The Brooklyn Boys SLICE TIME for Ep. #311

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Brook the boys light reactions.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
This podcast all depends on you, baby.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Free Yeah Brooklyn boy slice time for episode number three
eleven and beyond.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
That was a good episode. It gave them homework what
we got. Yeah you think so?

Speaker 3 (00:42):
You think they did their homework because back when I
was a kid, Brodie, I hated homework. I used to
save ship till the morning of that it was due.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
I never, I never your dog, get your homework. And nowadays,
you know, allegedly people are eating dogs. Times change, you.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Know what I mean. I'm telling you, Brody, did you do?
Were you a cheater? What did you do?

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Were you? Were you a homework guy? You know me? Yeah,
don't break Come on, No, I did the homework.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
I was.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
I was the kid in the class who told the
teacher when she spelled something wrong. You were that kid.
I'm still that kid.

Speaker 5 (01:20):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
I see now, I see now where you get you,
where your roots are from? Did I graduated high school
at sixteen.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
For no reason? We could have stayed there? You should
have stayed Why? Why? Because I want to stay in school.
I went right to college as soon as I could
get there. All right, let's go all right, all right,
Well you're in a rush today. Yeah, I got I
got stuff to do, people to beat in pickleball. Wow.
Oh okay, Well, haste makes waste this right, and waste
makes haste. Thank you for leaving your feedback, whether you

(01:49):
did your homework or not. It's okay. We like we
like commentary. Yes, listen to the commentary, but listen to
the Iaro app.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Clicked the microphone button if this is your first time listening,
and then you get to leave feedback like this person
did commenting one episode three on nine, The Chiefs don't
play in Kansas, dumbass.

Speaker 6 (02:09):
Brooklyn boys, is your boy shaded your mobster and it's
always brody and scary Episode three on nine, in reference
to getting sucked over by something from a team like website.
We ordered a Christmas tree like a good Jewish family.
You're supposed to come out of the box and grow
into a seven foot tall pre lid Christmas tree. And
when the Christmas tree arrived, it turned out to be

(02:32):
a box of Chinese toothbrushes. Thankfully we used our American express.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Is that continued, That's that's terrible. Well maybe maybe that's
that's Judaism's way of saying, don't buy a Christmas tree.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
I know, but that's like a that's like opening up
a can of peanuts and a snake pops out.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
Yeah, can you make a tree out of the toothbrushes,
like tape them to a stick or something. It's gotta said.
You could do with them whatever they say is there
and play out words with two rushes, brushes and trees.

Speaker 6 (03:05):
Now.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
But the deal is he saved money though, That's all
that matters. But he got what he wanted or not.
He saved money on it, saved money on a box
he could have spent. He could have spent three times
as much if he had bought those tooth brushes here
in America.

Speaker 7 (03:17):
Part two.

Speaker 6 (03:18):
Thankfully we used our American Express card and they instantly
refunded us and reported it as fraud and hopefully went
after the company. But yeah, we got We got a
package of Chinese toothbrushes and to this day we still
have those Chinese toothbrushes. No Christmas tree though, anyway, Love
you guys.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Love you too, shady jew. It took America Express to
fix the problem. America Express.

Speaker 8 (03:45):
Scary and Brody Brody and Scary Scaroady that knee from
ct MJ from NJ. You have the happiest, most carefree
vibe of any slice. You're adorable. You're like a teddy bear.
What a wonderful specimen. I love the fresh openness about you.
Good Lord, I couldn't love you any harder. Never stop,

(04:08):
never change, and have a great life.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Lots of love for MJ from NJ. From who from Donnie?

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Okay, very good.

Speaker 9 (04:17):
Hey guys, Vinnie from Brooklyn. I'm re listening to episode
three oh eight. I would love to hear that chat
GBT with an Indian voice, like when you call up
a customer service. That would be hysterical. But either way,
I'm enjoying re listening to this episode.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
All right, Thank you guys, Thank you, Vinny.

Speaker 9 (04:39):
Vinnie from Brooklyn here again and listening to this episode again.
When Scary was talking about giving away the money at
American Dream, Moll, you corrected him when he said you
asked him who was giving away the money and he
said Gabard and I you corrected him by saying me
he didn't catch it.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
But I believe I would be.

Speaker 9 (04:59):
Correc as well in that situation, because if you said
who's given away the money and you said, I am
that's all I could be wrong, thanks, guys.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
It depends on what part of the sentence it was.
If you said Garrett and I are giving it away
or come meet Garrett and I, then that would be wrong.
So I don't remember how he said it, but at
the time he was probably wrong. But it depends on
where in the sentence and whether you're before or after
the action of the sentence. But yes, if you take
the other name out, and it makes sense that it's correct.

Speaker 10 (05:30):
Victoria from Brooklyn here. So I went with my husband
and my daughter to this information session because she's going
to be going into high school soon about AP and
honest courses, and the lady running it, who's heading up
the program, started a sentence with irregardless. So not only
was that ironic, but it made me think, maybe this

(05:53):
isn't the best program to go to. And I thought
Brooklyn Boys, for sure, there.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Was definitely a guy in our past who Birdie and
I are thinking of who used to use that used
to use that term irregardless. It's it's regardless or what
would be the era where they're looking for that. They're
conflicting no, no, no, no, irrelevant, irrelevant and regardless okay, but
you know how ginormous is now a word. Yeah, listen,

(06:23):
I will judge you for saying irregardless because it's a
terrible word.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
But just so you know, slices, technically it is a word.
Irregardless is a word. Yeah, No, it's not. Yes, it
is if you google it. It's a ward. It's been
a word for hundreds of years. Yeah, it's one of
those words nobody uses because it's terrible, but it is
legally a word. Get out. If you got marked wrong
on a turn paper, you could fight it. It's a word. Wow,

(06:51):
say it? Nah, it doesn't sound right. Watching TikTok today,
I heard you know how people battle on TikTok always,
So this girl was battling a guy I follow and
she said, everybody hit the screen. Y'all, y'all. Everybody in
y'all is the same thing. So it was redundant. Yeah, y'all.

(07:13):
Everybody mentioned was like, y'all doesn't sound have the same ring.

Speaker 11 (07:21):
Or jew.

Speaker 12 (07:22):
I just wanted to wish Shaunatova to brody and ahem
and girl's name was a rohell or something. You guys,
New Year.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
Very nice. He named the four Jews that are involved
in this podcast. That's great, very nice as well.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
We should, Reggie, we should set a chair for Elijah, Yeah,
we should.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
Why not.

Speaker 13 (07:52):
Reggie here? So I met up with Black Reggie from Richmond.
He's a great guy. We shared drink, we shared some
tetanus and a little std. It was an awesome night.
I fairly remember it.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
Okay, Thank you, Reggie. Love her humor hilarious. Brodie's scary,
scary Brodie.

Speaker 5 (08:16):
It's risk to Reggie, to original Reggie. But I am
happily married and I would like to be alive today. Also,
how do you guys deal with your baseball team letting
you down?

Speaker 4 (08:29):
My orals? Let me down? Any advice I would greatly
appreciate it. Thank you. We'll let you know after the
Phillies Mets series is over. Right now, our team is
not letting us down. I know.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
I don't want to jink shit, but I don't know.
I got a bad feeling about this.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
Don't say anything. Who's going for the Mets today? Jose Kintana,
who pitched fantastically well, lest right, all right, knock.

Speaker 11 (08:52):
On wood, Hi, bie boys, it's Riscott. Holy shit.

Speaker 14 (08:58):
Quarter girl is even worse than the cheese and the
Bronzino scandal.

Speaker 11 (09:04):
I fear for that generation. How the fuck do you.

Speaker 14 (09:10):
Like, I have no words for someone ordering quarters on
Amazon and not knowing about the bank.

Speaker 11 (09:15):
I just I have no words for it. And it's
just so embarrassing.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
It is. Although I think, I really think she's doing
a bit for TikTok. So she goes viral. You really
need to watch her account. That's her.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
Yeah, I think that's her and all her videos. She's
made a spoof account popular.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
I don't think she's bright enough to be that dumb
what huh huh.

Speaker 14 (09:40):
I also feel like the most embarrassing part is that
these people are making tiktoks about this, like, oh my god,
this is so funnier, Oh my god, this is so embarrassing,
Like how are you willingly putting that information on the
internet for everyone to see that you're a fucking dumb
ass regarding the quarter situation?

Speaker 11 (09:58):
By the way, I I don't know. It's just sometimes.

Speaker 14 (10:01):
I'll read the comments on a TikTok and people are like, yeah,
you can still delete this, like this is embarrassing.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
Yeah, oh there's more.

Speaker 14 (10:16):
By the way, scary, it's bed Kim, not bad Kim.
You kept saying bad Kim, but then you were talking
about the lyrics. I was hoping you'd correct yourself. But yeah,
hence uh the sexual uh innuendos is that's the word
I'm thinking of. Uh yeah, I just wanted to correct you.
Scary love you.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
Wow, Wow, I fucked up on that one.

Speaker 6 (10:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
I should have known it was bed Kim. Should have
I seen stared the song titles all day long.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
How did I say? Did I really say bad Kem?
I don't remember I did. I don't remember. No, she's right,
it is bed Kem. Mm hmmm mm hmmm. Why don't
you have some espresso?

Speaker 11 (10:58):
Hibee? Boys, it's rifka scary.

Speaker 14 (11:01):
I don't appreciate when you yell at us that we
all need to catch up and you're looking at the
numbers and everyone's behind. I want you to know how
many fucking times I refreshed my podcast app all week
last week, waiting for a new episode. And I know
you guys, really and there were reasons for that, and
that's totally fine. But like you're yelling at us to

(11:23):
catch up, like I've been caught up, like we are
caught up.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
Scary, Well, the problem with me telling that to the
people listening to the recent episode is those are the
people that are caught up.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
What I should be doing is going back to episode.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
One twenty three and slipping a line in there and
re editing it and being like, hey, if you're listening
to this right now, catch up, because those are the
people that we really should be talking to.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
So Riff is right, yeah, but scary, you're making a
mistake in assuming that our regular listeners are behind. These
could be new listeners that are just now or previously
got on board late. We take we love all in service.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
At what point do you get our collection in our
library and be like, this is insurmountable.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
I can't I can't even. I can't even. There's a
lot of I had to go back and listen to
every episode. I don't think I could do it. I
have favorite episodes. Please don't DM me and ask me
which ones. I'm saying in general, I have a couple
that I you know, the CDEL episode and the Large
Box on my driveway is one of my favorites, and
the Uber Driver from Hell. There's a few of them

(12:24):
that I'm you know, but uh, you know, it's a
lot of episodes scary three hundred and eleven episodes. Yes,
slice times a couple of interviews.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
But you're right, I'm preaching. I'm preaching to the choir.
She's right, because if I just thought of it now,
I'm like, well, wait a second, right, people, the people
that need to catch up aren't hearing these episodes.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
Until they catch up. Until they catch up up, which
case it's too late.

Speaker 7 (12:45):
Right.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
Well, here's the thing though, if they listen to three
eleven and we're up to three twenty, then it's still
okay that they hear it, because then they have to
catch up to three.

Speaker 15 (12:52):
Right.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
But I'm giving the message to the wrong audience. I
really need to go back to episode sixty three. I like,
if you're listening to this right now, come on, hurry up.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
You're giving the right message ahead of the people that
need to catch up, so eventually they'll catch up to
your message. Who well, hit the next hit, the next call. Huh.

Speaker 14 (13:11):
Science Now that I think about it, though, I think
that's why the cheese and Bronzino scandal was talked about
so much was because everyone that was catching up was
commenting on it. We're commenting on it. Everybody was We're
Oh my god, Brody, don't come for me. Yeah, anyway,
just wanted to say that some people are caught up

(13:32):
and are you know, hardcore listeners and fans, and uh,
I just I got triggered by the yelling I love you,
love you not as much as I.

Speaker 9 (13:43):
Do, Brodie Brooklyn. Come on, bro, you can't tell me
that the fucking airplanes aren't closing a lot of fucking pollution.
She's not a football team, she tells a person. I
don't care if she's got an anthroge with and her
team or whatever it is. They're not a fucking football team.
Let's not compare the two, bro. And she flew from

(14:05):
fucking Japan all the way back here, not on commercial
but private.

Speaker 4 (14:11):
And a small jack.

Speaker 9 (14:14):
Climbing bullshit garbage. We can't fucking have foughting cows and
fucking thing stupid ship like that. Come on, bro, and
she's flying her playing around two hundred and seventy fucking
trips a year. She lets off more fucking emissions in
one year than any of us doing a lifetime.

Speaker 4 (14:33):
Wait, he continued, broing.

Speaker 9 (14:34):
And just continue and listening to the thing I'm vinning
from Brooklyn. Not the Bronx, and it probably was me
to send it to you. Scary oops, but also uh,
that was him. I'm not criticizing her for doing what
she's doing. Just don't preach to me that I can't
do what I do when you're doing that. You know,
don't throw stones in a glasshouse kind of thing.

Speaker 4 (14:55):
I don't remember the last time Taylor Swift mentioned the
environment or told anyone what they could.

Speaker 16 (15:00):
I'm just saying, hey, Brooklyn boys, I don't know if
you're going to get this. I'm in the laundry room
at my complex and it's kind of noisy in here.

Speaker 17 (15:09):
Anyway, MJ from uh wherever, I have a headache.

Speaker 11 (15:14):
Hey, thanks for.

Speaker 16 (15:18):
I can't believe you put that thing on from last
year with my auto accident. You follow up I had
another accident two months later with the rental.

Speaker 17 (15:25):
Car Adia hit me on the garden stay Halway, Oh,
plot two by plot two, I don't know this is
episode three ten. You put MJ from NJ's thing that's
on the Big Show. I wish diarrhea on that person
that hit last year. It was a year ago. And

(15:46):
also I got hit by a deer on the garden
that November because my call was still not ready yet. Yeah,
it's crazy.

Speaker 11 (15:55):
I feel like.

Speaker 16 (15:55):
Brody because I know he always had some accidents in
the past, like get a car in another accident.

Speaker 4 (16:02):
Yeah, over and over again.

Speaker 11 (16:05):
Sorry about that anyway.

Speaker 17 (16:07):
Yeah, I know Brody had a couple of accidents years ago,
but he got he's got his dessert.

Speaker 11 (16:14):
Also, who can is that?

Speaker 16 (16:16):
You're wearing the DM lutive shirt trying.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
To support that's right the cause.

Speaker 11 (16:20):
Thank you there, you know what you were supposed to do.

Speaker 16 (16:22):
So I agree, all right, So you don't know the
football plays, but at least too how much you're going
over there and you're supporting, so what I think that's
a good idea.

Speaker 5 (16:31):
Thank you?

Speaker 11 (16:32):
All right, bye, guys, Love you dear.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
As in deer that hit you listen? Uh, yeah, she's
doing her driving. By the way, is this a pun
for a car?

Speaker 4 (16:42):
Well, she said, she said the deer hit her, So
deer hit her unless it came running and hit the
side of her car.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
I'm pretty sure rammed and rammed her and that would
be a ram. Was she driving a ram when a
deer hit her? How weird would that be?

Speaker 4 (16:55):
Oh wait a second, on the topic of college football. Yeah,
you're not supposed to know the name. It's college. It's not.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
These aren't NFL players, they're future stars. Most peoples of
the college teams know who the quarterback is.

Speaker 4 (17:07):
Not going not necessarily. All right, all right, I need
to clem you. When I went to Brooklyn College, they
didn't really need to cleanse the team. The Brooklyn Boys podcast.

Speaker 15 (17:16):
We will be right back.

Speaker 4 (17:19):
You know, Brooklyn College football team once go like five
six years, that will win pretty much. Yeah, but our
chest team for that sport, we will kick your ass.
Do you know the captain of the chest team? No,
I don't. All right, you worked at the radio station.

Speaker 8 (17:34):
You were like a band.

Speaker 18 (17:35):
Maria from Union City. I just want to comment on
the whole Columbus Brodie's right, thank you. He didn't do
very nice things at all, nice at all. Nothing against Italians. Look,
I love you, I have Italian friends, I love your food,

(17:56):
I love your culture.

Speaker 4 (17:58):
Columbus Nope, I love y'all. He also got lost and
technically never set foot on on what we call the
United States.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
Now, well, that's why I choose to call it Italian
heritage a month and not recognize him.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
Yeah, one hundred percent. Listen, Italian heritage is fantastic. I'm
all about it.

Speaker 16 (18:15):
So oh oh oh, I.

Speaker 4 (18:19):
Remind me for the Brooklyn Boys. Yeah I have, I
have a sound clip, I think. But I want to
talk to you about a breadless pizza I saw on TikTok.
It's related to Italian Okay, just remind a califlower instead.
Don't be a dick. Just just don't try to out guess.
I'll tell you in the next episode. I'm curious. I
want to know.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
I want to start now. Nope, Nope, I looking like
carbb over here. I need I need a pizza substitute.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
I gotta wait.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Hey, Brody was Scary. This is Joe from California. I
was just listening to the recent uh Slice time and
there's a woman on there that was having a problem
because she got billed twice for her lab work. And
Brody said she got foot and Scary said, except it's
with the needle. I figured either way she is getting
a prick.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
Oh, thank you, that's what we meant.

Speaker 19 (19:12):
H Hey Brooklyn Boys, John from CT Brody, just because
Scary notices a hypocrisy of Taylor Swift flying her planes
all over the world doesn't mean he's a right wing
conspiracy theorist.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
I know he got a heart on for Taylor, but
he does Taylor.

Speaker 19 (19:27):
Also, those moderators, they could used your number one rule
for correcting people, Brody be right, all right, guys, take care.

Speaker 11 (19:34):
Slice for Life.

Speaker 4 (19:36):
Guy. It was a new guy. Yeah.

Speaker 20 (19:40):
Have you guys never heard of Ali express It's this
app a lot like to move.

Speaker 6 (19:47):
Damn it, Bertie, I.

Speaker 8 (19:48):
Don't know where I was going because I.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
Like to move it, move it. I like to move
move it. Oh, okay, at it Ali expresses. It is
a Middle Eastern version of Timu like Ali Baba. Isn't that?

Speaker 6 (20:08):
Like?

Speaker 4 (20:09):
Think so.

Speaker 11 (20:11):
Bertie and scary.

Speaker 14 (20:12):
This is Jamie from Philly, and I just gotta say,
go Philly, yep, go.

Speaker 4 (20:16):
Home, okay hopefully, but thank you for leaving the Slice.
And you sound great and I think you're a new
Slice time. Thank you. Love you go play golf. The
Eagles are doing well. Yeah okay, I'm a Jets fans.
I don't care about that.

Speaker 7 (20:34):
Fellows scary the jingle.

Speaker 4 (20:38):
I did hit the jingle, I did? I did me
at the jingle?

Speaker 7 (20:43):
Okay, condoms for undersized penises scary hit the jingle, hit
the jingle.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
Scary what where did that come from? I don't know,
but I like where she's going.

Speaker 21 (21:01):
Brooklyn. Boys, is Tee White in regard to Taylor Swift
and her travel. I don't think air travels high up
on the pollution list. But even if it was, can
you imagine the fucking pandemonium in the airport if she
flew commercial. The Swifties are smart and obsessed with her.
They'd be like, oh, she played Madison Square, so let's
just go to JFK and it's scary with bitch about
the delays, and Brody would get so much free dessert,

(21:23):
he'd own the damn airport.

Speaker 4 (21:24):
That's very true. He's not wrong. T White is not wrong. Yeah, yeah,
I'm not criticizing her for flying the way she flies.
I'm gonna fly.

Speaker 21 (21:31):
I have a party, boys, te White back again. Yes,
I had to do Jerry duty once where they had
me on the stand, and the way to get out
is you just take a hard position. I don't like
the way that sounded, but you take a position on
one side or the other. When I went, it was
a construction company wanting to not give benefits to someone

(21:53):
who was injured on the job and could no longer work.
But my dad worked construction and had that situation and
he didn't sue. So I was on the side of
that guy, and the company dismissed me. Scary and Brody
speaking of ye.

Speaker 4 (22:05):
Speaking of jury dudey real quick. Our friend JJ, you
know JJ from Z One Day Indicated show. He's doing
country music. So on Facebook, I knew he was doing
jury duty. And he went for jury duty yesterday and
they let him go. But I didn't remember that, and
he posted I just got dismissed on Facebook. Oh well,
he's in he's in radio. So all of his radio

(22:27):
friends are like, oh my god, I'm so sorry. You
got what happened. Oh my god, you were doing so well.
Oh my god, you land on your feet. Better things
are coming. And he's like, no, no, no, I didn't
get dismissed from my job. I got dismissed. He'd do
that on a purpose to create a viral. You got
to be you got to be clear when you're in
an industry. He's a smart guy. He knew what he was.

Speaker 20 (22:43):
Doing, all right, Scary and Brody Brody and Scary Scrody
from CT Brody. I used to think you were the
problem when dealing with all these assen nine individuals. But
after your tale with Pickaball, Patty or Tracy whatever that
before the name is, it's definitely them and not you.

Speaker 11 (23:03):
Thank you. Sorry, you have to deal with so.

Speaker 20 (23:05):
Many intellectually deficient imbeciles. I mean it's already bad enough.
Talking to the podcast partner twice a week.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
Wow, wow, wow, he said the same thing I said.
Hmm wow. Okayty, I see where I see person. You're
finally saying your name right, Tony. Mhm. Hey, don't be
the first person that we banned from talkbacks. Oh we're
not going to do that. Oh I will. Don't forget.

(23:36):
I got the equipment and I got the access ship.
Your equipment may not work at the time you needed
to the last time.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
The table yeah yeah, table no, no, the microphone stand
fell over, fell.

Speaker 22 (23:51):
Over, Hey, Brody and scary. Stephanie here from Shrewsbury. I'm
responding back to episode three eleven in reference to items
that you thought or things that you thought that you
needed that you knew already. So I was about twenty
five years old when somebody taught me how to use

(24:13):
a lighter like the original lighters and how to light
a match. I never knew how to do that because
I had the new lighters that you just pressed the
button and it just started.

Speaker 11 (24:22):
So learned at twenty.

Speaker 4 (24:24):
Five, twenty five years old. Nice, but quit smoking, though,
unless you're using it for bottle rockets and then it's okay.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
Or lighting your gas grill. Yeah, somebody's got the microphone
out pressed. They don't realize it. I feel like I
feel dirty. We're eavesdropping. So heaves dropping on someone's conversation.

Speaker 4 (24:46):
O wait they continue? Oh look, oh, look at this.
Four in a row of this? Can't wait?

Speaker 3 (24:56):
Now?

Speaker 4 (24:57):
Are they talk butts or button backs? I would call
it back. I think this is a butt back. I
would call it butt back. M talk butt talk butt
now but butt back? Yeah? All right? What do I
need to listen all of it? Yeah? I'm clicking. I'm
clicking around. No, look at this. It was someone on

(25:18):
the floor down for help, and he was no one
he had answer. It's four in a row. Now, four
they're clogging up our fucking system. Here, What are you doing?

Speaker 3 (25:25):
Let's go skip skipping that one, next one, you son
of a bitch. You got us for five in a
row of this bullshit? Okay, I have enough for you.

Speaker 4 (25:36):
Next, let's go filler who that's not working on so far?
We're cocky now, but who knows after is gonna happen?
If well, by the time you hear that, now we're
up to one.

Speaker 23 (25:49):
We're like, yeah, hey, b boys, Christy from Saddlebrook, because
I see the good in everybody, except of course for
Pickleball Troy. She's a douche. I'm gonna say Scary gets
his phone on time. You know, it's been a long
time coming, and they've given him such tassles. But now

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it's gonna work and he's gonna get it on time.

Speaker 15 (26:13):
Nope, a great day.

Speaker 11 (26:15):
I love you guys.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Update that order has been canceled because it went back
to the factory again.

Speaker 4 (26:21):
And now I've ordered it directly from Apple and there's
a long way, so I'll get it by the end
of the month. Samsung sent me Scary's Android phone three
years ago, his iPhone three years ago. That's how I
had my Android system.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
Is there you go, folks, Another Android, another Android asshole
making an Android asshole.

Speaker 8 (26:39):
Help it?

Speaker 4 (26:39):
We have better phones. I can't help it. Use snarky bastards,
all of you.

Speaker 11 (26:44):
Yep, Hey d boys.

Speaker 23 (26:45):
Christy again, I just wanted to say thank you so
much for the memories of scrounging around for quarters. Oh
my gosh, I was a huge, huge misspac Man, pac
Man and Defender, Frogger, Asteroids, Defense Square and always.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
Looking for quarters.

Speaker 15 (27:07):
That was awesome.

Speaker 18 (27:08):
Those days were awesome. Thanks for that memory, loved it.

Speaker 4 (27:13):
You're welcome back on that android thing.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
For at quick second, there was an article that just
came out that iPhone people that are in the dating
world are twenty two percent less likely to date an
android person or they'll.

Speaker 4 (27:28):
Just write them all.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
They're twenty two percent more likely to write someone off
strictly because they have an Android.

Speaker 4 (27:34):
They will They literally can't handle the smarter people in
their life.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
Quarter a quarter of the dating pool is already off
limits because they're just like, I'm done, I don't want you.
You're discounted already because you have an Android. What does
it tell you about It tells you that.

Speaker 4 (27:51):
People what iPhones aren't that those percentage of people aren't
the brightest. No, if you write someone off because of
their phone, but that says a lot about you.

Speaker 15 (28:00):
Frodi's scary, scary and Brodie, It's says I have a
funny story about a colonoscopy. No, it is not my story,
but it's my husband's story because I'm not old enough
to get one, but he is.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
Your number is never.

Speaker 15 (28:11):
Our doctor said that he could do the call of guard,
which is the one where you know, you go number
two in the box and you ship it in the mail. No,
needless to say, he had to do it, and then
we had this whole conversation about how weird is it
that you're actually doing this and you're shipping actual shit
in the mail, like.

Speaker 4 (28:27):
The poor bastard.

Speaker 15 (28:28):
So the question became, you know, who is this poor
guy in some laboratory somewhere who's getting this actual shit
and has to like dismantle it and test it and
do whatever. So that was a whole conversation in and
of itself. But the funny part comes into play when
my seven year old and my four year old started
telling everyone that they knew our friends their teachers at school.

(28:49):
My daddy pooped in a box and sent it in
the mail.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
Sounded like a prank to the teachers.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
USPS, you send packages shit, I gotta say what if
it what if it's an incorrect address and it gets
returned to sender like like, oh.

Speaker 4 (29:06):
Well, why is the wrong address? And somebody opens it.
It is a crazy pop in a box. You just
have a couple of box a couple left.

Speaker 22 (29:17):
All right, Hey, scary, I think you pissed off your
UPS guy where he's not delivering it every time he
sees your iPhone with your.

Speaker 11 (29:25):
Name on it and he's like, screw this bastard. He's
a bougie bastard and needs his ship to go back
to Texas.

Speaker 14 (29:33):
If it's feed back, you probably have a good chance
of getting it, but can't guarantee it won't be smashed.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
Yeah, that is that ship in the box going back
to Texas. At some point, Verizon is going to send
you ship in a box with only the times you've
been yelling at them over your phone. Yeah, you know
what they have poop seventeen. They haven't refunded me my money.

Speaker 10 (29:55):
Ha ha ha.

Speaker 12 (29:56):
Rookie Jude, a little funny story about my jury duty experience.
So you s live in pom Beach County and then
I moved to Brower County, but I kept my car
insurance and my license and everything at my parents in
Pombach County and.

Speaker 6 (30:11):
For the South Broward near Miami, and I got summoned
for Pombage County and I literally I called and.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Said, oh, I actually county on I switched every board
county and.

Speaker 15 (30:22):
I got out of it.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
So that's how you got out of it. You just
say you switched. You flipped the switch, switched to flip. Okay,
I'll take these all.

Speaker 4 (30:34):
Other under advisement, but we'll see what happens. They're very
strict here. Thank you so much for your talkbacks this week.
Very nice. That's all. It's all folks. Didn't you didn't
make thee And here's the last one I said it.
I said here, here's the last two. I warned you
before the last one that wasn't pay attention and I
don't listen to this podcast. Yeah, what's that all about?

(30:54):
All right, thank you so much. We appreciate you guys.
Oh and if you're listening on time and you know
behind when you hear this, we are releasing this on
October ninth, YEP twenty twenty four. You will get a
new Brooklyn Boys episode after the weekend. That's right right
after the weekend, and that is that is a vacation
week for they will be on vacation. That's why we're

(31:17):
a little a couple of days delayed on Slice time
while Sary pack and hoping. Normally you would not get
an episode next week.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
Okay, but it's still technically that will be a vacation,
so we're just kind of spreading it out a little bit, right,
Love you, Love you.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
YouTube body, even though you're personally insulting me reactions. This
podcast depends on you, baby,