#356: Row Row Rest, Row Row Rest

#356: Trick Or Treating in the rich neighborhoods to get the best candy; Brody's friend took a hidden microphone back in to a store where they robbed him of 3 cents the day before using the excuse the government stopped making pennies; Brody mocks Skeery's workout routine which includes a lot of downtime and trips to the water cooler; Brody gets drunk on 1 oz of Bailey's; Things your parents said that never made sense; How can you tell if your friends are swingers?; Brody felt stupid after complimenting a blind guy

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Start Up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start Up,
Brooklyn Boys, start up, start up up. They making noise up, start.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Up, dat Up, Episode three fifty six. It's the Brooklyn
Boys podcast. Hey everybody, how you feeling? Now? I'm good,
I'm David Brody. That's scary Jones. He was about to
forget that part. Nah, I was about to go into it.
I was about to why do we ask? Why do

(00:35):
we ask people how they're feeling? If they can't answer back,
how you feeling? How's it going? No, you should do
what Seth Myers does. He goes, hey, hope everyone, you know,
how's everyone doing? He says, how's everyone doing? O dead
of the audience, and he just kind of moves on. Yeah,
he said. Then he says, hope everybody's doing. Okay, that's
what we should say. Hope everybody's doing. Hope everybody's out.

(00:56):
Let's get now, let's get to the news. That's what
he says. Yeah, how much you just listening to our podcast?
That's right, that's all. Yeah, you have a good Halloween weekend? Uh? Yeah,
you know what? I set up the twelve foot inflatables outside. Yeah,

(01:17):
I have two giant twelve foot inflatables. I got like
a grim reaper and a giant like a pumpkin reaper
outside everybody had. I had the coolest looking uh front
of the front of the house here. And then I
you know, I bought. I only bought candy that I like, right,
so you know that when it's left over, that you
could eat it. Correct, And uh, nobody came by. Nobody

(01:41):
showed us that I forgot to get the door hanger.
So what they do is in my in my community,
is they give out door hangers like to put on
like you know, like do not disturb signs. But so
if you want to participate in trick or treating and
having candy, you hang the door on your door so

(02:02):
that the kids not only to ring the doorbells of
the people who are participating. Well, I forgot to pick
the door hanger up at the clubhouse and I didn't
have one, and so nobody came by, And why did
anybody come get candy? So I got a bag of candy.
I never signed up on the apartment cheat we have

(02:23):
we have apart of course you did. You're you're a hermit.
You don't know anybody, you know what apartment how's it
going to look if I opened my door and his
kids there and I'm alone, it's gonna be creepy. No,
it's not. No, the apartment, the apartment lobby. The lobby
has the apartment show sign up sheet, and I'd never
put my name on there. First of all, I'm never home.
It'll be a big disappointment. And then you know, it's

(02:44):
a nuisance to keep answering my door. However, a friend
like Scotti b from the Elvis Rancho, he told me
he had tons and tons and tons of trick of treaters.
He said that that they come from other neighborhoods. Did
you do that as a kid, like just go to
like the rich neighborhoods. Apparently there were no rich scary

(03:06):
scary You and I grew up in the same neighborhood.
There was no rich neighborhood. There was, but you had
to drive out of where our neighborhood was, you know,
you know, the only the only neighborhoods with money in
Brooklyn when we were growing up with Manhattan Beach and
and and New Mill Basin and uh and Dyker Uh
the Dker Heights, Yeah, the heights. I get in that
big money. They had big houses. But yeah, and they

(03:29):
had like a lot, a lot of Christmas. Decott contends
that a lot of the people around him give out
the full size candy bars. They don't give out the
fun size, they give the full size. So long island money. Yeah, right,
So so the word must have got out in other
towns that his town gives the gives the big full
size bars, so they get flooded. But I'm just wondering

(03:52):
if you know anyone had the because I don't, because
we didn't have that my First of all, my parents
had no time to uh to even take is trigger treating,
so we had to do it on our own. And
if we were going to do it on our own,
we had to go on our own neighborhood. And we
all know that it amounted to you know, good and
plenty Worth's original Mary Jane's all the all the crap.
So unlike you, I grew up in an apartment building

(04:15):
which had let's see, how one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
forty eight apartments right in the building, So that was
forty eight people I could trick a treat with, well,
forty seven. I didn't tricker treat in my own house,
own apartment, forty seven other apartments pretty much without ever
going outside. So if the weather was bad, we would

(04:35):
just trick or treat like the other one or two
other kids in the building. We would go around together
and we're like, oh, don't ring that bell. That's the
old nasty man. But we knew, we knew what doorbells
to ring, and we never had to go out. Yeah,
maybe we would go like up the block halfway and
then go that's enough and then turn around, and we
had to go very far. However, my kids, when they
were younger, we would go trigger treating in the affluent

(04:59):
ara within a couple of miles a world. Okay, so
you did do this, you did participate. Okay, So but
here's the thing. There was so yet too found out
about it. We found out about it because one of
our old record label friends who lived in that area
was like, oh, you should come trick or treating in

(05:20):
my area. It's the best. So that everyone in town
would meet on the corner a certain corner, and then
everyone in a large group would move together and go
from house to house, and all the houses had like
animatronics and everyone was out of the lawn. Those are
the full sized candy bar houses, of course, full sized

(05:41):
candy bars. And it wasn't like you know, stragglers. It
was like forty five fifty kids all going and the
door opened once they gave everybody and they were done,
and then you went across the street and you were done.
And this was an area where a couple of famous
people lived, and so occasionally you'd ring a bed and
the famous person would answer the bell. In one particular time,

(06:03):
one particular time, this one house that had a giant
staircase in the front. You go up like twenty five
steps to get to this right and it's all marble
and fancy. They're making you work for your candy. Yeah,
he had to go up. So I my kids were
little at that point, maybe they were like, you know,
ten seven five somewhere around there, like eleven somewhere. So
we went up to the top and I'm not going

(06:25):
to mention any names, but the door opens and it
is a oh, come on person names. No, no, no,
because I don't want to say where they live, and
we're I no, So you didn't say shit, and you
haven't given any prescription. I just I want to know
who the famous celebrity was the answered the door. It
was a it was a famous person of color who

(06:48):
who had been on our show, okay, our morning show. Okay.
And so when I opened the door and I said,
my kids will like trick or treat, he sees me
and says Brody from the More Show. And I'm like yeah,
and my kids were like, oh, you know, it was like,
how do you know this guy? Uh? And so his

(07:09):
house was beautiful, but it was that was the kind
of neighborhood. It was like full sized candy balls, like
you said, right, So, okay, I don't understand what you
can't mention who the famous person was, but okay, all right,
Well well because I don't, I'm not sure everyone in
our audience would even know this person if I said it. Okay, okay, well,
well never mind, we'll move on for that. One thing

(07:30):
I did see was a lot of videos of you know,
people you know, with with decorations of neighborhoods and costumes
and and and this recurring thing, this reoccurring phrase that said, huh,
nobody does Halloween like blank Neck fill in the town.
Nobody does Halloween like Long Island, nobody does Halloween like

(07:53):
New Jersey. Nobody does Halloween like and or more specific like,
there was a lot of people saying that, Yeah, I can,
I can honestly say whatever, state whatever. I can honestly
say that unless you've and I don't want to be
sound like you know that, like huhuh, we're Manhattan and
we're elitist, But I don't. We don't live in Manhattan.

(08:14):
But nobody does Halloween like the Greenwich Village Halloween Parade
in Manhattan, New York City. Yeah, but that but that's
not trick or treating. That's a different thing. No, but
I'm talking Yeah, but for costumes, for the celebration, for
the party, for the music, for the atmosphere. I mean,
that's really the quintessential in our neighbor in this area,

(08:35):
at least try area. Now you know what listen forget
about city or well Salem, Massachusetts. No, I mean, how
do you compare with a place that where like where
Witchcraft was pretty much invented, right or where where ran rampant.
There are places what do you mean it ran rampant?
There wasn't real witches. What are you talking about? Salem Witchcraft? Salem,

(08:59):
real witches, scary? It wasn't real witches, but there were.
It's haunted, isn't Salem haunted? That's where the term witch
hunt comes from. It means going after people that they
weren't guilty of anything. So say, what about what about
like Savannah, Georgia. There's a lot of ghosts there in
New Orleans, they're haunted places. But but just to like
name an arbitrary neighborhood as nobody does Halloween like blank,

(09:22):
it's just like really saying nothing because to me, well,
to them, to them, it's a big deal in the
town next to them is probably pissed off. Right, But
you haven't you haven't seen Manhattan. You haven't seen the village?
Have you haven't been to the villa. I've I've gone,
like for several years in a row. I mean I
haven't gone last couple of years. But okay, but but
but nobody does Halloweens like the village Halloween parade. Okay,

(09:46):
but okay, but when somebody when a town says nobody
does Halloween like our town, they don't mean a parade
with floats and flamboyant people. They mean candy and costumes.
What have you seen the costumes at the village Halloween parade. Yeah, scary,
it's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about towns.
Aren't in competition with the village, your competition with on

(10:07):
the towns, towns who do like we do Halloween. They're
talking about the way they decorate their town, the way,
the way the kids dress up, the way you know,
the way the candy is put out. That's what they're
talking about. They're not talking about actual truck floats going
down the street with with with with strippers and and
drag queens and crazy costumes. That's something they're talking about.

(10:29):
You can't compare that to anything else. We're not more
than ten minutes into this and Birdie's already bent out
of shape. We got to take a break. You pull,
I'll tell you why I'm a little you pull. I'll
tell you why I'm a little I'm a I'm a
little on edge or something. I'll tell you there's something
going on, boys podcast. We will be right back. I'm

(10:50):
looking at you, Birdie to the camera, and you're like
you're you're holding your your head in your hand, You're
pulling on the skin of your face. What's happening? Then
you're high your bloodshot. I see it. I can see
this is not the David Brody that I know. Okay,
So I'm glad you picked up on it, because, yeah,
something's a little off for me, and I'll tell you

(11:11):
what it is. So you know I don't drink, right,
I drink a little bit, but I'm not a drinker,
which is why I don't invite. Well, you're a douchebag,
because I can still go and have fun whether I'm
drinking or not. I can have a drink. The point is,
every once in a while I'll I'll have a drink
with like Irish cream or Bailey's or a flavor of

(11:33):
Bailey's if they come out with something fun like s'mores
Bailey's or I don't know your go to if anything.
Got a good white Russian right? Yeah? Yeah, I like
kalua and okay, so I needed to go get more
khalua for the house. So I stopped off at the
at the liquor store on my way home today when

(11:53):
I was out running errands, and I saw a bottle
of something that's been around a while, but I had
never seen it. I'm sure it's been around whatever Bailey's chocolate.
So I'm thinking to myself, well, Bailey, I love Bailey's
and I love chocolate. It had six or seven different flavors.
I've had strawberry shortcake, I've had Chruro flavor Bailey's. You

(12:17):
know again. I put a little bit of milk and
I call it a night. So I Google reviewed Bailey's
chocolate and the review said, oh, people who like who
comment say it's creamy, it's good for milkshakes, pour over
at ice cream, and it has more of an alcoholic
kick to it than some of Bailey's other flavors. All right.

(12:38):
So I'm like, no, okay, well fine, I'll just you know,
put less of it in whatever. So when I got
home today, I'm in the kitchen. I'm about to feed
the dogs, right because someone's got to feed them. I'm here,
I gotta feed them. I'm the only one here to
feed the dogs at that point. And I was like, oh,
you know what, I really want to taste the Bailey's chocolate.

(13:00):
This is like half hour ago. Yeah. So I put
I don't know, half a shot glassy a little bit,
and I put some milk in it and I drank it.
I'm like, oh, this is like chalk chalcolate milk. It's
like chocolate milk and to chocolus. I went, I drank it.
I was like, oh, this is like you drink milk.
You're like, you don't sit, but you drink it. And
then I went back on the couch and scared, like,

(13:22):
I need another twenty minutes. I'll be ready. I was
like okay, and I'm sitting there and all of a sudden,
I go, oh, oh, my head feels a little bit off. Really,
how many can get a little tired? How many ounces
did you drink? And maybe one two ounces? Come on?
A little amount cannot get you to the point that

(13:44):
you're at right now. There's no way. Scary scary. I
don't drink I had. I put a little in the
bottom of the glass. I put me it was like
eighty percent milk. I just was like, whatever, I about
eighty percent. It was like three four to one milk milk.
You should be fine. Oh wow, scary look at look
at my eyes. I'm like, I'm like, uh, dizzy, Are

(14:07):
you sorry? You drank it? No, It's delicious. But when
I realized I had to do a podcast, I'm like,
oh yeah, I'm definitely a little hoofy. Yeah, all right,
so I'm glad. I'm glad you noticed it. You're like,
you know you you cook. I'm sorry, vices, I'm sorry

(14:29):
you're beat off. We all are indulged in it in
an ounce of bailey Chocolate. My point is, though, if
you like Bailey's and you like chocolate, it's really good.
So if you look, I'm not encouraging anyone to drink,
but if you do drink and you have a little
Bailey's chocolate, leave us a talk back and let us
know if it was a little more alcoholic than you anticipated. Yeah,

(14:50):
because I assure you the other flavors of Bailey's, the
flavors they don't feel like this. No, no, So okay,
I'm a lightweight, I admit it.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
All right.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
So I'm I'm out of it. But for another reason,
and that is because your boy has been working out
every single day. Oh and what about you? I've been
at the gym every day. Oh oh in this story,
you're my boy. It's in this you're playing the role

(15:27):
of Mike. What's the problem? The more I go, the
heart of the workouts get because he says, you're ready,
You're ready, You've turned the corner. You're here. So it's
almost like I'm getting punished. We're going so many days
in a row because he feels like I'm building up
strength and stamina and conditioning and that I can handle more.

(15:49):
This motherfucker. So put me on this guy, put me
on the row. You know the row machine, the row
you sit down the slices, it's all the slices have
heard from your works is the row machine, the row
where you pull, you pull on the chain and you
are taking uh the ozembic from the from row dot
co that he made me go on there two and

(16:14):
a half minutes straight, then take two and a half
hold on, wait, then take a three minute break, and
then go on two and a half minutes again eight times,
eight times wait, wait a minute eight so two and
a half, a three minute rest, two and a half,
back on a three minute rest, two and a half.

(16:36):
But it made me repeat this process eight times and
then wait a minute. You rested longer than you rode,
only about thirty seconds. But still wait, no, no, no, no,
there's there's a method to the madness. I went up
a flight of stairs, I went up three steps, and

(16:56):
then I waited a minute we're up another three steps.
I went to you suppose that's how you're supposed to
work out. You're not supposed to just work out. You're
not supposed to just put all our effort in and
found until you muscle failure. You can't do that, and
then you you're out of breath and you sweat and
your balls off, and then then you know you're good
for nothing. But if you pause, you take you take

(17:17):
calculated breaks, and you go back to it. What's so
funny you rested for three minutes after rowing for two
and a half if you played pick a ball. I
played pick a ball for like a point, and it
was like, I take a break, it, tak a break.
I just go to point it take a break. So
each one is four hundred meters, and how many meters

(17:38):
in a mile sixteen hundred, So so you're talking about
I did how many? I did two miles on the rower.
I rode two miles on the rower. And then at
the end of that he gave me these fifty pound
weights and he put it. He says, this is gonna
this is called the farmers, the farmer something or other,

(18:01):
and and I had I lift these weights and carry them,
and he made me walk across the entire floor back
and forth ten times with these weights in my fucking hands.
Did you can just walk back and forth? And yeah?
I'm like, oh, that seems easy. After the third or
fourth time, I'm like, oh, this is not easy. What
the fuck? I can't wait to put these down. That

(18:22):
was the whole workout the day before. He did what
I did. What it's called a circuit. You know what
a circuit is, yeah, I do. I'm not talking about
how explain it? A circuit? Scary? All right? Scary? You
asked me if I know? Now, tell the slice. So
so I had to go on the go up next
to the squat rack. All right, I'm echoing back on

(18:46):
myself here, Okay, I have one hundred, one hundred pounds
one hundred go back on yourself. That's your own date. No, No,
the bar is forty five pounds, and then he put
twenty five pounds on each side, so it's like ninety
five pounds. I had to do one. I had to
do one squad with the thing on my back, one
and then one pull down, one push up one. I

(19:10):
did one one, one, one one, and then I had
to go back and do it again and go two
two two two two three three three two three all
the way to five five five five five, five five five.
Then I took like a four minute break, and then
I had to start from five, do five five to
five five and work my way all the way back

(19:31):
to one four four four four three two two t
T T three two two two two two one one
one one with I had to do knee crunch, I
had to do a push up. I had to do
a dumbbell rais. I had, like, you know, just like
a pot pourri of exercises. That's another thing that crushed me.

(19:54):
Killed me. I'm like, what are you doing? What are
these workouts we're doing? All of a sudden, he goes,
these these are next level workouts. So I am dead tired,
not from liquor, but from that. So I rest my case. Tomorrow,
I'll go back in. It's he's gonna have another concoction.
He says, this is perfect for your strength and conditioning.

(20:15):
We're doing some core, we're doing some cardio. So how
much actual rowing did you do? Back to the minutes
about the rower, Yeah, how long did you row row
your boat? Uh? Two and a half minutes? Times eighty.

Speaker 4 (20:32):
What is that.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Ten? Fifteen, twenty minutes? It's a long with eighteen with
eighteen the rest. Yes, what do you do? What kind
of Matthew doing? Why am I coming back at me?
I hear myself in your head it's it's you know,
it's in your headphones. No it's not. I don't hear

(20:57):
any feedback. It's gone now anyway. Okay, all right, So
I have this video here. How long should you work
out on a rowing machine? Let's see what they say
along with core activation, Yeah, it is.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
The duration of your rowing workout should align with your
fitness goals. High intensity rowing can range from hit intervals
to longer raise pieces. High intensity workouts are ideally around
fifteen to thirty minutes of work. Low intensity rowing focuses
on steady, continuous rowing at a comfortable pace. This type
of workout primarily targets aerobic endurance and facility.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Steady rowing for fifteen to thirty minutes. No, there's nothing
in here about about taking a break for three minutes
from your road for two and a half. Oh, I
googled how long should you work out on a rowing machine?
But that wait a second, help on, there's gotta be
there's gotta be a methadone thirty.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
To sixty minute time frames and are suitable third dinners,
Active recovery.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
Thirty to sixty minutes from beginning, looking.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
To build a strong aerobic base with breaks if you're
a runner.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
Thirty to sixty minutes with breaks for beginners, where did
you hear with breaks? There's gotta be breaks in there.
You can't go steady. You can't go steady for thirty minutes.
You can go steady for fifteen, of course you can.
You never rode a byte for fifteen minutes. But the
rower is tough. That's a tough piece of machinery. And
the slices have no idea what the tension setting on

(22:22):
it was. It could have been light setting. You could
have been rowing nothing. You could have been rowing a
rubber band for all we know. Two, you worked out
for two and a half minutes and then rested for
three How if the fuck you? No, these are I'm
making some significant gains. Yeah, you're gaining time at the
gym because you're just spending half of it resting. But

(22:43):
posting today, well, I did three sit ups, then I
took a nap, then I did four sit ups. Then
I took a nap. Okay, yeah, if I'm doing okay,
if I'm doing if I'm doing medball slams where I
take a twenty pound medicine ball. All right, yeah, you
slam it like a baby, slam it down and do

(23:05):
a squad. Now I do take a break. I do
ten of them, and then you tell yeah, then you
take a break. Why don't you try lifting the ball?
You say you're you're rather than lifting it over your
head like as an exercise, you lift it once and
slam it down. That's what we do. You drop it.
You're basically letting gravity drop the ball. No, you're you're

(23:25):
slamming it onto the ground. You're pushing it down and
you let go of it to slam it onto the
ground as hard as you can. And then after ten
of the reps you take, then you go over to
another piece of equipment and you do something for your
called called the bed. You take a nap. No, no, no,
I'll do something else. When you when you say you

(23:47):
do a circuit, do you turn the light office that
you turn the light switch off? Is doing the circle?

Speaker 4 (23:50):
Wo?

Speaker 2 (23:52):
You take a nap? You exercise you're not paying. You're
not paying this guy, right, this trainer. Of course, I am,
oh yeah, Now do you pay him to take a
three minute break and then pay him again? He's he's
giving me the orders of what to do and when
to do them, and when he's gotta, he's gotta, he's
gotta stop watch. So so if I donna stop watch,

(24:13):
So if I do, if I do ten minutes, you
know what he you know what he does. He watches
you stop that. No, no, no no. If I do
ten reps of one exercise, ten reps of another of
exercise B, and then ten of exercise C, I'm entitled
to go to the water fountain, take a few cups

(24:36):
of water, take a two minute break, and then I
repeat it Exercise A, B C. Little break with some water,
more water, and then go back to ABC again and
I do each one three times. How is that? How
much of a break do you take between A and
B and B and C? You take three minutes between me? No, no, no, no,

(25:00):
you just you take like about thirty seconds to a minute,
but you take a longer break after you repeat one
round of it. That's that's smart. That's smart working out
right there. That's yeah, you find this so comical. I'm
still laughing at my stopwatch joke. All right, you keep

(25:22):
laughing through the commercial break podcast. You're still going I'm
still you crack yourself up. There's no bigger fan of
David Brody than David Brody. Oh that's not true. There
slices who like me more than I like myself. I
did want to tell you a story about my friend

(25:43):
paper Menu, who he called me yesterday. He did want
to come on the podcast. I begged him to come
on the podcast. He said, you can tell the story
better than me. I just I did this for you.
I lived it, I did it. I did it for you.
So he went he went to the local drug store chain, okay,

(26:04):
one of the big drug store chains, and he went
in for a small red bull, and the red bull
with tax came out to two forty seven. I think
it was two forty seven. He's the one forty seven
or two forty seven whatever, And he gives the woman
behind the counter three dollars, okay, two forty seven, three dollars.

(26:27):
What's the change, scary fifty three cents. Very good. So
now it's important to the story because I have audio.
I'm gonna that the woman had a broken English, Spanish
Hispanic accent. Okay, so he said, So she hands him
two quarters for his change instead of fifty three cents.

(26:50):
So he says, now again, this is my friend paper Menu,
who is not cheap. He's one of the guys who
said women don't pay when he goes out to eat. Okay,
So what would you have done, Scary Jones? If the
change was fifty three cents and they gave you back
fifty no pennies? I would I would. I would chalk

(27:13):
it up as a three cent loss because I don't
want their three pennies and because you're a bougie fuck no,
not because I have no, no need in my life
for a penny. They stopped printing them for a reason.
That's a that's it's irrelevant. We have enough pennies in
circulation anyway. So my friend paper Menu says to the woman,

(27:33):
you owe me three cents, and she says no pennies,
and he says, okay, but then give me a nickel,
no draw short then if I give you pennies, right,
So again I'm doing a terrible accent. So he says, yeah,
but you owe me three cents. She says, it's not
my fault, it's the government. They don't make pennies. So

(27:55):
he says, yeah, okay, then give me then give me
a nickel. You take the two cent law, So why
am I taking a three cent loss? You have no pennies?
I have no pennies. They don't make pennies no more. So,
so he the guy behind him online. He looks at
the guy behind him, like what the fuck, and the
guy's like, yeah, they don't. They don't make no more pennies,
which is of course not proper English, but that's not

(28:16):
the point. And so he says, well, okay, so next
time I come, you'll give me a nickel. Right, No,
So he's all frustrated, but he says to himself, he says,
to himself, my friend David would love this for his podcast.
So he goes back the next day, now another red ball,

(28:38):
and he recorded it. Now the conversation is short at
this time, but he recorded it, so we would have
audio for a podcast. That's how good my friend. I
love it.

Speaker 5 (28:45):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
Thank you PAPERMN you for your contribution in advance. Yea,
So here here's the audio. He's getting the money he's
handing her the money. Yeah, yeah, she's making change. She's

(29:09):
counting the coins.

Speaker 5 (29:13):
Will you to my penny? But why do I have
to get You should give me a nickel instead of
keeping my three cents? But this is let's pall right. Yeah,
I don't get.

Speaker 4 (29:27):
Three change, but it's only two cents. Maybe you give
me extra two cents and keep it instead of keeping
my three cents. I'm gonna bring you two cents and
you give me a nickel.

Speaker 5 (29:40):
Understand.

Speaker 4 (29:40):
Yeah, I ended up sing's keeping my three cents.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Okay, So she said it's not me, it's it's the government.
Two dollars. Where's my two dollars? Killing the bicycle? Oh my,
you heard what he said? Yeah, he said, he goes,
I'll come back. I'll come back with two cents tomorrow.
You'll give me a nickel. No, because all of a sudden,
I am the transaction just lasts twenty four hours and

(30:08):
then it resets itself. Is that right? Yeah? Because you
know it used to be. It used to be like
take a penny, leave a penny.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
There.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Used to be like, oh, if it's more than two cents,
then you get the benefit. If it's less than two cents,
you lose the benefit. So if the change was one
or two cents, you go, oh, keep the two cents.
But if it's three cents, you give the nickel. It's
not his fault. He's out six cents now. Yeah, So
the lady's excuse was, it's not my fault, it's the government.

(30:38):
It's not my fault. Slices. What are we talking about here?
I know Vinny from Brooklyn is like Brody, listen, normally
I'm out on your side. Let's not be on your side, Brody.
It's nominal. You're talking about fractions of But but it's
a business. This woman doesn't get to speak for a
company and decide I'm not giving you three cents. I

(30:58):
don't not pennies. You can't do that. You can't just
decide not to give. If you're not gonna go to
the bank and get pennies, then you have to give
people a nickel.

Speaker 5 (31:08):
I no, no, I.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
Agree with that. I agree that they they should give
him the better for the doubt. What a shitty fucking
business that is. But I wouldn't squabble over it. I'm
not gonna lose sleep over it. I'm not even gonna
get my blood pressure up over it. I'm just gonna
be you're a pushy No, all right, I got upset
for him. I mean, it's it is the principle. I
understand that. I understand as the principle, and then businesses

(31:33):
shouldn't be doing that. Old on what if she says,
I don't have any singles? So, uh, I'm not giving
you three dollars back. You just call it even? I mean, wait,
does it end? Yeah? All right, I'm sorry. I'm out.
I'm out of twenties, so I can't give you a change. Sorry.
I wish I was with the year with me. The
other day. I thought of you. I was in the game.
You would a Saturday Life live party or a mess

(31:56):
party announce I would have loved. I was at the
gas station and I was engine running, and uh, with
the engine running, of course, you dumb fuck hold on,
and I said, give me twenty dollars regular right cash? Yeah,
So I I just am on my phone and I'm

(32:16):
flipping to my phone and I'm I'm texting people. So
I hear the gas going cold. You could you get
you any here? And then you know, he takes the
hose out, puts it in the thing, and he goes
and I went to look over and I handed him
the twenty and I noticed that the gear the meter
said nineteen dollars and ninety nine cents. He shorted me

(32:40):
one penny of gas. So I looked at him. He
looked at me, and he goes, oh, sorry, and he says,
he says, he says exactly well, I didn't even have
to ask for it. I just looked at him. I'm like,
nineteen ninety nineties. Yeah, he goes, sorry he was, and
I'm sorry, I have no pennies. The government stopped making them.

(33:03):
So I'm like, okay, now I just got hold on
I just because I'm burning up.

Speaker 5 (33:13):
I know you are.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
You can fry an egg on your head. I could
see it now, So get the scam. Get the scamboney
jingle ready, because I know why this is a scambony.
I rolled, I rolled my window up, and I put
the car into gear and I drove away happily, didn't
even question him. And then I thought to myself, motherfucking
Brody would have forced him if he didn't have any pennies.

(33:36):
He would have forced him to put the gas nozzle
back in the car and do one click just to
get the one penny more of gas, which would probably
be nothing because the thing probably clicks before it lets
out any liquid. It's probably you probably don't even get shit.
It's probably just like click. Okay, let me ask you
a question. Was this a fly by night, like a

(33:58):
hood gas station? Like no, big No, it's one of
the big corporation brands. Yes, okay. The reason I'm asking,
and anyone who's ever worked in a gas station, in
a legit gas station knows this. If somebody says, give
me twenty dollars, you can preset the amount to shut
off you for all you know, he give me preset,
and the thing in nineteen ninety nine, the fuck over

(34:19):
every car that comes in, and that shit adds up
and he gets an extra ten twenty bucks a day.
Let me ask you a question. If he had given
you a nineteen ninety seven, would you have cared nineteen
ninety four. Where is the point where you would have said,
come on, man, where's my gas? At what point? What
if he said nineteen ninety and he goes I would

(34:40):
have said, if it was nineteen ninety seven, I would
be like, yo, bro, come on man, give me another
give me another squirt, give you another squirt? You would
so for three cents, you would have said something.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
No.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
But the thing is, at this point, remember the nozzles
out of a back on the on the rack, and
my gas can. You tank is closed? Price? What's the
price is it? Whatever he says nineteen seventy five, it goes,
I don't have any quarters. I'm out of quarters.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no no no. You
fill me to twenty, bro, fill me to twenty. Okay,
so twenty five cents, you're putting it back in. He's
sticking it back in. Twenty cents, he's sticking it back
in fifteen ten okay, even a dime. No, you can't
fucking be nineteen ninety and think, okay, you're gonna short
change me. It was nineteen ninety nine. Okay, so you
have a limit, right, you have a limit. Ten cents,

(35:25):
you your pistols, even a nickel in nineteen ninety five. No,
I said, penny. You gotta give you know, you gotta
give me a little squirt. You know what I'm saying. Okay,
So Scary Jones calls bullshit at five cents, But my
friend calls bullshit at three cents and he's wrong. Is
that what you're saying? No, well, it's it's a little
bitt beb What what is it different? He got ripped

(35:48):
off three cents, You got ripped off a penny, and
you said if you got ripped off five cents, you
would go crazy, You'd want you because because in that case,
all it would take for him is to do is
to put the nozzle back. That's worth unscrewing the cap
on the tank, putting the nozzle back and giving me
and filling me to twenty Okay, that's all. Okay, What happens?
What happens if he goes click click, and now it's

(36:10):
twenty dollars and four cents and he goes, bro, you
owe me four cents?

Speaker 3 (36:13):
What do you do?

Speaker 2 (36:13):
Then you tell him you're out of nichols? I don't
tell him you're out of pennies. I would imagine he
would give me the benefit of the doubt because it's
in my favor. Why should he, man's got to make
a living. Why is he giving you free gas? I mean,
you wouldn't take the you got short change from him?
You don't want to get short change. We are quibbling,
quibbling over fractions of pennies and stuff. It doesn't matter.

(36:36):
I just I don't know for whatever reason. Listen, I
did say I did take the side of your friend
paper menu. Yes, the business should have been better, but
you know what that that that tells you the kind
of business it is. And maybe maybe the price they
pay is that they don't get my business again, you
know what, just a on account of just on account

(36:57):
of principle, Well, fuck you, I'm not coming about you
get drunk. The drug store, Oh, the drug store. Okay,
but what if okay, let me ask you a question.
Be honest, Now, be honest. If you went back to
the same gas station four days later and said give
me twenty bucks worth of gas and he gave you
nineteen ninety nine again, are you going back a third time? Never? Okay, okay,

(37:18):
but me see, you would go back to that. You
would be like you might be like, hey, give me
that extra penny, or you'll be like, hey, you owe
me a penny next time. So next time, if I
ask for twenty dollars, I come back, I'm getting twenty
oh one. That's what you would do. No, what I
would do is go a third time to establish a pattern,
and I would take a picture of the meter each
time and then go aha, I go, I'm gonna I'm

(37:40):
gonna expose you to all the local can't imagine he
did something nefarious. He didn't do this on purpose. Oh oh,
he's programming these he's programming it to nineteen ninety nine.
Oh my god, absolutely, come on, fucking they fuck get
the gas pump. Wow. All right, hey, hey, what's today?

(38:01):
What's today's date? As we record this, today is Wednesday,
November fifth, Okay, twenty twenty five. I'm gonna bring this up,
bring this one thing up, and then we can take
a break. Uh So John Oliver does this thing every
month at the beginning of the month. On last week, tonight,
he does a montage of local newscasters all over the

(38:21):
country saying the same thing. He is saying the same joke,
saying the same cliche, like pumpkin latte, I got my
pumpkin lante. So every month, uh, he does the same thing.
He shows them all, go, h Mike, can you believe
it's already August? Oh my god, it's August already. Can
you believe it's August?

Speaker 5 (38:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (38:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we actually run some of those montages
on the air. That's great, right, I know you have right,
Okaymber First, it's already September. Can you believe It'sturday? September?
And I hate that. It's like, yeah, I can fucking believe.
It happens every year and every month is the same,
you know, roughly thirty days. Every day's two twenty four hours.

(39:01):
I understand how the calendar works. Yes, I can believe
it's already November. So I went to get a haircut
from our friend and I sit down in the chair
on November third, scary and what do I get?

Speaker 3 (39:12):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (39:13):
Hello, David, I go, how's it going? Good? Good? Good?
Can you believe it's already November? Yes, I can fucking
believe it's already November. Yes, that's what happens after Halloween
November comes. It's a form of small talk. It's a
way of breaking ice. It's a way of opening it's
an opening statement on that's what people do. It's the

(39:34):
elevator small talk. That's all it is. No, No, you know,
you say, hey, how how is your Halloween? Like you
did how is Halloween? How was Halloween? Hey? How is
your weekend. Oh, my weekend was great. How are the kids? Oh,
kids are great, you know, because we believe it's ready,
because I'm not. Yeah, I'm not that small minded, you know.
I actually asked a better question. Yeah, I guess it

(39:56):
could have been. I guess a lot of There are
podcasts that I'm sure they're out there that started they're
broadcast with can you believe it's November? First? But that's
not us, that's not who we are. I'm okay, So, slices, Slice,
I want you to make a note of anyone this
week who said to you because you believe it's November,
And I want you to be honest if you did

(40:18):
it to somebody else, did you go you believe it's
in November? Because yeah, I can believe it. It happened.

Speaker 5 (40:24):
Now.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
I did have a couple of people to me to
talk to me today here in the Northeast, it reached
sixty five degrees, So people said, can you believe it's
sixty five degrees here in the middle of that's a
different store, because that's not normal, right, that's not normal.
The fact that it's November is normal. It's always November
this month, every year. This month is November, so, but

(40:45):
it's not always sixty five degrees. I actually had to
open the windows in my car today also when I
was driving because it was hot in the car. Yeah,
it was hot out. It's hot out there for Well,
how about this one? On Sunday, I found myself in
Bloomingdale's with a buddy of mine. Why you woke up drunk?
What do you mean you found yourself there? Well, that's
where I wasn't supposed to be there, but we ended

(41:06):
up there, and we were all and you're buying. You're
buying your boye some jewelry and Elton John step Into
Christmas is playing. And I looked at him and I
pointed up at the speaker and I'm like, can you
believe this? It's not even Thanksgiving yet they're playing Christmas music?
Do I at least? Is that normal? I mean, I
feel like I mean, it's not. It's like, like, calm

(41:31):
down already. It's November first. It was November second actually
on Sunday and they're playing Step Christmas Step. You are
twenty years late to complain about how early Christmas comes
in retail stores because they stopped playing Christmas music. I

(41:53):
know it used to be after Thanksgiving? Right used to
be well right now Target, Target, the demand Halloween is
over Thanksgiving with a little bit of Christmas already out,
already out. I don't see the Honiker stuff out yet,
but I'm the Christmas stuff is coming any day now.
So that's just that's it's the retail world we live in. Anyway,

(42:15):
it'll be yeah, yeah, can you believe? Can you believe it?
Can you believe it? Can you believe it? Can you believe?
They're playing Christmas music already? You're that guy, I'm that guy.
All Right, we gotta take a break. We'll be back.
It's podcast. You're awake, I'm awake. I'm awake. I was

(42:38):
just thinking about whether or not I wanted to tell
a Target story because you told me last week that
a pickleball story. I'm gonna go with Target. Okay, you
can Target. So this there's a story, and then there's it.
There's a that I need. I need slice. I need
slices to leave their stories. So I'm in Target and

(42:59):
I'm checking out. I'm ringing up my order at the
self checkout, and there's a mom with a little girl.
The little girl's maybe seven eight years old, and the
daughter was asking questions and trying to put something on
the scanner, like scan something she wanted, you know, like
they always have the candy. They call it the impulse

(43:19):
buying stuff at the register. Yeah, and the mother is
getting frustrated with her, and she's like, you gotta stop it,
you know, you know, uh, cut it out whatever. And
the daughter's like, well, I you know, I it's not fair.
I went whatever the daughter said, and the mother says,
looks right at her, and she says, if you keep
talking that way to me, the problems you're gonna have

(43:39):
you don't even know. Well, of course she's not gonna know.
She's eight years old. What does that mean. The problems
you're gonna have you don't even know. You don't even know.
She doesn't have life experience yet, so she's not gonna
know most of it, right right, Yeah, well you don't
even know, Like what are they I'm gonna cut your
fingers off. What does she talk to? Of course you

(44:00):
don't even know. Problems, you don't even know, the problems
you're gonna have, you don't even know, Like I don't
know why again, why the word even is in there?
But okay, you don't even know what's what's so?

Speaker 4 (44:12):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (44:13):
What does that mean to the kid? It means nothing.
The kid's like, I don't know what problems I'm gonna have. Well,
how is that a threat? She has no idea what
the problems are. So it reminded me of dumb ship
my parents would say to me sometimes in the heat
of anger. They would just start blurting shit out, like
what right. Well, one time my mother called me a

(44:33):
son of a bitch. She said, she said something like,
go clean up your room. Stop aggravating me, this little
son of a bitch. It's almost like a it's almost
on an insult to herself exactly. So I said, so,
I said, you're absolutely right, Mom, no argument, And then
she realized what she had said, and then I got

(44:53):
in trouble. Wow, My point is so, My point is, Slices,
was there something your parents said that you like, they
used to yell at you or that made no sense?
It was an old Italian phrase or whatever, an old
Spanish something that made no freaking sense when they said it,
if you analyzed it or as a parent, as a parent,
have you ever yelled out something so stupid that you

(45:15):
realize after you said it, it made no sense. But
that's what the woman was like, Well, you don't even
know the problems you're gonna have. You don't even know
the kid was eight years old. She's like, oh no,
what does that mean? So scary? If you did your
mom ever yell something stupid to you or God help you? Okay,
how's God get Like? I hope he does. It sounds

(45:36):
like I'm in trouble. Yeah, like God help or God
is not really a Threatna, that's not a threat to
say God help you. No, yeah, God help you, God help?
I catch you? You doing this? Or what Mike? Uh?
All right? Or how about how about parents who say
this is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you,
but then they spank your ass. It absolutely hurt the

(45:58):
kid more that what they mean. I don't want to
have to do this. But they don't really mean that.
It's not really hurting the parent more were spanking a kid,
it hurts them. They don't mean that. There's got to
be others. Yeah, so Slices's got a lot of homework.
I'm giving you more home, more homework for the slices. Yeah.
In other words, don't call your kid a son of
a bitch because it's right back at you. Yeah, so

(46:20):
what else you got? I got a story about ac DC.
I gotta tell you, and then we'll get out of here.
Getting late, it's getting late. We still we still have
another hold on a second. I know, iHeart told us
that we should keep these to around sixty minutes, but well,
I don't give a shit. We gotta give entertainment to
the people. We're not even no, I'm saying, we're not
even in fifty minutes yet? You want to leave? What

(46:42):
are you doing over here? Bro?

Speaker 3 (46:44):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (46:44):
Then I give you I'll give you a funny paper
menu story, more paper menu. Why don't we add him
to the podcast? By the way, won't come on? Somebody
asked us if we can have Spruce on the loose
on Oh. I talked to him tonight.

Speaker 5 (46:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
Great, A great conversation with him tonight. It was hilarious.
Hold yeah, should we have him on because the listeners
watch Spruce. Spruce is the fan favorite. You know that, Oh,
Spruce is great. We wrote it. We wrote a comedy
bit tonight together for him because because I sometimes I
like to do the job I used to do with him,
So like he'll call me to go. Hey, you want
to write, I go, absolutely, So I wrote I wrote

(47:20):
a bit with him tonight, you know, for radio stations
around the country to use, and so, Uh I should
have said, we want to be on tonight. I didn't
think of it, although I did ask my friend. I
did ask my friend Eric to come on tonight because
my friend Eric from the It's Eric Nagel Show. Yes, Uh,
he had something happened to him at a clothing store
that I have never heard of, and I would have
been I would have walked out. It's the most freaky

(47:43):
thing I've ever heard. So uh, as soon as we
can get him on to tell that story. Scary what
you would have done. I can't imagine how you would
have handled this situation. It's mind blowing that any clothing
store would do this to a customer think it was normal.
So we're gonna have Eric on first. We couldn't come
on tonight, so I'm gonna try to get him on
uh soon. But yeah, from the It's Eric Nigel Show

(48:04):
with a K and a G. This is something I've
been wanting to address, but I really can't. It's gonna
hit too close to home. I don't want to out
my girlfriend on it, but she seems to. I'm just
gonna say it because I'm not. I'm gonna be very
vague the way you were earlier and not giving the
name of this celebrity that you took or treated at
whose house you were all right?

Speaker 3 (48:23):
It was?

Speaker 2 (48:24):
It was Ed Lover from the old show MTV raps. Yeah, yeah,
Ed Lover? Who's like that? What was one of the
kings of the hip hop community for many years? Terrific?
Well you couldn't say that. Well, I didn't say where,
what town it was, So that's that's what I wanted
to think about it for a minute and say, you know,
I don't want to say what town. But anyway, he
couldn't have been nicer, and he gave my kids so

(48:46):
much candy, so I kind of want I wanted to.
I actually wanted to do this with my girlfriend and
confront the couple that she's talking only on your birth
only you can only do that on your birthday, scary whatever.
So so she thinks one of our friends are swingers, Oh,

(49:07):
one of your friends one of my I have a
lot of remember, we had a lot of We have
a lot of friends amongst us. But okay, she thinks
that there's a couple that we hang with are swingers,
and I don't even know. I feel like I know everybody.

(49:27):
I feel like I know their business, I know their life.
And I just told her, no, there's no way, there's
no way to the swingers, and she goes, just watch
watch their behavior. Sometimes people are shrouded in secrecy and
then won't tell their closest friends that they're swingers. Do
they have shirts with pineapples on them? No, they don't.
I know that's a telltale sign. But said, let me

(49:49):
ask you a question. Yeah, let me ask you a question.
I got a question. Would you be more hurt if
they didn't hit on you and Robin or relaxed and
believe that they didn't, or would you feel like, well,
while what's wrong with us?

Speaker 5 (50:03):
No?

Speaker 2 (50:04):
I would not. I wouldn't even think of it in
that way. I would not. No, Now, are these people doable?
Would you do? Would you would if they? If you
with swingers? And the swingers like, is there is the
female in this situation or the male whatever you're in
I'm not.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
Not.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
According to the trucker, I would say the trucker the
Trucker seems to think otherwise. If you don't know what
we're talking about. Listening to the last Lifetime episode, I
just yeah, no, I feel I don't know. I feel
like as people get older, they just started experimenting because

(50:42):
they just don't care. It's like, all right. I feel
like I feel like the true swingers are like and again,
you could be any age, but I feel like you're
more prone to do that as you get older, like
in your fifties and sixties, you start seeing these people
like that relationships. I don't know. I could see you
thinking not doing. I can see you thinking about doing

(51:04):
somebody's girlfriend or wife. But then when they were like,
all right, dude, I'm gonna do Robb. Second, that's not
what I was talking about. You said I can think
with your wife. Well, well yeah, and I said, yo,
no no no, no no no, no no no no.
This this conversation has nothing to do with that. This
is more about her thoughts about something that I never
put much thought about into about friends of ours. I'm like, yeah,

(51:28):
but you're not very you don't think about people that way.
You're not you're very You're very surface. Oh they're fun.
They drank they yeah, yeah, they're always out partying and
hanging out whatever. She's like ah, And I'm like, I
don't know. I think you got this one miscalculated. But
we really can't go further in talking about this because
not only do we not want to out these people,

(51:50):
we don't want you know, we don't permission to talk
about it. And and if it's not true now then
it's really weird. You know, I don't want to lose
friends over it, but just gonna drop it. But have
you ever had friends have you a swinger friend? Well? Well,
oh wait a minute, you and I did we talk
about this in detail? The radio friend of ours who

(52:10):
has an open marriage? Do we talk about that?

Speaker 4 (52:12):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (52:13):
Yeah, did we? I think we did? Yeah, I think
we did. We didn't say who it was, nor will we,
but we can.

Speaker 4 (52:22):
We can.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
We can rehash that, right, we can talk about it
from a sure, from a we have a we have
a radio friend of a friend, right, like a friend
of our radio friends is a friend like this guy
is like two friends removed, but we know who he
is in the business. But he's a friend of a friend.
Let's say, and he is in a marriage that allows
him to sleep with other women and other men because

(52:46):
that's what he's also into. And his wife, his wife
or whatever the level or I think it's his wife
is okay with that because she can't give him the
man love that he wants, so he can he has
that kind of they have that relationship that's not for me,
maybe could work for you. Scary from what I'm hearing about.

(53:07):
What but yeah, listen, we talked about the swingers cruises
right where you go from cabin on one cabin to
another on a cruise ship and everybody's swinging. I'm not swinging.
Let me just say this. No part of me is swinging,
none of it. Not doing it. But if you do it,

(53:29):
you know and you want to be anonymous. Obviously, if
you're a regulars lifetime caller will know your voice like, hey,
I'm not telling you who this is, but I'm a swinger,
and be like, okay, des Bombs, you're a swinger, we
get it's des Bomb. But if you're someone that we
don't know the voice and you want to call up
and be like, hey it's we're not gonna make fun.
I think it's fascinating that you have a different way
of expressing yourself and enjoying yourself. That's scary and I

(53:52):
don't have but that being said, scary if your friends
are swingers and they're swinging with other couples and they
never hit on you. And Robin, I'm okay with your fault,
but I'm okay with it. Yeah, I know you're okay
with it, but it's clearly your faul because Robin's gorgeous.
Oh thanks you? How to get that line out there?
I was talking to somebody her fault at the station

(54:13):
radio station about this, not this specific scenario, but it
came up and she said to me, you know, it's
more common than you know. It's just if you're not
part of the club, then you don't know. I y K,
y K if you know? You know, did she wink
at you when she told the story?

Speaker 5 (54:33):
Now?

Speaker 2 (54:35):
But she says that she knows tons of people who
are because apparently it's it's more of a thing, but
it's more of an unspoken thing. It's kind of like
like like, you know, there's that there?

Speaker 4 (54:46):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (54:47):
There's that that community in Florida called the Villages now
slices google the Villages Florida. It is a fifty five
and over retiring community where everyone's doing everybody, everyone's doing everyone,
and there's a lot of swinging going on, and yeah

(55:09):
they set everybody. No, they say that it is the
Villages is a place where you want to retire, especially
if you're single, or a swingle as people may may
call it. Yeah, yeah, so yeah, there's a pineapple pineapple
stand right outside. Yeah that so it's basically the signs
are if you you're you're you have your shopping cart

(55:29):
and you're in the store and you have a pineapple
upside down in your cart, that that's a sign. Or
if you leave it outside, if you leave it in
the golf cart, is a golf cart community, or even
on your doorstand door you have a pineapple logo or whatever,
ye aren't there? There also something with scrunchies on the
car antenna. The cars don't have an antennas anymore. But

(55:50):
I don't know, you know an awful lot about this
scary we learned about it. Google the Villages and you're
gonna see I'm not. Yeah, yeah, okay, so scary, honest question.
If Robin says to you one night, oh boy, he scary.
Mike and Mike and uh Jessica. Uh, turns out they
are and can't. I can't. I you know, it's you

(56:13):
know what if you're cemented as my friend after all
these years, I don't, yeah, like if like let's say
one of my closest friends said I've known since like
I mean like like right example, like like the like
the kind of guy you would bring to an SNL
after party. No, let's say like a bald freak or

(56:35):
even like the jersey Greg t. Oh, yeah, you know
what Greg T is sleeping with Robin. But I don't
want to. I don't want to think about their wives
that way. I don't. I just it just doesn't crook.
Like forget about them, forget about them. Let's say you
and Robin are out at the club ball Club du Clerb.

(56:55):
You're at the club and and a couple comes over
and and maybe one of says something to Robin, Well,
you're not paying attention. They're like, hey listen, Pineapple, and
she's like, what you know, pineapple, And this guy's you know,
pretty decent looking, and the girl's really good looking. And
Robin comes over to here and says, hey, scary this
this I spent this couple. I know it's weird, but
I've had a couple of drinks, and you know what,

(57:16):
we should spice up our spice up our relationship a
little bit. What do you say they got to they
got a room with this fancy hotel. Do it one time?
The never talk about it again? Would you do it?
We gotta take a break. We're scary and Brodie, why
do you ask me? The most awkward ship you live?

(57:39):
You live with my reactions? All right, we're moving on.
Don't you have a pickleball story to tell? My God, Bernie,
it's been How did we go a whole hour and
not hear about one pickleball Karen that you met on
the court or some fight you got to do it
with somebody? No, I don't get into fights at pickleball.
I know they get into fights. Find you no no

(58:00):
problems to pick a ball?

Speaker 3 (58:01):
But I did.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
I didn't want to tell you a story. It was
all is this our last break? Yeah? Did I tell
you about the guy in the ACDC shirt? Did I
tell that story yet?

Speaker 3 (58:11):
No?

Speaker 2 (58:13):
What about him?

Speaker 5 (58:15):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (58:15):
I'll tell the story if I Okay, So I'm walking.
I'm walking here, I'm walking right, and doesn't matter where
I am and I see a guy with an ac
DC shirt back in Black, the album back and Back.
I hit this at Okay, so he's got the shirt

(58:38):
which looks like the album cover of ac DC back
in Black, which is basically a black album cover with
white lettering says a CDC in at the bottom, back
in black. Okay, get about nineteen eighty great album. And
there's a woman next to him, walking arm in arm
with him down the street. So I say to him
as I walk by the opposite direction, hey man, great shirt,

(59:02):
terrific album. And I point to him and I pointed
to the shirt, go hey, great album, and he sort
of he stops because I said it like as I
was approaching him, that as I was passing him. So
he stops and he gives me kind of a weird look,
right and then so so scary. Why did he give
me a weird look? Because clearly he didn't know, first

(59:22):
of all, what you were referring to. He didn't know
that that he was wearing an ac DC shirt and
that they were a band. No, no, this was an
older couple. He clearly knew the band. Here's why I
got that weird look. Wife? The why the wife or
the girlfriend whatever with this gentleman turns to him and says, honey,

(59:44):
you're wearing an ac DC back and black shirt. And
he says oh and looks at in my basic direction
and says thank you. Why because he's blind, scary? I said,
nice shirt to a blind man. Oh, she didn't know
what shirt? He blond? Oh my god. His wife must
have handed him a T shirt or he grabbed a

(01:00:04):
T shirt out of his draw and put it on,
or he didn't remember because it was late in the
afternoon what shirt he had on, because he didn't look
at it all day. And I said, I pointed him
a nice shirt and he looked at me weird. Why
because he's blind, scary? That's funny. Wife had to tell
him that he's wearing a back and black shirt. And
I think you're doing tonight. You think you think you're
giving him like the old jeep wave, like hey man,

(01:00:26):
I got like that bantu. I'm like, hey, nice shirt.
He looked at me and he's like, what, Well, he
didn't look at me. He looked his head turned to
my Brinde of all of the uh the the uh
sora memes which are out of control with the prices
right with Bob Barker. They if you don't know the

(01:00:48):
Sora app, you've definitely come across it if you've seen
mister Rogers, Bob Ross, Jake Paul Tupac or any of
the or Bob Barker, any of the above, or or
Stephen Hawking in crazy situations like what is this real?
It was a Sora Sora app video with Sora Too

(01:01:08):
sore to where they make people making videos there, they're
putting scenarios in and and they're just fabricating these fucking
videos that like twenty seconds price is right, and they'd
be like a guy in a wheelchair, let's show him
what he's won, and it's a treadmill, yeah, or yeah,
by my face, or the blind guy here it's a
new TV. It's a new TV. Yeah, yeah yeah. Or

(01:01:31):
the small woman the little person and they she won ladder. Yeah.
And then there's some ones that are racially offensive but
for the most part, or the woman, the obese woman
with the you Wanna weight weight loss program? Let's see, yeah,
we want to want to scale on one of them.
I don't know. Yeah, those are those are those are
out of control. The Sora Too app I by the way, Uh,

(01:01:56):
it wasn't available on Android until last night. Signed up
for it and I got it. But everyone's been using
it on iPhones for about a month now when it
came out, and it's the greatest app. My friend makes
movies of himself, like movie trailers where he plays all
the characters in the movie. He gives himself crazy names
and it looks just like him, like as a detective,

(01:02:18):
as a cop, as a doctor. And it's unbelievable what
you can do with the Sora two app. It's frightening
how dangerous this app is. But people are making some
really funny shit now. I'm just and you should do
that too. I'm going to oh, why kind an idea
have to get Let's make it. Let's make some Brooklyn
Boys Sora app. I will do that, but I have

(01:02:41):
to get good at it first, right, and put it
behind a paywall for a premium that'll be on our
only fans page, our only slices. I'm kidding for ways
to make money, right. We do this podcast out of
the love for the love of you know, coming out
of our hearts. Yeah, we don't need to make money,
but we'd like to Speaking of which we have a

(01:03:02):
merch store, and it's we have we have Brooklyn Boys
wool caps and Brooklyn Boys hoodies and you know, sweatshirts.
It's getting colder outside, scary. Can you believe it's already November?
Can you believe it? Brody? I can't. It's crazy. Can
you believe it? Days just flying off the calendars? However,
it was sixty five degrees in the New York, New

(01:03:24):
Jersey area. So we also have tank tops, So please, scary.
What's the website to go get our merchandise? Yeah, if
you want, if you're new to us you know yet,
go there Brooklyn Boys dot Bigcartel dot com. That's Brooklyn
Boys dot Bigcartel dot com. And by dot I mean period.
So go ahead, go to the website. Go find with
stuff you like, now, find stuff you don't like. Now

(01:03:47):
I gotta buy, I gotta buy you more and more. Housekeeping. Uh,
we don't want to just skate bang. We don't want
to just bang. We don't want to jump ahead too
much here, but hold on, hold on. You know what
the keeping woman said when she went opened the door,
what I had no pennies? Blame the government exactly? How

(01:04:08):
would y'all feel if we did Brooklyn Boys Live?

Speaker 4 (01:04:11):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
Whoa, whoa? Where do you? Where are you from? Dude?
How y'all feel? How would okay, how would use guys feel?

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
No, how would y'all? How would y'all feel? Is not
what you say? How would use? How we use? How
would you use? Feel? If we did the Brooklyn Boys Live?
And we we we set up at a venue in
the city in Manhattan on a Saturday sometime next year
on a Sunday. Well, we'll see Saturday, it will be

(01:04:41):
the weekend and uh, let's let's let's see what what
you know? Gauging the interest Now, obviously we would have
to you have to pay admission to the venue, and
we'll see. We haven't worked anything out other than we
would be there. You would see us do our podcast
live and we would hang out with you use guys
and the slices. Now, because hypothetical, no, the proposal came

(01:05:05):
in already and now we can just fine tune it.
So hypothetically, again, we don't have any exact numbers, but
it's a very very nice venue. They serve liquor, right, yep,
it's a very nice place. So hypothetically, slices, if you
could make it to the Manhattan area, somewhere in Manhattan,
because that's where this particular location is on a let's say,

(01:05:28):
on a Saturday night or a Sunday, okay, And it
was like, listen, money's tight. I understand that, but just
picking a number because I'm guessing what it might be.
Let's say it was one hundred dollars, just a ballpark,
and it included like a couple of glasses of wine maybe,
and a nice dinner and you got to watch us
do the podcast live, hang out with us, take pictures,
the whole thing. Last time we did like a steak dinner.

(01:05:50):
It was great, but we didn't do anything. So if
we did, like if they set up a studio for
us and we podcasted live and you got to watch
us and got a great meal, is that something that's
worth a few a few dollars we just mentioned just
to get a feel for it, because this is something
we should think about doing. Yeah, because we have we
we have a proposal. We aven you came to us
and they all want after the new year, they want

(01:06:11):
to do something with us in the winter here. So
so we're thinking about it. But we obviously want to
do it on a weekend because that's when you know,
you know, we're kind of a semi national podcast, So
if people want to make a weekend of it and
come to New York, it would be Yeah, we just
figured we we've bantied about, and I think we're leading
toward actually doing this and then making an announcement really soon. Well,

(01:06:34):
let's say hypothetically we did it in February. You could
come to the podcast and say, hey, guys, Brodie is
scary scam Brody, can you believe it's already February exactly.
We're like, oh, so, do not leave a talkback on this.
We do not want talkbacks because that's going to screw
up slice time. We need to find another way to
put this out there. Brody. H So you can dm
us must with your thoughts. Yeah, let us know, let

(01:06:57):
us know all right on our instagrams. All right, we're
gonna leave it at that. We're gonna put a pin
in it, and we're gonna leave it right there. We're
gonna have to leave it right there, right there on
our show. Yes, we're gonna be right there. Let's circle
back to it next month. Absolutely, Thanks for listening tonight,
Brodie have another shot of Bailey No no I, Boys, Boys,