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November 17, 2022 • 19 mins

We welcome back Shea in Irving after his adventure in Puerto Rico, we recap his trip or at least what he can remember. The guys give their picks and Bad Larry continues to complain about the lines and gives Ray some grief. Enjoy!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
This is Dan Patrick takes a game gambling. There's something
that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually
making bets himself by using a proxy. And I became
consumed by and now joined by Bad Larry and Dylan
the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick, Hey, bad Lay, Hello Dan?

(00:23):
How you do buddy? Well? I got to see Shay.
Shay is back here in U in the studio. Okay, say,
shall you welcome home? Yeah? I'm alive, Lara, thanks for Karen.
How was how was a Picardi rum factor? I spent
a couple of weeks down there myself, a couple of weeks,
I can imagine. I had a four day run and

(00:43):
that was enough for me. Say, I had just gotten married.
I came home from my honeymoon, and I was working
for Western California Quitment company. You know, we were putting
a little beasts on Hotel U local calls, and hotels
got it and they flew down to Puerto Rico and
they had some problem with the international area codes. So

(01:04):
do you just tell me it was cheaper just lead
me down there than fly me back. So I just
sat there for two weeks into the rest of my life.
Lucky duck. Uh, but share you couldn't even give us
your picks from last week, Danny. I don't know if
you know this about me, but sometimes every now and
then I like to how out the moon a little bit.

(01:26):
The Puerto Rican trip was specifically designed for me to
be howling. And Uh, I let it out. I let
it all out, Danny, who did you go with? Uh?
Some people that I'm acquainted with have similar interests and
likesling at the moon. Yeah, it's called the cinelo a
card time you you look, you still look a little

(01:49):
banged up. Well, yeah, the recovery time the older I get, Danny,
the longer, the longer. That's what happens when you float
back on the route anyway to get okay. Yeah, we
were worried and and Ray Ray sounded like, you know,
he was related to you. Where he goes? I can't
I can't get ahold of Shay. And I said, look,

(02:11):
he's experienced. He'll surface somehow. And Ray got nervous. They're
trying to find him. Well, me and Shay will text
back and forth throughout the week. I'll be like, oh,
I got screwed on this bet. He's like, yeah, that
one corn holed me, like, we'll go back and forth,
and he's usually you text me back in like what
a minute, two minutes, five minutes. Mostn't hear from you
for three days. Again, there's different dimensions of this world.

(02:36):
And I was just on an elevated plane. That's all
I couldn't I couldn't be bothered by earthly things. Well,
Shaye stays at minus ten units, but he's alive and
that's the most important part. Bad Larry's eleven units. He
won one unit last week. Dylan is plus six units.
He won seven units last week. And the big one

(02:59):
was your money line bet with the commanders on the podcast.
I just had them spread but far five units, but
I actually ended up taking both in real time. All right,
anything we need to recap college football wise with you, Dylan.
I have one major grievance. I actually did pretty well.
I shouldn't have jumped on old Dominion. Uh to fade Larry.

(03:19):
They got the ship kicked out of them, but Colorado
usc USC scores a garbage time touchdown at the end
to cover that thirty four point spread. It's unacceptable. Bad Larry.
Did you have any grievances with your college football picks.
I lost my first two and one the next once
Dylon got on O du I knew to double up
my bed on j m M. That was like a

(03:41):
thirty to three one. You know, it was just very easy.
So I split in college and uh went one and
two in the pros and hit my three tm T
s for plus one unit. I think I'm right, you
might have to go back over. I'm just talking off
the top of my head right here, but uh, I
think that's five weeks in a row plus Dylan, that's
plus seven is well within reach. But I I extended
the lead a little bit more. Yeah, but how about

(04:03):
we applaud you or pat use on the back not
you like that would help Larry. Yeah, I'm pretty good.
I'm pretty good cheering myself on. Yeah, nobody loves you
like you love you? Um okay, So college football this week?
Uh deal you ready? Okay? Alrighty? So tonight SMU plus

(04:28):
three and a half against Tu Lane, Tu Lane, big,
big favorite in the public's eyes. Um, I believe my
cohort Shay Over there has two lane um going Maryland
plus twenty seven and a half against Ohio State. I
don't feel great about this one, but I'm gonna I'll
take the points with Maryland. They can be kind of
tricky sometimes though. High State's probably went. Um U c

(04:51):
l A plus one and a half against USC Dan
And this is actually there's a little bit of mustard
on this one because I have a bet with our
producer Ray, Um. I have U c l A. He
really likes U s c So if U c l
A covers, Ray has to dye his hair USC red
for a month. If USC covers, I have to dye
my hair U c l A blue for a month.

(05:13):
And I tried to get out of it. He's like,
what about before the holidays. I was like, how now,
dude it Yeah, yeah, okay, I like that. Uh any
other picks there for your college football week? Um I
got Iowa Minnesota under thirty two, which is a hilarious total.
But I was like my Giants of College where I'm
just taking the under every week? Two? Is that the

(05:36):
lowest over under? Do you think in the college football season?
I always had one lower? They actually if there is
someone who had it lower, they had I think they
had a thirty one against I forget it. Maybe Wisconsin.
Oh okay, So it's definitely, it's definitely up there. Okay, alright,
So to recap, you've got s m U plus three
and a half, Maryland plus twenty seven and a half,

(05:58):
U c l A plus one and a half off
and over under. You got Minnesota, Iowa under thirty two.
Ye the plus signus. Okay, now we turn our attention
to Shay and Irving. I got two lane minus three
and a half against the Stangs tonight. Are you still drunk?
I mean you're you're like on a seven second delay,
are you? And I was gonna have a better intro, Danny.

(06:21):
I thought we were working with professionals around the area.
If you that? Okay? All right, and here is Shay
and Irving. Thank you, Danny Green wave lane three and
a half tonight. SMU hates covering locker rooms and shambles,
doesn't matter what a research to lane minus three and

(06:42):
a half. I got the Lobos plus fourteen against the
Indiego State UM New Mexico lose, but not about fourteen
horned frogs laying two and a half against the Baptist
Baylor got the church beat out of him. Last week
an Kansas State they beat, They beat the breaks off over. Okay,
I don't know if they can recover, and then South

(07:04):
Alabama Southern Miss under forty five and a half. Southern
Miss can't complete before we pass. You love South Alabama?
I do always have. Is there a reason like the
football team or South Alabama football and basketball? Mobile is
a great town? Yeah, okay, you know I got the
key to the city of Mobile. No ship, many many,

(07:25):
many many years ago. Where's that It's at home and uh,
you know I keep it under lock and key. You
don't want to, I have to. I got. I did
a basketball game in Mobile and they gave me the
key to the city just for announcing. Again, I was
a big deal back then. Mobile's phone hard. Well, I'm

(07:48):
just saying inside Mobile with the Memphis Blues again. Was that?
Is that a song? I don't know, Danny, there's probably
a few songs about Mobile. Yeah, I'm gonna have Ray
looked that up. I thought it was a lyric stuck
inside of Mobile with the Memphis Ray. Did I quoted correctly? Yeah,
it's a Bob Dylan song. Stuck inside of Mobile with

(08:09):
Memphis Blues, steel trapped there killing it. I'm not drunk.
Uh Wow, bad, bad, Larry Bad Larry, college football, and
here's your picks. Okay, two units in college football. I'm
i at TCU minus three, but I guess I'm getting
two and a half. Come on, um Pen State minus

(08:35):
nineteen against Rutgers. Yeah. Georgia monus two and a half
against Kentucky. Okay, Yeah, I don't know what to expect
out of Kentucky now they start out four and oh
and then all of a sudden they suck bandy Yes
final j M you monus and nine and a half
against Georgia State, James, and then I'm going against Dylan

(08:57):
on Ohio State. I'm I'm laying the twenty seven. I
thought it was twenty seven. I'm laying twenty seven and
a half against Maryland. And Maryland they're up, that might be,
that could be a shutout. Yeah, but Larry, you just
played Maryland and do a potential win with that pick.
I think you think losing the game now, But I
don't think they I don't think they cover the spread.

(09:17):
They barely They barely beat Northwestern side bet side, Bett
no side. But I'll just go say that score will
be twenty eight nothing at some points, at some point
doesn't mean at the end, are you fading, Larry, Well,
if you're going to bet on the side without actually
putting money down, then you should just keep the mouth shut.
That's yeah. I don't. I don't have any side bet

(09:38):
with Dylan. I don't even know how to get you money.
If we placed the bet with each other, I'd have
to send it Venmo would iparent see that the terms
haven't covered in the last five games, so they do. Yeah,
that's that's always not that the trend will continue anything else. Yeah,
there were two they were all two unit bets and
and I have to one unit um unders under the

(10:00):
Penn State Rutgers game because I like Rutgers as bad
as Iowa camp score Rutgers camp score, and then under
just because I don't know why that is the USC
U c l A line seventy six. Yeah, damn, give
me one punt. I'm just gonna put one unit on.
Well us did they even bring a punter? USC averages

(10:22):
forty two and U c l A average is almost forty, right,
I know, I know all that on one misfield goal,
one punt, and I cover that that total is more
than double the Iowa game. Uh, And then do you
have a teaser. Um, do you have to bottom after
the n c A the teasers? Uh? He has two

(10:42):
proteins in a one college seam one of Now, yeah,
you can't give us your teaser for it's a one
college game. It's a three team ten point teaser. And
I didn't put in the units down on this. Um,
give me two units on a teaser. Over the Patris
Titans to under? I mean I'm not under Penn State

(11:03):
minus to nine. Okay, wait a minute, so Packers Titans
will be over thirty one? Correct, Okay, Penn State minus nine,
all right, and under the Falcons Bears. Move that line
up to sixty. It's fifty nine. That's okay, all right,
it's fifty nine. Okay, all right, okay, So that's a

(11:26):
three team, two unit teaser, Dylan, since you're still in
the lead somehow your NFL picks. Um, okay, really quick, though,
I would like to add one thing. I gonna plus
two and a half. Now, you were being smart, I was,
But then with honestly, is Shane Larry both on TCU,
It would be I wouldn't be doing my job if

(11:47):
I didn't take bail. Statistically, I like my odds now
that Yeah about side bet, it'll have to be January
for Dylan fair though lose. Here's by dinner whenever we've
link up. Well, when Dad Larry comes up, then you know,
you guys either buy lunch or Dylan lunch either one. Okay, alright,

(12:10):
NFL bets. The Giants are at home, so obviously you're
taking the under. I have to Dan, it's seven one
and one. It's the only consistent thing going. And then
that's forty five under forty five it's actually high for
their point total. Okay, Um, I'm taking the Patriots minus
three and a half against the Jets. The Pats are
at home. The Jets are just won't go into Gillette

(12:31):
and beat the Patriots. Ever, it doesn't even matter who's
on the field. But you hate the Jet. I do
hate the Jets. I think they're fraudulent. Okay. I'm taking
the cow Girls minus one half against the Vikings. The
Vikings are not playing at one o'clock this weekday, and
they're going to get and I actually, no, I'm not
gonna do that. Okay. Yeah, So cow Girls minus one
and a half, um Chargers plus six against the Chiefs

(12:53):
on Sunday Night Football Divisional game, prime time. The Chiefs
aren't really great, as have any wide receivers. Keenan Allen
is supposed to play? Which whatever? Take that with a
grain of salt. Where's Lance all Worth? When? Uh? What else?
And then Monday Night football? I gotta get spicy, So
I'm taking Cardinals money line plus two against the forty niners.

(13:16):
Isn't that an amazing stat that Jimmy G is ten
and two when he doesn't throw a touchdown? And I
don't understand it all he does his win? Yeah, but
did you Jimmy G at the Warriors game when the
cheerleaders came by, it was like scores, Yeah, he's those
passes are completed. Yeah, and he's sitting next to a

(13:39):
bunch of other professional football players who didn't get a
glance in their direction. But he cares anything else. Um.
And yes, one last thing, Brown's bill is under forty
two and a half. We all know that Buffalo is
about to get whacked um with snow. And I was like,
don't ever think and just take the under. It's probably
gonna be a mess. They're going to move the game.
When they're talking about that, I don't. Oh, they might

(14:01):
have to, but there's not gonna be any snow, I
think on Sunday. But if they make that decision, they
gotta do it now, so they go to plus the
Bills play Detroit in Detroit on Thanksgiving. Yeah, therefore they
could go to Detroit and just stay there and play
the game. Yeah, but I'd probably make them better make
that decision here soon. Yeah, they were running out of time,

(14:24):
bad Larry Okay, Dan pro games all two units this
week Rams plus four against the Saints, plus three and
a half. Okay, Panthers plus twelve against the Ravens Panthers
plus thirteen, Okay, three and a half. Here I'm writing

(14:44):
his down, Dan Vikings plus one against the Cowboys plus
plus one and a half meaning less um all over
in the Chiefs Chargers game, I think it's forty. It's
fifty one. Two points. Yeah, he had a two points

(15:08):
to all my over unders. And then I want to
Larry Larry Ray send you the draft King's lines. No, No,
we've been through a couple of times. He doesn't. I
don't read him. I can't see him. But he sends
them to you. I can't see him. Could you make
the printing bigger, Ray, So Larry can send him some

(15:29):
glasses or something, give him those cheaters that you buy
at CBS or Walgreens, anything else, Larry, Yeah, Yeah, I'm
not finished over the Chiefs the fifty one. I changed
it and I with the Giants minus three against the lines.
Now we're talking, okay, Right, Giants, Uh done well against
spread five and one last six games? All right, Dylan

(15:51):
went under that giant bet. The Lions put up points
every week there, and I think you might take that.
I want you to wind and take that week off.
I have to. It's the system. I have to take
it every week. Is what if I miss a week?
You know, I'm trust the process of trusting the process.
Although I do agree with you, I would I could
see this one going over, but I am sticking with it. Okay.
I'm just trying to help you out. I appreciate that, Jay,

(16:14):
your turn with the NFL picks. Yeah, just one opposite
of what I thought was gonna happen. Jets plus three
and a half against the fighting Bilichicks, Giants laying the
three against the Lions, Bayars plus three and a half
against the fighting Mariotas. That's where I'm at, Wow three
and oh Danny, I mean Jay and Larry both have
the Giants. I kind of am obligated to take the

(16:34):
Lions lines plus three ready, thank you? Lock it in,
Lock it in, Dylan. I love it because you're gonna
be watching the end of that game and you're gonna
be rooting for the lines to score or the Giants
to sports and you're under we ruined your own Sunday. Yeah,
I'm just Chinese finger trap myself. But I could win
both the least eight minutes of a game like that

(16:57):
where you got a side and the and the over.
It's horrible. Let's be honest. I'm probably not watching the
Giants Lions game. It's that one, right, Yeah, we're not
watching it. Great game in Connecticut. Yeah, you're gonna watch it, alright,
Well you're not going to watch or Jets Patriots. I

(17:17):
think you're gonna get those games because you're in the Northeast. Yeah,
but I could go to a bar and watch it.
Aren't you a Giant fan in Connecticut? Remember, Ravens fan
makes a lot of sense. But I'm all in New
York except for football, makes no sense. I loved Ray
Lewis when I was a kid, mostly for his on
the field exploits. Not but alright, fair enough, we all

(17:40):
have our heroes. Yeah, uh so, uh, I think that's it.
It's a it's a Rep. Shay and Irving has his
own podcast. Make sure you go to wherever you get
your podcast. And they're looking at the degenerative the year
and right now there's a lot of candidates for you.
Narrowing this down in the next what couple of weeks. Yeah,
and the football season we do our award ceremony. We

(18:04):
had another nomination coming up this week. You'll see old
Lady Cops speeding things are involved. It sounds like something
that could have happened to you before Setoco. Okay, but
did your roommate go to Puerto Rico? No, damn. I
think that's probably for the best. But when you come

(18:26):
home from Puerto Rico, I get a lot of words
concerning my health and how I'm taking care of myself
and what happened. But you know, I get back in
the house, Okay, I get let in the door. That's
a wind broken window, forced entry the door. It's great,

(18:46):
it's good. It wasn't always like that, but We're glad
to have you back this week. I'm glad to be
back Shay and Irving. The podcast that's separate from this,
but you can get that wherever you get your podcast. Larry,
going back to my lunch right now, Danna, all right,
a salad um. No, Actually I had a bowl of

(19:06):
fruit and I only ate half a That is such
a eating a bowl of fruit your maybe fery pebbles,
a bowl of chicken soup, and then I had a
bullet him. Now, I'm gonna go into my lunch and
I gonna have a bullet fried chicken. Just because you
had that first doesn't mean it was a healthy lunch. Yeah,

(19:27):
nice try, nice try. All Right, Well, good luck and
we'll talk to you next week. Thanks guys, good luck
you guys talking
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