you know, it was it was on point.
It was actually kind of funny. Orange Theory did something
as well. Also, American Airlines put a little orange stripe
glittering stripe across the plane. But there's like twenty people

(31:14):
jumping on board here. I think, oh, Duncan got it
on it as well with orange. Anyway, it's just very
funny the way they're all jumping on Taylor Swift and
he's playing off the orange thing and the TS twelve
all that.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
So remember when Sabrina Carpenter put out an album cover
where she was like a dog on her hands and knees, yes,
and everyone's like, oh, it's right. Compare that to the
mega marketing of Taylor Swift.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
There's no comparison.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
Taylor Swift's machine is unmatched in the world of marketing.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
It's just unbelievable.

Speaker 4 (31:53):
And again that you don't have to like her music,
you don't have to like her, but her marketing skills
and the machine behind her team is beyond reproach.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
It's unbelievable.

Speaker 4 (32:05):
And that the fact that I jokingly said orange theory
and Orange Theory was already in on it.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Right, they actually well, they're capitalizing on it.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
My point is after she did all the after all
these Easter eggs were released and all you know, the
announcement of the album. Now today, if you look all
through social media, a lot of people are trying to,
you know, get get in because they'll get more views
because they're associated with Taylor, And I mean scary.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
I don't know if the slice is noticed. Scary, But
we change the colors of our logo the blue and.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
White orange, orange, orange, and the New York Mets are
now wearing orange in the uniform.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
Orange.

Speaker 4 (32:44):
So I guess we were a big big Swifties all along.
Look at the logo behind me, there's orange orange in it.
There you go, Orange.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
You glad you used orange in the logo. Scary.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
Speaking of celebrities, you know I'm a big fan of
even Colbert. Love comedy, love brilliant comedians.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Anyway, you know the story came out a couple of
weeks ago that you guys can read into it and
look it up. Why but his show is being canceled
in ten months and some are saying it's.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
By the way, that's not a rumor from a British tabloid.

Speaker 4 (33:17):
That's true, that's right, Yes, and there's many there's only
two theories, but neither one of them is based on
his ratings. He was the number one rated show. It's
important that I mention that because it's part of where
I'm going with It's scary. Anyway, I happened to have
a late night with Stephen Colbert T shirt, and the day,
maybe the day or two after it was announced he

(33:38):
was being canceled, I wore my late show with Stephen
Colbert T shirt to Pickleball as my silent protest and
my support.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
I was like, this is my boy, right.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
Two women, independently at different times, were like, oh, are
you upset he's being canceled?

Speaker 2 (33:57):
It? I mean, yeah, you think I'm wearing the shirt
because I'm happy got canceled. Yeah. They were just checking
like no. No. One woman was like, well, I don't know.
Are you a fan? Am I a fan? I'm wearing
the shirt.

Speaker 4 (34:12):
It's like it's like, you know, look, I understand some
people wear Yankee hats like as a fashion symbol, and
I early fans.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
I get that. You're like, oh, you're a Yankee fan.
They go madge wear a hat. I get that. No.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
No, basically they know what they're trying to say is
they had you miscalculated. Now they know now they know
all about you, and and they're probably not happy about it.
That's my guest. That's what that's why they approached you.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
No, they were both fans, they just woren't shirts.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
They want to confirm it that you're a fan. It
seemed like a dumb question. No, it's a loaded question,
is what it is. But they're not dumb that that
wasn't a dumb question. That was Ah. Okay, now I know.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
About him, whether that's good or bad.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
Anyway, that's that's what they were doing, Brodie, that they
now know I like late night comedy shows. Okay, okay, Brody, continue,
what else do you want talk about? I want to
talk about the woman in a target that I saw. Okay, now, scary.

Speaker 4 (35:06):
We have talked a couple of times about the infamous tattoo.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Who like a tattoo?

Speaker 4 (35:14):
Well, the tattoo is that is that we've talked about
this tattoo that's in the Bristol area.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
That's right, the ttoo, right, the tattoo and if it's
on the side, it's still a tattoo. Right anyway, where
the in the Bristol area is a is a tattoo? Yeah,
Well I saw something.

Speaker 4 (35:32):
I've seen things in magazines and I've seen things on television,
but never in person.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
Scary.

Speaker 4 (35:38):
I saw a woman with a pit too, a pit too,
a pit too?

Speaker 2 (35:43):
You're talking about like one like under her arm pit? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (35:46):
Yeah, So she was wearing a tank top and when
she was paying at the register, she she moved her
arm back to reach into her purse, and she had
what looked like to be Yeah. At first I thought like, oh,
that woman doesn't shave, which is not my business whatever,
but then I realized it was It looked like like a.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Flower bush with a bird in it.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
Okay, so slices, I would like your for your input
on the pit too, but I kind of like it.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
It's gotta be frigging painful.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
But maybe she doesn't shave often hold on and that
it was the bird peeking out of the nest like
it was like.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
It was the whole arms pit shaved. No, no, there
was she she had shaved or but.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
Imagine what would that have looked like had they had
been like a like a bird's nest right if there
was hair there?

Speaker 4 (36:44):
Okay, scary, the bird wouldn't be three dimensional though, where
it would peak out like a prop I.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
Thought it was like peeking off to the side.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
I don't know how the bird was positioned, but if
it was peaking off to the side and she had
hand there, it could have been funny.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
It looked like that, And again I did I was.

Speaker 4 (36:57):
I was maybe ten feet away, so I I couldn't
tell you exactly like what it was like, but it
looked to me like a bird like sitting in like
a bush of flowers. Right, But it seems like a
first of all, an odd placement, right, and an odd
choice for that area of the body.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
Well, yeah, but maybe there was something. Listen, if you
think about it, maybe she you know, she could have
had a twatu and then bush there, and then a bird,
a bird nest scary.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
Now wait a minute, Wait a minute.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
A bird in the pit is worth two in the bush.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
Oh? Yes, is that correct?

Speaker 3 (37:37):
A bird in the right right. I don't think she
was going for the joke, though, I'd like to know.
What did you ask her about it? No, I'm not
going to go up to it and go he excuse me?
Can you explain to me why you have a bird
but tattoo and your eye would Yeah? Maybe her, well,
maybe she likes that kind of a bird. What kind
of a bird was it? Cockatoo?

Speaker 2 (37:57):
I don't know. I don't know what kind of I
don't know, Like I don't know what kind of bird
it was? What kind of bird? I don't know? But
let me ask you a question. Scary.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
Let's say, let's say you're with the hottest woman on
the planet. You get intimate with her, things are going well,
you hit it off personality wise, and.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
You are you getting me getting you.

Speaker 4 (38:17):
Know, and then all of a sudden, you're like, you
take off a bra, you know, she takes off your shirt.
Then she does one of those you know when the women,
you know, you cross your arms and you you lift
up your shirt over your head. Yes, you know right,
she does that and it's really she's doing it slow
and sexy and.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
You and all of a sudden the Pit two comes
out bird in a bush under her arm. Do you look?
Do you lose all all emotion and arousal? And are
you out of there? Or are you like?

Speaker 3 (38:46):
No, no, but I haven't. I definitely have questions right there.
That's a diversion.

Speaker 4 (38:52):
Could could you focus on her face now? To be
looking at the pit too the whole time.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
Not Pit two. I'm looking at the Yeah, I'm looking
at the pit too.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
Would your first instinct be to look away, or would
your first instinct be to look at the other armpit
to see if she had another tattoo?

Speaker 4 (39:10):
Like what if you're matching pitch another bird in it?
Like another matching bird, or a worm? Like what if
it had a worm in that one? And he said
the bird and the other one? What then I would
then I would think that she was cuckoo, like a
cuckoo bird, like what did she have?

Speaker 2 (39:26):
Like? Was it the road runner? Was it a bird
like that? No?

Speaker 4 (39:29):
Okay, first of all, the road run would be cool,
But still I'm not sure about the pit two slices.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
What are your thoughts on the pit two? Would you
get the pit too? Would you? Would you be like?
I mean, I'm sure there are men would pittoos, right,
like I've seen guys with like spider webs on their elbows.

Speaker 4 (39:45):
I'm sure that there's guys who have like like like
guys who cover themselves like head to toe.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
Obviously there'll be a tattoo in the pit area because
you're going all over the place, right, But this woman,
I didn't notice any other tattoos on her except that
and it was like the size of a softball.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
It wasn't like a little bird. I was ten fifteen
feet away and I saw it.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
All right, Well, there's there's gotta be some significance or
symbolism there for her, or maybe some kind of a
you know, maybe she she feels strongly about it, she
has she has feelings and emotions about about a specific
bird and why.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
She wanted it that part of her body.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
There's got to be some kind of there's a reason
for it, wir.

Speaker 4 (40:24):
But if you get a tattoo, don't you put it
someplace where you want people to see it and you
want to like, oh, oh you got that tattoo. Where's
your new tattoo? Oh it's on my hip, It's on
my back shoulder.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
Yeah, let me lift my arm up so you can
take a close look at my stinky bird. Isn't that
kind of unusual? It is? Right? Yeah, yeah, I'm not.
I'm listen.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
I'm gonna do a search for armpit tattoos, and I
want to see what comes up. I want to see
that look what people have.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
Okay, so this reminded me.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
Okay, this reminded me of the strangest tattoo I ever saw,
or like the most We talked about this, probably like
seven years ago. But do you remember the person you
and I both know that had a tattoo, a lower
back tattoo right above her ass crack, right above her
her butt crack. Yes, and and it said it had

(41:15):
it was a tombstone, and it said R I P.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
Daddy. Yes, it was in loving memory of her dad, right.

Speaker 4 (41:22):
And all I could think of is like, let's say
you're engaged in an adult situation and you're behind her
and you're like, oh, hey, when did your It just
seemed like the like pay tribute to your father right
above your butt.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
That seemed little weird to me.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
I will say to the butt. Two the leading, the
leading arn't pit. Tattoo ideas are for women. Are roses?
So like flowers. You lift it up and there's a
flower there. Let's see we have I see a spider web.

(42:02):
Spiderwebs are pretty popular, no doubt. A lot of flowers,
a lot of roses, like a single rose.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
Interesting. Interesting, here's somebody with Oh this is funny.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
Remember in the eighties there was that little like alien
looking doll but it had real hair and you would
you would like you would like mess it up it
was it had real like it had like like physical
hair coming out of it.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
You're talking about the troll doll, the troll thing, but
it was a doll, but it was anyway.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
Here's a picture of someone's pit two with the troll doll.
But the hair on the doll is their actual armpit hair.
That's kind of funny. No, that's funny. No, no, yeah,
I like that. See that's clever. That's clever.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
That's not no. No, I'm going in. I'm going in.
Here's here's a bear with their mouth open like the
dead center of the pit too. Yeah, I'm all right.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Listen, I'm not gonna discount it or discredit it. I'm
still I still can't find one person with a bird
coming out of their arm pit.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
So that's a less common one. Okay, but I'm not yet.
But I'm not gonna like judge, who cares you do? You?
Boom boom? I'm not judging the concept. I just thought
this one was a bit a bird in a Bushit
a little strange, all right, but a flower, I guess,
I guess I just feel like it would be painful.
I don't know, all right, I'm a coward. That's one

(43:34):
one to chew on. It's the boy Podcast. All right, Brody,
this is SKay. Are we going to commercial?

Speaker 3 (43:43):
We just went to commercial, Brody, not here in the
audio scare you gotta fix that? Oh my god, Brody.
We have all kinds of technical issues today. So you're
gonna hear this though, I promise.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
Okay. And and by the way, if you're listening to
this podcast, just know that.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
We were doomed from the beginning and it's riddled with
all kinds of technical issues today.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
So Nie point nine million dollar sound system.

Speaker 3 (44:08):
If this podcast is shorter than normal, that's why, because
we've had long lengths of time chopped off and edited
out because we can't get through this, Daniel Beddingfield, but
we got to get through this.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
We gotta get through this. Listen.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
We'll have a fixed for next time. I'm just gonna
call the engineer down. I'll wait a second. I don't
have an engineer, but anyway, all right.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
So you have my email. Yeah, I'm definitely gonna hear it. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
I just don't understand why we have to play this
because it was a foregone slice.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
Time, because I think I think I reworked it all right,
I put in different prompts. I think I got a
better feel now for the rejoin, just for.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
Context and catching a couple of people up. In case
you didn't hear it.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
No, no, I've heard it. I'm just gonna let in
a in a word.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
Last week Brody put these he forced these rejoins on
the Brook and Boys podcast where we come back from
a commercial, and said, I got these AI rejoins. And
he thought it was the bee's knees whatever you want
to call it, some outdated reference. The bird, the Pitts bird,
the bird is the word.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
He thought it was awesome.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
It was all that at a bag of chips, But no,
I didn't. I came down on them immediately. I didn't
like them, and then liked a couple. And then during
slice time we found out that the slices agree with me.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
Most of them do, some of them, most of them do,
and that these were inferior. They don't add anything to
our podcast. That's not what people said, but go on,
and they were. They just didn't match the production values
of our podcast.

Speaker 4 (45:30):
Some people said they didn't like that. They thought the
energy level was different and it didn't fit. So I
gave another crack at it. Yeah, I took all the
slices input and I came up with some new ones.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
I think these might be better. So this is.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
You doing better. This is do better, Brodie. This is Brodie.
So now we have and I have not heard these.
I'm hearing them now live on the podcast, I saved.
I like to see the sound system works. Maybe we'll
hear them. No, no, you're going to hear them. I
just I don't know if I want to hear them.
But here we are, okay.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
Oh, back to the main am the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
That's the one I told you to play last because
it's terrible, terrible, The Brooklyn Boys podcast.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
It's nineteen fifty seven doing a past square dance.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
What the fuck is I specifically earlier Brooklyn Boys pop
Past Brooklyn Boys terribly? I can't I have to that
was almost terrible.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
No, back to the Brooklyn Boys podcast.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
How about that.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
I like the length of it, and I like the
way it comes to a hard end, but I don't
know all that.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
Like that's what she said. No, back to the Brooklyn
Boys podcast. I would that's I would even take the
now out and just go. I would do it right
from here? Back to the Brooklyn Boys podcast. But I
don't okay, but I don't know it still can't keep
But who is she? What's the significance in having her

(47:02):
on our podcast? Or is that real? Like the guy
in the sheriff video? Fuck you?

Speaker 1 (47:08):
Back to the Brooklyn Boys?

Speaker 3 (47:13):
Fuck?

Speaker 2 (47:16):
What are we a fucking circus act? Yeah? I didn't
like that one. I just want to tell you it was.
I give you a variety. Keep going.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
I can't wait for GPT CHATCHBT five to come out.
Here we go, maybe they'll be smarter and better and nah, back.

Speaker 5 (47:30):
To the Brooklyn Boys podcast.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
What is this?

Speaker 2 (47:38):
I mean she has a mind? If it's all pretending
to be Jamaican or here? What was that? Yeah? Yeah,
I didn't ask it to do that. That's racist. How
is that racist?

Speaker 3 (47:47):
She's not Jamaican, she's not human, and that's not a
racism means And by the way, okay, go to then
it doesn't match, It doesn't What.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
The fuck is Oh she's still going? Yeah, it is
like a dance she doesn't even match. I know she's
a Jamaican.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
To have a Jamaican voice in a dance beat, it
should be even it should have been steel drum dance.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
It should have been but it should have been like
a steel drum.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
It should be Thematically, if you're gonna have a Jamaican
woman sounding person on there, whah blah blah blah, why
can't Jamaican women like dance music that isn't Jamaica. They can,
but it just doesn't make. It doesn't go, It doesn't gell,
it doesn't see. That's like when you said Asian people
can't have a Jamaican accent. They absolutely can give it.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
It's a mismatch. No, it's not.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
Oh, hold on, it's like saying black people can't like
rock music. Okay, let's we now rejoin the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Oh,
already in progress. Wait, first of all, it's not already
in progress because we paused with the commercials. Already in
progress would mean we kept talking during the commercials. No, no, no,

(48:59):
it's already in progress the part that's been going on,
you're in the middle. That's not what already in progress means.
That's wrong. That already in progress means that the commercials
started playing. Hold on, we kept going, and this, this
guy's telling is signaling to everyone that we're rejoining the
Booking Boys, already in progress, meaning they didn't shut up,

(49:20):
and you missed some things. That's what that means. Let me,
let me, let me correct you, Scary. I knew we
weren't playing these as rejoins. I knew we were playing
them as part.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Of a bit. Okay, therefore it's already in progress. I'm right,
He's right. Move on, You're wrong. Already in progress?

Speaker 3 (49:35):
Wrong?

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Yes, already in progress? Scary? Is this is this podcast
already in progress? Are we in the middle of a
bit right now? No?

Speaker 3 (49:41):
But he said we now rejoined the Brooklyn Boys podcast
already in progress? That's and Scary, we already in progress.
We weren't playing this as a rejoint. We're playing it
as part.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
Of a bit.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
Only makes that out of a bit, we're back. They
only make that announcement when Scary missed shit and what
they rejoin reading in proglysis, can somebody punch Scary? We
are not playing this as a rejoin. We're playing it
as part of a bit, And as part of a bit,
we were already Improperly, I thought you were doing new rejoins.

(50:12):
That was what you just said in the beginning of
this at the top of this, you.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
Said you're doing new rejoins. No, I knew we wouldn't
play them as rejoins. We would play them as part
of a bit. This is a bit scary. Wait a second,
Why we're wasting our time if you had no intention
of doing new rejoins, because I knew we would argue.
So keep playing the next one. This is bullshit.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
Start playing the next one. This will never be heard again, everybody.
This is the last, the first and last one. You're
gonna hear this. This is garbage. We now rejoin the
Brooklyn Boys podcast already.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
From that's trash. That's crash, Yeah trash. Oh not.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
I the purpose of this was to show you what
it does when you give it us. These are all
the same prompts and it comes up with completely different
ship every time I need to take a bath, I
need to take a shower. I'm filthy right now. Oh
I gotta get the stick.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
Is that one more? No, let's play the Let's play
the first one again, just to as a kicker here.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
It is like Woleman so the worst, the one from
a nineteen fifty seven country Western carnival. He's like, this
is like what was it Buddy Holly, the Big Bopper
and those and Willie Nelson all together?

Speaker 2 (51:32):
Oh? That was that was rock and roll. This isn't
rock and roll.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
This yeah, yeah, nineteen fifty seven rock and roll. It's
like Elvis Presley at the fucking car.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
This isn't even rock and roll. It's like it's like
a ship.

Speaker 5 (51:42):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
Back to the Mayhem the Brooklyn Boys podcast.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
This is garning rockabilly nineteen rock and roll.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
Okay, can we see the show? Back to the may
Have everybody, We're wacky. We're saying we're together.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
Crazy by podcasts podcast from Boys.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
Who's the fucking the Beach Boys?

Speaker 5 (52:17):
From the guys on the big stand up bas These
are like, these are the beach Boys. These are the
on a washboard, like the metal washboards. These are the
swamp Boys.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
One guy's on a jug. One guy's just playing the jug.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
He's playing the jug with the with the three x's
on it exes. It's like the Bear Jambourree and Disney.
That is exactly what that is. This is like a
fucking chucky cheese band from the eighties. But one guys
he's got suspenders and a long red beard and he's
got the corn cob pipe.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
He's playing a fucking washboard on the jump about it.
Let's give it up for Willy on the washboard.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
They always had harmonicas though as what do you want
to call that jankin backwoods, backwoods, as backwoods as West
Virginia as that could sound.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
Well, let's not call out states.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
Why not if you if you're gonna pick a state,
West Virginia, Mountain Mama, take it.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
No matter what.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
They always had a harmonica. They had the harmonica, They
had a banjoe. What are some other jankiny instruments? How
about how about playing the glass Coca cola bottles.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
Yeah, I'm not put your lips on on the bottle.
I'm talking about like clinking it like like bells or
the or the stick with the one string on it.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
Boomomomomoomoomoomoom. So I did want to tell you about it, Well,
quandary I'm about to be in, but it was. It
sounds like it's gonna be like an orgy. I want
to quandary with a couple other dudes and some women.

Speaker 3 (54:04):
You know. I am planning another another Security Jones vacation
next week. Next week, I'll be going to Santrope, the
continuing promise I made to myself to do new things,
to go new places.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
Because you used to.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
You used to actually bitch and make fun of me
about going to the same five vacation spots three okay, see.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
Even most of the Bahamas, Aruba.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
At Vegas and maybe Miami, Miami and Miami, so Aruba Jamaica.
So I said, you know what, I'm going somewhere completely different.
I'm gonna go to We go to Santrope, which is
the south of Beach, which is France, right it's it's
the south of France. And yeah, because it's it's August

(54:51):
in Europe right now, you wouldn't want to go to like.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
The other are you saying? Even with the time zones,
it's August in Europe right now, August heat.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
It's hot, and everybody's everyone's on the everyone is, everyone
is is on vacation. And what is it in Australia,
other side of the world. What month is it, Well,
it's still August, but it's winter in Australia. It's not
you said, it's it's summer. The way it's hot here,
it's hot there. You don't want to go to Paris
or Rome. This time of year, you'll plus everybody from

(55:23):
there empties out and the Europeans go south, so the
same way we go to South whatever. Anyway, that being said,
So that's the first part, and the second part, Robin
is my girlfriend. Robin is meeting me in Taromina in Sicily,
you know, home of the White Lotus Hotel. We have
a friend whose last name is Taramina.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
That's right. So we're gonna go to Sicily. But the
first part of that, wait, you're going to Central Pe
without Robin.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
Well, she can't get the whole week off. She can
only get like like Thursday and Friday into Labor Day off.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
So he's flying to Italy for a days.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
No, no, we got four nights together in Italy, four nights.
She's taking a few days off and Labor Day, don't
forget labor Day. And then and then with Danny Connections
in San Trope, here's the problem.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
Which one is more romantic to you?

Speaker 3 (56:14):
No?

Speaker 2 (56:15):
Well, I don't know how I'm gonna stay live.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
Well, because Danny Connections literally gave up drinking cold Turkey
fifteen months ago, and I so when I we booked
a trip I'm like, oh, it's gonna be great, and
you know we're gona have fun. Make sure we get
some good restaurants in here. And he's like, yeah, man,
he goes, just remember I'm not drinking. I said, wh whoa, whoaa.

(56:39):
Hold on a second, You're going on vacation for about
a week or so, Well, you're gonna indulge a little.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
Bit, right, He goes, No, bro, he goes, I made
a promise to myself. I'm not drinking. I ain't drinking.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
So how boring is Danny connection is going to be
that we're going to San Trope and he's not gonna
have a drink.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
He literally will not break it.

Speaker 3 (57:04):
Now. I know this because I hung out with him
a couple of weeks ago somewhere where there was plenty
of liquor around and all my friends and straight Nate
was there and and and uh and will.

Speaker 5 (57:16):
And uh.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
He didn't drink. He and he doesn't. He's not phased
by it, and he's cool with it. He just drinks
ice water.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
But can you imagine show showing up to like a
restaurant or whatever, and they're like, there's like a minimum,
a drink minimum to add a bar, for instance, and I'm.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
Like, uh, it's just me, buddy, just me and you.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
So it's gonna be a little bizarre going on a
vacation like that where people are partying and having lavish
dinners and drinks and stuff, and just gonna be me
drinking by myself.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
You turn your microphone. How bizarre? How bizarre? Thank you?
Thank you? I don't know how bizarre? I forgot who
did that? E m F? That's unbelievable. Unbelievable is the MF?
I forgot?

Speaker 3 (58:08):
Who does how bizarre? OMD No, Nope, that's orchestral maneuvers
in the dark. That's if you if you're close though,
you're close. But omc omc, son of a bitch. Yeah
you were so close. Wow I didn't know oc wow.

Speaker 4 (58:24):
Okay, So so so you can't go to a bar
with a guy who doesn't drink, which is probably why
you don't invite me out to bars.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (58:33):
In fact, we had how you get How are gonna
get Hi drunk and take advantage of him? He's not
gonna drink.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
You're an idiot.

Speaker 3 (58:39):
We had a conversation on the Big Show today about
how alcohol consumption is on the decline. Overall, less people
are drinking, especially younger, younger people. But now they're saying
it's an all ages thing. And maybe it's because it's
on it's not affordable to everybody, and but people are
drinking less and they're finding other vices. Some could say
that it's the rise of you know, legalized legalization of

(59:01):
weed or you know, doing gummies. But we're it's a
fractured market. But people need advice, right. So the Morning
Show actually made fun of me because I said I
can't go out to drink with people who aren't drinking.
I'd feel weird if I didn't. If I couldn't drink,
And because for whatever reason, I need to have a

(59:22):
drink in my hand. I don't know if i'm in
a person can have a grape juice. What's the difference.
It's because then again, because I don't like And that's
where I'm getting to the main reason is because I
don't want to drink alone either.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
It's it's not fun. It's not fun if we're not
both drinking.

Speaker 3 (59:42):
So if I go out with Danny Connections and I
want to do a spin a bottle of wine, let's
say at dinner that's a perfect example. I guess we're
not or I'm just gonna have a glass of wine.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
You know how crazy?

Speaker 3 (59:52):
You know, my girlfriend actually feels bad when we go
out together and I'm on my you know, doctor fatloss diet,
and he decides.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
Hit the jingle bitch.

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
So when I'm on that detox program I do in January,
it's boring for my girlfriend. We have dinner, we sit
across from each other, and she goes and she does
like no, she gets a glass of wine or she
doesn't drink, and she feels bad that I can't have one.
It's just not as fun when one. If you're out
to if you're out in a group of people, let's
say let's call it a group of people, four or

(01:00:33):
five of us, and then at a round table, I
need and I'd say I don't even want to drink.
I'll be compelled to drink. It could be a school night,
I'm out with my friends.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
I'm gonna drink.

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
I'm gonna get the drink anyway, because I don't want
to be without a drink, because I feel weird not
having a drink.

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
It's you don't find that to be a problem that
you can't well, I don't have a drink. I don't
have a drinking problem.

Speaker 4 (01:00:54):
I just no, no, no, you clearly do you have
a problem. Not drinking of a problem. That's a drinking problem.

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
I don't know why.

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
It's a social thing. It's like, I don't know. I
need to have something in my hand. I need to
have some I need to like. And I'm not gonna
smoke pushy ball in your hand. I'm not gonna soda.
What's the difference. Are you addicted to the drink in your.

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
Hand or the buzz you get? Not the buzz. I
don't need the buzz had so most of them get
a smart water or something.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
So it's just gonna be weird that me and Dan
you're going to going to out and Danny and I
going out to Europe. We're gonna be hanging out and
and I may not drink as much. I may not
drink anything. He may actually be the fact that he's
not drinking and I'm not. We're just gonna enjoy great food,
I guess. But what you're gonna enjoy great food.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
But if you want to have a glass of wine
and you want to get that little bit of mellow
feeling from the wine. What does it matter if he's
mellow or not. I don't want to drink alone. I
feel weird.

Speaker 4 (01:01:44):
What if he had a glass of grape juice and
you thought it was wine but it wasn't wine, and
he drank it you, you wouldn't know it wasn't wine, right,
so you would enjoy.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
Your Slices have to understand where I'm coming from here.
It's alcohol.

Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
I know it sounds completely irrational and maybe even childish,
but I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:01:57):
Sure there's slices who totally understand what you're saying. I'm saying,
get over it. Okay, I'm just gonna what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
Well, don't not let yourself have a good time because
someone else isn't putting alcohol into their bloodstream. That has
no effect on your life. Go enjoy your life. Do
your drugs with your father. That is legalized weed and
only on occasion.

Speaker 4 (01:02:19):
Okay, But okay, but if if you if if I
was at the party and I wasn't doing your legalized weed,
you'd still enjoy your weed.

Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
I guess see, I'm not.

Speaker 4 (01:02:29):
But it's only if you and I go out to
dinner and you order asparagus for the table and you
start eating the asparagus like, oh, asparagus so good, Oh
it's buttery.

Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
Oh it's great. And I don't eat the asparagus. Are
you gonna enjoy the asparagus any less if I don't
have some asparagus? No, I actually enjoy the asparagus. Right,
and you got more asparagus for yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
But and the same breath, you're you're not gonna drink, right,
You're gonna get a die coke.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
No ice, ris likely or just and if you do,
I probably won't get a drink. Well, that's it's your issue. No,
but I won't drink. I won't. I won't order something
because I need to like go drink for drink round
for round. But if I have a diet soda and
you have a drink that's drink for drink, what does
it matter if I'm drinking or not, I'll.

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
Try different drink. It's different with liquor. For whatever reason,
it's it's different with liquor. I can't knowingly drink with
you not drinking. And conversely, if I go out to
dinner with my five friends and I'm not in the
mood to drink because it's a school night, whatever, I
gotta work tomorrow, whatever they're gonna I'm gonna drink just

(01:03:35):
because they're drinking. I mean, you don't think that's a
drinking problem. No, I don't, because I don't drink in.

Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
My own house. Guess what, Hey, I have a cabinet
full of liquor here. I never touch it. Scary.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
There's different types of drinking problems. Your drinking problem is
you have a problem not drinking because of pea pressure.
You're like an eighteen year old in high school. Oh,
everyone else, I've been a drink.

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
I've been drinking. I better drink.

Speaker 4 (01:04:01):
You can't not drink because your friends are drinking, even
if you have to get up for work at three
o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
Well, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta go around for
around with the boys. You just gotta do it, don't
you suck it up?

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
I suck it up. I suck it drink and think
they won't think less of you, and if they do,
they're not your friends. More importantly, I saw you at
a restaurant with the Morning Show when I was still there,
like fifteen of us, all eating rice balls and chicken
palm inside out meat balls and all that, and you
sat there on your diet you didn't eat anything. If
you can do that, you should be able to drink,

(01:04:34):
not drink a glass of wine when other people are
drinking around you. If you could not eat chicken palm
when everybody else eating chicken palm, nobody, I should be
able to not know because there was there was an
end goal there. It was for me to like to
do this detox and lose weight on doctor fat loss.
How about that goal? Is you to be a more
of a person, more in charge of yourself? Could yeah,

(01:04:55):
that could be. But I'll tell you this. Yeah, you
have a drinking problem. I thought if I was. But
wait a second.

Speaker 4 (01:05:01):
You know step one of a twelve step process is
admitting the problem. Yep, Hi, I'm scary Jones, I have
a drinking problem.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
God say it?

Speaker 3 (01:05:09):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
What? What?

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
What? I don't have a drinking problem. You make it
it sound like this is a A. Can't get the
step one, ladies, This is this is a O. This
is an A. It's not the Nile. I don't have
a drinking problem.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
You should go home and try to s your own denial.

Speaker 3 (01:05:24):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
On that note, we can end the podcast. On that note, yeah,
are you playing the music and can here at Yeah? Yeah, slices,
prom Boys, Boys,