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Speaker 1 (00:00):
In the back of his car back in the day.
You know, do you guys remember that at all?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It was a thing where people would put like a
bunch of different baseball caps. Oh, signified the breadth of
your personality.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
I guess, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
I wanted to stack like really tightly folded jens, like
at the department store on there, just to confront people
with the hats, like you got clothes, I got closed
if we all, I thought that was where we put clothes.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Now socks, I have socks. Those are decorative, don't touch.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Yeah, it's uh, it's interesting whenever somebody chooses to decorate,
you know, their car with a lot of I'm you know,
sometimes I'm wary. Sometimes my child will see, like, you know,
an adult with their car that's covered in anime and
Hello Kitty.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
She's like, hey, look it's a Hello Kitty car.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
And I'm like, if you ever see an adult with
Hello Kitty all over their car, you go nowhere near
that car.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Randy Bellman and the DV Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Bailey Gardella is joining us live from Las Angeles this morning.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Now.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
The reason he started talking about that conversation about the
hat museum that my dad used to have in his car.
Was because that jeep owners across the country have ducks.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Well, duckies, duckies.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
I've been saying that let's stop them.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Well, what is it? The bottom of it.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
We got to the bottom of it. It doesn't didn't
take a lot of investigation. There's a Facebook page that
was started. There was a woman who started this movement
maybe ten years ago or maybe not quite that long ago,
because she was.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Having a bad day one day.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Somebody had basically like you know, confronted her and it's like,
you know, just one of those road rage things, and
she was upset, and so she decided that she was
going to pay forward goodwill and she put a little
ducky on another jeep that she saw next to hers,
and some big burly guy was in the jeep and
he got out and she probably expected him to be,
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you know, as harascable as the last person, and instead
he was like, that's adorable.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
What does that mean?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
And so she started a Facebook page at it, and
then it just took off and now all of these
jeep owners have rows of ducks in their car.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
I've seen it. I've seen it in action. I've seen
people with like thirty of them on their dashboards. All right, whatever, man,
whatever's making anybody feel good today, I think we should
probably hold.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yeah, dude, the guy from Grandpa's Candy down in Cannonsburg,
he put huge ducks all over Cannonsburg, on the roofs
of everything in downtown Cannonsburg. So when you drive through Cannonsburg,
now you know that huge inflatable ducticket. Yeah, but miniature
versions of that that are like fifteen feet high are
on top of all of the buildings right now, all
the buildings.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Yeah, when they're shifting through history in about seventy five
years and they're going what was it that took them down,
they're going to go, well, it was this stupid phone.
Took them out of art, took them out of music,
took their attention span, took their thought process, took their memory,
took their kindness, took everything.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
But look, somebody left us.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
A nice I know you're gonna say, the stories would
go what took them down?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
And you're gonna go the docks.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Ducks got him.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
They came obsessed with ducks. The next thing, you know,
it's all they could talk about. You can take about
all their energy went into ducks. They weren't and themselves.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
They did they trade them like I know that.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
I've seen the lineup that goes clear across the dash.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Did they ever trade? I think they did. That's the
whole deal.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Oh, that is the whole My od would not allow
that though, because I would have to have ducks in
order of size. I would have to have them grouped
together by color. I wouldn't be able to manage all that.
I couldn't just throw random ducks that we need order.
Ye could have ducks all well, we know we I dried.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
My car too much like a Formula one ducks rolling
all over the place like I don't how much sticky do.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
You got to make them?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (03:59):
Something up and I spilled my coffee. I'll swerve one
of them ducks. You'll get under my accelerator pedal and
then my brake pedal. And that's a Columbo episode.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
I'm going off. Excuse me, it's impossible, and be with me.
Where did you get those ducks? Show?
Speaker 5 (04:19):
I've been looking for one for my foot dollars.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Where do you get those little ducks? That's the weird.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Thing is that like they kind of sell them in
Chosky stores and all over the place. Yeah, but like
you know, obviously Jeep, knowing this is happening, you can
you can buy them in truck stops and everywhere else.
And it's I don't know if they're all like separate
like brand names or something. I'm sure that there's probably
some like Chinese ducks that you don't want in there
because they're made with toxic materials. It's just something to consider,
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you know what, like a toddler.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
In your car. The Covid ducks. Those docks are straight
from wu Hon. Don't get those famously the dead touch
him ducks.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
They got disease dogs.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Yeah, that's the crane line from the always said yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
And now, now and now. For two hours from now,
there'll be a couple of Instagrams and some kid talking
into a dumb furry mic that's an inch wide and
inch from his face, talking about the duck conspiracy. And
then some nuts are going to follow that because we're
completely uneducated anymore, and then this will be what takes
us time. That's it, We're done.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
I guess I'll go right now.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
Yeah I can't, I can't even look. I can you
touch one thing you're done for I looked at a
UFO thing. Everybody's the UFOs. You're all coming to a
one five of spaceship or what I listen, folks, Okay,
let me clear up the alien thing for you. Okay,
they're not coming here, all right, they're leaving. Look at
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her as the Florida of the universe. It's fun to
go for a while. That's a little dangerous. We're just
gonna get our stuff and go. They're waiting on their ruber.
They're Yeah, there's horrible tales like they go, like, do
you hear what happened to Freddy went down there to
give him the cure to cancer? What did they do?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
What?
Speaker 5 (06:16):
I got at him? And they painted him? He's on
a putt put car something. We can't talk to those people.
They're barbarians.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
They're staring at ducks. They're screwed.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
Yeah, they got ducks everywhere.
Speaker 7 (06:31):
In the front of the spaceship, across theboard. Yeah, that's
the one thing they liked. I'll tell you one good
thing they do have going on Gork Nice ducks.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
They got nice duck. While they're packing up, I'm gonna
ask him if I can go my nervous system. Can't
take this world no more. I'll beat a comic on
the spaceship on the lounge. Where are you from? University from?
I was in Mars last week. Let me tell you, how.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Do you guys meet telepathy?
Speaker 5 (07:09):
He shut the light off.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
He's always giving you the light. He just told his
finger up. You ran the finger twice last week.
Speaker 8 (07:20):
But we gotta tell you, well.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Well, look, you know, even the Steelers win didn't get
you in and and then you know, out of your
existential funk, you had to be a little bit happy
about smacking the Browns down last Sunday.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Yeah, you know, it always feels good to beat the Browns.
You know, you know, I still I'm still not convinced
just yet, but the defense is starting to come together.
Offensive line looked pretty good. I like the fact that
gain Well and Warren are a great They're becoming a
great one two punch. And uh, you know, I'm just
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very cautiously optimistic. That's where I'm staying good.
Speaker 9 (08:05):
You know.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
Think around right around Thanksgiving, I'll put my official stamp
on whether I think we've got something.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
He reserved, Yeah, the right to change your mind here, Yes.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
I say Thanksgiving is when you really know, all right,
we're either headed in the right direction and there's hope
in the blast furnace, or we stink.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
They're second seated in the AC right now, the Cults
at five and one and the Steelers at four and one,
and neither one of those teams I think are like,
you know, best of the batch caliber.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Yet well, I just like I said, the league is
so weird, and you could tell by my gambling picks
this year that nothing makes sense. But again, we beat
Carson Wentz, we beat the Jets, we beat New England
before it had its moment with Buffalo. So and we'll
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be clear, I don't I don't know yet.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
You know, Jerry's still out.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
I think was like this when whenever anybody was trying
to have them toot their own horn, Deshaun Elliott shot
all that down and he said, hey man, last year,
we were we were running hot, we were flying high,
and then we crapped the bed.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
He literally said that, And.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
That's what happened. We were beautiful until December and we
faced some heavy caliber teams and then you know, Russell
Wilson just made a mess all over the field. So
that shaying it politely, but yeah, so what just I'm
cautiously optimistic. You know we're in October.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Abbie's got a quick news update for you right now.
What's going on, Abbey, Hi, Billy news.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
This hour is brought to you by Better Call Side
Sunshine today high of seventy. We were kind of talking
about toys early this hour, and I'm gonna stick with
that because turning toys.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
Toys for the young listeners are hysical objects you could
go and play with and you would engage what was
called your imagination and then that nothing else does and
it actually brings you good.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Billy.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Yesterday, my child, my child did not have school yesterday, Billy,
and I was trying to my mind because there was
a lot of and well, and.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
They want the iPad, they want the robe blocks.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
It's not even that. It was that and Bill, and
you have always come to me from the future. She
was she expected an itinerary from me.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
I got.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
She was like, she said, do we have plans today?
And I said, you do not have plans today.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
I have work.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
I will be working. And she said, what do you
want me to do? And I said, literally anything that
you want. Look at this house, like, do anything.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
That you want? She said, why have the build a
Bear gift card? And I went, do you have a car?
How are you going to use that?
Speaker 4 (11:00):
I'm like, what do you want to do?
Speaker 2 (11:01):
I'm like, it looks like you're in pajamas to me,
put clothes on and go knock on some doors.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
I don't care what you do, just do something like.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
But it was the same thing.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
I was like, you have toys. Why do you have toys?
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Like?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
I don't understand.
Speaker 5 (11:17):
I toldy I was full Pittsburgh Dad.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I was losing my mind.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
That's right. Go play with your toys.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Play with your toys.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Why do you have them?
Speaker 10 (11:26):
All?
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Right?
Speaker 4 (11:27):
So, turning toys and games into fictional properties is tricky
because sometimes.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Uh, you get Barbie. But it'll be interesting to see
how this one turns out.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
There is a live action series in the works that
is based on Mattel's Magic eight Ball, and it is
being developed and directed by m Night Shamal On.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
What I don't.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
He's gonna just make it all spooky.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
It's comby spooky.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
Apparently, you know what, they should have a Pittsburgh spell
eight Paul. So when you shake it up, you ask
you a question, flabby. If she asked you what to do?
It comes up? Have a coolkie, a cool cool.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Cool cooky, what's wrong with you?
Speaker 5 (12:24):
And then if I shake it up, Come on, guys,
Brandy shakes it up. Some fact that no one's ever
heard comes up and it's about a paragraph long.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Useless. He knows that he knows useless information. Fine, toys, man,
It's fine.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
Fine, that's fine, that's fine, fine, fine, fine, and fine,
you're fine, fine, fine man. You know I love toys.
You know what, I still got a I bought a
bunch of silly things out here, and I kept a
few from Will's childhood. Like I got to layout of
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our most important hot wheels. There's six of them. There's
the DeLorean from Back to the Future. There's the original
James Bond asketon Martin, the sixties Batmobile, the Keaton Batmobile,
the Walk five. You know, Oh yeah, I got to
have little reminders of those magical times.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
You do actually got hot wheels.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
That's actually another toy that they are in development to
make a show from. Like Mattel has fifteen or more
of their properties, if you will, that are being developed
for big or small screen debuts and hot wheels is
one of them.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
When we were playing with our hot wheels on Harrison Avenue,
there was a great little dirt patch by this big
tree that's on the street, and that's where we would
dig our roads and you know, do our inventory. But
I always had one hot wheel I would not put
in the dirt. I think I knew I was a
car nut back then. But there's a there's a hot
wheel called the Roger Dodger that's got a big blower
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on the hood and it's a big seventies hot rod,
and I would not pull that out of the box
to go. That one never won in the dirt. I
didn't want no dirt on it. That was my show car.
That was my That was the house car, because that's
that's kitchen floor only. That's that's that's linoleum or nothing.
Don't dude, do you know how much that's going for
(14:29):
right now online? Vintage Hotel Redline Roger Dodger in pristine condition,
twinety five dollars. Wow, I have three of them, you
can three. I got a purple one, I got a
black one, and I got the gold reissue signed by
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Jay Leno.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Wow, dude, A bit of a you know, it's a plus.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
It's plumb colored and the duc there's some that are
bank there's there's some that are banged up and those
are still going for eighty five, like the paint is
off of them and stuff.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
You know that I got on one Will Will sent
me this, uh, this this cat on YouTube who literally
restores hot wheels like they look like they're in the
washing machine and bang gun and this guy like in
speed to paint job, breaks breaks, it takes them the
whole thing, the whole and like they're pristine when they're done. Well,
I wasted about twelve hours of my life on that's
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watching them rebuild hot wheels. I'm not I got. I
don't have enough time left in my life to death scroll.
Do you understand I got? Yeah, I'm on the clock now,
four and eight hours of screen time scaring me.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
You're doing fine. I think it's pretty funny though.
Speaker 8 (15:50):
You're watching videos of people putting hot wheels on blocks
and doing paint jobs.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
And well, it's much better than people trying to figure
out what's happening with science. I can tell you that.
So I'm just going to stick awheel.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Well, if you're not feeling good. Just stare at a
duck for a while, all right, you stare at a doc.
That's the meditation you need right there.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
I mean some ducks today. Bill, I don't think I
don't think you're a real parent until you've shredded the
bottom of your feet on a lego block and a
hot wheel. That's that's like. That's like when it's like
when Kui Ching King had to walk across the hot
coals and kung fu. You have to. That's your right
as a parent, that's your right of passage. You have
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to step on some stuff that cuts your feet going
through the bedroom at like five am, and then be
quiet so you don't wait to kid up. So you
have to hold that inner scream in Yeah, that's that's
the one. That's the parents scream I'm talking about right there.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
That has to be the quickest elicitation of the F
bomb there is stepping on a leg.
Speaker 5 (16:58):
It rolls the the F and the F bomb rolls
from your foot to your mouth and you got a holding.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Billy Guardells, who does live from Los Angeles. Mike joins
us next DVE.
Speaker 10 (17:16):
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Speaker 1 (17:46):
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Speaker 2 (17:56):
For twenty twenty five, iHeartRadio Mike Pursuda joining us. This
is Billy Gardell's live in Los Angeles, California, here on
the DV morning show.
Speaker 9 (18:05):
Sports I brought to you by Bridgevillepliance. One of the
things the Steelers are probably going to have to deal
with Thursday night in Cincinnati is Joe Flacco and Jamar
Chase making it up as they go along here and there.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Drawing it up in the sand.
Speaker 9 (18:21):
Those two hooked up on a touchdown pass late in
the Bengals loss in Green Bay on Sunday. It was
twenty four to ten Packers with four seventeen remaining, fourth
and five from the nineteen yard line. We've talked today
about how Jamar Chase made a phenomenal catch. He was
getting held with one hand, so he caught it with
the other, and then the Bengals got a two point
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conversion to make it twenty four to eighteen with plenty
of time left in the event they could get.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
A defensive stop, which they couldn't.
Speaker 9 (18:49):
But Chase talked afterward about how, quote it was actually
called another play, but I was telling Flacco to change it.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
It's funny how it worked out.
Speaker 9 (19:01):
They did not get the coverage that Chase was anticipating,
but as he put it, quote, it just ended up working.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
He said. He does that kind of thing quote every
here and there.
Speaker 9 (19:13):
And Zach Taylor, the Bengals head coach, is all for it.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
I don't know what I'm doing. You guys figure something out.
Quote throw you catch.
Speaker 9 (19:25):
You know, Jimmy's and Joe's not xs and O's right,
he said Taylor. Quote, I can't even tell you the
description of the route we ran there. It was one
of those here's what they're gonna do, let's do this situations.
It's not all stuff that's on the call sheet. We
were having to add lib a little bit is explore
how they're playing our guys. You have to just as
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the game goes. And I thought he did an unbelievable
job of handling that. Meaning Flacco just a description of
a play at times.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Yeah, that's not easy to sign with the team. And
then a couple of days later, you're playing in Lamb.
Speaker 9 (20:00):
You know, the game's on the line, the coach sends
in what he wants you to do, and then the
receiver says, you know what, well you do this instead,
and they do it and it.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Worked real good sign for the coach.
Speaker 9 (20:09):
Well, but you know, I mean, I don't think Aaron
Rodgers rejected Arthur Smith's call on the touchdown to Connor Hayward.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
But he just got out on the wing over there.
I'll throw it over there, you know.
Speaker 9 (20:23):
I mean they spend all week planning, preparing, drilling, and
sometimes it comes down to what you.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Can do in the moment, usually not before you snap
the ball, though, I'm going to go out.
Speaker 9 (20:35):
That way and then I'm going to turn that way
us down before you step. Another interesting development on defense
for Cincinnati. We know they've been bad for a long
time on defense, but you guys know, linebacker Logan Wilson
number fifty five, it's been a pretty good player for
the Bengals. Former second round pick out of Wyoming through
the Green Bay.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Gives the hip drop tackle.
Speaker 9 (20:56):
Yes, through the Green Bay game, he had started sixty
two of sixty two games played since the two thousand
and twenty one season. Well, uh, he wound up playing
twelve defensive snaps against the Packers, didn't play the defense
in the second half. Looks like the bankership are going
with two rookies at inside linebacker. Barrett Carter, a fourth
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round pick out of Clemson who made his first career
start in Green Bay and never left the field. And
Demetrius Knight number forty four. He's the second round pick
out of Georgia Tech, Charlotte and South Carolina. What is
that he played ninety two percent of the snaps. You know,
I guess they're getting younger and inside linebacker, and they
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said they want to keep working with all three.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
But in Green Bay.
Speaker 9 (21:43):
At least Logan Wilson's their most experienced guy. Uh and
he's a captain for since that he was the odd
man out.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
What the hell are they doing? Yeah, when your defense
your captain, When your.
Speaker 9 (21:54):
Defense stinks, does it get better by taking out one
of your few good players?
Speaker 5 (22:01):
I mean sounds like that's I just said. I said,
this is a state that you know if they drink
pepsi and they eat hunts ketchup. I mean, what are
you shocked by these moves? I don't know what anyone's
doing in Ohio. I have no idea. I just it
baffles me when I'm there. It's what's that Superman reverse World?
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That's that's what that is. It's it's mister Mitchell Fleck
cover there. I don't know what they're doing. I don't
know what it is.
Speaker 9 (22:29):
The other thing I want to highlight this hour Bengals
kicker Evan McPherson, Rady, did you see the record breaking field?
Wasn't last play of the first half? Bengals try sixty
seven yard or McPherson hits it off the upright, off
the crossbar and through.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
It's good.
Speaker 9 (22:47):
It's an NFL record, But the Packers called time out
just before.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
The snap, so it didn't count.
Speaker 9 (22:53):
He missed the subsequent rekick, But this guy made a
sixty seven yard field. I mean, he's got that kind
of legs.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Dude that during the Super Bowl was like, yeah, I'm
gonna go watch Snoop at halftime.
Speaker 9 (23:05):
Right, he wound up missing the retry of the sixty
seven yarder, and he also missed from fifty eight, and he's.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Jay Z whoever it was. He's like, yeah, I'm gonna
go out and watch the halftime show. And they're like, no,
you're not jackass, you're playing.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Paying the blue tank. Yeah, I'll be fine.
Speaker 5 (23:22):
I stand in the puddle. Nobody will see me.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Come on, Nobody talks to me anyways.
Speaker 9 (23:28):
But those were only those are his only two misses
of the year so far. From sixty seven and fifty eight.
He's real good.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
You don't got to get too far on the other
side of the fifty to make it doable for him.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Like everybody anymore, it seems right.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
I mean, it's just well, you know, the reason that
a lot of people are just all of a sudden
happened because they're allowing their they're allowing kickers to have
a caball this year, which means like the quarterbacks. The
quarterbacks get the ball the day before and they're allowed
to wear it down a little bit so that it's
not like this plastic e ball.
Speaker 9 (23:58):
They always had the cable, but now that mess with
it right, well, they're giving them the game before it
the game what they used to do, like back in
the day.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
This was like Josh Miller and I used to talk
about some the time. It is funny how like.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
It was, like it would be like giving pitchers the
baseballs they're gonna throw before the game and they're just
scuffing it all up. I mean, kickers used to just
throw it off the ground, scrub it on the turf.
They do everything they can to get that plastic key
sort of feel out of the ball and get it
worn in because it reacts to your foot much better
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that way. So on top of these guys being just assassins,
from a precision precision standpoint.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
It is silly, how I hear it.
Speaker 11 (24:46):
Everybody is in the NFL now when the field holds up, yes, yeah,
but they also get a few more yards and the
estimates are six to seven yards further.
Speaker 9 (25:00):
And some of these ones that go through from sixty
or you know, give or take.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
They're halfway up the uprights. I mean they they're good
from seventy. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
Yeah, they're making it with room despair are doing it
too though, Wild the Watch, Wild the Watch.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Yeah. All right.
Speaker 9 (25:17):
Steelers are the second seed in the AFC right now,
after Buffalo's Monday night loss in Atlanta, Indianapolis at five
to one and Pittsburgh at four to one.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
All right, who's better than the Colts and the Steelers?
And are the Steelers better than the Colts?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (25:34):
And the Chiefs and that's it right, Yeah. Chargers I
think are still even with those injuries.
Speaker 9 (25:40):
For some reason, I think they're about half slappy, but
that could just because I hate Harball with every fiber
of my b.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Yeah, and I have Harba support.
Speaker 5 (25:47):
Speak it into existence, Speak it into existence.
Speaker 9 (25:52):
I think the Steelers are starting to come around and
if the run defense is real, and I'm very impressed
with what they did against Quinn Shawn Judkins in Cleveland,
but I was, I mean, that guy's he's a.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Load and they slammed the door shut.
Speaker 9 (26:07):
But they're gonna have to do that again when they
play the Chargers they're gonna try to run the ball.
The Colts and Johnathan Taylor the best back in the league.
Let's see what hackers. I guess we'll get a chance
to see, uh not too long from now, whether the
Steelers are better than the Colts because they played and
they play the Colts.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Is that Colts game here? Yeah? All right, they want
to go to the Chargers.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
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mystery right there, California. Well it's done.
Speaker 5 (27:41):
To get a seventies cop show where the guys picking
the lock at the beginning.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Yeah, ok, hey, what are you doing in here? Stop?
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Well it's you know, it's kind of a sinister sound
because it is Halloween month, after all, Halloween.
Speaker 5 (27:59):
You know what? You know what Patty did yesterday? Man,
and she bought we only have I don't know, all
the kids on our street are pretty much grown, so
we end up with four trick or treaters every year
now because all the kids are in college now. But
she always buys a box of full size candy bars.
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You can't have it in the house, Henry, I can't
have it. Yeah, I mean I saw that box and
you just heard a blood curdling scream from me. Like
remember when the Hulk got loose in the Avengers on
the ship and they just heard him and you looked up.
That's what you heard when I found those candy bars.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
In the house.
Speaker 5 (28:43):
I got a full I got full racks of Eminem's
and twigs, three musketeers.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
I can't.
Speaker 5 (28:49):
That's and it's full size. That's a heavy pain.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
I actually think that the full size are easier to
avoid than the tiny ones because the tiny ones you
talk yourself right in.
Speaker 5 (28:59):
You're like, yeah, well my tiny little operation stomach, the
bite size works for me. If I hit too much sugar,
I'm going over to Saint Joe's.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
That's what I'm saying. Is that?
Speaker 5 (29:13):
Well, no, because I fell up on the little ones,
like I don't. I can't eat a bunch of them,
but the big one, like it just my head starts
talking to me and I have a flashback to nineteen
ninety three, Billy eating a Snickers bar before going to dinner.
What what are you doing? Dude?
Speaker 1 (29:33):
What is the best Halloween costume you had as a kid.
Speaker 5 (29:38):
We made a lot of our costumes. We were, you know,
Swiss folk kids, so we had to make a lot
of our cost I was, well, I I didn't go home, bro,
I went pirate, Pirates. I'm working with a two dollars
eye patch. At least, I'm going out on the high
seas man. But I would say my favorite one, well,
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that's a hard one.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
My brothers will go as joggers.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
I think I got you know what, which is just
the way to run and steal candy, you know it?
Kind of just those guys showing up on the door,
they're twenty three, get out of here, Jack and I
I think I had a I had a Star Wars
like uh, it was the the Jedi Robe. I had
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the Jedi Rope one year. I think that that might
have been my all time favorite.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Have you gotten into watching the scary movies yet? Do
you do that in October?
Speaker 5 (30:38):
I never, I don't watch any scary movies. No, this
this is not my month. This is Canac the X
cop now Driver's month. Because he's he's probably dressed up
as a goal right now. It's a whole it's a
whole like he's you know, scary clown whatever, Like his
whole yard will be filled with tombstones, they'll be music.
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There's a fog machine. I just want October to pass.
I want nothing to do with That might have had
to do with the fact that when we were on
mushrooms when I was young, we watched Jacob Ladder and
that was it for scary movies for me. I was
all done with scary movies. Plus, if I want to
watch a scary movie, I turn on the news or
I just you know, go, So I just like nice stuff.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Sure, there's a algorithm trend that is happening right now
for me where I keep seeing videos of people who
leave candy out on their porch and then wild animals
possums or raccoons come and start eating it, and then
they activate the like scary witch.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
That they have on their patio and.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
They're scaring the animals, and then the animals are like
like Looney Tunes style, flying up in the air. But
I'm starting to see a series of videos where the
raccoons have learned the behavior and they're fighting back. So
the raccoons are smart enough to know that that thing
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ain't really coming after. I mean got spooked originally, and
now they're like, I'm not pulling myself away from the
candy like this, like you know, a witch from Home
depots like next to them, and they just look over
at it and run over and go bam bamdamn. They
like punch it like five times and then they run
back and jump in the candy bowl.
Speaker 5 (32:30):
With their little raccoon eyes. Looks like a Hannah Barbara
cartoon running.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
On your car.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Trash pandas are all over my neighborhood every morning when
I come to work, my highlights, my my headlights always
light up raccoon eyes running in out of the sewer
on the road.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Around the corner from me.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Yeah, and they're just hanging out like he is not
confounded by me at all, you know what I mean.
It's like no no confrontation concerns, but from those raccoons.
And there's like a bunch of them, and I'm wondering
what the hell.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
They're going on.
Speaker 5 (33:07):
Well, they got a crew. You know, there's a wheel match,
there's a bag man, there's a look up. They got
you know, they got a.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Whole, They a team. Yeah, they're doing like the Listanza.
Heist for raccoons rolled up.
Speaker 5 (33:18):
They rolled up in an oldsmobile. That was weird.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Yeah they no, they ain't scared. I'm telling you right now,
pull up on a hot wheels. Billy Gardell Dodger. I
can't believe how much those hot wheels go for. Billy
was saying earlier. Roger Dodger was his favorite one. I
looked it up. It was like eight hundred dollars on eBay, right, well.
Speaker 5 (33:43):
Two ninety. But I have three of them. I think
that's where you got that number.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
No, dude, I'm telling you, oh yoh, yeah, you have
three of them.
Speaker 5 (33:50):
Also got a red red look up a look up
a pristine red baron.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Look that one up, red baron. I didn't even know
there was inclusive hot wheels all. I didn't either.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
This one is one hundred and fifty bucks, and you
can get some damn and some dinged up ones for
like sixty bucks.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Slightly used.
Speaker 5 (34:10):
Me and me, Me and Kanasey the x cop now driver.
We uh, we have had a lifelong war because he
he was a match box guy and I've been a
hot wheels guy and I just I every randomly for
thirty eight years. I will call or send a text,
and I've even sent a postcard that just says match
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box sucks. That's been going on forever.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (34:36):
So when I when I did when I did Jay
Leno's garage two years ago, Jay had his own line
of hot wheels for a while, the Jay Leno, you know,
his face was on hot wheels. So I got Canasy
a hot wheel from Jay Leno in the box and
then I had Leno sign it match box sucks, match
(34:57):
game setting match Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
Yeah, Billy, you got any are you just don't stand
up around the country still right now?
Speaker 5 (35:06):
I am. I've been not doing roads and I'm actually
gonna I'm gonna do a small theater tour starting in January,
a little traction. So we're going to do a small
theater tour starting in January that runs through the end
of February. Couple theaters a week, five seven hundred seaters
and uh and we'll see man. It's called the Less
(35:28):
is More Tour, which kind of applies to where I'm
at in my life, and it also applies to I
think a reminder we all need less is more.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
Billy always pleasure, and uh, I hope to see you
back in the burg here in the in the near future.
Speaker 5 (35:41):
Man soon, cauzy soon. I love you guys. I hope
you have a great day today. And Abby, hope you
get your itinerary ready for your kid. And I hope
she's entertained this weekend. Get all your stops right and
bill you as well. Mine, mine, mine. I just have
to trick into the house with more funding for his
debit card and then you chake out.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Yeah. Thanks.
Speaker 5 (36:02):
In case you guys were wonder what the boss level was,
that's it at the end of the game.
Speaker 8 (36:07):
I'm there with you right now. They both have their
own debit cards and they're twenty bucking me to death.
Everything's twenty bucks. Twenty bucks? Hey dad, you think you
give me a twenty bucks? How about twenty bucks?
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back up on Spotify, and I think it's in a
different form and I think it's like it's not as
broken up weird.
Speaker 5 (36:47):
I don't mean I want to can I just thank
the DV listeners real quick from the podcast because I
always see a pocket at them in my shows no
matter where I'm at. I was in Naples, Florida, I
was in Upper Mission again, I was in h Boker
ratone and there's always a pocket of DVE podcast listeners
who still listen to the show on the podcast because
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they've moved away, and they always show up at my show.
So thank you.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Oh yeah, DV listeners are the best. It's crazy how
far loyal this thing goes.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Loy Well, it's like everyone touches base with home when
they move away, you.
Speaker 5 (37:20):
Know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (37:21):
Yeah, no, what I was going to say, And I
didn't mean to say that it was weird. It's that
Spotify like does captions whenever it plays back the show,
and it's trying as hard as it can to get
all of our in inser accents sometimes when we're definitely
saying and it's getting as close as it can so whatever,
like AI, it is burning out, like whatever computer is
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just on the fritz.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
It cannot catch us spotify. I know.
Speaker 5 (37:49):
I was just going to say, would this not be
the wonderful defense against a just a insered defense like figure.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Thats not eat quite like today. I can't wait to see.
Speaker 5 (38:04):
What I don't know what slippy means.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
I can't wait to see what it does today with.
Speaker 11 (38:10):
All oh fine, oh the fine, fine.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Fine, Bill Gardell. Cookie, you want a cookie? I can't
come up in the Pittsburgh eate ball. You want a cookie?
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Cookie? Steel's gonna wait this weekend. I want Coe says,
you want to cook cookie? Actually I don't want to cookie.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
I didn't know it always does when I want a cookie.
Steelers Bengals, Thursday Night Football, eight fifteen. Here on your radio,
Home of the Black and Gold, one on two point
five dve.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
I'm finished you stay classy, Pittsburgh. Don't touch your face.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
I got him to Pittsburgh oday, baby.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
But now you guys call me Ronald? Would you not
eat my pants?
Speaker 5 (38:59):
Ronald whoa man?
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Why goggle ahead?
Speaker 10 (39:09):
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Speaker 12 (39:22):
Steelers cornerback Jalen Ramsey suffered a hamstring injury during the
Steelers game against Minnesota and Dublin a few weeks back
that put his status for this past Sunday's game against
Cleveland and Jeopardy. However, thanks to the bye week and
vigorous rehab, Ramsey was able to play and his impact
was immense.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Not only was his presence the usual to turn in the.
Speaker 12 (39:38):
Passing game, but he also had six total tackles, two
tackles for loss, and racked up two sacks of Browns
rookie quarterback Dill and Gabriel. It was a game high
in sacks from Ramsey for his career, who joked after
the game and he'll be able to tell his kids
he played in a game with Miles Garrett and TJ.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Watt and had two sacks.
Speaker 12 (39:53):
Ramsey had only registered three sacks in his career entering
Sunday's game and nearly matched that total with his efforts
against the Browns.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Speaking of TJ.
Speaker 12 (40:00):
Watt, he was his usual dominant self when the Browns
came to town. He only managed half a sack, but
he had three quarterback hits and a couple of batted
down passes as he helped lead a dominant Steelers pass
rush that had six sacks and thirty two total pressures
of Dylan Gabriel. The Steelers have their only full practice
of the week today on the South Side as they
get ready for another AFC North matchup in Cincinnati this
Thursday against the Bengals on tom Up from then with
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the Steelers report
Speaker 1 (40:24):
The Black and Gold faithful