#348: Blouse Puppies At The Groomer

#348: Skeery debates giving a lesser wedding gift to a friend who is getting married for a 2nd time; Brody's aggravating trip to the dog groomer; The boys realize AI has a long way to go after they discover it making bad mistakes about the both of them;  Brody scammed his way into getting 2 1/2 burritos for the price of 1; the boys discuss being bypassed or screwed over at work by people who work for them; the boys fantasize about what they would expect for a $5,000 per night hotel stay after Skeery finds out that's the price of a certain hotel in Sicily

 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Start up, dot Up, Start Up. Brooklyn Boys, start up.
Brooklyn Boys, start up dot up? They making noise?

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Not up, start up, dat Up, Episode three forty eight,
The Brooklyn Boys Podcast, Hello, David Brody.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Scary Jones. I've got a feeling that this podcast is
gonna be our best podcast since three forty seven. You
think so good? I fee that's how great it is.
I have a good feeling about it. Yeah. Yeah, it's
such a good feeling to know you're alive. It's such
a happy feeling. I don't ever do it. That's mister Rogers,
is it? And when you wake up ready to say

(00:45):
I think I'll make God happy New Day. You don't
remember that from mister Rogers. I do. But you don't
have a cardigan on, you don't have comfortable shoes on.
So where's mister mcphielmy mister mcpheely. Oh, I don't know.
There might have been some extracurricular activity there, No, absolutely not,
not mister Rogers. The movie, the mister Rogers movie, which

(01:08):
was what was the People in your Neighborhood or neighborhood
or mister whatever whatever that movie was called with Tom Hanks,
doesn't matter. It was fantastic, really good where he played
mister Rogers. Really good. It was too short, it was
I don't I don't know if I saw it. That's
how short it was. I don't think I saw the movie. No,

(01:29):
I mean I knew it came out. In fact, that year,
I dressed as mister Rogers for Halloween. Oh, it was
a beautiful day in the neighborhood. It was called Yeah
I had I had the card again and the tie.
I had a couple of hand puppets, if you know
what I mean. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, you know
what was it? What was the what was the fucking

(01:51):
the woman? Don't don't puppis when it comes to the
woman with the pup the big beak nose. But the
queen uh no, oh, I could see her. I could
see her face in my head right now. She made
Elaine fans, Lady Elaine Fairchild. Okay, yeah, wow, Oh you
had Grace Queen Sarah, Queen Sarah Saturday, Lady Elaine. I think,

(02:15):
yeah that that was an interesting show. Yeah, and ex
the Owl and Daniel Tiger. I didn't really like mister
Rodgers as a kid. I mean, I understand and I
respect him an adults. How how old are you that
you knew mister Rodgers when he was a kid. No,
when I was a kid. Wow, you know when I
was you know, growing up, because I grew up on

(02:36):
mister Rogers. Wait a minute, you grew up on mister
Rogers and Nick human Eye. How'd you guess? Wow, that's
quite quite a variety. There was such a well rounded
person of fielding hate comments. They put up a video
of me from the Big Show today chirping about third
quarter scary. Nope, going to another wedding, not the not

(02:59):
the wedding, not the Whynesday wedding. By the way, in
a couple of wednesdays, I gotta go to that wedding.
It's coming up very soon. Oh I can't wait. Wait
few more wednesdays to go. But this one is about
another wedding. I was invited to where my friend is
getting married for the second time. And all I did

(03:20):
was go on the air and say, hey, the fact
that this is the second marriage for this guy. I mean,
no matter what the day or time, or what size
of the affair it was, he gets a lesser gift. Right.
Wait a minute, wait, wait, first of all, was it her.
Is it her second marriage? Ooh, no, because that has

(03:42):
the factor anyway if it's her first marriage. No, but
I'm friends to him. And how long was this first marriage?
How long did that last? Like? Five years? Five years?
Broke up, met someone new, He's getting married again, and
I'm like, how long? How long between marriages? How long
after the first one ended? Thear is he getting married
the second one? It's been about four years? Mmm mm

(04:05):
hmmm hmm yeah, uh so? Uh and I did you
have a big wedding the first time? Did you become
a generous gift, big wedding, generous gift? Yeah? You didn't
really get your return on investment? Then, right, Well I'm
never gonna get my return on investment because I'm not
getting married. Remember hello, No, no, no, I meant you didn't.
You didn't get to have him married like him to
enjoy his life. You didn't? You know I did? Well? Anyway,

(04:28):
I was accused. All I did? You know? We had
our around the room room segment where we get to
like speak our mind for a few seconds and get
to talk about what's on. Yeah, so I used my
segment to do that on the Big Show, and I
got crushed by the entire show except for Scotty B
who was very frugal. And it's like, you know what,

(04:48):
I kind of see where scary is coming from here.
But they all like laid into me and they're like,
if you really want to, if you really want to
help yourself out, if you if you really care about it,
the guy, it's about your relationship with him and his
new blossoming relationship. Yeah, you know. Then some people will
say one person said that they shouldn't have to they

(05:11):
shouldn't even ask for a gift. In fact, they should say,
you know what, just make donations to a charity or
I'm not looking for gifts this time around. Just basically
just blow it off because this way it put it
lets everybody off the hook, and there's no awk, wait
a second, wait a second. Rest of all the charity
thing lets the guests off the hook, because then who
knows what you gave to a charity. They don't get

(05:33):
notified how much you gave to the charity. True like, oh,
I need you to give this. I want to donate
to the ASPCA and one of our wedding You're like, wow,
I was gonna givewo hundred and fifty bucks to you
as a wedding gift. You can give like twenty bucks
to the ESPC and call it a day. They never know,
They just see that you go all a generous gift.
So you can't trust people to do that. Here's what
I'll say, Scotty b should be careful because is divorced

(05:57):
and Scotty Bee is very seriously in a relationship. Yeah,
that may end up in a second marriage, right. I
have a feeling he would want as he addressed that
on the air and said, you know what, I don't
if this ever happens again, I don't want I do
not want a big gift. I don't want one. Even
if he throws a big wedding. I guess maybe they

(06:18):
want or maybe throw a smaller wedding. Maybe it's a
smaller wedding. But now you're quantifying the amount of money
to the to the gift to the to the size
of the wedding. So what are you tying? What are
you tying the gift to? Because so you know, again
we've had arguments on this, We've had debates on this podcast.
We have a lot of times it's tied to the
plate and how much money they spent on the affair,

(06:39):
and what night of the week it is, and what
level of dress code like all that is tied to
the gift. Allegedly allegedly not allegedly, people do that. So
my question is, are they handling this as a second
marriage where it's going to be a little bit more
low key, not as big of an not as many
people invited, you know, uh, maybe a smaller catering hall,

(07:02):
and they're gonna like, listen, we just happen to get
married again, we found love again, or is this her
first wedding And they're like making it like a big deal,
a deal, Well, then you gotta give her first. I
give him ninety I give ninety yeah, because I know
you want to give like seventy percent. And I'm saying
they still have to have a life together, right, He's
probably half his money went to his first wife, and

(07:25):
now he's got to build a life with the second wife. Yeah,
and maybe a new place to live, new things, a
new set of dishes because probably his ex wife kept
the last dishes, who knows. Uh. So I think if
if he's if he's your boy, then well this is
all hypothetical. I'm not going to short change the guy.
You know me well enough, I'm not gonna I gotta

(07:47):
give him a good gift. But but tells me, My
God tells me no, No, Sometimes scary you give a very
nice gift, and sometimes you give a nice gift, and
sometimes you give a boom gift. And I know you're
not gonna give a boom gift. Is in the back
of your mind. You're gonna be thinking, I'll give a
nice gift and I'll feel good about myself. And if
anyone asks, I can say, give a nice gift. But

(08:07):
you're not given the gift you would have given if
this was his first wedding. Very true, very true. I
know you the audience slices know you. Yeah, oh you kidding.
You're given a ninety You're given a You're given Maybe
you're gonna give like a ninety one percent gift You're
gonna give You're gonna give an eighty eight percent gift,
a Scary Jones gift. You're not given one hundred and
twenty percent like that everyone else. You gonna know Barry John.

(08:29):
But you know, just food for thought. Here do we do?
I even? It just sucks? Okay? What if? What if
both parties were in the second marriage. What if it's hers?
I don't it's not hers, but but but let's hypothetically
say speaking they're both now on there, it's a second
marriage for both of them, and how are they handling it?
Is that big wedding, huge web. Now are you friends

(08:51):
with the first ex wife? I was until she was
no longer? But you liked her? I liked her at
the time, yeah, but oh but now you now you
don't like her. She's just she's out of my friend's life,
so she's out of mind. I mean, she had followed
me on Instagram, so oh oh sheh on followed you.
It's okay, Well maybe it's maybe it's too painful to

(09:12):
see memories of the of the I got no problem
with that. But no, but I feel like if you're
still friends with her, then you're like you're throwing money
at her axe. It's like you're taking his side. But
you have I'm friends with I'm friends with him, not her.
Remember that? So anyway, are you gonna all right? Our
last question? Are you gonna fill out the check before
you go? Or while you're there? Oh? Come on, that's

(09:35):
so tacky to do it while you're there. You've never
done that. I think I might have once once. Okay,
how are you gonna feel if you write a boom
check and you get there and it's a downplayed second wedding,
downplay small, no big deal. Are you gonna Are you
gonna be like no boom what? What's done is done.

(09:56):
The envelope is sealed. That's it. I'm okay. And you
never buy stuff off the registry. Never mm hmm. Only
if I don't go to the wedding. I don't go
to the wedding. I do a registry gift. Go to
the wedding. You like, you like to give the you
like to give the card. Yeah, I don't know if

(10:19):
you buy, if you buy off the registry, what do
you do at the end of the night. Hey, this
is a great wedding registry. I got registered. I took
care of you. I registered. You don't worry. You can't.
It's like you like hand I like handling, the handing
the envelope. Hey, here you go, little something for you,
litt'll say a great time, litt something say beautiful, beautiful affair.
Get yourself something nice. You can't do that. I got

(10:40):
you some dishes, Hey, hey, I had a great time.
Hope to see you soon in a great ton of honeymoon.
I blended you. I blended you. I gotta blend. I
gotta get a mixing ball. I got get a kitchen
the account of top mixing ball. I'll enjoy it. The
blue one you wanted, that was me. I got it
for you. No envelope boom. Here you go, treat self,

(11:00):
cheat yourself. Yeah, hey, yourself, something sexy for the honeymoon
with Scary and Brodie. That case, the mixture is gonna
look really sexy on their honeymoon. Yeah, they bring that
mixing bowl. By the way, they're not cheap either, They're
very expensive. Those are like three hundred dollars each. Yeah,
two fifty maybe two fifty too. Fitty Jill came down

(11:22):
with two fifty anyway. All right, So I had I
had a problem this week at the dog groomer. So
the place I get might and I have two dogs.
I have a boy dog and a girl dog. Girl
dog is thirteen boy dogs twelve? Did they ever fuck? No? No,
But there's stepsister and brother. Now they don't know that

(11:43):
though it's a boy and a girl. He's gonna try
and get it fixed. He's fixed. She's fixed. They don't
do that. Ah, so she's never in heat. No, have
you ever caught them trying to hump? No? No, he's lazy.
He's like boom. How old is she lumpy? I told
you twelve. I called her she's thirteen. Don't you listen
to this podcast? I knew they were older, but elderly dogs. No,

(12:08):
they've known each other for a long time. I've had
them for a long time. Senior dogs. They don't know.
I just thought that I a male dog and a
female dog are automatically going to go at it. No,
not once you cut the balls off and cut out
the huha, I mean the you know, the internal Yeah. No,
they're fixed. Now listen, No, he's not like that. Now.
I'll tell you my daughter's dog that I watch on

(12:31):
occasion that I had staying with us for a while.
He tries to hump my girl dog. He's five and
he's fixed, but he doesn't know what he's doing, so
he humps her hip, he humps her side like he
doesn't know what to do. And that's good because there's
no there's nothing I have to worry about. He there's
no clue what he's supposed to be doing. Anyway, No,

(12:53):
it's not okay, So anyway, I get them place sidetracked.
I get them groomed for the same place by the
same place about five years. And there's one place I
go to occasionally, but mostly the same place all the time,
for like five years, maybe more than five years, could
be longer. And there's a woman who works at the
counter and she's like the store manager, not the owner,

(13:14):
but she runs the place. And you know, there's groomers
in the back. She's not a groomer, but there's groomers,
and whenever I go in, she knows what to do,
takes care of them, gives me the good price whatever,
and the dog's always come out great. Well, I don't
know what happened to her. She's not working there anymore,
or she's on vacation or whatever. There's a new woman

(13:36):
there now, friendly enough, but she's not the brightest and
she doesn't give me the discount I got the Hey,
you used to pay the old price. We're gonna honor
you the old price. She's like, no, I can't help
you new price. I go baby, the other woman giving
her the old price. Yeah, I can't help you. I go,
all right, But he's bigger than she is. I used
to get him, got medium dog price, she got the

(13:58):
small dog price. Yeah, same size. No they're not the
same size. He's bigger, not the same price. So not
a fan already. Anyway, I get it. I dropped them off,
and I get a phone call twenty minutes later. Yes,
I'm calling about your dog muots MUTSI, yeah, you know,
short form mzzirella. And she says she has cut on

(14:22):
her on her chest. I said, he has a scab. Hees, well,
it's bleeding a little bit. No she, he says, She
says he has he has a cut on his chest.
I said it's a she. Yeah, he has a cut
on his chest and it's a little bit of blood.
I said, it's a girl dog. Oh okay, anyway, she
has a cut a little bit and want to let
you know that it had a little blood came out.

(14:42):
But she's okay. I said, all right, Well, as long
as you know she's not bleeding anymore, not bleeding anymore, okay, great.
So when I get there to pick the dogs up,
I said, I'm here to pick up my dogs. So
she says, I shees, just so you know he's fine.
What's wrong with him? Remember I called you he has

(15:03):
a little blood on his chest. No, no, it's a
girl dog. She's a she. Oh yeah, yeah, anyway, she's fine. Okay, now, Scary,
I have two harnesses for the dogs. The blue one
is for the boy. The green one is for the girl.
You understand that, right, Scary, Yeah, I'm blue blue and
for the boy, green for the yeah. Right, yeahs blue boy,

(15:28):
green girl, green, blue and green. Easy enough to remember.
Blue for the boy, right, And the blue one is bigger,
he's bigger. Okay. So she comes out of the back
carrying my girl dog in the blue harness that is
huge on her. Oh no, and she says he's fine.

(15:48):
But I didn't want to put the harness on because
the strap goes across where the scab is. I said,
now she's holding my she's holding my girl dog under
under her arms so that she looks like she's upright,
like her legs are hanging down. Yeah, so you can
see her privates. So I said, I don't understand. It's
a girl dog. You can just look and see she's

(16:12):
got no penis. Oh yeah, girl dog. Yeah, she's fine,
I said, And didn't we discuss the harnesses Blue for
the boy, green for the girl. Yes, she's Oh, she's
the girl. It's not that hard when they don't have
a penis they're a girl dog. That's easy enough. Well

(16:36):
maybe she thought, but maybe she thought green was for
the guy. Green is for guy, and blue is for
the bitch. Yeah, yeah, okay. So I finally I get
the dog and she goes get the other dog. Fine, okay.
I tell her she's got the wrong harness on, and
she goes in the back, puts the right horness and
brings the dogs out. Again. She doesn't give me the
discounted price for the smaller dog. I'm like, this is

(16:56):
really kind of pissing me off. I take the dogs.
I go to the parking lot. Now, when you walk
to the parking lot, scary. There's an alleyway you have
to walk through between where I get my dog roomed
and the place next door. Okay, in the alleyway is
a ledge, and on that ledge is where the people
from the next door location smoke cigarettes. So if they're

(17:20):
out there on their smoke break, I have to walk
my dogs through this narrow alleyway past the smokers, and
they're fucking annoying because it's an alleyway that's about two
feet wide, and I can't avoid the smoke, and it's
no other way to get to the front of the store.
My god. So when I first got there to drop

(17:40):
the dogs off, the guy was outside smoking and I
had to hold my breath and run past them with
the dogs otherwise it's like a cloud of smoke, and
I don't want my dogs bringing a smoky anyway. So
I'm leaving and there's the guy with the cigarette and
he's smoking again. So I run the dogs by, and
I see it as a car blocking my car. So

(18:00):
my car is pulled in head first to the back
of the mall. Yeah, and there's a car directly perpendicular
behind my car. Okay, I can't get out, so I'm
like fuck. So the guy says to me. He says, oh, no,
so there's a guy walking his dog and he says,

(18:22):
a really hot woman in a black slinky dress block
you in. I said, oh, you saw her. Yeah, she
had a dog. She went in the pet store where
you just came out of. I said, okay, great, so
now I know what she looks like. So I had
just seen a woman who fit that description walk into
the pet store. So I go back past the smoker,

(18:42):
and as they walk by the smoker, the guy goes, hey, man,
the hot chicken the black dress blocks you in. I'm like, oh, great,
good things. She's a hot chicken a black dress. So
I go back into the store and the hot chick
she's wearing a spaghetti strapped black dress. I mean, why
you'd wear that kind of dress to a pet store
in the afternoon on a weekday, I don't know. Well
who cares? So she did anyway, big deal. My point

(19:05):
is I found out who she was because she was
hot and she had a slinky black dress. If she
was non in the script trumpy. But both guys were like,
oh yeah, we saw the woman. Oh yeah, we know.
We know which one is. Hot chick chick, long hair,
black dress. So I go in and she's taken modeling shots.

(19:27):
I think of her dogs, all right, like she was
picking up her dogs. They got groomed. Now she's so
she's photographing that. Excuse me, She says, yeah, I said,
you're in the raft four, the gray one. You're blocking
me in. Oh, I'm so sorry. Give me a second,
and she's taking taking pictures of the dogs. I said, no, no, no,

(19:47):
I don't think you understand. I want to leave. Oh
come on, don't beat me to a hot chick. Yeah
right yeah, hot girl in hot girl in consideration is
uh is okay? Right? I would be like, yeah, take
all the pictures you want. I'll wait. No, no, so
I said, I said, I said no, no, I really

(20:08):
would like to leave. Oh I'm so sorry. Okay, fine,
and she went out and so I followed her through
the alleyway and the guy smoking was like staring her
up and down as she walked by, and then he
looked back at me and gave me the wink, like, yep,
that's hard. She was attractive. Yet My point is, My
point is if you my my my advice to you is,

(20:31):
if you're going to be an inconsiderate person and block
people in with your car, don't be attractive exactly. Don't
wear a slinky black spaghetti strap dress because people, the
guys are gonna notice and be able to describe you perfectly. Yeah.
I love that. So I think ai Ai has a
ways to go. Yeah, now they got a ways to go.

(20:55):
This from the guy who can't tell the AI my girlfriend.
My girlfriend screens show out of this. Actually she yeah,
she basically asked Groc. Groc is the AI chatbot for X,
so she must have asked who Scary Jones is, and

(21:17):
Groc came back with, and you know my social media
stats and then says he's often sharing his love for
pop culture, new restaurants, gadgets, and hassle free drama, drama
free lifestyle. His here's where it gets weird. His net
worth is debated estimates. Estimates range from one million dollars

(21:39):
to one hundred and five million dollars, with more reliable
sources like Forbes suggesting one to five million, largely from
his radio career, podcasting, and other ventures. How much you're
make it on the podcast? I don't know, Brody. Maybe
I'm pleasure making a lot of on the podcast. Maybe

(22:01):
that's how you afforded such an expensive sound system. Ridiculous
And then and then it goes on to then she
asked about this Scary Jones relationship status. I'm like, why
do they want to trap me like this and make
me angry? So she's like, is scary What is Scary
Jones relationship status? And it says Based on available info,

(22:22):
Scary Jones is currently single with no confirmed girlfriend as
of the latest reports. There was a mention of a
woman named Robin joining the fifteen minute morning Show back
on September ninth of twenty twenty after being spotted in
a photo from a Z one hundred event, and she

(22:44):
was referred to as his girlfriend at the time. However,
there's no clear evidence that they're still together, and sources
like Celebs Couples and Dating Celebs note that Jones keeps
his personal life private, with no recent update on a relationship.
I'm sorry, is the Brooklyn Boys podcast fucking private? Because

(23:04):
all I do is talk about my girlfriend and the
morning show? Anyway, Now, I can't tell if Robin's pissed. Look,
why am I not making an imprint? Why was there
a mention of Robin back in twenty twenty and that
currently I'm single? You believe this? Now? What are you doing?

(23:24):
Brody turned his mic off. What are you doing? I'm
not doing anything. What I did was I asked chat
Beat GPT, what can you tell me about David Brody?
He used to work in SEE one hundred. So before
I get to that, because I'm going to show you
what it just told me. So Robin asked about your
dating status. That's pretty funny. Yeah. I think she's just

(23:45):
testing it, just trying to see Yeah, yeah that it
doesn't sound like you're dating somebody else. Yeah, but it
also picked up right, but it also picked up that
on very specifically September ninth, twenty twenty mentioned of her.
I don't know. That's interesting. Well, so I asked it,

(24:05):
what can you tell me about? David Brodie used to
work at ZEE one hundred. Here's a photo of David
Brody from his time on Elvi Strand in the morning show.
You know the Z one hundred hold on, you know,
he's the He's the Z one hundred legend behind all
those brilliant spoof commercials, phone taps and song parodies. Oh really.
David Brody is a longtime radio comedy writer and executive producer,

(24:27):
best known for his creative work blah blah blah blah.
He joined the show YEP correct year. During his tenure,
Brody became a central humor architect of the program, writing
spoof commercials, jingle song parties, and orchestrating phone taps. The
prank calls that fans still remember, known affectionately as the
King of All phone taps. How the fool the fuck
names you that? He also co hosted the fifteen Minute

(24:50):
Morning Show podcast, along with other iHeart offerings like Walkers
and Talkers and the Brooklyn Boys. Blah blah blah. It
talks about my departure and why I left, and then
it goes through my resume. Uh oh, my my co
hosts blah blah blah. Whatever. That was just from chat
cheapt or from Grock chat cheapt But I want you

(25:11):
to look at the first thing it says, here's a
photo of David Brody from his time in Elviston. More show.
I'm gonna hold this up to the camera for you
and see if you like their choice of the picture
they chose of me for the podcast. But but just
don't be saything specific. But let me see. Okay, So

(25:34):
so for our video audience, because maybe filming this, I
don't know. It's a picture of straight Nate. Hold on,
hold on on a second, Well you know what you
got at. You gotta use the picture of straight Nate.
You got an upgrade? Yeah no, that's your opinion. Wait

(25:55):
a second, did you just try and correct it says
that here's a more accurate Oh, here's the more accurate
look of Okay, hold on again. All of your facts
are correct, But that picture is of another person on
the Morning Show named Nate. That is not a picture
of David Brody. I know this because I am David Brody.
Are you yelling at chatch ept right now? Yes, thank

(26:17):
you for clarifying. Since you are David Brody, who'd know
better than you? Blah blah blah. If you'd like I
can track down Yes, I would like you to track
down an actual photo of me and use that in
future searches. Or I can give you one if you
have a problem. See what it says, Yeah, Okay, you

(26:46):
pulled the same photo of Nate. Stop pulling the same
photo of Nate. That is not me. It doesn't look
anything like me. Pull up a picture of David Brody.
Google image search David Brody. Damn it. What's wrong with this?
See that's why I don't know. Like I said, it's
got a long way to go. It keeps hold on.

(27:10):
It's looking querying images, queering for images, searching for accurate images.
Just look at my Instagram. No, it's not find finding
reliable images, no searching for acurate? What about what about
Getty your wire image? You you've been you've been noted
on those search David Brody's see one hundred. There's hundreds

(27:30):
of pictures of me with celebrities at events. Yeah, of course,
jingle balls. They can't find a picture that's crassing image confusion.
It's it's short circuiting. Wow, clarifying image search, clarifying for accurate?
And now do is this chat GBT four or five? Look? Look,

(27:52):
I hold it up to the camp. It's still going.
Craig can't find my God, it can't find an image
of me. I want you know why? You can you
send it an image? You're private, That's why I'm not.
I'm a private person. But it knows all the stuff.
I wonder if you upload an image of yourself to
it and say this is me from now on, if
anyone queries this, yes, show if they believe it. I

(28:16):
don't know if it works that way. I think it
still collates everything. It just breaks the Internet and comes
up with its own thing. You're right, and I'm sorry
for the mix up. I will not use the straight
and eight photo again. Here are four images. Yep, blah
blah blah blah. Yep, okay, if you want me to
look no, no, hold on? Oh yep, okay. Those are all

(28:37):
pictures of me, one with you, one with Demi Levado,
and one with headphones. All right, yes, those are all
pictures of me. Use the one with the headphones as
my picture in future searches. Thank you. Okay, there's a
picture of us when we did an appearance on the
uh On in Brooklyn with the skyline behind. That's nice,

(28:58):
all right, very cool. Are you good? You're good for now?
All right, we can here's the picture that look at us,
that's on the pier. That's a great picture. That's a
great picture. I love that. That's boys podcast. We will
be right back. You see how how AI is not
really ready yet. That's what I was saying. That's how

(29:19):
I open this. I got a dumb question for you. Oh,
continue to drink. I started, Okay, So I drink a
lot of water by the cave. I drink water by
the case, and I drink I drink the individual bottles
of water. You drink it by the case per day. No,
I mean I buy it by the case. I drink

(29:41):
it by the case. I drink. I drink it like
I go through a case in a week or so
week and a half anyway, So it's always the sixteen
ounce bottles, right, because the sixteen ounce little here we
have Poland spring. Here's here's my question. It comes coming
to you straight from Maine Poland right. So the sixteen
out first of all, the sixteen ounce, I find that

(30:03):
I find myself leaving around the house. I don't finish
the whole thing. I never put it in there. I
like my water warm, I don't Sometimes I leave it
in my car, it sits in the sun. I don't
finish the bottle. I don't finish the bottle. That's weird.
So I started buying the eight ounce, the half, the half,
the sixteen you know, the little mini one, the minis.

(30:25):
But I drink the whole thing in one shot, and
it's not enough for me to quench my thirst. So
I said, fuck it, I want to buy twelve ounce bottles.
Do you know you really can't find twelve ounce bottles
of water anywhere? I mean, I order everything online. It's

(30:45):
eight or sixteen's or thirty two's. Why don't they have
a fight they have twelve ounce soda they have twelve ounce.
Everything else standard is twelve ounce. I can't find twelve ounce.
I cannot find twelve ounce bottles of water because twelve
would be the perfect amount. But there's gotta be a
reason why they fuck you. Do you know? Do you

(31:07):
have any There's got to be a rhyme of a reason.
There's no answer to that.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
No.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
I just think that they figure out the cost and
the labor, and those are the sizes they've come up with.
Even sixteen, what about twelve? This sixteen point nine was
a lot of things. Ten point nine, twelve, sixteen. Then
they have twenty ounce, shit, twenty four ounce. No, no,
twelve now because they sell you to sixteen to get
the charge of a sixteen. I don't know why twelve

(31:32):
they don't get that. Now you get to sell you
the Someone told me, someone told me that. Somebody told me.
Somebody told me that the glass bottles of Saratoga come
in twelve, which is unhealthful because that's like thirty dollars
a case the glass bottles of water. I just found
a water company you can get a target or for

(31:52):
their website called Ozarka spring Water twelve ounces. Yeah, Ozarka Ozarka.
All right, but it's always it's always the weird ones.
There's not not the mainstream. We're talking Apina and Dasani
and pold Spring to Dasani purified water bottles enhanced with
minerals twelve full ounces eight pack an twelve. I want

(32:16):
a case of twelve ounce. I want to play the case.
I just searched for two seconds and I found twelve
ounce water bottle. It's just hard to find. They don't
it's not common to listen. I'm not going I'm not.
I'm saying it slices and I know you're gonna come
back with me with oh this brand makes that and
that break listen. Oh look, Fiji twelve ounce bottles. Yeah,

(32:37):
get out. I'm looking on Amazon a case. Yes, yeah,
what company is the Send me that link? Anyway? These
are sixteen point nine everything sixteen and thirty. I'm okay.
I told you Ozarka, Ozarka water is Ozarka, man, it's
probably from the Ozarks. All right, let's just move on.

(32:58):
This is stupid. I found you Aquafina Aqua twelve whatever
I told you was at Walmart? What I tell you?
It was at Walmart? Five minutes ago, you know it was.
It was an eight eight Asani eight the Sani eight packs.
All right, an eight pack. So go to Walmart, your
bougie bastard. What are you just saying? Anyway, speaking of

(33:19):
places that are not fancy, I went to Taco Bell
and I and I got three burritos for the price
of one. How did you manage that? Well? I ordered
a chicken burrito, no sour cream, add tomatoes in the app. Okay,
it's in the app. The order goes right to Taco Bell.
I don't have to say it. They don't have to mishear.
It goes right to Taco Bell. So I ordered. I

(33:42):
ordered the one thing right. I ordered a soda because
in the afternoons the medium soda is only a dollar,
so it's happy hour. So I got a dollar soda
and I got a chicken burrito, which is like two
sixty nine, no sour cream, add tomato. That's easy enough, right,
solur cream and hold the Okay, see you must work

(34:03):
at Taco Bell. Salur cream, cream, tomato, and tomato. Okay,
Blues Boy Green is for girl, No salur cream, no
sour cream, and tomato. So I get the burrito and
I do what I always do. I pull out of
the drive through, and I pull over immediately and I
check my order, because when you're finicky like me, you

(34:24):
gotta check your orders. I open it up, and the
sour cream in it. Now, unlike lettuce, you can't pick
the sour cream out. Now here's the thing. The way
you're supposed to do the sour cream is left to
right and then roll it. Well, whoever made this particular
burrito put the sour cream h top to bottom and

(34:45):
then rolled it so all the sour cream was on
the right half of the burrito, so only half the
burrito was ruined because they rolled it wrong. So all
the ingredients were not evenly dispersed. Number one, they were
all top to bottomed and then they roll left to right,
so the left side was all chicken and rice and
the right side was chicken and sour cream. So I'm

(35:08):
I'm not eating that. So I go back when the
tomatoes are all mixed in. So I go back around
the drive through and I said, I'm coming hop you
on your honor. I said, yeah, I gotta they give
made a mistake. I gotta come back with it. So
I drive up to the drive to the drive through,
and I so, now I've already noticed scary. They can't
take the food back. I know they can't. You know
why because last week I went to Taco bell I

(35:28):
think I told you the story. It was ice cold, yes, right,
and they wouldn't take it. They wouldn't they wouldn't reheat it.
I was like, put it in the microwave, would have
mic wave. So I know they can't take it back.
So I said, hey, I'm really sorry, but I ordered
it no sala cream and this has salur cream in it.
So the so the so the guy says, I'm sorry.
It was a woman this time. The woman says, hey,

(35:49):
I'm really sorry. Uh give it to me. I'll throw
it out and we'll make you a new one. So
I'm like, I'm still lead half of it, right, So
I'm like this again. So I said, you've done this before.
No I have not, So I said, now, just I'll
throw it out. So I took it and I threw
it in the garbage bag in my car, which, by
the way, I can take right back out of my

(36:10):
course because it's right. You're like, all right, no problem,
I go. I thought you couldn't take back food. Oh yeah,
you're right. We can't take back food. So I was like, okay,
then I threw it out. It's fine. Meanwhile, I know
I can take it back out of my garbage. But whatever.
So she says, we'll make it right away. So she
makes it right away, gives me the thing, no sour cream.
I drive up, I pull up to the parking space.
I look at it and guess what it's No, there's

(36:31):
no soal cream. Now there's no tomatoes. So I paid
sixty cents. By the way, at this point, brody cut
you lost at slices. You know at this point what
that means. I'm getting a third burrito. So I drive
back around. Or excuse me, this much time in their day,
I do it. Why don't I don't have a job.

(36:54):
This is my job. So I drive around and I
get I get the ice. I say, excuse me, I
hate to bother you. Just did they put sour cream again?
I said no, but it was no sour cream had
tomato and it's no tomato. Just I'm terribly sorry. I said, look,
if it makes your life easier, just give me a
cup of tomatoes on the side and I'll throw them
in nope, don't be ridiculous. I'll make you a fresh one.

(37:15):
So I said, okay, So she made me a fresh one.
I got it and it was beautiful, perfect, right. So
I pulled away and now I had the one it
didn't have tomatoes. I had the one that was perfect,
and the other one I just caught in half and
had a perfect I had two in hand, burritos and
half burritos for the price of one. What amazing, What
a bargain, What a bargain. I love Taco Bell. Thank

(37:36):
you a mayo naising It wasn't mayonnaise of sour cream.
I'm just saying, but mayonnaise is close. Are you a racist?
All white condiments are not the same. Scary. It's the
b Boys podcast. Ah, We're moving fast here, moving fast

(37:58):
and furious. So I want I wanted to bring something
up that I guess I don't know how I feel
about it. But so on our big show, our boy
coaster Boy Josh, he does all the lot of a

(38:19):
lot of the production for the show. He has an
intern that works with him. Okay, and she is amazing.
She's been great. She does all she pulls a lot
of the sound drops and one of the things that
Coaster Boy has her had her do as a final

(38:42):
project was to put together a promo that could run
on the morning show, like an opener, like one of
those show openers, oh you know, like those AI things
that like those rejoins, like like something like that, but
for the opening of the big show. So she put
it together. She we played it on the air, and

(39:02):
it was it went over with rave reviews. Okay, So
my question is is it okay to allow your intern
to shine and to do that? Because you think about it,
and I'm not talking about our show specifically, but for

(39:22):
managers in other arenas, in other jobs, if they allow
an intern to do a major product project that this
manager is being paid to do, can they outshine them

(39:43):
and then worry about their own job? Is that something that?
Is that something that they should encourage? Okay, in general
or on your show? No, because I was using my
show as it as an example as a springboard for
a larger conversation because speaking our slices don't do radio.
So okay, speaking for me, you know, I put all

(40:05):
my interns on the radio. Yes, right, I had them
all shine. They gave me topics. I'm like you know
what you go on the air, I'll tell Elvis, and
Elvis would call them in and they would do their
own topics. Correct, right, they would come in with their content.
Now I would train them on how to create content.
By the way, we love that. We want them to
do that on our show. Yeah, exactly, So I think

(40:25):
in that job, it's encouraged to have the shine. Correct. Now,
Now move this to the corporate universe. Okay, it depends
on the culture of the company you're working for. But
if let's say let's say you're you're if you're in
the corporate world, you're a you're a computer guy, you're
a you're a designer, you're you're an ad agency person,

(40:46):
and your your intern comes up with a great slogan
and they did great campaign, and they have five ideas
and you've had none. That that might make it look
like you're yesterday's news. It could be a problem right
there there, and they're the new show. Correct. So to
what extent I'd like to know? This is more of
a question for the slices. Has a has an intern

(41:09):
ever like ripped the carpet out from underview and stolen
your job or someone? Have you been the intern and
you shined above your book, right, and not just an internship,
but someone someone to someone below you did someone like
fast track and surpass you because you allowed them to
do something and get the credit for it. And again,

(41:33):
is it right? Is it wrong? I mean, you're not
supposed to get let them get the credit for it.
I think it's easy again once again with the radio show,
we're joking around, and plus it's easier to do, and
it's it's fun and to put projects together and let
them get on the radio. But in the corporate atmosphere
where you got a lot of seriousness and a lot

(41:55):
of money at stake, if if you know an intern
or someone below you show you life, that could be
problematic for you. Here's what I've experienced in my career
before radio, when I managed restaurants and retail places. That's
really where I was going with this is do everyday jobs. Okay,
So sometimes and I can I specifically can remember a couple.

(42:19):
Sometimes you promote a regular employee to like shift manager
or like shift supervisor, so they're not a manager. They
probably don't have keys to the store, but they run
the shift like maybe they run the middle shift. They
run twelve to eight, so they don't open. They don't close,

(42:40):
but like you know, they can, like if they work
the registers, you trust them to like do the returns,
like you know some stores of managers to come over
and do the returns. Sometimes you make like the head
cashier can do the returns. So you make like a
head cashier or a supervisor that isn't a manager, but
they get some authority. And I've seen that where that

(43:00):
person gets a little beyond themselves and starts doing managerial
stuff and starts doing stuff that the manager is supposed
to do. But they're like, no, I got it. I
can handle that. I know how to do that. But
they shouldn't. And I've seen where managers that aren't the
GM will shoot that person down and stop making them
in charge of shifts because they see that they're overdoing it.

(43:21):
They're getting too big for their bridges, as the expression goes,
so they're like, you know what, put a shit on
that kid. But now the question, the follow up question
is is that right or wrong? Because if the person's
doing a great job, it's wrong. Yeah, But the people
right above you might be like, I don't want this
guy taking my job and he's already that they're showing
too much initiative. You want to shift supervisors to be

(43:43):
really good at shift supervisors. You don't want them to
be exhibiting managerial experience unless you're the general manager. If
you're the general manager, the boss, you want to see
that because that gets your jet your regular managers on
their toes, so they worry about their jobs. Ah, it
pushes them right. Yeah, it's like if you're the manager,
I feel different people out there that have been bypassed

(44:04):
because they might have gotten a little lax in what
they do and allowed someone else to do the job
and then find management finds out that they they've done
it better than you, and thereat the greatest story of
all time. Wally Pip. I don't want to get wiped
Wally Pip? Who was Wally Pip? He was the Wally
Pip was the first first baseman for the New York Yankees. Right,

(44:27):
he was the regular first starting first baseman, and he
played most of the time, play almost every game. And
then one day he's like, I need a day off.
He wasn't feeling well whatever, he needed a day off.
I don't remember the extrucgstances doesn't matter. He took a
day off and the backup first baseman, a rookie named
lou Gereg, played first base the next day, and Louke

(44:47):
Gereg played two thirty games or something in a row,
and Wally Pip never played again. There has to be
more to that story. Why WoT is known as the
iron Man. But let's see how many hold on? But why?
My question is why didn't they just did Pip play
after Luke Garrig started playing in first base? But why

(45:08):
didn't they just put Wally Pip back the next day?
I mean they must have hated Wally Pip. They had
it out for him, They definitely did. He must have
been at the end of his career. Something up, Something
was up there. Okay, hold on, Okay, here it is so,
Wally Pip did not play any games. So the New
York Yankees, after lou Gareg began his record twenty one,

(45:31):
one hundred and thirty game streak, I was right about
the amount at first base. On June second, nineteen twenty five,
Pip was replaced by Garrek due to a headache and
never regained his starting position, though he continued to play
for other teams. In the minor league. No, after the
Yankee catcher a yan his Yankee career ended. So he
got sent down to the minors and never made it
back to the majors. He was in the major scond. Yeah,

(45:53):
but second, if you're an everyday first baseman and then
you need a day off, it doesn't matter how if
the guy goes four for four, six for six, whatever,
You're still gonna get your job back the next day. Right,
Why did Blue Garrey continue to play? He later played
for the Cincinnati Reds and continued his career in the

(46:13):
minor leagues, finishing his career with the Newark Bears in
nineteen twenty nine. Yeah, he had a headache. He had
a headache, well for the Tigers, then the Yankees, than
the Reds. He had a headache and never played for
the Yankees again to eighty one lifetime hitter. Yeah, and

(46:35):
he was replaced by one of the greatest baseball players
in the history of baseball, Lou garrig So somebody could
somebody could out do you. You know, if you allow them
to get wally pipped, if you allow them to shine,
if you allow them, if you if you take a
day off because you have a headache and you let
someone pinch hit for you, You're done? Is that what you're saying? Well,
the most costly headache of all time. I guarantee there's

(46:58):
some people out there in slight slanned who had got pipped,
who got pipped, wally pipped, not pipped, because pipped is
being pipped is a real thing. But wally pipped where
they where they get oh, pipped is a performance? Uh?
What is pip? Dad? Why don't you ask? You chat? GPT?
It means postal, instant instant press, doesn't it? Whatever it

(47:20):
is you mean to get pipped, it's like you're on
you're on probation pretty much. It's like you have sixty
days to shape upper ship out. That's what being pipped
is at work. But getting pipped can mean to narrowly
lose or be defeated in a competition, especially in the
UK as in pipped at the post or performance improvement

(47:41):
plan in the workforce. But in Britain to get pipped
means somebody just like beat you out, like you got
at the last second, right, But in America it means
you got replaced, You're done, you beat Yeah, so I
got I got some sound. What do you got? What

(48:02):
you got for me? Okay? Uh, this is a dj
D York station on satellite radio. I'm not going to
embarrass and tell you who what his name is. But
tell me what's wrong with a word, he says twice.
See where you can tell me? Here we go, volumes
all the way up before you tell me? Brody raised
the volume. Being a kid from the Illinois and also Adam, Illinois.

(48:25):
She grew up loving sabbath waiting and priest and here
is him and his couple buddies from Illinois, you know,
far from home, Illinois who you don't say the s Wait?
Where are they getting these announcers Illinois? The correct? Okay, scary,
I want you to tell me. I'm gonna play a
beginning of a commercial for a cruise ship, and then

(48:47):
after the first clip, I want you to tell me.
Listen to the clip and tell me if you would
go on this cruise ready.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
Yes, Explode the world the Viking Way from the quiet
comfort of elegant small ships with no children and no cause.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
Hold on, hold on, did you hear that? No?

Speaker 3 (49:09):
Okay, Explore the world the Viking Way from the quiet
comfort of elegant, small ships with no children.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Would you go on that cruise? Small ships with no children?
With no children? Yeah? Why not go on that cruise me?
And that's that's actually a selling point for me. That's
a plus.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
Explore the world the Viking Way from the quiet comfort
of elegant small ships.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
With no children. Okay, so you go on that cruise,
you go on that cruse. How about it? How about okay,
let's hear more of the commercials.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
Small ships with no children and no casinos.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
Now I'm out, you're out? Yeah, no casinos? Yeah? No.
Guess how is that selling children part? How is that
a selling point? I don't know. And by the way,
I don't think the two go together. I think people
that don't want children are the same people who want
a casino. That's why I thought it was weird. I
was like, oh, would scary do this? No? Would you

(50:15):
m Yeah? I was, yeah. I'll tell you why. I
like casinos. My family can take it or leave it. Yeah,
so we would, Well yeah I would. I would. Yeah,
I would go on a cruise with no children cruise. Yeah,
what about no casino cruise? I would do that. But

(50:36):
I could see you not wanting to do that, like
we would have done the Disney Cruise because there's no
casinos on the Disney Cruise. So all right. There's a
show that was on AMC, I think from twenty seventeen
to twenty nineteen, and I used to do reviews of
it on my Walkers and Talkers podcast. It was called
it was called Preacher, and it was a supernatural show

(50:59):
about a preacher, a vampire, and a crazy woman that
shoots people and stabs them and it's a ludicrous show,
absolutely insane. Anyway, we would review the shows and break
down every episode. When The Walking Dead was on hiatus, okay,
but then The Walking Dead had Feared the Walking Dead
and other spin offs and so The Walking Dead was

(51:20):
on almost all the time, so we didn't need to
keep reviewing Preacher, which we were only doing to fill
time while The Walking Dead wasn't on the air. So
we only did the first three seasons and never did
the fourth season. So I was kind of bored, and
I'm like, you know what, I never watched the fourth
season of Preacher, which I really liked, so I looked
it up. It's on Netflix and it says going away

(51:42):
August eighteenth, which I know already passed, but this was
like two weeks ago, so I binged quickly. The fourth season,
which was was terrific. I think the show is still
on AMC. You should go watch it. But here's what
I didn't know happened on the fourth season. At one point,
one of the characters I'm not gonna spoil anything gets
captured and they want to torture him. So they bring

(52:05):
in a guy from New York who specializes in a
special kind of torture. But I want to play these
clips for you because I want you to hear where
he's from. Here we go this point, typical thing eating
out and fading fast, so many body parts of person
can lose. I'll subject here. Whatever he loses, he grows

(52:32):
back to vampire. That being said, Bullens is easy. Bulleen's basic.
You want to produce that, gotta go hold spirit when
it comes the application and gotta go benson Hurst. You

(52:55):
gotta go Bensonhurst, you go. If you want to really
torture someone, you gotta go so so. But like four episodes,
here's another clip. Ready, Oh, he know Ben knows for that.
It's certain kind of torture. No, this guy is happens
to be from benson Hurst. So here's another clip here
star he wanted to burn and I said no, I

(53:19):
said me, take care of it. This guy special, this
guy deserves it forever. Oh hey, you're gonna love h Okay,
So he tells the guy, because we're gonna I'm gonna
take you somewhere. We're gonna spend your whole life being tortured.

(53:41):
Is one of the clip thanks named after Ake Berdy himself,
right man, the lordly city. Yeah yeah, I'm barely spelled
the anyway, he said. So there's a guy's benson Hurst,

(54:02):
the Canoli city. He goes, I could smell Nineteenth Avenue
from here. Anyway, here's this show one last clip talking
about the kind of people who live in benson Hurst.
All right, well, why why are you playing this for me?
I'm trying to understand this. This makes nose. I'm playing
it for the slices. This is where we're from. But
I don't think they care about this. This is irrelevant.
What is this? I wanted to because I'm pointing out

(54:23):
that our little hometown is being talked about in a
bad way. Well it's when is it ever talked about
in a good way? We've grown up. Yeah, he talks
about the kind of people who live in benson Hurst.
Here we go funny when we gets nobody okay, nobody's
gonna be okay. Anyway, the last clip I'm not going

(54:45):
to play to goes benson Urs because a lot of
because a lot of frigging morons there. Well, anyway, the
whole point is I finally watched the fourth season and
it's all about benson.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
Too.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
You're fangirling over that stuff. I mean, I'm fangirling because
they may It seemed like it was the toughest, most
brutal place, but also had good Canoli's okay, And I
think that's an accurate depiction of the big vices of
West Scary and I are from Yeah, all right, fair enough.
It's tough neighborhood. And you know what's going on, know
what's going on this week is the uh, the Feast
of Santa Rosalia, the eighteenth Avenue Feast, And Benson, you

(55:19):
just did you just put on a fake accent. Yes,
the Feast of s Yeah, the Feast eighteenth Avenue Feast
was going on. I say it like you're from Brooklyn,
Santa Rosalie, Santa Rosalia eighteenth Avenue feast. But by the
time you hear this, it will already have been gone. Man,

(55:41):
I'm ready for vacation. Oh yeah, it's been how many
weeks since your last one? You prick? It's like going
to confession. Bless me, father, for I have sinned. It's
been ten weeks since your last ten weeks it's been
it's been a few. But no, it's our end of
summer vacation. Wait listen, this is not new news. I mean,

(56:01):
we always take the last week of August going into
Labor Day off. That's been a tradition forever. This is
a regularly scheduled vacation week. So what am I doing
hanging out in Santrope baby with with with my my
buddy Danny, and then meeting up with Robin? Did I
tell you? Did I tell you? You can't get near

(56:23):
the White Lotus Hotel? Robin and I was on a
TV show Robin and I are going to Taramina in Sicily,
the Motherland, Brody, It's where I'm It's where I'm from, Sicily.
Half of me, half of me was made in Sicily,
half the other half. Nay, I'm guess. In the top,
I'm guessing the top half. Well, so we were going

(56:46):
to Sicily Robin and I and I'm like, oh, this
would be great. You watched White Lotus, it was fun.
This was last season it was. It was made at
that hotel, at the White Lotus Hotel. Let's stay there.
So I looked into it. David Brody, you thought you

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were going to book a hotel that was made famous
by a tremendously popular TV show a week before you went? Uh?
I tried about a month ago to book. Not enough time, dude,
Not enough time, dude. It doesn't matter how much time
I'm being given, needless to say, we will not be
staying at the White Lotus Hotel. That's correct. Do you

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know how much a night? What is? And by the way,
it's the four Seasons, that's the name of the hotel.
It's the regular Yeah. Correct? They want two thousand dollars
a night. Brody, you can't make this ship up. Go ahead,
five thousand dollars a night? What what? And then I
don't look a thousand like that? And I'm looking. I'm like, oh,

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because I booked four nights, I want to do four nights.
And I put that in the search engine and I'm like,
I'm like, oh, it has to be you know, five
thousand dollars, and that's got to be for the whole stay. No, Brody,
the whole stay was priced at like twenty five thousand
dollars with tax for four nights. What in the actually

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be honest? Now, scary? If it was five thousand for
four nights, I know that's extravagant. That would be safe?
Would you say it? Because it's a once, It's a
once in a well, how often do we go here?
We got to do it? If I'm being completely honest,
if it was five If it was five thousand for

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four nights total, that's over one thousand dollars a night.
Oh Jesus, oh my god. I I would. I would.
I would look at it as a splurge, as something
really special. I would. I would dig deep. I would
dig deep and actually into the TV shows out of
I know what a different five star hotel for. You know,

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it's a it's a novelty and it's like and you're
a but I know none of the actors from the
show were going to be there. I mean, it's not
like anyone's there from the show. But right, so you're
basically going to see stuff that was on TV once
it was no. But the thing is it would be
a stretch. It would not be it would It would
be a punch to my gut to do it. But

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I would, I would consider it. Yeah, I would. I
would like to remind the slices once again that David
Brody is a man of the people. But that's just
it's fives a night. Who's paying that? That's my point.
Who's paying this ship? Who is paying Elvis Durant? Come on,

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I'm not saying he's got that kind of money, but
he I gots a lot. Do you see him splurging
for one night? I guess. Come on, that's outrageous. No,
that that's that's much more than Elvis makes. That's like
crazy money. That's like billionaire. That's insane. It's disgusting. Bro
By the way, license if you have that kind of money,
would you tell me what you do for a living.

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But hold on, wait a second, hold on, wait, wait, wait,
I'm not letting you get away so fast. I was
going to say something on that topic, but I'm continue. No, no, no,
go ahead, all right, think of think of something that
means that much to you in your world, right, But
keep in mind, going to the White Lotus Hotel doesn't
mean anything to you. That's Robin Robin, it does it?

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Robin loved it was lovely, says half. Then she can
have that conversation. But we think about what does it
for you and what your thing is and how much
you're willing to pay for that thing, And I can't
I can't think of an example right now. Maybe it's
something with the Mets an experience or something, But there

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are people that squander more money unless and it's because
they have like an obsession with something. I mean, okay,
here's an example. I mean the price of seeing Taylor Swift.
The tickets are like eight nine hundred dollars, and that
was like to sit in the fucking dude. People paid

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much more than they paid more than that to see
Taylor Swift. So that's a great example of something that
means so much to someone. So I think, I think,
I think that's a better example. I think going to
see Taylor Swift if that's your dream, or going to
the super Bowl, the super Bowl if you have the money,
five thousand dollars for me is a lot of money, right,

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for a lot of people, it's a lot. It's a
lot of money for me too, don't. I'm not gonna.
But if you save up all year and you don't
go on vacation and like, it'ts you a thing to
go go to, like your teams, Like the Jets made
the Super Bowl and you're a Jets fan, they haven't
been in the super Bowl since nineteen sixty nine. What's
your price? No, not me, I'm saying if you're a
Jets I wouldn't. It's not where I would spend my money.
Who the hell is a Jets fan Beside you? There's

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three more people. So if you're a fan and it's
your once in a lifetime chance maybe to see the
Jets in the Super Bowl, maybe you spend five thousand dollars.
But for me going to a hotel, that's the same
experience as a different hotel just because it was on
a TV show. For me personally, that's not as big

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of a deal. Okay, But it's like if you could
see the Super Bowl or the Jets play the Buccaneers
on an average Sunday, there's a big difference, right, Sure,
the Super Bowl with your team is different. Now, going
to see the hotel the White Lotus. Maybe you could
spend five hundred dollars on a day pass and go

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sit at the pool. Even so that's way expensive, bro, No,
thank you. I wouldn't no no. But if Robin wants
to see the pool and the restaurant, walk around, take pictures,
like look at me, I'm at the White Lotus hotel.
But sleeping in a bed in a hotel room, there's
nothing different about the hotel room. It's the outside campus
that was on the TV show. That's the special part.

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So if you've got a day pass for a grand
and you could spend twelve hours there, that's the kind
of thing you go, hey, hey, hey, scary, let's go
you and me, Well, one thousand dollars, we'll go, spend
the day, sit by the pool, we'll go drink peanut coladas.
We'll go, we'll go to the piano bar, we'll do
the things in the TV show. Right then, I could
see like spending a little bit of money to do that,
But spending five thousand dollars to sleep in a bed

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that means nothing because the bed wasn't part of the show.
That's the part where I go, yeah, right now, well, listen,
I didn't say that. I would still I would definitely
do it for that, for the five thousand, for the
for the whole trip. But I would consider I would
consider it, and it would be it would hurt me.
It would hurt. It would definitely be something that I

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would be like, Oh, I'd be wincing in pain. But
but that's not the case. That's not reality. The reality
is it's it's five twenty thousand dollars, five thousand dollars
a night, twenty twenty thousand for four nights, plus tax
and all the bullshit plus taxes. Twenty five fucking thousand. Okay,
let me ask you a question, and and it was

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ninety It said it was ninety five percent capacity. Who
it's like scary, you know who. There's there's people in
the world with that kind of money. It's just not us.
But let me ask you. Let me ask you this.
I check in. Let me let's say you checked into
a room. You know you're paying five thousand dollars for
the night. What would you expect to be in the
room when you got there? Besides like little chocolates, They

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better put something in the room. Everything, like a thousand
dollars bottle of champagne or something better be in that room. Yeah, absolutely,
I need an amenity something if you get If you
get towel animals, like a monkey made out of towels,
that's not cutting it. If you get a basket of fruit,
what what Arthur getting that movie the guy who washed
your dick? Yeah, wash your dick, scrub your that was

(01:04:48):
his actual butler. That wasn't anyway. But like, I would
want a butler to do everything for me, to wash
your dead, wipe my ass, wipe my ass, jeeves. I
don't want it all. Yeah, for five thousand dollars, I would
like I would like, uh, the use of a of
a hand, right, I want some I want massages, right,

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wipe my butt? I want. I want you to feed
me grapes and fan me and all that. But I
don't want towel animals. And I don't want a basket
of fruit. I don't want little chocolates. I don't want
a couple of I don't want like unlimited, like what
do they call the mini bar, all the peanuts. I
can eat the five thousand dollars a night. You better
give me a laptop computer to take home. Yes, I want, Yeah,

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I want you to pay my cell phone bill. You
better take care of me. You better, you want, you
better wax me top to bottom. I want massages around
the clock. I want to be treated like a king.
Yes the five thousand. I don't want like a free
water bottle. I don't want unlimited vending machine credits. You better,
you better take care of me. Free food? Am I
getting free food at the restaurant? What am I getting?

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Absolutely complimentary breakfast right off the bat from the jump?
Do I do I get? Do I get a chair
reserved for me at the pool, A chaise lounge to
get up? No, don't think panic cabana. I want I
want a tempapedic mattress on my lounge chair. And I
want there to be slippers. And I want you someone
to apply the sunscreen to me. Someone's gonna be rubbing

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it in. I want a smoking jacket and everyone I
walk this and I take, I want someone to take
it off my shoulders when I when I put my
arms out, I want someone to take the jacket off
my shoulders. I want to put my arms back out.
I want them to put the jacket, the satin jacket
on my show. I want to be like Hugh Hefner.
I want to have supermodels walking around. I want scary.
You want bottles of bottles and models, Man, I want

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sparklers and sparklers. If Scary goes in the hallway to
get ice in the ice machine, there better be a
butler with ice handing him ice into the bucket. Hey,
he goes, here's your ice. And then the ice bucket
should have sparkles and girls and bikinis. Deliver the ice
to your room with sparklers. That's what I want for
five thousand dollars. You know, five thousand you take for

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five thousand for one night, you would you would pay
you know what? And when I when I own a
room service, those little ketchup bottles better be full sized.
Damn ketchup bottles, not no glass, the glass version, not
the plow glass. And with Scary orders bottled water, it
better be an eight ounce bottles if that's what makes
him happen. Twelve ounce, oh, twelve ounce bottles. Mountains from

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the mountains, Yes, bring it. I want that. I want
burrows and donkeys bringing the water down fush in the mining.
I want to take a shower in fucking bottled waters.
I want I want bottled waters coming out of the faucet.
I want I want that mountain water from the bottle
coming out of the fucking shower head. I want to
brush my teeth with it. I want roast pokelo Maino

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vegetables in the mini bar waiting for me. If I
want it, It's automatically there. I push a button and
it's ready. That's what I want. What do you what
else do you want? Scary a car? I want car service.
I want I want free. I want a car service.
I want. I want to yes, a Lincoln Navigate or
some kind of at least an Cadillac Escalade to take
me to and from anywhere. I want every every time

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I go out to dinner and leave the property for
my from my duration, I want. I want that car
waiting for me, and it's gonna wait for where I
am and wait for me to come back. That's what
I want, with models and bikinis driving it. Yes, a
boy can dream. Five thousand dollars a night, towel monkeys.
You get none of the above. You get the you

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get the the joy of staying at the White Lotus Hotel.
I go to the hotels that say free HBO and WiFi.
It's like, okay, I'll take it. I know, listen, I
know that there are hotels even more expensive than that.
I knows there are people like sitting there like come on, scary,
But but no, I just couldn't go to the I'll

(01:08:49):
tell you, I go to the hotels that have a
number in the name. That's where I go. There's some
kind of number hotel six. What balls on the route?
Charge root seventy eight a motor haul motor in whatever?
Do you think it's like ground in ground pool? I'll
tell you January that the charge of that shit February

(01:09:09):
what it's cold? I don't know. Okay, slices, here's your homework.
Leave us a talk back legitimately. Now, don't we handle
the comedy here legitimately? What would you pay five thousand
dollars a night for outside of sex with a famous person? Like?
What would you like an event? A place to go
in with a country, a hotel? Is there something that

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you would spend five thousand dollars a night? On's talk
about the radio? App it microphone? Was there anything else
that you wanted to cover? Because we'll be back a
week of September. First we will be back. Yes, now
that's Labor Day. That's Monday. Now everyone in my fantasy
foot Oh scary, I'm fantasy football drafting Monday, Tuesday, and

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Wednesday that week. So we'll need to record after we
have to figure some things out. So by the time
you hear let's say this, when you hear this episode,
don't start leaving the talkbacks for this episode untilil until
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that's not true. That yeah, yeah, we like start start

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