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November 23, 2022 • 17 mins

On today's episode we talk to Bad Larry and Shea in Germany, yes you read that right Shea is in Germany for Thanksgiving. We talk to the guys about their picks which includes Bad Larry really reaching for some picks this week that surprises the rest of the guys. Also Dylan lost his bet with Ray so we talk about his new hair color. Happy Thanksgiving!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
This is Dan Patrick takes a gap gambling. There's something
that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually
making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became
consumed by and now joined by bad Larry and Dylan
the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Hey, guys, Hey, what's

(00:22):
up there? Dan? Well? Well, well, Danny, Uh, just let
everybody know Shay and Irving is in Germany. Good, good
day to be in Germany after Germany lost in the
World Cup to Japan. I'm sure everybody's in a good
mood over there, Danny. This place went crazy. I am
not safe right now. It is insane. Are you ever

(00:45):
truly safe? No matter where you are? Shay chair point,
clair point. But the amount money I put, the amount
of money I put on Germany to win this damn
game match to where the hell you want to call it?
In the mood that everybody was, Danny, this place is electric.
Uh bad Larry? You in Jersey? No, No, I'm in
Cape Elizabeth Main. But hey, what are you doing in

(01:08):
y in Germany? German per week? Now Germany? Are you running?
Is getting back to my roots? Were? What the hell
are you doing pretending to be a wasp up in
Maine again. All right, so Larry's in Maine, shaf of

(01:30):
courses in Germany, and Dylan the graphics guys right here,
always here, Yeah, I always always here, picture in purple
purple hair. Um, it's bluish it was. I know I
had I know I had a bad week. I don't
even have my results in front of me. I didn't
bring them with me up the main. But I didn't
have a bad week. You I don't know. I don't know, Larry, Larry,

(01:52):
you lost ten units last week. I'll take the blue hair.
Ten units are blue head. I don't. Oh. Well, Dylan
is he won three units, he's up nine units. Shay
lost three units, he's minus thirteen. Bad Larry lost ten
units here now minus one. Okay, I'm gonna write that

(02:16):
down here. And uh and Dylan had a bet with
Picture day Ray that was the U C L A
USC game correct and and bad Larry suffered a bad
over under loss on U C L A U s C. Yeah.
They blew the doors off that. Yeah, one unit. I
just had to do it. At seventy seven. I had

(02:38):
a roof for a punt. Ye. Well, this is when
bad Larry starts chasing. That's the feeling I'm gonna get.
We'll get to his picks coming up, but let's start
with Dylan. Anything you want to recap from college football
last week? Yeah, um, I mean I won. I went
three or three and two in college obviously, big loss.
U C l A. Had to bleach my hair, my

(02:58):
black hair, and then dyed at lou and it came
out just like black blue. But it got rid of
my grays, So there's upside there. Raised let me slide.
But yeah, that was brutal. They actually should have won
that too, honestly though. Um, pretty solid week seven and five.
I'll take it. Yeah. Yeah, Baylor plus two and a
half against tc U, the under with IOWA in Minnesota,

(03:18):
Iowa the Giants of college even though the Giants under
did not hit. But I also went to into fading
bets where both Larry and Shay were on the same
side with Baylor and then with the Lions. Yeah bad
Larry recapping your college football a weekend. Well, you got
Penn State right against Rutgers. Yeah, I don't remember. I

(03:39):
don't have my paper in front of me, Damn, I
left it at home. Okay, all right, every whatever you
want to say about him is fine by me. All right,
I'll let the audience know you had to Ohio State
minus twenty seven and a half. You love JMU minus
eight and a half, Georgia minus twenty two and a half,
TCU minus two and a half. But you got the
Penn State. Uh, bet right right. I think every one

(03:59):
of my games one they just didn't cover. The three
team ten point teaser Packers Titans over thirty one, Penn
State minus nine, Falcons Bears under fifty nine winner. Yeah, yeah,
you got that one. And then you lost on u
C l a USC the over under seventy six Penn

(04:21):
State Rutgers under forty five. Shay your college football recap. Uh,
you got two lane against SMA, won that Yeah, yeah,
New Mexico. Let's let's focus on the TCU game and
the South Alabama under because those two games, I'm not

(04:42):
even counting those losses. And either to j'all, South Alabama
is up by ten and the freaking opponents driving and
they got to score ten points. There's no time less mclock.
It's like thirty seconds left, and these sons of bitches
elect to kick a field goal to hit the over
by a point in a half instead of going for
the touchdown on first and then doing an on site kicking,
going for the field goal, that's shady, that's SBC bullshit.

(05:05):
I don't trust it. I don't like it. I'm not
counting the loss the TCU game. You're gonna miss a
p A T and it forced them to go for
two late in the game. That's bullshit. Bullshit. Yeah, I say,
I have been boned by the same thing that happened
to your South Alabama game countless times with the field

(05:27):
goal and then the touchdown that doesn't have official terminology.
You got caned um college football this week, starting with
games coming up in the next day or so. Dylan
will start with you since you're still in the lead. Yes, sir, um,
all right. I got Mississippi State plus two against Ole
Miss in the famous Egg Bowl tomorrow. Believe it's the

(05:49):
only college game you know. Um gotta go Iowa Nebraska
under thirty eight and a half. That's a big total
for Iowa. I think they scored twenty three points total
last week. Um, okay, and it's seven or the Ioways
unders hit seven in the last ten games. So I
like those its you're you're, you know, as you always
go with the New York Giants on their under and

(06:10):
now Iowa is your new New York chilenge the giant. Um,
Michigan plus seven a half against Ohio State. I like
to touchdown with the hook there. I actually I kind
of think Michigan wins out right. Um, just I don't
know if they seem ripe okay um. And then Notre
Dame plus five and a half against USC. I also
think Notre Dame is gonna win this out right, but

(06:31):
I'm taking the points. Okay. Notre Dame has been good
against teams in the top five this year against the spread, Yeah,
they've definitely rebounded. I mean that was a brutal start
to the season. Um. And then of course then I've
got a parlay. This is the big dog parlay, big
dog parlay two legs. Georgia minus thirty five against Georgia
Tech and Utah minus thirty against Colorado, who is terrible. Um,

(06:54):
this probably won't hit though. Yeah. I saw whether it
was a report that maybe Dion sanders Uh in Toronto
could be interested in I would be an interesting marriage there,
all right, Uh, let's see bad Larry. Do you have
your college football picks? I do. I did them all
last night. I have a bunch of them. I was
sitting here, uh, not much else to do, open Cape Elizabeth,

(07:17):
so it was dark and I had candles going and
beers going, and here we go. Dan three units on
North Carolina and minus the six and a half against
NC State, three units on Toledo minus seven against Western
Michigan Okay, one unit on Cincinnati minus the two against Tulane.

(07:39):
Back to three units on Syracuse against a bad BC team.
I think it's minus eleven. One unit on the over
in the Clemson South Carolina game at fifty two, three
units on Buffalo minus the four against Kent State. Wow,
you're chasing this week? You are chasing three unitis on

(08:00):
b y H minus six and a half against Stanford,
and then two more one unit bets West Virginia plus
eight and a half against Okay State and over in
the Tennessee Vanderbilt game at sixty four and a half.
Those last two are both one unit. Wow, You're either
gonna be a hero, Larier, You're gonna be screwed back

(08:20):
in the mix up here, I gather I'll be watching
football all day from that from now on? How many
units do you have bet on college football? One to five, eight, nine, twelve, thirteen,
nineteen units? Oh my god. Okay, thanks Giving's gonna pay

(08:40):
for Christmas, Dan, or you won't have a Christmas. H
Shay and Irving. Here you go, Shay and Germany. I
should say, all right, you're your college football picks, yesh
Shay and Muncheon Wazoo plus two and a half versus Walkington,
North Texas by the third, teen and a half against Rice,
and as soon as minus two and a half at

(09:02):
and then the Golden Gophers plus three against uh Scanning.
Let's get that in uh so Minnesota plus three and
a half? Oh you minus two? Oh you minus two
Texas to North Texas minus fourteen Rice, Missouri plus three Artansas?

(09:23):
Oh good wait no wazo Washington State. Okay, way to go,
Way to go, Ray, Yeah, Ray's got you Missouri against Arkansas,
No way, no way. Wah Zoo wa Zoo coops two
and a half. Just Washington may have been a lost

(09:43):
in translation. Yeah, are pretty far away there, Sha. Yeah.
I'll tell you what I've been drinking beers. I got
I got two hours of sleep last night, and the
second I got here, I've been drinking Augustiners and they
pour them in these big old glasses and I've just
been drinking them ever since. Put them in my fall three.
All right, uh NFL, We'll go to Dylan, since you're

(10:05):
still leading the charge. Alrighty Dan, this is gonna shock
you when I'm taking Giants Cowboys under forty five and
a half. Uh. It lost last week, but it's still
seven too and one on the season. Um, Texans plus
thirteen and a half versus the Dolphins. I know the
public is like all over the Dolphins, and this one
I'll take Texans with the points. The Texans are dumb

(10:28):
enough to accidentally win two. Al right, so that's plus
thirteen and a half. Yep. Um Ravens minus three and
a half against the Jags. We've got Mark Andrews back,
Big Banks. Jags coming off of bye week, Jackson, they're
dangerous off of by Dan, but I'm going to roll
with the Ravens and then Browns plus three and a
half against the Bucks. Public is also all over the
Bucks too. The Browns have lost six of their last seven.

(10:51):
Do we have a parlay? We do, Dan? We have
a Turkey Day. Parlay um all three games, saying the
Bills minus ten against the Lions, Cowboys minus tent against
the Giants, and the Patriots versus the Vikings minus two
and a half. I thought that one moved a lot.
Dylan is one in tent on. Parlay's this season soon
to be two and ten. Shay, I'll go to you

(11:14):
since Larry is in third place. Here your NFL picks.
That's right, all right, here we go. I got the
kirk Cousins two and a half against the Pats. Well,
I got the Bears or half against the fighting Mi Funners.
I got Eagles minus seven versus Aaron Rodgers. That's where
we're at. Okay, and you lost two units like Germany

(11:38):
minus to beat Japan. That was bad, Danny. That was
the acious Seeing the crowd though, man, holy sh it. Yeah,
everything was great until like the seventies second minute and
then by the police fucking went silent. By the way,
kirk Cousins is the most profitable quarterback in the NFL

(12:00):
coming off a against the spread coming off a loss
is since hold on, I gotta read this again. Since
kirkde Cousins is thirty three and seventeen against the spread
coming off a loss, the most profitable quarterback in the
NFL that I did not know that. Yeah, but it's
at night, Dan, which might outweigh that. Right, But you're

(12:24):
taking the not taking that Patriots all Sha has taken
the Vikings. Yeah, I'm taking school. Let's go all right, school,
bad Larry. Let's see if you're chasing in the NFL
like you did in college. Um, only only five bet stand,
but a couple of units um. One unit on the
lines plus the pen against the Bills, two units on

(12:45):
the over in that patch game, I believe it's right.
Three units on the Bears plus the four and a
half against the Jets. Yeah, three units on the Chiefs
over at forty four. Yes, and then my lock of
the month, five units on the Colts minus the two
and a half Monday night against the Steelers. Five units, Dan,

(13:11):
I'd like to add a bet. Wait, Dylan, Yes, I'm
gonna take the Steelers plus two for five units. Oh no,
because so it was it two or two and a half? Dam,
it's two Colts minus. You didn't tell me that when
I was telling you, I got the Colts minus two
and a half. But I'll move it down to two.
That's perfect. Well, it's gonna be a big swing right there, Dylan,

(13:34):
you're going on the other side plus stealing? Are all
your things one unit? Bet? So I haven't. I haven't
heard you say a unit yet. Figure that out after. Yeah,
we we do a little tabulating after the show's over.
Now there are all two units except for the parlays,
which are each one unit. Alright, I like it. And
then the five units on this the Stellers. Yeah, how

(13:56):
many units are you going on to the Steeler game? Five?
I'm copying you just reverse ten points Wain perfect work
about five year? I mean we're Dylan have five years
on blue Gatorade in the Super Bowl. Yeah, that didn't happen. Yeah,
that's a favorite of mine. Screwed every year just does

(14:18):
the opposite of me? Is there is there anything else
than anybody wants to wager on? By the way, the
Colts won in six against the spread in the last
seven games when their favorites, when their back Jonathan Taylor
is back. Right, Yeah, so I thought, and let me
and let me let me add Dylan Steelers bet to

(14:40):
his side. I'm gonna take I'm gonna take pay attention
this week and we we we do tabulate picture day.
Ray is the one who tabulates this stuff, Larring, We
got the documents. Okay, you're the one who never has
paperwork where I go? Where's your paperwork? I don't know.
I don't have it with me. It's on my death
get home. But I didn't leaving on Monday night to

(15:04):
come to me. God, you you have an excuse, after
an excuse, after an excuse, no excuse. I don't know.
I didn't do my homework. Then I didn't have my
homework with me. But I didn't realize what we're leaving
for Thanksgiving on Monday night. I thought Thanksgiving with Thursday.
Every week you know we're going. Why are we going
up Monday? Hunt? Oh? I don't want to beat the

(15:26):
traffic by three days. Yeah, you did a great job, Shay.
When are you back from Germany? Uh? December second? I think? Okay,
I'm not sure, Danny. Oh you don't know either, Okay, No, No,
the roommate does all that. The roommate. I'm with the
roommate and the kids and everybody here. Danny, Well, you're

(15:48):
in love. Brother. Do you return flight book yet or now?
She might have booked one for me, and she might
have left me out here with my people. Ever, do
there's a few return flights, not one for you. Yeah,
there might be now so December. What second? You said, Yeah,

(16:12):
when that's a Friday. I just want to next next week.
So when we have we're trying to track you down.
We know where to try to find you. They got
the internet out here, Danny, you can find me. No,
we they had the internet in Puerto Rico and we
couldn't find you. Well, that's a different kind of trip.
The roommate, the kids were not all that. We're not
on that journey with me. That was a solo vacation.

(16:36):
By the way, Shane and Irving, Shaye and Irving podcast,
do you have a podcast this week? Oh? No way, Danny,
I ain't gonna happen. Okay, all right. So normally Shaye
and Irving, you could get his weekly podcast. You could
wherever you find podcast. Uh and uh at Shaye and Irving,
but he does not have a fresh one this week. Nope. Okay,

(17:00):
all right. Uh, have a great Thanksgiving everybody, and good
luck this weekend. Thank you guys, Thank everyone. Happy Thanksgiving guys.
Next week, okay, all right, thank you, Dan. I think
we're gonna get your pick second next week. I feel
a big week. Yeah, all right, it's on. Do you

(17:20):
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