October 20, 2022 • 21 mins
We start today's episode with us finally getting a hold of Bad Larry after trying to call him numerous times, we talk to the guys about their picks where someone may fade someone else besides Bad Larry. Dan asks the guys about their wildest casino stories, enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
This is Dan Patrick takes a game gambling. There's something
that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually
making bets himself by using a proxy. And I became
consumed by and now joined by Bad Larry and Dylan
the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Larry, Hello, Dan? Where
(00:25):
where are we been trying to get ahold of you?
What time it's time to do the show? I'm ready.
I am on a golf course, but we haven't eat
off yet, and I'm sitting here. I didn't hear the
phone ring. Okay, can I tell you? But don't you
know that we do this every Thursday at this time? Yeah?
I do, I do. I I told I gotta Texas morning.
(00:48):
I said, I'll be right. I'm just lowding. I'm lugging
my golf back to my cart right now. Okay, I
won't even practice platon Dad. Are you are you ready
to do this? Because I don't want you to go.
I didn't have any time him to prepare. Okay, alright, alright,
let's recap. Where do we stand here with the tabulation?
(01:09):
Dylan's at plus seven you were even last week, Bad Larry,
You're at minus twenty one and shay your minus six units. Yeah,
it's not real. Okay, all right, we turn our attention
to this week and uh, Dylan, since you're still the
clubhouse leader, you get to go first. Alrighty yeah, any
(01:30):
is there any you know part of the weekend you
want to kind of recap? Um, let's see, Well, obviously
my big bet was on Alabama to cover the spread,
and we know how that went. Obviously, when that wasn't
gonna happen, I was reading hard for Tennessee. And then
your big dog parlay. Yeah, shockingly dat lost again. Um,
Georgia did kick the ship out of Vanderbilt, but U
(01:52):
T s A me. I also completely forgot the U
T s A game happened because it was on Friday
night and Saturday Michigan State seven and a half l
s U plus three West Virginia moneyline versus Baylor was nice.
That was Uh, Larry, you want to recap anything from
over the weekend, Well, couple to start with Thursday night
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when I lost my three team parlor, my three team tea. Yeah,
I mean my quarterback drops the ball, you take it
back seven yards on me scoop and score. Then you
block an extra point and take that back for two
more points against me, and I'm still going to cover
the game. And they throw another pick and then I
was gonna have a winning week, and I missed a
(02:36):
forty eight yard field goals and then it would have
been a nice back door cover. Yeah, and then your
three team ten point teaser didn't turn out well. J
m U S thanked me on that, So I didn't
even care about that anymore. If I lost one unit
for the week, so I won like seven units two
weeks ago, five units. You know, two steps forward, one
step back. Keep your head up, Larry, How confident were
(02:57):
you with your over twenty eight and that bear Thursday
night game I watched like the first quarter, Justin Fields
has a guy wide open overthrows him. I mean, that's
never matter. Yeah, Shah's gross dud. It's gross. First off,
(03:24):
Troy is dead to me, and I'm faked him this week.
Um Oakloma State. They should have went out right, TCU
still fraudulent Illinois one outright. I was happy about that.
I put in tim bets and lost two units. I'm
not that upset with myself. Old miss should have covered,
that's for damn sure. Alright, Uh, NFL recap. I don't,
I don't want to. Didn't didn't do well, I didn't
do what? All right, now we turn our attention to
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this week, Dylan, I'll let you go first. Alrighty Um,
I'm taking Syracuse and money line against Clemson, my Clemson
Tigers plus four hundred. I just I don't know the
Syracuse might actually be legit and I I'm not buying
Clemson this year, and I'm fading myself. You better hope
Syracuse defense continues to be great. Yeah, that's your that's
(04:08):
your hope. Clemson's offense has been mid at best. All right,
So that's plus four hundred. Yeah, it's gonna be one unit.
Um going, I'm rolling with l s U minus two
against Ole Miss not very convincing from all mist one
and a half old miss. This one and a half.
Is that a night game? Yes? I think that's seven
(04:29):
in Death Valley, the other Death Valley. All right, all right?
What else? I'm going to u c l A plus
six against Oregon. I actually thought about taking them straight up,
but I'll take the points. I don't understand this spread
at all. Yeah, it makes no sense to me. You see,
he's good, but but Oregon after the Georgia game has
been They won every game since then, haven't they? They
won five in a row. Yeah, I don't know. I
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just u cel it's got a little magic on six
is a lot three and a half. I'd understand that.
But six's being a like Oregon winning by a field
goal from the game, right, Um. And then in the
Battle of the Religious Titans, I'm taking b y U
and Liberty under fifty eight and a half. Liberties d
is good and fifty and a halfs a lot, all right, Shay,
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college football, I got the fighting, I got b y Un.
We're learning by U lane A seven against Liberty Liberties
defense is good. They haven't played anybody like b y
U yet. Um. That's my heavy bat. That's a mortgage
bit right there, Danny, that's a tub unit. Yeah, that's right.
I got Kansas State plus three and a half. I
still don't trust Duggan Dugan, Dugan Dugan, Okay State coming
(05:35):
off of by Yep, I think it look good. Martinez
is gonna run all over him at Minnesota. I have
plus six, Danny up four Okay, Well, that's a movement.
That's a whole lot of movement in my favor, which
I like, so I'm going to keep the bat. Uh.
Then I got Texas Tech lane six and a half
against the Ears, and then South Bama Jacks minus three
versus Troy because I hate Troy with a passion. Now
(05:58):
and we are at the wit baby South Bama winning,
and you you don't even like Troy Aikman because of
the name Troy. It's solely his reputation. Okay, bad Larry, Okay.
One unit of college football's dan Um Rutger's minus the
three against Indiana Toledo Buffalo going over fifty seven un
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l v. Notre Dame going over forty seven and a half.
That can go two ways. Notre Dame can blow them
out or a little thirty thirty hie. And then I
I'm going back to my law at plus three and
a half against Rice. There all one units. There have
been ten times this season a team favored by greater
than sixteen points losing at home. Notre Dame is the
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only team to have done that twice. Now, but the
over under at forty seven and a half the fighting Papists,
I'm right, I'm gonna add a bet in here, just
because it's been working out well for me. Are you fading, Larry?
I'm going to fade one of Larry's bets before before
to hear what. Yeah, it's okay, alright, one of my
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lamb think. I think it's like eleven and half eleven.
Take it, take it. I like it, you know what, Larry?
I like your style. Um, I'm gonna take Rice minus
three and a half against Lattech uh NFL bets here yep. Okay,
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So I'm hopping back on the Giants under train, and
I think Giants Jacks is gonna be a bad game.
You've been on the Giants under train for a while.
I did. I took a week off last week. Um,
but it's under forty two, which is an insurmountable amount
of points for any Giants game. I'm going Ravens my
six and half against the Browns. My Ravens. They have to.
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I mean they have just blown three terrible games in
a row. He's blown three in the fourth quarter. Yeah
that last week. Don't even get dude, Goddamn Giants. Um
So I'm gonna lay the six and a half with
the Ravens against the Browns. Um Falcons plus six against
the Bengals. I'm literally just taking the Falcons spread until
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they don't cover it. America's team right there, six and now,
I believe the only team undefeated against the spread, and
they went out right last week against the Niners. Um
Bears plus eight against the Patriots. Oh, you're not binding
into Bailey zapping. He looks pretty good, but it's a
lot and I don't think the Bears and Patriots talent
wise are that far off quarterbacks aside um. And then
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taking Lions plus seven against the Cowboys, I don't think
they're gonna win, but I'll take the seven points. I
would take Cowboys laying six and a half. If you
would take that number right now, I'll lay one twenty
on it. Yeah, you give me six and a half,
I'll do that. Donna make that happen. Let's do it.
Mark me down. Done. Can't wait for the Lions. Do
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you have do you have a parlor? I do? Actually?
Um So, Dan, it's the sports equinox today, all the
four major sports for major sports, um So, I have
the astro's money line obviously, the New York Rangers minus
one and a half, the Saints plus two and a half,
and the Bucks plus four parlay about ten to one.
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This is a d to the year ship right here.
It's a National Hall of Day. It's only the twenty
seventh time it's ever happened. And then there's like two
on Sunday and Monday again. But Shay, you're ready for
your NFL picks. Yeah, undefeated as always, Detroit Dallas under
forty nine and Odacks coming back. But I think there's
gonna be some glitches in the offense. Uh, Cowboys defense
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is legitimate, not giving up a lot of big plays.
And that's what the Lions live off. Tennessee Lane two
and a half against the Colts. I don't understand this line.
Whenever I don't understand it, up put money on. It
makes perfect sense to me, smart man. Yeah, and that's
it for the NFL. One you each okay? Uh so
Tennessee monus two and a half. That's home against Maddie Ryan.
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What am I doing? Yeah? Come on, all right? The
comeback continues for bad layering. Here we go Lar NFL
two unisease, Dan Arizona minus two hook against the Saints,
Carolina plust eleven against Tampa Bay. Um, Dylan, you didn't
even bad amount, Tom Brady at all this week. I'm
impressed with you. Acker's minus five against Washington. We'll get
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the Tyler Hannick or something. Washington Taylor, Taylor Taylor one
Kansas City minus a two and a half against Kansas
City four and one straight up in the last five
games against San Francisco. That line's funky. You got all
your numbers, right, Laar, Yeah, you didn't steal them. Maybe
at first lair, maybe stole your breath away? Good Lord,
(10:55):
where you go, Lara? Do you think he'd just gave
us his pick and then then hung up to play golf.
He slunk away into the night playing golf. He's sitting
alone in an underpass drinking bud. Why no, friends, I
did you know Marvin's gonna have to call him back?
I was wondering, Uh, you know, we we we need
(11:17):
to take this show on the road, like go to
a casino maybe, But then I have to know how
good you guys would be if we went to a cassine.
Let's say we went to Vegas. Yeah, do you guys
have any casino horror stories? Just so I would know
as the boss. I got walked out of the hard
Rock in Vegas buddy of mine and me got walked
(11:37):
out for well, we're rolling dice and we were on
a heater, and so they brought in the cooler one
of the floor managers and uh my buddy was rolling
dice in the corner and they had the on off
button right there on the tin right and he kept
tapping the on off button and shooting his dice and
they kept saying it was too high. They kept saying this,
that or the other, and we kept winning, and we
kept winning, and they were like, you can't touch that
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button no more. And he kept of the button. They
got much of the button, and we kept hitting points
and as soon as he craft out, they grabbed us
both my shoulders and walked us right out of the
Hard Rock, which is a shiphole casino by the way, bums.
But yeah, I've had some crazy stories in Vegas. Yeah,
I think every casino stories ends up being a horror story,
except for the old elk Cortez. In the old Vegas,
(12:19):
the El Cortez was a good place to watch a
knife fight and roll some dice and be a normal
human being in Vegas, as opposed to Disney experience. They
would try and make everybody do it a knife fight?
A knife fight elk Cortez in the parking garage. You
see one once a week. Absolutely, I'm down. It's a
good time. Did you have another one where you were
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swimming with the fishes at the Atlantis and the Bahamas? Yeah?
I was having jin Martiniz for breakfast for three days
in a row. Had a little more extracurriculars. And one
time I woke up in like a pond. It was
like like a salt water pond at the Atlantis, and
they were tortoises, like big old sea tortoises around me,
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and I couldn't figure out how I got there, but
my buddies pulled me out. But I was swimming with
the with the with the turtles, with turtles. I haven't
had a couple of hairy incidents of the Bahamas too.
It's a wild country. No turtles, no turtles. Uh, Matt, Marv.
Do we had bad Larry? Did you get ahold of me? Yeah?
But he's going in and out. I think he's got
bad service that Bernard doesn't take up the same cell second. Yeah,
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I thought he just irish accident on us. I will
know he's playing golf and I think that he probably
was like, all right, I'll get my picks in. As
soon as I got my last pick in click, I'm
gonna go tee off so much better than us, I think. So,
do you have a horror story dealing from the casino? Cassine? Not? Well,
I don't know if I'm allowed at Hakkasan in Las Vegas.
As long as we steer clear that, I think we'd
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be good. Um, but what happened? Um, it was you know,
maybe some contraband really an issue that they aren't too
fond of those establishments. But you know I was. I
was way younger back then. Um, but that's the only
real uh. I think that would be the only real
thing aside for me. I mean just losing a ton
of money, which they love. Yeah, I love that. See,
(14:15):
I don't gamble. And if I get you at a
craps table, though, when the whole room show, I get it,
and everybody wants to hit that point, I get it.
Or like the old lady at the slot machine with
the oxygen tank just tugging away on it, that doesn't
get your juices were rolling dice. We're playing a little
black jack, and we're playing bakara and we're getting weird.
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That's what's happening. And if you want to see me
piss away a lot of money really fast, watch me
play black jack. Let's roll dice. I literally have a
tattoo of a hard six on my shoulder because that's
what made my life happen. Not A had a hard
sick Wait, WHOA? I had a hard six. I was
one years old. You have a tattoo on your shoulder
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herd with flames on it. Yeah, I can't see it
now because I got my clothes on. Give me a
couple of hours, a couple, a couple more white cloths.
Boys are drinking white cloths to black cherry Baby. I
had a hundred ten dollars left to my name. I
was playing two four no limit of twenty one years old,
first time in Vegas. That really mattered. And I leave
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and go to the craps table with the buddy of
mine and I put it all hud ten bucks on
a hard six. They hit the hard six on the
come out. I par lay it. We hit it again
right away. I went from a hundred ten to like
in thirty seconds, and I was losing my and that's
all it took. I was hooked for life after that.
That's it. My Opa taught me how to roll dice
(15:39):
when I was a kid, to teach me math and probability.
Like it worked. I've been rolling dice since I was
a kid man. I love this ship bad. Larry, where'd
you go? Going? Again? We just we had him, Larry,
where did you go? Staying in the same place I
(16:02):
was talking. I was giving me my two unit picks. Okay,
you guys went away, No, no, no, but we got
all your bets, right. I don't know when you cut
me off. I couldn't. I couldn't. I didn't. I didn't
cut you off. I got you Kansas City in the Niners.
That was your last one two and a half against right, Okay.
Shay was just telling me some horror stories that he's
(16:24):
had at casinos, saying with Dylan, do you do you
have one that stands out? Um? I know I've been
with John Nolan and I and Laurel many of times
and Mohican fun. Um, Laurel is a better gamble than
he is. Um, not really, I don't have any. Yeah, Well,
(16:46):
thanks for calling back for no for no reason. I thought,
maybe have a story, all right, thank you, Larr. I
have a story. I think the last time I was there, Um,
I went and saw one direction at son Yeah, I went.
I went with my daughters no ship, Yes, yeah, I
and I didn't gamble. You know, we had times before
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the concert. And then my wife goes, well, why don't
you go play blank Jack? I go, yeah, I don't like.
I hate losing. The winning. Is it that elixir where
I go, Yeah, it's the losing that gets you hooked.
It's that feeling that addicted to pain. Yeah, but I've
had that before when I gambled on football. I think
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I'm that pain. I was that pain pain. I don't
know to high from winning. I think out like, if
you lose, you just get tanked and then forget about it.
You always have people go, uh, you know if you
spend money to go to Broadway, this is the same thing.
That's what I say. It's a cost of entertainment. Yeah,
it's a conscious lighting one. Yeah, but when you win
(17:55):
the craps table. But I'm not getting hammered when I'm
going to Broadway, you can. I would have to give
me into a Broadway theater. I guarantee you I'm drunk
a guarant damn, and it's it'll cost you forty bucks
a cocktail to maybe an edible maybe mushrooms. I ate
a whole lot of mushrooms after the Cowboys Long. I
(18:16):
lost a bunch of money on mushrooms at Mohegan Sun.
I mean I wanted like eleven hundred bucks on slot
machine and then just went and played fifty dollar hands
in blackjack until it was gone, And I was like,
how did I do that? Yeah, that'll happen. Yes, Actually,
we're going to Mohican Sun the night, so we're next
week we're gonna recap how Mohican son Wayne. Oh, that's right.
These guys are gonna go see Sandler do his stand
(18:36):
up act at Mohegan tonight. You guys, you're getting the
v I P treatment there very exactly. But you guys
better be on your game though tomorrow, don't. I don't
want you to come coming in here and you know,
all of a sudden, you're dicking around and you're like,
come on, let's go. Every day is super Bowl. It's
still a week night. Yes, n it's cool night. But
you guys are hooked up, ready to go. Back room
(18:58):
guys are going up to see Sam man Field Trey.
Maybe we'll do some uh some recon for the podcast,
but don't do something just to do it and then
all of a sudden you're gonna come in tomorrow. You're
gonna be like blue four dollars. But it was good, Condow, No,
it has to happen or Okay, don't go to bed,
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gonna run the six. Maybe maybe you'll end up in
the pond with the turtle. That's like, I guess it's
like a federal crime in the Bahamas to like touch
of turtle. So they were like, you could have gotten
locked up like in a four way jail. I just
didn't know. I didn't know anything about turtles too. I
guess they were nice to me. But could you imagine
you're in a prison cell and what are you in for?
(19:41):
You imagine calling the roommate handy international bail money? Why
because I kicked the turtle? Where the imagine he's looking
for the degenerative the year. You can listen to Shay
and Irving his podcast, that's what it's called Shay and Irving.
Wherever you get your podcast, Uh, you look like you
had no it's there that you're gonna give me some information.
(20:02):
I'm just folding the ship up saying, you know, we've
got a couple more nominations. Last night Kanye West got
nominated twice, two weeks in a row. Very strong campaign.
He's up there with Putin. He's a strong running. Yeah,
you don't want to have anything in common with Putin
right now, No what Kanye does, it's worth having more
in common with Kanye or Putin question right now, discover
(20:26):
all the show. I might have more in common with
Putin than I got, hope. So that's wherever you get
your podcast. It's called Shay and Irvan. Uh. That's it
for this week. Good luck tonight in for the entire weekend. Yes,
all right, talk to you later. Talk to you next Thursday.
This is Dan Patrick takes a game gambling. There's something
that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually
making bets himself by using a proxy. And I became
consumed by and now joined by Bad Larry and Dylan
the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Larry, Hello, Dan? Where
(00:25):
where are we been trying to get ahold of you?
What time it's time to do the show? I'm ready.
I am on a golf course, but we haven't eat
off yet, and I'm sitting here. I didn't hear the
phone ring. Okay, can I tell you? But don't you
know that we do this every Thursday at this time? Yeah?
I do, I do. I I told I gotta Texas morning.
(00:48):
I said, I'll be right. I'm just lowding. I'm lugging
my golf back to my cart right now. Okay, I
won't even practice platon Dad. Are you are you ready
to do this? Because I don't want you to go.
I didn't have any time him to prepare. Okay, alright, alright,
let's recap. Where do we stand here with the tabulation?
(01:09):
Dylan's at plus seven you were even last week, Bad Larry,
You're at minus twenty one and shay your minus six units. Yeah,
it's not real. Okay, all right, we turn our attention
to this week and uh, Dylan, since you're still the
clubhouse leader, you get to go first. Alrighty yeah, any
(01:30):
is there any you know part of the weekend you
want to kind of recap? Um, let's see, Well, obviously
my big bet was on Alabama to cover the spread,
and we know how that went. Obviously, when that wasn't
gonna happen, I was reading hard for Tennessee. And then
your big dog parlay. Yeah, shockingly dat lost again. Um,
Georgia did kick the ship out of Vanderbilt, but U
(01:52):
T s A me. I also completely forgot the U
T s A game happened because it was on Friday
night and Saturday Michigan State seven and a half l
s U plus three West Virginia moneyline versus Baylor was nice.
That was Uh, Larry, you want to recap anything from
over the weekend, Well, couple to start with Thursday night
(02:14):
when I lost my three team parlor, my three team tea. Yeah,
I mean my quarterback drops the ball, you take it
back seven yards on me scoop and score. Then you
block an extra point and take that back for two
more points against me, and I'm still going to cover
the game. And they throw another pick and then I
was gonna have a winning week, and I missed a
(02:36):
forty eight yard field goals and then it would have
been a nice back door cover. Yeah, and then your
three team ten point teaser didn't turn out well. J
m U S thanked me on that, So I didn't
even care about that anymore. If I lost one unit
for the week, so I won like seven units two
weeks ago, five units. You know, two steps forward, one
step back. Keep your head up, Larry, How confident were
(02:57):
you with your over twenty eight and that bear Thursday
night game I watched like the first quarter, Justin Fields
has a guy wide open overthrows him. I mean, that's
never matter. Yeah, Shah's gross dud. It's gross. First off,
(03:24):
Troy is dead to me, and I'm faked him this week.
Um Oakloma State. They should have went out right, TCU
still fraudulent Illinois one outright. I was happy about that.
I put in tim bets and lost two units. I'm
not that upset with myself. Old miss should have covered,
that's for damn sure. Alright, Uh, NFL recap. I don't,
I don't want to. Didn't didn't do well, I didn't
do what? All right, now we turn our attention to
(03:45):
this week, Dylan, I'll let you go first. Alrighty Um,
I'm taking Syracuse and money line against Clemson, my Clemson
Tigers plus four hundred. I just I don't know the
Syracuse might actually be legit and I I'm not buying
Clemson this year, and I'm fading myself. You better hope
Syracuse defense continues to be great. Yeah, that's your that's
(04:08):
your hope. Clemson's offense has been mid at best. All right,
So that's plus four hundred. Yeah, it's gonna be one unit.
Um going, I'm rolling with l s U minus two
against Ole Miss not very convincing from all mist one
and a half old miss. This one and a half.
Is that a night game? Yes? I think that's seven
(04:29):
in Death Valley, the other Death Valley. All right, all right?
What else? I'm going to u c l A plus
six against Oregon. I actually thought about taking them straight up,
but I'll take the points. I don't understand this spread
at all. Yeah, it makes no sense to me. You see,
he's good, but but Oregon after the Georgia game has
been They won every game since then, haven't they? They
won five in a row. Yeah, I don't know. I
(04:51):
just u cel it's got a little magic on six
is a lot three and a half. I'd understand that.
But six's being a like Oregon winning by a field
goal from the game, right, Um. And then in the
Battle of the Religious Titans, I'm taking b y U
and Liberty under fifty eight and a half. Liberties d
is good and fifty and a halfs a lot, all right, Shay,
(05:12):
college football, I got the fighting, I got b y Un.
We're learning by U lane A seven against Liberty Liberties
defense is good. They haven't played anybody like b y
U yet. Um. That's my heavy bat. That's a mortgage
bit right there, Danny, that's a tub unit. Yeah, that's right.
I got Kansas State plus three and a half. I
still don't trust Duggan Dugan, Dugan Dugan, Okay State coming
(05:35):
off of by Yep, I think it look good. Martinez
is gonna run all over him at Minnesota. I have
plus six, Danny up four Okay, Well, that's a movement.
That's a whole lot of movement in my favor, which
I like, so I'm going to keep the bat. Uh.
Then I got Texas Tech lane six and a half
against the Ears, and then South Bama Jacks minus three
versus Troy because I hate Troy with a passion. Now
(05:58):
and we are at the wit baby South Bama winning,
and you you don't even like Troy Aikman because of
the name Troy. It's solely his reputation. Okay, bad Larry, Okay.
One unit of college football's dan Um Rutger's minus the
three against Indiana Toledo Buffalo going over fifty seven un
(06:21):
l v. Notre Dame going over forty seven and a half.
That can go two ways. Notre Dame can blow them
out or a little thirty thirty hie. And then I
I'm going back to my law at plus three and
a half against Rice. There all one units. There have
been ten times this season a team favored by greater
than sixteen points losing at home. Notre Dame is the
(06:43):
only team to have done that twice. Now, but the
over under at forty seven and a half the fighting Papists,
I'm right, I'm gonna add a bet in here, just
because it's been working out well for me. Are you fading, Larry?
I'm going to fade one of Larry's bets before before
to hear what. Yeah, it's okay, alright, one of my
(07:09):
lamb think. I think it's like eleven and half eleven.
Take it, take it. I like it, you know what, Larry?
I like your style. Um, I'm gonna take Rice minus
three and a half against Lattech uh NFL bets here yep. Okay,
(07:30):
So I'm hopping back on the Giants under train, and
I think Giants Jacks is gonna be a bad game.
You've been on the Giants under train for a while.
I did. I took a week off last week. Um,
but it's under forty two, which is an insurmountable amount
of points for any Giants game. I'm going Ravens my
six and half against the Browns. My Ravens. They have to.
(07:52):
I mean they have just blown three terrible games in
a row. He's blown three in the fourth quarter. Yeah
that last week. Don't even get dude, Goddamn Giants. Um
So I'm gonna lay the six and a half with
the Ravens against the Browns. Um Falcons plus six against
the Bengals. I'm literally just taking the Falcons spread until
(08:13):
they don't cover it. America's team right there, six and now,
I believe the only team undefeated against the spread, and
they went out right last week against the Niners. Um
Bears plus eight against the Patriots. Oh, you're not binding
into Bailey zapping. He looks pretty good, but it's a
lot and I don't think the Bears and Patriots talent
wise are that far off quarterbacks aside um. And then
(08:36):
taking Lions plus seven against the Cowboys, I don't think
they're gonna win, but I'll take the seven points. I
would take Cowboys laying six and a half. If you
would take that number right now, I'll lay one twenty
on it. Yeah, you give me six and a half,
I'll do that. Donna make that happen. Let's do it.
Mark me down. Done. Can't wait for the Lions. Do
(08:59):
you have do you have a parlor? I do? Actually?
Um So, Dan, it's the sports equinox today, all the
four major sports for major sports, um So, I have
the astro's money line obviously, the New York Rangers minus
one and a half, the Saints plus two and a half,
and the Bucks plus four parlay about ten to one.
(09:22):
This is a d to the year ship right here.
It's a National Hall of Day. It's only the twenty
seventh time it's ever happened. And then there's like two
on Sunday and Monday again. But Shay, you're ready for
your NFL picks. Yeah, undefeated as always, Detroit Dallas under
forty nine and Odacks coming back. But I think there's
gonna be some glitches in the offense. Uh, Cowboys defense
(09:43):
is legitimate, not giving up a lot of big plays.
And that's what the Lions live off. Tennessee Lane two
and a half against the Colts. I don't understand this line.
Whenever I don't understand it, up put money on. It
makes perfect sense to me, smart man. Yeah, and that's
it for the NFL. One you each okay? Uh so
Tennessee monus two and a half. That's home against Maddie Ryan.
(10:07):
What am I doing? Yeah? Come on, all right? The
comeback continues for bad layering. Here we go Lar NFL
two unisease, Dan Arizona minus two hook against the Saints,
Carolina plust eleven against Tampa Bay. Um, Dylan, you didn't
even bad amount, Tom Brady at all this week. I'm
impressed with you. Acker's minus five against Washington. We'll get
(10:30):
the Tyler Hannick or something. Washington Taylor, Taylor Taylor one
Kansas City minus a two and a half against Kansas
City four and one straight up in the last five
games against San Francisco. That line's funky. You got all
your numbers, right, Laar, Yeah, you didn't steal them. Maybe
at first lair, maybe stole your breath away? Good Lord,
(10:55):
where you go, Lara? Do you think he'd just gave
us his pick and then then hung up to play golf.
He slunk away into the night playing golf. He's sitting
alone in an underpass drinking bud. Why no, friends, I
did you know Marvin's gonna have to call him back?
I was wondering, Uh, you know, we we we need
(11:17):
to take this show on the road, like go to
a casino maybe, But then I have to know how
good you guys would be if we went to a cassine.
Let's say we went to Vegas. Yeah, do you guys
have any casino horror stories? Just so I would know
as the boss. I got walked out of the hard
Rock in Vegas buddy of mine and me got walked
(11:37):
out for well, we're rolling dice and we were on
a heater, and so they brought in the cooler one
of the floor managers and uh my buddy was rolling
dice in the corner and they had the on off
button right there on the tin right and he kept
tapping the on off button and shooting his dice and
they kept saying it was too high. They kept saying this,
that or the other, and we kept winning, and we
kept winning, and they were like, you can't touch that
(11:58):
button no more. And he kept of the button. They
got much of the button, and we kept hitting points
and as soon as he craft out, they grabbed us
both my shoulders and walked us right out of the
Hard Rock, which is a shiphole casino by the way, bums.
But yeah, I've had some crazy stories in Vegas. Yeah,
I think every casino stories ends up being a horror story,
except for the old elk Cortez. In the old Vegas,
(12:19):
the El Cortez was a good place to watch a
knife fight and roll some dice and be a normal
human being in Vegas, as opposed to Disney experience. They
would try and make everybody do it a knife fight?
A knife fight elk Cortez in the parking garage. You
see one once a week. Absolutely, I'm down. It's a
good time. Did you have another one where you were
(12:40):
swimming with the fishes at the Atlantis and the Bahamas? Yeah?
I was having jin Martiniz for breakfast for three days
in a row. Had a little more extracurriculars. And one
time I woke up in like a pond. It was
like like a salt water pond at the Atlantis, and
they were tortoises, like big old sea tortoises around me,
(13:03):
and I couldn't figure out how I got there, but
my buddies pulled me out. But I was swimming with
the with the with the turtles, with turtles. I haven't
had a couple of hairy incidents of the Bahamas too.
It's a wild country. No turtles, no turtles. Uh, Matt, Marv.
Do we had bad Larry? Did you get ahold of me? Yeah?
But he's going in and out. I think he's got
bad service that Bernard doesn't take up the same cell second. Yeah,
(13:31):
I thought he just irish accident on us. I will
know he's playing golf and I think that he probably
was like, all right, I'll get my picks in. As
soon as I got my last pick in click, I'm
gonna go tee off so much better than us, I think. So,
do you have a horror story dealing from the casino? Cassine? Not? Well,
I don't know if I'm allowed at Hakkasan in Las Vegas.
As long as we steer clear that, I think we'd
(13:52):
be good. Um, but what happened? Um, it was you know,
maybe some contraband really an issue that they aren't too
fond of those establishments. But you know I was. I
was way younger back then. Um, but that's the only
real uh. I think that would be the only real
thing aside for me. I mean just losing a ton
of money, which they love. Yeah, I love that. See,
(14:15):
I don't gamble. And if I get you at a
craps table, though, when the whole room show, I get it,
and everybody wants to hit that point, I get it.
Or like the old lady at the slot machine with
the oxygen tank just tugging away on it, that doesn't
get your juices were rolling dice. We're playing a little
black jack, and we're playing bakara and we're getting weird.
(14:35):
That's what's happening. And if you want to see me
piss away a lot of money really fast, watch me
play black jack. Let's roll dice. I literally have a
tattoo of a hard six on my shoulder because that's
what made my life happen. Not A had a hard
sick Wait, WHOA? I had a hard six. I was
one years old. You have a tattoo on your shoulder
(14:56):
herd with flames on it. Yeah, I can't see it
now because I got my clothes on. Give me a
couple of hours, a couple, a couple more white cloths.
Boys are drinking white cloths to black cherry Baby. I
had a hundred ten dollars left to my name. I
was playing two four no limit of twenty one years old,
first time in Vegas. That really mattered. And I leave
(15:18):
and go to the craps table with the buddy of
mine and I put it all hud ten bucks on
a hard six. They hit the hard six on the
come out. I par lay it. We hit it again
right away. I went from a hundred ten to like
in thirty seconds, and I was losing my and that's
all it took. I was hooked for life after that.
That's it. My Opa taught me how to roll dice
(15:39):
when I was a kid, to teach me math and probability.
Like it worked. I've been rolling dice since I was
a kid man. I love this ship bad. Larry, where'd
you go? Going? Again? We just we had him, Larry,
where did you go? Staying in the same place I
(16:02):
was talking. I was giving me my two unit picks. Okay,
you guys went away, No, no, no, but we got
all your bets, right. I don't know when you cut
me off. I couldn't. I couldn't. I didn't. I didn't
cut you off. I got you Kansas City in the Niners.
That was your last one two and a half against right, Okay.
Shay was just telling me some horror stories that he's
(16:24):
had at casinos, saying with Dylan, do you do you
have one that stands out? Um? I know I've been
with John Nolan and I and Laurel many of times
and Mohican fun. Um, Laurel is a better gamble than
he is. Um, not really, I don't have any. Yeah, Well,
(16:46):
thanks for calling back for no for no reason. I thought,
maybe have a story, all right, thank you, Larr. I
have a story. I think the last time I was there, Um,
I went and saw one direction at son Yeah, I went.
I went with my daughters no ship, Yes, yeah, I
and I didn't gamble. You know, we had times before
(17:09):
the concert. And then my wife goes, well, why don't
you go play blank Jack? I go, yeah, I don't like.
I hate losing. The winning. Is it that elixir where
I go, Yeah, it's the losing that gets you hooked.
It's that feeling that addicted to pain. Yeah, but I've
had that before when I gambled on football. I think
(17:31):
I'm that pain. I was that pain pain. I don't
know to high from winning. I think out like, if
you lose, you just get tanked and then forget about it.
You always have people go, uh, you know if you
spend money to go to Broadway, this is the same thing.
That's what I say. It's a cost of entertainment. Yeah,
it's a conscious lighting one. Yeah, but when you win
(17:55):
the craps table. But I'm not getting hammered when I'm
going to Broadway, you can. I would have to give
me into a Broadway theater. I guarantee you I'm drunk
a guarant damn, and it's it'll cost you forty bucks
a cocktail to maybe an edible maybe mushrooms. I ate
a whole lot of mushrooms after the Cowboys Long. I
(18:16):
lost a bunch of money on mushrooms at Mohegan Sun.
I mean I wanted like eleven hundred bucks on slot
machine and then just went and played fifty dollar hands
in blackjack until it was gone, And I was like,
how did I do that? Yeah, that'll happen. Yes, Actually,
we're going to Mohican Sun the night, so we're next
week we're gonna recap how Mohican son Wayne. Oh, that's right.
These guys are gonna go see Sandler do his stand
(18:36):
up act at Mohegan tonight. You guys, you're getting the
v I P treatment there very exactly. But you guys
better be on your game though tomorrow, don't. I don't
want you to come coming in here and you know,
all of a sudden, you're dicking around and you're like,
come on, let's go. Every day is super Bowl. It's
still a week night. Yes, n it's cool night. But
you guys are hooked up, ready to go. Back room
(18:58):
guys are going up to see Sam man Field Trey.
Maybe we'll do some uh some recon for the podcast,
but don't do something just to do it and then
all of a sudden you're gonna come in tomorrow. You're
gonna be like blue four dollars. But it was good, Condow, No,
it has to happen or Okay, don't go to bed,
(19:18):
gonna run the six. Maybe maybe you'll end up in
the pond with the turtle. That's like, I guess it's
like a federal crime in the Bahamas to like touch
of turtle. So they were like, you could have gotten
locked up like in a four way jail. I just
didn't know. I didn't know anything about turtles too. I
guess they were nice to me. But could you imagine
you're in a prison cell and what are you in for?
(19:41):
You imagine calling the roommate handy international bail money? Why
because I kicked the turtle? Where the imagine he's looking
for the degenerative the year. You can listen to Shay
and Irving his podcast, that's what it's called Shay and Irving.
Wherever you get your podcast, Uh, you look like you
had no it's there that you're gonna give me some information.
(20:02):
I'm just folding the ship up saying, you know, we've
got a couple more nominations. Last night Kanye West got
nominated twice, two weeks in a row. Very strong campaign.
He's up there with Putin. He's a strong running. Yeah,
you don't want to have anything in common with Putin
right now, No what Kanye does, it's worth having more
in common with Kanye or Putin question right now, discover
(20:26):
all the show. I might have more in common with
Putin than I got, hope. So that's wherever you get
your podcast. It's called Shay and Irvan. Uh. That's it
for this week. Good luck tonight in for the entire weekend. Yes,
all right, talk to you later. Talk to you next Thursday.
Host
Dan Patrick
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