October 21, 2025 • 46 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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This is w d E Pittsburgh. I don't think you're
a real parent until you've shredded the bottom of your
feet on a lego block in.
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A hot wheel.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
That's that's that's like, that's like when that's like when
Kui Chen King had to walk across the hot coals
in Kung Fu. You have to that's your right at
a parent, that's your right of passage. You have to
step on some stuff that cuts your feet going through
the bedroom at like five am and then be quiet.
So I'm like to kid up. So you have to
hold that inner stream in. Yeah, that's that's the one.
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That's the parents scream I'm talking about right there.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
That has to be the quickest elicitation of the F bomb.
There is stepping on a love.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
It rolls the the F in the F bomb rolls
from your foot to your mouth. And then you got
and then you got a.
Speaker 6 (01:09):
Holding Brandy Bellman and the d V E Morning Now
Billy Ardell Ladies and.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Gentlemen, CAUs he's happy Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
How are you?
Speaker 4 (01:27):
I'm doing pretty good? Man, doing pretty good? I Uh,
I'm getting uh, I gotta you know, I gonna give
you have a little We'll do a little throwback Tuesday.
Remember uh. In in the beginning days of all this,
I would tell you what I was auditioning for, and
then i'd report back as to whether it was a
win or I ate the bar. Yes, So I'm gonna
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start doing that again. All right, So I'm still doing
it again. So so we got we got we got
to in play this week. One is for a new
series going up for high school principal.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Okay, that's not.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Because slucker, Slucker, Crawford sluck. I'm doing. So we got
high School Principal. And then we got a big one.
We got a big audition today. There it's they're making
the movie. Did you see the naval movie Greyhound with Tomanks? Yeah, okay,
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they are making the sequel to that, and it's about
that same captain who's on another mission and I'm auditioning
today for a part for a uh. He runs into
another naval captain who helps him, gives him some supplies
from his boat. Who's just been through a very hairy
pass where there was a heavy battle, and he's kind
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of informing him of what he's about to go through,
and there's kind of a mutual respect club, and then
he gives him the info on what to do as
he's going up, what to expect us he goes up
through this pas okay. So it's like three or three
or four scenes and it's with Hanks, which would be unbelievable. Now, look,
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it's a million something like like like I told Will
as you know, as an actor, when someone says it's
a million to one, you have to go all right, well,
then that's me. We're going to go in. We're going
to go in. And uh and I got those two
auditions today and then I'll report back next tuesday if
I got it or if I ate it. How about that?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
No, I love that? So what I would suggest? And uh,
I feel like I have a pretty good sense about
these kind of things, you know, Yeah, please man, let
me know what I should approach this.
Speaker 7 (03:45):
If I understand correctly, you are a ship's captain who
is going to loan him some supplies and you've already
been through the hell that he's about to jump into.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
And I'm and I'm giving him, I'm giving him the
four one one on what he face.
Speaker 7 (03:58):
Yeah, it's true, Bill, you straight out of Pittsburgh. This up,
This has gotta.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Be the most inser cap Absolutely. You ain't gonna believe
how many bombs.
Speaker 8 (04:12):
Listen from one Gray Hind captain to another.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Your ships, your gray high Huh.
Speaker 9 (04:24):
You're going where? You don't want to go up there?
You don't want to go up here? I want to
go up there. You listen, Hey, I's just up there.
I was just up there, right and I look it.
Let me talk.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
You want to go up there? You know it would be
worse if you went down there.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
I wouldn't go there.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I definitely want to go down there.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Listen, I just come down and you don't want to
go up there?
Speaker 5 (04:55):
All right?
Speaker 4 (04:56):
So I just shout. Thought we'd throw it back to
the old days and the see what happens.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
That's awesome.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Here's why I would love to have that part. Yes,
it would be very cool to be in a movie
with Tom Hanks. But beyond that, my dad was a
navy guy. If I can play to play a naval captain,
I'm so excited for this one. I actually went to
the Army Navy shurtplus store on Sunday and found a
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naval captain's shirt so that I could walk in there
kind of looking the part. And I'm certainly wrinkled and gray.
And so we'll see what happens.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Man.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
I'm excited. I'm excited, but hey, we're in the playoffs. Man,
We're in the playoffs. It's we're either going to move
on or will be one and done this week. And
I'll keep you guys posted.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Dude, I love it. So now you got a big
travel week. What's your deal?
Speaker 4 (05:49):
I do? I am coming, by the way. I want
to let you know, Pittsburghers, if you're looking for something
to do this week, I will be up in Erie,
Pennsylvania performing. I got to show Thursday to Friday to Saturday.
And listen, I know things are tight right now. If
you just can't make it, don't worry. I'm just shining
the bat signal. If you want something to do, I'm
up there. Come up and have a laugh. And if not,
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I totally get it. But I would be remiss to
let the DV listeners know that I was in Pennsylvany.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Keller's Magic and Comedy Club and uh Billy Billy will
be there all weekend and I can't imagine tickets are
going to be available for very long if there are
any now, so you can go to their website Kellersmagic dot.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Com formally Comedy Club.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Yeah, I gotta tell you, man, that's I love that club.
That is such a fun, it's fun club to work erie.
It's like a hidden little gem up there. The club
is super super duper fun. So I'm really looking forward
to it.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yeah. I got a bunch of my friends going to
see you there, Buddy Couzy.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Let me know if there's any family that needs tickets
or whatever to just hit me.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yeah, no, no, you're gonna get the onslaught. It's uh
remember calli Endo playing it there one time and he's like, hey,
let me know if union tickets or whatever. And I'm like,
my dad wants to go, can you leave come for
my dad? He's like sure, And then afterwards he after
the show, he called me, he goes, hey, I just
met your dad and I went yeah, and he went
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daddy loves Windy and hung up.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
He's like, wind That sounds like a little envy, is
what that sounds but it is. I like it. That
last time I was up there, it was very productive too.
That's I told you. Those are my one man dog sessions.
We're out in the cabin.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
I got a book.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Full of book full of premises, and we'll see what happened.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Here you go, buddy.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
They keep grinding this thing towards the future. I did
a show up there with you Bill. Some beautiful theater.
Was it the State Theater?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Is that what it was?
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Yeah? Yeah, it's right on Maine, I think it is.
It was. It was back in the Mike and Molly days.
They have that great brandy that Warner Warners that's.
Speaker 8 (08:03):
On State Street Street, great old theater.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Oh it's refurbish.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (08:09):
They put like ten or twelve million dollars into that thing.
It's a the State game, a bunch of money because
it's one of the original Warners.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
It's beautiful, really gorgeous. Feels it.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
It feels it when you go in there, you get
the dust on your shoes.
Speaker 8 (08:20):
I like that, and I like this time of year
perfect up there, because the only times I've been up there,
I feel like it's the dead of winner and Winners
with the wind and the ice it's it's a.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Real hard place to be. Well.
Speaker 7 (08:33):
Sadly, it is going to be fall like weather up
there all week there. Bill, you're gonna.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
That ain't sad to me. I'm happy about that. I'm
already I'm ready. I'm already forcing. I'm forcing bring bring
your jacket. I'm already forcing the sweaters. Patty keeps telling
me not yet, not yet. I'm just so ready for sweaters.
I can't even tell you. I'm so ready to go
into Newman Rogers mode. That's where I mean, mister, I love.
(09:00):
I'm right. I'm a sweater man. I'm a sweat fan
of the Macy sees me come, Macy sees me coming,
and they open the door. Mister godell right, this way
so good? You would preap something into cat again. Yeah.
Speaker 10 (09:13):
No, Billy likes to bypass spooky season and go right
for the good stuff.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
He likes to go right, Abby, Abby, thank you for
knowing me.
Speaker 11 (09:22):
Sel I do you like the holiday joy?
Speaker 5 (09:25):
Yeah? From spooky season?
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Dude. October is just let's just blow through this month. Nothing.
I just we could admit October. We could just go
September November for me. Just let's just roll right through it.
Speaker 10 (09:41):
There's I have some neighbors who are bypassing and they're like,
they're like, they want you to know they're not into it.
They just skipped and they went right to Christmas decorations.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
They do not care. Well, No, we have a we
have a we have a November twenty third hard date
in this house. I'm not allowed to light anything up
until that. That's what I've been told. That's that's my
I pushed. We got four years four days earlier. This years.
We're just excited about that. I got a little extra.
I found a new thing for my Christmas tree too.
(10:13):
Was in Uh. I was in Georgia last week and
uh we went into one of those little country restaurants, Patty.
We went to visit Patty's dad last week. Dead little family,
an actual cracker barrel. No no, no, no. I was
some one of those places that's been there since like
nineteen sixty two. Because I didn't see a green leaf
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for three days. Everything I mean it was fried, fried,
with a side of fried or gravy. It was like
I looked at the table at one point it was
fried shrimp, fried pickles, French fries, hush puppies. I'm like,
I gotta get out of here. Man, I'm permea swat.
The Red Hulk is about the bust out of me.
(10:56):
Did you get We know we had fried pickles, that
was one of the other they're good, and yeah, it's
all good, but I can't eat like that.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
No more.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Got a tiny little storage tank. And then my brain
starts going two more wouldn't be bad. Shut up, shut up.
But I saw this cool little thing where it's like
a ladder where Santa is holding lights and he's a
little Santa and he and he goes up to the
top of the ladder and then he goes back down
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the light and I'm going to put that on a tree.
It's coming here. She doesn't know I ordered that.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
Yeah, the check.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
You found a Greg Almond angel that you were going
to put on.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Top of.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
We have a We have a we have a tradition
in this house. At the holidays, everybody who comes to
Thanks Dinner has to hang an ornament, and then we
buy an ornament everywhere we go. We have for twenty
five years. And our tree kind of tells our story,
which is pretty cool, right. You know, I'm big sap,
but uh, you know, uh Will has a place now,
and so he's kind of started that little collection of
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his ornaments for when he has a tree at his place.
So he's got We got one from Scotland, Ireland, England,
Paris when we were over there. So he's starting to
build his collection. But when I was down there, I
saw an ornament for him. There's gonna love it. It's
literally like a four inch Bob Ross ornament. It's just
Bob Ross and he used to watch that with my
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dad all the time because my dad was an artist.
I can't wait to give that a little bit of tree,
a little bit of green. Cheer cheer, will, cheer, will
create whatever you want. You want to put a bird there,
put a bird there. I think we all should be
watching Bob Ross and mister Rogers until we come back
to our sense.
Speaker 7 (12:53):
Well, you know, mister Rogers got his star on the
Pittsburgh Walk of Fame yesterday along with Love that a
lot with Michael Keaton, and Michael Keaton showed up for that.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Now, Billy, I want you to hear this. Pittsburgh, he
showed up.
Speaker 7 (13:08):
And his whole family from around the country flew in
to be here with him. Like, that's how big of
a deal he took that, Like you could totally understand,
or maybe not understand, but you could totally see if
Michael Keaton was like, you know what, thanks, here's a video.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
And that's it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 7 (13:25):
But he came and made it a big deal and
had a celebration with his family and they walked him
on with this music.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
How awesome is that? And then then he had this
This was that like a local marching band.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
I think it was like members of the Philharmonic or
something order the symphony orchestra. It's so cool man, Yeah,
he thought so too. Check it out. Thank you very
very much. This is ridiculously nice.
Speaker 12 (14:06):
Uh it's another first actually, uh speaking first, I don't
think I've had words before, but I don't think I
was ever played on by a tuba before.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
You go and a boy. I don't think that's ever
happened before.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
He is the coolest man talk about the right there
and mister Rogers and Keith. That's two first ballot Hall
of famers right there, and everyone knows he's started off work. Yeah,
which is even cooler. That's just so great.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Tell him the rest of the list.
Speaker 8 (14:46):
They also had Clemente and Carnegie.
Speaker 7 (14:49):
Wow, Nelly, Yeah, it was all Jonas pretty good by
the way, Jonah pretty good, pretty good.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Uh, this is the.
Speaker 7 (14:58):
Part I wanted to play about Keaton taking something like
this city. This is why like and I mentioned this
that you have this same quality. And I think Joemanganelo
does as well.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
He loves sharing his celebrity with the city of Pittsburgh
and all the cool stuff that he does. He doesn't
guard it as something that is you know, in spite
of coming from Pittsburgh he had the success. He thinks
it has a lot to do with it.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Thanks for coming everybody.
Speaker 13 (15:26):
You can see some friends, my family whom I love,
and I'm more proud of them than even getting this.
And my brother Robert came all the way from Florida,
My brother Paul came all the way from California.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
George came from the Rocks. It's down the river. It's
like an effort.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
He took the good Shi beer.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
That just makes me love him even more. It really
does that. And that's it. That's right. It's not in
spite of it's because of It's that it's that work ethic,
that imagination, you know that that Keaton hits it down
the middle man. He just hits it don middle.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
I got to meet him one time and I was
thrilled to do and then I got one digital exchange
with him because he was they were working on bringing
him on the show for something specific and it didn't happen,
and I was really bummed out because I just thought, like,
I would have loved to have him on this platform,
you know, because I'm not sure if it was like
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this when he left in the early eighties. Jimmy and Steve.
Speaker 7 (16:38):
I think we're just kind of coming on and you know,
I think he is the like embodiment and you have
this too, man, like I said, like the idea that
that you appreciate Pittsburgh, but you guys appreciate Pittsburgh for
what it gave you, you know. And I think that there
are a lot of people who left here and think
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that they made it happen in spite of.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
Well, I think that those people are jack offs. Yeh yeah,
and they I think there's differences though, but I think
that some people just don't get the experience in the city.
Speaker 7 (17:14):
Like, I don't know if I necessarily fault them. Their
upbringing could be different the stress of like the civic
pride in their family might not have been as great,
which is hard to imagine at Pittsburgh.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
But that's also you know, possible, Bill.
Speaker 8 (17:26):
I also think that they might not totally get the
Pittsburgh humor like they might be like Jeff Goldblum is
a great example. He loves Pittsburgh. He's a guy from Pittsburgh.
But I don't know that he gets the level of
the Yinzer humor like Keaton does.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Like Billy does, like Darrel like it. They're more of
like the streets level of Pittsburgh.
Speaker 8 (17:50):
Yes, like if you come from the Rocks or if
you're coming from the alley in Swiss Fail like Billy.
You know, you get Pittsburgh all the way down to
its core right and.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
The most you know, I'm I'm are like.
Speaker 10 (18:08):
Now we lost your Bill, son of a zoomy Zuomi
zooms are freezing on USh.
Speaker 7 (18:15):
Yeah, we that's a shame. His his connection was going
off and on there for a second. Why don't we
do this conversation? Uh, he's so pissed. Wait did you
get back on? He's gonna swear, Oh, he's gonna swear
with the button.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Yeah, remember that one. That one made it up all right,
looks like we're we've got this the the squinched up
face now. So we're gonna do a break and we'll
let this get fixed, and we'll come back and we'll
have more with Billy Gardell. But I want to let
you guys know, tickets for the Smalls Waltz are flying,
So if you're planning on coming to this year's celebration
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Speaker 4 (19:35):
Hey, it's Randy from the DVE Morning Show. It's California.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
He's back there have him?
Speaker 4 (19:40):
Yes, and at that plugged in and I got aluminum
foil on the antenna. We're back.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Did you want to finish the thought you had before
we went to break or do you not remember what
it was?
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Cay, it's gone. I got hopped and left. I walk
into rooms now and I go, why'd I come in here?
I'm at that age and I just look at Patty
when I did that. You'll put me some place nice, right,
I've been.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
A good.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
The biggest example of that for me is I send
I will send you the same meme. I don't care.
I did it to the I absolutely, I'm like, yeah,
did you see this? Yeah, you said that to me,
Well look at it again.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
Well I find it funny again. So you're going to.
Speaker 7 (20:24):
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Speaker 14 (20:29):
It's not what the Steelers were doing, or how they
were calling it, or even if the offense knew the
defensive call, that was the problem. In side, linebacker Patrick
Queen maintained, it's how the Steelers did what they were
trying to do in Cincinnati that was the issue. Confident
that the structures sound and the method of communicating it sound.
Speaker 15 (20:51):
Yeah, I think communication is good, I think and stuff
that we could do better. I think it's different stuff
that we could do better. But at the end of
the day, you know, we got there what we got,
and I got doublest confidence in us to go out
there and make place. Do you think opposition offenses know
what you guys are in They know what a lot
of people in the NFL, and you know, some some
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defense are going better than what we're doing, even when
the offense knowing what they were running. So I think
it's a thing in the NFL like certain coaches got
certain ways they play, they call the game, and you
know offenses may know that. But at the end of
the day, we got we get paid to play technique wise,
assignment wise, whatever we could be better.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Well, that sounded like he was agreeing with people.
Speaker 14 (21:32):
Well, but it's not like The Steelers are the only
team that people know what they're doing. I mean, Joe
Flacco's been around for one hundred years. He can tell
where the double coverage is and where the single coverage
is going to be right, and that's how he proceeds.
That's how Aaron Rodgers proceeds. That's how a lot of
teams proceed It's execution.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (21:49):
The other side of that coin, that might even be
more alarming, is that they also know what the offenses
are doing. They see tendencies, they're doing the tape, you know,
they're doing their film study, and they couldn't stop it.
Anybody who was watching that game or in that stadium
or in the vicinity of Cincinnati on Thursday night knew
that it was a quick slant coming to Jamar Chase.
Speaker 14 (22:11):
And they did not have a safety come up and
fill the hole. When the Bengals went motion and they
had a tight end and a running back out in
the flat, the Steelers sent two guys out there, one
of them being Patrick Queen. Now Ramsey and Elliott are
the deep safety. Yes, one of those guys has to
come up and fill the shallow cross.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
It neither one day wide open, wide open with the
game on the line.
Speaker 14 (22:35):
And then the other side of that is on the
play that was the dagger, the kind of lob fade
to t Higgins.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Jalen Ramsey's impressed.
Speaker 14 (22:44):
He's right with him all the way down and right
as the balls getting there, he kind of stumbles and
Higgins is able to body him and make the catch.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
They should have put our d on a milk carton
because they were missioning.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Like that delivery.
Speaker 8 (23:01):
He held it, he held it, and then he released it.
Speaker 14 (23:10):
It's possible it's another wake up call for him like
they needed early in the year because.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
They've been banging on the door and housekeeping for about
five weeks now what I'm many calls we need.
Speaker 14 (23:21):
We if they if they had got that last stop
and won the game, they might not be as willing
to address these things as they hopefully are.
Speaker 7 (23:30):
So that was the good out of this is that
losing means you got to fix it.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
If you won, you find if you're groping for a
silver lining, that's it.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
And like it felt like about the second quarter, it
was like, whoever has the ball last is going to
get this one. And I was really hoping that the
Bengals would just hold true to who the Bengals are
and blow that at the end of the game.
Speaker 7 (23:51):
But almost for one Flacco interception the second I was.
Speaker 14 (23:59):
Yeah, some splash play, which is kind of what this
defense has been. It's not number one in total yards
or anything, but it's been able to make plays when
it's had to. Thursday night, it was not, and boy
was glaring. What they give up when they don't get
those turnovers or those splash plays. What the Steelers are
doing also came into question when offensive tackle Broderick Jones
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leveled quarterback Aaron Rodgers in celebration of a touchdown pass.
Jones subsequently offered an explanation that just did not hold
water in fellow ot Troy Utano's estimation funny story.
Speaker 16 (24:36):
I don't want to put an blast the way that
Roderick described it on the field versus what we seen
on the video.
Speaker 5 (24:42):
It was so funny, you're making fun of it.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
So he saw it very differently in the moment.
Speaker 14 (24:47):
Yeah, in the moment, obviously, motions are high, but.
Speaker 5 (24:53):
I'll let him tell you guys that.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
But it just it wasn't what was pertained in the video.
Speaker 5 (24:59):
Did like t or Pat Byer wearing himself issue anymore.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Please don't jump on my back.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
Directed. Yeah, he might do it again, He might, he might.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
I mean, Roger Shalla is going out there and celebrating
with Aaron.
Speaker 5 (25:13):
This is funny. Well we'll see what happens. But it's
pretty good. Tackle, wasn't it was? It was he took
him to the ground. Might have been a hip drop.
It might have been. He might.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
It might have been.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
Must have been a hip drop.
Speaker 14 (25:28):
Jones, in fact, did not commit to not celebrating again
in such a fashion.
Speaker 16 (25:33):
Yeah, we're still joking about it. Yeah, he was a
little mad, but I'm sorry. You know, this football that
gets intense, but you know it's still no longer. It's
just the energy that he brings and that I bring.
He told me, don't lose the fire, and I told
him the same. So you know, we shall see on
Sunday after he throws another touchdownt want to.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
Tackle him again? Please don't, please don't.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
Yeah, don't you imagine having to tell Jones out there like, hey, buddy.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
You know when we're out there.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
And everybody's yelling and cheering and they're twelve, and then
I throw something into the ends or yeah, I'd like
to be able to do that again. Could you not
land on me? Thanks so much, I appreciate you.
Speaker 14 (26:22):
It's gonna look like that scene in The Replacements where
the Whitery kicker makes a real long field goal and
then Favro chasing them all over the field because he
wants to beat the crap out of him. Guy's serpentinating
all over the place.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
I mean, I don't know if Far's got the wheels
to stay ahead of him.
Speaker 8 (26:38):
Now he's gonna keep warning by his side to you know,
give him a chip block or something.
Speaker 14 (26:45):
Then Warren misses a check and he thinks he's supposed
to tackle him too.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
And I wonder if Project does that all the time,
if he likes the food, he does it to the waiter.
Just jesus, I'm celebrating like that Happy Birthdays due.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Everywhere we goes next for the second time, people start with, hey, buddy, something,
let me ask you something. That was so cool the
way you congratulated our uncle at the end of his marathon.
Speaker 14 (27:18):
But also, job Rogers did star in a production of
of Mice and Men at Georgia.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
Is the fake.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
That's just Pisson a quarterback?
Speaker 5 (27:30):
And again, tell me about the Rabbits.
Speaker 14 (27:35):
Lionspeak the Bucks twenty four to nine, and the Seahawks
took care of the Texans twenty seven to nineteen in
Monday Night football. Last night, in Major League Baseball Game
seven of the American League Championship Series, the Blue Jays
get a three run home run from George Springer in
the bottom of the seventh and beat Seattle four to three.
The Mariners still haven't been to a World Series and
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they're not going this year. Jays are going back for
the first time since nineteen ninety three.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
The Dodgers are waiting for him.
Speaker 14 (28:05):
The World Series begins on Friday in Toronto vlad Guerrero Junior.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
The ALCS MVP ten Monster ten.
Speaker 14 (28:13):
For twenty six with three home runs, three doubles, and
a one point three to three tops. He was looked
like he was crying on the field while they were celebrating.
Of course, his dad played for the Exposed and he
was born in Canada, and great day to be a Canadian.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
She's gonna be a good Cherish, gonna be a real
good series, good Cherish man.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Big Dumper took it hard last night.
Speaker 14 (28:37):
Big Dumper was in the on deck circle after homering
homer in that game.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Solo hitcher Brian was being interviewed and off camera you
can hear the sadness. Having Connor's further than any other
team in franchise history.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
Sounds like coned House, Like this is just screaming tough.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
I thought they did.
Speaker 14 (29:05):
They did a tremendous job on TV last night of
just showing the celebration and the announcers kind of shut up,
and they were going back and forth between Blue Jays
hugging each other and just blank stares in the dugout
from Seattle.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
They couldn't even move.
Speaker 5 (29:19):
Oh so close, so close, and yet so far.
Speaker 14 (29:23):
Pen's hosting up Vancouver tonight seven o'clock at the rink
and on your Penn flagship one oh five nine the.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Next time, Did you guys take the Dodgers? Though, because
Roderick Jones went around and celebrated with everyone last night
from the Blue Jays, so most of those guys have
some blown out knees, only loud.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Anybody Roger got a minute.
Speaker 14 (29:45):
Penn's only allowed three goals in third periods this year.
Only the Islanders in Avalanche with two each have done
better in third periods, So maybe they're starting to think
about getting.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
It more with Billy Gardelle. When we can back from
the commercial break here on if.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
You're drumming on the steering wheel that he's doing his job.
Chad Tyson rocks Pittsburgh weekday afternoons on DV. He also
has a reloaded cut from the DV Morning Show and
Sports News after Noons with Chad Tyson on DV E.
Speaker 7 (30:18):
Five words, no one wants to hear you need a
new roof?
Speaker 2 (30:22):
What do you do? Who do you call? How are
you gonna pay for it? Well, it's ready from the
DV Morning Now, Well it's live in Los Angeles.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
H G.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Yeah, it's Steelers and Packers Sunday Night football here on
DVE and a twenty kickoff, which means four thirty We
get the pregame going and Mike Pursuda will crank up
the network at six twenty and then of course Rob King,
Max Stark's Missy Matthews with the kickoff at eight twenty
here on your radio home of the Black and Gold
DV E. Now, Abby, we got chatting with Billy there
(30:52):
and didn't get through a couple of items on your
list there.
Speaker 10 (30:55):
What do you got for us, you know, Billy, whenever
we chat sometimes when we get into our own discussions here,
the phrase that we like to use when things are not.
Speaker 11 (31:06):
For us, we always say, it's not for moms.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
For moms, that's not for mom. That's how my mom
described listening to this radio show. It's not for moms,
it's not for moms.
Speaker 10 (31:18):
So I stumbled upon this uh list here because people
were listening things online that they just don't get the
appeal of at all. There are some things that we
could say are like universally awesome, like you know, tacos
or puppies or coffee.
Speaker 11 (31:34):
But there are just some things that maybe not for moms,
like we just don't get it. I will list them
off for you. Riff is necessary social places where the
music's too loud.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
Oh I got I got one for you. We just
I just took Patty and we went, you know, we'd
go on our little date nights because we're empty nesters now,
which is really sweet. I wanted to see the movie
tron Aries right about one about hey stop it, the
dude's going to show up. And if the dude shows up,
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I abide. But we're in there and about four minutes
and Patty says the most mom thing ever. She looks
at me, she goes, well, this is just unbearably loud.
Do you think I could go ask them to turn
it down in the movie? Please just sit here, Please
just sit here with me. Get through this spaceship please
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without embarrassing us.
Speaker 8 (32:31):
Even if you think that that's a question you could ask.
Speaker 5 (32:34):
That's how you know you're getting old.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
That's supermom right there an the turning Day. They're not
worrying about people safety and they're hearing I take.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
She's right, I take. I take ear plugs to every
movie because that's the solution. For ten years. I've been
taking earplugs to movies.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
It was it was loud. It was loud even for me,
and I'm allowed human they play them wanted to go
the fact she wanted to go ask them to turn
it down because she was worried about people in the theater.
They're hearing her.
Speaker 7 (33:03):
Well, you know there's a decibel app you can get.
I have it on my phone that you can tell
you click on it. It tells you how loud the
room you're in. Oh, really, she could have done that
and just taking it right to the manager and been like,
I don't.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
Think we need to be achievement. You see this tron
that guy. Listen. If she had a cornered that manager,
he would have heard about how loud it is, how
dangerous noise is for the inter ear, how the inner
ear works, how it affects you, and how it deteriorates
your hearing later in the future. She'd ad it all. Dude,
you never want to argue with my wife. She's like
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she could have been an attorney. Like her blood pressure
don't go up or down, she just keeps coming.
Speaker 15 (33:46):
Still.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
I steal a line from my father all the time
when his wife would get just laying the facts on
him about where he was wrong. He would go, bring
me to confession. Get the chief. I'll signing whatever I
tell you.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Whatever you want to know, meet the cash.
Speaker 4 (34:02):
I did it, I did it, I'll sign it. What
do you want? What's going to make this stop? I'll
sign I did it all.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
What else?
Speaker 4 (34:11):
Toby?
Speaker 2 (34:11):
What else? All?
Speaker 16 (34:12):
Right?
Speaker 10 (34:12):
Another thing that makes the list here worshiping a celebrity.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
Uh yeah, wait, it's not a mom thing for moms.
Speaker 10 (34:23):
Uh or totally agree the people that like worship influencers even.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Oh that that's particularly problematic.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
I think you have very problematic, very unimpressed, very unimpressed.
But if there's a different way that you can organize
the house or Marie condo, that that's high level stuff.
But movie starts, not not if there's an efficiency person,
that's who's getting idolized. She got more systems in this house,
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and Dom Capers I understand. I mean it's when I'm
out of place, you here in the kitchen, over over.
I'm glad you laughed at that because I'm probably gonna
get why were you getting over over down with that one?
(35:18):
She's gonna jam the decimal app in my face. This
is what you sounded like. Tom Caper's is still coaching.
He is, Yes, he's a defensive uh like, not the coordinator,
but the what's he's a defensive assistant.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Defensive assistant for the Panthers.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
Yeah, still doing it, still doing it.
Speaker 10 (35:39):
You guys aren't gonna like this one on the list.
Sports betting made the list.
Speaker 4 (35:44):
Yeah, I don't think Patty Betts. But she does come
in and check my temperature and she's like, show, how
are we doing today? How are we doing today? Which
team do we want to win?
Speaker 15 (35:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (35:56):
Sometimes she's said, what do you need in this one?
Speaker 5 (35:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (36:00):
And then has magic feet. When she's sitting next to me,
there's an offensive foot and there's a defensive foot, and
I grab one of them when I need a score
or stop special power, special power. She just sits nex
(36:23):
to me. She got little feet, so I grab her foot.
You gotta make it weird. That's because Mike does that.
You know, rabbits foot, Ryan were we just didn't say it.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Trying to tell.
Speaker 4 (36:39):
You God, those are the two extremes in life. You
either believe in the rabbit's foot or wreck Ryan.
Speaker 10 (36:48):
People said that they do not understand competitive eating competitions.
Speaker 4 (36:53):
No, that's the hot Dog contest. Every year, I'll put
that on for five minutes and that's just horrible.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Ever watched it the whole thing?
Speaker 4 (37:01):
Me When this is over, I can make about five.
Speaker 7 (37:04):
I never Yeah, I kind of looked at it for
a little bit, like s I meet twenty.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
That was enough hot thoughts.
Speaker 4 (37:10):
It's insane.
Speaker 11 (37:13):
Conversely, will you watch like the Hot Ones?
Speaker 5 (37:16):
Yeah? I like that.
Speaker 4 (37:17):
I like it because the chicken is that the chicken.
That's kind of funny to watch someone start heating up.
That is funny.
Speaker 10 (37:24):
Do you think you could do it, Billy Gardell.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
I couldn't get your conversation. The old Billy guard Dell could.
The new one could not know that that heat would
put me right over at Saint Joseph's emergency room.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Mysophing.
Speaker 4 (37:40):
Yeah, it would look it would look like you remember
when when the blood from the alien dripped and it
melted through nine floors of the spaceship. I'll be done.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
That's ship.
Speaker 4 (37:53):
They'd rolled me out, and I'd give the thumbs up.
That's true, I'll be done.
Speaker 10 (38:00):
Oh this is timely for this time of year. Pumpkin spice.
Speaker 5 (38:06):
I'm a fan.
Speaker 4 (38:07):
Yeah, I'm a fan. I love it as soon as
it hits the shelves. I cracker, you know what I did.
Speaker 5 (38:12):
What you like?
Speaker 4 (38:13):
Is it the.
Speaker 8 (38:13):
Creamer, the muffins, the twinkies, the toilet paper?
Speaker 4 (38:17):
I like you? I like no, I like the coffee,
the latte, the pumpkin spice latte. When that hits and uh,
I just got such a perk man. I don't realize
because I don't go through all your rewards you can
get for your sky mile numbers or whatever somebody showed.
I don't even dude, And I got like a million
eight miles on Delta. I got a million six on America.
(38:40):
There should I should have a plane with my name
on it, But.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
That would be cool if you can catch it in For.
Speaker 4 (38:46):
That, I go up my app because well, thank you
for flying cauzy and ship down now. But I was
looking through my work right and I had a Starbucks
thing where you could you could like you could? Yeah, yeah,
(39:08):
I had like nine of them. So I downloaded the
app with a little help. Yes, but I got the
app and then Patty linked it for me, and then
I hit the flood button. Dude, let me give you
the perspective. You can get a pumpkin spice Lotte for
two hundred Starbucks stars. I got twelve thousand, so I
(39:30):
ain't paying for coffee again for about five years. Wow,
I'm coffee's on the house on the You got like the.
Speaker 5 (39:38):
Starbucks four oh one K. How long you've been building
that up?
Speaker 4 (39:41):
I had no idea. It was just one of the perks,
and they keep building and building and then I finally cash,
So yeah, I'm jammed. I got coffee for everybody. Well,
the next time, I seeing how ready to.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Get a franchise, can get a whole store?
Speaker 4 (39:58):
You know what. I'm the captain now.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
Yeah. If I had a Starbucks franchise, I'd tell everybody
turn that heat down just two notches and let's let's
let's not let's not roast that coffee so much. Let's yeah,
let's light that up just a little bit.
Speaker 11 (40:14):
I don't do the pumpkin spice lottes like. That's not
my jam.
Speaker 4 (40:18):
It's not a mom, it's not for moms.
Speaker 11 (40:20):
But I'll tell you what. I've been seeing a lot
of pumpkin cheesecakes, a lot of pumpkin.
Speaker 4 (40:25):
I'll be telling the truth. Catching your eye.
Speaker 11 (40:29):
Oh, I've been just destroying it, Billy. If it's on
the menu, it's.
Speaker 4 (40:38):
Catching my eye.
Speaker 10 (40:45):
One of the other things that was on the list,
I'm gonna actually put two of these things together. Either
watching someone else online play a video game.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
I don't understand that at all.
Speaker 4 (40:54):
I have trouble with this. Okay. I'm just going to
tell you. When me and my man Joey O'Connell from
Hill's moved to California, we drove out here was whatever
the car would hold, two grand for one month's rent
and groceries, and that's it. That was our We bet everything,
and and we had no money for cable. Back then,
they had uh it was called Sega Genesis, and they
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had a game called Techmobowl.
Speaker 5 (41:22):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 4 (41:23):
And and me and Joey we'd be broke sitting in
LA trying to figure out what to do in our
little apartment, and Joe came up with the idea, let's
put a game on. I said, what are you talking about?
So he sets up the Techmo Bowl. We picked two
teams and we let we let it auto play, right.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (41:42):
And dude, the funniest one was my manager, Chris, my
original manager, would would come out and he would, you know,
fill our fridge with food and get us rolling to him.
But one day he flies in, right and he opens
the door and me and O'Connell are sit on the
couch chips watching an automated Techmo Bowl game, and we
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were calling the game as we were watching it.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
And now kids make a zillion dollars doing that. Were
doing that?
Speaker 8 (42:22):
Yeah, man, you used to do it live like you
would be you know, your friend's house. They only have
one controller, so they're playing Mario Brothers and you're just
sitting on the bed watching her.
Speaker 4 (42:34):
Come on. Yeah, you gotta make them go fast.
Speaker 5 (42:36):
And then you got to make them stop.
Speaker 4 (42:38):
On that little you got a double jump back, double jump.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
Well, the backseat driving that would go on. It's just ridiculous.
Speaker 8 (42:45):
But now, like I, I actually understand, I'm not I'm
not into it, but I understand that the games now
are so high leveled and multifaceted that to watch somebody
play it at a high level to be able to
do all of the stuff, it's probably.
Speaker 5 (43:03):
Exciting for these kids.
Speaker 4 (43:04):
If what I do now, i'd probably watch that stuff. Here.
Here's what I do. I just I don't play many games.
I only play I think it's called third person, which
means you could see your guy. I'm from the eighties.
I got to see my guy. I don't want to.
I don't want the two arms in front of me
bouncing up and down. I want to see my gun
off the wall, get into a building, flip the switch.
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I want to see him do all this. So there's
not many games I play because they're not like that.
But every now and then one comes along and I
love it. And I'm a big, big Indiana Jones fan.
So there's a new Indiana Jones game on so I'm
at this point where I got to swim through this lake.
A giant snake keeps eating me before I get to
the shore. And so what what I do is when
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Will comes home from the break, if I'm at a
level there where it's too hard to get by, I
just say, hey, handle this for me.
Speaker 15 (43:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (43:53):
Will sits down and then blows it out. I told
that I've been I've been trying to beat this snake
for about four days. And I told him last night
my son gets here, he's gonna wear you like a belt. Yeah,
He's like I was alone. I was completely alone with
that conversation.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
He's a mercenary for you. He's like, you're blackwater.
Speaker 5 (44:16):
Cheat.
Speaker 4 (44:18):
Deal with this guy for me.
Speaker 7 (44:20):
Billy Guard now live from Los Angeles this weekday Keller's
Magic and Comedy Club. There's two nights you're doing shows?
Speaker 5 (44:28):
Right?
Speaker 7 (44:28):
No?
Speaker 4 (44:28):
No, I'm doing Thursday, Friday and Saturday.
Speaker 7 (44:30):
You do three nights, Okay, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Keller's Magic
and Comedy Club right on State Street up there in Erie.
P A and uh just a hop, skip and a
jump up the road. Also thanks for Charlie Batch Jean's
Stairtor tomorrow in the show, Mister Wednesday, Jeff concle Merril Hodge,
p FT commenter, and Mark Madden.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
Love you, Billy, We'll see.
Speaker 4 (44:47):
You next week.
Speaker 7 (44:48):
And Michelle's up next with the Electric Lunch at noon.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
Have a great day of but I'm finished. You stay classy, Pittsburgh.
Speaker 9 (44:55):
Don't touch your face he got him time priceburg Hoday, Baby,
but now you call me Moronald?
Speaker 4 (45:00):
Would you not eat my pants?
Speaker 5 (45:02):
Ronald?
Speaker 2 (45:05):
Whoa man? Whay gogle ahead.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
It's time for the Steelers Daily Report on DVE, brought
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Speaker 5 (45:24):
Here's Tom Opperman.
Speaker 17 (45:25):
The Steelers were trying to bounce back from their loss
to Cincinnati last Thursday night by welcoming the Green Bay
Packers to town for Sunday Night football.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
One thing to monitor for.
Speaker 17 (45:32):
Steelers fans is the week progresses as the status of
wide receiver Calvin Austin, the third, who's been sidelined for
the past couple of games with a shoulder injury suffered
during the team's Week four triumph against the Vikings in Dublin,
Austin's absence has been felt in the Steelers offense. Over
the two games without Austin, Steelers wide receivers not named
DK Metcalf received just four total targets.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
From quarterback Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 17 (45:53):
Austin has had seventeen targets over the four games that
he's played in this year, catching ten of those for
one hundred and thirty nine yards in.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
Two time touchdowns.
Speaker 17 (46:01):
After seeing the tight ends emerge in the passing game
last week, thanks in large part ti one hundred and
eleven receiving yards and two touchdowns by Pat Fryarmouth, adding
Austin back into the mix should only enhance the Steelers
passing attack against the Packers defense that comes in allowing
just twenty point eight points per game, tenth fewist in
the NFL. Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin is sent to
address the media this afternoon for his weekly press conference
(46:21):
and will hopefully shed more light on Calvin Austin.
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Speaker 4 (00:13):
This is w d E Pittsburgh. I don't think you're
a real parent until you've shredded the bottom of your
feet on a lego block in.
Speaker 5 (00:25):
A hot wheel.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
That's that's that's like, that's like when that's like when
Kui Chen King had to walk across the hot coals
in Kung Fu. You have to that's your right at
a parent, that's your right of passage. You have to
step on some stuff that cuts your feet going through
the bedroom at like five am and then be quiet.
So I'm like to kid up. So you have to
hold that inner stream in. Yeah, that's that's the one.
(00:49):
That's the parents scream I'm talking about right there.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
That has to be the quickest elicitation of the F bomb.
There is stepping on a love.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
It rolls the the F in the F bomb rolls
from your foot to your mouth. And then you got
and then you got a.
Speaker 6 (01:09):
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Speaker 4 (01:19):
Gentlemen, CAUs he's happy Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
How are you?
Speaker 4 (01:27):
I'm doing pretty good? Man, doing pretty good? I Uh,
I'm getting uh, I gotta you know, I gonna give
you have a little We'll do a little throwback Tuesday.
Remember uh. In in the beginning days of all this,
I would tell you what I was auditioning for, and
then i'd report back as to whether it was a
win or I ate the bar. Yes, So I'm gonna
(01:49):
start doing that again. All right, So I'm still doing
it again. So so we got we got we got
to in play this week. One is for a new
series going up for high school principal.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Okay, that's not.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Because slucker, Slucker, Crawford sluck. I'm doing. So we got
high School Principal. And then we got a big one.
We got a big audition today. There it's they're making
the movie. Did you see the naval movie Greyhound with Tomanks? Yeah, okay,
(02:28):
they are making the sequel to that, and it's about
that same captain who's on another mission and I'm auditioning
today for a part for a uh. He runs into
another naval captain who helps him, gives him some supplies
from his boat. Who's just been through a very hairy
pass where there was a heavy battle, and he's kind
(02:49):
of informing him of what he's about to go through,
and there's kind of a mutual respect club, and then
he gives him the info on what to do as
he's going up, what to expect us he goes up
through this pas okay. So it's like three or three
or four scenes and it's with Hanks, which would be unbelievable. Now, look,
(03:10):
it's a million something like like like I told Will
as you know, as an actor, when someone says it's
a million to one, you have to go all right, well,
then that's me. We're going to go in. We're going
to go in. And uh and I got those two
auditions today and then I'll report back next tuesday if
I got it or if I ate it. How about that?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
No, I love that? So what I would suggest? And uh,
I feel like I have a pretty good sense about
these kind of things, you know, Yeah, please man, let
me know what I should approach this.
Speaker 7 (03:45):
If I understand correctly, you are a ship's captain who
is going to loan him some supplies and you've already
been through the hell that he's about to jump into.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
And I'm and I'm giving him, I'm giving him the
four one one on what he face.
Speaker 7 (03:58):
Yeah, it's true, Bill, you straight out of Pittsburgh. This up,
This has gotta.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Be the most inser cap Absolutely. You ain't gonna believe
how many bombs.
Speaker 8 (04:12):
Listen from one Gray Hind captain to another.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Your ships, your gray high Huh.
Speaker 9 (04:24):
You're going where? You don't want to go up there?
You don't want to go up here? I want to
go up there. You listen, Hey, I's just up there.
I was just up there, right and I look it.
Let me talk.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
You want to go up there? You know it would be
worse if you went down there.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
I wouldn't go there.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I definitely want to go down there.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Listen, I just come down and you don't want to
go up there?
Speaker 5 (04:55):
All right?
Speaker 4 (04:56):
So I just shout. Thought we'd throw it back to
the old days and the see what happens.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
That's awesome.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Here's why I would love to have that part. Yes,
it would be very cool to be in a movie
with Tom Hanks. But beyond that, my dad was a
navy guy. If I can play to play a naval captain,
I'm so excited for this one. I actually went to
the Army Navy shurtplus store on Sunday and found a
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naval captain's shirt so that I could walk in there
kind of looking the part. And I'm certainly wrinkled and gray.
And so we'll see what happens.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Man.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
I'm excited. I'm excited, but hey, we're in the playoffs. Man,
We're in the playoffs. It's we're either going to move
on or will be one and done this week. And
I'll keep you guys posted.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Dude, I love it. So now you got a big
travel week. What's your deal?
Speaker 4 (05:49):
I do? I am coming, by the way. I want
to let you know, Pittsburghers, if you're looking for something
to do this week, I will be up in Erie,
Pennsylvania performing. I got to show Thursday to Friday to Saturday.
And listen, I know things are tight right now. If
you just can't make it, don't worry. I'm just shining
the bat signal. If you want something to do, I'm
up there. Come up and have a laugh. And if not,
(06:11):
I totally get it. But I would be remiss to
let the DV listeners know that I was in Pennsylvany.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Keller's Magic and Comedy Club and uh Billy Billy will
be there all weekend and I can't imagine tickets are
going to be available for very long if there are
any now, so you can go to their website Kellersmagic dot.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Com formally Comedy Club.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Yeah, I gotta tell you, man, that's I love that club.
That is such a fun, it's fun club to work erie.
It's like a hidden little gem up there. The club
is super super duper fun. So I'm really looking forward
to it.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yeah. I got a bunch of my friends going to
see you there, Buddy Couzy.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Let me know if there's any family that needs tickets
or whatever to just hit me.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yeah, no, no, you're gonna get the onslaught. It's uh
remember calli Endo playing it there one time and he's like, hey,
let me know if union tickets or whatever. And I'm like,
my dad wants to go, can you leave come for
my dad? He's like sure, And then afterwards he after
the show, he called me, he goes, hey, I just
met your dad and I went yeah, and he went
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daddy loves Windy and hung up.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
He's like, wind That sounds like a little envy, is
what that sounds but it is. I like it. That
last time I was up there, it was very productive too.
That's I told you. Those are my one man dog sessions.
We're out in the cabin.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
I got a book.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Full of book full of premises, and we'll see what happened.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Here you go, buddy.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
They keep grinding this thing towards the future. I did
a show up there with you Bill. Some beautiful theater.
Was it the State Theater?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Is that what it was?
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Yeah? Yeah, it's right on Maine, I think it is.
It was. It was back in the Mike and Molly days.
They have that great brandy that Warner Warners that's.
Speaker 8 (08:03):
On State Street Street, great old theater.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Oh it's refurbish.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (08:09):
They put like ten or twelve million dollars into that thing.
It's a the State game, a bunch of money because
it's one of the original Warners.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
It's beautiful, really gorgeous. Feels it.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
It feels it when you go in there, you get
the dust on your shoes.
Speaker 8 (08:20):
I like that, and I like this time of year
perfect up there, because the only times I've been up there,
I feel like it's the dead of winner and Winners
with the wind and the ice it's it's a.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Real hard place to be. Well.
Speaker 7 (08:33):
Sadly, it is going to be fall like weather up
there all week there. Bill, you're gonna.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
That ain't sad to me. I'm happy about that. I'm
already I'm ready. I'm already forcing. I'm forcing bring bring
your jacket. I'm already forcing the sweaters. Patty keeps telling
me not yet, not yet. I'm just so ready for sweaters.
I can't even tell you. I'm so ready to go
into Newman Rogers mode. That's where I mean, mister, I love.
(09:00):
I'm right. I'm a sweater man. I'm a sweat fan
of the Macy sees me come, Macy sees me coming,
and they open the door. Mister godell right, this way
so good? You would preap something into cat again. Yeah.
Speaker 10 (09:13):
No, Billy likes to bypass spooky season and go right
for the good stuff.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
He likes to go right, Abby, Abby, thank you for
knowing me.
Speaker 11 (09:22):
Sel I do you like the holiday joy?
Speaker 5 (09:25):
Yeah? From spooky season?
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Dude. October is just let's just blow through this month. Nothing.
I just we could admit October. We could just go
September November for me. Just let's just roll right through it.
Speaker 10 (09:41):
There's I have some neighbors who are bypassing and they're like,
they're like, they want you to know they're not into it.
They just skipped and they went right to Christmas decorations.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
They do not care. Well, No, we have a we
have a we have a November twenty third hard date
in this house. I'm not allowed to light anything up
until that. That's what I've been told. That's that's my
I pushed. We got four years four days earlier. This years.
We're just excited about that. I got a little extra.
I found a new thing for my Christmas tree too.
(10:13):
Was in Uh. I was in Georgia last week and
uh we went into one of those little country restaurants, Patty.
We went to visit Patty's dad last week. Dead little family,
an actual cracker barrel. No no, no, no. I was
some one of those places that's been there since like
nineteen sixty two. Because I didn't see a green leaf
(10:35):
for three days. Everything I mean it was fried, fried,
with a side of fried or gravy. It was like
I looked at the table at one point it was
fried shrimp, fried pickles, French fries, hush puppies. I'm like,
I gotta get out of here. Man, I'm permea swat.
The Red Hulk is about the bust out of me.
(10:56):
Did you get We know we had fried pickles, that
was one of the other they're good, and yeah, it's
all good, but I can't eat like that.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
No more.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Got a tiny little storage tank. And then my brain
starts going two more wouldn't be bad. Shut up, shut up.
But I saw this cool little thing where it's like
a ladder where Santa is holding lights and he's a
little Santa and he and he goes up to the
top of the ladder and then he goes back down
(11:29):
the light and I'm going to put that on a tree.
It's coming here. She doesn't know I ordered that.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
Yeah, the check.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
You found a Greg Almond angel that you were going
to put on.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Top of.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
We have a We have a we have a tradition
in this house. At the holidays, everybody who comes to
Thanks Dinner has to hang an ornament, and then we
buy an ornament everywhere we go. We have for twenty
five years. And our tree kind of tells our story,
which is pretty cool, right. You know, I'm big sap,
but uh, you know, uh Will has a place now,
and so he's kind of started that little collection of
(12:17):
his ornaments for when he has a tree at his place.
So he's got We got one from Scotland, Ireland, England,
Paris when we were over there. So he's starting to
build his collection. But when I was down there, I
saw an ornament for him. There's gonna love it. It's
literally like a four inch Bob Ross ornament. It's just
Bob Ross and he used to watch that with my
(12:37):
dad all the time because my dad was an artist.
I can't wait to give that a little bit of tree,
a little bit of green. Cheer cheer, will, cheer, will
create whatever you want. You want to put a bird there,
put a bird there. I think we all should be
watching Bob Ross and mister Rogers until we come back
to our sense.
Speaker 7 (12:53):
Well, you know, mister Rogers got his star on the
Pittsburgh Walk of Fame yesterday along with Love that a
lot with Michael Keaton, and Michael Keaton showed up for that.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Now, Billy, I want you to hear this. Pittsburgh, he
showed up.
Speaker 7 (13:08):
And his whole family from around the country flew in
to be here with him. Like, that's how big of
a deal he took that, Like you could totally understand,
or maybe not understand, but you could totally see if
Michael Keaton was like, you know what, thanks, here's a video.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
And that's it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 7 (13:25):
But he came and made it a big deal and
had a celebration with his family and they walked him
on with this music.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
How awesome is that? And then then he had this
This was that like a local marching band.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
I think it was like members of the Philharmonic or
something order the symphony orchestra. It's so cool man, Yeah,
he thought so too. Check it out. Thank you very
very much. This is ridiculously nice.
Speaker 12 (14:06):
Uh it's another first actually, uh speaking first, I don't
think I've had words before, but I don't think I
was ever played on by a tuba before.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
You go and a boy. I don't think that's ever
happened before.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
He is the coolest man talk about the right there
and mister Rogers and Keith. That's two first ballot Hall
of famers right there, and everyone knows he's started off work. Yeah,
which is even cooler. That's just so great.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Tell him the rest of the list.
Speaker 8 (14:46):
They also had Clemente and Carnegie.
Speaker 7 (14:49):
Wow, Nelly, Yeah, it was all Jonas pretty good by
the way, Jonah pretty good, pretty good.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Uh, this is the.
Speaker 7 (14:58):
Part I wanted to play about Keaton taking something like
this city. This is why like and I mentioned this
that you have this same quality. And I think Joemanganelo
does as well.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
He loves sharing his celebrity with the city of Pittsburgh
and all the cool stuff that he does. He doesn't
guard it as something that is you know, in spite
of coming from Pittsburgh he had the success. He thinks
it has a lot to do with it.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Thanks for coming everybody.
Speaker 13 (15:26):
You can see some friends, my family whom I love,
and I'm more proud of them than even getting this.
And my brother Robert came all the way from Florida,
My brother Paul came all the way from California.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
George came from the Rocks. It's down the river. It's
like an effort.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
He took the good Shi beer.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
That just makes me love him even more. It really
does that. And that's it. That's right. It's not in
spite of it's because of It's that it's that work ethic,
that imagination, you know that that Keaton hits it down
the middle man. He just hits it don middle.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
I got to meet him one time and I was
thrilled to do and then I got one digital exchange
with him because he was they were working on bringing
him on the show for something specific and it didn't happen,
and I was really bummed out because I just thought, like,
I would have loved to have him on this platform,
you know, because I'm not sure if it was like
(16:35):
this when he left in the early eighties. Jimmy and Steve.
Speaker 7 (16:38):
I think we're just kind of coming on and you know,
I think he is the like embodiment and you have
this too, man, like I said, like the idea that
that you appreciate Pittsburgh, but you guys appreciate Pittsburgh for
what it gave you, you know. And I think that there
are a lot of people who left here and think
(16:59):
that they made it happen in spite of.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
Well, I think that those people are jack offs. Yeh yeah,
and they I think there's differences though, but I think
that some people just don't get the experience in the city.
Speaker 7 (17:14):
Like, I don't know if I necessarily fault them. Their
upbringing could be different the stress of like the civic
pride in their family might not have been as great,
which is hard to imagine at Pittsburgh.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
But that's also you know, possible, Bill.
Speaker 8 (17:26):
I also think that they might not totally get the
Pittsburgh humor like they might be like Jeff Goldblum is
a great example. He loves Pittsburgh. He's a guy from Pittsburgh.
But I don't know that he gets the level of
the Yinzer humor like Keaton does.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Like Billy does, like Darrel like it. They're more of
like the streets level of Pittsburgh.
Speaker 8 (17:50):
Yes, like if you come from the Rocks or if
you're coming from the alley in Swiss Fail like Billy.
You know, you get Pittsburgh all the way down to
its core right and.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
The most you know, I'm I'm are like.
Speaker 10 (18:08):
Now we lost your Bill, son of a zoomy Zuomi
zooms are freezing on USh.
Speaker 7 (18:15):
Yeah, we that's a shame. His his connection was going
off and on there for a second. Why don't we
do this conversation? Uh, he's so pissed. Wait did you
get back on? He's gonna swear, Oh, he's gonna swear
with the button.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Yeah, remember that one. That one made it up all right,
looks like we're we've got this the the squinched up
face now. So we're gonna do a break and we'll
let this get fixed, and we'll come back and we'll
have more with Billy Gardell. But I want to let
you guys know, tickets for the Smalls Waltz are flying,
So if you're planning on coming to this year's celebration
(18:47):
of The Last Waltz at Mister Small's on November twenty second,
it's an all star studded affair. Get them Now.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
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Small Theater at eight pm, Randy Bauman's Ramble Band celebrates
the music of the band's iconic concert film The Last Waltons,
featuring Jokerschecky Clinton, Clay Mally, Alphabet, Paul Luke, Jen Wurtz, Philt's,
Liz Berlin, John Binley, Bill Tom Rob James, Mike Minde,
(19:16):
the full Ramble Horns.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
And more.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Don't miss this Thanksgiving tradition as Randy Bamen's Ramble Band
performs the full soundtrack of the band's film The Last Walks,
a portion of the proceeds benefit the Greater Pittsburgh Community
Food Bank. Tickets for the Smalls Waltz available at the
Mister Small's box office or at DVE dot com.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
Hey, it's Randy from the DVE Morning Show. It's California.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
He's back there have him?
Speaker 4 (19:40):
Yes, and at that plugged in and I got aluminum
foil on the antenna. We're back.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Did you want to finish the thought you had before
we went to break or do you not remember what
it was?
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Cay, it's gone. I got hopped and left. I walk
into rooms now and I go, why'd I come in here?
I'm at that age and I just look at Patty
when I did that. You'll put me some place nice, right,
I've been.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
A good.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
The biggest example of that for me is I send
I will send you the same meme. I don't care.
I did it to the I absolutely, I'm like, yeah,
did you see this? Yeah, you said that to me,
Well look at it again.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
Well I find it funny again. So you're going to.
Speaker 7 (20:24):
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Speaker 14 (20:29):
It's not what the Steelers were doing, or how they
were calling it, or even if the offense knew the
defensive call, that was the problem. In side, linebacker Patrick
Queen maintained, it's how the Steelers did what they were
trying to do in Cincinnati that was the issue. Confident
that the structures sound and the method of communicating it sound.
Speaker 15 (20:51):
Yeah, I think communication is good, I think and stuff
that we could do better. I think it's different stuff
that we could do better. But at the end of
the day, you know, we got there what we got,
and I got doublest confidence in us to go out
there and make place. Do you think opposition offenses know
what you guys are in They know what a lot
of people in the NFL, and you know, some some
(21:11):
defense are going better than what we're doing, even when
the offense knowing what they were running. So I think
it's a thing in the NFL like certain coaches got
certain ways they play, they call the game, and you
know offenses may know that. But at the end of
the day, we got we get paid to play technique wise,
assignment wise, whatever we could be better.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Well, that sounded like he was agreeing with people.
Speaker 14 (21:32):
Well, but it's not like The Steelers are the only
team that people know what they're doing. I mean, Joe
Flacco's been around for one hundred years. He can tell
where the double coverage is and where the single coverage
is going to be right, and that's how he proceeds.
That's how Aaron Rodgers proceeds. That's how a lot of
teams proceed It's execution.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (21:49):
The other side of that coin, that might even be
more alarming, is that they also know what the offenses
are doing. They see tendencies, they're doing the tape, you know,
they're doing their film study, and they couldn't stop it.
Anybody who was watching that game or in that stadium
or in the vicinity of Cincinnati on Thursday night knew
that it was a quick slant coming to Jamar Chase.
Speaker 14 (22:11):
And they did not have a safety come up and
fill the hole. When the Bengals went motion and they
had a tight end and a running back out in
the flat, the Steelers sent two guys out there, one
of them being Patrick Queen. Now Ramsey and Elliott are
the deep safety. Yes, one of those guys has to
come up and fill the shallow cross.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
It neither one day wide open, wide open with the
game on the line.
Speaker 14 (22:35):
And then the other side of that is on the
play that was the dagger, the kind of lob fade
to t Higgins.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Jalen Ramsey's impressed.
Speaker 14 (22:44):
He's right with him all the way down and right
as the balls getting there, he kind of stumbles and
Higgins is able to body him and make the catch.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
They should have put our d on a milk carton
because they were missioning.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Like that delivery.
Speaker 8 (23:01):
He held it, he held it, and then he released it.
Speaker 14 (23:10):
It's possible it's another wake up call for him like
they needed early in the year because.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
They've been banging on the door and housekeeping for about
five weeks now what I'm many calls we need.
Speaker 14 (23:21):
We if they if they had got that last stop
and won the game, they might not be as willing
to address these things as they hopefully are.
Speaker 7 (23:30):
So that was the good out of this is that
losing means you got to fix it.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
If you won, you find if you're groping for a
silver lining, that's it.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
And like it felt like about the second quarter, it
was like, whoever has the ball last is going to
get this one. And I was really hoping that the
Bengals would just hold true to who the Bengals are
and blow that at the end of the game.
Speaker 7 (23:51):
But almost for one Flacco interception the second I was.
Speaker 14 (23:59):
Yeah, some splash play, which is kind of what this
defense has been. It's not number one in total yards
or anything, but it's been able to make plays when
it's had to. Thursday night, it was not, and boy
was glaring. What they give up when they don't get
those turnovers or those splash plays. What the Steelers are
doing also came into question when offensive tackle Broderick Jones
(24:20):
leveled quarterback Aaron Rodgers in celebration of a touchdown pass.
Jones subsequently offered an explanation that just did not hold
water in fellow ot Troy Utano's estimation funny story.
Speaker 16 (24:36):
I don't want to put an blast the way that
Roderick described it on the field versus what we seen
on the video.
Speaker 5 (24:42):
It was so funny, you're making fun of it.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
So he saw it very differently in the moment.
Speaker 14 (24:47):
Yeah, in the moment, obviously, motions are high, but.
Speaker 5 (24:53):
I'll let him tell you guys that.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
But it just it wasn't what was pertained in the video.
Speaker 5 (24:59):
Did like t or Pat Byer wearing himself issue anymore.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Please don't jump on my back.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
Directed. Yeah, he might do it again, He might, he might.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
I mean, Roger Shalla is going out there and celebrating
with Aaron.
Speaker 5 (25:13):
This is funny. Well we'll see what happens. But it's
pretty good. Tackle, wasn't it was? It was he took
him to the ground. Might have been a hip drop.
It might have been. He might.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
It might have been.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
Must have been a hip drop.
Speaker 14 (25:28):
Jones, in fact, did not commit to not celebrating again
in such a fashion.
Speaker 16 (25:33):
Yeah, we're still joking about it. Yeah, he was a
little mad, but I'm sorry. You know, this football that
gets intense, but you know it's still no longer. It's
just the energy that he brings and that I bring.
He told me, don't lose the fire, and I told
him the same. So you know, we shall see on
Sunday after he throws another touchdownt want to.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
Tackle him again? Please don't, please don't.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
Yeah, don't you imagine having to tell Jones out there like, hey, buddy.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
You know when we're out there.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
And everybody's yelling and cheering and they're twelve, and then
I throw something into the ends or yeah, I'd like
to be able to do that again. Could you not
land on me? Thanks so much, I appreciate you.
Speaker 14 (26:22):
It's gonna look like that scene in The Replacements where
the Whitery kicker makes a real long field goal and
then Favro chasing them all over the field because he
wants to beat the crap out of him. Guy's serpentinating
all over the place.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
I mean, I don't know if Far's got the wheels
to stay ahead of him.
Speaker 8 (26:38):
Now he's gonna keep warning by his side to you know,
give him a chip block or something.
Speaker 14 (26:45):
Then Warren misses a check and he thinks he's supposed
to tackle him too.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
And I wonder if Project does that all the time,
if he likes the food, he does it to the waiter.
Just jesus, I'm celebrating like that Happy Birthdays due.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Everywhere we goes next for the second time, people start with, hey, buddy, something,
let me ask you something. That was so cool the
way you congratulated our uncle at the end of his marathon.
Speaker 14 (27:18):
But also, job Rogers did star in a production of
of Mice and Men at Georgia.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
Is the fake.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
That's just Pisson a quarterback?
Speaker 5 (27:30):
And again, tell me about the Rabbits.
Speaker 14 (27:35):
Lionspeak the Bucks twenty four to nine, and the Seahawks
took care of the Texans twenty seven to nineteen in
Monday Night football. Last night, in Major League Baseball Game
seven of the American League Championship Series, the Blue Jays
get a three run home run from George Springer in
the bottom of the seventh and beat Seattle four to three.
The Mariners still haven't been to a World Series and
(27:57):
they're not going this year. Jays are going back for
the first time since nineteen ninety three.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
The Dodgers are waiting for him.
Speaker 14 (28:05):
The World Series begins on Friday in Toronto vlad Guerrero Junior.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
The ALCS MVP ten Monster ten.
Speaker 14 (28:13):
For twenty six with three home runs, three doubles, and
a one point three to three tops. He was looked
like he was crying on the field while they were celebrating.
Of course, his dad played for the Exposed and he
was born in Canada, and great day to be a Canadian.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
She's gonna be a good Cherish, gonna be a real
good series, good Cherish man.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Big Dumper took it hard last night.
Speaker 14 (28:37):
Big Dumper was in the on deck circle after homering
homer in that game.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Solo hitcher Brian was being interviewed and off camera you
can hear the sadness. Having Connor's further than any other
team in franchise history.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
Sounds like coned House, Like this is just screaming tough.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
I thought they did.
Speaker 14 (29:05):
They did a tremendous job on TV last night of
just showing the celebration and the announcers kind of shut up,
and they were going back and forth between Blue Jays
hugging each other and just blank stares in the dugout
from Seattle.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
They couldn't even move.
Speaker 5 (29:19):
Oh so close, so close, and yet so far.
Speaker 14 (29:23):
Pen's hosting up Vancouver tonight seven o'clock at the rink
and on your Penn flagship one oh five nine the.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Next time, Did you guys take the Dodgers? Though, because
Roderick Jones went around and celebrated with everyone last night
from the Blue Jays, so most of those guys have
some blown out knees, only loud.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Anybody Roger got a minute.
Speaker 14 (29:45):
Penn's only allowed three goals in third periods this year.
Only the Islanders in Avalanche with two each have done
better in third periods, So maybe they're starting to think
about getting.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
It more with Billy Gardelle. When we can back from
the commercial break here on if.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
You're drumming on the steering wheel that he's doing his job.
Chad Tyson rocks Pittsburgh weekday afternoons on DV. He also
has a reloaded cut from the DV Morning Show and
Sports News after Noons with Chad Tyson on DV E.
Speaker 7 (30:18):
Five words, no one wants to hear you need a
new roof?
Speaker 2 (30:22):
What do you do? Who do you call? How are
you gonna pay for it? Well, it's ready from the
DV Morning Now, Well it's live in Los Angeles.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
H G.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Yeah, it's Steelers and Packers Sunday Night football here on
DVE and a twenty kickoff, which means four thirty We
get the pregame going and Mike Pursuda will crank up
the network at six twenty and then of course Rob King,
Max Stark's Missy Matthews with the kickoff at eight twenty
here on your radio home of the Black and Gold
DV E. Now, Abby, we got chatting with Billy there
(30:52):
and didn't get through a couple of items on your
list there.
Speaker 10 (30:55):
What do you got for us, you know, Billy, whenever
we chat sometimes when we get into our own discussions here,
the phrase that we like to use when things are not.
Speaker 11 (31:06):
For us, we always say, it's not for moms.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
For moms, that's not for mom. That's how my mom
described listening to this radio show. It's not for moms,
it's not for moms.
Speaker 10 (31:18):
So I stumbled upon this uh list here because people
were listening things online that they just don't get the
appeal of at all. There are some things that we
could say are like universally awesome, like you know, tacos
or puppies or coffee.
Speaker 11 (31:34):
But there are just some things that maybe not for moms,
like we just don't get it. I will list them
off for you. Riff is necessary social places where the
music's too loud.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
Oh I got I got one for you. We just
I just took Patty and we went, you know, we'd
go on our little date nights because we're empty nesters now,
which is really sweet. I wanted to see the movie
tron Aries right about one about hey stop it, the
dude's going to show up. And if the dude shows up,
(32:09):
I abide. But we're in there and about four minutes
and Patty says the most mom thing ever. She looks
at me, she goes, well, this is just unbearably loud.
Do you think I could go ask them to turn
it down in the movie? Please just sit here, Please
just sit here with me. Get through this spaceship please
(32:30):
without embarrassing us.
Speaker 8 (32:31):
Even if you think that that's a question you could ask.
Speaker 5 (32:34):
That's how you know you're getting old.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
That's supermom right there an the turning Day. They're not
worrying about people safety and they're hearing I take.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
She's right, I take. I take ear plugs to every
movie because that's the solution. For ten years. I've been
taking earplugs to movies.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
It was it was loud. It was loud even for me,
and I'm allowed human they play them wanted to go
the fact she wanted to go ask them to turn
it down because she was worried about people in the theater.
They're hearing her.
Speaker 7 (33:03):
Well, you know there's a decibel app you can get.
I have it on my phone that you can tell
you click on it. It tells you how loud the
room you're in. Oh, really, she could have done that
and just taking it right to the manager and been like,
I don't.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
Think we need to be achievement. You see this tron
that guy. Listen. If she had a cornered that manager,
he would have heard about how loud it is, how
dangerous noise is for the inter ear, how the inner
ear works, how it affects you, and how it deteriorates
your hearing later in the future. She'd ad it all. Dude,
you never want to argue with my wife. She's like
(33:36):
she could have been an attorney. Like her blood pressure
don't go up or down, she just keeps coming.
Speaker 15 (33:46):
Still.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
I steal a line from my father all the time
when his wife would get just laying the facts on
him about where he was wrong. He would go, bring
me to confession. Get the chief. I'll signing whatever I
tell you.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Whatever you want to know, meet the cash.
Speaker 4 (34:02):
I did it, I did it, I'll sign it. What
do you want? What's going to make this stop? I'll
sign I did it all.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
What else?
Speaker 4 (34:11):
Toby?
Speaker 2 (34:11):
What else? All?
Speaker 16 (34:12):
Right?
Speaker 10 (34:12):
Another thing that makes the list here worshiping a celebrity.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
Uh yeah, wait, it's not a mom thing for moms.
Speaker 10 (34:23):
Uh or totally agree the people that like worship influencers even.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Oh that that's particularly problematic.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
I think you have very problematic, very unimpressed, very unimpressed.
But if there's a different way that you can organize
the house or Marie condo, that that's high level stuff.
But movie starts, not not if there's an efficiency person,
that's who's getting idolized. She got more systems in this house,
(34:54):
and Dom Capers I understand. I mean it's when I'm
out of place, you here in the kitchen, over over.
I'm glad you laughed at that because I'm probably gonna
get why were you getting over over down with that one?
(35:18):
She's gonna jam the decimal app in my face. This
is what you sounded like. Tom Caper's is still coaching.
He is, Yes, he's a defensive uh like, not the coordinator,
but the what's he's a defensive assistant.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Defensive assistant for the Panthers.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
Yeah, still doing it, still doing it.
Speaker 10 (35:39):
You guys aren't gonna like this one on the list.
Sports betting made the list.
Speaker 4 (35:44):
Yeah, I don't think Patty Betts. But she does come
in and check my temperature and she's like, show, how
are we doing today? How are we doing today? Which
team do we want to win?
Speaker 15 (35:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (35:56):
Sometimes she's said, what do you need in this one?
Speaker 5 (35:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (36:00):
And then has magic feet. When she's sitting next to me,
there's an offensive foot and there's a defensive foot, and
I grab one of them when I need a score
or stop special power, special power. She just sits nex
(36:23):
to me. She got little feet, so I grab her foot.
You gotta make it weird. That's because Mike does that.
You know, rabbits foot, Ryan were we just didn't say it.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Trying to tell.
Speaker 4 (36:39):
You God, those are the two extremes in life. You
either believe in the rabbit's foot or wreck Ryan.
Speaker 10 (36:48):
People said that they do not understand competitive eating competitions.
Speaker 4 (36:53):
No, that's the hot Dog contest. Every year, I'll put
that on for five minutes and that's just horrible.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Ever watched it the whole thing?
Speaker 4 (37:01):
Me When this is over, I can make about five.
Speaker 7 (37:04):
I never Yeah, I kind of looked at it for
a little bit, like s I meet twenty.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
That was enough hot thoughts.
Speaker 4 (37:10):
It's insane.
Speaker 11 (37:13):
Conversely, will you watch like the Hot Ones?
Speaker 5 (37:16):
Yeah? I like that.
Speaker 4 (37:17):
I like it because the chicken is that the chicken.
That's kind of funny to watch someone start heating up.
That is funny.
Speaker 10 (37:24):
Do you think you could do it, Billy Gardell.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
I couldn't get your conversation. The old Billy guard Dell could.
The new one could not know that that heat would
put me right over at Saint Joseph's emergency room.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Mysophing.
Speaker 4 (37:40):
Yeah, it would look it would look like you remember
when when the blood from the alien dripped and it
melted through nine floors of the spaceship. I'll be done.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
That's ship.
Speaker 4 (37:53):
They'd rolled me out, and I'd give the thumbs up.
That's true, I'll be done.
Speaker 10 (38:00):
Oh this is timely for this time of year. Pumpkin spice.
Speaker 5 (38:06):
I'm a fan.
Speaker 4 (38:07):
Yeah, I'm a fan. I love it as soon as
it hits the shelves. I cracker, you know what I did.
Speaker 5 (38:12):
What you like?
Speaker 4 (38:13):
Is it the.
Speaker 8 (38:13):
Creamer, the muffins, the twinkies, the toilet paper?
Speaker 4 (38:17):
I like you? I like no, I like the coffee,
the latte, the pumpkin spice latte. When that hits and uh,
I just got such a perk man. I don't realize
because I don't go through all your rewards you can
get for your sky mile numbers or whatever somebody showed.
I don't even dude, And I got like a million
eight miles on Delta. I got a million six on America.
(38:40):
There should I should have a plane with my name
on it, But.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
That would be cool if you can catch it in For.
Speaker 4 (38:46):
That, I go up my app because well, thank you
for flying cauzy and ship down now. But I was
looking through my work right and I had a Starbucks
thing where you could you could like you could? Yeah, yeah,
(39:08):
I had like nine of them. So I downloaded the
app with a little help. Yes, but I got the
app and then Patty linked it for me, and then
I hit the flood button. Dude, let me give you
the perspective. You can get a pumpkin spice Lotte for
two hundred Starbucks stars. I got twelve thousand, so I
(39:30):
ain't paying for coffee again for about five years. Wow,
I'm coffee's on the house on the You got like the.
Speaker 5 (39:38):
Starbucks four oh one K. How long you've been building
that up?
Speaker 4 (39:41):
I had no idea. It was just one of the perks,
and they keep building and building and then I finally cash,
So yeah, I'm jammed. I got coffee for everybody. Well,
the next time, I seeing how ready to.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Get a franchise, can get a whole store?
Speaker 4 (39:58):
You know what. I'm the captain now.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
Yeah. If I had a Starbucks franchise, I'd tell everybody
turn that heat down just two notches and let's let's
let's not let's not roast that coffee so much. Let's yeah,
let's light that up just a little bit.
Speaker 11 (40:14):
I don't do the pumpkin spice lottes like. That's not
my jam.
Speaker 4 (40:18):
It's not a mom, it's not for moms.
Speaker 11 (40:20):
But I'll tell you what. I've been seeing a lot
of pumpkin cheesecakes, a lot of pumpkin.
Speaker 4 (40:25):
I'll be telling the truth. Catching your eye.
Speaker 11 (40:29):
Oh, I've been just destroying it, Billy. If it's on
the menu, it's.
Speaker 4 (40:38):
Catching my eye.
Speaker 10 (40:45):
One of the other things that was on the list,
I'm gonna actually put two of these things together. Either
watching someone else online play a video game.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
I don't understand that at all.
Speaker 4 (40:54):
I have trouble with this. Okay. I'm just going to
tell you. When me and my man Joey O'Connell from
Hill's moved to California, we drove out here was whatever
the car would hold, two grand for one month's rent
and groceries, and that's it. That was our We bet everything,
and and we had no money for cable. Back then,
they had uh it was called Sega Genesis, and they
(41:19):
had a game called Techmobowl.
Speaker 5 (41:22):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 4 (41:23):
And and me and Joey we'd be broke sitting in
LA trying to figure out what to do in our
little apartment, and Joe came up with the idea, let's
put a game on. I said, what are you talking about?
So he sets up the Techmo Bowl. We picked two
teams and we let we let it auto play, right.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (41:42):
And dude, the funniest one was my manager, Chris, my
original manager, would would come out and he would, you know,
fill our fridge with food and get us rolling to him.
But one day he flies in, right and he opens
the door and me and O'Connell are sit on the
couch chips watching an automated Techmo Bowl game, and we
(42:06):
were calling the game as we were watching it.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
And now kids make a zillion dollars doing that. Were
doing that?
Speaker 8 (42:22):
Yeah, man, you used to do it live like you
would be you know, your friend's house. They only have
one controller, so they're playing Mario Brothers and you're just
sitting on the bed watching her.
Speaker 4 (42:34):
Come on. Yeah, you gotta make them go fast.
Speaker 5 (42:36):
And then you got to make them stop.
Speaker 4 (42:38):
On that little you got a double jump back, double jump.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
Well, the backseat driving that would go on. It's just ridiculous.
Speaker 8 (42:45):
But now, like I, I actually understand, I'm not I'm
not into it, but I understand that the games now
are so high leveled and multifaceted that to watch somebody
play it at a high level to be able to
do all of the stuff, it's probably.
Speaker 5 (43:03):
Exciting for these kids.
Speaker 4 (43:04):
If what I do now, i'd probably watch that stuff. Here.
Here's what I do. I just I don't play many games.
I only play I think it's called third person, which
means you could see your guy. I'm from the eighties.
I got to see my guy. I don't want to.
I don't want the two arms in front of me
bouncing up and down. I want to see my gun
off the wall, get into a building, flip the switch.
(43:24):
I want to see him do all this. So there's
not many games I play because they're not like that.
But every now and then one comes along and I
love it. And I'm a big, big Indiana Jones fan.
So there's a new Indiana Jones game on so I'm
at this point where I got to swim through this lake.
A giant snake keeps eating me before I get to
the shore. And so what what I do is when
(43:46):
Will comes home from the break, if I'm at a
level there where it's too hard to get by, I
just say, hey, handle this for me.
Speaker 15 (43:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (43:53):
Will sits down and then blows it out. I told
that I've been I've been trying to beat this snake
for about four days. And I told him last night
my son gets here, he's gonna wear you like a belt. Yeah,
He's like I was alone. I was completely alone with
that conversation.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
He's a mercenary for you. He's like, you're blackwater.
Speaker 5 (44:16):
Cheat.
Speaker 4 (44:18):
Deal with this guy for me.
Speaker 7 (44:20):
Billy Guard now live from Los Angeles this weekday Keller's
Magic and Comedy Club. There's two nights you're doing shows?
Speaker 5 (44:28):
Right?
Speaker 7 (44:28):
No?
Speaker 4 (44:28):
No, I'm doing Thursday, Friday and Saturday.
Speaker 7 (44:30):
You do three nights, Okay, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Keller's Magic
and Comedy Club right on State Street up there in Erie.
P A and uh just a hop, skip and a
jump up the road. Also thanks for Charlie Batch Jean's
Stairtor tomorrow in the show, Mister Wednesday, Jeff concle Merril Hodge,
p FT commenter, and Mark Madden.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
Love you, Billy, We'll see.
Speaker 4 (44:47):
You next week.
Speaker 7 (44:48):
And Michelle's up next with the Electric Lunch at noon.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
Have a great day of but I'm finished. You stay classy, Pittsburgh.
Speaker 9 (44:55):
Don't touch your face he got him time priceburg Hoday, Baby,
but now you call me Moronald?
Speaker 4 (45:00):
Would you not eat my pants?
Speaker 5 (45:02):
Ronald?
Speaker 2 (45:05):
Whoa man? Whay gogle ahead.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
It's time for the Steelers Daily Report on DVE, brought
to you by Calliane Pizza and Draft Holes, three time
world pizza champions at Steelers Pro Shop. Get it direct
from the team at shop dot Steelers dot com.
Speaker 5 (45:24):
Here's Tom Opperman.
Speaker 17 (45:25):
The Steelers were trying to bounce back from their loss
to Cincinnati last Thursday night by welcoming the Green Bay
Packers to town for Sunday Night football.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
One thing to monitor for.
Speaker 17 (45:32):
Steelers fans is the week progresses as the status of
wide receiver Calvin Austin, the third, who's been sidelined for
the past couple of games with a shoulder injury suffered
during the team's Week four triumph against the Vikings in Dublin,
Austin's absence has been felt in the Steelers offense. Over
the two games without Austin, Steelers wide receivers not named
DK Metcalf received just four total targets.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
From quarterback Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 17 (45:53):
Austin has had seventeen targets over the four games that
he's played in this year, catching ten of those for
one hundred and thirty nine yards in.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
Two time touchdowns.
Speaker 17 (46:01):
After seeing the tight ends emerge in the passing game
last week, thanks in large part ti one hundred and
eleven receiving yards and two touchdowns by Pat Fryarmouth, adding
Austin back into the mix should only enhance the Steelers
passing attack against the Packers defense that comes in allowing
just twenty point eight points per game, tenth fewist in
the NFL. Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin is sent to
address the media this afternoon for his weekly press conference
(46:21):
and will hopefully shed more light on Calvin Austin.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
The third status on tom up from in with the
Steelers report, the.
Speaker 1 (46:28):
Black and Gold faith will always travel well to see
the team on the road. And now Caliente and Dvie
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