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September 17, 2024 37 mins

The Brooklyn Boys' "SLICES" comments, feedback and iHeartRadio Talkbacks for Episode #308 and earlier.

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Brooklyn Boys podcast reactions. This podcast all depends on you, baby.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Three.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yeah, it's lifetime for Brooklyn Boys episode number three oh eight.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
That's a lot of episodes. It's a lot.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
We've done a lot, you know, and if you had
all the slice times, man, we've.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
Bonus episodisodes we've done.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
You know.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
We didn't number because they were just bonus episodes.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
And we got through three hundred and eight episodes without
Brodie's staticky microphone.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
And now here we are.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
I asked you if it was staticky. He said, no,
let's do this.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Well that was then this is now. You're just change
the xcel R case.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
I think you should change your cable, buddy, you change it.
You're all staticky. In the meantime, let me explain what's
going on here. If this is your first time listening
to us. This is not the Brooklyn Boys episode, it's
not the main episode. It's the side hustle, it's the
companion episode. It's the feedback episode. Basically, if you listen
to iHeartRadio app, you click on the microphone and you
get to feed send some feedback over. So this is

(01:19):
basically a commentary on the main episode. All right, So
after this, go back and listen to a real episode
of The Brooklyn Boys.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
I'm opening the package of my new XLR cable.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Oh dude, you don't have it ready?

Speaker 4 (01:32):
Yeah, I I sit here and do a podcast with
an extra cable ready to go.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
I'm open the package. Hold on, yeah, why don't you
twist ties? I gotta be the it's gotta be well.
See it sounds good. Now all right, leave it for now.
Next time, get the cable ready.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
I don't hear it, Brody, the equipment is shitting the bed.
Oh you'll hear it. Back on this. The slices are
hearing it.

Speaker 5 (01:58):
Maybe I should send the microphone to the Gold Microphone
Laboratory that you Yeah, I'm an unplugged the mic.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Let's see what happens with.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
My gold microphone is back from the shop. It sounds great.
They said that the diaphragm went on it. So all right,
let's let's get into the Slice Time Slice reactions.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
For this week. What do you think?

Speaker 6 (02:19):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Should I wait for Brody as a courtesy slices? I
might as well, Right, it would be bad if I
did this without my co host. I love the fact
that we do this live with no editing.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
It's fascinating. There's no editing.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
How does that sounds great?

Speaker 1 (02:32):
It sounds great? No really, no, oh there it is again.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
Then it's not the cable.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
It's a bit rate problem. Brody. I think we have
to do this in person.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
I gotta switch back. Hold on, well, you.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Don't have to know. Leave it the way it is,
Leave it the way it is. What are you doing?

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Come on, you have bastard, we got we got talkbacks
to play.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
What is he doing? He's crazy. We don't need to
do this now, you don't need to do this.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
That's right. We are on a shoe string budget here, folks.
This is how this is how it works is Now
you're back. I just leave it the way it is now, okay.
You didn't have to make that switch.

Speaker 5 (03:10):
Well, you made a whole big thing about how I'm
staticky staticky, and you made a face.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
You're back now you sound great the static face.

Speaker 7 (03:17):
Yeah, hey, somebody from somewhere.

Speaker 8 (03:20):
I'm somebody from somewhere.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Get your own ship. That's my ship.

Speaker 7 (03:23):
Oh and by the way, the the emoji and the
iPhone has the sauce on top of the spaghetti. It's
not mixed, right, So thank you what do we think
about that?

Speaker 9 (03:34):
All right?

Speaker 5 (03:34):
It just means that people in California and China, don't,
you know, have a different opinion on the sauce.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Yeah, that was based on a conversation we were having
about people listen in order they know just on top
of the sauce mixed or sauce just port on top
at the restaurant.

Speaker 9 (03:51):
Scary.

Speaker 10 (03:51):
One hundred percent agree with you that if I had,
you know, what do you get, like thirty five weeks,
thirty six weeks of vacation, I would also do it.
But it's just from our point of view.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
You like, we notice it.

Speaker 10 (04:01):
It's very noticeable when there's a repeat episode, especially because
you guys talk about stuff that happened, you know, months ago,
and yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:09):
So it's noticeable.

Speaker 11 (04:11):
But you know, if you have a vacation, I mean,
I take it too.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
I can't blame you. All right, Well, I'm going to
be okay.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
First of all, thank you for being a loyal, dedicated
fan who consumes all of our content.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
We love those but he said, especially by the way,
the truth.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Of the matter is, though the majority of the listeners
will pull back the curtain here and we'll let them
in on a little secret.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
The majority of.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
The listeners, and we have millions of listeners, they don't
listen to everything. They don't consume most of the content
the way you do. So while you're hearing repeats the
things that you've heard two three times already, most people
think that that's live and they never heard it before,
so for them it's new. That's why things are repeated

(04:57):
so much. We can repeat. We can repeat a conversation
ten different times and still find that the majority of
the audience that is listening at that time never heard
it before.

Speaker 5 (05:08):
So the majority of people listen for twenty minutes a
day out of four hours. Correct, some people listen for
four hours every day. Yes, those are the exceptions to
the rule. It's like if you watch any TV show
on regular television every week, you're going to see thirty
repeats because they only do twenty fours.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Right now.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
In this podcast, you're binging it, and chances are you're
a fan of the content.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
So we're we're trying to repeat things right.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
But with broadcast radio it's very different, and so we
can we can playback conversations till we're blue in the face.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
That have played over and over again a day.

Speaker 5 (05:47):
Right, If you play something at six forty and then
you run it again at seven forty, most likely the
majority the audience.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Ninety of the people didn't hear it.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
So I learned that when I when I worked in radio.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
How about that? All right? So that's why that's why
we repeat what we do. That's why we repeat it.

Speaker 5 (06:04):
So as podcasts, we don't you know what, some point,
I'll we'll pull back the curtain again.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
Some podcasts go on vacation and they'll post an old
episode as a new episode. So you're like, oh, I
haven't heard this one, because maybe some people don't go
back in the catalog all the way. But we make
such a big deal about listening in order, what's the
point of posting an old episode If you wanted to
hear it, just goes hold back and hear it.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
It also speaks to the fact of why radio stations
play the same song over and over again because most
people haven't heard it.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
Right, Most people listen to twenty free minutes and probably
hear that song every other day. Yeah, whereas again, the
four hour people will hear it three times a show,
exactly every day.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Different times, but the four hour people are like three
percent of the audience. Five percent of the audience sucks.
But that's the case.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
All the four hour people.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
So if I play at Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter at
seven to ten and then I play it again at
seven point thirty, I would say half the people haven't
heard it close.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
That's a little close.

Speaker 12 (07:01):
Boklyn boys always Bertie and Scarry. This message is actually
to Kelly from Long Island. Clearly you haven't been listening
to the Slice times because you're sitting here saying all
the comments in the video. We're from the guys, and
that girls would think the guy was the cheapskate. No,
that girl was just a fucking stuck up bitch and

(07:25):
the guy got out of a red flag situation.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Right, Okay, one of the biggest things.

Speaker 12 (07:36):
Kelly Part two for Kelly from Long Island. So you
don't speak for all girls, just sushi bitches. Slice for Life.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
Wow, Okay, no more feuds. We talked about feuds.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Yeah, and we could drop this topic at this point.
It was like seven episodes ago. I'm still that Bronzino's
a little steal, It's.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
A little ripe.

Speaker 12 (07:58):
Brooklyn boys, Jesse from Rjinia here again, Scary, you're gonna
sit here and talk crap about how at least from
my knowledge, a majority of the country says jaguar or
apparently it's jaguar, and you sit here in a syllable
to squire roll. Come on now, you can't be talking.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Okay, guys, let's boys, Brodie and so Squirrel, it doesn't
add a syllable to squirrel.

Speaker 13 (08:27):
Squirrel.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Squirrel has two syllables. I didn't add a syllable to squirrel,
did I?

Speaker 5 (08:32):
No, see if anyone says squirrel, that's wrong, that's wrong.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
It's it's squirrel. But scary says squirrel.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
I didn't add a syllable. There's still two syllables there. Squad,
but he says roll squad.

Speaker 14 (08:45):
Hey, real boo boys, it's been a while since Ide
called uh.

Speaker 15 (08:50):
And reminded uh, mister bougie Scary to bring.

Speaker 13 (08:55):
The fucking here.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
He's got a point, Yeah a Scary and Brody.

Speaker 16 (09:01):
It's Erica from Oldsmart Florida. I've just had a call
and say thank you for correcting that anti pasta. Carla
Marie actually says that, and it drives me nuts. It's
definitely antipasta. But also I'm more of the mixed in
with a pool on the top about the pasta, just

(09:22):
so it's like all covered and doesn't have that weird
pasta flavor anyway, Bye, okay.

Speaker 5 (09:29):
Okay, So we corrected someone who said anti pasta, which
which means against pasta. We said it's anti pasta. What
we didn't say was it's antipasta, which, by the way, did.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
You watch that video I sent you?

Speaker 5 (09:42):
No, One of us slices sent me a great video
explaining why Northeastern Italians dropped the syllable and changed letters.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
It's fascinating. Okay, I'll watch it. But it's not poor grammar.

Speaker 5 (09:56):
It's a it's a combination of languages and cultures that
off the letter and say goba ghoul instead of capa cola.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
All right, here's a comment from episode three eight, Scary
got screwed Greek style?

Speaker 17 (10:08):
Yes you did, Hey, brooklam Boys, Jamie from Queen's Here.
You guys were talking about target self checkout girl. Yep,
that was totally a scam bony and that woman fell
for it. Hook Line and Sinker reminds me of when
teenage girls go to adults in stores and.

Speaker 18 (10:23):
Are like, I'm twenty one but don't have ID on
me and I want to get there for a party.

Speaker 17 (10:29):
Could you please buy it for me? That woman who
worked at Target would probably fall for that scambony the
same way she fell for this one.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Okay, fair enough.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
You know one of our list listeners Nicole with two e's.
I don't.

Speaker 5 (10:45):
I guess that's still Nicole, but it looks like NICOLEI
I'm not sure why the extra eat. She may have
to leave a talk back and explain that. But she
messaged me that she knows which target I go to,
and she went to this She goes to that target.
She said, yeah, that target had the ten item rule,
not all targets do, but that she got stopped.

Speaker 4 (11:06):
Because she had thirteen items.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
She sounds like she's.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Got a target on you there, Brody. She knows what
target you go to, she said.

Speaker 5 (11:14):
The woman, the woman I was talking about, stopped her
and counted her items, right, so she should have just
set you was shopping for two people.

Speaker 17 (11:22):
Hey Jamie from Queens Again, Brody, I.

Speaker 15 (11:26):
Have to thank you.

Speaker 17 (11:28):
You unknowingly gave yourself a great nickname.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
No I didn't.

Speaker 17 (11:32):
Now it's the Brooklyn Boys with Master Slice and Scoboogie Jones.
There we go, now we got it? Or Trucker calls
you scooty.

Speaker 5 (11:46):
Uh for the record, shady jew mobster. What refers to
me as Master Slice on Twitter? That's where I got
the name from, So I did. I didn't come up
with the name myself, but uh where it?

Speaker 14 (11:55):
Proudly Rody here front for PA preach out to say, Hey,
I had a couple of things to go on about
the first one would be for Brody. I think that
he should be able to participate.

Speaker 19 (12:12):
He's non employee of imheart, so yeah, I want.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
Him to win that ten thousand dollars and thank him.

Speaker 19 (12:18):
Part two coming up right after this.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
And what he was talking about, by the way, is
that event that I went to last week where Brody
did not show up.

Speaker 5 (12:27):
Right because Scary texted me and said, please, I'm serious,
you can't win.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
You can't win because I was giving away ten thousand dollars.
I don't need Brody, the non employee, coming in to
take the money. And then like I'm allowed to do,
I don't know many I had. You're lucky you had plans.
It would be a bad look.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
I really was going to show up.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
If you showed up and won, it would have been
a bad look.

Speaker 4 (12:47):
Not for me, I'd run into the bank.

Speaker 19 (12:48):
He is part two, Part two right here, and in
regards to is Scary with his Greek salad ordeal, I
really was hoping that he would say with the virtual
assistant that he was interacting with, I wanted him to
say that there.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Was a button at the end of it.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
It says saying did this help you?

Speaker 19 (13:05):
I wanted to say, are we good?

Speaker 14 (13:08):
And then We're scary? Say get the fuck out of here?

Speaker 4 (13:10):
All I love you, guys, adding to the speech, Yeah
we good.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Were good?

Speaker 14 (13:15):
Brody and Scary Scary Brody.

Speaker 19 (13:17):
Karen from the Temp for Pa Sorry about that.

Speaker 14 (13:19):
Didn't expect the part three, but I fucked up for
Brody's new podcast.

Speaker 20 (13:24):
I just wanted to say good luck with everything.

Speaker 19 (13:26):
Looking forward to hearing it and I'm sure will be great.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
All right, guys, Love you, Bye, Thanky, Brooklyn, Boy's Brody
and Scary Scary and Brody.

Speaker 18 (13:34):
This is Kelsey from Texas Andrew Mopsay, thank you so
much for the shout out. So I'm here with some
funny fantasy team names from the Fantasy leagues that my
boyfriend's in. There's no punt intended, Burrow eatable, sitting party,
love in this club, and don't touchdown there?

Speaker 4 (13:55):
All right, love you guys.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
I like those. Those are all great.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
No punt intended is actually a pun I like that.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
I've heard. I've heard don't touchdown there. I've heard that before.
It's good, like it awesome? What about like?

Speaker 3 (14:09):
You got a pretty mouth, prety like from delivery, You've
got a pretty nice mouth.

Speaker 4 (14:15):
I may have to change my team name THENT. You
got a pretty.

Speaker 21 (14:17):
Mouth, boy heyperkn boys Brody and Scary Fernando from Colonia
scary regarding your plane being really rated to the duels.
Duels didn't have radar either. He just sent you there
so John McClinton could help land the plane. Take care

(14:38):
of guys.

Speaker 5 (14:39):
Die Hard two reference very nice d Diehard who has
a major mistake in it.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Scary. I don't know if you know this.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
No, it's supposed to take place in Washington.

Speaker 9 (14:48):
D C.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
Which is clearly on the East coast.

Speaker 5 (14:50):
Sure, there's a snowstorm and he's trying to stop them
from crashing planes. And he goes to a payphone back
in the day, he goes to a payphone and on
the payphone, remember when it was like all the payphones
and different companies on payphones, it's a Pacific Bell on it,
which is a West Coast company.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Whoops.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
Yeah, they really should have caught.

Speaker 11 (15:06):
That orn cano.

Speaker 7 (15:08):
Sofo ju Brody.

Speaker 11 (15:11):
Remember a few few, uh five times ago I commented
on that happened to be at publics down here in
Florida where a couple just did two separate orders but
they used one card, the same card twice. And that
kissed me the fuck off because I had to get
home to see the baby. So fuck those people.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Fuck liars out, no argument.

Speaker 11 (15:36):
Sorry, didn't have their context, but obviously it was to
the bitch that told you, that told that woman that
shit thirty items. But you're right, Brody, fuck the target
lady fucker for going to you. And then I was
telling you that, Oh well, then what did you let
her go?

Speaker 14 (15:54):
Then?

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Exactly exactly all right. He's got more admit to something though.

Speaker 5 (16:02):
As a kid, when my mom would take the grocery
shopping sometimes they had like she'd have coupons and it
said spend ten dollars, get like a free raggoo jar. Yeah,
and she would make me go behind her and bring
up ten dollars with the stuffs. I also get a
free ragoo jar. But that's a growing up poor issue.
That's not trying to scam and get two items.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
And you know what I mean, I.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Did do that.

Speaker 6 (16:23):
Hey, Brooklyn boys, it's Jerry from Upstate. Long time kid listener,
first time talkback. I did, however, send texts making fun
of Brody and the birthday wishes in the year one.
But about the AI speech was a little mean, but
the bitch was fucking hilarious. Yes, it was that being said, Brody,

(16:48):
get your daughter, go down there and get his money.

Speaker 4 (16:52):
Yeah, I should have, absolutely should have.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
Brooklyn boys, This is Aaron from Saint Louis by way
of CANARSI nice, scary you name.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
In front of a bitch.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
You did there, You named the you named your gel
and then you name the brand of microphone. What the
hell hit that jingle? You sponsor Sniffin, son of a bit.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
No, no, no, hold on a second. Neither one of
those are sponsors, so it's fair game.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
Yeah. I like that you're on him.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
I like that you guys are on him making sure
it doesn't get away with shit.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
No, not in this case, you're not going to get.

Speaker 5 (17:30):
Your voice is not a sponsor of the microphones, although
we both use them. We should get sponsors for the microphones,
you know, like drummers have the sponsors or the and
the amps you use and the guitars.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Right, yeah, the headphones, I mean that's the obvious one.

Speaker 4 (17:44):
Well I don't, I don't.

Speaker 5 (17:44):
I don't use good headphone. I'm using like little your buds.
But the microphones. Electric Voice should sponsor us.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
You know, Rice Krispy should sponsor you because you're snap
crackling and popping all over the place.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
See you just saying no, you're you're good. Now, you're good,
right now, you're good. Right.

Speaker 5 (18:00):
I'm gonna have to change microphones back to the non
professional microphone to see if that's the problem. I gotta
I gotta narrow it down. I got to figure out
if it's the mic or not.

Speaker 22 (18:11):
So three zero eight. This is from Washington State Herey Jones,
correct me if I'm wrong. But it wasn't Sloman Shield
your past client and not a current client. Because if
this is not your current client, you're just talking about
the company h and you're not getting paid by them.
And David Brody does not. He does not have authority

(18:32):
to press the button.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
That's correct.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
I like, by the way. I love the fact that
he's up up to date on my clients. You're absolutely correct.
I haven't spoken about Sloman's in months. They're they're off,
they are off the air.

Speaker 5 (18:45):
They're a recurring client that comes back seasonally, which means
he's still going to send them at air check to
get them to come back.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Oh please, that's a sponsor.

Speaker 7 (18:54):
Sponsor Scary and Brody, Brody and Scary Scarodi Johnny Scary,
you contradicting Mother Trucker. You contemplate me writing AI scripts,
and here you are writing an AI script for your
father who got trusted by the way. And also, these
lionmans mushrooms are really not working for you. Because this
is the third time that I'm going to remind you

(19:16):
to play the sound clip from the Magnificent MJ from
NJ when she was on the Big Show. If this
was Brady handling it, everybody been done. He's a man
of the people.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
Thank you, man of the people. You heard him, all right?

Speaker 5 (19:28):
Maybe I should get that clip from MJ. And and
you're a man of the beach. I'm a man of
the people. See the difference.

Speaker 12 (19:34):
B Boys, Christy from that thriving metropolis called saddle Brook.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
That woman in Target, wrong, wrong, wrong.

Speaker 23 (19:42):
The Target employee should have stopped her, because it doesn't
matter if you're shopping for one or sixteen.

Speaker 13 (19:50):
Ten is ten.

Speaker 9 (19:51):
I'm sorry, but I think you both agreed, So I
think I'm.

Speaker 13 (19:55):
We're all on the same page.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Pretty we are. Yeah, have a great day, we agree.
But and that one.

Speaker 4 (20:02):
Girl with thirty items agreed with that woman?

Speaker 1 (20:04):
All right, I left the pause right here the Brooklyn
Boys podcast.

Speaker 13 (20:09):
We will be right back.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Yeah, we were a light on. There was a long
commercial break light on the talkbacks this week. Though.

Speaker 5 (20:18):
Oh we don't have as many as we normally do. Yeah, no, yeah,
we're more than halfway through. Actually, all right, other marker
mother Trucker, as Sabrina Carpenter says.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
And please, please please, you're a little.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
Bit obsessed with Sabrina Carpenter these days.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
She's the new Olivia Rodrigo.

Speaker 5 (20:34):
By the way, I was going through some pictures yesterday,
some celeb pictures of mine. My daughter had asked me
for something, and I found a whole bunch of Sabrina
Carpenter hugging David Brody. Pictures from twenty nineteen, twenty eighteen.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
Twenty nineteen at twenty seventeen. I mean, there's a lot
we've met. We we have had our encounters with Sabrina
Carpenter in the last five years than we've had with
any celebrity ever.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
I mean, she's I don't know.

Speaker 5 (21:00):
So that was during Sabrina's why isn't that a bigger hit?
Period when she had really good songs but they weren't
big hits, and we still had her on because she's awesome,
And then I could not be happy for her success.
She's absolutely one of the sweetestest people we've ever dealt
with on the show. Couldn't be nicer, Mork and again
pictures of Sabrina Carpenter a hugging David Brody all over

(21:20):
my laptop.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Now she's in a fun way.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
She's the best. Absolutely, she's the best.

Speaker 17 (21:25):
Hey, preckling boys experience. I just met Scary Jones today
and he's user.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Then you didn't meet Scary Jones.

Speaker 15 (21:36):
And I just want to say, it's a great event, sir.

Speaker 16 (21:43):
I love you.

Speaker 24 (21:44):
That's Brody.

Speaker 17 (21:45):
Also disappointing that Brody was in there five thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
She came to the event and she entered to win
fair and square. She didn't win, but you know she came.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
Who won?

Speaker 4 (21:59):
Were they deserving than me?

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Some Yeah, with somebody who's not affiliated with the radio station.
How great is that?

Speaker 4 (22:05):
So I am not affiliated with the radio station.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
You're a former employee?

Speaker 5 (22:11):
That that that's fine. I'm allowed. I am allowed. So
so Greg T's allowed now too, right?

Speaker 4 (22:18):
That's correct?

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Wow? People wont Yeah, I don't know. I think former
employees should just stay away.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
That's your opinion. You're entitled to it.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
But we're allowed.

Speaker 4 (22:32):
Would I getting paid anymore? As we'll get some money somehow?

Speaker 20 (22:36):
Hi, this is Paul from Hebron, Connecticut. The self checkout
scan Scamboni.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
MM.

Speaker 20 (22:45):
They were doing that thirty years ago with regular check
out break the order up.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Even with the regular cashiers.

Speaker 5 (22:56):
Okay, yeah, if I confess to that. But that's that's
to get something for free. That's not slowing the line
down that much. The whole purpose of an express line
is to stay expressed, in which case they would not.

Speaker 15 (23:10):
Alice from Philly Slaves for Life, I'm an episode behind,
but talking about the gravy or sauce on your pasa
mixed in or on the top. I've always had it
mixed in, And if you just spooned it on the top,
then the pasa is wouldn't stick together unless you put
oil on it. You gotta mix it in and then
plate it out.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Okay, all right, she knows what she's talking about.

Speaker 4 (23:35):
Mix it up while it's on the plate. I'm still
good with it.

Speaker 13 (23:36):
Brony and scary, scary and brody. It's dead scary.

Speaker 25 (23:39):
I want to know where you've been for the past
three hundred and eight episodes. You know that even is
not even okay. You got fucking railed on the Greek side.
You just get the little add ons on the side,
and no salad.

Speaker 13 (23:50):
So what did you really get? You really didn't get anything.

Speaker 25 (23:52):
You didn't even get a full meal, so you should
have gotten back the price of the Greek salad and
plus like another twenty dollars off your next order or
your next delivery.

Speaker 13 (24:03):
Something scary? Where have you been?

Speaker 4 (24:05):
Stop letting us down?

Speaker 3 (24:07):
Does because I put all my time and energy into
something that was a lot more lucrative and fruitful. Uh,
And that is the the sticky valve situation on United
h I will be updating you guys.

Speaker 5 (24:24):
Brody Scary asked me to write him a letter.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
Nope, I didn't need you because you told me three
times you're gonna help me.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
So I did it on my own once.

Speaker 4 (24:32):
Okay, and what'd you do?

Speaker 1 (24:34):
What happened?

Speaker 3 (24:34):
I went, I wrote a nice, terse email to customer service.
They came back with They came back to me with
an offer. I didn't like the offer. I said, you
can do better than that, and they did better than that.
The update will be coming up later this week.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Oh I can't wait. I haven't even gotten the update
and I got the.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
Let But you know what, So for me, that is
much more cost efficient and a better use of my
time than fighting for a fifteen dollars salad.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
You should have done both.

Speaker 25 (25:03):
Part two, Scary, You know I have a mad love
for you. All I'm saying is that you just have
to use a little bit of effort towards getting what's
rightfully yours, you know. And it's not like bitching, and
it's not complaining. It's just that you know what, Hey,
you ordered it, you didn't get what you wanted, and
now they need.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
To pay you back for that. Yes, that's it.

Speaker 13 (25:19):
It's simple.

Speaker 25 (25:20):
But you know what, for me, it's worth the time
because I want to get back what they what they
owe me.

Speaker 13 (25:24):
Plus I want to get back a little bit more,
you know, because why not? You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 25 (25:28):
Come on out by the way anyway, Scary. I expect
an update next episode. T bombs out.

Speaker 4 (25:35):
Uh Des was on my friend Eric Nagels podcast last week.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Oh how fun? Did you listen to it?

Speaker 2 (25:43):
You know what?

Speaker 4 (25:43):
I'll send you the clip.

Speaker 5 (25:45):
They broke down like twenty minutes of our audio oh
and analyzed everything you and I said, Oh god, people
agreed with you?

Speaker 1 (25:50):
Scary? Oh really? Okay?

Speaker 5 (25:52):
Yes, I think it regards to my lunch with Eric.
Eric by the way, change. You gotta hear it made
a new friend. I'll tweet out the link. I already did,
had it on Instagram, but Eric changed the story. Go
to it's Eric Nagel's YouTube page. Eric with a K
and a G e l Eric Nagley. He's putting up
the clip this week of just that conversation of them
talking about our show and by the way, shitty job

(26:13):
promoting our show.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
They played the Brooklyn Boys podcast reporting its great.

Speaker 20 (26:17):
That was it.

Speaker 5 (26:18):
They didn't sound like this is the Brooklyn Boys, which
a quick jingle. Very disappointed, but they did it was
very funny. Bit they didn't they talked about us for
like twenty one.

Speaker 26 (26:25):
Hi, this is Ariel from Upstate New York. I think
it was episode three oh six which where Scary was
talking about putting tomato sauce on top of the pasta
versus mixing it in. And I grew up with a
house full of Italians and Sicilians, Italian and they all
just mixed in the pasta sauce and that's just how

(26:46):
I've been doing it.

Speaker 5 (26:47):
Yeah, shame, but that's at home, that's not in a restaurant.
Presentation is important in a restaurant, which is why.

Speaker 4 (26:52):
They don't mix it up.

Speaker 26 (26:54):
Hi, Brody, this is up Ariel from Upstate New York.
And in regards to the Chine items are last episode.
I work part time at Walmart and ours is fifteen
items or less. If a customer comes in with a
cart full of items, we're instructed to send them to
a different register. And if they claim they're making separate transactions,

(27:15):
it does not matter. They still have to go to
a separate register.

Speaker 5 (27:19):
All right, nice, she's got that Midwestern accent, like by
Chicago and Minnsoda.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
I like that she's upstate thought, but she could be
upstate like by Rochester.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Probably Bochester is further away. Yeah.

Speaker 26 (27:31):
And the fact that the woman sent you away because
you had exactly ten items, that's bullshit and that she
should not have happened. It would not have happened if
you're shopping at shop Walmart. Sorry that happened to you, Brody.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
I know she can appear, she can't heard.

Speaker 5 (27:46):
I would shoot a drive upstate New York and shop
at your Walmart, then go back to the target. But
she did not move me, by the way, I said,
there's ten here. Thank you go Hi MJ from NJ.

Speaker 23 (27:56):
I don't know if you're getting this because a panic
on other sl ice time. No, I was not on
the Titanic. It's probably where I'm recording it. I record
this at all different things times.

Speaker 22 (28:08):
Now.

Speaker 23 (28:08):
I was just saying that don Donnie from Connecticut, the guy,
the really intelligent sounding individual, he wanted to hear the
Elves d ram big show. Thing that happened to me. Okay,
so this is part two or commenting on Donnie from
The Intelligent verbally really nice sounding gentlemen wanted to hear

(28:36):
MJ from NJ from The Big Show. What happened to
me on September twenty nine, two thousand and twenty three.
I called The Big Show on that Monday to his
diarrhea on the person that hit me. I was in
an auto accident going to do Port three. Okay to
me again, what happened is that Monday after Y called

(29:00):
me back, I didn't know if I was recording, just
like it wasn't recording, but I don't know if I
was on the air. I wasn't driving in the rent
of car. But anyway, I was in an accident and
I was talking and they you know, it's just embarrassing.
I sound awful, just like now. But shout out to
Glenn Lea Kownski, a fireman from Jersey City.

Speaker 13 (29:22):
Sorry, this was the last one.

Speaker 23 (29:23):
I didn't want you guys to play that segment from
the Elvis Duran Show because I sounded terrible. But it
was a shout out to my friend Glenn Yakowski. He
is a retired fire fighter. He came, I called him,
texted him when I was in the accident. Because I
was on my way to the Finn class that morning
and that guy hit me. I mean I was not

(29:45):
really injured that much, but shout out to my friend
Glenn Yukowski from Jersey City.

Speaker 13 (29:53):
Yes it is his MJ from NJ.

Speaker 23 (29:55):
I think I did like seven.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 23 (29:57):
I didn't know what Panini was either, so the girl
I think it was Jamie from Queens or Amy didn't
know what Bronzini.

Speaker 9 (30:05):
Was a fish.

Speaker 13 (30:06):
I had no clue it was a fish.

Speaker 23 (30:07):
I thought it was a pasta dish as well, but
I got educated and found out it was a fish.
But enough with the cheese thing. Forget it, forget it,
let it go to rest. What's the truck of guy?

Speaker 1 (30:19):
I agree? I agree with you, MJ.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
What cheese thing?

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Oh the guy? Yeah, yeah, the cheese, the cheese, and
the freaking date walked out on him.

Speaker 23 (30:28):
Hey Brooklyn boys, it's m from Njttle behind was. I
did listen to some of the three oh seven. Sorry
scary about that flight of condundrum that he had. Yeah,
you had a good time and you got like punished
with that ship. So just wondering what's going on if
Brodie helped you out there? To present the case to

(30:53):
get money back or a voucher.

Speaker 13 (30:55):
I love you.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Guys, bye, I got both looking for the other day.

Speaker 5 (31:00):
Scary just slip in a client the Sandals thing because
he said they can win a trip to Sandals Dunge River.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (31:09):
I know you said that his trip wasn't a client thing,
but I think he just paged out won pass you Brody.

Speaker 13 (31:16):
I think he got you.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
Well, they're you know, they are a huge partner of ours.
So and right now we're giving away a trip. If
you go to Elvis Duran dot com, you could enter
to win a trip to any Sandals or Beaches resort
in Jamaica.

Speaker 5 (31:29):
And although that's a plug, it's also beneficial to the
slices who might have a shot of winning.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
That's why I didn't give him shit for it.

Speaker 5 (31:35):
Yeah, and this is contest sharing information of a fun contest, which,
by the way, I'd like to point out I am
eligible to win.

Speaker 9 (31:43):
Hey, brokem boys, this isn't a call from New Jersey, Brody.
I think we have gone to the same target that
just changed their policy.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
The call with Twe's.

Speaker 9 (31:53):
I just went this weekend and was asked if I
had ten items or more, I had thirteen, so I
lied and just said yep, I had ten, and they
didn't even question it.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Oh you didn't get the same woman I did mine.

Speaker 9 (32:07):
But no other targets in the area have been doing that,
So try a different one.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
The nicole's probably hot, that's why they didn't stop her.
That's why you're saying I'm not hot.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
I'm gonna move on.

Speaker 24 (32:19):
Hey, I don't understand that matter that goes around taking
pictures of their food and then put it in another
social media mucking the friends.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Look what I made it? Now me, I'm mad. No, no,
that's not right.

Speaker 22 (32:35):
That's not right.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
And then they say, isn't Italian restaurant? And what kind
of Italian restaurant They put the matter neet on top
of the spaghetti like that. That isn't it right, that's
an abomination. They ain't rat thank you youet. Another voice
from the arsenal of the that's another caller. Oh no,
it's brand new, right, We've never heard that guy. That's

(32:57):
not the Texas that's not the Texas trucker.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
No, Texas Truckers sounds like the Texas Truckers.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Oh boy, you gotta mix it in there, as soon
as it comes out of the water. Just let it
run a little bit. And then you put the matter
nata sauce and they spaghetti. But you don't want to
put it too much, just enough, just enough so you
can get the flavor. Oh yes, it's a wonderful thing.

Speaker 24 (33:19):
Then you get a piece of bread and a fo
Oh my god, just like a Venie said, meaning knows
this stuff.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
You know what he's talking about. Listen to Vinnie.

Speaker 24 (33:27):
I don't blame all those people forgetting upset about this
because it's an Obama nation.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
And it's an Obama nation.

Speaker 12 (33:33):
Right.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
That's my least favorite of his eight characters. Okay, but
I don't know what Pauler, what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (33:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (33:42):
Oh man, it's very passionate about his sauce and spaghetti.

Speaker 8 (33:45):
Hey guys, let's be again the old cowboard trucker here
one more time, you Surrey Barberino. You know, Brodie, I
hand that what that girl did at the checkout line
just shows what kind of person she is. That was
a blatant disregard for other people's time, you know, And
those rules are put in place to kick the line moving,

(34:08):
get people going, because they got things to do. You know,
I hate that kind of thing. You know, it really
chaps my head. You know what kind of reminds me
of the time I was over at Dunkin Donuts. You know,
I stopped by to getting myself a freshly brood cup
of high quality Arabica bean coffee. It's America's favorite couple

(34:29):
at Dunkin Donuts.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
Yeah, you know, I stop bothering.

Speaker 8 (34:32):
There was this fellow in front of me over at
Dunkin Donuts and he was ordering donuts to seem like
for the whole neighborhood. Oh my god, that got kept
on ordering and order in and ordering. Never felt so angry. Boy,
I'll tell you what. I wanted to walk out of
Dunkin Donuts so bad. But I know I really loved

(34:53):
Dunkin Donuts coffee. Oh, I tell you what, with their
freshly brude, high quality Arabica beans, with this the taste
and the slat hint of chocolate over at dunk Boy.
But you know I stood in there and I got
my freshly brewed cup of Dunking Donut coffee, and uh,
you know, everything worked out.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
And then or he's getting money from Duncan.

Speaker 5 (35:16):
Duncan is paying him, is dunking a sponsor of yours
that he heard on the ring course?

Speaker 1 (35:22):
It is, Well, did you need to hit the jingle
on him?

Speaker 2 (35:25):
No?

Speaker 3 (35:26):
No, he hasn't worked for this show. He can see
what he wants. One one might.

Speaker 4 (35:31):
Call what happened to him at Dunkin Donuts an abomination.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
There's only one talk back left, and it's definitely from
him because it was left two minutes later.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
He's the last, the last one. So I remember, Brody,
need to get a little more vibrate your dad.

Speaker 8 (35:44):
That will help you put up with the pricks over
at the target place and everywhere you go, you know.
And hey, you know I got a little counturre And
whatever happened at Chad from Omaha? You know, I haven't
heard from him or Maryland from Omaha either. Did Marylyn
finally track him down and choke him the other Maybe
they hooked up and they're living happily ever after. Well

(36:04):
else I'm to think about. I'm a little concerned there,
But anyone else you got later see overhead Duncan knowing it?

Speaker 6 (36:11):
You got it?

Speaker 1 (36:12):
What a way to end the podcast. Huh.

Speaker 5 (36:14):
I can't believe he misses Chad from Omaha. I hope
Chadford Omaha shows up in the near future. With that
shout out from the trucker, thank you know each other
for your talkbacks this week.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
We love them, appreciate you book the boys reactions. This
podcast all depends on you, baby,
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