September 16, 2021 • 13 mins
On today's episode we go over Dylan and Bad Larry's week 1 picks, this week's picks and Bad Larry has an issue with Dylan over the Giants. Enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
This is Dan Patrick takes a game. Gambling was something
that I do a clever way to circumvent Dan actually
making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became
consumed by and now joined by Bad Larry and Dylan
the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Alrighty, well, quite a
(00:22):
debut for you to, Um, Larry, let me start with you.
Who had a worse weekend? You or Aaron Rodgers? Well,
thankfully I was playing against Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football,
so I guess he had a worse week. All right.
Uh so, Dil, did you actually have a good week? Um?
(00:44):
You know that's objective or subjective, I guess. But um,
I think I started off bad with college and then
I started rebounding a little with NFL. But I do
think I had some some bright spots. Okay, let's let's
recap what you it and then i'll get to bad Larry. So, uh,
you were four and four last week? Yes? Um? So
(01:07):
I started off with Thursday night Dak hit the over
in his passing and a half um and then I
did also have the Cowboys plus nine in that game
in a parlay which also had charges plus one which
hit and then I had the over and Cardinals Titans
at fifty two and a half and they made it
(01:28):
to fifty one. So just swinging a miss on that one. Okay, Uh, bad, Larry.
I got you at four and four, But that seems
like a generous four and four. Didn't you have like
seven or eight teasers with your Buffalo bills? Being right?
That four and four is exactly what it was. And
the teasers there were six teasers and they went three
(01:49):
and three three with Buffalo lost and everything else one damn? Okay,
why don't you recap your your weekend there? Um? No,
I hard to recap Dan Buffalo, my big bed of
the week, um destroyed me. Um. I just had to
hit every other game, that's all. So I'm living with
(02:11):
four and for the way I have is I'm down
four units right now because I have five units on
Buffalo and then four units plus Veg obviously, but um,
you know I lost the five units on Buffalo and
then all the other games. One. Uh, your bad beat
was what did you have? One? Um? You know, I
(02:34):
had to move my son into Hoboken, so I didn't
see any games, so I can't tell if they were bad.
All I heard was I had a block punt for
a touchdown, and I only need Buffalo to win the games.
I don't need him to cover and uh block punt
for a touchdown tough to overcome. I gotta work on
my special teams. I guess all right, anybody taking any
(02:54):
action on tonight tonight's gale, I did put two. I
have too, so that game tonight, damn? Okay, um, I
have the under in the Giant game at forty one,
and I have Washington. Okay, So you have Washington minus
three Washington minus three, right, Okay, Dylan, do you have
(03:17):
anything on tonight? I am going head to head with
Larry and I'm taking the Giants plus the points plus
the points. I like hearing as Dylan. I've got a
new strategy that I'm actually I'm gonna try and employ
for the season, and I'm gonna try and take all
the prime time underdogs against the spread. Okay, I don't.
It just kind of came to me in a fever
dream one night and I was like, I'm going to
(03:37):
give it a spin. You don't apply much logic with
your bets. Well, I have found in the past when
I go down the logic rabbit hole, it actually starts
to backfire. So okay, recap, give us your picks for
this week. So you have tonight's game. What else do
you have? Yeah? So for we want to start NFL
like whatever you because I have some colleges. Okay, that's
(04:00):
do college. Okay, So for college, I've got Cincinnati minus
four against Indiana Miami the U minus six and a
half over Michigan State. Alabama minus fourteen over Florida fourteen
and a half. I think it may have moved a little.
And then two lane Ole miss under seventy six was
in my college and your NFL ones for the National
(04:22):
Football League. Um so, in addition to the Giants plus
the points, I have Titan Seahawks over fifty four and
a half. Now you have the Giants plus four. Bad
Larry has Washington minus three. Yes, so I think I
saw it at three and a half and four. I
figured maybe it had moved. It's at three now. So
when I put these in yesterday, it was four. What else?
(04:45):
Um Cardinals minus four over the uh? Who are the
Cardinals playing? Vikings? UM? And Steelers minus five and a
half over the radar, especially after the Raiders did my
Ravens thirty on mondays um and or I have the
(05:07):
Ravens Chiefs game over fifty four and a half. And
then I've got two money line dogs Bengals money line
plus one over the Bears m and obviously Ravens money
line plus one sixty over the Chiefs, which is might
be a throwaway bat also, but I'm gonna do it anyways.
(05:28):
And I have a part one parlay um Rams minus
three and a half Saints minus three and a half
in Cincinnati College money line. I just whipped that one together.
I wish you, I wish you. I wish you did
as much work at work as you do the other's
(05:49):
stuff here, uh as we make this segue to somebody
who doesn't have a job, bad Larry. Alright now, I
am just driving this days. I just dropped my wife
off at a stool, and I'm sitting on main street
in belmar Um. So I gotta look at my pick.
So if you're gonna have to look on my phone
for my picks, so do you have any commenting on
(06:10):
my picks? I won't hear you. I don't think I
don't know how to work speaker phone. But let me
say Okay, do you know how do you have time?
I have the Saints minus three, the Bears minus three,
the Rams minus four, the Cards minus four, and Dallas
plus three. They're all to two unit bets. Okay. Ohh
(06:39):
and I'm sorry, and under the Giants at they're all
two unit bets. Okay. Now I'm back to listen to
your response. Damn, oh no, no, I'm just here too.
I'm like the court stenographer. I'm just writing everything down there. Okay,
because I'm not finished, I have I have a teaser,
and then I have a couple more one unit bets
for you. So let me go back to looking at
(07:00):
my phone and hang on. I have a three team teaser, Dan,
That means I get ten points to adjustice reads. Okay,
you got to tell me if I guessing read you.
You have a three team teaser with the Buccaneers, the
Browns and the Rounds and the over in the Rams game.
(07:25):
And then my one unit bets our Washington minus three,
the Pats minus five, and the Eagles plus three and
a half. I's bounced back week, Dan, Uh, no college
action for you. I didn't do any college I gotta
(07:46):
wait till after Christmas for college after Christmas, that's when
I usually go south. You don't you don't know anything
about these guys yet, who's in a fifth year, who's
who's transferred. I don't know all that stuff, all right,
I mean, but you can you can kind of do
a little guesswork and figure Alabama is probably going to
kick the crap out of people for the first couple
(08:08):
of weeks this season. Yeah, I thought that about Notre
Dame and I was in two. I'm done with Notre
Dame after that first week. I'm done with them. And
it worked. It would have worked out if I had
taken it would Yeah, seventeen point favor. Yeah. Um. I also, Larry,
I did want to point out um at the end
(08:28):
of our previous episode, you didn't like one of my
picks in particular, which was Iowa straight up over Iowa
stay and I I thought about that when I saw
that score. Nice pick, that was the That was the
only college game that hit though, So I'll take I'll
take what I can get. Well, I you know, I
didn't realize that Dan was our stenographer, and I think
he and you might be in cahoots to beat me.
(08:50):
So I'm gonna have to start writing your picks down.
So today this week, you got another free path because
I don't have I don't know if I'm the course
that Dan's really trying to hit himself to for this.
So no, it's not like he's secretariat. He's like Mr Ed.
I mean, he's not secretary with a broken leg. Yeah, yeah,
he's No, I'm not saddling up with Dylan. No, I'm
(09:11):
here because you have done this for many, many years,
and you're pretty good at doing this, and I thought,
I want you guys to both do well, I'm not
rooting against anybody here. Well, I would like that's a
good point. Um, I'm gonna have to start getting on
some of Dylan's picks. Then that's a slippery slope. But now, Dan,
where can I hear this podcast of I don't look,
(09:35):
you're not even capable of the speaker phone, dude, So
how are you going to hear the podcast? Well, my
son watches your show every morning, and I go down
in the basement and watch it with him. But I
moved him to Hobokera. I don't even have to turn
his TV on the base, and I might as well
just shut the door and never go down here again. Okay,
I'm gonna work anything. I will get Jack the intern
to send you the podcast and then okay, that's part.
(10:00):
I would love that because I one of that. As
far as just to believe, I hit my button for
Google and I asked Google and it said Dan Patticks
not add for the next fourteen days. This is yesterday
on Google. So I said, where can you view Dan Patrick?
And he said no, no television for the next fourteen days.
And then I said, well, maybe that's why they needed
(10:20):
my picks yesterday because they were going on vacation. Is
that I mean, is that not true? Or no? No,
I'm not going on vacation. Badlary. I picture you rocking
like an old flip phone? Is that? Oh? No? To
put my bets in online, I had to get up Android.
But it's not My kids all want me to have
an It's an old Androids. Not for communicating, just that
(10:46):
placing that just that placing and phone conversation respect anything else. Yeah,
what more do you need? Larry does it? He needs
a Budweiser and a TV and and that's about it.
In a flip phone, just to be able to bring
there like open cannabud right next to me in my car. Right,
you're not supposed to be having a roadie here. It's
(11:09):
moment that doesn't matter. Well, everybody knows who bad Larry
is in his hometel. No one's bothering me. Don't worry
about it. They're out there on payroll. Um, not even
on payroll. Just in awe. I guess that's even better, right,
way better? S Okay, Well, I wish you guys well
(11:31):
starting with the Giants in Washington game, and good luck
this weekend we go. I got one more thing, Dylan,
since we're picking, we're remembering what people said the first
time I ever spoke to you, said the Giants were
impossible to watch, and we both agree we should just
met the under every week. And that second week of
the season, and you're picking them to win. I said
(11:52):
they're my team and you said, hope. Well, okay, so
I'm not picking them to not lose by more than three.
But um no, I mean this is about as big
as a snoozer as I could think of Giants football team.
Um and no Fitzpatricks. So we got that Heineke guy again, right,
he's actually probably more excited like he was fun to
(12:13):
watch last year that game. Yeah, he played well against Brady. Yeah,
it could be something. There's something that's something to do tonight.
So an old friend of mine, Dan told me, this
is thirty years ago. We're gambling back in Rod's tavern
and seeger and he told me that he wishes the
NFL went to two games every night, So every night
you had two NFL games and just worked the schedule.
(12:34):
I don't really care because last night I went to
bed in like ten thirty last night. There was nothing
to do. I'm actually looking forward to the watch Washington.
The days do seem more hollow when they're once it's
football season. You really noticed when there isn't football on,
but there is sort of. Then it's nice when you
get to like Thursday. You know, if it's every day,
it's like it'd be like Christmas every day. And by
(12:56):
the way, I'm right, we're writing down everything. We're documenting everything, Larry,
just letting you know we have the paperwork for all
your bets. Okay, that's perfect because we used to keep
my card game money in an insurance office and figuret
and every day, you know, we'll just go back in
like at the end of the year would say, Wow,
would wouldn't it be nice to just have that money
sitting in a pile somewhere. Unfortunately I was living on it.
(13:18):
I'll let you enjoy your Budweiser and uh and we'll
talk to you next week. You got it. Good luck guys,
Thank you Larry,
This is Dan Patrick takes a game. Gambling was something
that I do a clever way to circumvent Dan actually
making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became
consumed by and now joined by Bad Larry and Dylan
the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Alrighty, well, quite a
(00:22):
debut for you to, Um, Larry, let me start with you.
Who had a worse weekend? You or Aaron Rodgers? Well,
thankfully I was playing against Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football,
so I guess he had a worse week. All right.
Uh so, Dil, did you actually have a good week? Um?
(00:44):
You know that's objective or subjective, I guess. But um,
I think I started off bad with college and then
I started rebounding a little with NFL. But I do
think I had some some bright spots. Okay, let's let's
recap what you it and then i'll get to bad Larry. So, uh,
you were four and four last week? Yes? Um? So
(01:07):
I started off with Thursday night Dak hit the over
in his passing and a half um and then I
did also have the Cowboys plus nine in that game
in a parlay which also had charges plus one which
hit and then I had the over and Cardinals Titans
at fifty two and a half and they made it
(01:28):
to fifty one. So just swinging a miss on that one. Okay, Uh, bad, Larry.
I got you at four and four, But that seems
like a generous four and four. Didn't you have like
seven or eight teasers with your Buffalo bills? Being right?
That four and four is exactly what it was. And
the teasers there were six teasers and they went three
(01:49):
and three three with Buffalo lost and everything else one damn? Okay,
why don't you recap your your weekend there? Um? No,
I hard to recap Dan Buffalo, my big bed of
the week, um destroyed me. Um. I just had to
hit every other game, that's all. So I'm living with
(02:11):
four and for the way I have is I'm down
four units right now because I have five units on
Buffalo and then four units plus Veg obviously, but um,
you know I lost the five units on Buffalo and
then all the other games. One. Uh, your bad beat
was what did you have? One? Um? You know, I
(02:34):
had to move my son into Hoboken, so I didn't
see any games, so I can't tell if they were bad.
All I heard was I had a block punt for
a touchdown, and I only need Buffalo to win the games.
I don't need him to cover and uh block punt
for a touchdown tough to overcome. I gotta work on
my special teams. I guess all right, anybody taking any
(02:54):
action on tonight tonight's gale, I did put two. I
have too, so that game tonight, damn? Okay, um, I
have the under in the Giant game at forty one,
and I have Washington. Okay, So you have Washington minus
three Washington minus three, right, Okay, Dylan, do you have
(03:17):
anything on tonight? I am going head to head with
Larry and I'm taking the Giants plus the points plus
the points. I like hearing as Dylan. I've got a
new strategy that I'm actually I'm gonna try and employ
for the season, and I'm gonna try and take all
the prime time underdogs against the spread. Okay, I don't.
It just kind of came to me in a fever
dream one night and I was like, I'm going to
(03:37):
give it a spin. You don't apply much logic with
your bets. Well, I have found in the past when
I go down the logic rabbit hole, it actually starts
to backfire. So okay, recap, give us your picks for
this week. So you have tonight's game. What else do
you have? Yeah? So for we want to start NFL
like whatever you because I have some colleges. Okay, that's
(04:00):
do college. Okay, So for college, I've got Cincinnati minus
four against Indiana Miami the U minus six and a
half over Michigan State. Alabama minus fourteen over Florida fourteen
and a half. I think it may have moved a little.
And then two lane Ole miss under seventy six was
in my college and your NFL ones for the National
(04:22):
Football League. Um so, in addition to the Giants plus
the points, I have Titan Seahawks over fifty four and
a half. Now you have the Giants plus four. Bad
Larry has Washington minus three. Yes, so I think I
saw it at three and a half and four. I
figured maybe it had moved. It's at three now. So
when I put these in yesterday, it was four. What else?
(04:45):
Um Cardinals minus four over the uh? Who are the
Cardinals playing? Vikings? UM? And Steelers minus five and a
half over the radar, especially after the Raiders did my
Ravens thirty on mondays um and or I have the
(05:07):
Ravens Chiefs game over fifty four and a half. And
then I've got two money line dogs Bengals money line
plus one over the Bears m and obviously Ravens money
line plus one sixty over the Chiefs, which is might
be a throwaway bat also, but I'm gonna do it anyways.
(05:28):
And I have a part one parlay um Rams minus
three and a half Saints minus three and a half
in Cincinnati College money line. I just whipped that one together.
I wish you, I wish you. I wish you did
as much work at work as you do the other's
(05:49):
stuff here, uh as we make this segue to somebody
who doesn't have a job, bad Larry. Alright now, I
am just driving this days. I just dropped my wife
off at a stool, and I'm sitting on main street
in belmar Um. So I gotta look at my pick.
So if you're gonna have to look on my phone
for my picks, so do you have any commenting on
(06:10):
my picks? I won't hear you. I don't think I
don't know how to work speaker phone. But let me
say Okay, do you know how do you have time?
I have the Saints minus three, the Bears minus three,
the Rams minus four, the Cards minus four, and Dallas
plus three. They're all to two unit bets. Okay. Ohh
(06:39):
and I'm sorry, and under the Giants at they're all
two unit bets. Okay. Now I'm back to listen to
your response. Damn, oh no, no, I'm just here too.
I'm like the court stenographer. I'm just writing everything down there. Okay,
because I'm not finished, I have I have a teaser,
and then I have a couple more one unit bets
for you. So let me go back to looking at
(07:00):
my phone and hang on. I have a three team teaser, Dan,
That means I get ten points to adjustice reads. Okay,
you got to tell me if I guessing read you.
You have a three team teaser with the Buccaneers, the
Browns and the Rounds and the over in the Rams game.
(07:25):
And then my one unit bets our Washington minus three,
the Pats minus five, and the Eagles plus three and
a half. I's bounced back week, Dan, Uh, no college
action for you. I didn't do any college I gotta
(07:46):
wait till after Christmas for college after Christmas, that's when
I usually go south. You don't you don't know anything
about these guys yet, who's in a fifth year, who's
who's transferred. I don't know all that stuff, all right,
I mean, but you can you can kind of do
a little guesswork and figure Alabama is probably going to
kick the crap out of people for the first couple
(08:08):
of weeks this season. Yeah, I thought that about Notre
Dame and I was in two. I'm done with Notre
Dame after that first week. I'm done with them. And
it worked. It would have worked out if I had
taken it would Yeah, seventeen point favor. Yeah. Um. I also, Larry,
I did want to point out um at the end
(08:28):
of our previous episode, you didn't like one of my
picks in particular, which was Iowa straight up over Iowa
stay and I I thought about that when I saw
that score. Nice pick, that was the That was the
only college game that hit though, So I'll take I'll
take what I can get. Well, I you know, I
didn't realize that Dan was our stenographer, and I think
he and you might be in cahoots to beat me.
(08:50):
So I'm gonna have to start writing your picks down.
So today this week, you got another free path because
I don't have I don't know if I'm the course
that Dan's really trying to hit himself to for this.
So no, it's not like he's secretariat. He's like Mr Ed.
I mean, he's not secretary with a broken leg. Yeah, yeah,
he's No, I'm not saddling up with Dylan. No, I'm
(09:11):
here because you have done this for many, many years,
and you're pretty good at doing this, and I thought,
I want you guys to both do well, I'm not
rooting against anybody here. Well, I would like that's a
good point. Um, I'm gonna have to start getting on
some of Dylan's picks. Then that's a slippery slope. But now, Dan,
where can I hear this podcast of I don't look,
(09:35):
you're not even capable of the speaker phone, dude, So
how are you going to hear the podcast? Well, my
son watches your show every morning, and I go down
in the basement and watch it with him. But I
moved him to Hobokera. I don't even have to turn
his TV on the base, and I might as well
just shut the door and never go down here again. Okay,
I'm gonna work anything. I will get Jack the intern
to send you the podcast and then okay, that's part.
(10:00):
I would love that because I one of that. As
far as just to believe, I hit my button for
Google and I asked Google and it said Dan Patticks
not add for the next fourteen days. This is yesterday
on Google. So I said, where can you view Dan Patrick?
And he said no, no television for the next fourteen days.
And then I said, well, maybe that's why they needed
(10:20):
my picks yesterday because they were going on vacation. Is
that I mean, is that not true? Or no? No,
I'm not going on vacation. Badlary. I picture you rocking
like an old flip phone? Is that? Oh? No? To
put my bets in online, I had to get up Android.
But it's not My kids all want me to have
an It's an old Androids. Not for communicating, just that
(10:46):
placing that just that placing and phone conversation respect anything else. Yeah,
what more do you need? Larry does it? He needs
a Budweiser and a TV and and that's about it.
In a flip phone, just to be able to bring
there like open cannabud right next to me in my car. Right,
you're not supposed to be having a roadie here. It's
(11:09):
moment that doesn't matter. Well, everybody knows who bad Larry
is in his hometel. No one's bothering me. Don't worry
about it. They're out there on payroll. Um, not even
on payroll. Just in awe. I guess that's even better, right,
way better? S Okay, Well, I wish you guys well
(11:31):
starting with the Giants in Washington game, and good luck
this weekend we go. I got one more thing, Dylan,
since we're picking, we're remembering what people said the first
time I ever spoke to you, said the Giants were
impossible to watch, and we both agree we should just
met the under every week. And that second week of
the season, and you're picking them to win. I said
(11:52):
they're my team and you said, hope. Well, okay, so
I'm not picking them to not lose by more than three.
But um no, I mean this is about as big
as a snoozer as I could think of Giants football team.
Um and no Fitzpatricks. So we got that Heineke guy again, right,
he's actually probably more excited like he was fun to
(12:13):
watch last year that game. Yeah, he played well against Brady. Yeah,
it could be something. There's something that's something to do tonight.
So an old friend of mine, Dan told me, this
is thirty years ago. We're gambling back in Rod's tavern
and seeger and he told me that he wishes the
NFL went to two games every night, So every night
you had two NFL games and just worked the schedule.
(12:34):
I don't really care because last night I went to
bed in like ten thirty last night. There was nothing
to do. I'm actually looking forward to the watch Washington.
The days do seem more hollow when they're once it's
football season. You really noticed when there isn't football on,
but there is sort of. Then it's nice when you
get to like Thursday. You know, if it's every day,
it's like it'd be like Christmas every day. And by
(12:56):
the way, I'm right, we're writing down everything. We're documenting everything, Larry,
just letting you know we have the paperwork for all
your bets. Okay, that's perfect because we used to keep
my card game money in an insurance office and figuret
and every day, you know, we'll just go back in
like at the end of the year would say, Wow,
would wouldn't it be nice to just have that money
sitting in a pile somewhere. Unfortunately I was living on it.
(13:18):
I'll let you enjoy your Budweiser and uh and we'll
talk to you next week. You got it. Good luck guys,
Thank you Larry,
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