The Brooklyn Boys SLICE TIME for Ep. #338

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Brooklyn Boys podcasting reactions.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
This podcast all depends on you, baby.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Three.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
Yeah, it's Lifetime for Brooklyn Boys, episode three thirty eight.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
And beyond what's going on, it's the episode about the episode,
and he's scary, I'm brody.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
And we're happy to have you along. Thank you for
listening to the iHeartRadio app to experience the Brooklyn Boys,
because that's where you click on the microphone and you
leave your talkbacks as you are about to hear for
the next hour or so.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
And if this is your first time listening, welcome aboard.
Go listen to a regular episode and then listen to
this exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Welcome yeah, because you'll be lost. My friend Nicole from
Brooklyn clicked on a slice time. She never heard us before.
She goes, oh, well, check out your podcast, and she
she sends me a message slices question Mark and I said, yeah,
they're that's like think of it as like home slice
or slice of pizza. I said, they're slices there, Slice

(01:22):
for life there. That's our fandom, part of the puzzle,
their fandom. Yeah, and fandom. And then she goes, oh,
she's well, because it's all them and none of you
guys I said, well, you're clicking on the companion episode,
the episode about the episode, I said, go listen to
a real episode of Brooking Boys.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
It's called Slice time. Exactly is your time? All right?
Without further ado, this is your time? What do you
got for us?

Speaker 5 (01:50):
He broken boysy bahama, and it's always broad answer. Carry
So old lady named controversy. Well, ever since the invasion
of the Internet, women and parents in general research popular
baby's name, so that's what they named their daughter. Now,

(02:10):
when I was age of having children, the names were Brittany, Brittany, Karen.
So as I grow older, they become all ladies' names.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
But I still miss a good you know, Elsa.

Speaker 5 (02:27):
Elsa's old lady Gertrude, which in Spanish will be her
through this, which is my actual grandmother's name, and I missed.
I wanted to name my daughter her Trudi, but my
wife said, no, that's an old lady name.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
So good move by your wife. But you have classical
you have like rosa day. See, those are always all right,
thank you. By the way, Jan Valdez did not name
his daughter Brittany. Guaranteed then no shot, no shot.

Speaker 6 (02:59):
This is her name from I'm gonna agree with thisz
on the Slice time here about the people having kids
not looking older, because I'm going to say a lot
of people that are single, the majority of them scary,
I think actually look older because they go out party,
smoke and stuff.

Speaker 7 (03:16):
Not all of them.

Speaker 6 (03:17):
And I don't think you can really single out any group.
But I think you really need to watch how you
say it or like, no, I don't like it becomes
the snowflakish.

Speaker 8 (03:26):
But uh, bird now.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
This is you know, general generalizations are what make this
podcast great.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Would you agree, Brody? Yeah, Uh, I think Scary talking
out of his ass is always uh, it's always fun.
Otherwise there'd be no fun on.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
The podcast and we would just speak in fact and
we would be AI robots.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
And just to reiterate and I and I hate to
defend scary. You guys know that he was just saying,
at least he meant to say he personally would have
aged poorly if he had kids us of thinking about marriage.
That's correct, coffin, even though he already has a headstone. Yeah,
and she was.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
She continues on, She's about to make a comment about
being a snowflake.

Speaker 6 (04:12):
Here you go, this is Rene again. What's scary really
should say is that he's more carefree, and that's what
he should attribute his uh looking younger too, I would think,
like the children aren't really the factor because I know
people with or without kids that look younger or older.

(04:33):
And and so anyways, thanks for the show, guys, always
a good laugh.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Thank you, I love you anyway. But welcome.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
I got you to leave a talk back, didn't I.
So my mission is accomplished, the two of them two, right,
that's why we do what we do.

Speaker 9 (04:49):
Hey, Brookelyn boys, what it's your boy?

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Mike the Asian guy?

Speaker 10 (04:55):
Yeah, so I don't.

Speaker 11 (04:56):
I was just about caught up.

Speaker 9 (04:57):
And then like, you guys just like released two new
episodes for the holiday week. I thought you'd probably take
the week off or something like that, but here you go,
you released two week episodes and now I got to
catch up again. But anyway, going back to the last
talk back three thirty six, someone mentioned about kids. Well,

(05:18):
I got like three kids of my own, two ones
in college and the dirt one's gonna be starting college
like maybe next four. But uh, and as you know,
I recently lost my job. I got laid off from
my last company for because they were downsizing and shit
like that, but like I didn't cry about it, and

(05:39):
I just went and let's started hustling again. I'm like,
I'm driving Uber Eats. In the meantime, I updated my resume,
but I don't know how it goes on like in
other places, but in New York, we just keep on hustling.

Speaker 12 (05:52):
You know, I do from another side.

Speaker 5 (05:55):
Job that I do as a real.

Speaker 9 (05:57):
Estate salesperson, and I'm actually working to clo up on
a few deals that like, if that goes through, I
could probably be all set for the next three years
or maybe even possibly retired, and.

Speaker 13 (06:07):
I could get myself a.

Speaker 9 (06:09):
Louis Vuittona luggage suitcase for myself and her boys. I
just realized I was listening to three Dirty six Akin
and that Brodie's AI song wasn't like the end of
the episode, and you guys continued on about the meetup.

Speaker 7 (06:28):
I just want to say that, oh.

Speaker 9 (06:30):
Man, I love you guys. Man, you guys like bros.
You want like great? What do you mean you didn't
hear it trying to send me up with Maddy from
Brooklyn the Bronx.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
But if I if.

Speaker 9 (06:39):
We do make make it to the meetup, Maddie doesn't
have to pay.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
I got her.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Nice. Okay, did did you guys not hear the merse song?
I wrote that, you know what, I want to mention
that other people heard it? Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 12 (06:53):
Hey, guys, Laura from Connecticut.

Speaker 14 (06:56):
I did work for HMS posts myself on the Throughway
and eighty seven, not.

Speaker 12 (07:04):
In eighty seven, but I worked off of eighty seven
for Starbucks.

Speaker 14 (07:09):
You still have to start follow Starbucks rules. You may
be hired outside, but you still have to follow all
the rules of Starbucks because that is the company you're
working for. Technically, you still follow all the rules of Starbucks.

Speaker 12 (07:25):
Just like when I was a manager at Target. I
started in Starbucks first, but you.

Speaker 14 (07:30):
Had to follow all the rules under Starbucks. I got
hired from Target, but Starbucks rules apply throughout any Starbucks
anywhere it is.

Speaker 12 (07:40):
They have certain standards.

Speaker 14 (07:42):
That they're supposed to meet, et cetera, et cetera, And
it's obvious that inside the company Target Airport, they're just
not following the standards.

Speaker 12 (07:53):
Hey, this is cute from all over the map. Gonna
get Brody. Time to finish all right?

Speaker 15 (07:59):
Hey, scary was wondering are you going to bring the
jingles back, because you definitely could have played the Brodie
is Wrong jingle the last two episodes.

Speaker 12 (08:08):
So yeah, come on, lady and bring the jingles right.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
You're right, you know now that you bring that up,
maybe don't bring them all.

Speaker 15 (08:18):
Hey, this is cue from all over the map game.
I just want to let you know that you guys
were talking about old names. But I guess I bet
you never heard my name. It's spelled out q U
E T C. Why that's how you spell it out. Now,
let's see if any of y'all can pronounce its Cucci.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
It's it's Quetzi. But if she's Hispanic, it might be
quite something. And I don't know. Quiriti quarty, it could
be quets I don't know. But you could have told
us how to pronounce it before you.

Speaker 7 (08:52):
Hung out over the map.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Oh I forgot, thank you?

Speaker 7 (08:55):
The actual pronunciation. Yes, in Spanish it's guess and English
is Ketsie.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
Also, let's see Gary Cutsie.

Speaker 7 (09:05):
You still old Brody a steak dinner?

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Yeah, blah blah, thank you, moving on, She's back on
my side.

Speaker 16 (09:10):
Any Brooklyn boys, it's Eddie from Oldbridge. On episode three
thirty six, when Scary asked the question to Brody about
what a place you have to go south to head Canada.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
He never said state, he said sit any the area.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
So Brody, yoda, yep, thank you so much, sir, you
are a little.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Bit behind Brooklyn boys.

Speaker 17 (09:31):
Lisa from Delaware, first time caller listening to Splice Time
from three thirty seven, talking about names that sound like
old people names. I have a daughter, she's thirty. Her
name is Pauline. It was one of the names you
said was an old name.

Speaker 7 (09:48):
It's coming back.

Speaker 17 (09:49):
It's coming back.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Maybe has it come back? He named it thirty years ago.
She's bringing sexy back, Pauline back. I'm saying, if you
just named your daughter Pauline and there's other Pauline in class,
it's coming back, right, she's part of the names of
thirty years ago, then it's already thirty years past. Now.
I like the name. I had an aunt Pauline who
I really liked, but she'd be like one hundred and

(10:11):
twenty now.

Speaker 18 (10:12):
So yeah, Brodie is scary Jrmy and Brodie a long
time listener, first time call her. What another one easy year?
But about the names? I think is episode three thirty seven.
The names that people like call their kids. Now, I
work in school food and I see all these kids
coming through the registerars with these whacked out names. It

(10:36):
is just insane, Like what happened to like just me.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
Right, setting yourself your kids up for some success for
the future.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Well, give us an example of some of these names
you're hearing. You gotta give us some.

Speaker 12 (10:49):
Hey, guys, Laura from Connecticut.

Speaker 14 (10:51):
When I first heard about the Wednesday wedding, I was
thinking to myself, who the fuck gets married on a
fucking Wednesday.

Speaker 12 (10:59):
I don't understand. I feel like there's some underlying reasons
for this. There isn't There has to be.

Speaker 14 (11:06):
There's no way that people could come on a fucking Wednesday.

Speaker 12 (11:09):
It's in the middle of the week. You can't take off.

Speaker 14 (11:12):
It's not like, you know, Friday, you take off maybe Thursday, Friday, whatever,
So there has to be some reason.

Speaker 12 (11:19):
It was cheaper, It's where they wanted to be, so
they decided to go there on a Wednesday because it's
cheapa youth today family in Italy. Maybe it was cheaper
for them to fly here during the week then a weekend.

Speaker 14 (11:32):
I just feel like there's some reason behind this. When
you find out I need to know. I need to
know why they're fucking getting there on a Wednesday, like
it like pisses me off for you ask me to.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
I gotta find out.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
I gotta find the right time to break the ice
with my boy and tell him that we've been talking
about it for the past couple episodes on the podcast
and invite him onto the podcast.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
I wouldn't tell him, I will say, I would just
have them on, just like, Hey, I was curious, why
don't we have you on? Yeah? Uh, here's what I'll say.
Just to add to it a little bit. I'm not
working right now, so I don't have to get up
in the morning, right, speak for yourself. And I played
when I played pickleball on Wednesday nights, and I am
not giving up my pickleball to go to some wedding

(12:19):
on a Wednesday.

Speaker 7 (12:21):
Yeah, so that queens here. You guys have a beginning
of episode three thirty eight that when you do the podcast,
you're talking more to each other and not really us spices. Well,
the way I describe the podcast that people who don't
listen is that it's basically two guys from Brooklyn who
have been friends for a very long time. Just catching

(12:43):
up on their week, and there happens to be microphones
and equipment recording the conversation for people who listen.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
I like that. That's nice. We should change that as
just to be a description. Now as a follow up, Jamie,
do any of those people then side to listen? That's
the key. Yeah, you're explaining the podcast to them, but
you did very nicely. But then do they listen and
then agree with you or disagree with you or like
it or not? You know, we we need we need

(13:12):
the Slice army to keep spreading the word. Yeah. I
want to hear some talkbacks from people saying just started
listening thanks to this other little Slice who got me
to listen exactly?

Speaker 19 (13:23):
Hey, broken boys, you know who listens? Three guesses where
I'm from?

Speaker 7 (13:27):
Uh huh?

Speaker 19 (13:28):
You guys will talking about the vitamin water commercial that's
supposed to be sent New York. No fucking way is
a New Yorker almost getting hit by a cab saying
hould your horses?

Speaker 3 (13:39):
Okay?

Speaker 19 (13:39):
Yeah, if I'm a shitty driver, even if I'm not
talking to him, in my head.

Speaker 7 (13:45):
I'm adding the exploitives.

Speaker 19 (13:47):
I'm looking at him going, let's give a fucking asshole
guy doesn't know what a red light is.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
Or at least hold your fucking horses, not just hold
your horse.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Hey, Hey, don't get your panties in the water. I'm
crossing the street here.

Speaker 19 (14:00):
Hey, it's me again. So just ask my dad if
he thinks the New Yorker is gonna say hold your horses. Now,
my dad's from the Bronx, and he told me that
he watched two cab drivers go for the same fair
one day in Manhattan and the first guy ran the
second guy off the road and second guy's.

Speaker 12 (14:19):
Car hit a building.

Speaker 7 (14:20):
And he said, you think the second guy he's getting
out of his cab walking over.

Speaker 11 (14:24):
The first one and say hold your horses.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Absolutely, that's a great example. Thank you, Jamie. No, he
absolutely fucking wouldn't. Thank you.

Speaker 9 (14:33):
Well, save Brooklyn boys, What up to your boy?

Speaker 3 (14:35):
Asian Milake?

Speaker 7 (14:37):
Donnie from CT.

Speaker 9 (14:39):
I appreciate your gesture, But Maddie from Brooklyn, the Bronx
has already acknowledged me and has shown grace employees with
her replies, and I am content and satisfied with such.
So I'm relieved she didn't rip me a new one
like she has. What a slices and I don't want
to sound stalkerish or creepy, like how Scary creeps on

(14:59):
OLIVI right, Oh yeah, Brody, I didn't mention the type
of Asian I am. I already mentioned before a few
I don't know how many episodes back that I grew
up in the Lower East Side, which is now basically
known as Chinatown. That makes me Chinese and Cantonese to
be exact. So I know all about your favorite type

(15:21):
of Chinese food, Brody. You love Cantonese Canthony style food,
which plo Maine and.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Bring it. I'm let's I have a I have a
I have a Chinese food story about where Scary lives
when we come up on the Brooklyn episode.

Speaker 4 (15:40):
I never asked you how that food was that I
sent you to. Okay, So yeah, yeah, saw Offter be careful.

Speaker 20 (15:48):
Hey, guys, this is Frank from Connecticut. I just want
to say, Brody, you are freaking hilarious.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Dude, thank you.

Speaker 20 (15:56):
Oh my god, Like on the last episode when Scary
was like oh like like my click and You're like nice,
very nice, nicely done, it's those little things like it
was just so funny.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
Oh God, love you guys, Thank you, Scary and Brody.
Brody and Scary Scrody the knee from CT commiserations for TD.
It's all Darren on not becoming the new Chief Erotic Officer.
I guess he came up a little bit short and
couldn't measure up to the others. I'm sure the hiring
process was hard and stiff, but he simply couldn't rise

(16:31):
to the occasion. I'm hopeful he can stand tall and
blow the competition away in another career.

Speaker 4 (16:38):
Thank you, Gunny, well done him.

Speaker 12 (16:43):
Scary and Brody.

Speaker 7 (16:44):
This is Maddy from Queens Brody the true.

Speaker 14 (16:46):
Questions our rainbows sprinkles more popular because you can't get
chocolate sprinkles?

Speaker 2 (16:54):
This where they sell more because the other is not available.
That was deposits a very good question. Oh yes, are
the sales higher? I think it was more. What I
read was a survey of what sells more and what's
more popular. But I like where you're going. If the
chocolate sprinkles were available at Target, they would sell more

(17:14):
thereby uh, you know, proving your point in mind.

Speaker 21 (17:18):
Brodie is scary and never scary and Brody it's well
from CT. God damn, it's scary you are so gullible,
my boy man, believe anything on TikTok.

Speaker 22 (17:29):
I'm about to make a TikTok and send it to
you and be like what if I told you did?

Speaker 21 (17:34):
I have a bridge to sell you. It is the
best bridge you will ever go across or live under.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Call me now, Thank you Will? Part two?

Speaker 22 (17:48):
Well from CT again. I was watching TV the other
day and I saw a commercial and I merely was
like Brooklyn boys. It was a spruce weed and grass killed. Yes, yes,
I was like Brooklyn Boys.

Speaker 21 (18:05):
Also, I have an idea.

Speaker 22 (18:06):
Why don't you guys do an episode that you have
a slice call in live and interact with them. I
know you have our numbers, you know, have someone call
in that good idea?

Speaker 4 (18:17):
Thank you Will from CT And yes, that's spruce commercial,
the weed, the weed killer spruce.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
I think of spruce all the time. Yeah. I got
this sound from that, But then I lost the audio,
which I'll talk about again on the next episode of
Booking Boys. What happened to the audio? Okay, let's continue
here we go.

Speaker 23 (18:44):
Brody about the parodies. Sorry if there's a stupid question,
but you still do them with AI. So what's the
difference from when you had your singers your company, and
when you do them with AI again, it might be stupid.

Speaker 24 (18:56):
But is it more or less expensive one way? Is
it more or less restricting one way? Can you explain
the difference?

Speaker 2 (19:03):
I will yep. So a parody is when you take
the original song, the music, or a copy of the
original music, and you change the words and have somebody
sing different words to the same music, like what weird
al does. That's a parody. AI is writing original music
to lyrics I write. So it's an original creation. But

(19:25):
I'm not taking a Pink Pony club and making it,
you know, stink Finger club. It's I'm taking my words
and saying, write a rock song, and I have to
do it twenty times, and I picked the one I like.

Speaker 4 (19:40):
So basically he's a recording artist. In those cases it's original.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
As an astronaut, then I'm a recording artist. What I'm hello, scary,
Hold hold the buttons, dude, hold the buttons. In order
for me to do a parody, since I don't sing,
I would have to get the music, which is easy
enough to do online, a karaoke version or instrumental version,
and then to hire somebody who sings parodies to sing it,
and then I'd have to produce it, and that would

(20:06):
cost me hundreds of dollars to pay a singer.

Speaker 4 (20:08):
This is part part two of his he might he
was He was in the middle of his thought, so
he part two long thoughts. I thought that was okay,
all right, here you go.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
And about the drink commercial of New York.

Speaker 24 (20:19):
This might be stupid too, but I don't get why
someone would want to drink something because New York people
drink it.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
Like a long time ago.

Speaker 24 (20:28):
I don't know if you remember, there was a Snapple
commercial where the guy said.

Speaker 23 (20:31):
Hey, America, new Yorkers loved to taste of Snapple.

Speaker 24 (20:33):
Like, why would someone in Iowa want to drink Snapple
because New York is a drinker?

Speaker 11 (20:38):
That never made any.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
Sense to me. I'll answer that as well. Number One,
the vitamin water commercial that I said was from New York.
My guess is is targeted geotagged and targeted for New
York area, the Tri state area. I doubt you're going
to see that commercial in Iowa. However, to answer your
other question, why would anyone want anything that people like
in New York? Well, not speaking for everyone, but New

(21:00):
York is a cultural touchstone for the country and for
the world in many aspects. So if you like, if
you if clothing is popular in France, people will buy
it because oh this is very trendy in Paris right now.
It's no different than Seinfeld. They were like, oh, Seinfeld
will never work. It's to New York. But New York
is an is. A is a is a global culture
that people can relate to or laugh at her, or

(21:22):
or relate or or just enjoyed. People.

Speaker 4 (21:25):
People look to New York. They for for you know,
whatever it is. But we look up a lot of
people look up to New York. I mean, you know
that that's why we feel bad for Philly, you know,
because Philly, Philly sometimes is like so close, it's like
ninety miles from New York, but lives in the shadows.
And I hate to say it, but that that's why
they can't. That's where they get their attitude from. I
love you, Philly, but you know, I'm you know, I

(21:48):
may be you know, it'serting my foot in my mouth here,
but you are no, no, but you know what I'm
talking about. I'm actually you know, being a little playful
about it. But you know, Boston is the same way
Boston Philly. You're not New York, you know. And that's
also why if you.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
Ran that commercial in Boston and you said, hey, you
should drink this vitamin water because they love it in
New York. In Boston they would they would pour it
down the toilet right right. In Philly they would pot
down it. But in Miami they might not, right because
in Miami there's a lot of New Yorker's, a lot
of New York culture down there. They might embrace it.
And it's not Justifornia might not because California's has a
rivalry with New York exactly, and a lot of people

(22:27):
look to again New York, La, Miami, Vegas. There are
these there are these places that are super popular around
the world that everyone likes to not emulate, but they
get they take their cues from it. They're interested in
what's going on in those cities. Now, the reverse, unfortunately
may not be true.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
I don't think I care much about what's going on
in Bozeman, Montana.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
What you know what, there's a lot of great TV
shows that take place in Montana and different parts of
the country. Now, if you saw if I saw a
commercial Now, look, if I saw a product that made sense,
like if it was like, oh, this barbecue sauce is
huge in Texas, different might be apt to try it. Yes,
because Texas is known for barbecue. Correct. I don't necessarily

(23:14):
think New York is known for vitamin water. However, New
York is known for water. Annually, New York City usually
wins for best tap water in the country. That is
usually or it's one of the best tasting tap waters
in the country. So I guess it depends. If this
was the best corn in Iowa, I would be like, oh,
this is approved in Iowa. I'm eating it. So I

(23:35):
think wherever you're from in the country, if you're known
for something and you sell that product Idaho potatoes. Can
you think of any other place in the country that
sells potatoes. I'm sure there are, But when you think
of potatoes, you're like, I gotta get night of potato.
Why what do you know from potatoes? They come from Idaho.
So if I see a commercial, Hey, I meat n Ido
potato over here, they're like, oh, it's approved in Idaho potato.

(23:57):
It's very very true. All right now, I apologiz eyes
to any other states around Idaho that grow potatoes.

Speaker 4 (24:04):
It's a great way of putting it without making us
look uh like we're trying to be holier than thou.

Speaker 5 (24:09):
You know.

Speaker 4 (24:10):
But this commercial again, I think was a New York
the I know, and please don't don't take what I
said the wrong way. People are like, well, what the
fuck was scary? It's like shitting on my small town.
I'm really not so remember.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
If so, what have we learned in the last couple
of weeks. If you are married and have children who
are living Philadelphia, Boston at things, you can go fuck
u up exactly.

Speaker 24 (24:37):
So I believe it was the last slice time you
were talking about Fiddler on the Roof.

Speaker 7 (24:42):
If I were rich, so they got it.

Speaker 24 (24:45):
Right, and then when it's the fun he comes along
and fucks it all up.

Speaker 7 (24:51):
If I was a rich girl.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know why she did that. She
did it on purpose to be cute. Now, I don't
think she was paying attention. I don't think pay attention.
She didn't write that song.

Speaker 25 (25:06):
Being from Ohio scary your eyes only dilate to food.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
That's very true.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
I should have used as the excuse. I'm like, you're
not the only one my eyes are not dilating.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
For and just as a reference point, because you didn't
explain the comment. Scary's girlfriend said, if you love me,
your eyes would be dilated and your heart would be
a flutter, and neither of those things was exactly.

Speaker 25 (25:30):
Brooklyn boys name from Ohio. I sleep on my right
side or flat with my head to the right.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
Brainwise, if you sleep to your left.

Speaker 21 (25:42):
I did research.

Speaker 25 (25:43):
I found out over the years, sleep to your left,
you get creepy dreams. But you sleep from your right,
you get better dreams, happier. Really, just do your research.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
That's why I always get happy dreams because I always
sleep to the right.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
I gotta follow up.

Speaker 25 (26:00):
On that, Liam, again, scary reason why your eyes aren't
dilating as you don't.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Like you said on the Big.

Speaker 25 (26:07):
Show, you you're like a black mind, blank page, and
that's why you know you're in a moment. Maybe think
about her before she shows up, before anything or during
the day, and then cut too bam, their eyes dilate
and she'll notice.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Thank you, Liam.

Speaker 25 (26:28):
Now, Liam, you're on Hondi's podcast. You have zero chill
over there? Uh, kind of scared of them. Just let
you know, all right?

Speaker 2 (26:41):
So Liam, I don't think you Maybe you're not listening
in order or you haven't caught up yet. But I
think on the last slice time or the one before it,
I mentioned that, whoever you are, because I didn't hear
your name the last time. When you hear this and
you leave talkbacks in the future, don't do whatever you
did to do that. So you're.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
So if you'd if you can whatever, God, bro, you
sound like a bad Liam.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
I sound like Liam. You know you sound like a
subway announcer. No subway, by the way, They just so.
I'll tell you a quick story. At the pickleball place
I go to, they now have now that the summers here,
all the all the college kids have gone back home, right,

(27:33):
they're not all right, and so they're they're getting real
jobs for the summer or whatever, and they've hired adults
now to work the front desk. Oh boy, how's that
going to the adults? Well, the adults have to be
very like, I have to do my job right, so
they have to they check you in. I'll get more
into this on the Slice time. I'm Brooklyn boys. But
they they've discovered there's an intercom system. Nobody understands what

(28:04):
she's saying, but she's taking her job so seriously. So
I'll talk more about that when people take their jobs's
stop stop with the sugar. Everybody, everybody is playing it.
Stop with the sugar.

Speaker 21 (28:18):
It's not healthy.

Speaker 25 (28:19):
I know I drink beer, but I'm just saying I
feel smarter, sharper, healthier, more cognitive, not tired.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
Just be healthy, eat healthy, all right.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
And Bertie Greens, I'll never do that exactly that he's
he is so deficient in so many vitamins and minerals.
If if he was to like, if they were to
look in his body, and I think, Brodie, Bertie, how
would you how? How would actually what do your doctors
tell you about.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
About how how you have life insurance?

Speaker 4 (28:55):
Exactly? Eat your greens. Listen to Liam, eat your greens,
to eat greens.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
I would go out on a limb. You're sixty something, No,
I'm not. I would I would go out. I would
put money on this that I am in far better
shape than you are. Lester all weight, b Am.

Speaker 4 (29:14):
I you probably are because you're playing pickleball. You're much
more active than I am. I am right now negative
two quarter scary. So if you'd like, you can have
all the vegetables you want. But I'm active.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
I'm working out four days a week, and I'm down
a shirt size and three or four sizes in the paper.
You look great. I told you I gave you your flowers.
What more do you want?

Speaker 4 (29:39):
I'm just saying, I say, listen to limb and eat
your greens, eat some vegetables.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Listen, scary. What when you called me before and now
this is unprepared. I'm not telling you what to say.
I told you I was making dinner, which is why
I missed your call. What did I tell you I
was making for dinner? What? I don't know? I wasn't
paying attention. I said I was making a salad for dinner, salad,

(30:04):
And I had a salad tonight with lettuce salad. No, don't.
It was lettuce and tomato and grilled shrimp and cashew
nuts and Asian sesame dressing which is low fat. I'm
gonna say that Asian salad. And I put a couple

(30:25):
of croutons in and that's it.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
All kidding, aside, all kidding aside. You've actually you have improved.
You have improved greatly. Uh, yes, since I've since I.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
First met you. On on what you eat.

Speaker 4 (30:40):
So but but the whole green thing with the broccoli,
and then you don't like the string spinach.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Uh so necessary? But okay, that's all right.

Speaker 4 (30:51):
You're doing other things.

Speaker 13 (30:55):
Henry Brooklyn Voices and Maria Fermanian City in regards to
how someone from New York or I would say in
New Jersey would respond to someone in their ways like
get the fuck out of the way. No one says
hold your horses here? Who No, that person's not local.
Also shout out to Cowboy Trucker. I heard you on
a talkback for a sauce on the side, but you

(31:16):
didn't you know, you didn't say, Hey, I'm cowboy Trucker.

Speaker 11 (31:20):
I see you. Also, please don't need during your talkbacks.
Thank you.

Speaker 14 (31:23):
Love y'all.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
Is he's cheating on us? Huh, we are. It's part
of the family.

Speaker 11 (31:30):
We love Hey, BROOKEM Boys, M Jacob m j Ay scary.
You could dance.

Speaker 10 (31:37):
I don't care how you dance, just hop around if
you feel good?

Speaker 11 (31:42):
Who cares?

Speaker 10 (31:43):
With Jon dra If your arms are up, if they're down,
if you're feeling good, who cares?

Speaker 11 (31:50):
Who thinks? How old you are? You look forty to me? Yes,
I agree about the stress thing. I'm gonna be do.

Speaker 10 (32:00):
Hey b boys MJ from NJ. Yeah about looking young, Yeah, scary,
you do look young.

Speaker 11 (32:08):
I know you don't have the mileage.

Speaker 10 (32:10):
Like you said, because you have no kids or a
wife and not horrific stress.

Speaker 11 (32:16):
We're all a lot of people are stressed out.

Speaker 10 (32:18):
We were working and everything, have kids, husbands or whatever. Yes,
that can definitely.

Speaker 11 (32:24):
Age you, but also you have it's also your lifestyle.

Speaker 10 (32:29):
If people did drugs when they were younger, they could
age them when they're older. I mean, but I mean,
you know, you could look really had you did drug
it could be.

Speaker 11 (32:37):
Only sixty and you look like eighty.

Speaker 10 (32:39):
But yeah, so I think stress that's the main thing
that that ages everybody. So we should just you know,
sometimes stay calm or do things that make us happy
and stay positive.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
Appreciate this.

Speaker 11 (32:54):
Sorry to me again.

Speaker 10 (32:56):
I just want to comment on David Brodie's song the
Country Song with.

Speaker 11 (33:00):
The Merse that was while earlious, that was funny. I
liked it, I really did, all right.

Speaker 10 (33:07):
Also, I love Trucker's I forgot to comment at Truckers
sing on Lifetime on the list time with his song
his songs great he's got to get together with you,
David Brody.

Speaker 11 (33:18):
All right, pea sale, guys, Bye bye.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
She's sounding a little tired right now. That that's a
more tired m J. Ferman. No technical problems and throwing
my first name around like it's uh bonus points. Yeah.
I love that.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
She didn't say that, Not one, not once did she
say I don't know if this thing is recording.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
She's she's sure of herself these days. Nice the Glyn
Boys Podcast.

Speaker 14 (33:44):
We will be right back.

Speaker 4 (33:48):
Okay, we uh wow, we're still about maybe thirty more
of these maybe more Wow.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
Thank you for the for the overwhelming response to these episodes.
Let's see what are we got going on here.

Speaker 26 (34:02):
Brooklyn Boys?

Speaker 2 (34:03):
This lame again?

Speaker 26 (34:04):
I follow This pizza place is called Crispy Pizza on
utail and Facebook we grew up on and they're authentic
Italians and I'd always tell them just email me a
slice because their piece looks amazing. Let me know what
you think to check them out.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
Yeah, there you go, the original one there in Brooklyn
that they filmed for TikTok. I would go after school
three times a week. That was my neighborhood, hometown pizzeria.
Crispy Pizza, thirteenth Avenue, seventy second, seventy third. It was
awesome and it's still a stoning I had as a kid. Ah,

(34:46):
now you have it in New Jersey.

Speaker 10 (34:48):
Yeah, hey Brooklyn boys listening into this lifetime, I forgot
what the hell episode I was doing my walk, my
gum got st out, and I paid myself because the trucker,
Holy Craft, with the merse, with the Johnny pare Sean,
he is fucking name.

Speaker 11 (35:11):
Oh my god, he's got to do more. He just
made my day. I was so miserable. You guys make
me happy, doesn't track me up.

Speaker 10 (35:19):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
If we made one person smile, we've done our jobs.
By the way, kudos to MJ for giving so many
props to a cowboy trucker. But then remember it at
the end of saying, but you guys do also like me. Oh,
by the way, props.

Speaker 5 (35:31):
If my name were to have been Pony, I'd have
the greatest pickup line ever.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
I could just go up and say, hey, you ever
ridden a pony before?

Speaker 6 (35:40):
You haven't?

Speaker 2 (35:41):
Hi, I'm pony boy. I stay golden. Okay, well it
continue And to those who.

Speaker 5 (35:48):
Might be saying, oh, but what if she has written
a pony before, then you can come back with, well
you haven't ridden this pony, how's it going?

Speaker 21 (35:57):
All right?

Speaker 23 (35:58):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (35:58):
That might work on someone. He broke, hold on, hold on,
hold on, the phrases stay gold, boy, stay gold, stay gold.

Speaker 5 (36:11):
He brookenh and it's always brodie and scary. A for
a car what's about to hit me? It would be
like you know, one one by that's underneath them, the
staying where.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
I don't think they will stop.

Speaker 5 (36:23):
I mean I've never been run over, but and if
they stop or say like, motherfucker, you what.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Okay? Broken? Just so you know, the past tense of
run is.

Speaker 5 (36:36):
Run hey, broken, and it's always brody and scary. So
told Darren unemployed, let's just call her what it is.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Motherfucker had no job. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (36:49):
And this economy and this transition, in this period of time,
you take any job you can get.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (36:57):
To Darren, I think in a year and a half,
call us back and say, you know what job did
you actually get? Hey, tol Laren, this is now nineteen
fifty where it was frown upon to work in the
porn industreet.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (37:13):
Maybe you would have gotten some stripes. Maybe you get
in some accomplishments. I don't know right now, you're just unemployed.
Good luck to you, call Darren, good luck to you.
A broken posyfore and it's always Brodie and scary Brody, Brody,

(37:35):
you're my guy, You're my man.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
I don't like care of that at all. There is
a treatment. I hate that.

Speaker 5 (37:46):
I heard that you drained it because if you don't
take care of it, it becomes chronic. I have had
two friends from your age girl with the chronic liquid
in the knee and uh, not good outcomes. I don't

(38:10):
want to jinx you. I'm I'm gonna use the lingo.
I don't want to drink you. Just take care of it,
eat well and keep your knee up.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
Is solid for dinner, not have and let's talk back. Brodie.

Speaker 5 (38:30):
So, I know you don't want to do live video.
I know you don't like video podcasts.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
But I don't know if you've seen it. But there's
a I baby filter. Would you be a baby?

Speaker 5 (38:42):
Will be a baby?

Speaker 2 (38:43):
Would you try that and give us some segments?

Speaker 5 (38:46):
But with the AI felter, yes, we.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
May, we may do AI baby, but it's only like
ten seconds clips, So it's not anyway we might Yeah,
hey o Brooklyn Bays, what a boy Asian? Mic?

Speaker 9 (39:03):
So Donny from CTF Chinese.

Speaker 7 (39:06):
By the way, one more thing, yeah.

Speaker 9 (39:09):
So, uh it's how does that saying go?

Speaker 7 (39:14):
It's it's the drill of the chase.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
You know what I'm saying? Yeah? Perfect?

Speaker 9 (39:19):
I was also thinking of things. Am I the only
Asian slice that listens to Brooklyn boys?

Speaker 22 (39:26):
See?

Speaker 9 (39:26):
If there was an Asian slice?

Speaker 2 (39:28):
Would I just be called Chinese? Chinese? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (39:31):
You would be called Chinese now you you're Asian. Mike,
you'd be Chinese. They would just Mike. Yeah, they'd be
Mike because you assume the name first.

Speaker 8 (39:41):
Hey Dan, this is Risa from Wisconsin. I would just
like to share what I think that commercial would sound
like if it was played here.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
Oh my golish? Would you say, guy?

Speaker 8 (39:52):
Was it dear Jason? See me? Oh no, it's it's
actually okay. Let me just soft yeah, let me just
scoo tray pass here? And how how get out of
your waier body? Yeah you are?

Speaker 2 (40:03):
You have a great day.

Speaker 8 (40:04):
Watch alfred O skinny round cows.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Nah, that is spot on? Okay, hold on a second.
First of all, it sounds like the impression Bethany from
our the Morning Show, our old co host what she
used to do impressions of her family in Wisconsin. I
need you to play that again now that I have
a chance to anticipate it. She's doing her impression of

(40:27):
somebody almost getting hit by a cab, but in Wisconsin.
So play it again now, Hey, guys.

Speaker 8 (40:33):
This is Teresa from Wisconsin. I would just like to
share what I think that commercial would sound like if
it was played here. Oh my gosh, what'd you say? Guy?
Was a dear dave and see me? Oh no, it's
it's actually okay. Let me just so yeah, let me
just scoo tray past here and how how get out
of your way there?

Speaker 14 (40:53):
Body?

Speaker 8 (40:54):
Yeah? Uh, you have a great day. Watch alfred O
Skinny round Cows.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
She's got my vote so far for talk Back of
the Week. That's great.

Speaker 4 (41:04):
Maybe we should start with the assignment so far she
understood this Back of the week. The assignment was what
would the commercials sound like?

Speaker 14 (41:12):
You're from right, hey, guys, Laura from Connecticut originally from Queens.

Speaker 12 (41:17):
So if somebody goes.

Speaker 14 (41:20):
To hit me or hits a camp, whatever the fuck
it is, I'm gonna say, what the fuck are you doing?

Speaker 12 (41:25):
Why are you fucking going? Just like that, probably the
louder and.

Speaker 14 (41:29):
Then I probably punched this fucking car or something like that.
But those two females did not sound like New Yorkers
at all. If you're trying to sell something from New York,
use New Yorkers. It's pretty easy to get them. Yeah,
there's plenty of people in the street in New York.

Speaker 12 (41:46):
Hand them a vitamin watar say hey, say this line.
Whoever says sit the best, then put them in the
freaking commercial.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
There you go.

Speaker 12 (41:53):
Don't use random ass peopall.

Speaker 14 (41:54):
But maybe, like Scary said, they're just putting it all over,
maybe all different states. It's Texas, whatever, more and more California,
because the first girl sounded like she.

Speaker 12 (42:05):
Was from Cali to me.

Speaker 14 (42:06):
So they're just trying to sell some water. But don't
use New Yorkers unless you're gonna really use New Yorker.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
It's crazy.

Speaker 4 (42:13):
Danielle from the Big Show and I talk about this
all the time. When they're looking Unfortunately, they go to
the acting pool, and the acting pool happens to have
a lot of la types and people from other parts
of the country that just want to be actors.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
I do a New York accent. Yeah, I do an
accent right terrible. You'll you'll I say this as a
New Yorker because you'll you'll notice this scary when I
say it. But if you ask a New Yorker to mention,
like so she was mentioning, like trying to mention states
all over the country. So she picked the classic Midwest
state of Texas and the classic West coast state of California.

(42:49):
Nothing in between, right right, Like or if you want
to say to south, people will probably say Florida. Right,
those are the touchstone states for a New Yorker, like
you were, like, oh, I was probably all over like
you know, Idaho and Portland. You'd never say that. No, No, Texas,
Texas and Texas. Really people don't consider that the Midwest,

(43:10):
even though it's the it is the Midwest Midwest, like Nebraska, Oklahoma,
right you know. But anyway, I just love the New York, Texas, California,
you know, all over the fas. Those are the go
tos a mooys.

Speaker 27 (43:24):
It's Owen from Philly. I he's all this new thing
called wonder Uh. It's it's like it's kind of like
those ghost kitchen scary, but like it's you walk in
and you can order from any of I think it's
like twenty different restaurants, Like they got anything from like

(43:44):
Bobby Flay to Marcus Samuelson to just random shit.

Speaker 4 (43:48):
Oh yeah, they're all over the place here. And but
it's it's actually a brick and mortar and there's several
restaurants under one building. Not really a ghost kitchen because
it does exist. It's on a map and you can
walk into it and you can order from them there,
so that doesn't make it a ghost kitchen. But I
think they do a great job. I've been finding myself
ordering more and more from Wonder. Hey, Wonder, maybe you

(44:10):
want to sponsor the Brook and Boys podcast. Eh, yeah,
I would tell you. They used to be a food truck.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
They were just trucks and you have to live in
a certain zip code and if the truck came to
that zip code, then you could get the food. And
so they had to Faris pizza, which is there was
at one point the greatest pizza in the world, and
I couldn't get it at my house, so I had
to order it at my friend's house and go over
there to get it because it wouldn't come to my
zip code. Now it's brick and water and you can

(44:36):
get the food and he's riding. It's like twenty restaurants
all in the same place, and yep, it's excellent.

Speaker 4 (44:41):
You know, they just rolled them out in Philly recently,
but they've been here for a couple of years now
in this area.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
Yeah, but I was I was saying at the beginning.
Before I was saying, I was saying it because it's
not They're not a ghost kitchen scaries, right. A ghost
kitchen is when you have, like somebody comes in and
takes over a kitchen at someone else's location and sets
up a restaurant temporarily goes on.

Speaker 7 (45:01):
Oh from Philly Part two.

Speaker 27 (45:03):
So add this wonder establishment or whatever you want to
call it. There's they have the Fara's pizza saying it
like that, not the Faras. But do you guys think
that it's gonna be good or like even remotely on

(45:23):
the level of the real paras?

Speaker 7 (45:25):
Just wondering.

Speaker 4 (45:26):
I could tell you that it's not. I've taken you're wondering,
nice wonder you're wondering it's not. Sorry, continue, Okay, there
are certain dishes they do well. Theas is very hard
to recreate.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
I had it, it was, it was, It was fine,
But I wouldn't I wouldn't like if you if you wanted,
if you were somewhere not in this area, and you're like,
I want to try the pizza. You like, Oh, it's
a good pizza, but it's not Thefaras because you need
a certain yea certain it was.

Speaker 10 (45:57):
It was good.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
But the Bobby Flay, the Bobby.

Speaker 4 (46:01):
I've had their foods, some of their items, and they
do match. The Bobby Flay steak in Atlantic that was
in Atlantic City.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
Yeah, I have very good things about the steak products.

Speaker 11 (46:11):
Sorry.

Speaker 7 (46:11):
Part three.

Speaker 27 (46:11):
Oh and for Philly, so real quick on the whole
dialect thing that I just did with Deafaris, uh Lapper
and Wopper, Yeah, they're different in a Northeastern kind of accent.
But there are people that say that are differently for
different or the same rather for different, Like the John

(46:34):
applications of it.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
John.

Speaker 27 (46:36):
One prime example is the prime example that I've kept
you in suspense for is John versus John. So John
is a name, John is a person, placer thing in Philadelphia,
whatever the fuck you want it to be.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
It's the John.

Speaker 27 (46:52):
However, my roommate from like upstate Pennsylvania like the mountains.
He says them both the same, like he says, you know,
past at John, and like, who the fuck is John?

Speaker 4 (47:03):
How crazy is it though that I use the same
example that he's.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
Trying to win over the Philadelphians. Now, after you insert
I read his mind by the right, Yeah, you can
mispronounce Cindy Lauper's name. Now, look, if you think Wopper
and Lauper are direct rhymes with each other. And so
if you say whopper like Lauper, if you say whopper,
if you're like maybe in the Midwest, you know, maybe
in Wisconsin, you say I'd like one of them whoppers,

(47:28):
and whopper sounds like Lauper. But you can't put an
accent on someone's name and then decide that's how it's pronounced.
Her name is pronounced Lawper. If you say it's Lapper,
that doesn't make you right. You can't accent her name.
It's Lawper. Hey, what's going on? It's me?

Speaker 28 (47:42):
They will cowboy Trucker here one more time, ya SII Barbarino.
You know I'm gonna go back to the episode three
and thirty six or three thirty five. I'm not sure.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
No one tweeting me on that.

Speaker 28 (47:54):
I don't have a tweeting account, but you know, I'm
going to go back to the old Tuesday or Wednesday winning.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
You know, scoot it.

Speaker 28 (48:02):
You're the one that chooses to run in the circle
of boushiness, So you.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Should be expected.

Speaker 28 (48:09):
You should be expected to do a Tuesday or Wednesday
or Thursday wedding every now and then. You know, it's
like when you uh, it's like baseball. You know, sometimes
you're in the playoffs, they have the championship games or
the games they got them during the week. How many
times have you gone to a baseball game during the week?

Speaker 1 (48:29):
Did you?

Speaker 2 (48:29):
Did you complain?

Speaker 14 (48:30):
Then?

Speaker 28 (48:31):
Especially available as buck to the tickets, I guarantee you're
gonna go. You're not gonna complain about that. I guarantee
A lot.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
More prep goes into getting ready for a wedding than
a baseball game. You just throwing a high of t
certain jeans and you're out the door. For a wedding, You've.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
Got to take a shower, you gotta get dressed. It's
a whole prep.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
No, you don't even you can't even compare a trucker.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
Don't even go down that road. If it's a baseball game.
You could any time you want, right and got to
work in the morning. Yeah, you can't do that at
the wedding.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
Come on, truck, or I expect better out of you
and that and you're calling me bougie. First of all,
these people are not boogie doing this wedding. These people
are not boogie No, not on a Wednesday no, And
bougie people only have Saturday night wedding. So the opposite
is what of what you're saying is true? Come on, truck,
is this really the trucker or is this someone else?

Speaker 2 (49:24):
So suck it up just to go to the wedding.
You asked for it, You got it, Toyota, all right. Uh,
you're the one that chose to be.

Speaker 28 (49:31):
Bougie and you should be expected to hold up your
into the margin. You can't just do it whenever you feel.

Speaker 12 (49:37):
Like it, when it's convenient for you.

Speaker 28 (49:40):
Okay, So what happens if Maddie and the agent Mike
cook up and they have a Tuesday wedding?

Speaker 2 (49:45):
Are you not going to go to that?

Speaker 28 (49:47):
Come on, I know you're gonna have to go to
that because you don't be man of the people.

Speaker 4 (49:52):
I prote it now, Maddie, Maddie, Maddie's a hardcore Italian.
I guarantee she'd have her Saturday night wedding. Her family
wouldn't have.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
It any other way.

Speaker 4 (50:01):
The Wednesday wedding is not Italian, certainly not, although these
people are, which is again a mystery to me.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
Boggles my mind why they're doing it. Ah ah, Italian,
you just said it. But when Maddie's dying, these people
are Italian also. It's an anomaly. That's why I brought
it to the podcast. It's an oddity. It doesn't happen
hearing when Scary goes to a wedding. How it's different
from a baseball game is he drinks like a fish. Okay,
he doesn't drink like a fish at the baseball game

(50:28):
because he's too busy, stuff in his face with food
so he can go home in a food coma and
get up for work the next day. When Scary goes
to a wedding, he gets he drinks a lot. That's
also why it's different than a baseball game.

Speaker 4 (50:40):
Sir drinks a lot, so it drinks a lot all right,
you said your piece.

Speaker 28 (50:45):
Yeah, be amount of the people like Crody. You don't
take a paint from Rody's book. He's a man of
the people, all right, Because I guarantee you if film
is invited to you there's some fancy shin being during
the week, you wouldn't think fast about it. You'd have
that man first hanging over your shoulder the second he
meted you.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
All right, all right, gos So you know, just do
a threat thing, all right.

Speaker 4 (51:13):
And he's in a watt over here. It sounds to
me like he had a Wednesday wedding the way he's talking. Brodie,
you're a man of the people. How do you feel
about the Wednesday wedding? Because because Trucker seems to give
you a lot more credit that I'm about to, you
would be like, fuck this, I'm not going.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
Well, you're not gonna give me credit, No, because you.

Speaker 4 (51:31):
Ain't gonna He's giving you credit because he's thinking that
you have no problem with it, and you would go
to a Wednesday wedding, and I'm calling bullshit.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
You wouldn't. I already said I'm not giving up my
pickleball on a Wednesday. So what are you talking about?
Trucker is Brodie still a man. He's not a man
of the people in this case. On hold on, hold on.
I'm a man of the people in that if I
didn't have pickleball, I would go to the wedding. Now
that being said, if they came to me and they
were friends of mine and said, hey, listen, David, this

(51:59):
is we're getting married at this place because it's our anniversary,
or this is my fiance's dream location to get married
for fifteen years and this is the only day of
the ninth, there was some reason behind it. Yeah, and
just what if they can't If they can't afford a
wedding on another night, that happens to people, That's fine.

(52:20):
I guess what.

Speaker 4 (52:21):
I would have the same response. I would have the
same response if they said the same If they said
that to me, you and I would be the same.
But what Trucker's saying here is that you'd be like, ah, you're.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
Mad at the people. You would absolutely you love Wednesday weddings.
No you don't. You don't. You loathe them the same
way I do. Trucker is wrong. Trucker is wrong.

Speaker 10 (52:43):
See you.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
So here's the thing. Scary slices you know this, Scary
Jones hates Wednesday weddings on principle more than the fact
that it's an inconvenience, just that they had the audacity,
no inconvenience Scary on a Wednesday. It's like taboo. It's right,
but Scary has done a lot of inconvenient things on
a Wednesday night. It's a trucker's right. You've gone to events,

(53:06):
You've gone to charity events.

Speaker 4 (53:07):
Yeah, but once again it goes back to the original argument.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
You know, you got to put on a tuxedo, you
gotta dress up. I get all that. I get it.
It's a pain in the ass, and I'm not a
big fan of it, but I gotta be honest with you.
I would still rather dress up and go to a
wedding with a beautiful woman on my arm and spend
the evening.

Speaker 4 (53:26):
She may not even come, she has not she has
not given me the go ahead, and then she's gonna
be my.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
I meant Robin going with me. If I could take
a beautiful woman like Robin out to a wedding on
a Wednesday, I would feel honored to go to this
wedding where my girlfriend was my wife. Whoever you're going
with is all dressed up and looking great.

Speaker 12 (53:46):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
I think that's got a trump overwhelm any anxiety you
have about a Wednesday, even though you can't go to
this wedding because you have to be at work at
five o'clock in the morning. I get while you're upset.
But as a man of the people, Uh, you know,
I would go and if my if my wife wanted
to go and dress up and put on a nice
outfit and smell nice and look great the way she

(54:08):
does when she goes to functions, if it was away,
I would be so excited to go with her. Then
I wouldn't care as much A was on a Wednesday.
And again, let me point out, I don't have a job,
so I don't have to get up the next morning.
So I understand why you have anxiety about it, because you,
scary Jones, have an odd job where you have to
get there five o'clock in the morning, have so much anxiety.
I'm aging. Look at me, I'm aging. I'm aging like
you aged, like you have kids.

Speaker 4 (54:28):
Oh my god, I look like I'm sixty two. My
boys podcast, All right, last segment.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
Here we go. We're in the home stretch.

Speaker 29 (54:37):
Guys since days. I mean, we can't find truncolate sprinkles
here either in Connecticut. I mean went to Dairy Queen
and roll up to the drive through trying to get
my kids some ice cream, and I'm like, you've got
any chalcolate sprinkles. They're like, no, We're sorry, we just
continued that. I'm like, what, how do you just continue
truckle sprinkles? How does that happen? And by the way,
we do call them Jimmy's and Wednesday wedding Wednesday gift.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
I don't care. I don't care.

Speaker 29 (55:01):
It's closely acceptable if it's not. Guess what if I'm
coming to your wedding and it's on a Wednesday and
I got to drag my ass to work in the
morning after that, You're getting a Wednesday fucking gift.

Speaker 12 (55:11):
I don't care, don't care.

Speaker 29 (55:13):
You're right, scary Wednesday gift, No Saturday gifts, no booze gift.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
Brushed me on the morning show. They made it up.

Speaker 4 (55:20):
They made it a federal fucking case against me, and
they turned they tried to turn the whole listeners, all
the listeners on me, because if I had the audacity
to think, yeah, the morning show thought, how dare I
have the audacity to even think that I would give
a lesser gift?

Speaker 2 (55:37):
And that how awful that is, and how they want
you to give a Saturday gift.

Speaker 4 (55:43):
Oh my god, you have no idea what the flak
that I caused? And Elvis had a stopped and said, scary,
Sometimes you say things just for the radio, just to
get a rise out of people. I know you, I
know you're such a You're a wonderful guy. You're you're
a good man. And he's talking to the audience about me,
trying to defend me.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
How embarrassed he was that I made these comments. Wasn't
he wasn't defending you. He was saying that you would
never do such an awful thing like that, to put it,
put a magnifying glass on the fact that you were
doing something so awful. He's like, no, no, he.

Speaker 4 (56:16):
Was like, He's like, scary, scary, you're talking out of
your ass. You're trying you're trying to get a rise
out of people. I'm like, no, I actually honestly feel
that way. What is it about you Italians?

Speaker 30 (56:26):
You know?

Speaker 4 (56:26):
Then it came in that that into the chat. You know,
it's like the you know how Italians they show up
with the open envelope and then in the blank check
the blank check, and they wait to rate the meal
and the place and the atmosphere, and then they put
them on. You know, they write it in afterwards. I
just come on, I don't go that far.

Speaker 14 (56:49):
Hey guys, by from Connecticut, scary, I'm with you on this.
I was always told to sleep on your right side.

Speaker 12 (56:57):
It was better for you.

Speaker 14 (56:58):
And I have a history of high blood pressure and
my doctor told me it was better for me to
sleep on my right side if I was going to sleep.

Speaker 12 (57:06):
I'm more of a back sleeper now. Years ago it
was different.

Speaker 14 (57:09):
I always slept on my stomach, but having four children
that changed.

Speaker 12 (57:14):
But I was always told to sleep on my right also.
And by.

Speaker 14 (57:19):
Hey lord from Connecticut, Brody, I know exactly how you feel.
I've had knee surgeries on both my knees toward meniscus ligaments.
I've had injections, Geil shots, cortzone shots, and after my
knee surgery on my left.

Speaker 12 (57:36):
Knee, they had to put a huge ass needle in
there to drain some fluid out. They said there was.

Speaker 14 (57:43):
Fluid in there or blood from the surgery, and they
put this huge ass.

Speaker 12 (57:50):
Needle on my knees and then they leave.

Speaker 14 (57:53):
The doctor leaves the room for fucking like twenty minutes,
and there's all fluid coming out.

Speaker 12 (57:59):
There's just blood knee. I thought I was going to
vomit or.

Speaker 14 (58:05):
Pass out, but me was umongous after the surgery, and uh,
I feel for you, buddy, because it really sucked.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
Thank you very descriptive. I'm not going to read the
whole thing, but if you google is it better to
sleep on your left side or right side for your health?
It gives a very detailed explanation. The beginning of it is,
for overall health, sleeping on your left side is generally recommended,
especially for digestive health, circulation potential reducing the risk of

(58:36):
neurological diseases. However, if you have heart problems, sleeping on
your right side might be better for you. Is it
can improve heart health, and then it goes on to
talk about if you have acid reflux, you should sleep
on your left side, circulation, left side, pregnant brain health,
left side, pregnant left side, heart function, right side, back
and neck pain. Sleeping on your back or side can

(58:58):
help alleviate back pain, while side sleeping can help with
neck pain. Anyway, it goes on and tell you blah
blah blah. So depending on who you are is a
better indication of what side you should sleep on, not
what Scary told you he saw on.

Speaker 30 (59:08):
TikTok Case by Case Base Brooklyn Boys episode latest episode,
It's been from Home State. Just got to the end
of the episode and I made a terrible realization. Scary
mentions his penis way too much over the years. I've
been listening to you guys for over twenty years, and

(59:28):
when you guys are talking about the tree that slands
to the left or whatever it is, Brody said, oh,
like a penis, and before Scary says it, I said nope. Also,
Scary bent from upstated cut off in reference to your car,
and I don't mean to. I wasn't planning to come
back to this, but I was playing catch up on

(59:49):
a fifteen minute morning show and I'm like over a
year behind. So I just listened to an episode today
where Scary says that he keeps hitting the same pothole
over and over and over again, and the first thing
I thought was, well, that's why you need the tire service.
Why the fuck can't you hey been from upstate? Again,

(01:00:10):
in reference to the commercial about New York or whatever
they were advertising, I think the female voice could be
from Manhattan, because you know, manhatt don't really have a
specific accent to it like a Brooklyn or the Bronx.
And that's true. Even still a lot of times when
you say that's a Brooklyn accent, people are really saying

(01:00:31):
it's an Italian accent, because you know, that's pretty much
what it is.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
Thank you. Yeah, Brooklyn by itself, if it was its own,
would be, if it was owned city, would be the
fourth largest city in America. And there's lots of accents
in Brooklyn, but the Brooklyn accent is the Italian Brooklyn
accent is what He's correct. That's when people think of Brooklyn.
They think, here's a hey.

Speaker 4 (01:00:57):
This is this talkback is from commenting on episode three
twenty five only feats.

Speaker 30 (01:01:04):
And I could be wrong about that, but that's just
my opinion. A lot of times when people say, oh,
that's a Brooklyn accent, even like you guys, you say
sound like you're from Brooklyn, or somebody talks like they're
from Brooklyn. And usually when I hear it, Italian, an
Italian or New York Italian accent. A lot of times
A reference Danielle as having a Bronx accent. I believe

(01:01:25):
to me she has the same accent as you guys.
And I'm from the Bronx. I'm from the other side
of the Bronx, and I don't think we talked the same.
Nothing wrong with it, I just don't think.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
Yeah, cut off.

Speaker 30 (01:01:36):
Yeah, I know a lot of talk back let's finish, Yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
Know at finish first.

Speaker 30 (01:01:43):
Yeah, I know a lot of talkbacks. This is probably
gonna be my last one. But Brody, I give a
scary shit all the time, trying to give you a
little bit of shit. You fuck on the last slice time.
I appreciate you explaining why you need a step and repeat,
But in that explanation you uh said that you use
it for when you do your video podcast what we

(01:02:06):
chopliver exactly.

Speaker 11 (01:02:09):
Shit.

Speaker 4 (01:02:10):
Brody does video podcasts for everyone else except these slices
listening to this podcast right.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
Now, and I want answers. I've explained the difference. The
difference is when I do a podcast with six other people,
most of the time I'm not talking. I'm sitting there
and When I talk, I talk for fifteen twenty seconds
and then I don't talk again. This is non stop
uh yelling and hand waving and animation. And I don't

(01:02:36):
feel comfortable with what I'm looking at right now when
I watch myself and scary getting all upset. That putting
that out is video. Sitting calmly and talking about Star
Wars or Marvel movies is a lot different.

Speaker 9 (01:02:48):
Boys, Your boys, Mike, so we day video. Well, I
can tell you that, uh, Chinese people and Jewish people
have several things in common. And it's not just Chinese
food on Christmas Day.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
You guys love weekday weddings. We talked about this.

Speaker 30 (01:03:10):
They also have.

Speaker 9 (01:03:12):
Their weddings on weekdays as well, but not right. So
what goes into the wedding plan is they have a
astrologer that matches up the Chinese zodiac animals that the
way the year they were born, you know, so each
year represents a particular animal, and then they see the

(01:03:35):
compatibility and then they figure out what they's best to
get married and or is the luckiest day of get married?

Speaker 19 (01:03:43):
You know?

Speaker 9 (01:03:44):
So yeah, so if the day lands on the weekday
and they choose the weekday, they tradition have their wedding
on that day ritually. I've been to several of my friends'
weddings that they had on the during the week. But
if it was me, you know, and uh, I'm not
going to say who is, it's going still assigned to

(01:04:05):
old creepy. But my wedding is going to be land
on a week weekend to just everybody's schedule, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
All right, Well that's true. And and and once you
get married on your lucky year of the rat day,
right fifty, you still get divorced.

Speaker 4 (01:04:20):
So well see, but that's attaching a reason to having
it on a Wednesday, which I'm okay with. Once again,
I'm going to go right back to this. These are
two Catholic Italians who decided to do this for no
rhyme or reason, and it's not attached to a special
date in their life.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
They hate their friends.

Speaker 12 (01:04:39):
Hey, this is jenn Fer Hannibal. I was commenting on
episode three thirty seven.

Speaker 31 (01:04:43):
I don't know if my last one says or not,
but about splitting the check, what if your friend has
a difficult financial situation and they're unable to pay one
hundred dollars for you know, splitting the check evenly. I
feel like some people would be maybe excluded from the
friends group and it would be difficult for some people.

Speaker 12 (01:05:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
I think we've we've taken that under advisement, uh, into
consideration several times with people over the years. And if
somebody was in between jobs, no they weren't.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
Working, or they they were down in.

Speaker 4 (01:05:17):
Their luck, we would we would actually talk about them
kind of behind their back and kind of like rally
and say no, we're just going to get the check.
So when the check came, we pre planned it. We've
pre planned that they they they should.

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
Not pay, and then we would if you are so
down on your luck that you that you're practically a woman,
they will pay for your dinner like they would pay
for a woman.

Speaker 4 (01:05:41):
No, if you happen to be if a guy or
a girl that's in between jobs and you don't have
to pick up a check.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
For women and poor people, nothing wrong with that, Yeah,
of course we don't. We would not.

Speaker 4 (01:05:54):
Want someone to feel like they couldn't hang with us
because they couldn't afford it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
Right, So the women should feel like they're being pitied
like an a poor person. That person should feel like
they're being treated like a woman either way to get
a free meal, So I'm fine with it.

Speaker 32 (01:06:09):
Reggie here, thank you so much for asking for my bio. Okay,
so I started a social media account that was purely
used for stalking. It wasn't serious, but it was advertising

(01:06:31):
my ability to take people. But now I've been getting
orders for it, so I can't even tak you all
so much because I'm just constantly doing the order. I
also spend a lot of time pleasuring strangers with my
hand in my mouth, and I won't leave anybody.

Speaker 12 (01:06:46):
Out, and that's kind of the essence of me really.

Speaker 32 (01:06:52):
You know, if anybody has any tips on how I
can make these two and I am a huge podcast band.
I don't even want to lessen music ever ever. Reggie
from New Jersey, thank you for asking me about who
I am. I'm a loyal listener who's been here before
episode zero. I'm so glad this became The Brooklyn Boys

(01:07:13):
instead of the off air show.

Speaker 12 (01:07:17):
I have a PhD in.

Speaker 32 (01:07:19):
Educational technology and I'm a special education teacher. I also
work for Amazon and Instacart, and in my spare time,
youth basketball coach and a special Olympics basketball coach. I
also volunteer for a great organization called Care about the Strays,

(01:07:40):
which is acronym cats, and they care for community cats
in Rockland County. I also foster a ton of cats and.

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
Dogs, so that's so cute, and that is mostly.

Speaker 32 (01:07:51):
How I spend my time. I've been published in a
few journals for education related to educational technology. I wrote
one young don't book called A World of Misfortune, and
two of my cats he wrote their own books available
on Amazon if he'd like to check them out. One
is Cooled Sebastian and the other one is Cold Stanley.
And you know, about five years ago, I was pregame scary.

(01:08:20):
I was diagnosed with Hashimoto's disease, and I became overtime scary.

Speaker 12 (01:08:25):
But now, after about four.

Speaker 32 (01:08:26):
Years of treatment, I am back to like first quarter scary,
and I'm hoping to get back to where I was.
Reggie here Skyler has a PhD. Really wow, I wouldn't
have thought she was smart.

Speaker 4 (01:08:44):
Okay, that's how we're gonna leave it this week, Brody
with an insult from one size to the next.

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
All right, thank you for that. Reggie.

Speaker 4 (01:08:52):
Spotlight on Reggie, Yeah, spotlight on scary.

Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
Not remember who Skyler is.

Speaker 4 (01:08:59):
Skyler is is Reggie's alter ego. I didn't say that,
so so she's dissing herself.

Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
I didn't say that. I'm good, You're good. Slices hit
the yeah, all right, lots.

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