October 10, 2025 • 44 mins
Dave Dameshek hates hates hates the Cleveland Browns. Mike Zydel from the Greenfield's Finest podcast returns for another edition of Gear Grinders.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time for our Pick six segment here on
the DV morning show. Bill and I each week go
through six games that we guarantee probably might possibly win
against the spread.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
By the way, let's.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Kick it off Dallas at Carolina. Carolina is getting three
and a half. The Cowboys and their vulgar octogenarian owner
Jerry Jones head to Carolina this weekend hoping to finger
the Carolina Panthers. Their obnoxious owner David Tepper, is hoping
to throw water on the Cowboys Super Bowl hopes, as
well as a few Cowboys fans sitting below his luxury
box as possible. And now you know, Jerry Jones was
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fined two hundred and fifty grand for flipping off fans
at MetLife Stadium last weekend and apologize saying he meant
to actually give a thumbs up but accidentally flip the bird,
which explains why you never got the job as Ebert's
co host on at the Movies, also explains why you're
so bad at hitchhiking. The Cowboys are on fire right now,
one of the leading offenses in the league, with Dak
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doing it through the air, Javonte Williams on the ground
after the Jets win in New Jersey, Jerry told them
both to go f themselves, then apologize and said I
meant great job, fellas. Look, Jerry's room at the Demensia
Double Tree might be almost ready for check in, but
a couple of his moves this offseason may have actually
worked out pretty good, one of them being signing Javonte
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Williams to a cheap one year contract after everyone thought
he was washed in Denver, and the Micah trade might
be working out in his favor. Replacement James Houston makes
forty one million less per year than Micah and has
more Saxon Parsons does right now, although Jerry might have
actually wanted to keep Micah but accidentally gave him the
middle finger instead of the okay sign. Who knows Ceedee
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Lamb probably won't be bad, but if if Lamb lies down,
Pickins production has been anything but slim in his absence.
Old Shuba Hubbard is probably still in the injury cupboard
for Carolina, but former Cowboy Rico Dondal did in dilly
or dally for the Panthers last weekend. He did more
damage to the Dolphins than the and tuna industry. Running
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for two hundred and forty yards and adding twenty eight
through the air against Miami's no game defense, which is
why Carolina won last week in spite of Bryce Young,
who continues to prove that Heisman's don't translate into Lombardi's
in the NFL, especially when the Heisman Trophy looks like
a statue next to the guy that won it.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Small fellow Cowboys will have no problem lassoing these declaude Panthers.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Take Jerry's kids and lay the points next.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Cards at the Colts minus six and a half.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Colts are one of the surprise teams of the league
this season at four and one, and the Cardinals lost
three games last week. Their head coach, Jonathan Gannon was
fined one hundred thousand dollars for reacting appropriately.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
I mean, that play was so stupid it made.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
A very smart coach assault a man that could beat
the stuffing out of him. Just to make a point,
Gannon should hand deliver the one hundred thousand dollars check
to the NFL offices in New York and drop it
right before he walks in the.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
See how Goodell likes it.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Caleb Johnson is lucky he doesn't play on the Cardinals.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
I think Dannon would have gone full Mark.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Sanchez on him after he let that kickoff go into
the end zone. Both what I had to leave in
an ambulance. Meanwhile, Danny Dimes looks like a million bucks
in Indy. Jonathan Taylor leads the league in rushing, rushing
touchdowns and total touchdowns was seven.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
They have a young tight end from.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
PSU that is actually impactful receivers for days, and they
only have to use five offensive linemen.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
I'm jealous.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
I think this game has over written all over it.
Cardinals are good for twenty points. And even though Kyler
Murray can hang glide on a dorito and you can
see his feet on his driver's license, that man can
sling it, but you got to hand it to him
because he can't reach it. I mean a low snap
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hit him in the head last week. And they had
three turnovers on three drives and that helps the over two.
Cardinals can't blow a game that they're getting blown out in.
Take the Colts and put Kyler back in the cupboard
when you're done.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Next, Broncos at the Jets in London. Jets getting seven
and a half. The NFL Sending the Jets to London
to sell the game to Europeans is like sending someone
Limburger to try to.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Get them to like cheese. That's their introduction to the product.
They're just gonna.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Assume it all stinks that bad. The Broncos, on the
other hand, were sharper than Vermontchetter against the Eagles, and
it was all cream, cheese and Philly for Denver in
the second half, when coach Sean Payton showed some liberty
balls by going for two and the fourth to get
an eighteen to seventeen win against the defending champs. The
Broncos flew immediately to London after the game on Sunday,
and per the head coach, will have a quote no
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sight seeing.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Edict in effect.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Peyton reportedly told the team that the entire week leading
up to the game, they won't see London, they won't
see France any stressed, they won't see anyone under. The
Jets get to be the home team in this one,
and the team is promising to bring an authentic New
York Jets home game experience to the fans at London's
Tottenham's Furs Stadium, and it really does sound authentic. The
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Jets plan on bringing over a bunch of scalpers to
unload tickets for half of face value in the parking lot.
A gaggle of Staten Island Tony's will be on hand
to set fire to a Bonnix jersey while fireman Ed
desperately tries to stomp it out.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
And they also plan to pipe.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
In an indistinguishable mix of sulfur and sewage to walk
through the crowd for that authentic new jersey.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
In game experience.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
And if you think the air smells bad, we ne
get a whiff of the football team. First year coach
Aerin Glenn was supposed to restore order to the Fledge
League franchise, but that's like tasking someone with.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Fixing Britney Spears' social media profile.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
No matter how much you try to coach a better performance,
as soon as you turn your back, you just gotta
go live on Instagram, rip off her clothes and do
a Thorzine mombo with a set of steak knives. The
Jets front office currently involved in a messy multi person's
sex harassment scandal. Their last playoff winning quarterback got arrested
for doing his own knife dance in Indy last week,
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and now the team has to fly to London after
getting embarrassed at home. Jets owner Woody Johnson's ass has
to be chapped. Good news is he knows where to
get plenty of baby powder. Justin Fields, playing under his
fourth offensive coordinator in five years is more lost than
Christopher and Pauley in the Pine Barrens episode. And the
Broncos are celebrating their biggest wins in Super Bowl fifty.
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Like Megan Marco and the Royals, this one has no
chance of being close. On a positive note for the Jets,
at least, the English fans are already used to one
team finishing the game with a score of nil. Take
the Broncos there New yon Cooes next.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Lions at the Chiefs minus two and a half.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Despite the fact that both of the qbs in this
game look like they're battling lime disease, this match is
no lemon.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
It's got some juice.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Just because exhausted Ryan Gosling is going head to head
with trans Darlene from Rose doesn't mean that this isn't
potentially the best game of the week. I think it's
damn near panic button time for the Chiefs. I know
Ta Tay is superstitious, so she needs to knock on
Travis's wood. But that might not even be enough, so
she might even need to redo that song and make.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
It about wood.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
You click on the song and that picture that all
your worst friends sent you, the entire pandemic pops up.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
I think if she does that, it's a win win.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I mean, the Chiefs start winning games, and that version
of the song will single handedly make.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
That a double album.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
I guess technically it would have to be a double
handedly making it a double album, but you.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Get my point.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Because the Chiefs losing games early in the year is
kind of shocking, But even more shocking is that they're
getting called for penalties.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
What they have forty two flags this season.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
They had thirteen penalties for one hundred and nine yards
against the Jags.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
It's like the refs.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Are retroactively penalty the boring ass brand of football the
Chiefs play. It's the NFL equivalent of the trap, and
all of a sudden, the Chiefs can't close games out.
They couldn't stop that albino Avatar even when he fell
down twice on the same play, and it didn't help
that Chris Jones, a guy they're paying one hundred and
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fifty eight million dollars, just stood in the middle of
the field watching that pale centaur gallop into the end
zone like he was watching it on TV. Then he
deleted his social media. Good Raid, Cordell. The Lions looked
like the best team in the league right now. They
put thirty seven points on the Bengals and it looked
like they were running a live practice.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
The running back.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Was throwing tds to the tight end, which probably made
Arthur Smith's peep tingle. I think you just got to
make this one simple. Take the Lions or delete your account.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Next, Bengals at the Packers Packers minus fourteen and a half.
The Cincinnati Bengals roll into Green Bay. Newly acquired Joe
Flacco is their new starting quarterback, and you got to
hand it to him. The Bengals saw that their house
was on fire and said, quick, somebody.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Call an arsonist.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Flacco already beat the Packers this season with the Browns,
and if he can do it again on a second team,
he'll be the first quarterback to achieve that feat since
nineteen fifty, when both the Chargers and the Bills beat
the New York Titans behind starting quarterback Joe Flacco.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
He's old Jack com So in leaving Cleveland.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
In leaving Cleveland, both Flacco and the Bengals will no
longer be Browning as QB. Jake Browning moves to the
deuce slot, where he's not likely to throw as many interceptions,
but there's no guarantee he still won't account for a
couple somehow, because my god, he threw more picks than
Rick Nielsen on the Dream Police Tour.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Look, the Bengals are making a statement with this trade.
They want to.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Stay alive for a playoff Berth as long as they can,
you know, because Burrow is gonna come back and then
they can get him.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Killed all over again. But the Bengals had to do something.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Cheapskatee Bengals owner Mike Brown saw that half full stadium
watching Cooper Rush in Baltimore last weekend and thought, Jesus,
I'm not gonna sell any beer or diarrhea spaghetti with
this Browning puts at quarterback.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
I better do something drastic.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
So he reached deep in his pockets and paid the
pricey sum of a fifth round pick for a sixth
round pick to land Arp comeback player of the Year
Joe Flacco.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Kudos. Mike really mortgaged the future on this one.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
But all Cincinnati has to do is protect Flacco long
enough out of the shotgun to throw it to Chase
or Higgins, and that might actually work. Flacco might be
able to get this offense to move the ball a
bit against Green Bay so so secondary and fourteen and
a half is a lot of points.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
In the NFL.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Yes, the Bengals defense is bad enough that Central Catholic
could throw up twenty eight on him, and the Packers
are itching for a blowout at home for their fans.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
I love the over in this one, but.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
If I got to go against the spread, I'm not
giving anybody fourteen and a half points. With Chase in Higgins.
Ryan Chazero loved this one because it's going backdoor.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
I'm taking Flaco fourteen and a half.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Next the main event, Browns at Steelers minus five and
a half.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
After making the Emerald Owl look like a giant eagle.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
While the Steelers returned from.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Their home away from home to their home home from home.
Sitting atop the AFC North with the last QB standing
in the division. Aaron Rodgers, just like everybody predicted, he
might be over the hill, but he's still under center.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
Baby.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
He must have snuck off to Cork to do an
Irish prayer for health and kissed the Blarney stone because
the only thing he should really be passing at this
point in life is kidney stones. Aaron Rodgers didn't do
the Trinity College tour when the team was in Ireland
because he remembers when the Book of Kels first came.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Out, because he's old.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Sean Kemp, speaking of old fans at colleges, Dylan Gabriel
aka Tommy Callahan is heading down seventy six this weekend.
You know a lot of people go to college for
seven years. I know they're called doctors. Credit where credit
is due, though, this kid's This kid could have got
broiled in London and he didn't. The Browns is the Browns.
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So they lost the game that they could have won.
But they've done that every other game this season.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Look it up.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
You can't put that on the kid that sold a
half a million break pads.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
I put that on the coach, the GM and the owner.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
He is the forty first different starter since nineteen ninety nine.
To put it in context, the Steelers have had sixteen
different starters since nineteen ninety nine, and five of them
are since Big Ben retired. When Stefanski said this offseason
that he was getting off the QB carousel, I think
he meant just for a minute so he could throw
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up and get back on trade and rally. Boys, trade
and rally. But if Gabriel somehow leaves this game, you
won't see Shador Sanders. It hasn't been made official, but
Bailey Zappi is probably gonna leap frog him on the
depth chart, along with Dweezle, Moon Unit and Diva Muffin.
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I can't wait to see Shador's locker room interview with
a ventriloquist dummy doing sign language. This game is not complicated.
We hate the Browns because they suck. They hate us
because they ain't us. They haven't won a regular season
game in Pittsburgh since I was in college. Use eight
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offensive linemen and see if you can give Rogers more
than half a blink an eye and maybe he can
throw it to the tight end. We're paying a million
dollars a snap too. You can get a good look
at a butcher's ass by sticking.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Your head up there. But would you'd rather take his
word for it?
Speaker 5 (13:48):
No?
Speaker 4 (13:49):
I mean you can get a look at a t
bile by sticking your head up a butcher. No, it's
gonna be your bowl.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
Look.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Just let the Browns Tommy boy this game talking on
Robert Woods, and take the Steelers to beat the Browns
for the twenty first time in a row, and have
a beer in their honor.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
There you go, take six for you.
Speaker 7 (14:09):
Here you the.
Speaker 8 (14:28):
Small town down living in alone. You way, He took
the midnight Trager.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
You have the city pad on and raise the south
to chair. He took the midnight Trager.
Speaker 9 (15:16):
A sin, a par of smoke, hair room, the snowline,
sheep of feud for small they can shed the nfety
goes on and on and on, and.
Speaker 8 (15:31):
Sat looking on.
Speaker 9 (15:37):
The cool about the side, sat in the night, see
lights lit the fall of my side, sid let.
Speaker 8 (16:12):
Looking all did my feel.
Speaker 10 (16:16):
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Speaker 9 (16:20):
And thank ol nice just LOI.
Speaker 8 (16:27):
Some are where some ds.
Speaker 9 (16:32):
Some of all just things means one a movie man.
Speaker 8 (16:38):
Go all and say where looking at the wood.
Speaker 9 (16:51):
Side, said.
Speaker 8 (16:59):
See my son, sun.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
Doll stap.
Speaker 8 (17:36):
All until that let's stay like the.
Speaker 7 (17:47):
Doll stap.
Speaker 9 (17:54):
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Speaker 13 (18:53):
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Speaker 1 (19:01):
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Speaker 2 (19:07):
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Speaker 14 (19:10):
Ladies and gentlemen, here we come right where the Ohio
River forges at the point Yins. That's where I'm pulling into,
of course, as we've covered many times over, but I'm
going to say it again right now. The only reason
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the entire state of Ohio was ever relevant in the
nineteenth century, prior or after was because of the mighty
Ohio running through it, providing industry and all the rest
of it a connection with the rest of these United
States and beyond. And of course, as I just mentioned,
the Ohio River forges right there and downtown Pittsburgh. How
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come Ohio gets to name it?
Speaker 13 (19:57):
Why want to reclaim that? After we defeat the brown
we celebrate by rebranding the Ohio River for all of time.
The only question is do we name it the Lemieux River,
the Me and Joe River.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
I'll say you, I like I like the Green River.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
Yeah, yeah, I like Joe the Green River.
Speaker 13 (20:15):
Yeah, that's what we should do. I love I love
the division.
Speaker 6 (20:20):
That we inhabit.
Speaker 13 (20:21):
It's the most incestuous in in our league, don't you think.
I mean, like how they Joe Flacco. They're just passing
around the old bones of Joe Flacco. They're just so
do they know their players outside the AFC North or
It's just like as if the assumption that they have
to pass they passed entire teams. Everybody remembers the Cleveland
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Browns you know, I don't know if I can uh,
if you guys, mind me very quickly with a brief
history lesson for every anybody just started watching football in
the last five minutes for thirty years, somewhere in that range.
But way back, believe it or not, everybody, the Cleveland
Browns were respectable. They were good because they were led
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by a guy named Paul Brown, and he was so
influential that the entire team was named after him. The
Cleveland Browns were named after Paul Brown. Then in the sixties,
Art Modell buys them and he says that, hey, Paul Brown,
you're out. And he says, well, you can't fire me.
The team's named after me. He's like, well, that's what
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I'm doing. So Paul Brown moves to Cincinnati and designs
the uniforms to be exactly like the Cleveland Browns, and
then he acts like a jerk and they never do
anything down there.
Speaker 7 (21:45):
But you know, he had his deal with the devil
and he got.
Speaker 13 (21:47):
It in the Cincinnati Bungals. Now, meantime, up in Cleveland,
the Browns turn into the Browns that we know them
to be. They don't hire Chuck Nole, son of Ohio
thirty five years old. They don't draft another son of
Ohio named Ben Roethlisberger. No, they wanted to have Kellen
Winslow junior. Then, after all of the Browns Browns in
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it up, Art Modell moves them to Baltimore and they
win two Super Bowls. Here's the question, who the hell
is that collection of people wearing orange and brown up
there in Cleveland now? Because it ain't the Browns. The
Brown's playing Baltimore? Are we watching? Who are the Who
are the Who are those people that are going to
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be in on the banks of the Three Rivers this Sunday?
You know, I thought, where's ice?
Speaker 6 (22:36):
We I want?
Speaker 13 (22:37):
I want, I d I want to know who these
people are? What are they rolling in here? We don't
know where these people came from. We don't know who
they are. They're calling themselves the Browns, but they're not
the Browns. The Browns are in Baltimore.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
They're the Browns cover band. It's like the Led Zeppelin experience.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Revisited.
Speaker 13 (23:01):
What are we do? Are are we in agreement that
we've had our struggles back and forth me and Bowman
on how to root for these Pittsburgh Steelers.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
But do we con I him, you're not allowed to
be negative during the game. I think we went over
that last week.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Well, I was just kind of just I mean, Dave,
but I've learned not to do that because he's very sensitive.
Speaker 13 (23:20):
That's what you've learned. How long have I known you?
You just figured out I'm a delicate flower, like like
that's like in twenty twenty five being like, you know what,
I'm starting to think that Cleveland Browns aren't that great.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
A France.
Speaker 13 (23:39):
The uh as I look at I mean like, yeah,
I'll bite my time if if if I feel any
negative emotions during the three hours in after shirt on Sunday.
But are we in agreement that as it lays out
now that the football gods whatever. I don't know what
the Baltimore Ravens flash Cleveland brown to Baltimore Purples did
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in the offseason to offend those sports guds they but
apparently they're angry at the Ravens and the Bungles are
now rolling with Joe Flacco and the Brons. Is the
Brons with Dylan Gabriel or should or whoever they end
up rolling out there for it? I feel like this
if the Steelers now split with the Ravens just in
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a vacuum. If they go one in one with the Ravens,
they should win the division. Now, if you think it
through right, I mean, the Ravens have a mighty hell
to overcome. If you just say that they're gonna split
with the Steelers, I mean they're gonna have to overcome
three plus games in that case.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Well, look, you know, the attrition of the early season
I thought would affect us more than other teams because
of Aaron Rodgers, right, and and an inexperienced offensive line.
So I thought we you know, my big concern was
can we get Aaron Rodgers through October, you know, and
through the North. But the big games in the North
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are at the end of the year. I mean those
two at Baltimore that is for the division. And you
have to take care of Cleveland and Cincinnati in succession
right now coming off by as they're both teams who
are just you know, enormously in flux, and.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
You got the early buy.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
This is if you don't take advantage of that, well
then I think their goose is cooked.
Speaker 13 (25:28):
I think Bauman, see, I'm glad you're criticizing now because
their game's not going on.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
You're exactly right criticism. This is little analysis. I'm sensitivity.
Speaker 13 (25:42):
I was strong. I don't. I don't. I don't play
the games you do. I don't understand this thing about
going at people. Ever, I'm a man of peace on this.
You know, baman pokes me with with with his with
his knives, I'd hand him back a flower. Don't understand
what he's trying to do. I think that you're right, Randy,
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that I think that these and you know, everybody has
to understand, including me, going into these because I'm all
set to get very frustrated and flummixed and and downright
despondent if they lose either of these of these two games.
But it happens every week. You're like, wait, that team
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be that team. Let's steal ourselves for that possibility that like,
what the hell? How did they lose to Dylan Gate?
How did they lose to Joe Flacco?
Speaker 1 (26:37):
How?
Speaker 6 (26:37):
You know it?
Speaker 13 (26:39):
It is very important based on what Randy just said
and where they are uh in this, they gotta get
these two games because then it gets heavy after that.
We've got to get to two and zero in the North. Then,
like I say, add in one win against the Ravens,
go one out of two against the Ravens, get the
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five hundred in the division, and then the mountain becomes
very difficult for the Ravens to catch them, no matter
what else happens, no matter how they as a as
the competition stiffens for for Rogers and Company, they're going
to take some l's here, so they we've got we
got to build up the surplus a wus right now,
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and I justly, especially because they're both in the North
against those two aforementioned ongoing punchlines from Ohio in Orange hats.
Let's win back to back games here. I think it's
really borderline essentially if you want to see the Steelers
win the division, which is which is wild that I
would never thought it in play because of the devastating
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amount of injuries that we have over there in charm City. Hey,
can I ask you a quick question before we before
we wrap it up here?
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Sure.
Speaker 13 (27:52):
My little boy, my eleven year old, came to me
a couple of days ago and asked me the greatest question.
And I couldn't believe it, and I so proud because
I finally knew he was mine. He said to me,
because it's the same sort of stupid question I like
ask people. He said to me, out of the blue,
potato or tomato? And I said, what do you mean?
And he said, you can only have one for the
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rest of your life. The other one is out for
the rest of your life. Which one is?
Speaker 4 (28:17):
This is easy?
Speaker 13 (28:18):
That was not easy. I know what you're doing.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
I gotta go potato, all right, you get no pizza.
Speaker 13 (28:26):
Ah, i'ming smart. Everybody needs jerks potato potato.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
You think it's through potato, it's tomato. It's not even close.
I mean you can go without potatoes or French fries
and stuff like that. Can you go without pasta with tomato?
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Sauce?
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Pizza? I mean like those change my answer those two
things alone.
Speaker 13 (28:53):
I'll give you one more. I'll give you one more
whether I can go on and on. But Randy already.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
Sawd this this this Pittsburgh riddle.
Speaker 13 (29:01):
Also barbecue, You're no more barbecue for you. What are
you gonna do without the sauce? And then people say.
Speaker 6 (29:08):
Dry rub, dry rub?
Speaker 13 (29:10):
Imagine how you would become a dry rub? How long
could you ride eating barbecue? Everybody else is sauce in
it up on their Ridge.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
You're like, I got the dry roup.
Speaker 13 (29:24):
And then people go like, well, you could still go
to Italian restaurants. So I like, enjoy your pacada for
from now till the end of time.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Cream sauce.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Yeah, no, no, thank you. No, I fell victim. I
was tricked.
Speaker 13 (29:42):
You see, you started criticizing that made us too early.
It was the game was still going Crawford, don't do that.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Okay, the Browns potato or a tomato.
Speaker 13 (29:53):
Wait, I'm trying to figure like I got this stupid
game we're playing now. They are a potato, right, and
this the tomato High's fifty seven high there going off
in the distance. State, that's as close as I'm gonna
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That's as good as it's gonna get for me.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
That's my clothes.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
That's a walk off.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
That's a costanza.
Speaker 6 (30:19):
I'm out.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
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than green Field and joining us now from Greenfield's Finest Podcast,
It is the one and only Mike Sidell.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
What's up, Mike?
Speaker 7 (31:05):
How are you?
Speaker 14 (31:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (31:07):
Yeah, Buddy oh Man good Man so today?
Speaker 15 (31:11):
Yeah, yeah, shout out the Aaron Rodgers. You know he
I talked to him occasionally. Jack missed out on that
Aaron Rodgers. We hang out a lot now since Jack
bailed on me. And you know, I don't need Jack
when I have Aaron Rodgers, So you know they're good.
How many touched up? How many touched on to Jack throw,
(31:31):
you know over in Dublin.
Speaker 6 (31:33):
None?
Speaker 15 (31:33):
So you know, I don't really need Jack for nothing.
You know, Look, I'm glad he got I'm glad. I'm
glad he got married and I had a kid and
started a family and ended our friendship. But great, great,
good for him. Yeah, it sounds like it final little
to hire me as a security guard. Thanks Jack, you know,
hired me a security guard, but kick me out of
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the friendship circle. You know, started a group chat without me.
I found out the other day. He said, was nothing personally.
I said, wait a minute, you got the original group chat,
but I'm not. But then you started a new one.
I'm the only one on in it. Why And he
was like, oh, there, we're just ye. Come on, dude,
I forgot you don't go out or nothing like that.
I said, it's like that now because I decided to
(32:17):
take on a sober lifestyle.
Speaker 6 (32:19):
I can't handle some jokes with my buds. Just start
a one new chat. What I mean, because I go sober?
I said, you know what, are you trying to push
me back to the bottle.
Speaker 15 (32:29):
I just don't drink right now? To get back in
African group chat, I said, loneliness number one trigger for relapse, Jack, Loneliness,
I said, right now, that's how I feel.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Oh I'm so sorry to hear this.
Speaker 4 (32:48):
So wait, is your is your gear Grander? Jack?
Speaker 6 (32:52):
It wasn't it is?
Speaker 15 (32:53):
Now I started thinking about them, and it's like I'm
missing It's like, you know, I'm dude, Like he's not.
He hasn't been able to do the podcast because he
does he has a family and he got you know,
he got this business and whatever. But like you know,
you know, and then it's just like, you know, he don't.
(33:15):
We're going into year five, which is a big year
for the podcast. You know, we're blowing up all over
the all over the Try neighborhood region and we're really breaking.
Speaker 6 (33:25):
And squirrel right now, and I could use this help,
you know what I mean. We're kicking indoors. We got
you know, we just picked up the Greenfield Senior Center.
Speaker 15 (33:33):
You know, he got like eight listeners there, and uh,
you know this thing's on the verge are taking off
and he's gonna miss out.
Speaker 6 (33:41):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he he don't. He don't even know he.
Speaker 15 (33:45):
He don't if he've seen Aaron Rodgers, Aaron wouldn't even
know who he is. Like, yeah, because Aaron hangs out
with me all the time now and stuff. And then like,
you know, he don't know Jack. I was like, he
was like, who's your buddy?
Speaker 6 (33:56):
Jack. I was like, don't worry about it, Aaron. We
started a group.
Speaker 15 (33:58):
Chat without him and Aaron Rodgers and Tomlin and Ben
Rothlisberger going around group chet. Jack, Well, a couple hot
hot strippers. Don't worry about us, Jack. We're doing just fine.
Speaker 7 (34:12):
I group chat.
Speaker 6 (34:13):
I mean, you keep your corny little group chat.
Speaker 15 (34:17):
Many golf by how you hit the ball in the
woods every time?
Speaker 6 (34:22):
Good for you, Jack paid off?
Speaker 4 (34:26):
Oh man?
Speaker 6 (34:28):
But by uh my one my one year ground here?
For real?
Speaker 13 (34:32):
Is this?
Speaker 15 (34:34):
I don't know if you guys noticed this. You can't
buy affordable water anywhere what I'm talking about.
Speaker 6 (34:39):
It's like bottled water.
Speaker 15 (34:41):
I'm I'm a like outside guy every day, I'm a
convenience store. I stopped there, grab a couple of waters.
Used to be able to afford that. Now I can't.
I'm like selling off parts of my like bitcoin and
stuff so I can buy waters.
Speaker 6 (34:53):
Then used to have like.
Speaker 15 (34:54):
These deer parks that were like three dollars. You could
drink one of them in a day. It was like
ninety ounces. All of a sudden, Cogos catches onto this.
Speaker 6 (35:02):
They don't have no more. They're not stalking. Oh we
didn't get them in. But we do have these nine
dollars avions that are thirty oss. And I'm like, who's
drinking them? The Kardashians, you know what I mean?
Speaker 15 (35:13):
Like, what do you got the real hot the real
hostwives of Winterburn Avenue coming in here and drinking water?
Speaker 6 (35:20):
I did gaus?
Speaker 15 (35:21):
What about the working guy, the city workers, all the
landscapers construct We ain't dear pork, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (35:27):
Nobody wants this.
Speaker 13 (35:28):
Have you gone?
Speaker 6 (35:29):
And even from here it's from France. You ain't even
get it out of here, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (35:33):
I think it's from north for sales.
Speaker 6 (35:35):
Yeah, I don't know where that's that. I mean, it's
somewhere past Turtle Creek. It's favoring in the same hemisphere.
Speaker 14 (35:44):
You know.
Speaker 6 (35:44):
You know who drinks that water, Jack because he's a
million But I'm like, dude, bring the dear pork back?
Speaker 15 (35:53):
Being resulta and then on a campaign, I sent him
emails like dude, bring it back, and I thought it
was just a cogos.
Speaker 6 (36:00):
I'm going around to other convenience stores. Everywhere is getting.
Speaker 15 (36:04):
Rid of the cheap waters and it's insane to me,
Like there used to be three dollar waters. I remember
a couple of years ago. You'd be like, three dollars
for water is crazy. Three dollars for water Now you
better have a cupon, you know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (36:17):
Ass nuts? What happened to Deer Park? Did it dry up? Like?
Speaker 13 (36:20):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (36:22):
The Deer Park? Like what are they doing they're trying
to get rid of all the deer.
Speaker 15 (36:26):
I don't know, maybe wasn't a deer fell when in
the lake, you know what I mean, going some men hoofs.
Speaker 6 (36:30):
And they went went in there and.
Speaker 15 (36:34):
In the water, and I ain't telling us, but I'm like, dude,
back it up with some cheap water. And then they
came out with it's basically Cogo's tapwater.
Speaker 6 (36:43):
It's Cogo's filtered water.
Speaker 15 (36:45):
So it's like, okay, this is bathroom sink water, and
you're trying to towards me ford dollars for this. Either
get this fancy water from France or bathroom water for
fort dollars thanks.
Speaker 6 (36:55):
I would just dihydrate on the side, you know what
I mean. Good thing. I'm friends with Aaron Rodgers. He
looks up liquid.
Speaker 15 (37:00):
Ivan Jackie getting on an end, kidding you, Jackie boy.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Oh dude, I'm so sorry to hear all this. This
is really depressing that about you and Jacket not having
the water. On top of that, it's affordable. This just
seems like things aren't going your way these days, Mike.
Speaker 6 (37:18):
They're on top of that. My old lady, she calls
me the other day and goes oh my. She was like, Oh,
you're gonna come home. There's this EDG.
Speaker 15 (37:25):
Giney documentary and I'm like, hey, Ganey, what did he
go on document what's he doing fixing bottles?
Speaker 6 (37:31):
Like, come on, what do they get the documentary by egg.
Speaker 15 (37:33):
Ganey for I'm like, I can't wait to see this,
Like people.
Speaker 6 (37:36):
Will be blowing up on him.
Speaker 15 (37:37):
It's gonna be not there's gonna be city employees stabbing
him in the back.
Speaker 6 (37:41):
It was ed Gane The serial Killers.
Speaker 15 (37:43):
And I get home and I'm like, you know what,
I can't handle one more serial killer documentary or I'm
gonna turn into one.
Speaker 6 (37:51):
Like I'm so sick.
Speaker 15 (37:52):
I was watching these like depressing seven episode things where
it comes down to dude had a terrible mother. It
was Jack from Roseanne and it's like the one part
of the scene it's so horrific.
Speaker 6 (38:05):
We're like she's dead.
Speaker 15 (38:06):
And they'd show her side profile and it looked like
she had a troll remember them trolls that were.
Speaker 6 (38:11):
Like bro pop, yeah, the hair, but she had a
troll cron.
Speaker 15 (38:16):
Iver because back in the nineteen tens, apparently there was
no razors, no way, like hey there business times theres
she had like it was like fraggle Rock was coming
out of I'm like, why someone like is that a joke?
Speaker 6 (38:32):
Like that looks like a little person trying to climb
my him? What's going on? Can this day get any worse?
Speaker 15 (38:38):
I spent I lost my friend jack I'm spending nineteen
dollars on water. I'm watching Jackie from Rosean's private parts
and she got like some kind of critter cron ivs
and I thought it Danny.
Speaker 6 (38:52):
It turns out to be Ed Dane. I was Ed
Daney's a seal killer.
Speaker 15 (38:56):
This sounds like an upbeat thing to watch after you
worked out in the rain all day.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
I'm like, you know, yeah, that's uh, that's quite a lot.
I mean, you know it was you know, pubic hair
was something that people didn't you know, there was no
shaving of pubic hair back then.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
It was just there.
Speaker 6 (39:19):
Yeah, there was no dude, Come.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
On, you can't say the half of what you just
said on the radio. I mean, this thing's gonna have
more beeps than our two D two.
Speaker 7 (39:36):
Oh.
Speaker 15 (39:40):
I told you there was no Ford play back then,
I'll leave it dead. There was no Ford play. And
then I go off to a really good prank, I
go on and give it tour, you can do this
AI thing and she's sorry, a new job, has some
text savvy friends now, and you could pretend like there's
a homeless guy in your house. So what it does
is like, honey, this homeless guy showed up on our porch.
(40:01):
And then they show you a picture of a guy
on your porch and you're.
Speaker 6 (40:04):
Like, oh my god, don't let him in.
Speaker 15 (40:06):
Well, next thing, you know, like the next picture, he's
on your couch and you're like freaking out, like what's
this dude? She made it because she walks with someone.
Now that's who it is, Lenny, the fake Vietnam veterans. Yeah,
he rolls, she walks, so they're like together and to
who's instead of like a couple of pictures together. So
(40:28):
she made Lenny like the guy on the porch said, look,
Lenny's on the porch. I'm never thinking, how do you
get up the steps in the wheelchair chair? But I'm
like he couldn't it did day unless he's a transformer,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (40:41):
So next thing, I know, like three scenes later, I'm like,
get him out of the house.
Speaker 15 (40:47):
Then they have Lenny like Lane on but the girl
couldn't figure out how to do it.
Speaker 6 (40:50):
Here's all I knew was fake.
Speaker 15 (40:51):
The girl couldn't figure out to get Lennie out of
the wheelchair. So Lenny was on our on our bed
in a wheelchair, just laying sideways, and I'm free, can
I at this point? And I realized that wait a minute,
and she I called her and then she was like
dying hysterically. And that was like at the day after
the ed Ganey all that I kind of needed that laugh,
(41:11):
you know what I Meanah, with a good old fashioned,
practical joke that the fakes Vietnam proan was in our host,
in our bed with her.
Speaker 6 (41:19):
Yet she was like, he asked me to rub his feet?
Is that weird? And I'm like, it's weird. It's Lanny,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (41:25):
His wheels off the bed.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
I'll tell you what would have been.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
I'll tell you what it would have been, real cruel,
Mike is iss You'd a had a picture of Jack
on your couch enjoying a beverage.
Speaker 15 (41:38):
Dude, if it would have been Jack, Aaron Rodgers, ed
Ganey and Lanny Ah, my host having the time of
her life talking about how great the city's going again.
Speaker 6 (41:50):
I'm out to staining her. No, it ain't just poddles everywhere.
Twenty fives over water. Who's about it?
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Mike Sidell from Greenfield's Finest Podcast, Would you got a
live show coming up?
Speaker 4 (42:01):
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (42:01):
Stand up again?
Speaker 6 (42:03):
I got?
Speaker 15 (42:03):
I actually, I got my next thing I got coming
up is next Thursday. I do bar Bingo at the
Butler Street, Derby from eight to ten.
Speaker 4 (42:10):
It's fun.
Speaker 15 (42:11):
You mean Jack's Bar, well a couple other people too,
So yeah, Jackie is port of the ownership and I
am an employee of jack so yes, Jack's my boss now.
Speaker 6 (42:25):
But yeah, I mean pre water Okay, nice, I've never
been chored for a water. Yeah, it just comes up.
Speaker 15 (42:37):
But yeah, that makes the ten. That's always a good time.
And I've been doing a loss so we got a
lot of bus tours and things like that. I got
some stuff, but it's not coming up till next month.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
All right, Well, keep us posted on that. Mike's side
from Greenfield's Finest Podcast. Mate, it's Aaron Rodgers' favorite podcast, folks,
Greenfield is shagri a lot to him Football Nirvana, Uh
and uh you can catch that podcast anywhere you stream
your favorite podcast.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
Thanks Man, great talking with you, Mike.
Speaker 6 (43:04):
Love you guys, Thank you.
Speaker 10 (43:06):
It's time for the Steelers Daily Report on DVE, brought
to you by Independence Health System, Expert Care here and
Steelers Pro Shop. Get it direct from the team at
Shop dot Steelers dot com. Here's Tom Opperman.
Speaker 16 (43:19):
The Steeler's got some good news on the injury front yesterday,
as it looks like reinforcements on the defensive side of
the ball will be arriving for the Browns game this Sunday.
Both Alex Highsmith and Joey Porter Junior were full participants
in practice Thursday, the second straight day of full participation
for Porter and a good sign that both gentlemen will
be back in game action this weekend. Porter has been
sidelined with a hamstring injury since exiting the team's season
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opener against the Jets in the first half. High Smith
has been sidelined since the team's home opener in week
two against Seattle, where he suffered an ankle injury. Even
though players have stepped up in big ways in both
Porter and Highsmith's absence, their return will provide a big boost.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
For the Steelers defense.
Speaker 4 (43:54):
It wasn't all good.
Speaker 16 (43:54):
News on the injury front, however, yesterday, as both Calvin
Austin and Jalen Ramsey did not participate in practice for
the second time this week, there was a very slim
chance either would be able to go for the game Sunday,
But without any practice reps thus far this week, you
can almost assuredly roll them both out, something that will become.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
Official after today's practice.
Speaker 16 (44:13):
Steelers Welcome to the Browns to akerschur Stadium to open
up AFC North Play this Sunday, kick off at one pm.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
I'm palm up from in with the Steelers report. With
nearly nine hundred positions and seventy three hundred employees, we
are the third largest health system in Western PENNSYL
It is time for our Pick six segment here on
the DV morning show. Bill and I each week go
through six games that we guarantee probably might possibly win
against the spread.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
By the way, let's.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Kick it off Dallas at Carolina. Carolina is getting three
and a half. The Cowboys and their vulgar octogenarian owner
Jerry Jones head to Carolina this weekend hoping to finger
the Carolina Panthers. Their obnoxious owner David Tepper, is hoping
to throw water on the Cowboys Super Bowl hopes, as
well as a few Cowboys fans sitting below his luxury
box as possible. And now you know, Jerry Jones was
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fined two hundred and fifty grand for flipping off fans
at MetLife Stadium last weekend and apologize saying he meant
to actually give a thumbs up but accidentally flip the bird,
which explains why you never got the job as Ebert's
co host on at the Movies, also explains why you're
so bad at hitchhiking. The Cowboys are on fire right now,
one of the leading offenses in the league, with Dak
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doing it through the air, Javonte Williams on the ground
after the Jets win in New Jersey, Jerry told them
both to go f themselves, then apologize and said I
meant great job, fellas. Look, Jerry's room at the Demensia
Double Tree might be almost ready for check in, but
a couple of his moves this offseason may have actually
worked out pretty good, one of them being signing Javonte
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Williams to a cheap one year contract after everyone thought
he was washed in Denver, and the Micah trade might
be working out in his favor. Replacement James Houston makes
forty one million less per year than Micah and has
more Saxon Parsons does right now, although Jerry might have
actually wanted to keep Micah but accidentally gave him the
middle finger instead of the okay sign. Who knows Ceedee
(01:39):
Lamb probably won't be bad, but if if Lamb lies down,
Pickins production has been anything but slim in his absence.
Old Shuba Hubbard is probably still in the injury cupboard
for Carolina, but former Cowboy Rico Dondal did in dilly
or dally for the Panthers last weekend. He did more
damage to the Dolphins than the and tuna industry. Running
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for two hundred and forty yards and adding twenty eight
through the air against Miami's no game defense, which is
why Carolina won last week in spite of Bryce Young,
who continues to prove that Heisman's don't translate into Lombardi's
in the NFL, especially when the Heisman Trophy looks like
a statue next to the guy that won it.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Small fellow Cowboys will have no problem lassoing these declaude Panthers.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Take Jerry's kids and lay the points next.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Cards at the Colts minus six and a half.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Colts are one of the surprise teams of the league
this season at four and one, and the Cardinals lost
three games last week. Their head coach, Jonathan Gannon was
fined one hundred thousand dollars for reacting appropriately.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
I mean, that play was so stupid it made.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
A very smart coach assault a man that could beat
the stuffing out of him. Just to make a point,
Gannon should hand deliver the one hundred thousand dollars check
to the NFL offices in New York and drop it
right before he walks in the.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
See how Goodell likes it.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Caleb Johnson is lucky he doesn't play on the Cardinals.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
I think Dannon would have gone full Mark.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Sanchez on him after he let that kickoff go into
the end zone. Both what I had to leave in
an ambulance. Meanwhile, Danny Dimes looks like a million bucks
in Indy. Jonathan Taylor leads the league in rushing, rushing
touchdowns and total touchdowns was seven.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
They have a young tight end from.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
PSU that is actually impactful receivers for days, and they
only have to use five offensive linemen.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
I'm jealous.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
I think this game has over written all over it.
Cardinals are good for twenty points. And even though Kyler
Murray can hang glide on a dorito and you can
see his feet on his driver's license, that man can
sling it, but you got to hand it to him
because he can't reach it. I mean a low snap
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hit him in the head last week. And they had
three turnovers on three drives and that helps the over two.
Cardinals can't blow a game that they're getting blown out in.
Take the Colts and put Kyler back in the cupboard
when you're done.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Next, Broncos at the Jets in London. Jets getting seven
and a half. The NFL Sending the Jets to London
to sell the game to Europeans is like sending someone
Limburger to try to.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Get them to like cheese. That's their introduction to the product.
They're just gonna.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Assume it all stinks that bad. The Broncos, on the
other hand, were sharper than Vermontchetter against the Eagles, and
it was all cream, cheese and Philly for Denver in
the second half, when coach Sean Payton showed some liberty
balls by going for two and the fourth to get
an eighteen to seventeen win against the defending champs. The
Broncos flew immediately to London after the game on Sunday,
and per the head coach, will have a quote no
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sight seeing.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Edict in effect.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Peyton reportedly told the team that the entire week leading
up to the game, they won't see London, they won't
see France any stressed, they won't see anyone under. The
Jets get to be the home team in this one,
and the team is promising to bring an authentic New
York Jets home game experience to the fans at London's
Tottenham's Furs Stadium, and it really does sound authentic. The
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Jets plan on bringing over a bunch of scalpers to
unload tickets for half of face value in the parking lot.
A gaggle of Staten Island Tony's will be on hand
to set fire to a Bonnix jersey while fireman Ed
desperately tries to stomp it out.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
And they also plan to pipe.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
In an indistinguishable mix of sulfur and sewage to walk
through the crowd for that authentic new jersey.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
In game experience.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
And if you think the air smells bad, we ne
get a whiff of the football team. First year coach
Aerin Glenn was supposed to restore order to the Fledge
League franchise, but that's like tasking someone with.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Fixing Britney Spears' social media profile.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
No matter how much you try to coach a better performance,
as soon as you turn your back, you just gotta
go live on Instagram, rip off her clothes and do
a Thorzine mombo with a set of steak knives. The
Jets front office currently involved in a messy multi person's
sex harassment scandal. Their last playoff winning quarterback got arrested
for doing his own knife dance in Indy last week,
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and now the team has to fly to London after
getting embarrassed at home. Jets owner Woody Johnson's ass has
to be chapped. Good news is he knows where to
get plenty of baby powder. Justin Fields, playing under his
fourth offensive coordinator in five years is more lost than
Christopher and Pauley in the Pine Barrens episode. And the
Broncos are celebrating their biggest wins in Super Bowl fifty.
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Like Megan Marco and the Royals, this one has no
chance of being close. On a positive note for the Jets,
at least, the English fans are already used to one
team finishing the game with a score of nil. Take
the Broncos there New yon Cooes next.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Lions at the Chiefs minus two and a half.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Despite the fact that both of the qbs in this
game look like they're battling lime disease, this match is
no lemon.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
It's got some juice.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Just because exhausted Ryan Gosling is going head to head
with trans Darlene from Rose doesn't mean that this isn't
potentially the best game of the week. I think it's
damn near panic button time for the Chiefs. I know
Ta Tay is superstitious, so she needs to knock on
Travis's wood. But that might not even be enough, so
she might even need to redo that song and make.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
It about wood.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
You click on the song and that picture that all
your worst friends sent you, the entire pandemic pops up.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
I think if she does that, it's a win win.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I mean, the Chiefs start winning games, and that version
of the song will single handedly make.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
That a double album.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
I guess technically it would have to be a double
handedly making it a double album, but you.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Get my point.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Because the Chiefs losing games early in the year is
kind of shocking, But even more shocking is that they're
getting called for penalties.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
What they have forty two flags this season.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
They had thirteen penalties for one hundred and nine yards
against the Jags.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
It's like the refs.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Are retroactively penalty the boring ass brand of football the
Chiefs play. It's the NFL equivalent of the trap, and
all of a sudden, the Chiefs can't close games out.
They couldn't stop that albino Avatar even when he fell
down twice on the same play, and it didn't help
that Chris Jones, a guy they're paying one hundred and
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fifty eight million dollars, just stood in the middle of
the field watching that pale centaur gallop into the end
zone like he was watching it on TV. Then he
deleted his social media. Good Raid, Cordell. The Lions looked
like the best team in the league right now. They
put thirty seven points on the Bengals and it looked
like they were running a live practice.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
The running back.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Was throwing tds to the tight end, which probably made
Arthur Smith's peep tingle. I think you just got to
make this one simple. Take the Lions or delete your account.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Next, Bengals at the Packers Packers minus fourteen and a half.
The Cincinnati Bengals roll into Green Bay. Newly acquired Joe
Flacco is their new starting quarterback, and you got to
hand it to him. The Bengals saw that their house
was on fire and said, quick, somebody.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Call an arsonist.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Flacco already beat the Packers this season with the Browns,
and if he can do it again on a second team,
he'll be the first quarterback to achieve that feat since
nineteen fifty, when both the Chargers and the Bills beat
the New York Titans behind starting quarterback Joe Flacco.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
He's old Jack com So in leaving Cleveland.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
In leaving Cleveland, both Flacco and the Bengals will no
longer be Browning as QB. Jake Browning moves to the
deuce slot, where he's not likely to throw as many interceptions,
but there's no guarantee he still won't account for a
couple somehow, because my god, he threw more picks than
Rick Nielsen on the Dream Police Tour.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Look, the Bengals are making a statement with this trade.
They want to.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Stay alive for a playoff Berth as long as they can,
you know, because Burrow is gonna come back and then
they can get him.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Killed all over again. But the Bengals had to do something.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Cheapskatee Bengals owner Mike Brown saw that half full stadium
watching Cooper Rush in Baltimore last weekend and thought, Jesus,
I'm not gonna sell any beer or diarrhea spaghetti with
this Browning puts at quarterback.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
I better do something drastic.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
So he reached deep in his pockets and paid the
pricey sum of a fifth round pick for a sixth
round pick to land Arp comeback player of the Year
Joe Flacco.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Kudos. Mike really mortgaged the future on this one.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
But all Cincinnati has to do is protect Flacco long
enough out of the shotgun to throw it to Chase
or Higgins, and that might actually work. Flacco might be
able to get this offense to move the ball a
bit against Green Bay so so secondary and fourteen and
a half is a lot of points.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
In the NFL.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Yes, the Bengals defense is bad enough that Central Catholic
could throw up twenty eight on him, and the Packers
are itching for a blowout at home for their fans.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
I love the over in this one, but.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
If I got to go against the spread, I'm not
giving anybody fourteen and a half points. With Chase in Higgins.
Ryan Chazero loved this one because it's going backdoor.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
I'm taking Flaco fourteen and a half.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Next the main event, Browns at Steelers minus five and
a half.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
After making the Emerald Owl look like a giant eagle.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
While the Steelers returned from.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Their home away from home to their home home from home.
Sitting atop the AFC North with the last QB standing
in the division. Aaron Rodgers, just like everybody predicted, he
might be over the hill, but he's still under center.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
Baby.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
He must have snuck off to Cork to do an
Irish prayer for health and kissed the Blarney stone because
the only thing he should really be passing at this
point in life is kidney stones. Aaron Rodgers didn't do
the Trinity College tour when the team was in Ireland
because he remembers when the Book of Kels first came.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Out, because he's old.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Sean Kemp, speaking of old fans at colleges, Dylan Gabriel
aka Tommy Callahan is heading down seventy six this weekend.
You know a lot of people go to college for
seven years. I know they're called doctors. Credit where credit
is due, though, this kid's This kid could have got
broiled in London and he didn't. The Browns is the Browns.
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So they lost the game that they could have won.
But they've done that every other game this season.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Look it up.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
You can't put that on the kid that sold a
half a million break pads.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
I put that on the coach, the GM and the owner.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
He is the forty first different starter since nineteen ninety nine.
To put it in context, the Steelers have had sixteen
different starters since nineteen ninety nine, and five of them
are since Big Ben retired. When Stefanski said this offseason
that he was getting off the QB carousel, I think
he meant just for a minute so he could throw
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up and get back on trade and rally. Boys, trade
and rally. But if Gabriel somehow leaves this game, you
won't see Shador Sanders. It hasn't been made official, but
Bailey Zappi is probably gonna leap frog him on the
depth chart, along with Dweezle, Moon Unit and Diva Muffin.
(13:08):
I can't wait to see Shador's locker room interview with
a ventriloquist dummy doing sign language. This game is not complicated.
We hate the Browns because they suck. They hate us
because they ain't us. They haven't won a regular season
game in Pittsburgh since I was in college. Use eight
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offensive linemen and see if you can give Rogers more
than half a blink an eye and maybe he can
throw it to the tight end. We're paying a million
dollars a snap too. You can get a good look
at a butcher's ass by sticking.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Your head up there. But would you'd rather take his
word for it?
Speaker 5 (13:48):
No?
Speaker 4 (13:49):
I mean you can get a look at a t
bile by sticking your head up a butcher. No, it's
gonna be your bowl.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
Look.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Just let the Browns Tommy boy this game talking on
Robert Woods, and take the Steelers to beat the Browns
for the twenty first time in a row, and have
a beer in their honor.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
There you go, take six for you.
Speaker 7 (14:09):
Here you the.
Speaker 8 (14:28):
Small town down living in alone. You way, He took
the midnight Trager.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
You have the city pad on and raise the south
to chair. He took the midnight Trager.
Speaker 9 (15:16):
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Speaker 8 (15:31):
Sat looking on.
Speaker 9 (15:37):
The cool about the side, sat in the night, see
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Speaker 8 (16:12):
Looking all did my feel.
Speaker 10 (16:16):
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Speaker 9 (16:20):
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Speaker 9 (16:32):
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Speaker 8 (16:38):
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Speaker 9 (16:51):
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Speaker 8 (16:59):
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Speaker 4 (17:31):
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Speaker 8 (17:36):
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Speaker 1 (19:01):
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Speaker 2 (19:07):
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Speaker 14 (19:10):
Ladies and gentlemen, here we come right where the Ohio
River forges at the point Yins. That's where I'm pulling into,
of course, as we've covered many times over, but I'm
going to say it again right now. The only reason
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the entire state of Ohio was ever relevant in the
nineteenth century, prior or after was because of the mighty
Ohio running through it, providing industry and all the rest
of it a connection with the rest of these United
States and beyond. And of course, as I just mentioned,
the Ohio River forges right there and downtown Pittsburgh. How
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come Ohio gets to name it?
Speaker 13 (19:57):
Why want to reclaim that? After we defeat the brown
we celebrate by rebranding the Ohio River for all of time.
The only question is do we name it the Lemieux River,
the Me and Joe River.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
I'll say you, I like I like the Green River.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
Yeah, yeah, I like Joe the Green River.
Speaker 13 (20:15):
Yeah, that's what we should do. I love I love
the division.
Speaker 6 (20:20):
That we inhabit.
Speaker 13 (20:21):
It's the most incestuous in in our league, don't you think.
I mean, like how they Joe Flacco. They're just passing
around the old bones of Joe Flacco. They're just so
do they know their players outside the AFC North or
It's just like as if the assumption that they have
to pass they passed entire teams. Everybody remembers the Cleveland
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Browns you know, I don't know if I can uh,
if you guys, mind me very quickly with a brief
history lesson for every anybody just started watching football in
the last five minutes for thirty years, somewhere in that range.
But way back, believe it or not, everybody, the Cleveland
Browns were respectable. They were good because they were led
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by a guy named Paul Brown, and he was so
influential that the entire team was named after him. The
Cleveland Browns were named after Paul Brown. Then in the sixties,
Art Modell buys them and he says that, hey, Paul Brown,
you're out. And he says, well, you can't fire me.
The team's named after me. He's like, well, that's what
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I'm doing. So Paul Brown moves to Cincinnati and designs
the uniforms to be exactly like the Cleveland Browns, and
then he acts like a jerk and they never do
anything down there.
Speaker 7 (21:45):
But you know, he had his deal with the devil
and he got.
Speaker 13 (21:47):
It in the Cincinnati Bungals. Now, meantime, up in Cleveland,
the Browns turn into the Browns that we know them
to be. They don't hire Chuck Nole, son of Ohio
thirty five years old. They don't draft another son of
Ohio named Ben Roethlisberger. No, they wanted to have Kellen
Winslow junior. Then, after all of the Browns Browns in
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it up, Art Modell moves them to Baltimore and they
win two Super Bowls. Here's the question, who the hell
is that collection of people wearing orange and brown up
there in Cleveland now? Because it ain't the Browns. The
Brown's playing Baltimore? Are we watching? Who are the Who
are the Who are those people that are going to
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be in on the banks of the Three Rivers this Sunday?
You know, I thought, where's ice?
Speaker 6 (22:36):
We I want?
Speaker 13 (22:37):
I want, I d I want to know who these
people are? What are they rolling in here? We don't
know where these people came from. We don't know who
they are. They're calling themselves the Browns, but they're not
the Browns. The Browns are in Baltimore.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
They're the Browns cover band. It's like the Led Zeppelin experience.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Revisited.
Speaker 13 (23:01):
What are we do? Are are we in agreement that
we've had our struggles back and forth me and Bowman
on how to root for these Pittsburgh Steelers.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
But do we con I him, you're not allowed to
be negative during the game. I think we went over
that last week.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Well, I was just kind of just I mean, Dave,
but I've learned not to do that because he's very sensitive.
Speaker 13 (23:20):
That's what you've learned. How long have I known you?
You just figured out I'm a delicate flower, like like
that's like in twenty twenty five being like, you know what,
I'm starting to think that Cleveland Browns aren't that great.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
A France.
Speaker 13 (23:39):
The uh as I look at I mean like, yeah,
I'll bite my time if if if I feel any
negative emotions during the three hours in after shirt on Sunday.
But are we in agreement that as it lays out
now that the football gods whatever. I don't know what
the Baltimore Ravens flash Cleveland brown to Baltimore Purples did
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in the offseason to offend those sports guds they but
apparently they're angry at the Ravens and the Bungles are
now rolling with Joe Flacco and the Brons. Is the
Brons with Dylan Gabriel or should or whoever they end
up rolling out there for it? I feel like this
if the Steelers now split with the Ravens just in
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a vacuum. If they go one in one with the Ravens,
they should win the division. Now, if you think it
through right, I mean, the Ravens have a mighty hell
to overcome. If you just say that they're gonna split
with the Steelers, I mean they're gonna have to overcome
three plus games in that case.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Well, look, you know, the attrition of the early season
I thought would affect us more than other teams because
of Aaron Rodgers, right, and and an inexperienced offensive line.
So I thought we you know, my big concern was
can we get Aaron Rodgers through October, you know, and
through the North. But the big games in the North
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are at the end of the year. I mean those
two at Baltimore that is for the division. And you
have to take care of Cleveland and Cincinnati in succession
right now coming off by as they're both teams who
are just you know, enormously in flux, and.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
You got the early buy.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
This is if you don't take advantage of that, well
then I think their goose is cooked.
Speaker 13 (25:28):
I think Bauman, see, I'm glad you're criticizing now because
their game's not going on.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
You're exactly right criticism. This is little analysis. I'm sensitivity.
Speaker 13 (25:42):
I was strong. I don't. I don't. I don't play
the games you do. I don't understand this thing about
going at people. Ever, I'm a man of peace on this.
You know, baman pokes me with with with his with
his knives, I'd hand him back a flower. Don't understand
what he's trying to do. I think that you're right, Randy,
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that I think that these and you know, everybody has
to understand, including me, going into these because I'm all
set to get very frustrated and flummixed and and downright
despondent if they lose either of these of these two games.
But it happens every week. You're like, wait, that team
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be that team. Let's steal ourselves for that possibility that like,
what the hell? How did they lose to Dylan Gate?
How did they lose to Joe Flacco?
Speaker 1 (26:37):
How?
Speaker 6 (26:37):
You know it?
Speaker 13 (26:39):
It is very important based on what Randy just said
and where they are uh in this, they gotta get
these two games because then it gets heavy after that.
We've got to get to two and zero in the North. Then,
like I say, add in one win against the Ravens,
go one out of two against the Ravens, get the
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five hundred in the division, and then the mountain becomes
very difficult for the Ravens to catch them, no matter
what else happens, no matter how they as a as
the competition stiffens for for Rogers and Company, they're going
to take some l's here, so they we've got we
got to build up the surplus a wus right now,
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and I justly, especially because they're both in the North
against those two aforementioned ongoing punchlines from Ohio in Orange hats.
Let's win back to back games here. I think it's
really borderline essentially if you want to see the Steelers
win the division, which is which is wild that I
would never thought it in play because of the devastating
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amount of injuries that we have over there in charm City. Hey,
can I ask you a quick question before we before
we wrap it up here?
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Sure.
Speaker 13 (27:52):
My little boy, my eleven year old, came to me
a couple of days ago and asked me the greatest question.
And I couldn't believe it, and I so proud because
I finally knew he was mine. He said to me,
because it's the same sort of stupid question I like
ask people. He said to me, out of the blue,
potato or tomato? And I said, what do you mean?
And he said, you can only have one for the
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rest of your life. The other one is out for
the rest of your life. Which one is?
Speaker 4 (28:17):
This is easy?
Speaker 13 (28:18):
That was not easy. I know what you're doing.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
I gotta go potato, all right, you get no pizza.
Speaker 13 (28:26):
Ah, i'ming smart. Everybody needs jerks potato potato.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
You think it's through potato, it's tomato. It's not even close.
I mean you can go without potatoes or French fries
and stuff like that. Can you go without pasta with tomato?
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Sauce?
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Pizza? I mean like those change my answer those two
things alone.
Speaker 13 (28:53):
I'll give you one more. I'll give you one more
whether I can go on and on. But Randy already.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
Sawd this this this Pittsburgh riddle.
Speaker 13 (29:01):
Also barbecue, You're no more barbecue for you. What are
you gonna do without the sauce? And then people say.
Speaker 6 (29:08):
Dry rub, dry rub?
Speaker 13 (29:10):
Imagine how you would become a dry rub? How long
could you ride eating barbecue? Everybody else is sauce in
it up on their Ridge.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
You're like, I got the dry roup.
Speaker 13 (29:24):
And then people go like, well, you could still go
to Italian restaurants. So I like, enjoy your pacada for
from now till the end of time.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Cream sauce.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Yeah, no, no, thank you. No, I fell victim. I
was tricked.
Speaker 13 (29:42):
You see, you started criticizing that made us too early.
It was the game was still going Crawford, don't do that.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Okay, the Browns potato or a tomato.
Speaker 13 (29:53):
Wait, I'm trying to figure like I got this stupid
game we're playing now. They are a potato, right, and
this the tomato High's fifty seven high there going off
in the distance. State, that's as close as I'm gonna
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That's as good as it's gonna get for me.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
That's my clothes.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
That's a walk off.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
That's a costanza.
Speaker 6 (30:19):
I'm out.
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Speaker 4 (31:05):
What's up, Mike?
Speaker 7 (31:05):
How are you?
Speaker 14 (31:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (31:07):
Yeah, Buddy oh Man good Man so today?
Speaker 15 (31:11):
Yeah, yeah, shout out the Aaron Rodgers. You know he
I talked to him occasionally. Jack missed out on that
Aaron Rodgers. We hang out a lot now since Jack
bailed on me. And you know, I don't need Jack
when I have Aaron Rodgers, So you know they're good.
How many touched up? How many touched on to Jack throw,
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you know over in Dublin.
Speaker 6 (31:33):
None?
Speaker 15 (31:33):
So you know, I don't really need Jack for nothing.
You know, Look, I'm glad he got I'm glad. I'm
glad he got married and I had a kid and
started a family and ended our friendship. But great, great,
good for him. Yeah, it sounds like it final little
to hire me as a security guard. Thanks Jack, you know,
hired me a security guard, but kick me out of
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the friendship circle. You know, started a group chat without me.
I found out the other day. He said, was nothing personally.
I said, wait a minute, you got the original group chat,
but I'm not. But then you started a new one.
I'm the only one on in it. Why And he
was like, oh, there, we're just ye. Come on, dude,
I forgot you don't go out or nothing like that.
I said, it's like that now because I decided to
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take on a sober lifestyle.
Speaker 6 (32:19):
I can't handle some jokes with my buds. Just start
a one new chat. What I mean, because I go sober?
I said, you know what, are you trying to push
me back to the bottle.
Speaker 15 (32:29):
I just don't drink right now? To get back in
African group chat, I said, loneliness number one trigger for relapse, Jack, Loneliness,
I said, right now, that's how I feel.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Oh I'm so sorry to hear this.
Speaker 4 (32:48):
So wait, is your is your gear Grander? Jack?
Speaker 6 (32:52):
It wasn't it is?
Speaker 15 (32:53):
Now I started thinking about them, and it's like I'm
missing It's like, you know, I'm dude, Like he's not.
He hasn't been able to do the podcast because he
does he has a family and he got you know,
he got this business and whatever. But like you know,
you know, and then it's just like, you know, he don't.
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We're going into year five, which is a big year
for the podcast. You know, we're blowing up all over
the all over the Try neighborhood region and we're really breaking.
Speaker 6 (33:25):
And squirrel right now, and I could use this help,
you know what I mean. We're kicking indoors. We got
you know, we just picked up the Greenfield Senior Center.
Speaker 15 (33:33):
You know, he got like eight listeners there, and uh,
you know this thing's on the verge are taking off
and he's gonna miss out.
Speaker 6 (33:41):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he he don't. He don't even know he.
Speaker 15 (33:45):
He don't if he've seen Aaron Rodgers, Aaron wouldn't even
know who he is. Like, yeah, because Aaron hangs out
with me all the time now and stuff. And then like,
you know, he don't know Jack. I was like, he
was like, who's your buddy?
Speaker 6 (33:56):
Jack. I was like, don't worry about it, Aaron. We
started a group.
Speaker 15 (33:58):
Chat without him and Aaron Rodgers and Tomlin and Ben
Rothlisberger going around group chet. Jack, Well, a couple hot
hot strippers. Don't worry about us, Jack. We're doing just fine.
Speaker 7 (34:12):
I group chat.
Speaker 6 (34:13):
I mean, you keep your corny little group chat.
Speaker 15 (34:17):
Many golf by how you hit the ball in the
woods every time?
Speaker 6 (34:22):
Good for you, Jack paid off?
Speaker 4 (34:26):
Oh man?
Speaker 6 (34:28):
But by uh my one my one year ground here?
For real?
Speaker 13 (34:32):
Is this?
Speaker 15 (34:34):
I don't know if you guys noticed this. You can't
buy affordable water anywhere what I'm talking about.
Speaker 6 (34:39):
It's like bottled water.
Speaker 15 (34:41):
I'm I'm a like outside guy every day, I'm a
convenience store. I stopped there, grab a couple of waters.
Used to be able to afford that. Now I can't.
I'm like selling off parts of my like bitcoin and
stuff so I can buy waters.
Speaker 6 (34:53):
Then used to have like.
Speaker 15 (34:54):
These deer parks that were like three dollars. You could
drink one of them in a day. It was like
ninety ounces. All of a sudden, Cogos catches onto this.
Speaker 6 (35:02):
They don't have no more. They're not stalking. Oh we
didn't get them in. But we do have these nine
dollars avions that are thirty oss. And I'm like, who's
drinking them? The Kardashians, you know what I mean?
Speaker 15 (35:13):
Like, what do you got the real hot the real
hostwives of Winterburn Avenue coming in here and drinking water?
Speaker 6 (35:20):
I did gaus?
Speaker 15 (35:21):
What about the working guy, the city workers, all the
landscapers construct We ain't dear pork, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (35:27):
Nobody wants this.
Speaker 13 (35:28):
Have you gone?
Speaker 6 (35:29):
And even from here it's from France. You ain't even
get it out of here, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (35:33):
I think it's from north for sales.
Speaker 6 (35:35):
Yeah, I don't know where that's that. I mean, it's
somewhere past Turtle Creek. It's favoring in the same hemisphere.
Speaker 14 (35:44):
You know.
Speaker 6 (35:44):
You know who drinks that water, Jack because he's a
million But I'm like, dude, bring the dear pork back?
Speaker 15 (35:53):
Being resulta and then on a campaign, I sent him
emails like dude, bring it back, and I thought it
was just a cogos.
Speaker 6 (36:00):
I'm going around to other convenience stores. Everywhere is getting.
Speaker 15 (36:04):
Rid of the cheap waters and it's insane to me,
Like there used to be three dollar waters. I remember
a couple of years ago. You'd be like, three dollars
for water is crazy. Three dollars for water Now you
better have a cupon, you know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (36:17):
Ass nuts? What happened to Deer Park? Did it dry up? Like?
Speaker 13 (36:20):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (36:22):
The Deer Park? Like what are they doing they're trying
to get rid of all the deer.
Speaker 15 (36:26):
I don't know, maybe wasn't a deer fell when in
the lake, you know what I mean, going some men hoofs.
Speaker 6 (36:30):
And they went went in there and.
Speaker 15 (36:34):
In the water, and I ain't telling us, but I'm like, dude,
back it up with some cheap water. And then they
came out with it's basically Cogo's tapwater.
Speaker 6 (36:43):
It's Cogo's filtered water.
Speaker 15 (36:45):
So it's like, okay, this is bathroom sink water, and
you're trying to towards me ford dollars for this. Either
get this fancy water from France or bathroom water for
fort dollars thanks.
Speaker 6 (36:55):
I would just dihydrate on the side, you know what
I mean. Good thing. I'm friends with Aaron Rodgers. He
looks up liquid.
Speaker 15 (37:00):
Ivan Jackie getting on an end, kidding you, Jackie boy.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Oh dude, I'm so sorry to hear all this. This
is really depressing that about you and Jacket not having
the water. On top of that, it's affordable. This just
seems like things aren't going your way these days, Mike.
Speaker 6 (37:18):
They're on top of that. My old lady, she calls
me the other day and goes oh my. She was like, Oh,
you're gonna come home. There's this EDG.
Speaker 15 (37:25):
Giney documentary and I'm like, hey, Ganey, what did he
go on document what's he doing fixing bottles?
Speaker 6 (37:31):
Like, come on, what do they get the documentary by egg.
Speaker 15 (37:33):
Ganey for I'm like, I can't wait to see this,
Like people.
Speaker 6 (37:36):
Will be blowing up on him.
Speaker 15 (37:37):
It's gonna be not there's gonna be city employees stabbing
him in the back.
Speaker 6 (37:41):
It was ed Gane The serial Killers.
Speaker 15 (37:43):
And I get home and I'm like, you know what,
I can't handle one more serial killer documentary or I'm
gonna turn into one.
Speaker 6 (37:51):
Like I'm so sick.
Speaker 15 (37:52):
I was watching these like depressing seven episode things where
it comes down to dude had a terrible mother. It
was Jack from Roseanne and it's like the one part
of the scene it's so horrific.
Speaker 6 (38:05):
We're like she's dead.
Speaker 15 (38:06):
And they'd show her side profile and it looked like
she had a troll remember them trolls that were.
Speaker 6 (38:11):
Like bro pop, yeah, the hair, but she had a
troll cron.
Speaker 15 (38:16):
Iver because back in the nineteen tens, apparently there was
no razors, no way, like hey there business times theres
she had like it was like fraggle Rock was coming
out of I'm like, why someone like is that a joke?
Speaker 6 (38:32):
Like that looks like a little person trying to climb
my him? What's going on? Can this day get any worse?
Speaker 15 (38:38):
I spent I lost my friend jack I'm spending nineteen
dollars on water. I'm watching Jackie from Rosean's private parts
and she got like some kind of critter cron ivs
and I thought it Danny.
Speaker 6 (38:52):
It turns out to be Ed Dane. I was Ed
Daney's a seal killer.
Speaker 15 (38:56):
This sounds like an upbeat thing to watch after you
worked out in the rain all day.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
I'm like, you know, yeah, that's uh, that's quite a lot.
I mean, you know it was you know, pubic hair
was something that people didn't you know, there was no
shaving of pubic hair back then.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
It was just there.
Speaker 6 (39:19):
Yeah, there was no dude, Come.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
On, you can't say the half of what you just
said on the radio. I mean, this thing's gonna have
more beeps than our two D two.
Speaker 7 (39:36):
Oh.
Speaker 15 (39:40):
I told you there was no Ford play back then,
I'll leave it dead. There was no Ford play. And
then I go off to a really good prank, I
go on and give it tour, you can do this
AI thing and she's sorry, a new job, has some
text savvy friends now, and you could pretend like there's
a homeless guy in your house. So what it does
is like, honey, this homeless guy showed up on our porch.
(40:01):
And then they show you a picture of a guy
on your porch and you're.
Speaker 6 (40:04):
Like, oh my god, don't let him in.
Speaker 15 (40:06):
Well, next thing, you know, like the next picture, he's
on your couch and you're like freaking out, like what's
this dude? She made it because she walks with someone.
Now that's who it is, Lenny, the fake Vietnam veterans. Yeah,
he rolls, she walks, so they're like together and to
who's instead of like a couple of pictures together. So
(40:28):
she made Lenny like the guy on the porch said, look,
Lenny's on the porch. I'm never thinking, how do you
get up the steps in the wheelchair chair? But I'm
like he couldn't it did day unless he's a transformer,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (40:41):
So next thing, I know, like three scenes later, I'm like,
get him out of the house.
Speaker 15 (40:47):
Then they have Lenny like Lane on but the girl
couldn't figure out how to do it.
Speaker 6 (40:50):
Here's all I knew was fake.
Speaker 15 (40:51):
The girl couldn't figure out to get Lennie out of
the wheelchair. So Lenny was on our on our bed
in a wheelchair, just laying sideways, and I'm free, can
I at this point? And I realized that wait a minute,
and she I called her and then she was like
dying hysterically. And that was like at the day after
the ed Ganey all that I kind of needed that laugh,
(41:11):
you know what I Meanah, with a good old fashioned,
practical joke that the fakes Vietnam proan was in our host,
in our bed with her.
Speaker 6 (41:19):
Yet she was like, he asked me to rub his feet?
Is that weird? And I'm like, it's weird. It's Lanny,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (41:25):
His wheels off the bed.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
I'll tell you what would have been.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
I'll tell you what it would have been, real cruel,
Mike is iss You'd a had a picture of Jack
on your couch enjoying a beverage.
Speaker 15 (41:38):
Dude, if it would have been Jack, Aaron Rodgers, ed
Ganey and Lanny Ah, my host having the time of
her life talking about how great the city's going again.
Speaker 6 (41:50):
I'm out to staining her. No, it ain't just poddles everywhere.
Twenty fives over water. Who's about it?
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Mike Sidell from Greenfield's Finest Podcast, Would you got a
live show coming up?
Speaker 4 (42:01):
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (42:01):
Stand up again?
Speaker 6 (42:03):
I got?
Speaker 15 (42:03):
I actually, I got my next thing I got coming
up is next Thursday. I do bar Bingo at the
Butler Street, Derby from eight to ten.
Speaker 4 (42:10):
It's fun.
Speaker 15 (42:11):
You mean Jack's Bar, well a couple other people too,
So yeah, Jackie is port of the ownership and I
am an employee of jack so yes, Jack's my boss now.
Speaker 6 (42:25):
But yeah, I mean pre water Okay, nice, I've never
been chored for a water. Yeah, it just comes up.
Speaker 15 (42:37):
But yeah, that makes the ten. That's always a good time.
And I've been doing a loss so we got a
lot of bus tours and things like that. I got
some stuff, but it's not coming up till next month.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
All right, Well, keep us posted on that. Mike's side
from Greenfield's Finest Podcast. Mate, it's Aaron Rodgers' favorite podcast, folks,
Greenfield is shagri a lot to him Football Nirvana, Uh
and uh you can catch that podcast anywhere you stream
your favorite podcast.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
Thanks Man, great talking with you, Mike.
Speaker 6 (43:04):
Love you guys, Thank you.
Speaker 10 (43:06):
It's time for the Steelers Daily Report on DVE, brought
to you by Independence Health System, Expert Care here and
Steelers Pro Shop. Get it direct from the team at
Shop dot Steelers dot com. Here's Tom Opperman.
Speaker 16 (43:19):
The Steeler's got some good news on the injury front yesterday,
as it looks like reinforcements on the defensive side of
the ball will be arriving for the Browns game this Sunday.
Both Alex Highsmith and Joey Porter Junior were full participants
in practice Thursday, the second straight day of full participation
for Porter and a good sign that both gentlemen will
be back in game action this weekend. Porter has been
sidelined with a hamstring injury since exiting the team's season
(43:39):
opener against the Jets in the first half. High Smith
has been sidelined since the team's home opener in week
two against Seattle, where he suffered an ankle injury. Even
though players have stepped up in big ways in both
Porter and Highsmith's absence, their return will provide a big boost.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
For the Steelers defense.
Speaker 4 (43:54):
It wasn't all good.
Speaker 16 (43:54):
News on the injury front, however, yesterday, as both Calvin
Austin and Jalen Ramsey did not participate in practice for
the second time this week, there was a very slim
chance either would be able to go for the game Sunday,
But without any practice reps thus far this week, you
can almost assuredly roll them both out, something that will become.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
Official after today's practice.
Speaker 16 (44:13):
Steelers Welcome to the Browns to akerschur Stadium to open
up AFC North Play this Sunday, kick off at one pm.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
I'm palm up from in with the Steelers report. With
nearly nine hundred positions and seventy three hundred employees, we
are the third largest health system in Western PENNSYL
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