July 29, 2025 • 52 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Brooklyn Boys Slice reactions.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
This podcast all depends on you, baby.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
That's right, Brooklyn Boys Slice Time for episode three forty
four and beyond. I'm scary, that's brody, he's brody.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
That's scary. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
You know, you shut your microphone off so soon?
Speaker 4 (00:44):
What are you doing that? That's not that's not making
any sense what you just said. But all right, well,
I'm scary and he's brody. I'm brody. I'm brody. You're scary.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
Now.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
How many people do you think after hearing that Slicetime
song since we've started doing it, which is I don't
know a year or so ago that that song, maybe
year and a half, how many people have checked out
the original version, White Lines by Mellie mel White Lines,
Don't do It. I think we've a song about cocaine, curiosity.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Of some you know. Yeah, it's a great song. It's
about Yeah, it's about don't do drugs.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Man, Right, how many people do you think since we
started doing playing that song have tried drugs?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
I think even more because more than tried out to
more than the song. I think more people.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Try don't do drugs you're gonna do. I'm wondering if
you if you didn't hear the song, you know what,
if you have a drug problem, if you should listen
to that song because it'll just it just says don't
do it. You'll be like, oh, I shouldn't. Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yeah, But people do the opposite of what they're told
all the time, so those campaigns are ineffective.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Okay, then don't listen to that song. Ah, they will
reverse psychology. So that was all part of the Nancy
Reagan just say no. Remember that just said no. Oh,
that'll solve the drug crisis. Just say no.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Anyway, well we'll just say yes to Slice Time. Thanks
for being here with us, Thanks for submitting, submitting, your
your your your your radio app.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Yeah, man, finish my senators for you today, please, I say.
Well okay. So, So, by the way, if this is
your first experience with our podcast, because I don't know
if you guys have noticed it yet, but Scary and
I have posted video of us doing the podcast success
little segments, little promos, and so if this is your
first time tuning in, this is Slice Time. This is
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the second episode we do about the previous episode. So
people leave talked back to.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Hold on wait wait wait wait, we might be introducing
ourselves to a brand new audience.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
That's what I'm saying. Oh no, this is a terrible start.
Is the worst star we've ever gotten on the podcast ever,
you you've been worse. So it is first time we
suggest you listen to a regular Brooklyn Boys podcast episode,
because this is the episode about the episode heard yet
and you do over? No, we can't.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
I'm sorry, you.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Can't put this is like terrible, This was the worst.
Speaker 7 (03:02):
You know.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
I was thinking about it to myself just now.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I'm like, this is the worst ever that we've ever
started the podcast.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
What is our What is our podcast about? It's about
the two of us rambling about whatever, and we just
did that. So welcome to the Brooklyn Boys Slice time
the episode about the Brooklyn Boys podcast, and you're gonna
hear our regular listeners and some of our listeners who
listen occasionally leaving their thoughts and comments and sometimes songs
and impressions about what we've do. This is the companion episode.
(03:28):
This isn't the main episode. This is do not listen
to this, do not do not listen to it.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
But it's the thing about the thing. It's not about
you know. This is about episode three forty four and beyond.
This is not about Oh wait a second, Oh man, we.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Recommend you listen to episode zero first and then start
your way on the journey.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
Yeah all right.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Well, with that said, the only people who get to
leave talkbacks are those who listen to the iHeartRadio app
because they clicked them the micro little microphone button. Yes,
so okay, So if you listen to any other way,
well sorry, you don't get to be part of this
little club, but you can next time. All right, great,
let's start. Let's see what we got going on here.
I hope it's a good one.
Speaker 8 (04:04):
M DANYP.
Speaker 9 (04:06):
From Bayonne.
Speaker 10 (04:07):
Both of you are wrong.
Speaker 7 (04:09):
He was imitating macho Man Randy Savage, not hul Covid.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
That's right. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
In the last episode of The Brooklyn Boys, or the
last episode of Slice Time, somebody kicked off with what
we thought was a whole Covid impression. Turns out it
was macho man Ready Savage.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Oh yeah, well, you know what the difference between let
me tell you something, brother and uh, munchul man Randy Savage.
It's not that much of a difference, but I get it. Okay,
sorry about that Ranby. Yeah, Brody, that is fucking weird.
Who the fuck di sketches the eye with your middle finger.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
I just tried doing it.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
It looks stupid and it feels weird. Yes, scary. Wait
wait a second, oh me, you were giving me the
finger when you were scratching your eye with your middle finger.
Nobody does that.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I was not subliminately giving you the middle finger. I
prom no, you were deliberately giving me the middle finger. Wow,
you think I'm that bad? I think you're much worse.
Speaker 6 (05:03):
Brody and scary.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Never scary and brody.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
It's well.
Speaker 11 (05:06):
From first off, I just wanted to, you know, nicely
correct you guys on the the first guy that was
on Slice time last week. You know he was impersonating
macho man Randy Savage.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Yeah, not whole Cogan. We got you.
Speaker 11 (05:22):
You guys were like Togan. I was like, oh no,
oh no, guys. But anyway, it's all good. But also
I also missed the days, you know, opening up that
fire hydrant, all traffic stopped because everybody was enjoying the
water all over the street. Were the best times, Kidsney,
These days don't know what the hell they're missing. And also, yeah,
(05:43):
I agree with those fucking people that just go to
Costco and just grab a handful of samples. Don't say
thank you or nothing. Fucking people ever take the ship
out of me. Fuck them, yeah, thank you, but yeah
fuck them.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Thank you thought and one more thing before I forget
fuck them up again.
Speaker 12 (06:04):
Pizza delivery guy here, Brody, I completely understand about the
hand in the hot tub. And then also, you can
go to the community pool. The hot tub is at
your house. It's your private thing, and at least you
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can control that, right, okay. And the community pool is fun.
People want to go there. It's fun, it's a nice atmosphere.
The concessions stand is always pretty cool, and you can
relax a little bit. But at your own private house,
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you can control how clean your water is there and
what you go into, so that that is understandable. You're
not going too far on that one. Love your Guys show.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Too, buddy, Thank you, although plural of guys is still guys,
but anyway, he's my favorite call is so far.
Speaker 13 (07:06):
Hey guys, Laura from Connecticut. I remember the good old
days when we opened the fire hydrant and just stayed
out there for hours. My dad worked for the police
department also, so he had the sprinkler cap. We used
so much fun just hanging out there.
Speaker 14 (07:23):
And if there was days that he couldn't open the
fire hydrant he wasn't there at work, then we put
the sprinkler in the driveway and spent the day running
in and out of the sprinkler.
Speaker 13 (07:35):
Those were good times.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
I did a lot of that these kids today with
their Ai water.
Speaker 12 (07:42):
Brody I'm sorry episode two fifty nine, whoa she said?
Collections with an ash at the end. Okay, by the way,
it was pepy delivery guy. Nice people always listening to
your guys' old episodes after I listened to the new one?
Of course, does I have to wait a week for
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another one?
Speaker 6 (08:05):
Fair enough?
Speaker 12 (08:06):
What else to do on a pizza delivery?
Speaker 14 (08:07):
Ralph?
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Love you guys, love you too? So I remember what
he's talking about. I heard a commercial where it didn't
sound like they pluralized and therefore the pronoun or the
verb before it was for a singular and I thought
it was. And it doesn't matter. I didn't hear the
aspeties an s there, and that's what I was talking about. Okay,
remember how I didn't care back then about that? You
(08:30):
still don't. I still don't care.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
That was one hundred episodes ago. In fact, you pissed
me off with that. I think I remember that.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
I remember, well, thank you bringing it back. I got angry.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
I'm like, what the hell are you doing? What the
hell we we we analyzing here?
Speaker 6 (08:44):
But that's okay, it's what.
Speaker 12 (08:45):
We do, right, Pizza delivery guy again. Oh, I know
it's tough sometimes, man, because you had your little thing
planned to discuss what she did wrong and stuff, but
it went sour. Buddy, what are we talking about collections with.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
An All right, you want to leave two way a
different president. That's how long ago that was due.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
But hold on, he had to leave two consecutive ones.
And all right, so you said the same thing twice. Sorry,
he's be sure of himself and I wasn't. That was
like the exclamation point here. I loved my comments so much,
I'm gonna say it again.
Speaker 8 (09:36):
All right, Scary Brody Brody and scary rocket Steed for.
Speaker 12 (09:40):
The box over there.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
I just do him talking back because I'm so stupid, stupid, not.
Speaker 8 (09:48):
So that delivery commercially, you guys doing up on the
h the podcast, but he said, blah.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
Blah BLAHM whatever.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Yeah, stup.
Speaker 8 (10:00):
To me, f M was something else, not free meal
two coming up next gold On.
Speaker 11 (10:06):
So stupid me some reason did obviously recognize that FM
was for free meals.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
I assumed was for FM radio.
Speaker 10 (10:18):
When you're not even on fucking radio.
Speaker 12 (10:20):
It's podcast is on FM radio.
Speaker 8 (10:22):
Obviously I wouldn't be a podcast, it would be an
FM radio show.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
So I'm stupid.
Speaker 8 (10:29):
I apologize for the mistruing of that FM.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
No, you know what it's It doesn't matter either what
you can have. The FM stand for whatever you want.
When I first saw it, I thought it was FM radio.
I did too, and then I realized because listen, a
lot of these clients are buying radio ads right and
and so the cop in their mind, it's like, oh,
at FM for radio. It could be a M for AMRA,
(10:54):
but it is free meals. I think I'm learning that.
Speaker 6 (10:58):
Right now.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
I think you didn't realize it was free meals either.
No I didn't.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
I didn't.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
I didn't realize until just now. So I was ten
eight years old. By the way, my phone is ringing
my house line, which never rings.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
And I can already see it rings rings when I
call you because you don't answer your cel phone. Sometimes
I call your he the only one who calls my house.
That's excide from my dad. And I can tell you
right now this is the real ty. They want to
buy my house. It ain't for sale.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
This person calls me all the freaking time thinking that
I want to sell my house.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Upgrade. You need a bigger apartment. You do sell your apartment.
Get a bigger apartment. By the way, Steve Rock and
Steve were just realize this is a podcast, not FM radio, right,
So I'm not going to mention any names, and it's
I'm just it happened yesterday. I pickleball. I was wearing
a Brooklyn Boys shirt and I'll tell more about the
story on the next episode. But she said, oh, you
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do a podcast, when does it air?
Speaker 6 (11:54):
When does it air? I love that?
Speaker 4 (11:56):
So I had to explain, oh, we've gotten that before,
all right, mm.
Speaker 15 (12:00):
Hmm, scaring body over there Rocking Seas.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Actually listen for Brodie on and thank.
Speaker 8 (12:06):
You Bodie, because I was in episode three.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
When Jan Valdez went off on fucking five.
Speaker 8 (12:13):
Voice chats whatever funk they called talk and you kept
saying sorry, and kept saying it intro on the fucking vomit.
I actually hit puke in my own mouth. That was
not very tasty. But can't avoid his fucking fuck.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
He just cut himself off.
Speaker 6 (12:35):
That's his opinion of Juan Valdez.
Speaker 16 (12:40):
Brooklyn boys Backer from Long Island. So the story that's scared.
We was talking about where he got the money back
from the gas station. I remember that he had paid
with a hundred and the guy gave him back the
change plus the one hundred dollars bill that he had
a ridge.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
That's right.
Speaker 16 (13:01):
And then when you tried to look out Google for
the gas station, you couldn't remember what That's right. So yeah,
you and Robin were on a road trip or coming
back from somewhere I guess Jersey, and you said you
google it, but you couldn't remember exactly which gas station
it was, So that's right.
Speaker 17 (13:21):
Yeah, that's the story.
Speaker 16 (13:22):
I remember clearly. I listened to every single episode.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
So thank you, thank you for love you remembering better
than Scary did about his own life, and.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
No, and coming to my defense because I defended myself
then and I'll defend myself now. When she just came
to my defense that I didn't have to go back
because you.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
Were accusing me.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
She didn't say it didn't have to go back. No,
you're the one on the last episode of Brooking Boys.
You are the one who said I should have gone back,
And I'm like, there was a great reason why I
didn't go back. Beca just wanted to give them money back. Oh,
Beckett and beck I didn't, couldn't.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
I looked it up.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
I tried to give the money back after I came
back and Frey got home.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
I didn't know what gas station it was. Thank you, Becca,
cash at a gas station any lawyer anyway, Hey, guys,
what's going on?
Speaker 5 (14:04):
It's the old cowboard. Chuck here one more time, Yes,
Siri Barbrino. You know I won't be listening to this
week's episode of Brooklyn Borris till sometime Monday, Monday morning,
you know, because I listen to you guys while I'm
working and driving my truck, you know. But anyway, you know,
I thought i'd call in because I didn't know if
i'd get in on time, you know, since I'm gonna
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be listening on Monday. But I wanted to say that everybody,
nobody mentioned Chuck Man Uni.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
Oh, that's right, Sorry about Brino.
Speaker 5 (14:34):
Unfortunately, mister Chuck Mangoni, a great jazz musician, passed away
this past week, along side with mister Ozzy Osbourne and
mister Malcolm Jamal Warner and a few other celebrities that
I won't mention. But you know, for those of you
that don't know who Chuck Manjoni is, you know, you
probably don't know who he is, but you've heard his music,
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maybe in an elevator and a grocery store or in
the movie. You know, he's got some good tunes out there.
And there's one song in particular that I know everybody's heard.
I don't care who you are, you've heard it. You
hear it, you're gonna hear You're gonna say that you've
heard that song before. It goes a little song like
this like this right here here, it goes, Oh yeah,
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sleep and sleep music as Surrey Barber, you know. But anyway,
you know, rest in peace, all three of these fellows,
and may God rest your souls and you will be
greatly missed.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Yes, hey guy, this is me again.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
You know, I'm sorry I had to come back on
here and say something about something that caught my ear
on the Last Last Time episode where Regi said that
she only got ten hours of PTO per year and
if she got sick.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
She had to use her personal time off for that.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
That's a bunch of crap if you, if you ask me,
that ain't right. But I hope that company wakes up
and you know, eventually starts taking care of their employees.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Because that is just it's terrible, terrible.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Thank you, Trucker, appreciate you, and thank you for your
ode to uh Chuck Mangioni no relation to Luigi Mangioni.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
The song by Chuck Mangioni is Feels So Good, which
I think was nineteen seventy seven. That's the one you
playing a lot of movies. And yeah, I do a
nice trumpet. Nice. Yeah, I heard a little humming in there,
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more than the horn, but it's not off really well.
Speaker 17 (16:41):
The Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 9 (16:43):
We will be right back.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Do you like my trumpet? I'm not going to comment
on that. Have you ever tried to blow your own trumpet?
Speaker 15 (16:52):
Scary?
Speaker 18 (16:52):
No, never, you just did, mister brood Tarski. I couldn't
figure out. So where do you stand on going in
your own hot tub naked because you said the water
all goes everywhere anyway. But it sounded like you thought
that wasn't okay.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
I couldn't tell what. Oh, it's okay. Hold on, answer
that it's okay to be naked in your own hot tub,
especially if strangers aren't going in your hot tub.
Speaker 6 (17:19):
Now.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
I did not get naked in my hot tub because
I had a family, you know, and I just know
what mentally, I would not do that. I'm calling bullshit.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
When you're alone, you've gotten naked in your heart hot tub,
you absolutely.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
Have no Come on, no, because I got God forbid
somebody came home. In all these years, Well, let's.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Say your you know, your wife, your family were away,
you knew there was no shot they were coming back.
Speaker 12 (17:44):
You didn't.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
You've never got and in your your backyard's private, you've
never once gotten naked in your hot tub.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
I to think you know you have no.
Speaker 6 (17:56):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
I don't believe I did.
Speaker 19 (17:57):
Okay, Hey, brooleboys shaving from Queens again, last one I promised.
Speaker 17 (18:03):
Brody.
Speaker 19 (18:03):
You were talking about how your realtor was surprised you
got in a pool with strangers. Reminds me of when
I used to work at a weekend sci fi convention
in a hotel. A bunch of us had a rule
that we would never go in the pool the first day.
We would wait until the second day because that first
night they would shock the pool because everyone knew that
the people who were sweating from traveling would jump in
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the pool that first day before any of the convention
stuff started.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Well, although that makes sense, I don't think hotel employees
give a damn and are shocking the pool thinking the
way you do. Yeah, that's what's in there for days.
Speaker 20 (18:40):
Hey, Brooklyn boys, this is Maria from Union City.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Scary.
Speaker 20 (18:44):
How many times have you been reminded on the Big
Show by Elvis and Company that you stole Elvis's toaster,
oven or microwaiver or whatever it was. It was a
big box that Elvis wasn't using, and you remind Elvis
you wasn't using it, but you did it. I'm asking
you just took it, So that's technique that he's stealing.
Speaker 19 (19:03):
You're just saying, not judging.
Speaker 20 (19:05):
Still love you, guys.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
Yeah, yeah, he didn't even tell Elvis. He didn't even
ask Elvis we goold. He just took it.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Yeah, Well, I didn't think he'd miss it because it
was just there for so long. But he eventually took
it home. Oh yeah, he remembered, Oh well, it's all good.
And then, by the way, Nate put me up to it.
Nate put me up to that because Night.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Is a producer on the show. In case you're not aware.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Yeah, Nate from the Big Show, he said. I said,
do you think he'll miss this?
Speaker 4 (19:29):
He goes, no way, just take it. So he egged
me on. Yeah, but scary, you committed the crime. It
was in his office for a long time. You can't
blame Nate.
Speaker 15 (19:41):
You can't.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
But if Nate, if Nate tells you to go rob
a bank and you rob a bank, you can't tell
the cops.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Nate told me to do it, I know, but it
wasn't technically stealing. And plus I fetched up to it
right away and I and I brought it right back.
I gave it back to the security cameras everywhere. Of course,
you fessed up.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
No, I'm blessing everybody knew you took it. Nate knew
you took it. He told me to do it. They
would have ridded you out in a heartbeat. If you
hadn't brought it back.
Speaker 21 (20:03):
You probably, Hey, Brooklyn boys, MJ from NJ. Anyway, the
last Slice episode, I don't know you guys were talking
about uh singing Brooklyn back in the day with the
fire hydrants. Oh my god, what memories. And the ice
cream man this the Safty and the good Yuma guide.
Oh my god, the good Yuma used to have this
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ice cream that was chocolate chip, but like something in
the middle of it. It was a pop It had
candy in the middle.
Speaker 18 (20:32):
Was so.
Speaker 21 (20:34):
Part two coming? Oh so part two? Yes, that ice
cream was the best toasted alm and Alle Minsley and
my mom she usedill love that. So those were really
good memories that you brought onto that on that episode. Also,
this is a little old the cheese one with the
with the kid. Oh my god, I won't even eat
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over there anymore. You don't know what finger fingering he
might have done.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
The love you guys bye.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
Can you imagine she moves to Montana, then she's gonna
be like I am MJ from Empty.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
Yeah she doesn't sound right. Yeah, she's always going to
be MJ from NJ to us.
Speaker 20 (21:18):
All right, Hey, Brooklyn boys, this is Maria from Union City. Again, Brody.
I'm so sorry that you were like almost living a
nightmare with the whole thing with the gas pump at
your at your car. It wasn't meant to scare you.
It is meant to scare scary because you know she
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doesn't turn his car off.
Speaker 21 (21:42):
But anyway, you're okay.
Speaker 15 (21:45):
Me too.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
Yeah, I didn't think you said you sent it to
me way before I did it. I just remembered you
send it to me to tell scary and then here
I go starting my call at the guest bump in
my call.
Speaker 6 (21:55):
Yeh, see that that that doesn't scare me.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
I did it again yesterday. You done as a break, guys.
It's tess.
Speaker 22 (22:03):
I'm just laughing at you, guys about the audacity of
people shoving peanut butter cups down their pants and trying
to steal them. Well, I told you, I work in
the court system here, and you'd be surprised at the
amount of things that people steal.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
Our favorite is.
Speaker 22 (22:16):
One person who's now in jail because that's where he belongs.
He loves to steal from Stop and shop, so he
likes to take shrimp, steaks, whatever and shove them down
his pants every time he tries to leeve, he gets caught,
and he's the worst criminal.
Speaker 17 (22:30):
He keeps getting arrested.
Speaker 22 (22:31):
So anyway, so'll go to jail for a while, come
back out and start stealing again from stopping shop. So
every time I see him, I say the same thing,
like you just can't stop sticking steaks in your pants, right,
And he's just like ha ha ha, And I'm like no,
but you keep getting caught and you suck.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Is a criminal the name of the super Bowl.
Speaker 22 (22:47):
Hey guys, last thought, Please anyone who can hear this
out there, please stop leaving your keys in your car
or your car running.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Okay, please stop doing it. What people are.
Speaker 22 (22:56):
Doing now is that they're getting very sophisticated with this shit.
Your keys in your car and they take your car, duh.
But then what they'll do is now your whole entire
house key's on there, and they'll come back later at
a different time, duplicate your keys, put your stuff back,
and then they'll rob you or do a home invasion. Okay,
Please be vigilant out there, everybody, and stay strapped or
get clapped.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Motherfucker. I saw this in Hoboken yesterday.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Somebody I was going outside of Jet Ski Bryant's house
ready to get my uber, and the car in front
of the building was running. I'm like, what the fuck?
And it was nobody inside, nobody inside the car. Well,
you could have if you start the car. For I've
started my car from inside the house to get it
warmed up. What I have the air conditioning kick on. Yeah,
(23:37):
but you can't drive anywhere without the key inside. By
the way, des brought up a good point. LETNA give you, guys,
Brodie's tip of the day. So if somebody steals your
car and you have a navigation system in the car, uh,
and you have a button that says home, they can
just drive to your house. They know you're not home
because they have your car, and now they know where
you live. And if you have right so I'll I
(23:58):
will tell you now my home button is like a
block away from where I actually live. Because I don't
need my navigation system to take me to my house, right,
I need my navigation system to take me roughly to
my house. I can get the rest of the way.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
So if anyone steals my car, they're not going to
find my house because there's nothing in my house in
my car with my address, nothing I made sure of it,
So go fud yourself DEAs again.
Speaker 22 (24:26):
I'm sorry one last time.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
I promise.
Speaker 22 (24:28):
Scary isn't going in the pool at your girlfriend's, parents', father's,
whoever's house the same thing as going on vacation to
your bougie locations multiple times per year and taking your
shirt off and getting in a pool with people that
you don't know you know with a DJ's rocking the
beat and you know it's from a bar.
Speaker 17 (24:49):
It's kind of the same thing.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
Not because you don't know those people either.
Speaker 6 (24:53):
No, no, no, no, no, people.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
I explained this last week. I guess you didn't hear
it too. We talked about this. The people at the
hotel aren't looking at Scary, aren't going to judge Scary,
will never see Scary again, So he doesn't care what
anything correct. But if he does something stupid in a
pool with people he has to see again, he's worrying
they're gonna judge him and be like, who swims like that?
Speaker 16 (25:15):
Right?
Speaker 9 (25:15):
It?
Speaker 4 (25:16):
Like that?
Speaker 6 (25:16):
Oh yeah no?
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Or if I see them at a future family function,
forget about that.
Speaker 6 (25:19):
No way, No.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Those people are just enough to be acquaintances but not strangers.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
But they're not your best friend. Scary doesn't want Robin's
uncle to know that he grooms himself a certain way.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Well, i'll tell you what. We've had a great day
and I was fine and nobody's judging, so there. I
had a great time. I took my shirt off, went
in the pool, did all the swimming. Robin saw you
with your shirt off.
Speaker 6 (25:48):
But that she always does.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
What are you talking about? Amazing? She's still with you. Yeah,
you're kidding me. Go figure out. I have a hairless back. Yeah,
because she waxes. If you no, I know, I born
without hair on my back. That's one of you know.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
You think that I'm some kind of like gorilla Italian,
some greasy gorillabrows. One would say, no, I've got I
was blessed. I have no I have no hair grows
on my bat back or my butt. It's amazing, smooth
as a baby's bottom. Never this is why Robin loves you.
Never took a razor to it, never had to.
Speaker 23 (26:24):
Thankfully he brooken boy before guests, and it's oh, it's brody,
is Scary.
Speaker 17 (26:30):
From j I love you, girl.
Speaker 23 (26:32):
I love all your comments, I love all your contributions
to I love your voice. I love all your shenanigans.
Bring more shenanigans. I like to hear more shenanigans. Ana
shut out to you girl. Hey Sexy.
Speaker 6 (26:48):
Eight by Juan Valdez.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
I'm sure Steve is ripping his hair out, rocking Steve
over there.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
It comes scary.
Speaker 15 (26:56):
Three.
Speaker 23 (26:57):
While you scratching your eyebowl with you nadle finger, that's rude,
that's disrespectful, you being cassy. I am canceling you right now. No,
I'm kidding, thank you, but scary. I'm sorry, but.
Speaker 17 (27:09):
That's that's just fuck you. If I if.
Speaker 23 (27:11):
I fix my eyebrow with my middle finger.
Speaker 17 (27:13):
That's fuck you. If I fix if I scratch.
Speaker 23 (27:17):
My eye with my midte that's fuck you.
Speaker 17 (27:19):
That's universal fuck you. So a broken bush beholds and
is always broken and scary.
Speaker 23 (27:24):
Some commenting M Jay's comment about vacations X, I also
only have seven vacation days, not.
Speaker 17 (27:32):
Fifty two weeks of vacation like Scary Jones. Sorry, that's right.
Speaker 7 (27:36):
Uh.
Speaker 23 (27:36):
And I also use them for doctor's appointments and birth
fix And that's about it. This is real life, not
Scary Jones life. So yeah, most of yours, most of
us only have seven vacations. That's not fifty two A
broken bush beholds and it's always broady scary. So a
guy who hates my voice, it's in my voice, It's
(27:59):
in my tonal voice.
Speaker 17 (28:00):
They said my accent.
Speaker 23 (28:03):
And do you also hate Angel, because that would be
that would be uh the kicker, because if you hate
me and you hate Angel, then it's a racist thing.
But hey, let me know in the comments, comment on
this comment on.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
The next he broke Oh, I think we broke it
up there wait broke.
Speaker 17 (28:25):
Behead and is always bron scary scary Jones.
Speaker 23 (28:28):
I listened the day off of both their Broken Boys and.
Speaker 17 (28:33):
Slice Sam, even if I haven't left the talk back.
Speaker 23 (28:37):
I listen because I want to support all my slices
and if they live talkbacks, I want to comment. I
want to listen their day off, so we kind of
are sort of fueled. Hey, broken Bussy behoefdus and it's
always broad and scary. And you know why, it's always
bron and scary scary Jones, you lie, and you lie
(28:59):
all the time. And I'm sorry to bring this up
to you, but when you got the extra overchange, whence
you got gas.
Speaker 17 (29:09):
Your excuse was oh I was too far.
Speaker 23 (29:12):
I didn't know where the gas station was. Oh my god,
he made the mistake. It's not my fault. It's on tape.
Speaker 17 (29:18):
I'm sorry. It is on tape.
Speaker 23 (29:20):
Hey, broken, and it is always Brodie scary, but maybe
on this one it's scary and Brody or uh, halt fart,
Brody controversy, Brodie soup because if he is in a
hot tub and it's only Brody on hot water, then
it's it's Brody soup. And yes, if somebody puts his
(29:41):
hand in it, it's kind of disgusting because it's supposed
to be a kind of just Brody soup.
Speaker 17 (29:48):
Broken, and it's always Brodie scary.
Speaker 23 (29:51):
So on the last, last last sube, then I left
that out today. So AnyWho, if you're in a Brody
I'm sorry, but the pool is futtle chemicals. Uh, they're
gonna kill anything, and if somebody poops or peeps, then
they even put even more chemicals to kill everything. So yeah, pool, fine,
(30:14):
you're hot tub not so fun?
Speaker 5 (30:16):
Hey goud it's me again.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
Now hold on, if I if I could just comment
on mister valdezro he's he's still going.
Speaker 6 (30:23):
I still have more from him coming up.
Speaker 4 (30:26):
Even if there's chemicals in the pool, Yeah, the butt
crack water still going on my face. Don't want it there,
So the chemicals doesn't change the fact this butt crack
water where I'm swimming. And if a kid poops in
the pool, who's putting chemicals in the water right away?
And do chemicals get rid of poop? No, no they don't.
(30:47):
The poop doesn't just magically disappear, all right, go on.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
All right, let's go back to the one that intercepted
his cluster of talkbacks.
Speaker 6 (30:58):
This one here a brody.
Speaker 10 (31:00):
I'm listening to the Brooklyn but it is naked in
my heart tub and oh it sounds like I should
not do that sort let me put my beatings so down.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
Well, I don't like this. It's much better than naked.
Speaker 10 (31:11):
So I'm going to go back to listening naked in
my heart hub and I will talk to you guys, dad.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
But we paused the the one Valdez parade for that,
all right, all right? And it sounds like the trucker naked.
The trucker got in there. These coming chronologically, so who.
Speaker 4 (31:26):
Knows if where's the trucker? You started playing itself, right, here.
Speaker 5 (31:30):
Hey, God, it's me again. No cowboy trucker here one
more time. Yeah, Siri Barbarino. You know what, my heart
goes out to you, because I surely do know what
you're going through with that heat. You know, we have
that kind of heat here where I live, you know,
on a constant basis. It starts around April and don't
until about the end of September, first couple of weeks
of October.
Speaker 7 (31:50):
You know.
Speaker 5 (31:50):
And I guarantee you gonna get people calling in from
Florida and Texas and you're gonna tell you we're used
to that can of heating. You know, that's a bunch
of alone and nobody gets used to this heating. And
if that was the case, there wouldn't be any As
you know, AC companies have a heck a lot of business,
(32:12):
you know, once summer starts and nobody gets used to this,
you know, And you know, I have a little I wonder,
you know, if mister Softy and Master Softy, you know,
when they had the turf four going on, I wonder
if mister soft went over there and uh.
Speaker 17 (32:28):
Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry sorry, told us.
Speaker 6 (32:31):
Let me try and get to the other one to wur.
Speaker 5 (32:33):
Master Softy was trying to move in on their territory there,
and if they rocked up the ice cream man, you know,
kind of like Peach Lamana did to that kid that
would do Polly Walnuts a sloan. You know that was bad.
I'll tell you what. Maybe that's I don't know, did
they do that. They did that, well, that's the way
(32:56):
to get the message through. But you know it's a
terrible thing they did already. Guess I'll see you later.
Speaker 6 (33:02):
Okay, thank you. And then the final.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
One from the Sopranos mentioned Juan Valdez.
Speaker 23 (33:08):
Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry to all this like say, hey,
my voice. So if hypothetically Scary Johnes and Brody are
recording the Brooken Boys in a pool in a in
a hotel pool and hot girl.
Speaker 17 (33:23):
Came in and she peas in the pool, I'm out, woop.
Speaker 4 (33:27):
Brody call her out on it, and woop.
Speaker 23 (33:31):
Scary Johns defend her because she's a hot girl and
this is a record.
Speaker 17 (33:34):
Scary Jones loves hat girl peep in the pool.
Speaker 20 (33:38):
I mean.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
I would ignore it, yeah, I would, just yeah, ikay,
what about what about hot girl peeing into the pool?
Speaker 6 (33:45):
No, I don't I don't like that. I don't want
to see it.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
I don't want to see the act of the pee
going into the pool if you're already submerged. Whatever happens
down there happens none of my business.
Speaker 17 (33:56):
It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
Out of the past five ten minutes have been very
confusing for me.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Brody, you had multiple talkbacks because because jan Valdez left
twelve talkbacks and then other people started cutting in in
the middle of his talkbacks, everything was played out of order.
Speaker 4 (34:16):
I don't know what's going on. Mayhem, it's mayhem, is
absolutely mayhem. One please leave half as much next time.
I'm pleading with you. All right, Brody, you have thoughts
on that?
Speaker 6 (34:32):
What happened to?
Speaker 4 (34:33):
He's got nothing to say? Ready to move? You know
you agree with me. Next caller, it's way too much
over the words of Larry King, deceased. Legend of broadcasting
is the call of there way.
Speaker 5 (34:46):
To no mister Brody, yourself the crime of the century. Yes, sire,
Barbarnal Peanut butter Cup from around the world can sleep easy.
Know when you're walking to be dorm all you're gonna
get an award for this man. You're let you're your
name's up there with Barty five, my Gruff, the cram Dog,
(35:08):
Colombo Green Lantern. Yes, sir re Barbarino, Yes you're the greatest.
Speaker 4 (35:14):
Okay, and argue with him, all right, I stopped the
peanut butter thief. Well, I tell you what, you know.
Speaker 5 (35:22):
You can't get one boy on, mister Brody. He's always
on the case, pewling around like I can't, and then
he pounces on.
Speaker 4 (35:30):
You when you at least expected. Boy Brody, I'll tell
you what.
Speaker 5 (35:33):
You better be ready for Halloween season because there's gonna
be a lot of candy bags depending on you. In
old little redheaded Charlie Brown's girlfriend. You know she might
go back. You know they always returned back to the
to the scene of the cram. All right, So be ready, buddy,
already out.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
All right, thank you, mister Brody. I hate to break
it to you.
Speaker 6 (35:56):
All right, he's over his limit as well. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
Yeah, I'd let him go one more. Come on, we lost,
Oh he's got three more? Come on, trucker, what are
you doing to me?
Speaker 24 (36:04):
Man?
Speaker 4 (36:05):
Go ahead the place, mister Brody.
Speaker 5 (36:07):
I hate to break it to you, but I have
to agree with mister scooty there soda. You did not
earn that you stole it, okay, and you're lucky that
the old miss lady over there at the Chinese restaurant
didn't press charges on you. And uh, you know, and
and also you know what the sandwich. Don't forget about
(36:28):
the sandwich. You paid for one and you got to
that's another thing you stole there.
Speaker 6 (36:33):
I didn't know, I didn't.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
Know where you then, didn't you please you say?
Speaker 6 (36:36):
I agree with him on that? Excuse it?
Speaker 4 (36:42):
You stole that water.
Speaker 5 (36:43):
You could easily just gone back and told me, hey man,
you know, uh, you forgot to can this all right?
You just like Brody's sandwich there, you said Brody stole it.
So you stole that water, okay, And uh, you know
it's not like you don't go Is that the only
time he went to the grocery store?
Speaker 4 (36:59):
Do you ever go back?
Speaker 5 (37:00):
You could have when you went, when you went back,
you could have told hey, you know left time I
got home, and uh, I realized you didn't. You didn't
charge me for the water, Let me pay for it now, No,
you didn't do that, right, So he stole it.
Speaker 4 (37:13):
He's got you there. He stole the water.
Speaker 5 (37:17):
Because those scoody you were not right about the gas
station and getting the wrong change and not taking back
the money that you could have gone back and given
the gentleman his money back another day. Not like you, boy,
you never go to by there were getting your whole
life or what.
Speaker 4 (37:31):
Oh, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 5 (37:32):
And uh, you know you ought to rename your your
podcast from the Brooklyn Boys to the Klepto Boys.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
Yeah, the Klepto maniacs.
Speaker 5 (37:41):
Oh, I'll tell you what you got whoa well you
had up every boy you got to doune a number.
Speaker 4 (37:45):
Boy, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 6 (37:48):
All right, Thank you there. Trucker.
Speaker 17 (37:53):
Hey, guys, been from Brooklyn here.
Speaker 25 (37:57):
Uh, I'm not the mister Softy trucks, but in New
York and New Jersey, food trucks in general, and they
they fall under the food vendor's license have to have
a three base and sink and a hand washed sink.
Speaker 4 (38:16):
In order to get licensed.
Speaker 25 (38:18):
So softy trucks should have a sink in that all right?
Speaker 11 (38:23):
On a recent slaice time.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
Okay, thank you didn't know that, Benny.
Speaker 6 (38:27):
All right, now this.
Speaker 15 (38:27):
Guy on a recent slaice time, you guys thought that
was full folded, but that was actually Mark Randy Randy Savage.
Speaker 4 (38:35):
Yep, sorry about that.
Speaker 6 (38:37):
Appreciate that, oh boy man.
Speaker 5 (38:39):
And that's so way it starts. You know, you start
off with a grape soda. Then you're steal in the sandwich.
Then you're trying, god dang steal a goddamn the nozzle
off of a guest from More. Where's it gonna end?
Next thing?
Speaker 1 (38:54):
You know, you're gonna be.
Speaker 5 (38:55):
Over at First National Bank handing the tailer of note.
Oh I tell you, man, oh lord, you need help.
You need to see a psychiat just Cleptomania is a disease. Disease.
Speaker 9 (39:09):
Brooklyn boys laying from Ohio. The last talk backs so
like everybody's own freaking mess. Tell them to chill.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
Out, all right?
Speaker 17 (39:22):
So I got all right, thank you for God.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
No it's not all you got because you here comes
another two.
Speaker 9 (39:28):
Laing from Ohio. So I worked at market district in Columbus, Ohio.
So we have kids in high school nearby, kids constantly stealing.
We have fourteen doors. We had a narrow down to
two doors because the constantly stealing, and then security has
to deal with it. It's absolute ridiculous. And they're disrespectful.
(39:52):
They throw food up in the bathrooms in the ceiling.
Laing from Ohio. I just recently heard Gani's pop cast,
an amazing interview. I just want to let her know,
great job, she's doing really good. It's all gonna say.
Speaker 4 (40:09):
Great, he clicked on the wrong I have a question. Yeah. Uh,
if if you enjoyed her podcast and you want to
let her know it was a great interview, why are
you letting us know that you tell her leave her
talk back. She would love love that you and she
doesn't like to leave. Gandhia talk back about how much
(40:30):
you love the Brooklyn Boys. That's fine, that's okay.
Speaker 9 (40:34):
Yeah from Ohio. So you're talking about the pool situation.
But shirt off or not? I used to be a lifeguard,
and it's better off to have a shirt on because
I did that's my job. But I was a little chubby.
I'm still chubby, So I'm saying, just have a shirt on,
(40:57):
don't worry about what people think.
Speaker 4 (41:01):
Yeah, all right, thank you.
Speaker 7 (41:05):
Hey guys. Vinning again, Uh calling about the stealing ship
from a store?
Speaker 24 (41:11):
Uh me, personally, if it's a a mom and pop store,
I would go back in and pay for the waters
or whatever it is.
Speaker 7 (41:23):
But big store like fucking Walmart or a home depot
or whatever, they robbed you enough, fucker, and nobody's losing
their job. Both those giant conglomerates. Now I'm not saying
you should steal from them, but they account for loss
and they use it all as write offs, so they
really don't care. That's why they have like security guards
(41:44):
to stand down when you know, CBS is getting robbed
and ship like that. I mean, when riot's happening and
shit like that, it gets out of hand. But most
of these stores they don't give a shit either.
Speaker 6 (41:56):
I mean, of.
Speaker 7 (41:57):
Course somebody cares, but it's it's not they have money.
And as far as it goes with like going to
a grocery store and you know today the turkey rang
up for five bucks, but next week it's twenty bucks,
they're only going to put it at the right rate.
They're not going to tack on extra money because you're
going to go to the next grocery store that's selling
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it for the regular price. So even if you told them,
I personally wouldn't tell them until after the back but
because I wouldn't want them to turn around and say, oh,
well you got to pay you know, point dolls for
this turkey not fired.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
All right, But we don't know for a fact if
people get fired or not from their jobs.
Speaker 4 (42:35):
I guess I worked in retail. People get fired. I
did the job. I'm telling you people get fired having
a high theft rate, and if they lose money, they
lay off people because they lost money and they can't
afford to keep the staff. Don't steal from anybody. That's
just I'm not saying, no, well, I'm not. No one's
condoning stealing. He just said somebody, somebody just called here
(42:55):
and said it's okay because they're not going to miss
the money.
Speaker 22 (42:58):
I took that.
Speaker 3 (42:59):
I took that stance last week when I walked out
accidentally with the water and I'm like, oh ship.
Speaker 6 (43:04):
Forgot, Well, well too bad. I live.
Speaker 4 (43:07):
I have the same mentality. But it's an old cliche
to go, oh yeah, they factored that in, it's already
right off. Well, if you didn't steal from them, they
wouldn't have to factor it in. They want to write
it off. It was not done on purpose. No, I'm
just saying, what like, oh, it's okay again. Poor people
think you're rich, Is it okay for them to steal
from you? It's never okay, right, that's intensional, moving on,
(43:28):
moving on.
Speaker 7 (43:29):
So now mister Brody has a problem with the ray
heded grochy to steal some candy, but never had a
fucking problem.
Speaker 4 (43:35):
Stated a fucking grig soda. Didn't steal which he got
you there, I did not steal anything. I explained everything.
I would never steal.
Speaker 5 (43:50):
What's up at bois And like, so, uh, that wasn't
a whole covid imitation.
Speaker 4 (43:55):
That was Yeah, it.
Speaker 12 (44:00):
Was all right.
Speaker 18 (44:00):
I mean like he could have used more of his
cat phrases and include the slim gym.
Speaker 4 (44:05):
Yeah, maybe a slim gym. Maybe make it more obvious,
you know, yeah, thank you, it's fight.
Speaker 3 (44:10):
Just want to.
Speaker 26 (44:14):
Company a friend of mine.
Speaker 4 (44:19):
What if that guy's whole hogan is so bad he
slips into Randy a savage sometimes by accident and it
was his whole hogan impression. And by the way, did
you notice that guy hasn't called back to correct us.
Speaker 26 (44:28):
No, he is not high Brookland boys. Jen the groomer
here from Pompino Beach. So I have a friend of
mine who actually has an ice cream truck and I
had to call and ask him where does he go
to the bathroom. He actually has a food style truck,
ice cream truck where they serve slushies and soft serve
as well as the serve served. He told me that
(44:52):
they do stop to go to the bathroom. Yeah, gas
station or at the grocery store to use the bathroom.
He also told he is required by the state of
Florida to have a hand washing sink inside the truck,
So his truck has a hand washing sink. He says
it might be different for those that just sell the
little bagged ice cream, but for him, he is required
(45:14):
to have a sink. He also told me that the
state will come and expect his truck like every twelve.
Hopefully that'll make the slices at least here in Florida
feel a little more comfortable. A hug getting an ice cream.
Also on my neighbor wave for the very nice police officer.
Only the one wave so far, No more friendly.
Speaker 4 (45:35):
Gestures, no more head man.
Speaker 26 (45:38):
But I'm gonna keep trying. I will not let him
wear me down. I'm gonna make him my friend.
Speaker 4 (45:43):
Yes you will, but stay at it. Get that neighbor
wave Hey.
Speaker 5 (45:46):
Guys, it looks like you're gonna drop the episode a
little later than usual. So I came on here and
I had to say a little something, even though I
know road It's probably against this, but I don't give
a who I'm gonna do it anyway. I won't not
wish a great, big, happy belated fourth birthday to one
of our little slashes. Bright it ha belated birthday there
(46:08):
a little mister.
Speaker 4 (46:09):
Braidy, Hope you had a great day and you ate
lots of cake. Catt birthday, little bug.
Speaker 3 (46:15):
I know how much Brodie loves birthday shout outs, especially since.
Speaker 4 (46:19):
Four year old Brady's probably not going to hear that. Well,
he'll probably played in the audio. That's fine, Happy birthday.
Speaker 17 (46:24):
By Thanks goody, don't joring on.
Speaker 4 (46:26):
We still got Rick Flair.
Speaker 6 (46:29):
Whoa, yes we.
Speaker 15 (46:31):
Do, Brooklyn Boys, John from Long Island here, your friendly
neighborhood Melman. Shout out to all my brothers and sisters
out there walking around in this one hundred and fifty
degree heat with only this shitty little fan on our
nineteen fifties mail truck to help us on the topic
of is it stealing or is it not? I wanted
to ask you guys what you guys thought on a
(46:52):
situation that I had about this time last year with
my wife. So my wife told your wife, I don't
usually go crazy with the protection plans, usually the basic
maybe one higher, so damage really doesn't usually get covered,
but it does with loss or theft. So my wife,
(47:13):
the wonderful woman that she is, absolutely smashed her phone,
completely obliterated it. It even got bent in half. She
closed it in a door, and I don't even know
how you do that, but she did it. And she
told me to find out what to do. So I,
being an expert in this type of thing, decided to
channel my inner brody and call it the phone company.
(47:36):
I won't say their name, but it rhymes with Horizon,
and I happened to tell them, just.
Speaker 27 (47:42):
A little white lie, I had said that my wife's
phone got stolen and they smashed the phone, and we
used to find my iPhone to find that phone, and they.
Speaker 15 (47:54):
Were very very sorry for my loss. And since the
theft is covered under the warranty, I simply had to
pay the shipping cost to get a brand new phone
for my wife. Now obviously lying his bed, little white
Liees never heard anybody is what I grew up knowing
(48:15):
and how Scary had mentioned. It's the big business, you know,
like they can take the hit. I just want to
know did I steal?
Speaker 3 (48:24):
First of all, this is insurance fraud. We are hearing
this live on the podcast. Here's what a white fake.
Speaker 4 (48:31):
Your wife says, do I look good in this dress?
And you don't think she does, and you say, honey,
you look good. That's what's known as a white lie.
Insurance fraud with a major company and stealing a thousand
dollars phone that you weren't covered for is not, by
definition a white lie. Now some will say, hold on, I'm
not judging. I'm only judging the white lie comments.
Speaker 3 (48:50):
Some will say that he basically pays the insurance. He
pays his insurance, so there's you know, they take the
money from him. It's like a Ponzi scheme. I don't know,
he's just taking the money from there. I don't know
how I feel.
Speaker 4 (49:08):
Gross, Brodie.
Speaker 3 (49:09):
I feel like I need to take a shower, and
not because it's one hundred and ten degrees outside, but
because of this slice time, this Slafetime episode makes me.
Speaker 4 (49:16):
Itch and scratch and feel filthy.
Speaker 6 (49:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (49:19):
Anyway, he left one more and this is the last
of today's lot.
Speaker 15 (49:25):
Because when I told my wife what I did, she
was devastated. She couldn't believe it. And then when I
told everyone else, they kind of understood. You know, they're
not going to lose anything over it. No, no one
should get fired. Had obviously just figuring what do you
guys think? I love you guys, Well, keep up the
good work. As everyone usually tells the mailman, stay cool
(49:48):
out there. Oh is it hot enough for you? Man?
Speaker 4 (49:51):
That one was left about a half hour ago, So
I don't know what I'm going to ask the mailman
a question. Let's say you're delivering a package to a
real big mansion, a really big, a huge mansion. You're
the mailman delivering a package from Tiffany's, right, so you're
pretty sure it's something fancy from Tiffany's. Is it okay
(50:12):
for you to walk off with it because they're rich
and they won't notice it, and the person who sent
it is also probably rich.
Speaker 3 (50:18):
Or is that a crime? That would be a crime.
I think I think he committed a crime there. I
mean we're talking, we're talking a lot of money. That's
I don't know. I see, I kind of see. Okay,
let's say I spent my entire life paying auto insurance,
NonStop auto insurance, and it's like thousands of tens of
(50:39):
thousands of dollars out.
Speaker 4 (50:40):
Of my pocket. It's a gamble. But that's the whole
point of it. But right, and then, but nothing ever
goes wrong.
Speaker 3 (50:46):
I never get into an accident, and then I don't know,
my cars is a loppy and it's misbehaving, and somehow
the thing gets set on fire somehow.
Speaker 4 (50:57):
Listen, I'm not saying that's the right thing to do.
Speaker 3 (51:00):
That's completely but I'm drawing an analogy that that's what
this guy is saying.
Speaker 4 (51:04):
That's wrong. That's insurance. So that is insurance fraud. Yeah,
that's like burning down your restaurant because it's not successful.
Speaker 3 (51:11):
Right, right, But someone will make the claim that, oh, well,
I paid all this money into insurance so I have
it coming to me. Doesn't make it right. Sorry, I
feel filthy about all this.
Speaker 6 (51:24):
This is terrible.
Speaker 3 (51:25):
On the other hand, slice time, everybody, next caller, that
was the last caller.
Speaker 4 (51:31):
No, we can't end on that caller. Oh we Yeah,
that was the end of it. There's no more.
Speaker 3 (51:35):
Wan Valdez calls hiding out, no Liam calls about I mean,
if we sit here, if we sit here long enough
and hit the refreshed screen, I'm sure new talkbacks will
come in, but I'm not gonna stick around for it.
From white lies to white lines that what we did there?
Speaker 6 (51:52):
See what I did? All right?
Speaker 4 (51:54):
Don't steal people reactions whose wrong?
Speaker 2 (52:02):
This podcast all depends on you to talk about song baby,
a lot of things.
Speaker 4 (52:07):
You're gonna be on decisive time. Free Dresser
Brooklyn Boys Slice reactions.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
This podcast all depends on you, baby.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
That's right, Brooklyn Boys Slice Time for episode three forty
four and beyond. I'm scary, that's brody, he's brody.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
That's scary. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
You know, you shut your microphone off so soon?
Speaker 4 (00:44):
What are you doing that? That's not that's not making
any sense what you just said. But all right, well,
I'm scary and he's brody. I'm brody. I'm brody. You're scary.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
Now.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
How many people do you think after hearing that Slicetime
song since we've started doing it, which is I don't
know a year or so ago that that song, maybe
year and a half, how many people have checked out
the original version, White Lines by Mellie mel White Lines,
Don't do It. I think we've a song about cocaine, curiosity.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Of some you know. Yeah, it's a great song. It's
about Yeah, it's about don't do drugs.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Man, Right, how many people do you think since we
started doing playing that song have tried drugs?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
I think even more because more than tried out to
more than the song. I think more people.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Try don't do drugs you're gonna do. I'm wondering if
you if you didn't hear the song, you know what,
if you have a drug problem, if you should listen
to that song because it'll just it just says don't
do it. You'll be like, oh, I shouldn't. Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yeah, But people do the opposite of what they're told
all the time, so those campaigns are ineffective.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Okay, then don't listen to that song. Ah, they will
reverse psychology. So that was all part of the Nancy
Reagan just say no. Remember that just said no. Oh,
that'll solve the drug crisis. Just say no.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Anyway, well we'll just say yes to Slice Time. Thanks
for being here with us, Thanks for submitting, submitting, your
your your your your radio app.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Yeah, man, finish my senators for you today, please, I say.
Well okay. So, So, by the way, if this is
your first experience with our podcast, because I don't know
if you guys have noticed it yet, but Scary and
I have posted video of us doing the podcast success
little segments, little promos, and so if this is your
first time tuning in, this is Slice Time. This is
(02:32):
the second episode we do about the previous episode. So
people leave talked back to.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Hold on wait wait wait wait, we might be introducing
ourselves to a brand new audience.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
That's what I'm saying. Oh no, this is a terrible start.
Is the worst star we've ever gotten on the podcast ever,
you you've been worse. So it is first time we
suggest you listen to a regular Brooklyn Boys podcast episode,
because this is the episode about the episode heard yet
and you do over? No, we can't.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
I'm sorry, you.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Can't put this is like terrible, This was the worst.
Speaker 7 (03:02):
You know.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
I was thinking about it to myself just now.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I'm like, this is the worst ever that we've ever
started the podcast.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
What is our What is our podcast about? It's about
the two of us rambling about whatever, and we just
did that. So welcome to the Brooklyn Boys Slice time
the episode about the Brooklyn Boys podcast, and you're gonna
hear our regular listeners and some of our listeners who
listen occasionally leaving their thoughts and comments and sometimes songs
and impressions about what we've do. This is the companion episode.
(03:28):
This isn't the main episode. This is do not listen
to this, do not do not listen to it.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
But it's the thing about the thing. It's not about
you know. This is about episode three forty four and beyond.
This is not about Oh wait a second, Oh man, we.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Recommend you listen to episode zero first and then start
your way on the journey.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
Yeah all right.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Well, with that said, the only people who get to
leave talkbacks are those who listen to the iHeartRadio app
because they clicked them the micro little microphone button. Yes,
so okay, So if you listen to any other way,
well sorry, you don't get to be part of this
little club, but you can next time. All right, great,
let's start. Let's see what we got going on here.
I hope it's a good one.
Speaker 8 (04:04):
M DANYP.
Speaker 9 (04:06):
From Bayonne.
Speaker 10 (04:07):
Both of you are wrong.
Speaker 7 (04:09):
He was imitating macho Man Randy Savage, not hul Covid.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
That's right. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
In the last episode of The Brooklyn Boys, or the
last episode of Slice Time, somebody kicked off with what
we thought was a whole Covid impression. Turns out it
was macho man Ready Savage.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Oh yeah, well, you know what the difference between let
me tell you something, brother and uh, munchul man Randy Savage.
It's not that much of a difference, but I get it. Okay,
sorry about that Ranby. Yeah, Brody, that is fucking weird.
Who the fuck di sketches the eye with your middle finger.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
I just tried doing it.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
It looks stupid and it feels weird. Yes, scary. Wait
wait a second, oh me, you were giving me the
finger when you were scratching your eye with your middle finger.
Nobody does that.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I was not subliminately giving you the middle finger. I
prom no, you were deliberately giving me the middle finger. Wow,
you think I'm that bad? I think you're much worse.
Speaker 6 (05:03):
Brody and scary.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Never scary and brody.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
It's well.
Speaker 11 (05:06):
From first off, I just wanted to, you know, nicely
correct you guys on the the first guy that was
on Slice time last week. You know he was impersonating
macho man Randy Savage.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Yeah, not whole Cogan. We got you.
Speaker 11 (05:22):
You guys were like Togan. I was like, oh no,
oh no, guys. But anyway, it's all good. But also
I also missed the days, you know, opening up that
fire hydrant, all traffic stopped because everybody was enjoying the
water all over the street. Were the best times, Kidsney,
These days don't know what the hell they're missing. And also, yeah,
(05:43):
I agree with those fucking people that just go to
Costco and just grab a handful of samples. Don't say
thank you or nothing. Fucking people ever take the ship
out of me. Fuck them, yeah, thank you, but yeah
fuck them.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Thank you thought and one more thing before I forget
fuck them up again.
Speaker 12 (06:04):
Pizza delivery guy here, Brody, I completely understand about the
hand in the hot tub. And then also, you can
go to the community pool. The hot tub is at
your house. It's your private thing, and at least you
(06:26):
can control that, right, okay. And the community pool is fun.
People want to go there. It's fun, it's a nice atmosphere.
The concessions stand is always pretty cool, and you can
relax a little bit. But at your own private house,
(06:48):
you can control how clean your water is there and
what you go into, so that that is understandable. You're
not going too far on that one. Love your Guys show.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Too, buddy, Thank you, although plural of guys is still guys,
but anyway, he's my favorite call is so far.
Speaker 13 (07:06):
Hey guys, Laura from Connecticut. I remember the good old
days when we opened the fire hydrant and just stayed
out there for hours. My dad worked for the police
department also, so he had the sprinkler cap. We used
so much fun just hanging out there.
Speaker 14 (07:23):
And if there was days that he couldn't open the
fire hydrant he wasn't there at work, then we put
the sprinkler in the driveway and spent the day running
in and out of the sprinkler.
Speaker 13 (07:35):
Those were good times.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
I did a lot of that these kids today with
their Ai water.
Speaker 12 (07:42):
Brody I'm sorry episode two fifty nine, whoa she said?
Collections with an ash at the end. Okay, by the way,
it was pepy delivery guy. Nice people always listening to
your guys' old episodes after I listened to the new one?
Of course, does I have to wait a week for
(08:03):
another one?
Speaker 6 (08:05):
Fair enough?
Speaker 12 (08:06):
What else to do on a pizza delivery?
Speaker 14 (08:07):
Ralph?
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Love you guys, love you too? So I remember what
he's talking about. I heard a commercial where it didn't
sound like they pluralized and therefore the pronoun or the
verb before it was for a singular and I thought
it was. And it doesn't matter. I didn't hear the
aspeties an s there, and that's what I was talking about. Okay,
remember how I didn't care back then about that? You
(08:30):
still don't. I still don't care.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
That was one hundred episodes ago. In fact, you pissed
me off with that. I think I remember that.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
I remember, well, thank you bringing it back. I got angry.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
I'm like, what the hell are you doing? What the
hell we we we analyzing here?
Speaker 6 (08:44):
But that's okay, it's what.
Speaker 12 (08:45):
We do, right, Pizza delivery guy again. Oh, I know
it's tough sometimes, man, because you had your little thing
planned to discuss what she did wrong and stuff, but
it went sour. Buddy, what are we talking about collections with.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
An All right, you want to leave two way a
different president. That's how long ago that was due.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
But hold on, he had to leave two consecutive ones.
And all right, so you said the same thing twice. Sorry,
he's be sure of himself and I wasn't. That was
like the exclamation point here. I loved my comments so much,
I'm gonna say it again.
Speaker 8 (09:36):
All right, Scary Brody Brody and scary rocket Steed for.
Speaker 12 (09:40):
The box over there.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
I just do him talking back because I'm so stupid, stupid, not.
Speaker 8 (09:48):
So that delivery commercially, you guys doing up on the
h the podcast, but he said, blah.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
Blah BLAHM whatever.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Yeah, stup.
Speaker 8 (10:00):
To me, f M was something else, not free meal
two coming up next gold On.
Speaker 11 (10:06):
So stupid me some reason did obviously recognize that FM
was for free meals.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
I assumed was for FM radio.
Speaker 10 (10:18):
When you're not even on fucking radio.
Speaker 12 (10:20):
It's podcast is on FM radio.
Speaker 8 (10:22):
Obviously I wouldn't be a podcast, it would be an
FM radio show.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
So I'm stupid.
Speaker 8 (10:29):
I apologize for the mistruing of that FM.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
No, you know what it's It doesn't matter either what
you can have. The FM stand for whatever you want.
When I first saw it, I thought it was FM radio.
I did too, and then I realized because listen, a
lot of these clients are buying radio ads right and
and so the cop in their mind, it's like, oh,
at FM for radio. It could be a M for AMRA,
(10:54):
but it is free meals. I think I'm learning that.
Speaker 6 (10:58):
Right now.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
I think you didn't realize it was free meals either.
No I didn't.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
I didn't.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
I didn't realize until just now. So I was ten
eight years old. By the way, my phone is ringing
my house line, which never rings.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
And I can already see it rings rings when I
call you because you don't answer your cel phone. Sometimes
I call your he the only one who calls my house.
That's excide from my dad. And I can tell you
right now this is the real ty. They want to
buy my house. It ain't for sale.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
This person calls me all the freaking time thinking that
I want to sell my house.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Upgrade. You need a bigger apartment. You do sell your apartment.
Get a bigger apartment. By the way, Steve Rock and
Steve were just realize this is a podcast, not FM radio, right,
So I'm not going to mention any names, and it's
I'm just it happened yesterday. I pickleball. I was wearing
a Brooklyn Boys shirt and I'll tell more about the
story on the next episode. But she said, oh, you
(11:52):
do a podcast, when does it air?
Speaker 6 (11:54):
When does it air? I love that?
Speaker 4 (11:56):
So I had to explain, oh, we've gotten that before,
all right, mm.
Speaker 15 (12:00):
Hmm, scaring body over there Rocking Seas.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Actually listen for Brodie on and thank.
Speaker 8 (12:06):
You Bodie, because I was in episode three.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
When Jan Valdez went off on fucking five.
Speaker 8 (12:13):
Voice chats whatever funk they called talk and you kept
saying sorry, and kept saying it intro on the fucking vomit.
I actually hit puke in my own mouth. That was
not very tasty. But can't avoid his fucking fuck.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
He just cut himself off.
Speaker 6 (12:35):
That's his opinion of Juan Valdez.
Speaker 16 (12:40):
Brooklyn boys Backer from Long Island. So the story that's scared.
We was talking about where he got the money back
from the gas station. I remember that he had paid
with a hundred and the guy gave him back the
change plus the one hundred dollars bill that he had
a ridge.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
That's right.
Speaker 16 (13:01):
And then when you tried to look out Google for
the gas station, you couldn't remember what That's right. So yeah,
you and Robin were on a road trip or coming
back from somewhere I guess Jersey, and you said you
google it, but you couldn't remember exactly which gas station
it was, So that's right.
Speaker 17 (13:21):
Yeah, that's the story.
Speaker 16 (13:22):
I remember clearly. I listened to every single episode.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
So thank you, thank you for love you remembering better
than Scary did about his own life, and.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
No, and coming to my defense because I defended myself
then and I'll defend myself now. When she just came
to my defense that I didn't have to go back
because you.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
Were accusing me.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
She didn't say it didn't have to go back. No,
you're the one on the last episode of Brooking Boys.
You are the one who said I should have gone back,
And I'm like, there was a great reason why I
didn't go back. Beca just wanted to give them money back. Oh,
Beckett and beck I didn't, couldn't.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
I looked it up.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
I tried to give the money back after I came
back and Frey got home.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
I didn't know what gas station it was. Thank you, Becca,
cash at a gas station any lawyer anyway, Hey, guys,
what's going on?
Speaker 5 (14:04):
It's the old cowboard. Chuck here one more time, Yes,
Siri Barbrino. You know I won't be listening to this
week's episode of Brooklyn Borris till sometime Monday, Monday morning,
you know, because I listen to you guys while I'm
working and driving my truck, you know. But anyway, you know,
I thought i'd call in because I didn't know if
i'd get in on time, you know, since I'm gonna
(14:25):
be listening on Monday. But I wanted to say that everybody,
nobody mentioned Chuck Man Uni.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
Oh, that's right, Sorry about Brino.
Speaker 5 (14:34):
Unfortunately, mister Chuck Mangoni, a great jazz musician, passed away
this past week, along side with mister Ozzy Osbourne and
mister Malcolm Jamal Warner and a few other celebrities that
I won't mention. But you know, for those of you
that don't know who Chuck Manjoni is, you know, you
probably don't know who he is, but you've heard his music,
(14:56):
maybe in an elevator and a grocery store or in
the movie. You know, he's got some good tunes out there.
And there's one song in particular that I know everybody's heard.
I don't care who you are, you've heard it. You
hear it, you're gonna hear You're gonna say that you've
heard that song before. It goes a little song like
this like this right here here, it goes, Oh yeah,
(15:20):
sleep and sleep music as Surrey Barber, you know. But anyway,
you know, rest in peace, all three of these fellows,
and may God rest your souls and you will be
greatly missed.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Yes, hey guy, this is me again.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
You know, I'm sorry I had to come back on
here and say something about something that caught my ear
on the Last Last Time episode where Regi said that
she only got ten hours of PTO per year and
if she got sick.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
She had to use her personal time off for that.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
That's a bunch of crap if you, if you ask me,
that ain't right. But I hope that company wakes up
and you know, eventually starts taking care of their employees.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Because that is just it's terrible, terrible.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Thank you, Trucker, appreciate you, and thank you for your
ode to uh Chuck Mangioni no relation to Luigi Mangioni.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
The song by Chuck Mangioni is Feels So Good, which
I think was nineteen seventy seven. That's the one you
playing a lot of movies. And yeah, I do a
nice trumpet. Nice. Yeah, I heard a little humming in there,
(16:38):
more than the horn, but it's not off really well.
Speaker 17 (16:41):
The Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 9 (16:43):
We will be right back.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Do you like my trumpet? I'm not going to comment
on that. Have you ever tried to blow your own trumpet?
Speaker 15 (16:52):
Scary?
Speaker 18 (16:52):
No, never, you just did, mister brood Tarski. I couldn't
figure out. So where do you stand on going in
your own hot tub naked because you said the water
all goes everywhere anyway. But it sounded like you thought
that wasn't okay.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
I couldn't tell what. Oh, it's okay. Hold on, answer
that it's okay to be naked in your own hot tub,
especially if strangers aren't going in your hot tub.
Speaker 6 (17:19):
Now.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
I did not get naked in my hot tub because
I had a family, you know, and I just know
what mentally, I would not do that. I'm calling bullshit.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
When you're alone, you've gotten naked in your heart hot tub,
you absolutely.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
Have no Come on, no, because I got God forbid
somebody came home. In all these years, Well, let's.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Say your you know, your wife, your family were away,
you knew there was no shot they were coming back.
Speaker 12 (17:44):
You didn't.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
You've never got and in your your backyard's private, you've
never once gotten naked in your hot tub.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
I to think you know you have no.
Speaker 6 (17:56):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
I don't believe I did.
Speaker 19 (17:57):
Okay, Hey, brooleboys shaving from Queens again, last one I promised.
Speaker 17 (18:03):
Brody.
Speaker 19 (18:03):
You were talking about how your realtor was surprised you
got in a pool with strangers. Reminds me of when
I used to work at a weekend sci fi convention
in a hotel. A bunch of us had a rule
that we would never go in the pool the first day.
We would wait until the second day because that first
night they would shock the pool because everyone knew that
the people who were sweating from traveling would jump in
(18:24):
the pool that first day before any of the convention
stuff started.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Well, although that makes sense, I don't think hotel employees
give a damn and are shocking the pool thinking the
way you do. Yeah, that's what's in there for days.
Speaker 20 (18:40):
Hey, Brooklyn boys, this is Maria from Union City.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Scary.
Speaker 20 (18:44):
How many times have you been reminded on the Big
Show by Elvis and Company that you stole Elvis's toaster,
oven or microwaiver or whatever it was. It was a
big box that Elvis wasn't using, and you remind Elvis
you wasn't using it, but you did it. I'm asking
you just took it, So that's technique that he's stealing.
Speaker 19 (19:03):
You're just saying, not judging.
Speaker 20 (19:05):
Still love you, guys.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
Yeah, yeah, he didn't even tell Elvis. He didn't even
ask Elvis we goold. He just took it.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Yeah, Well, I didn't think he'd miss it because it
was just there for so long. But he eventually took
it home. Oh yeah, he remembered, Oh well, it's all good.
And then, by the way, Nate put me up to it.
Nate put me up to that because Night.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Is a producer on the show. In case you're not aware.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Yeah, Nate from the Big Show, he said. I said,
do you think he'll miss this?
Speaker 4 (19:29):
He goes, no way, just take it. So he egged
me on. Yeah, but scary, you committed the crime. It
was in his office for a long time. You can't
blame Nate.
Speaker 15 (19:41):
You can't.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
But if Nate, if Nate tells you to go rob
a bank and you rob a bank, you can't tell
the cops.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Nate told me to do it, I know, but it
wasn't technically stealing. And plus I fetched up to it
right away and I and I brought it right back.
I gave it back to the security cameras everywhere. Of course,
you fessed up.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
No, I'm blessing everybody knew you took it. Nate knew
you took it. He told me to do it. They
would have ridded you out in a heartbeat. If you
hadn't brought it back.
Speaker 21 (20:03):
You probably, Hey, Brooklyn boys, MJ from NJ. Anyway, the
last Slice episode, I don't know you guys were talking
about uh singing Brooklyn back in the day with the
fire hydrants. Oh my god, what memories. And the ice
cream man this the Safty and the good Yuma guide.
Oh my god, the good Yuma used to have this
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ice cream that was chocolate chip, but like something in
the middle of it. It was a pop It had
candy in the middle.
Speaker 18 (20:32):
Was so.
Speaker 21 (20:34):
Part two coming? Oh so part two? Yes, that ice
cream was the best toasted alm and Alle Minsley and
my mom she usedill love that. So those were really
good memories that you brought onto that on that episode. Also,
this is a little old the cheese one with the
with the kid. Oh my god, I won't even eat
(20:56):
over there anymore. You don't know what finger fingering he
might have done.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
The love you guys bye.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
Can you imagine she moves to Montana, then she's gonna
be like I am MJ from Empty.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
Yeah she doesn't sound right. Yeah, she's always going to
be MJ from NJ to us.
Speaker 20 (21:18):
All right, Hey, Brooklyn boys, this is Maria from Union City. Again, Brody.
I'm so sorry that you were like almost living a
nightmare with the whole thing with the gas pump at
your at your car. It wasn't meant to scare you.
It is meant to scare scary because you know she
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doesn't turn his car off.
Speaker 21 (21:42):
But anyway, you're okay.
Speaker 15 (21:45):
Me too.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
Yeah, I didn't think you said you sent it to
me way before I did it. I just remembered you
send it to me to tell scary and then here
I go starting my call at the guest bump in
my call.
Speaker 6 (21:55):
Yeh, see that that that doesn't scare me.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
I did it again yesterday. You done as a break, guys.
It's tess.
Speaker 22 (22:03):
I'm just laughing at you, guys about the audacity of
people shoving peanut butter cups down their pants and trying
to steal them. Well, I told you, I work in
the court system here, and you'd be surprised at the
amount of things that people steal.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
Our favorite is.
Speaker 22 (22:16):
One person who's now in jail because that's where he belongs.
He loves to steal from Stop and shop, so he
likes to take shrimp, steaks, whatever and shove them down
his pants every time he tries to leeve, he gets caught,
and he's the worst criminal.
Speaker 17 (22:30):
He keeps getting arrested.
Speaker 22 (22:31):
So anyway, so'll go to jail for a while, come
back out and start stealing again from stopping shop. So
every time I see him, I say the same thing,
like you just can't stop sticking steaks in your pants, right,
And he's just like ha ha ha, And I'm like no,
but you keep getting caught and you suck.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Is a criminal the name of the super Bowl.
Speaker 22 (22:47):
Hey guys, last thought, Please anyone who can hear this
out there, please stop leaving your keys in your car
or your car running.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Okay, please stop doing it. What people are.
Speaker 22 (22:56):
Doing now is that they're getting very sophisticated with this shit.
Your keys in your car and they take your car, duh.
But then what they'll do is now your whole entire
house key's on there, and they'll come back later at
a different time, duplicate your keys, put your stuff back,
and then they'll rob you or do a home invasion. Okay,
Please be vigilant out there, everybody, and stay strapped or
get clapped.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Motherfucker. I saw this in Hoboken yesterday.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Somebody I was going outside of Jet Ski Bryant's house
ready to get my uber, and the car in front
of the building was running. I'm like, what the fuck?
And it was nobody inside, nobody inside the car. Well,
you could have if you start the car. For I've
started my car from inside the house to get it
warmed up. What I have the air conditioning kick on. Yeah,
(23:37):
but you can't drive anywhere without the key inside. By
the way, des brought up a good point. LETNA give you, guys,
Brodie's tip of the day. So if somebody steals your
car and you have a navigation system in the car, uh,
and you have a button that says home, they can
just drive to your house. They know you're not home
because they have your car, and now they know where
you live. And if you have right so I'll I
(23:58):
will tell you now my home button is like a
block away from where I actually live. Because I don't
need my navigation system to take me to my house, right,
I need my navigation system to take me roughly to
my house. I can get the rest of the way.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
So if anyone steals my car, they're not going to
find my house because there's nothing in my house in
my car with my address, nothing I made sure of it,
So go fud yourself DEAs again.
Speaker 22 (24:26):
I'm sorry one last time.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
I promise.
Speaker 22 (24:28):
Scary isn't going in the pool at your girlfriend's, parents', father's,
whoever's house the same thing as going on vacation to
your bougie locations multiple times per year and taking your
shirt off and getting in a pool with people that
you don't know you know with a DJ's rocking the
beat and you know it's from a bar.
Speaker 17 (24:49):
It's kind of the same thing.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
Not because you don't know those people either.
Speaker 6 (24:53):
No, no, no, no, no, people.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
I explained this last week. I guess you didn't hear
it too. We talked about this. The people at the
hotel aren't looking at Scary, aren't going to judge Scary,
will never see Scary again, So he doesn't care what
anything correct. But if he does something stupid in a
pool with people he has to see again, he's worrying
they're gonna judge him and be like, who swims like that?
Speaker 16 (25:15):
Right?
Speaker 9 (25:15):
It?
Speaker 4 (25:16):
Like that?
Speaker 6 (25:16):
Oh yeah no?
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Or if I see them at a future family function,
forget about that.
Speaker 6 (25:19):
No way, No.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Those people are just enough to be acquaintances but not strangers.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
But they're not your best friend. Scary doesn't want Robin's
uncle to know that he grooms himself a certain way.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Well, i'll tell you what. We've had a great day
and I was fine and nobody's judging, so there. I
had a great time. I took my shirt off, went
in the pool, did all the swimming. Robin saw you
with your shirt off.
Speaker 6 (25:48):
But that she always does.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
What are you talking about? Amazing? She's still with you. Yeah,
you're kidding me. Go figure out. I have a hairless back. Yeah,
because she waxes. If you no, I know, I born
without hair on my back. That's one of you know.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
You think that I'm some kind of like gorilla Italian,
some greasy gorillabrows. One would say, no, I've got I
was blessed. I have no I have no hair grows
on my bat back or my butt. It's amazing, smooth
as a baby's bottom. Never this is why Robin loves you.
Never took a razor to it, never had to.
Speaker 23 (26:24):
Thankfully he brooken boy before guests, and it's oh, it's brody,
is Scary.
Speaker 17 (26:30):
From j I love you, girl.
Speaker 23 (26:32):
I love all your comments, I love all your contributions
to I love your voice. I love all your shenanigans.
Bring more shenanigans. I like to hear more shenanigans. Ana
shut out to you girl. Hey Sexy.
Speaker 6 (26:48):
Eight by Juan Valdez.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
I'm sure Steve is ripping his hair out, rocking Steve
over there.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
It comes scary.
Speaker 15 (26:56):
Three.
Speaker 23 (26:57):
While you scratching your eyebowl with you nadle finger, that's rude,
that's disrespectful, you being cassy. I am canceling you right now. No,
I'm kidding, thank you, but scary. I'm sorry, but.
Speaker 17 (27:09):
That's that's just fuck you. If I if.
Speaker 23 (27:11):
I fix my eyebrow with my middle finger.
Speaker 17 (27:13):
That's fuck you. If I fix if I scratch.
Speaker 23 (27:17):
My eye with my midte that's fuck you.
Speaker 17 (27:19):
That's universal fuck you. So a broken bush beholds and
is always broken and scary.
Speaker 23 (27:24):
Some commenting M Jay's comment about vacations X, I also
only have seven vacation days, not.
Speaker 17 (27:32):
Fifty two weeks of vacation like Scary Jones. Sorry, that's right.
Speaker 7 (27:36):
Uh.
Speaker 23 (27:36):
And I also use them for doctor's appointments and birth
fix And that's about it. This is real life, not
Scary Jones life. So yeah, most of yours, most of
us only have seven vacations. That's not fifty two A
broken bush beholds and it's always broady scary. So a
guy who hates my voice, it's in my voice, It's
(27:59):
in my tonal voice.
Speaker 17 (28:00):
They said my accent.
Speaker 23 (28:03):
And do you also hate Angel, because that would be
that would be uh the kicker, because if you hate
me and you hate Angel, then it's a racist thing.
But hey, let me know in the comments, comment on
this comment on.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
The next he broke Oh, I think we broke it
up there wait broke.
Speaker 17 (28:25):
Behead and is always bron scary scary Jones.
Speaker 23 (28:28):
I listened the day off of both their Broken Boys and.
Speaker 17 (28:33):
Slice Sam, even if I haven't left the talk back.
Speaker 23 (28:37):
I listen because I want to support all my slices
and if they live talkbacks, I want to comment. I
want to listen their day off, so we kind of
are sort of fueled. Hey, broken Bussy behoefdus and it's
always broad and scary. And you know why, it's always
bron and scary scary Jones, you lie, and you lie
(28:59):
all the time. And I'm sorry to bring this up
to you, but when you got the extra overchange, whence
you got gas.
Speaker 17 (29:09):
Your excuse was oh I was too far.
Speaker 23 (29:12):
I didn't know where the gas station was. Oh my god,
he made the mistake. It's not my fault. It's on tape.
Speaker 17 (29:18):
I'm sorry. It is on tape.
Speaker 23 (29:20):
Hey, broken, and it is always Brodie scary, but maybe
on this one it's scary and Brody or uh, halt fart,
Brody controversy, Brodie soup because if he is in a
hot tub and it's only Brody on hot water, then
it's it's Brody soup. And yes, if somebody puts his
(29:41):
hand in it, it's kind of disgusting because it's supposed
to be a kind of just Brody soup.
Speaker 17 (29:48):
Broken, and it's always Brodie scary.
Speaker 23 (29:51):
So on the last, last last sube, then I left
that out today. So AnyWho, if you're in a Brody
I'm sorry, but the pool is futtle chemicals. Uh, they're
gonna kill anything, and if somebody poops or peeps, then
they even put even more chemicals to kill everything. So yeah, pool, fine,
(30:14):
you're hot tub not so fun?
Speaker 5 (30:16):
Hey goud it's me again.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
Now hold on, if I if I could just comment
on mister valdezro he's he's still going.
Speaker 6 (30:23):
I still have more from him coming up.
Speaker 4 (30:26):
Even if there's chemicals in the pool, Yeah, the butt
crack water still going on my face. Don't want it there,
So the chemicals doesn't change the fact this butt crack
water where I'm swimming. And if a kid poops in
the pool, who's putting chemicals in the water right away?
And do chemicals get rid of poop? No, no they don't.
(30:47):
The poop doesn't just magically disappear, all right, go on.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
All right, let's go back to the one that intercepted
his cluster of talkbacks.
Speaker 6 (30:58):
This one here a brody.
Speaker 10 (31:00):
I'm listening to the Brooklyn but it is naked in
my heart tub and oh it sounds like I should
not do that sort let me put my beatings so down.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
Well, I don't like this. It's much better than naked.
Speaker 10 (31:11):
So I'm going to go back to listening naked in
my heart hub and I will talk to you guys, dad.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
But we paused the the one Valdez parade for that,
all right, all right? And it sounds like the trucker naked.
The trucker got in there. These coming chronologically, so who.
Speaker 4 (31:26):
Knows if where's the trucker? You started playing itself, right, here.
Speaker 5 (31:30):
Hey, God, it's me again. No cowboy trucker here one
more time. Yeah, Siri Barbarino. You know what, my heart
goes out to you, because I surely do know what
you're going through with that heat. You know, we have
that kind of heat here where I live, you know,
on a constant basis. It starts around April and don't
until about the end of September, first couple of weeks
of October.
Speaker 7 (31:50):
You know.
Speaker 5 (31:50):
And I guarantee you gonna get people calling in from
Florida and Texas and you're gonna tell you we're used
to that can of heating. You know, that's a bunch
of alone and nobody gets used to this heating. And
if that was the case, there wouldn't be any As
you know, AC companies have a heck a lot of business,
(32:12):
you know, once summer starts and nobody gets used to this,
you know, And you know, I have a little I wonder,
you know, if mister Softy and Master Softy, you know,
when they had the turf four going on, I wonder
if mister soft went over there and uh.
Speaker 17 (32:28):
Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry sorry, told us.
Speaker 6 (32:31):
Let me try and get to the other one to wur.
Speaker 5 (32:33):
Master Softy was trying to move in on their territory there,
and if they rocked up the ice cream man, you know,
kind of like Peach Lamana did to that kid that
would do Polly Walnuts a sloan. You know that was bad.
I'll tell you what. Maybe that's I don't know, did
they do that. They did that, well, that's the way
(32:56):
to get the message through. But you know it's a
terrible thing they did already. Guess I'll see you later.
Speaker 6 (33:02):
Okay, thank you. And then the final.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
One from the Sopranos mentioned Juan Valdez.
Speaker 23 (33:08):
Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry to all this like say, hey,
my voice. So if hypothetically Scary Johnes and Brody are
recording the Brooken Boys in a pool in a in
a hotel pool and hot girl.
Speaker 17 (33:23):
Came in and she peas in the pool, I'm out, woop.
Speaker 4 (33:27):
Brody call her out on it, and woop.
Speaker 23 (33:31):
Scary Johns defend her because she's a hot girl and
this is a record.
Speaker 17 (33:34):
Scary Jones loves hat girl peep in the pool.
Speaker 20 (33:38):
I mean.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
I would ignore it, yeah, I would, just yeah, ikay,
what about what about hot girl peeing into the pool?
Speaker 6 (33:45):
No, I don't I don't like that. I don't want
to see it.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
I don't want to see the act of the pee
going into the pool if you're already submerged. Whatever happens
down there happens none of my business.
Speaker 17 (33:56):
It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
Out of the past five ten minutes have been very
confusing for me.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Brody, you had multiple talkbacks because because jan Valdez left
twelve talkbacks and then other people started cutting in in
the middle of his talkbacks, everything was played out of order.
Speaker 4 (34:16):
I don't know what's going on. Mayhem, it's mayhem, is
absolutely mayhem. One please leave half as much next time.
I'm pleading with you. All right, Brody, you have thoughts
on that?
Speaker 6 (34:32):
What happened to?
Speaker 4 (34:33):
He's got nothing to say? Ready to move? You know
you agree with me. Next caller, it's way too much
over the words of Larry King, deceased. Legend of broadcasting
is the call of there way.
Speaker 5 (34:46):
To no mister Brody, yourself the crime of the century. Yes, sire,
Barbarnal Peanut butter Cup from around the world can sleep easy.
Know when you're walking to be dorm all you're gonna
get an award for this man. You're let you're your
name's up there with Barty five, my Gruff, the cram Dog,
(35:08):
Colombo Green Lantern. Yes, sir re Barbarino, Yes you're the greatest.
Speaker 4 (35:14):
Okay, and argue with him, all right, I stopped the
peanut butter thief. Well, I tell you what, you know.
Speaker 5 (35:22):
You can't get one boy on, mister Brody. He's always
on the case, pewling around like I can't, and then
he pounces on.
Speaker 4 (35:30):
You when you at least expected. Boy Brody, I'll tell
you what.
Speaker 5 (35:33):
You better be ready for Halloween season because there's gonna
be a lot of candy bags depending on you. In
old little redheaded Charlie Brown's girlfriend. You know she might
go back. You know they always returned back to the
to the scene of the cram. All right, So be ready, buddy,
already out.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
All right, thank you, mister Brody. I hate to break
it to you.
Speaker 6 (35:56):
All right, he's over his limit as well. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
Yeah, I'd let him go one more. Come on, we lost,
Oh he's got three more? Come on, trucker, what are
you doing to me?
Speaker 24 (36:04):
Man?
Speaker 4 (36:05):
Go ahead the place, mister Brody.
Speaker 5 (36:07):
I hate to break it to you, but I have
to agree with mister scooty there soda. You did not
earn that you stole it, okay, and you're lucky that
the old miss lady over there at the Chinese restaurant
didn't press charges on you. And uh, you know, and
and also you know what the sandwich. Don't forget about
(36:28):
the sandwich. You paid for one and you got to
that's another thing you stole there.
Speaker 6 (36:33):
I didn't know, I didn't.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
Know where you then, didn't you please you say?
Speaker 6 (36:36):
I agree with him on that? Excuse it?
Speaker 4 (36:42):
You stole that water.
Speaker 5 (36:43):
You could easily just gone back and told me, hey man,
you know, uh, you forgot to can this all right?
You just like Brody's sandwich there, you said Brody stole it.
So you stole that water, okay, And uh, you know
it's not like you don't go Is that the only
time he went to the grocery store?
Speaker 4 (36:59):
Do you ever go back?
Speaker 5 (37:00):
You could have when you went, when you went back,
you could have told hey, you know left time I
got home, and uh, I realized you didn't. You didn't
charge me for the water, Let me pay for it now, No,
you didn't do that, right, So he stole it.
Speaker 4 (37:13):
He's got you there. He stole the water.
Speaker 5 (37:17):
Because those scoody you were not right about the gas
station and getting the wrong change and not taking back
the money that you could have gone back and given
the gentleman his money back another day. Not like you, boy,
you never go to by there were getting your whole
life or what.
Speaker 4 (37:31):
Oh, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 5 (37:32):
And uh, you know you ought to rename your your
podcast from the Brooklyn Boys to the Klepto Boys.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
Yeah, the Klepto maniacs.
Speaker 5 (37:41):
Oh, I'll tell you what you got whoa well you
had up every boy you got to doune a number.
Speaker 4 (37:45):
Boy, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 6 (37:48):
All right, Thank you there. Trucker.
Speaker 17 (37:53):
Hey, guys, been from Brooklyn here.
Speaker 25 (37:57):
Uh, I'm not the mister Softy trucks, but in New
York and New Jersey, food trucks in general, and they
they fall under the food vendor's license have to have
a three base and sink and a hand washed sink.
Speaker 4 (38:16):
In order to get licensed.
Speaker 25 (38:18):
So softy trucks should have a sink in that all right?
Speaker 11 (38:23):
On a recent slaice time.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
Okay, thank you didn't know that, Benny.
Speaker 6 (38:27):
All right, now this.
Speaker 15 (38:27):
Guy on a recent slaice time, you guys thought that
was full folded, but that was actually Mark Randy Randy Savage.
Speaker 4 (38:35):
Yep, sorry about that.
Speaker 6 (38:37):
Appreciate that, oh boy man.
Speaker 5 (38:39):
And that's so way it starts. You know, you start
off with a grape soda. Then you're steal in the sandwich.
Then you're trying, god dang steal a goddamn the nozzle
off of a guest from More. Where's it gonna end?
Next thing?
Speaker 1 (38:54):
You know, you're gonna be.
Speaker 5 (38:55):
Over at First National Bank handing the tailer of note.
Oh I tell you, man, oh lord, you need help.
You need to see a psychiat just Cleptomania is a disease. Disease.
Speaker 9 (39:09):
Brooklyn boys laying from Ohio. The last talk backs so
like everybody's own freaking mess. Tell them to chill.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
Out, all right?
Speaker 17 (39:22):
So I got all right, thank you for God.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
No it's not all you got because you here comes
another two.
Speaker 9 (39:28):
Laing from Ohio. So I worked at market district in Columbus, Ohio.
So we have kids in high school nearby, kids constantly stealing.
We have fourteen doors. We had a narrow down to
two doors because the constantly stealing, and then security has
to deal with it. It's absolute ridiculous. And they're disrespectful.
(39:52):
They throw food up in the bathrooms in the ceiling.
Laing from Ohio. I just recently heard Gani's pop cast,
an amazing interview. I just want to let her know,
great job, she's doing really good. It's all gonna say.
Speaker 4 (40:09):
Great, he clicked on the wrong I have a question. Yeah. Uh,
if if you enjoyed her podcast and you want to
let her know it was a great interview, why are
you letting us know that you tell her leave her
talk back. She would love love that you and she
doesn't like to leave. Gandhia talk back about how much
(40:30):
you love the Brooklyn Boys. That's fine, that's okay.
Speaker 9 (40:34):
Yeah from Ohio. So you're talking about the pool situation.
But shirt off or not? I used to be a lifeguard,
and it's better off to have a shirt on because
I did that's my job. But I was a little chubby.
I'm still chubby, So I'm saying, just have a shirt on,
(40:57):
don't worry about what people think.
Speaker 4 (41:01):
Yeah, all right, thank you.
Speaker 7 (41:05):
Hey guys. Vinning again, Uh calling about the stealing ship
from a store?
Speaker 24 (41:11):
Uh me, personally, if it's a a mom and pop store,
I would go back in and pay for the waters
or whatever it is.
Speaker 7 (41:23):
But big store like fucking Walmart or a home depot
or whatever, they robbed you enough, fucker, and nobody's losing
their job. Both those giant conglomerates. Now I'm not saying
you should steal from them, but they account for loss
and they use it all as write offs, so they
really don't care. That's why they have like security guards
(41:44):
to stand down when you know, CBS is getting robbed
and ship like that. I mean, when riot's happening and
shit like that, it gets out of hand. But most
of these stores they don't give a shit either.
Speaker 6 (41:56):
I mean, of.
Speaker 7 (41:57):
Course somebody cares, but it's it's not they have money.
And as far as it goes with like going to
a grocery store and you know today the turkey rang
up for five bucks, but next week it's twenty bucks,
they're only going to put it at the right rate.
They're not going to tack on extra money because you're
going to go to the next grocery store that's selling
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it for the regular price. So even if you told them,
I personally wouldn't tell them until after the back but
because I wouldn't want them to turn around and say, oh,
well you got to pay you know, point dolls for
this turkey not fired.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
All right, But we don't know for a fact if
people get fired or not from their jobs.
Speaker 4 (42:35):
I guess I worked in retail. People get fired. I
did the job. I'm telling you people get fired having
a high theft rate, and if they lose money, they
lay off people because they lost money and they can't
afford to keep the staff. Don't steal from anybody. That's
just I'm not saying, no, well, I'm not. No one's
condoning stealing. He just said somebody, somebody just called here
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and said it's okay because they're not going to miss
the money.
Speaker 22 (42:58):
I took that.
Speaker 3 (42:59):
I took that stance last week when I walked out
accidentally with the water and I'm like, oh ship.
Speaker 6 (43:04):
Forgot, Well, well too bad. I live.
Speaker 4 (43:07):
I have the same mentality. But it's an old cliche
to go, oh yeah, they factored that in, it's already
right off. Well, if you didn't steal from them, they
wouldn't have to factor it in. They want to write
it off. It was not done on purpose. No, I'm
just saying, what like, oh, it's okay again. Poor people
think you're rich, Is it okay for them to steal
from you? It's never okay, right, that's intensional, moving on,
(43:28):
moving on.
Speaker 7 (43:29):
So now mister Brody has a problem with the ray
heded grochy to steal some candy, but never had a
fucking problem.
Speaker 4 (43:35):
Stated a fucking grig soda. Didn't steal which he got
you there, I did not steal anything. I explained everything.
I would never steal.
Speaker 5 (43:50):
What's up at bois And like, so, uh, that wasn't
a whole covid imitation.
Speaker 4 (43:55):
That was Yeah, it.
Speaker 12 (44:00):
Was all right.
Speaker 18 (44:00):
I mean like he could have used more of his
cat phrases and include the slim gym.
Speaker 4 (44:05):
Yeah, maybe a slim gym. Maybe make it more obvious,
you know, yeah, thank you, it's fight.
Speaker 3 (44:10):
Just want to.
Speaker 26 (44:14):
Company a friend of mine.
Speaker 4 (44:19):
What if that guy's whole hogan is so bad he
slips into Randy a savage sometimes by accident and it
was his whole hogan impression. And by the way, did
you notice that guy hasn't called back to correct us.
Speaker 26 (44:28):
No, he is not high Brookland boys. Jen the groomer
here from Pompino Beach. So I have a friend of
mine who actually has an ice cream truck and I
had to call and ask him where does he go
to the bathroom. He actually has a food style truck,
ice cream truck where they serve slushies and soft serve
as well as the serve served. He told me that
(44:52):
they do stop to go to the bathroom. Yeah, gas
station or at the grocery store to use the bathroom.
He also told he is required by the state of
Florida to have a hand washing sink inside the truck,
So his truck has a hand washing sink. He says
it might be different for those that just sell the
little bagged ice cream, but for him, he is required
(45:14):
to have a sink. He also told me that the
state will come and expect his truck like every twelve.
Hopefully that'll make the slices at least here in Florida
feel a little more comfortable. A hug getting an ice cream.
Also on my neighbor wave for the very nice police officer.
Only the one wave so far, No more friendly.
Speaker 4 (45:35):
Gestures, no more head man.
Speaker 26 (45:38):
But I'm gonna keep trying. I will not let him
wear me down. I'm gonna make him my friend.
Speaker 4 (45:43):
Yes you will, but stay at it. Get that neighbor
wave Hey.
Speaker 5 (45:46):
Guys, it looks like you're gonna drop the episode a
little later than usual. So I came on here and
I had to say a little something, even though I
know road It's probably against this, but I don't give
a who I'm gonna do it anyway. I won't not
wish a great, big, happy belated fourth birthday to one
of our little slashes. Bright it ha belated birthday there
(46:08):
a little mister.
Speaker 4 (46:09):
Braidy, Hope you had a great day and you ate
lots of cake. Catt birthday, little bug.
Speaker 3 (46:15):
I know how much Brodie loves birthday shout outs, especially since.
Speaker 4 (46:19):
Four year old Brady's probably not going to hear that. Well,
he'll probably played in the audio. That's fine, Happy birthday.
Speaker 17 (46:24):
By Thanks goody, don't joring on.
Speaker 4 (46:26):
We still got Rick Flair.
Speaker 6 (46:29):
Whoa, yes we.
Speaker 15 (46:31):
Do, Brooklyn Boys, John from Long Island here, your friendly
neighborhood Melman. Shout out to all my brothers and sisters
out there walking around in this one hundred and fifty
degree heat with only this shitty little fan on our
nineteen fifties mail truck to help us on the topic
of is it stealing or is it not? I wanted
to ask you guys what you guys thought on a
(46:52):
situation that I had about this time last year with
my wife. So my wife told your wife, I don't
usually go crazy with the protection plans, usually the basic
maybe one higher, so damage really doesn't usually get covered,
but it does with loss or theft. So my wife,
(47:13):
the wonderful woman that she is, absolutely smashed her phone,
completely obliterated it. It even got bent in half. She
closed it in a door, and I don't even know
how you do that, but she did it. And she
told me to find out what to do. So I,
being an expert in this type of thing, decided to
channel my inner brody and call it the phone company.
(47:36):
I won't say their name, but it rhymes with Horizon,
and I happened to tell them, just.
Speaker 27 (47:42):
A little white lie, I had said that my wife's
phone got stolen and they smashed the phone, and we
used to find my iPhone to find that phone, and they.
Speaker 15 (47:54):
Were very very sorry for my loss. And since the
theft is covered under the warranty, I simply had to
pay the shipping cost to get a brand new phone
for my wife. Now obviously lying his bed, little white
Liees never heard anybody is what I grew up knowing
(48:15):
and how Scary had mentioned. It's the big business, you know,
like they can take the hit. I just want to
know did I steal?
Speaker 3 (48:24):
First of all, this is insurance fraud. We are hearing
this live on the podcast. Here's what a white fake.
Speaker 4 (48:31):
Your wife says, do I look good in this dress?
And you don't think she does, and you say, honey,
you look good. That's what's known as a white lie.
Insurance fraud with a major company and stealing a thousand
dollars phone that you weren't covered for is not, by
definition a white lie. Now some will say, hold on, I'm
not judging. I'm only judging the white lie comments.
Speaker 3 (48:50):
Some will say that he basically pays the insurance. He
pays his insurance, so there's you know, they take the
money from him. It's like a Ponzi scheme. I don't know,
he's just taking the money from there. I don't know
how I feel.
Speaker 4 (49:08):
Gross, Brodie.
Speaker 3 (49:09):
I feel like I need to take a shower, and
not because it's one hundred and ten degrees outside, but
because of this slice time, this Slafetime episode makes me.
Speaker 4 (49:16):
Itch and scratch and feel filthy.
Speaker 6 (49:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (49:19):
Anyway, he left one more and this is the last
of today's lot.
Speaker 15 (49:25):
Because when I told my wife what I did, she
was devastated. She couldn't believe it. And then when I
told everyone else, they kind of understood. You know, they're
not going to lose anything over it. No, no one
should get fired. Had obviously just figuring what do you
guys think? I love you guys, Well, keep up the
good work. As everyone usually tells the mailman, stay cool
(49:48):
out there. Oh is it hot enough for you? Man?
Speaker 4 (49:51):
That one was left about a half hour ago, So
I don't know what I'm going to ask the mailman
a question. Let's say you're delivering a package to a
real big mansion, a really big, a huge mansion. You're
the mailman delivering a package from Tiffany's, right, so you're
pretty sure it's something fancy from Tiffany's. Is it okay
(50:12):
for you to walk off with it because they're rich
and they won't notice it, and the person who sent
it is also probably rich.
Speaker 3 (50:18):
Or is that a crime? That would be a crime.
I think I think he committed a crime there. I
mean we're talking, we're talking a lot of money. That's
I don't know. I see, I kind of see. Okay,
let's say I spent my entire life paying auto insurance,
NonStop auto insurance, and it's like thousands of tens of
(50:39):
thousands of dollars out.
Speaker 4 (50:40):
Of my pocket. It's a gamble. But that's the whole
point of it. But right, and then, but nothing ever
goes wrong.
Speaker 3 (50:46):
I never get into an accident, and then I don't know,
my cars is a loppy and it's misbehaving, and somehow
the thing gets set on fire somehow.
Speaker 4 (50:57):
Listen, I'm not saying that's the right thing to do.
Speaker 3 (51:00):
That's completely but I'm drawing an analogy that that's what
this guy is saying.
Speaker 4 (51:04):
That's wrong. That's insurance. So that is insurance fraud. Yeah,
that's like burning down your restaurant because it's not successful.
Speaker 3 (51:11):
Right, right, But someone will make the claim that, oh, well,
I paid all this money into insurance so I have
it coming to me. Doesn't make it right. Sorry, I
feel filthy about all this.
Speaker 6 (51:24):
This is terrible.
Speaker 3 (51:25):
On the other hand, slice time, everybody, next caller, that
was the last caller.
Speaker 4 (51:31):
No, we can't end on that caller. Oh we Yeah,
that was the end of it. There's no more.
Speaker 3 (51:35):
Wan Valdez calls hiding out, no Liam calls about I mean,
if we sit here, if we sit here long enough
and hit the refreshed screen, I'm sure new talkbacks will
come in, but I'm not gonna stick around for it.
From white lies to white lines that what we did there?
Speaker 6 (51:52):
See what I did? All right?
Speaker 4 (51:54):
Don't steal people reactions whose wrong?
Speaker 2 (52:02):
This podcast all depends on you to talk about song baby,
a lot of things.
Speaker 4 (52:07):
You're gonna be on decisive time. Free Dresser
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