October 27, 2022 • 21 mins
On today's episode we talk to Bad Larry about his big week and is he coming back for his championship belt. There's a lot to unpack from who does Dylan resemble to Shea in Irving trying out DP's new tailgate moonshine. Enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
This is Dan Patrick takes a gap. Gambling was something
that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually
making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became
consumed by it and now joined by Bad Larry and
Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. All right, you
(00:21):
sent me a text or we got a text last night,
and you send it to Ray picture day, Ray, Sorry,
so late cards all day, drinking all night, and then
you send a picture of you holding a Budweiser? Are
we already building in excuses? Did you watch what happened
last week? Danes? I hear the fear in the Dylan
(00:48):
Bad Larry one eight units last week Dylan lost too
and Shay lost too. The totals on the season, Dylan
is still leading plus five units. Bad Larry is now
minus third teen unit. Shay is minus eight units. Catching
up with you, okay, and we know Killen's got a
bunch of crap going on today. I'm sure, Oh naturally,
(01:09):
my fifty unit lead is dwindling. Though. I have to
say congratulations Larry for coming back, and uh, you know
there's no quid in you, and I really appreciate one
bad week and I won money with the bookie. But
you guys don't want to hear that, Larry. All we
care about is what you do here. That's that's how
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we document this. I understand that. I know I lost
seventeen units that one week units. Now, look, I'm the
defending champ, and I'm the defending camp until that. All
you did your Super Bowl Sunday. You beat Dylan. That
doesn't make you a chance. You beat an idiot three
(01:52):
units up. People don't understand how impossible that is. But okay,
I under say, how many more houses can we lose more?
His I'm getting four closed on time to be just
to set the scene, bad Larry is somewhere in New Jersey.
I got Dylan in here with Marv Picture day Ray
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and uh, and I got Shay. We have white claws
that the boys are drinking. And I gave Shay some
of the the moonshine that we're making the tailgate moonshine.
Pretty smooth, Danny too smooth. Yeah, you could chug the
whole thing in the studio. Yeah, yeah, is right here
every week every week. I didn't know that. How how
(02:36):
would I know that? You think I have a picture phone?
What's a picture phone. Okay, alright, anything we need to recap,
Dylan will start with you. Anything to recap, you know,
whine about, make excuses about from last week. I mean,
I'm kind of bleeding out here at this point. It's
(02:56):
just like two units of a clip. Um uh got
a syricuse money line that was you looked good, looks
good for a while, look good per usual. U c
l A. Came back down to earth. Yeah the thud,
big thud, you're equinox par did not hit, which actually
(03:17):
um I which I placed at the casino in person too,
which didn't make it any more likely to happen. For
some reason, you had these Saints plus two and a
half the Astros money line, the Rangers New York Rangers
minus one and a half in the Bucks plus four. Yeah,
Saints and Rangers screwed me. Um yeah, Giants under that again.
Bad Larry owned college football and uh yeah pretty good
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and the pros two of Aaron Rodgers wants the show. No, No,
that's not the way it works. Okay, you just you
did great in college. You missed out on the Packers
minus four and a half against Washington. Damn everyone undefeated
in college? Yeah, missed. No, I lost one unit, um Clemstone,
I mean giveaway bad because I had to go against
(04:01):
ill and on that. I don't even see that Ray,
Ray did that not make it? And therefore that changes
bad Larry's uh units? Yea yeah? Quiet on the show. Well,
I'm I'm asking Ray if we can validate this because
(04:24):
we want to make sure that this is the show
of record, and if you picked Clemson and lost that one,
then that would mean that you're definitely lost. Yeah. I
didn't send that in. I only have the fix I
sent and news you said it on the show. Yeah,
that was Patty, Larry, that was that was that was
a late ad. Therefore your minus fourteen units boom. Yeah,
(04:48):
okay Larry's firing a shot across the bow at me
on the last episode seven last week and plus minus
fourteen alright, Shay, write that down. Uh, you got the
Texas Tech game right. The only thing I upset about,
the only thing upset about is those fighting by US Sugars.
That is that they really Yeah, well, I think they
(05:10):
got exposed by the Liberty the light. The actual Baptist
showed up and showed to quit. Adding to the good Book,
It's in the revelation. You can't do that. Detroit and
Dallas under and Tennessee minus two and a half against Colts.
That means we turn our attention to this week, and Dylan,
you're still the uh, the leader, the clubhouse leader college football.
(05:31):
What do you have? West Virginia money line plus two
against TCU. I think TCU has to lose at some point.
And honestly, West Virginia was good to me on the
money line last time I bet on them. And their
last four victories have been against four ranked teams. Yeah,
they like to show up, all right. Um Oklahoma minus
one against Iowa State. They have to write the ship
(05:53):
at some point, and I just don't think like they're
just a better team to pick them. It's mine's one, oh,
Colma minus one, h anything else? Um A and M
plus two against Ole Mess. Ole Mess has been underwhelming lately.
And they just had some freshman suspended, had a locker
room incident, one of those old locker room Yeah, they were,
(06:17):
they were. They were smoking that n il money that
you don't have to buy a dimebags from California. Can
I get some pre rolled here? Um? Okay, So that's
your colleague, that's it. Light on colleges, all right, Shay
college football, Yeah, don't call it a comeback, Danny, Okay,
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light plus one and a half against the fighting Martinez
is got pit plus three against North Carolina South Bama.
Going back to the well lantan against Archie State and
the under fifty five. Uh, Archie State is not gonna
be able to put up twenty eight on South Bama.
There's no way, no how all right. By the way,
this kid, this North Carolina quarterback Drake May, what about him?
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He got twenty four touchdowns, three interceptions so far. Any
averages fifty four yards rushing can sling it, yeah, Danny,
And that's the other still a Mac Brown coach team.
So they're favored. Therefore they lose. And that's it. Did
you have Oklahoma? I got ou? I got ou laying
the one as well with I. And that brings us
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to uh, the man who's on a roll, bad Larry.
I went a little deep in college football this week. Um,
all one unit bets law tech minus six and a half.
Let me get a pen because I know I'm gonna
be changing some of these law tech Do you love
law tech like you've always feels like when you're down
in desperate, you go law Tech. I don't consider myself
(07:44):
down in desperate. Law Tech doesn't get any love for
the last three or four years. Pretty good, all right,
So Claorida International sucks. Law Tech minus a six and
a half against Florida it's six. You're welcome. Wow, I'm glad.
I got my pen out. That's a good one. Six
Tennessee minus twelve against Kentucky. Yeah. West Virginia plus seven
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and a half against right I'm taking Ohio State minus
the fifteen and a half against Penn State. I'm not
a Penn State believer. At Penn State. It's at Happy Valley.
I now either after last week, I think Ohio State's
gonna put a forty on them. And I go back
to when Ohio State opened up against Notre Dame and
(08:28):
it was actually a competitive game. Yeah, and then they've
gone in different directions ever since then. Totally, Um, what
else do you have? You got Notre Dame? I have
the Notre Dame, just the over. I don't not taking
them against Syracuse, but that over under. So Notre Dame
over over in that game and I'm taking I don't
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really like this one that much anymore, but I'll stay
with it. Florida over the fifty six with Georgia fifty
six and a half. Yeah, that's a lot of points
right now, but to Tours and might put up fifty themselves.
So let's get Florida touchdown. Dylan U with the NFL
events Yeah. Um so tonight Ravens plus two against the Bucks.
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There were minus one and a half yesterday, so I
don't know exactly why the line swung three and a
half points, but um, I'll take it. Take text to
two points. Um and that's actually gonna be my mortgage
bet three units to cover the two at the Bucks.
All right, I'm basically fading the Bucks until the divorce
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papers are signed. Um So, I'm actually going to this
game this weekend Stiller's Eagles in Philly, and I hate
both these teams with a fucking passion, So I'm taking
the under. So why are you going to the game? Um?
I have a bunch of friends that are Steelers fans,
and I agreed to go like months ago, thinking it
was light years away, and now here we are, so
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I get to go to Philadelphia, Sunny Philadelphia. Do people
ever I think you look a little bit like Franco
Harris or an off spring of Franco Harris. Franco here,
I've never actually gotten Franco Harris. I get Gabe Gabe Kaplan.
I haven't gotten Gab Caplan. I've gotten Kenny Powers, Pablo
Escobar and Ron Jeremy. It was usually three the leaders
(10:18):
in the club that facially you look like Ron Jeremy
from the from the neck up or tips up. Weird. Okay,
here we go. And then all right, so I don't
have a parlay this week, but I had to do
something stupid obviously, so I'm taking Steelers Eagles to go
into overtime plus sixteen hundred. It's dumb, but it actually
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I mean, I just picture this being a bad game anyways, Okay.
And then also you just you just piste away money,
don't you. Yeah, but it's fun, look um. And then obviously, giants,
I know what I pay you, and I don't pay
you enough for you. I'm hemorrhaging. But if it hits, um,
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I'm taking Giant Seahawks under forty four and a half. Obviously,
Giants under you love the giants un taxes. Giants under
you won five times with the Giants and the only
thing I've got um and then I hate this one.
But Cardinals plus three and a half against the Vikings.
They're still the Vikings. I refused to believe that they're
(11:24):
actually good To't me understand that you hate a bet,
but you're gonna do it just like bad Larry said. Well, Okay,
I started off really liking it, and then as I've
twisted in my mind more, I started hating it because
it seems a little ratty of a line. But called
being a degenerate, Danny is working the mental gymnastics every
heere Cardinals plus three and Vikings and that'll do it. Shay,
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you're up next. Yeah, for the record, I hate every
single bed I made this week, all of them. Yeah.
I don't enjoy any of this, Danny. This is a need.
But are there bets where you go up? Man? Love
that when last week b y uh I put the
freaking mortgage on a day and those are the ones
I stay away from. Unbelievable. Okay, what do you have
(12:08):
for his? Yeah? I got Vegas minus one and a
half against the Saints. Uh, I got the Niners minus
one and a half against the Rams and all he
does is win games. That's all he can do. That
date porn Stars and uh Seahawks minus at three against
the Higantes. I think that this is the only game
where the two teams have winning records. You're kidding me,
(12:31):
Giant Seahawks. Yeah, oh yeah, I think so, No Ship. Yeah.
Who would have thought in Week eight? If I would
have said this matchup will have the teams with the
winning records, you'd probably say Packers, Bills, probably any of
the other thirty teams, Buccaneers, Ravings, Cowboys, Cowboys, Bad Larry.
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You are ready to go? Yes? I am. Um two
units on my NFL games for all of them. I
want Jacksonville minus a two and a half against Denver.
What are you going to join us in studio? Yeah? Um,
we're going to some Kenmore Square, some sculpture thing tonight
and Atlantic City for some Um there's some comedy out
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about nurses or something, so the Hill sound made. Two
wives are going to that show I'm playing? It was
a pumpkin regatta a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, I know. Well,
there's an invitation here we you can bring your Budweiser
if you want, yeah, or you could have a the
way I'm comming is with Bud. Okay, So Jacksonville, I
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do I do owe you guys a trip to Milford
to be up there. One of these days. We can
meet in the Atlantic City to Larry at some point.
I always do that. Jacksonville, mine is two and a half.
You're welcome anytime you want, Atlanta Jacksonville minus two and
a half against Denver, right, Chicago plus ten against Dallas? Whoa,
whoa is it ten that's been up against the pass Jets?
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Plus two and a half against the Patriots. All right,
And then I want to add I'm gonna jump on
Dylan's bandwagon. I love the Ravens tonight. Hell yeah, Larry, friends,
once again, we've given her getting to we're getting getting
to plus two. Wow. Okay, that's just that's something they're
totally Before I leave, we'll take the opposite of that,
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Ray Ray, mark it down. Oh you're going Bucaneer. Okay,
I'm going cheecken plants minus Do I like Tom Brady? No,
I love his cheek and plants. Brady is gonna throw
fifty five times tonight. Yeah, oh yeah, you know that.
We all know he can't run. Uh anything else, bad lady.
And then I have a one unit tease just because
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I need to put a teas in. I pusted this
one up last night after about fifteen. But the Bears
plus twenty over in the Bengals game and the Eagles
minus the half. Huh, And that's just for one unit,
all right? Okay, let's let's recap that. That's Bears plus
twenty against the Cowboys, Bengals, Brown's over thirty six and
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a half and a half, Eagles plus one against the
Texas Eagles against the Steelers Steelers, Steers, there's a his
minus a half. I got the Eagles plus one against
the Steelers with your with your teaser, is that? Hold on, Ray,
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do you have the Are you drinking too? Ray? You're
not king? I think Larry accidentally said Houston yesterday and
they played next week, so I think I took that line.
The Steelers are plus ten and a half versus the Eagles.
So with a ten point teaser, Larry, you're minus one
and or minus half. Yeah, that's where I had written down. Well,
(15:55):
no I didn't. I'm going by what Ray wrote down here.
He gives me money the half, yeah, because it actually
doesn't make a bit of difference minus. However, plus with
one you lose it if if if they lose by one,
I lose. No, how what do this? So? I don't
care where also rare, I'm gonna throw a little more
ship on your plate. At the moment um, you have
the Patriots minus two and a half against the Jets.
(16:16):
The Jets. This is one of those like doesn't matter
who's on the field, the Jets Patriots, especially after their
recent tex I thought the Jets were for real. I don't,
I don't, I don't buy it. Still receipts, he's still
taking receipt Uh. How many beers did you have last night?
Bad lair um? I kind of even. I even came home.
(16:41):
I went my son John's apartment. My wife had a
girlfriend over here, so I had a free pass. So
I found over to my son's apartment and had a
couple with him in his roommates. And then, uh, team,
I played cards all day. Don't forget that stupid dollar
two dollar game? How many again? It's six team by
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the time I got home, and then I had a
couple more. I was putting these picks together. Okay, but
I don't want you to come back and go. I
had been drinking when I made those picks. No, unlike
Shay and Dylan, I love my picks. Here we go.
All right, Well, that's usually a bad sign the band.
The only bad sign is I had to get cocky
and say, you guys gave me every win in college.
(17:23):
I had to admit that I lost Clemson. She just
kept my mouth shut. No, you mean you were honest
with the class. Larry, I would get on. I'm just saying,
now I'm gonna have your guys pick. You get a
gold star for being a regular person. Where to go,
your liar, Larry, Come on, Larry? All right, I'm down
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fourteen and I got the Eagles minus I have. That's perfect. Okay, Wait,
how much you laying on that four point? It's a third?
How many point teasers as a four team ten point teaser?
What are you laying to get that? It's one? It's
just one? Okay, Yeah, everybody good. By the way, Shay
and Irving make sure you listen to his podcast that's
(18:06):
separate from this. It's available wherever you get podcasts. And
once again they're closing on on the the degenerative the year.
That's a big selling point with the podcast. It's a
big reveal Danny end of the year. It's going to
be a big ceremony, sort of like the Mask Singer
on Fox and like you Guys do more like more
like the Academy Awards. Really it's much heavier than the
(18:29):
mass singers. We're all gonna be in Vegas for the show.
I have no fear bad Larry anything I need to
mention um No nothing else. I don't think Dan. I
will plan a trip in the next couple of weeks
to Milford Nice. Let's get it in there. Yeah, because
you you can sit here and have white claws with
(18:51):
these guys and uh also the moonshine. It's kind of
a delectable combo, I have to say. But Bad Larry
doesn't branch out. It's always bud my own beverage, never
anything really nothing. Larry is a fitness guy myself. There's
less cars than a class of white wine in here,
so let's get some shard. You resemble Jeremy a little
(19:16):
bit more than you think. No, Bad Larry doesn't he
if you have tequila and you have bourbon, you haven't.
He won't drink any of that wine, won't it's just
bud was I've never tasted wine in my life the
guy who goes to a public data You're so full
of ship. You are so full of ship wine in
my life. You're the waspiest person I know. All I
(19:37):
do is telling you the truth. I've never tasted wine.
All you do is my second. You don't. You've probably
blacked out on Budweiser and drank bottles of wine. No. No,
the only thing when I get after I get tired
of Budweiser, I can drink of Miller. That's my next beer.
What about bud luck? Why would you go from bud Wiser?
Not progressions, they don't have bud. I can drink Miller white.
(19:59):
Now there twenty buds. If we want to still stay out,
then I go to Roman Coke. There we go. The
truth comes outright. But in between that, more than you're
having a nice Roman Coke to make sure you're not
hungover the next day, nice buttery shard layer. What do
you do? Never anyone? I think that's the biggest secret
is Larry just secretly pounding Chardonnay and Dudweiser candidets. Not
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that I've seen, I've witnessed bad, Larry. It's just bud
in action. It's Budweiser. Yeah, Lan, your dream is gonna
come true. I'm gonna come up to Milford and we're
gonna go out after you get off this show. I'll
drop you. I'll drop you off wherever you want to
be dropping. I'm going down, Larry. I welcome to put
you to bed and then go back. Let's go and
(20:44):
welcome a little spirited competition. I'm also probably about a
third of your age. I have a little bit more
of the vigor, a little more to get up and go. Yeah,
we'll go. I'll go Budweiser for Budweiser, and SHA's coming
into try a fact that, yeah, you're not drinking me
into the table there. How about we uh, how about
(21:04):
we call and call it quits right here. We've we've
done enough, We've entertained a nation, and now you can
decide if you want to bet with or against these
guys at Shay and Irving his podcast And thanks for
joining us on this one. We'll talk to you next week.
This is Dan Patrick takes a gap. Gambling was something
that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually
making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became
consumed by it and now joined by Bad Larry and
Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. All right, you
(00:21):
sent me a text or we got a text last night,
and you send it to Ray picture day, Ray, Sorry,
so late cards all day, drinking all night, and then
you send a picture of you holding a Budweiser? Are
we already building in excuses? Did you watch what happened
last week? Danes? I hear the fear in the Dylan
(00:48):
Bad Larry one eight units last week Dylan lost too
and Shay lost too. The totals on the season, Dylan
is still leading plus five units. Bad Larry is now
minus third teen unit. Shay is minus eight units. Catching
up with you, okay, and we know Killen's got a
bunch of crap going on today. I'm sure, Oh naturally,
(01:09):
my fifty unit lead is dwindling. Though. I have to
say congratulations Larry for coming back, and uh, you know
there's no quid in you, and I really appreciate one
bad week and I won money with the bookie. But
you guys don't want to hear that, Larry. All we
care about is what you do here. That's that's how
(01:31):
we document this. I understand that. I know I lost
seventeen units that one week units. Now, look, I'm the
defending champ, and I'm the defending camp until that. All
you did your Super Bowl Sunday. You beat Dylan. That
doesn't make you a chance. You beat an idiot three
(01:52):
units up. People don't understand how impossible that is. But okay,
I under say, how many more houses can we lose more?
His I'm getting four closed on time to be just
to set the scene, bad Larry is somewhere in New Jersey.
I got Dylan in here with Marv Picture day Ray
(02:13):
and uh, and I got Shay. We have white claws
that the boys are drinking. And I gave Shay some
of the the moonshine that we're making the tailgate moonshine.
Pretty smooth, Danny too smooth. Yeah, you could chug the
whole thing in the studio. Yeah, yeah, is right here
every week every week. I didn't know that. How how
(02:36):
would I know that? You think I have a picture phone?
What's a picture phone. Okay, alright, anything we need to recap,
Dylan will start with you. Anything to recap, you know,
whine about, make excuses about from last week. I mean,
I'm kind of bleeding out here at this point. It's
(02:56):
just like two units of a clip. Um uh got
a syricuse money line that was you looked good, looks
good for a while, look good per usual. U c
l A. Came back down to earth. Yeah the thud,
big thud, you're equinox par did not hit, which actually
(03:17):
um I which I placed at the casino in person too,
which didn't make it any more likely to happen. For
some reason, you had these Saints plus two and a
half the Astros money line, the Rangers New York Rangers
minus one and a half in the Bucks plus four. Yeah,
Saints and Rangers screwed me. Um yeah, Giants under that again.
Bad Larry owned college football and uh yeah pretty good
(03:40):
and the pros two of Aaron Rodgers wants the show. No, No,
that's not the way it works. Okay, you just you
did great in college. You missed out on the Packers
minus four and a half against Washington. Damn everyone undefeated
in college? Yeah, missed. No, I lost one unit, um Clemstone,
I mean giveaway bad because I had to go against
(04:01):
ill and on that. I don't even see that Ray,
Ray did that not make it? And therefore that changes
bad Larry's uh units? Yea yeah? Quiet on the show. Well,
I'm I'm asking Ray if we can validate this because
(04:24):
we want to make sure that this is the show
of record, and if you picked Clemson and lost that one,
then that would mean that you're definitely lost. Yeah. I
didn't send that in. I only have the fix I
sent and news you said it on the show. Yeah,
that was Patty, Larry, that was that was that was
a late ad. Therefore your minus fourteen units boom. Yeah,
(04:48):
okay Larry's firing a shot across the bow at me
on the last episode seven last week and plus minus
fourteen alright, Shay, write that down. Uh, you got the
Texas Tech game right. The only thing I upset about,
the only thing upset about is those fighting by US Sugars.
That is that they really Yeah, well, I think they
(05:10):
got exposed by the Liberty the light. The actual Baptist
showed up and showed to quit. Adding to the good Book,
It's in the revelation. You can't do that. Detroit and
Dallas under and Tennessee minus two and a half against Colts.
That means we turn our attention to this week, and Dylan,
you're still the uh, the leader, the clubhouse leader college football.
(05:31):
What do you have? West Virginia money line plus two
against TCU. I think TCU has to lose at some point.
And honestly, West Virginia was good to me on the
money line last time I bet on them. And their
last four victories have been against four ranked teams. Yeah,
they like to show up, all right. Um Oklahoma minus
one against Iowa State. They have to write the ship
(05:53):
at some point, and I just don't think like they're
just a better team to pick them. It's mine's one, oh,
Colma minus one, h anything else? Um A and M
plus two against Ole Mess. Ole Mess has been underwhelming lately.
And they just had some freshman suspended, had a locker
room incident, one of those old locker room Yeah, they were,
(06:17):
they were. They were smoking that n il money that
you don't have to buy a dimebags from California. Can
I get some pre rolled here? Um? Okay, So that's
your colleague, that's it. Light on colleges, all right, Shay
college football, Yeah, don't call it a comeback, Danny, Okay,
(06:37):
light plus one and a half against the fighting Martinez
is got pit plus three against North Carolina South Bama.
Going back to the well lantan against Archie State and
the under fifty five. Uh, Archie State is not gonna
be able to put up twenty eight on South Bama.
There's no way, no how all right. By the way,
this kid, this North Carolina quarterback Drake May, what about him?
(06:59):
He got twenty four touchdowns, three interceptions so far. Any
averages fifty four yards rushing can sling it, yeah, Danny,
And that's the other still a Mac Brown coach team.
So they're favored. Therefore they lose. And that's it. Did
you have Oklahoma? I got ou? I got ou laying
the one as well with I. And that brings us
(07:21):
to uh, the man who's on a roll, bad Larry.
I went a little deep in college football this week. Um,
all one unit bets law tech minus six and a half.
Let me get a pen because I know I'm gonna
be changing some of these law tech Do you love
law tech like you've always feels like when you're down
in desperate, you go law Tech. I don't consider myself
(07:44):
down in desperate. Law Tech doesn't get any love for
the last three or four years. Pretty good, all right,
So Claorida International sucks. Law Tech minus a six and
a half against Florida it's six. You're welcome. Wow, I'm glad.
I got my pen out. That's a good one. Six
Tennessee minus twelve against Kentucky. Yeah. West Virginia plus seven
(08:05):
and a half against right I'm taking Ohio State minus
the fifteen and a half against Penn State. I'm not
a Penn State believer. At Penn State. It's at Happy Valley.
I now either after last week, I think Ohio State's
gonna put a forty on them. And I go back
to when Ohio State opened up against Notre Dame and
(08:28):
it was actually a competitive game. Yeah, and then they've
gone in different directions ever since then. Totally, Um, what
else do you have? You got Notre Dame? I have
the Notre Dame, just the over. I don't not taking
them against Syracuse, but that over under. So Notre Dame
over over in that game and I'm taking I don't
(08:48):
really like this one that much anymore, but I'll stay
with it. Florida over the fifty six with Georgia fifty
six and a half. Yeah, that's a lot of points
right now, but to Tours and might put up fifty themselves.
So let's get Florida touchdown. Dylan U with the NFL
events Yeah. Um so tonight Ravens plus two against the Bucks.
(09:11):
There were minus one and a half yesterday, so I
don't know exactly why the line swung three and a
half points, but um, I'll take it. Take text to
two points. Um and that's actually gonna be my mortgage
bet three units to cover the two at the Bucks.
All right, I'm basically fading the Bucks until the divorce
(09:34):
papers are signed. Um So, I'm actually going to this
game this weekend Stiller's Eagles in Philly, and I hate
both these teams with a fucking passion, So I'm taking
the under. So why are you going to the game? Um?
I have a bunch of friends that are Steelers fans,
and I agreed to go like months ago, thinking it
was light years away, and now here we are, so
(09:55):
I get to go to Philadelphia, Sunny Philadelphia. Do people
ever I think you look a little bit like Franco
Harris or an off spring of Franco Harris. Franco here,
I've never actually gotten Franco Harris. I get Gabe Gabe Kaplan.
I haven't gotten Gab Caplan. I've gotten Kenny Powers, Pablo
Escobar and Ron Jeremy. It was usually three the leaders
(10:18):
in the club that facially you look like Ron Jeremy
from the from the neck up or tips up. Weird. Okay,
here we go. And then all right, so I don't
have a parlay this week, but I had to do
something stupid obviously, so I'm taking Steelers Eagles to go
into overtime plus sixteen hundred. It's dumb, but it actually
(10:42):
I mean, I just picture this being a bad game anyways, Okay.
And then also you just you just piste away money,
don't you. Yeah, but it's fun, look um. And then obviously, giants,
I know what I pay you, and I don't pay
you enough for you. I'm hemorrhaging. But if it hits, um,
(11:03):
I'm taking Giant Seahawks under forty four and a half. Obviously,
Giants under you love the giants un taxes. Giants under
you won five times with the Giants and the only
thing I've got um and then I hate this one.
But Cardinals plus three and a half against the Vikings.
They're still the Vikings. I refused to believe that they're
(11:24):
actually good To't me understand that you hate a bet,
but you're gonna do it just like bad Larry said. Well, Okay,
I started off really liking it, and then as I've
twisted in my mind more, I started hating it because
it seems a little ratty of a line. But called
being a degenerate, Danny is working the mental gymnastics every
heere Cardinals plus three and Vikings and that'll do it. Shay,
(11:47):
you're up next. Yeah, for the record, I hate every
single bed I made this week, all of them. Yeah.
I don't enjoy any of this, Danny. This is a need.
But are there bets where you go up? Man? Love
that when last week b y uh I put the
freaking mortgage on a day and those are the ones
I stay away from. Unbelievable. Okay, what do you have
(12:08):
for his? Yeah? I got Vegas minus one and a
half against the Saints. Uh, I got the Niners minus
one and a half against the Rams and all he
does is win games. That's all he can do. That
date porn Stars and uh Seahawks minus at three against
the Higantes. I think that this is the only game
where the two teams have winning records. You're kidding me,
(12:31):
Giant Seahawks. Yeah, oh yeah, I think so, No Ship. Yeah.
Who would have thought in Week eight? If I would
have said this matchup will have the teams with the
winning records, you'd probably say Packers, Bills, probably any of
the other thirty teams, Buccaneers, Ravings, Cowboys, Cowboys, Bad Larry.
(12:52):
You are ready to go? Yes? I am. Um two
units on my NFL games for all of them. I
want Jacksonville minus a two and a half against Denver.
What are you going to join us in studio? Yeah? Um,
we're going to some Kenmore Square, some sculpture thing tonight
and Atlantic City for some Um there's some comedy out
(13:15):
about nurses or something, so the Hill sound made. Two
wives are going to that show I'm playing? It was
a pumpkin regatta a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, I know. Well,
there's an invitation here we you can bring your Budweiser
if you want, yeah, or you could have a the
way I'm comming is with Bud. Okay, So Jacksonville, I
(13:38):
do I do owe you guys a trip to Milford
to be up there. One of these days. We can
meet in the Atlantic City to Larry at some point.
I always do that. Jacksonville, mine is two and a half.
You're welcome anytime you want, Atlanta Jacksonville minus two and
a half against Denver, right, Chicago plus ten against Dallas? Whoa,
whoa is it ten that's been up against the pass Jets?
(14:03):
Plus two and a half against the Patriots. All right,
And then I want to add I'm gonna jump on
Dylan's bandwagon. I love the Ravens tonight. Hell yeah, Larry, friends,
once again, we've given her getting to we're getting getting
to plus two. Wow. Okay, that's just that's something they're
totally Before I leave, we'll take the opposite of that,
(14:25):
Ray Ray, mark it down. Oh you're going Bucaneer. Okay,
I'm going cheecken plants minus Do I like Tom Brady? No,
I love his cheek and plants. Brady is gonna throw
fifty five times tonight. Yeah, oh yeah, you know that.
We all know he can't run. Uh anything else, bad lady.
And then I have a one unit tease just because
(14:46):
I need to put a teas in. I pusted this
one up last night after about fifteen. But the Bears
plus twenty over in the Bengals game and the Eagles
minus the half. Huh, And that's just for one unit,
all right? Okay, let's let's recap that. That's Bears plus
twenty against the Cowboys, Bengals, Brown's over thirty six and
(15:09):
a half and a half, Eagles plus one against the
Texas Eagles against the Steelers Steelers, Steers, there's a his
minus a half. I got the Eagles plus one against
the Steelers with your with your teaser, is that? Hold on, Ray,
(15:32):
do you have the Are you drinking too? Ray? You're
not king? I think Larry accidentally said Houston yesterday and
they played next week, so I think I took that line.
The Steelers are plus ten and a half versus the Eagles.
So with a ten point teaser, Larry, you're minus one
and or minus half. Yeah, that's where I had written down. Well,
(15:55):
no I didn't. I'm going by what Ray wrote down here.
He gives me money the half, yeah, because it actually
doesn't make a bit of difference minus. However, plus with
one you lose it if if if they lose by one,
I lose. No, how what do this? So? I don't
care where also rare, I'm gonna throw a little more
ship on your plate. At the moment um, you have
the Patriots minus two and a half against the Jets.
(16:16):
The Jets. This is one of those like doesn't matter
who's on the field, the Jets Patriots, especially after their
recent tex I thought the Jets were for real. I don't,
I don't, I don't buy it. Still receipts, he's still
taking receipt Uh. How many beers did you have last night?
Bad lair um? I kind of even. I even came home.
(16:41):
I went my son John's apartment. My wife had a
girlfriend over here, so I had a free pass. So
I found over to my son's apartment and had a
couple with him in his roommates. And then, uh, team,
I played cards all day. Don't forget that stupid dollar
two dollar game? How many again? It's six team by
(17:02):
the time I got home, and then I had a
couple more. I was putting these picks together. Okay, but
I don't want you to come back and go. I
had been drinking when I made those picks. No, unlike
Shay and Dylan, I love my picks. Here we go.
All right, Well, that's usually a bad sign the band.
The only bad sign is I had to get cocky
and say, you guys gave me every win in college.
(17:23):
I had to admit that I lost Clemson. She just
kept my mouth shut. No, you mean you were honest
with the class. Larry, I would get on. I'm just saying,
now I'm gonna have your guys pick. You get a
gold star for being a regular person. Where to go,
your liar, Larry, Come on, Larry? All right, I'm down
(17:45):
fourteen and I got the Eagles minus I have. That's perfect. Okay, Wait,
how much you laying on that four point? It's a third?
How many point teasers as a four team ten point teaser?
What are you laying to get that? It's one? It's
just one? Okay, Yeah, everybody good. By the way, Shay
and Irving make sure you listen to his podcast that's
(18:06):
separate from this. It's available wherever you get podcasts. And
once again they're closing on on the the degenerative the year.
That's a big selling point with the podcast. It's a
big reveal Danny end of the year. It's going to
be a big ceremony, sort of like the Mask Singer
on Fox and like you Guys do more like more
like the Academy Awards. Really it's much heavier than the
(18:29):
mass singers. We're all gonna be in Vegas for the show.
I have no fear bad Larry anything I need to
mention um No nothing else. I don't think Dan. I
will plan a trip in the next couple of weeks
to Milford Nice. Let's get it in there. Yeah, because
you you can sit here and have white claws with
(18:51):
these guys and uh also the moonshine. It's kind of
a delectable combo, I have to say. But Bad Larry
doesn't branch out. It's always bud my own beverage, never
anything really nothing. Larry is a fitness guy myself. There's
less cars than a class of white wine in here,
so let's get some shard. You resemble Jeremy a little
(19:16):
bit more than you think. No, Bad Larry doesn't he
if you have tequila and you have bourbon, you haven't.
He won't drink any of that wine, won't it's just
bud was I've never tasted wine in my life the
guy who goes to a public data You're so full
of ship. You are so full of ship wine in
my life. You're the waspiest person I know. All I
(19:37):
do is telling you the truth. I've never tasted wine.
All you do is my second. You don't. You've probably
blacked out on Budweiser and drank bottles of wine. No. No,
the only thing when I get after I get tired
of Budweiser, I can drink of Miller. That's my next beer.
What about bud luck? Why would you go from bud Wiser?
Not progressions, they don't have bud. I can drink Miller white.
(19:59):
Now there twenty buds. If we want to still stay out,
then I go to Roman Coke. There we go. The
truth comes outright. But in between that, more than you're
having a nice Roman Coke to make sure you're not
hungover the next day, nice buttery shard layer. What do
you do? Never anyone? I think that's the biggest secret
is Larry just secretly pounding Chardonnay and Dudweiser candidets. Not
(20:23):
that I've seen, I've witnessed bad, Larry. It's just bud
in action. It's Budweiser. Yeah, Lan, your dream is gonna
come true. I'm gonna come up to Milford and we're
gonna go out after you get off this show. I'll
drop you. I'll drop you off wherever you want to
be dropping. I'm going down, Larry. I welcome to put
you to bed and then go back. Let's go and
(20:44):
welcome a little spirited competition. I'm also probably about a
third of your age. I have a little bit more
of the vigor, a little more to get up and go. Yeah,
we'll go. I'll go Budweiser for Budweiser, and SHA's coming
into try a fact that, yeah, you're not drinking me
into the table there. How about we uh, how about
(21:04):
we call and call it quits right here. We've we've
done enough, We've entertained a nation, and now you can
decide if you want to bet with or against these
guys at Shay and Irving his podcast And thanks for
joining us on this one. We'll talk to you next week.
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