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March 30, 2023 17 mins

We start today's episode by searching for Bad Larry who wasn't answering his phone but the show must go on. The guys talk about Shea in Irving getting lost and how Dylan is just the worst at logic. Dan also learns what a repass is. Enjoy!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
This is Dan Patrick takes a gap gambling. There's something
that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually
making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became
consumed by it and now joined by Bad Larry and
Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Where's bad Larry.

(00:22):
I tried to call him, hopefully rehab. No, Dice can't
got to rehab for a districting beer. I think is
as we've tried to kick you out. Yeah, Ben Larry
said he was going to a funeral today, didn't he. Yeah,
he's ready if he calls in from the funeral, that
would be all time great from the funeral. Yeah, opencast, Yeah, Marv,

(00:43):
Marv's gonna answer the phone. Here. Let's see if bad Larry,
Bad Larry should want to call us up. Fifteen units unbelievable, Yeah,
and Dylan and the shine is off you. It is
way off. Yes, you're minus twenty yeah wa uh Jay
won three units last week, so minus one. I'm sorry
to think you might be honest. Something Dan about my

(01:04):
logic being like Swiss cheese. Well, I don't think there's
logic to your logic. That's the problem. What's my logic
that you don't have logic, get sense? Yeah, with the
cousin of logic whatsoever? Yeah, Um, Marvin is still trying
to get bad Larry, What is going on? Did I

(01:28):
thought you said he was ready? Ray? He was? He
texted all of us in the group, Chatti, did he
did ready? He's like six beers deep and it was
ten am. He's probably asleep. Maybe he just doesn't like you, Mark, Mark.
It could be he yeah, like opening day, baby, right,

(01:50):
I can't believe we're gonna go to a Yankee game? Yeah?
This so you decided not to go to the Yankee Yeah.
I decided to cancel it because of what happened in
New York last time with a Big East tournament. Man. No,
but the asked I went to a Yankee game. I
got lost and they had to find me. And that
was really you know, as far as job security goes,
it's not exactly what you want to do. Okay, but
how do you get lost at Yankee Stadium? Get lost

(02:12):
in the Bronx? Oh you didn't even make it tasting?
Oh yeah, the night takes a hold of me. Danny.
It's uh, I got too many people out there? Uh?
Have we located bad Larry. Yeah, still no answers. I
tried to call him where he tried to call him? Okay, whatever,
what's he got going on? Maybe he hit his funeral, Okay,

(02:32):
Steelers funeral. He's just mourning the shit out of her.
It's like, this is a dan and ever thought i'd
see he was getting the fucking epileptic already from the benzos. Okay,
so you you didn't even make it to Yankee Stadium? No,
not last moment you drop. Were you driving the train
all the way from up here? That was a problem.
So buddy, mine got on the train and don't you
go to one twenty fifth? Yeah, you keep going. It

(02:55):
goes all the way to Yankee Stadium. You change it
one twenty five yeah, yeah, yeah, but it goes all
the way to the Bronx. Okay. We bought a bottle
of Costs a Megoes and like a like a four pack.
I think they come no, six pack of white Claws.
They come in to six and yeah, so it's six
pack of white Claws and a bottle of Costs a
Megoes And we left from Westport, I believe, Yeah, and

(03:17):
we made it all the way to the the Bronx, and
the bottle was gone Costa Migos, it was gone. Me
another dude and the White Claws. We had one each
and we got off and just kept drinking. And then
you know, my phone just starts itching in my hands
and I started texting people and next thing you know,
I'm off into the night. Danny, I'm gone the Bronx
titty bar. No, okay, but nobody, nobody knew where you were. Correct, Yeah,

(03:38):
but it was just you and this other guy. No.
I went with the whole group of like work people
to work people. I'm going to the city tonight with
work again, and they're making they have a pool. They
have a whole pool of when I'm going to disappear
and if I'm going to show up to dinner, and
if I'll even make it to the hotel. And it's
we'll see. But I got a pretty good feeling I

(03:58):
won't make it to dinner. No bad, Larry, Larry, We'll
just go you know, Uh, Ray, have you want to
stay in touch? See if he wants to join us.
I mean going to a funeral, there's no excuse unless
it is your funeral. Yeah, that's about it. Let me
see Dylan's lost his touch. Shay is not going to
the Yankee game. You want to recap anything, Dylan from

(04:20):
last week? Uh, I mean, I guess you didn't do
well with Uh way, didn't do well with anything, not
with nothing. I mean, although Miami Men's and women's came
through clutch for me. I had them both straight up right. Well,
that's right. You had money Line, Yeah, okay, Miami every Houston,
and then Miami Women's over Villanova. Um, lost both my
golf picks obviously, Um, and then I think I went

(04:42):
what two and one, two, three, two and eight on
regular basketball bets? You had San Diego State getting seven
and a half against Alabama and Miami money Line versus Houston. Yep,
that's it recapping your You did all right, pretty successful
weekend for me, Danny. Yeah. Obviously the Miami game fucked

(05:02):
me right in the goat ass. That was the biggest
collapse that I've seen in Texas basketball in a long time.
That was great. Thirteen to two run. You allow a
thirteen to two run in the second half of the
fucking tournament, You're losing the game. Yeah, Like that's it. Yeah,
Let's see. You had Arkansas getting four against Yukon and
not good tennesse See against h Florida Atlantic and then
Houston in Miami. Uh, look who showed up? Larry? Hello? Dan?

(05:28):
Are you at a funeral? Yeah, so we'll repass now,
Hey what it's the party the funeral masses this morning.
Now we're at we called a repass, Dan. Oh, I
just I just call that life. I mean, it's just
it's it's done. And then you go out and live
your life after that. Well, yeah, will you celebrate um

(05:51):
little life of a deceased. That's that's what we're doing now. Yeah,
I'm a little a little deep, are you? How deep
are you? Um? Number four? Right now? Just I just
got it. That's that's Larry breast Larry, that's not deep.
Fucking coward, that's not deep. And all Budweisers too. You

(06:11):
had a couple of iced teas. That's all you fucking did, unsweet. Okay, Yeah,
we think of another winning week. Yeah you did well, Larry,
I got you plus fifteen units. You won one unit
last week, all right, and saying Dylan are so yeah
underwater Dylan is Dylan is as bad as you were

(06:33):
during the NFL season. Oh okay, Yeah, but you did.
You did pretty well. Man. Let me see any anything
that stands out here. I can't wait for the Masters
because I don't think i've liked the golf. Yeah, I
don't think Larry should be allowed to bet on golf anymore. Well,
Vegas can boot people out when they get hot. We
can boot Larry out of betting on golf because I

(06:54):
don't think he's missed one yet, Larry, Larry did well,
and I have yet to win a golf pack, I think.
Um all, So, last night I was out with my
wife and another couple. I sent the picture that I
did these picks last night when I got home, Like
I'm gonna say, eleven o'clock, I don't even remember. But
I'm looking at the picks I made last night. Wow,

(07:14):
the whole envelope full of them. But I'm good. It
always sounds like there's an excuse waiting to happen with you.
No excuse. I'm looking at these picks. I like where
I am. But I bet a whole bunch of baseball
games because it's opening day today. Um say, by the way,
great call, not going to Yankee Stavem's like thirty degrees
out there. Yeah, fuck that ship and fun the Yankees staff.
All right, bad Larry, you start off bets for this week. Okay,

(07:38):
So these are two unit bets on the final four
San Diego State minus the two against Florida Atlantic under
one thirty three in that Florida Atlantic San Diego State game,
Miami plus to five and a half against Yukon, and
then over the one fifty in the Yukon Miami game.
Yet nine and a half, okay, one forty nine and

(08:00):
a half. Um, I want to add just one unit.
I didn't put it on the sheet. I want to
add Yukon too. I think Yukon's gonna win the game,
but I think Miami's covering. I want to add Yukon
to win the tournament. Okay, that's too popular bet, but
I still need to do it tournament. And then I
want one unit tonight on UA B against North Texas.

(08:22):
Little n I action, all right, you have you know
you have some baseball. I do have some baseball. These
are just one unit, that's um. The Cubs against Milwaukee,
My Mets. I'm a big Mets fan. The Mets against Miami,
Austin against Surgery, right Mets. Scherzer Boston against Baltimore. Yeah,

(08:51):
I took the Yankees against San Francisco and the Texas
Rangers against the Phillies. Now, these are all just money line,
money line, and there's only one that's a big one.
The other ones are all pretty It's like one and
a half, Rangers minus one and a half, Yankees minus
one and a half, Auston minus one and a half. Uh,

(09:12):
you have golf mins, Yeah, I do have. I do
have a couple of one unit bets in golf. I
got top twenties. Terrell Hatton or Tyrell Hatton? Terrell, you
pick him every single week? Terrell hen you want? Do
you know that? Dylan? I heard you say I picked

(09:33):
him every single week, and I've win He's gonna be
a top twenty. And I took a decie met Matsiamo
this year. Also, I mean this game also, okay, this
match off whatever they call it, and then I want
to top this bed. It's the val It's the Valero Open,
I think it's what it's called. It's a tune up
for the Masters, getting set for the Masters. So I

(09:55):
thought Ricky Fowler has to win it to get into
the Masters, to get in. Yeah, yeah, win it. That's it.
That's the repossibility. Uh, share, you're up. We got a
little bit baseball, Danny and some NCUBAA, but baseball. We
got ballmer plus one oh five against the Red Sox.
We got Bieber versus Seattle that's plus one hundred Shane Bieber. Yeah,

(10:17):
and Rangers laying the one thirty five against Philly. It's
time for the Grim to show the fuck up. And
I gotta see it. I gotta see it. Oh, yeah,
you have him. Didn't you do that with the Mets
kind of sort of? Yeah, that elbow's got a little
bit of tricky to it. Okay, a couple of years
have been Dice. Yeah, you should be a good I
want to add Yukon laying the five and a half.
I don't go fuck Larry says, I add that ship. Okay,

(10:39):
I see you jumped on my ground bat, but then
I jumped on I jumped on anything else there. No,
that's it. Wait san Diego State, San Diego State and
winning the two against fa U. Yeah, I think Larry's
right there. That's about it. Okay, That's where I'm at, Uh, Dylan,
When you have a right here we go. Um. From
March Maddison to you, it's on FAU plus two against

(11:02):
San Diego State, Miami money line against Yukon plus two ten.
I'm sticking with the cams right, all right, Miami Ukon
under one forty nine and a half and then a
unit in Miami to win the title at plus four fifty.
Did you see where Yukon's mascot is not going to
be at the game? Why not Jonathan the Husky? They

(11:23):
said that the dog doesn't fit on the plane. What
do you mean it's a plane. I'm just going by
what I was told. Put him in the cockpit. The
husky is not going to be on the plane. Also
another I saw that three three players on Yukon's team
will be fasting for Ramedon during the games. So that

(11:46):
didn't stop them in the first couple of rounds. Ye
Romedon catches up with your dog. How long is Ramedon?
It's a month? Yeah, a month like Latin right McKim
Elijah one used to do it, and he used to
beat people's asses. Yes you do. I'm okay, it's just
information and go ahead continue all right, Larry's still gotta
what is this do you're at Larry it's a pre
a repass repass that is a reception, not a week.

(12:10):
I thought it is at a wedding. It's at a
wedding venue, and the funerals at a wedding reception kind
of no wedding venue venue. Yeah, so they just like
slide the casket out and then someone walks up there
five minutes later and gets married. Would you want to

(12:30):
know if you were planning your wedding. I don't think
you want to know that a dead guybody somebody's gonna
get larried there tomorrow. To have a recept, there's an
X right on the floor the discount if you get
married the same day, repay anything else here dealing yea
um so MLB. I'm going with the Grand Salami today,

(12:51):
which is the total for runs scored between all the
games today under one twenty and a half. You're going
under going on, there's the Grand Salami. And then I
got a parlay Rangers, Mets Brewers money line today plus
four forty um. Obviously Mets to win the World Series, Dan,
I do this every year plus nine fifty and the

(13:11):
Pirates to win the NL Central plus three thousand. Wow,
how many pirates can you do. Um. They have g
MANCHOI now who I loved when he was on the Rays.
Andrew McCutcheon is back on the Pirates is yeah, um,
and what's his name? O'Neil Cruse? That like that six
sixty and Ken Brian Hayes he's the other. Is that

(13:34):
it that I can name? No? No, no, no, because
I think that's all that I can name on the Pirates.
Formula one, Yeah, I got Formula one, dan Um, let
me go Max Verse stopping to win the Australian Grand Prix.
The problem is these the value in these sucks, so
you have to like load up on it because he's
minus two eighty to win. Yeah, you know it fucked

(13:54):
me last time. But um again that's information from the
old lady. If she's wrong again one yeah, m wait
who's the old lady? My girlfriend? Oh you all live together? Nah? Good?
Uh bad? Larry? Any any closing comments here? Yeah? I

(14:15):
think Dylan should go find that guy outside the bodego
who gave him the World Cup soccer pick. Yeah, the
old lady, Dylan, that guy, that guy, he was actually
pretty damn close to being right. And by the way, Larry,
we're we're sorry. For your loss. We thought, y the
podcast Shay and Irving is back. Yeah, you go wherever

(14:39):
you get your podcast, and it's just looked for Shay
and Irving all the way back. Danny. Let's go time. Yeah, Dann,
we did actually miss something from last week. Mattie Zegris,
the old Nova girl. The over under was twenty twenty nine.
We said it at twenty nine and a half and
she had thirty one. Yeah, that's bullshit rock and roll. Well,
she missed like their last five or six shots. She's

(14:59):
like a be a routine, just houcking. I text Shake,
I said, your girls got thirty one. Yeah. I pulled
it up and I was like, of course, like set
the line at twenty nine and a half. Yeah. All right,
Well that's it. We send you into the weekend with
some things to keep an eye on. I'm speaking to

(15:20):
the audience here. Oh yeah, you get yeah once again,
and make sure you check out Shay an Irving podcast
and thanks for joining us. Also sign up for the
DP show newsletter. We'll tell you about the Tailgate Moonshine,
the new batch that comes out next week. Azalea Moonshine.
You gotta get that. We're gonna be drinking it in
here next Thursday. Bad Larry Dan, I got one one

(15:43):
comment or question? Okay, um, A buddy of mine brought up,
why is there no line on the number of the
seed that makes the final four, like this year's like
twenty three or something like oh five or five or
four and a nine. Why can't you bet that at
the start of the tournament. That's an awesome bet that
Vegas is missing out on it. You could probably people

(16:05):
are gonna be betting like this, gonna be two ones
and a and a six and an eat. Set the
line at like fifteen. How do you pronounce great over?
How do you pronounce the NCAA tournament the NCAA No, no?
How do you pronounce the tournament tournament tournament to tournament? Yes? Uh? Larry,

(16:35):
once again, sorry for your loss and uh we'll talk
to you next week. We'd heart over girl. Okay, thanks
for Tom, thanks for joining us. You're welcome, buddies, I Shay, Dylan,
good luck, I'm Dan. We'll talk later. Okay, now all right,
that Larry Radio two
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