September 12, 2024 • 39 mins
Today we are joined by Kelly in Vegas the host of "Bet On It" to do something that is rarely heard on this show and that's actual gambling advice with stats supporting her picks. Also we talk to Shea in Irving on why he finally decided to reveal his face and we give our picks for week 2 of the NFL season. Enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet
without doing the actual gambling. You're a coward. It's easy
to have a scapegoat. And now join my Bad Larry,
(00:24):
Shayan Irving, and Dylan the graphics Guy. I have friends.
Here's Dan Patrick. All right, full lineup today. I actually
we're waiting for bad Larry to call Dylan the graphics Guys.
Here Shyan Irving, who revealed his face earlier this week
for the first time on social media and then also
on my show The Reaction. Now on the street, do
(00:46):
people come up to you and go, I'll be damned
Shayan Irving.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
No, that hasn't happened yet, Danny. But I got a
lot of heat on Twitter how I should have stayed hidden,
and they understood why I was hidden and all that.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
But you're not hidden any more.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
You know.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I'm out in the open, nothing to hide.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I'm just not scared of the consequences anymore.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
What were you hiding to begin with?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I told you before, Danny, if I was out there
doing something illegal like participating in you know, extracurriculars. Yeah,
and there was a witness statement and they were like, oh,
yeah it was that dude on Dan Patrick, Jayan Irvy.
They could have tracked me down easy, okay.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
All right?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
And then yes, that's the only way they could easily
track you down.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yea. I blend in in a crowd. Nobody can tell
who I am. White guy, yeah, with with tattoos on
their head whatever. Yes, yeah, if you you could never
get away with the murder. They'd be like, I couldn't
see him.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
I just saw two tattoos on either side of his head,
and they're like, that rules out nine population.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
We're joined by Kelly and Vegas Today. She's the owner
of wager Talk dot com, hosts shows like bet on It,
Kelly and Murray Last Call on Saturday and Sunday. And
I don't know why you're doing this to yourself and
your brand, Kelly, but we're glad to have you on.
What made you want to subject yourself to this?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Dan?
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Anytime, I can come in and bring the underdogs for
all the chalk eating weasels that are on your program. Oh,
I gotta seize the opportunity.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Okay, Now, Kelly said that she's going to be kind
of the lifeguard on duty, and then if she's going
to rescue you, she will. If not, then she's going
to just let you drowned. I think that's probably a
fair analogy. And she had a great breakdown last week
correctly predicted a close game between Arkansas and Oki State
went into overtime. Also Illinois against Kansas. So Kelly knows
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what she's doing. And unlike you guys, did bad Larry
call in you?
Speaker 6 (02:40):
He's trying and he says the number I gave him
is out of service, which is just not possible.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
But all right, well we're already up on the day.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Okay, but okay, Ray, we're trying to be professional. Kelly
comes on obviously a big deal, and then can't we
get our shit together?
Speaker 6 (02:59):
My shit is to get Larry's stuck in Maine.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
They have a phone call. You know, you can make
a phone call. He's not in jail.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
I can't babysit a seventy five year old man.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Okay, yes, Marvin.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
But isn't this on brand for bad Larry? Though this
isn't the first time.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Okay, but we knew we were having a celebrity here.
I just want to make sure that we can we
professionalize this just a little bit. Shae is out of
the closet. He's not hiding anything, right there is full out.
I miss June, but I figure September was good. No, no, no,
you're good. You're a man. Now we know what you
look like.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Hey, you're a bear.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Wow, a whole new audience tuning in, Danny, you got
a whole new demographic. You've been missing that demographic.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Whatever way we can get people to listen to this program. Okay,
so Shay in studio here, by the way, a new
weekly award and this is derived from Shay. It's the
Pavia Award given to the Gambler had the worst loss
of the previous week. Because we know that Shay and
Irving hates. Who's your quarterback's first name? What's his name? Diego,
(04:07):
Diego Pavilla. He kills me. Yes, so you you had
heartbreak already with Diego Pavilla because he transferred to Vanderbilt
and then Vanderbilt ended up fucking smoking me, lost me
a lot of money. Okay, all right, here we go
now once again, Kelly is just going to if she
feels the need, then she's she's coming after you, guys. Dylan,
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why didn't you start with your pick? Do we want
to recap anything from last week?
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Well, something tragic happened, Dan.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Right, Iowa, Yeah, that's right, it went over Okay, Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Well it's something more tragic than that, Danny. The Baptists
are going to hell. They didn't cover against a fucking
Aggie's at a lost crusis.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Okay, but isn't that the one where you gave us
all the information. The more information you give us, the
worse your picks are. Because you do homework and ever
good at home? No, never was, and you have proven that.
So Dylan, you don't have anything to recap bad Larry
still can't call in yet, so I'll hold on to that. Shay,
(05:11):
you got anything you want to recap from last week?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
No, My preseason NFL best came through in the clutch, Danny,
that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Well you're incredible. Thank you. Uh So college football this week, Kelly,
do you want to give some picks here? Just let
the guys know how to do it correctly professionally.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Hey, I'm going to say this, of all the weeks
to come on. I wish it wasn't this one because
I'm over here making fun of them with all these
huge favorites, and I've got the trendiest underdogs come Thursday
at this point in time. So I'll give out all
of the picks that you guys want, but man, I'm
going to get some.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Grief for these, Okay. For instance, for instance.
Speaker 7 (05:49):
South Carolina.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
I love South Carolina this week, and everybody else is
going to too, because well, they just upset Kentucky and
I think part of that dan is because I left
the game Cocks off my car last week. But I'm
gonna bet against this LSU defense once again. Ok This
LSU defense is going to not be able to put
pressure on Lenora Sellers, which is good news for the
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game Cocks in that retrospect. I love Shane Biemer as
a home dog four and four with four outright wins
by nineteen point two points a game. I'm taking South
Carolina in the touchdown. We all know that it's going
to be an electric atmosphere because game Day is going
to be there. But I got a bet against the
LSU team once again. I mean, their offense was so
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bad they made the Trojans look like they actually had
a defense, which we know is not actually the case.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Oh you're not buying into USC's defense. Okay, now, oh
all right. So you have South Carolina getting seven at
home against LSU. Darius Rutger will be there just in case,
and then you have Kansas State Arizona.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
I do like Kansas State on Friday night, and I'm
gonna be very Frank Shaye knows this. I am a
Case State alumni, so I don't play this team very often.
I particularly like them in the underdog role on the road.
But I'm going to tell you how poor their offensive
schemes were last week, in addition to what the defense
did and allowed Tulane to do. Joel Klanderman's a defensive
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coordinator there in Manhattan, and what he does very well
is makes adjustments. The following week, the secondary was Swiss cheese,
and by all means, on paper, it looks like the
Arizona Wildcats would be able to exploit that.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
But I don't think that's going to be the case.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
If you listen to any of coach Kleiman's pressers this week,
he said, hey, we didn't get Dylan Edwards the ball
enough because we weren't on the field enough as an offense.
So expect to see a lot more offensive plays from
the Wildcats, which is a good thing if you like
the over I think this is going to be a
really fun game, but ultimately the Kansas State Wildcats cover
the seven.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
You're giving way way too much information on this show, Kelly.
Normally these guys don't have any kind of reason why
they pick a team or pick against a team.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
So sounded like they have a lot of analysis. And
sometimes if you think wrong, you think or you think long,
you think wrong, and that's what it sounds like was
the case last year.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Then absolutely it is Colorado State versus Colorado.
Speaker 7 (08:11):
This is a pretty obvious one, right.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
You've got coach Prime and his son up or down
twenty eight nothing right in the first half of Nebraska,
and I think that showed a lot about this team
and what they stand for. You know, Sder going to
the locker room early because his offensive line just let
him just get destroyed by that front seven of the
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corn Huskers. But it's it's just very telling what we're
starting to see in Boulder and last year in Boulder,
if you remember Jane Norvell and Colorado State. They put
up a hell of a fight in that when they
were twenty one and a half point underdogs and probably
should have won out right. But now they're back home
eleven four and one against the spread in that role
as home underdogs. How in the world would you want
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to lay points with coach Prime and this team five
and thirteen against the spread over the past three seasons.
Does not happen, and you got to take the touchdown
at home. And I understand this is square. The whole
world's gonna love Colorado State, but I have not seen
anything defensively from this Colorado team to tell me that
they can beat anybody and cover a spread.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Okay, so Colorado Steak gets seven against Colorado and then
finally your other college pick is wyoming against BYU.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
I already hate myself for this one disclosure. I am
like gross out by myself. And it was really tough
to try to find. I'm looking for underdogs between six
and twelve points who can win out right. Every once
in a while, I find a team like Cal last
week who can go in there and get the job done.
But those double digit favorites are really in that well.
(09:45):
We'll call it from a mathematical perspective. In that role,
it's very hard for them to lose outright. They need
everything to go their way, and that's what's not happened
for this Wyoming team. Everything has not gone their way
since Craig Bull left. Right now, you have a Wyoming
team who just lost to Idaho, Yes, the FCS school,
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the team that got regulated to the FCS. And this
is a really by low spot. And as you can tell,
that's why I don't feel the greatest about it. But
I am just playing against this BYU offense who is
incapable of blowing anybody out with a Cowboys defense who has.
Speaker 7 (10:19):
The ability to win this game for them.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
This team on this side of the ball, they returned
seven starters and they're the only reason why the Cowboys
have not just completely gone off the rails. Sixteen and
six as home underdogs, they're in Laramie. We all know
about the altitude, we all know about the environment. We'll
see if those kids can't get rowdy when the Mormons
come to town here on Saturday night. I'm hoping for a
(10:43):
very crazy environment and be able to keep it within
the eleven.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
I think they're officially known as the Cougars.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Oh no, no, I call them the Mormons too. I
think they're officially called the Cougars. Once again, Kelly privity,
Kelly correct. Kelly correctly predicted cow plus twelve to cover
against Auburn and Illinois plus five and a half to
cover against Kansas. So that's her college picks. We'll come
back to her for her pro picks. Oh look, who's here?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Bad? Larry?
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Hello? Dan, how are you going? I've been listening to
Kelly sounds good?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Can you stop?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Can you ever just be on time? And I know
you've never held a job, but can you be professional?
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Dan, Dan, don't get me started. I call that the
number four times is out of service. I don't know
paid a phone bill, Dan. They had to send me
an alternate number to get in touch with you.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
What happened, Ray?
Speaker 6 (11:36):
We sent Larry the hotline number, and then we sent
him the generic number, and the generic number worked.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Okay, it's four one one, Larry.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Just keep trying, Okay, Larry, Larry, why don't you give
us your college picks so you can kind of catch
up and then we can move on.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Okay, I was again. I sent these in Tuesday. I'm
up in Maine. My college picks, Marylin, I just looked.
I have the twelve games I picked college.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Now do I have to tell you who you pro visitors?
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Damn home teams here were two and a half against Virginia. Okay,
I got Colorado minus seven against Colorado State, laying the
Texas at home, laying the thirty four and a half against.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
It's thirty five. It's thirty thirty five.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Okay, thirty five, that's fine. App State minus the two
and a half against ECU Coastal Carolina minus seventeen against
Temple foe. Yeah, that doesn't even matter. Temple might be
the worst team in college football, and I'm taking I'm
staying with Boston College plus seventeen.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Against Missouri six and a half.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
No, I don't like that sixteen and a half. All right,
they're my six college games. Kelly, welcome, It sounded good.
Speaker 7 (12:53):
Hey, thanks Bat Larry.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
You know, look, I wouldn't expect you to take thirty
five with you tsa here four points over the number,
because you know Texas, they're they're well on their way
to winning a national championship already.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Yeah we're talking now, we're fucking talking.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Oh can you stop? WHOA?
Speaker 3 (13:11):
So they got to win by sixty it's got to
be a blowout.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
No, it doesn't. They're number three. There's twelve teams in
the it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Don't don't engage matter, don't engage with him. Okay, So
you got Texas minus thirty five? Right?
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Yeah? Dan, I lost three units last week. I just
want to confirm that before we move off.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Ray, did Larry lose three units last week?
Speaker 6 (13:36):
Larry? You won a unit?
Speaker 4 (13:38):
WHOA, you're up one.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
You're welcome you.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
I don't know how you are a unit? Dylan, you
want to give me years?
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Yeah? So college Friday night, I'm fading the entire state
of Kansas Parlay UN, LV money Line and Arizona money Line. Wow,
taking a swing. I mean you U and LV has
been a beast on the road. I think they're five
and one in their last six and I knew Kelly
was coming on.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
So I just had to Kansas State.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I've had like the one
time I was in Kansas, I had a terrible experience there.
So slightly personal. Nothing against them there.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
There's a lot of terrible experiences we had anywhere and
around I seventy, I thirty five. You just go dry
for like seven hours and you finally hit Colorado.
Speaker 7 (14:32):
I understand.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
I glue well. I was coming from Denver to Missoo
and blew out a tire with my buddy and had
to drive like two hundred miles on a donut.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
His name was Tire.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Yeah, my buddy's name was Tied. It's a nickname, Shay.
And we had to stay at like some shit whole
hotel and Topeka and they were like, are you guys
here for the Derby? And we're like the Kentucky Derby
and they're like, no, the Demolition Derby. Oh hell yeah yeah,
And I was like, all right, now I'm actually listening.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Finally give some culture.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
They looked at us and like, you look like demolition
Derby people. But yeah, it was a shitty experience, but
I actually do like I mean, I like both of
those teams to cover the spread. But figure i'd take
a little juice with the parlay. Okay, I'm going since
minus three and a half against Miami, Ohio. Cincinnati lost
a heartbreaker last week, so it makes sense to come
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just beat up on Miami once again.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
There's very little logic applied to bets here Kelly. Just
so you know, sometimes they have no reason for their reasoning.
So if you do want to question it, just understand
that that they can't come up with answers.
Speaker 5 (15:40):
Sometimes you can get into the weeds too much of
the analytics and the play by play and the defensive schemes.
Sometimes you just need a team to pass the eye test.
I don't hate the UNLV, pick I really don't. It
makes a lot of sense. You have, Hey, you playing
an Arrowhead, which is technically supposed to be their home
stadium this year.
Speaker 7 (16:00):
They are off the rails.
Speaker 5 (16:01):
If you've been watching any of Jayhawk's social media, Lance
Leopold's wife literally deleted a tweet and then said I
didn't tweet that, So you know that shows you how well.
Speaker 7 (16:11):
Things are going in Lawrence.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
Taking this Illinois loss, you know, Barry Otim, I lived
in Vegas for almost fifteen years.
Speaker 7 (16:17):
This is the best UNLV team I've ever seen.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
They look really good to be able to say that
they can go in there and maybe get the win.
Speaker 7 (16:25):
We'll see.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
Jayhawks could have a good balance back, But I think
there's trouble in paradise there in Kansas City because they're
not even playing in Lawrence.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
And that's plus nine to seventy one for that parlay. Yeah,
so you got Cincinnati minus three and a half? What
else you got?
Speaker 4 (16:40):
I got? This is a perfect storm for me, Dan.
I was playing Troy this week. What's the over under
thirty nine? So you're going on believe it is the
number they hit last week. I'm obviously going under. I'm
going two units on the under, and I'm also taking
them to cover twenty two and a half against Troy.
I could see them blanking Troy. Okay, they win twenty
three nothing ozps All right enough. Oregon State plus sixteen
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and a half against Oregon in core Vallis. Oregon State's
parennially a good spread covering machine and Oregon has been
just unimpressive, like they and they could win by two
touchdowns and still not cover that.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
And now the news the PAC twelve is back with
Oregon State state VALI yeah, yeah, they're back.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
They're so back.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Okay, So Oregon State's getting sixteen and a half against Oregon.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Yeah, and then I'm taking Presno State minus nineteen and
a half versus Mexico State just beat the shit out
of them in the wee hours of.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Seventy Presno State is going into the Pac twelve.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
They are, and I have them to win the Mountain
West this year.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Is that it for college?
Speaker 4 (17:45):
Actually? I am. Also, I don't know why I didn't
do this before, because I have two and oh fading
Colorado already this season. I'm also going to hop on
Colorado State plus seven.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Okay, Shay, you're up.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
College Football Day. And he got the Turp slaying three
against the Chip Todds and Reeses. I got the True
Baptists laying fifteen and a half against the bomb.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Droppers, and that'd be Baylor against Air Force.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
And then I got Bama laying sixteen against the corn
fed white Boys.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
That's Wisconsin.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Uh, ole miss. I'm not gonna give them a nickname
because I already got a pretty bad one, ole miss
wake Forest. They got the over it. It was fucking
sixty three when I hit it. All these numbers have
been moving sharp. Money's on my side, Danny. I got
the over there at sixty four and a half. Now
sun Devils over Texas State there it's sixty and a half.
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And then I got Utap against the fake Baptists, the
fire and Brimstone Baptists.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
That'd be liberty. Three. Yeah, fuck liberty, that would be
I don't know if we need to say that.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Fuck. You know, Baylor didn't have co ed dances until
the nineties. Those are real Baptists right there.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
How would you have done if there weren't co ed
dances when you were growing up?
Speaker 4 (18:54):
He would have killed it.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
I would have been exact same. Should have seen me
at the sixth grade stock hop, Danny.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
I look back on that and it was so awkward.
It was so painful that all the boys would stand
on one side and just had their hands in their pocket,
you know, kicking stones, and meanwhile the girls are out
there dancing. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
I don't know if that's exactly.
Speaker 7 (19:22):
What it was. That's exactly what it is now.
Speaker 5 (19:26):
I went out for my girlfriend's birthday last night, and
there's just all of us are in the middle having
a great time, and they're still standing against the wall,
and something's never changed.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
I just, you know what, if I was growing up again,
I'd learned to dance, I'd learned to play guitar.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Oh, that's so fucking rite, Danny.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
I know, but I would slay.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
I would like to be able to dance.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Well, you can learn to dance.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
My wife and I took ballroom dancing.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
That doesn't really.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
I mean, you.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Never know when a ballroom dancing night's gonna, you know,
emerge does happen, and if it does, I'm slaying that too, Bill.
But it teaches you rhythm.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
You should learn to play like a weird hear this?
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Teaching rhythm? How do you feel about that, Marvin? That rhythm?
Sun does Marvin? Who? Marvin Harrison the third? Yeah, your
son has rhythm. He's taking dance classes. Oh, hip hop
dance yeaching him? No, he did not on them. I
can here we go, Okay, yeah, this is this is
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in the blood. Yeah, I hear you.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
I'm inclined a side with the Carvin on this.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
All right, let me go back to Kelly for our
NFL picks. Kelly, of course, UH knows what she's doing.
These guys do not. Kelly in Vegas. She is the
owner of wager talk dot Com and uh a lot
of shows bet on It, Kelly and Murray Last Call
on Saturday and Sunday as well your NFL picks this week.
Kel are I have two.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
I hate this week's NFL card mainly because I had
the Texans last or excuse me, I had the Titans
last week. If you guys saw how that game ended.
Will Levis, I take back all of the nice things
I ever said about you, mainly when you covered for
me against the Falcons. But it's really tough pickings this week.
I'm looking at the long list. I had had four
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games on my long list. I considered Green Bay in
a by low spot. You know, Jordan love gets hurt.
And then I started looking at Milik Willis and I'm like,
I can't do it. Then I started looking at Cincinnati
plus six at Kansas City and Dan. I have lost
more money betting against Kansas City in the last three
years than I had care to discuss, at least not publicly.
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My friends all know I got burned again in the
Super Bowl, and I said, I'm done doing this, at
least for the foreseeable future.
Speaker 7 (21:46):
So those are two I crossed off my list.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
The two I actually got to the window with one
I'm pretty sure is a debt on loser because it
just got hit by.
Speaker 7 (21:52):
A sharp group.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
And that is, of course, those same Titans that I
just ragged on. I want to play against the Jets.
Aaron Rodgers and the Jets coming on a short week.
We all saw that game in San Francisco, and offensively
it was ug lee. That defense is supposed to be better.
Yet Rock Perdy and the forty nine are sure didn't
make it look like it was. I hate myself, but
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the Titans. Had they kicked or punted or done anything
other than let Will Loves fumble or throw two interceptions,
one of which a pick six, they would have beaten
the Bear. So I'm gonna go back to the well
with this Titans team going. It makes me a little uneasy.
Twelve and four against a spread. The Titans are in
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home openers as an underdog.
Speaker 7 (22:38):
Yeah, a lot of that has to do with Mike Rabel. Yeah,
that has to do with Ryan Tannehill.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
But we're gonna go with this Titans team in a
by low spot.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
And then another time, Wait minute, you said the Sharps
are jumping on this.
Speaker 7 (22:50):
No, they bet, they bet the Jets.
Speaker 5 (22:51):
I got a text right before the show one of
my good friends, John Murray that does Kelly and Murray
works with me at a prominent sportsbook in Las Vegas,
and he texted me, he goes, you're gonna hate this kid,
but they just bet the Jets, And I said, yes,
I hate this more than I already do, but I
already bet the Titans. So, uh, three and a half
is what they laid. I wouldn't be surprised for it
to be four here very shortly.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Didn't the Titans head coach say, if we had punted
on first down, we would have won the game?
Speaker 7 (23:17):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Yeah, every time they got also true, I mean that
is throwing your quarterback under the bus.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
He fucking threw the game away, Dan.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
I know he didn't it looks, but but he does
look like a quarterback playing a quarterback. When he's out there,
it's like it's a movie. When Will Levis comes on
the field, like oh okay, yeah, it's like an actor.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
Learn a few more movies.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
He's like Glenn Powell or whatever that that heart throb is.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
That guy's turned into like the only actor.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
He's the new Tom Cruise.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
He's the only time I was thinking about it under
forty actors in America, Like you either, guy, just hire him.
Really fucking weird twinks like shallow Bay.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
You don't know that you.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Don't have a fully grown man acting at all that's
under the age of forty. It's just you don't have
Glenn Palell is like fucking forty. It's him and Tom Holland.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Yeah, like.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Was six.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
The Last Spider Man was all people who looked like
they're twelve.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Garfield That Garfield twink he was a Spider Man.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Oh in Garfield.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
He was in what the social network?
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Glenn Powell looks like a man? He does. Yeah, but yeah,
he's forty. He's hot, he does. He's a man, he's forty. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
But if you go on Netflix, like the top ten movies,
it's like six fucking Glenn Powell.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
I don't know if we need to use that language,
but I'm just saying that he's like I think he's
you know, he's special. I saw the Sydney Sweeney movie.
They had real chemistry. You see Twister.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
No, it was.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
Actually like, okay, I did, like it was good. Yeah,
and that was hit Man.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Yeah, I saw him. That was decent. I saw that. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
All right, I take it all back. You keep him going.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Next, Tom Cruise, let's go all right, so your other pick, Kelly,
we talk a little bit about everything and lot of nothing.
So so you have the Titans plus three and a
half and then Broncos Steelers you're taking.
Speaker 5 (25:07):
Yeah, I'm gonna take the Denver Broncos. If you guys
watched the Pittsburgh Steelers kick their way to victory six
field goals, congrats to Boswell fantasy owners last week because
he probably single handedly won you.
Speaker 7 (25:20):
Three of those were over fifty yards.
Speaker 5 (25:23):
Here's what I can tell you, as somebody who grew
up a Denver Broncos fan, you always suffer through terrible quarterbacks.
I knew they were gonna draft bone Nicks. I tweeted
about it, and I still had zero American dollars wagered
on them to take him. He was totally at quintessential.
He's no different than Jake Plumber. He's no different than
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Chad Kelly. He's no different than Paxton Lynch. These experiments
all blow up in the Denver franchise's faces eventually, but
I don't think it blows up here on Sunday, at
least not yet.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Is he Tommy Maddox? You know? Is he like Tommy?
They draft imagine got Otway and then you take Tommy Maddox.
Speaker 5 (26:04):
It is it is absolutely infuriating. I do think it
is going to be justin fields though for Pittsburgh, which
does bode well for this team. I think he's a
lot more mobile than Russell Wilson, and I know everybody,
for storyline purposes, wants it to be Russell going back
to Denver, proving Sean Payton wrong. I just don't see it.
But here's a Denver defense, and this is why I'm
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backing Denver at home.
Speaker 7 (26:28):
This defense got not one but two safeties.
Speaker 5 (26:32):
That was such a like obscure game against Geno Smith
and Seattle last week. They did get torched a little
bit in the secondary, but six and one against a
spread as a home dog in the last two years
when coming off a cover, they did cover late there. Tomlin,
I never like to go against him here, but this
is one of those games where it's very overblown what
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we've seen out of Pittsburgh, and I'm not buying the hype.
I do not think that either one of these quarterbacks
is going to will them to a win, let alone
a three point cover. So I think Denver plus three
and a little sprinkle on the money line is worth
the play.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
I have a Denver plus two and a half kil two.
Speaker 7 (27:11):
And a half is fine. I think they're a great
teaser spot.
Speaker 5 (27:13):
I don't do a lot of teasers these days because
the sportsbooks charge entirely too much juice on them. But
if you can find one minus one twenty, maybe pair
them up with another good teaser spot this week. There
are plenty on the list to take a to take
a look at. Maybe even the Giants get there. We'll see,
but keep an eye there. I do like this Denver
Broncos team to beat the Steelers. Steelers road chalk never
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bodes out well for them.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
All right, bad Larry, If you're still with us, your
NFL picks still here? Okay?
Speaker 3 (27:42):
NFL? All right, first, Kelly, I think I lost more
money than you did on Kansas City the last couple
of years, and I'm still shortening them again today on Sunday.
Do you want them my units on ease? I messed
my units up.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
I have your paperwork here, Okay.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Goods on a Seahawks minus three against the past three
and a half. I didn't three and a half. I
didn't see that game. I mean I didn't see any
games last week because I was driving the main But uh,
going into the I don't know who's the worst team
in the league, the Pass or the Commanders and or
maybe done for Kelly. Sorry, So I'm a I got
the Seahawks minus to three and a half for two units.
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I got the Jets. Am I getting three and a
half against the Titans for I'm laying Yeah, you're laying
jess are favored. Let me rethink that one on the road.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
I know, Holy ship, so that yeah, the Titans are
getting three and a half.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Larry, that means plus three.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
That means the Titans.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
All right, that is amazing. I'm throwing out that way.
I don't even want it. Just cross that one off.
Two units on the Seahawks, one unit, aunt of Giants,
just because I said the Commanders I think suck. I'm
a Giant fan, but I'm not too for happy with
the one unit. One unit on the Bengals against Kansas City.
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I think I'm getting six.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
You're getting five now, damn.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
Ok Okay, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Uh Giant, and it's the Bengals, not the Bengals. That's
a musical group. Giants plus one and a half, okay,
just let you know.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Okay, then I have three units on the Eagles minus
the six and a half against the Falcons.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
No, that's right.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
And then I have two units on the Steelers plus
the two and a half against Denver.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Two and a half. Yes, the Steelers are minus two
and a half.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Only that's fine, I said when I when I texted Ray,
I said, look, I don't I'm unmean, and I don't
have these lines. I just picked my teams. I don't
care what the line doing.
Speaker 7 (29:52):
Do you have a smartphone?
Speaker 1 (29:54):
No, okay, he's got a flip phone.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
I book It was Tuesday morning. I was still in
bed up here in Maine because I drove all night
and uh my bookie didn't have the lines up yet
and I was lying in bed. So I said, fucking,
I'll just send my picks in without lines. I don't care.
And I you know, I used to trust Ray emphatic
emphatically with the line. So I just sent it. I
just sent my picks in without any.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Lines, Larry.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
But yeah, I don't. I don't like the Jets.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Larry. You do this every week, whether you're in Maine
or the Jersey Shore to stop. Okay, well are you?
Speaker 3 (30:31):
We usually do it? On Wednesday? I sent my pics
in on Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
So you're done? Are you done with all your picks?
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Done with my pects?
Speaker 4 (30:39):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Right?
Speaker 2 (30:39):
You know he's like a gentile fritzy.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
Yeah, but then yeah, I know Kelly can't we can
hear you, guys. Well, when we try and talk, you
can't hear us. It's gets frustrating. But go ahead, Dan,
what do you listen to your show?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Is Kelly in the studio orre? She called in?
Speaker 1 (31:02):
She called in?
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Okay, well, she's probably had some comments when someone else
was talking that you can't hear. I know I do
it all the time.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
I don't know what you're talking about. You called in
fifteen minutes late. You don't have the betting lines, something
about being in bed on Tuesday. Like, now, I can't
do this, I can't do this. I can't.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
All right, Dylan, Okay, I got the Ravens minus now
eight and a half against the Raiders obviously lost the
potential or a heartbreaker and a potential win against the
Chefs last week, and I'm fine laying that many points
with the Ravens early in the season against just a
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bad team. Really, Gardner Minshew actually like you, Dan. I
think he's got he's got mocks, so you can't really quantify.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
So I got moxie just like Gardner minshew, No.
Speaker 4 (32:05):
Because you're I know, you're a reputed Gardner Minshew, fan.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
I do like Gardner Minshew. By the way, there is
a soft drink called moxie.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
Yeah, it's like m O x I E.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Yeah, just let you know.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
It's like tab or something.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
It's like doctor Pepper, a medicinal doctor pepper, not kind
of your medicinal. All right, let's speed this up here.
I'm falling asleep, all right.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
Way that with the Ravens, uh, Panthers plus six against
the Chargers and everyone and their mothers all over the Chargers.
Speaker 7 (32:35):
Yeah, of course they are.
Speaker 5 (32:36):
But why on earth would you want to put your
hard earned money on the Panthers who just lost their
Pro Bowl defensive tackle.
Speaker 4 (32:44):
Well, I've also put a lot of my hard earned
money on the Chargers over the years in a similar spot. Awful, Yeah, it's.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Not hard earned Okay, earned money, earned, stolen money, paid
you just it's your paid check, bar owed money. Yeah, okay,
what else do we have here?
Speaker 4 (33:03):
I also have the Titans plus three and a half
against the Jets, and I was afraid of that before,
and then Kelly scared me a little bit more. I'm
obviously I have to ride with it. But this does
seem like a classic just fucking shitty spot.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
It's a rat line, okay, yeah, okay, anything else?
Speaker 4 (33:27):
Yeah, like two more things?
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (33:31):
And I got Bears Texans under forty five and a half.
See if the Bears can score an offensive touchdown? And
that's on Sunday night too.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Okay, we're all good. Now we have Shay your last year. Yeah,
I guess so.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Danny Eagles laying six and a half against the Cousins,
Stafford plus one against the Umpah Lumpos Jets fighting Hyauasca's
laying three and a half versus Tennessee. And I got
the Raiders. I had them us nine Ray corn hold me.
Now it's plus corn Cornhold plus eight and a half.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
And then I got the fighting Baker Mayfield's I don't
give a shift. I like that fucking team. I don't
care who the Lions are plus seven and a half.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Bang. It feels like you you think they could win
out right? I do?
Speaker 2 (34:17):
I think they could do? Yeah, I don't. I don't
understand why the line's so.
Speaker 5 (34:21):
Big, I may talk myself into the box. Come Sunday,
we'll see. I mean, look, you just said how much
you like Gardner Minshew. How do you feel about Baker?
Speaker 2 (34:28):
I feel like they're Baker's back, baby.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
Yeah, they are kind of one and the same a
little ways.
Speaker 7 (34:34):
Like like Moxie wise attitude wise.
Speaker 5 (34:36):
I I feel like there's good Baker and bad Baker.
But right now, the last I mean, after beating the
Eagles in that playoff game, this is kind of that
interesting playoff revenge Spotlight is.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Like Runner from the Cops. Baker. Yeah, this is good Baker, Dude,
I'll bet on this.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
Baker run streaky too. And Baker's currently.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Why was he running away from the Because he's innocent man,
Danny and the police state was once again doing way
too goddamn much.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Who sided? Did you end up on Tyreek Hill or
the Miami Police Department.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
I'll tell you one thing. I'll tell you one thing.
Cuban cops give me a lot worse than white cops.
When it comes down to it, you got to be
careful with those sons of bitches. They're angry, they get
dry foot, and they start going crazy.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Danny I think you're throwing a big blanket over the
Oh not me.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
I don't generalize anything, of course you don't. And Kamala
won the debate. Oh yeah, she smoked teflon Dawn. She
worked him. I told you I had money on that debate,
did I?
Speaker 1 (35:39):
No? How do you bet on it? Oh?
Speaker 2 (35:41):
You bet on what they would say? Danny. So, I
had Trump to say the word Haitian plus four sixteen.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
That didn't well the Haitians in Springfield, Ohio. Yeah, yea yeah, Heed, but.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Say somebody got in his ear. He was so close
to staying Haitian. And then I had him saying borders
are and fake news. He did say borders are and.
Speaker 5 (36:00):
Shade, did you have handshake? Apparently the books took a
absolute back on Camel walking up and being like, you're
going to shake my hand?
Speaker 4 (36:09):
I probably I probably would have faded that too. Honestly,
I wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Any any any other bets on that.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Yeah, I had Kamala to say I'm speaking. Didn't win that.
I can't believe she didn't fucking go for that. Convicted, No,
he said, he said it the fucking crack. And democracy
she said democracy? And I missed on convicted felon, but yeah,
he's still at fifty two percent on poly market to
win the whole damn thing, which makes I don't fucking.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
I don't know if anybody is changing their mind over
a debate. I don't correct. I don't think so. Yeah,
I don't know. If anything.
Speaker 4 (36:42):
It may have just like quieted things down for a
few days and then.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Not in Springfield.
Speaker 4 (36:46):
That's well, there's marking.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
The question is the question?
Speaker 2 (36:52):
The real answer, the real solution is you import twenty
thousand Dominicans to Springfield and you let them figure it out,
just like they.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Do on the Iron Shay.
Speaker 5 (37:02):
As somebody who has spent a significant amount of the
time in the Dominican Republic, I wanted.
Speaker 7 (37:06):
To tweet that so bad the other day.
Speaker 5 (37:09):
Yeah, I finally understand what the Dominicans are talking about.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
You got a prom, you got questions about Haiti. Go
ask a Dominican. It just sounds like y'all don't know
Dominicans well enough.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
I do. Well, he's not wrong. I think they share
its height space. I think we cover dark parks by
the way. I've been to Springfield, Ohio, just letting you know,
nice booming metropolis thereof we called it, we called it
swing Field.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
Oh, how's the food there, swingers?
Speaker 1 (37:40):
I didn't have any food there? Did dat? A woman though? Yeah?
And the pills, no, I feel like it's a big
pill down. How do you know, just a big pill. No,
we're not doing that. No, we're not doing that. You
know what everyone's how about we end like Kansas? How
about Kansas?
Speaker 4 (38:03):
Kansas?
Speaker 7 (38:03):
Is getting straight fire over here?
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Manhattan, Kansas?
Speaker 4 (38:06):
Yeah, the real Manhattan.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Okay, once again Kelly in Vegas. She subjected herself to this,
the owner of wager talk dot com and the show's
bet on it, Kelly and Murray last call on Saturday
and Sunday. Kelly, thank you for joining us. We appreciate
it and we would love to have you back.
Speaker 5 (38:27):
I would love to come back. Thank you guys. It
was pure entertainment.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
All right. Well that's up for debate. Bad Larry, thank
you anything you'd like to say?
Speaker 3 (38:37):
No, good luck guys this week, Kelly A pleasure?
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Good luck. Hey, that's bad Larry. Daughter getting married in
a month or so.
Speaker 4 (38:43):
So it's fun on the little phone thing as same
shows up and it's Lawrence White.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Yeah. Very it should just come up as very just
very white, very whiet. Oh no, Heaven forbid. Shay and
Irving your podcast whoever podcasts are available, Yeah, you can listen.
And now we now see what Shay and Irving looks like.
That's right, white, Howard.
Speaker 4 (39:09):
I thought it was white, Howard.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Wow, get a little close to home. It's just a
goddamn podcast, y'all. Chill out, Okay, white Howard?
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Okay? Are we done? For? For Dylan, for Shay, for Ray,
for Marv, for Kelly, for Bad Larry, for me, thanks
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Shayan Irving.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
No, that hasn't happened yet, Danny. But I got a
lot of heat on Twitter how I should have stayed hidden,
and they understood why I was hidden and all that.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
But you're not hidden any more.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
You know.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I'm out in the open, nothing to hide.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I'm just not scared of the consequences anymore.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
What were you hiding to begin with?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I told you before, Danny, if I was out there
doing something illegal like participating in you know, extracurriculars. Yeah,
and there was a witness statement and they were like, oh,
yeah it was that dude on Dan Patrick, Jayan Irvy.
They could have tracked me down easy, okay.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
All right?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
And then yes, that's the only way they could easily
track you down.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yea. I blend in in a crowd. Nobody can tell
who I am. White guy, yeah, with with tattoos on
their head whatever. Yes, yeah, if you you could never
get away with the murder. They'd be like, I couldn't
see him.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
I just saw two tattoos on either side of his head,
and they're like, that rules out nine population.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
We're joined by Kelly and Vegas Today. She's the owner
of wager Talk dot com, hosts shows like bet on It,
Kelly and Murray Last Call on Saturday and Sunday. And
I don't know why you're doing this to yourself and
your brand, Kelly, but we're glad to have you on.
What made you want to subject yourself to this?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Dan?
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Anytime, I can come in and bring the underdogs for
all the chalk eating weasels that are on your program. Oh,
I gotta seize the opportunity.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Okay, Now, Kelly said that she's going to be kind
of the lifeguard on duty, and then if she's going
to rescue you, she will. If not, then she's going
to just let you drowned. I think that's probably a
fair analogy. And she had a great breakdown last week
correctly predicted a close game between Arkansas and Oki State
went into overtime. Also Illinois against Kansas. So Kelly knows
(02:34):
what she's doing. And unlike you guys, did bad Larry
call in you?
Speaker 6 (02:40):
He's trying and he says the number I gave him
is out of service, which is just not possible.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
But all right, well we're already up on the day.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Okay, but okay, Ray, we're trying to be professional. Kelly
comes on obviously a big deal, and then can't we
get our shit together?
Speaker 6 (02:59):
My shit is to get Larry's stuck in Maine.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
They have a phone call. You know, you can make
a phone call. He's not in jail.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
I can't babysit a seventy five year old man.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Okay, yes, Marvin.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
But isn't this on brand for bad Larry? Though this
isn't the first time.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Okay, but we knew we were having a celebrity here.
I just want to make sure that we can we
professionalize this just a little bit. Shae is out of
the closet. He's not hiding anything, right there is full out.
I miss June, but I figure September was good. No, no, no,
you're good. You're a man. Now we know what you
look like.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Hey, you're a bear.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Wow, a whole new audience tuning in, Danny, you got
a whole new demographic. You've been missing that demographic.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Whatever way we can get people to listen to this program. Okay,
so Shay in studio here, by the way, a new
weekly award and this is derived from Shay. It's the
Pavia Award given to the Gambler had the worst loss
of the previous week. Because we know that Shay and
Irving hates. Who's your quarterback's first name? What's his name? Diego,
(04:07):
Diego Pavilla. He kills me. Yes, so you you had
heartbreak already with Diego Pavilla because he transferred to Vanderbilt
and then Vanderbilt ended up fucking smoking me, lost me
a lot of money. Okay, all right, here we go
now once again, Kelly is just going to if she
feels the need, then she's she's coming after you, guys. Dylan,
(04:28):
why didn't you start with your pick? Do we want
to recap anything from last week?
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Well, something tragic happened, Dan.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Right, Iowa, Yeah, that's right, it went over Okay, Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Well it's something more tragic than that, Danny. The Baptists
are going to hell. They didn't cover against a fucking
Aggie's at a lost crusis.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Okay, but isn't that the one where you gave us
all the information. The more information you give us, the
worse your picks are. Because you do homework and ever
good at home? No, never was, and you have proven that.
So Dylan, you don't have anything to recap bad Larry
still can't call in yet, so I'll hold on to that. Shay,
(05:11):
you got anything you want to recap from last week?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
No, My preseason NFL best came through in the clutch, Danny,
that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Well you're incredible. Thank you. Uh So college football this week, Kelly,
do you want to give some picks here? Just let
the guys know how to do it correctly professionally.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Hey, I'm going to say this, of all the weeks
to come on. I wish it wasn't this one because
I'm over here making fun of them with all these
huge favorites, and I've got the trendiest underdogs come Thursday
at this point in time. So I'll give out all
of the picks that you guys want, but man, I'm
going to get some.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Grief for these, Okay. For instance, for instance.
Speaker 7 (05:49):
South Carolina.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
I love South Carolina this week, and everybody else is
going to too, because well, they just upset Kentucky and
I think part of that dan is because I left
the game Cocks off my car last week. But I'm
gonna bet against this LSU defense once again. Ok This
LSU defense is going to not be able to put
pressure on Lenora Sellers, which is good news for the
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game Cocks in that retrospect. I love Shane Biemer as
a home dog four and four with four outright wins
by nineteen point two points a game. I'm taking South
Carolina in the touchdown. We all know that it's going
to be an electric atmosphere because game Day is going
to be there. But I got a bet against the
LSU team once again. I mean, their offense was so
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bad they made the Trojans look like they actually had
a defense, which we know is not actually the case.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Oh you're not buying into USC's defense. Okay, now, oh
all right. So you have South Carolina getting seven at
home against LSU. Darius Rutger will be there just in case,
and then you have Kansas State Arizona.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
I do like Kansas State on Friday night, and I'm
gonna be very Frank Shaye knows this. I am a
Case State alumni, so I don't play this team very often.
I particularly like them in the underdog role on the road.
But I'm going to tell you how poor their offensive
schemes were last week, in addition to what the defense
did and allowed Tulane to do. Joel Klanderman's a defensive
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coordinator there in Manhattan, and what he does very well
is makes adjustments. The following week, the secondary was Swiss cheese,
and by all means, on paper, it looks like the
Arizona Wildcats would be able to exploit that.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
But I don't think that's going to be the case.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
If you listen to any of coach Kleiman's pressers this week,
he said, hey, we didn't get Dylan Edwards the ball
enough because we weren't on the field enough as an offense.
So expect to see a lot more offensive plays from
the Wildcats, which is a good thing if you like
the over I think this is going to be a
really fun game, but ultimately the Kansas State Wildcats cover
the seven.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
You're giving way way too much information on this show, Kelly.
Normally these guys don't have any kind of reason why
they pick a team or pick against a team.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
So sounded like they have a lot of analysis. And
sometimes if you think wrong, you think or you think long,
you think wrong, and that's what it sounds like was
the case last year.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Then absolutely it is Colorado State versus Colorado.
Speaker 7 (08:11):
This is a pretty obvious one, right.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
You've got coach Prime and his son up or down
twenty eight nothing right in the first half of Nebraska,
and I think that showed a lot about this team
and what they stand for. You know, Sder going to
the locker room early because his offensive line just let
him just get destroyed by that front seven of the
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corn Huskers. But it's it's just very telling what we're
starting to see in Boulder and last year in Boulder,
if you remember Jane Norvell and Colorado State. They put
up a hell of a fight in that when they
were twenty one and a half point underdogs and probably
should have won out right. But now they're back home
eleven four and one against the spread in that role
as home underdogs. How in the world would you want
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to lay points with coach Prime and this team five
and thirteen against the spread over the past three seasons.
Does not happen, and you got to take the touchdown
at home. And I understand this is square. The whole
world's gonna love Colorado State, but I have not seen
anything defensively from this Colorado team to tell me that
they can beat anybody and cover a spread.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Okay, so Colorado Steak gets seven against Colorado and then
finally your other college pick is wyoming against BYU.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
I already hate myself for this one disclosure. I am
like gross out by myself. And it was really tough
to try to find. I'm looking for underdogs between six
and twelve points who can win out right. Every once
in a while, I find a team like Cal last
week who can go in there and get the job done.
But those double digit favorites are really in that well.
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We'll call it from a mathematical perspective. In that role,
it's very hard for them to lose outright. They need
everything to go their way, and that's what's not happened
for this Wyoming team. Everything has not gone their way
since Craig Bull left. Right now, you have a Wyoming
team who just lost to Idaho, Yes, the FCS school,
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the team that got regulated to the FCS. And this
is a really by low spot. And as you can tell,
that's why I don't feel the greatest about it. But
I am just playing against this BYU offense who is
incapable of blowing anybody out with a Cowboys defense who has.
Speaker 7 (10:19):
The ability to win this game for them.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
This team on this side of the ball, they returned
seven starters and they're the only reason why the Cowboys
have not just completely gone off the rails. Sixteen and
six as home underdogs, they're in Laramie. We all know
about the altitude, we all know about the environment. We'll
see if those kids can't get rowdy when the Mormons
come to town here on Saturday night. I'm hoping for a
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very crazy environment and be able to keep it within
the eleven.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
I think they're officially known as the Cougars.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Oh no, no, I call them the Mormons too. I
think they're officially called the Cougars. Once again, Kelly privity,
Kelly correct. Kelly correctly predicted cow plus twelve to cover
against Auburn and Illinois plus five and a half to
cover against Kansas. So that's her college picks. We'll come
back to her for her pro picks. Oh look, who's here?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Bad? Larry?
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Hello? Dan, how are you going? I've been listening to
Kelly sounds good?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Can you stop?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Can you ever just be on time? And I know
you've never held a job, but can you be professional?
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Dan, Dan, don't get me started. I call that the
number four times is out of service. I don't know
paid a phone bill, Dan. They had to send me
an alternate number to get in touch with you.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
What happened, Ray?
Speaker 6 (11:36):
We sent Larry the hotline number, and then we sent
him the generic number, and the generic number worked.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Okay, it's four one one, Larry.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Just keep trying, Okay, Larry, Larry, why don't you give
us your college picks so you can kind of catch
up and then we can move on.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Okay, I was again. I sent these in Tuesday. I'm
up in Maine. My college picks, Marylin, I just looked.
I have the twelve games I picked college.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Now do I have to tell you who you pro visitors?
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Damn home teams here were two and a half against Virginia. Okay,
I got Colorado minus seven against Colorado State, laying the
Texas at home, laying the thirty four and a half against.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
It's thirty five. It's thirty thirty five.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Okay, thirty five, that's fine. App State minus the two
and a half against ECU Coastal Carolina minus seventeen against
Temple foe. Yeah, that doesn't even matter. Temple might be
the worst team in college football, and I'm taking I'm
staying with Boston College plus seventeen.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Against Missouri six and a half.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
No, I don't like that sixteen and a half. All right,
they're my six college games. Kelly, welcome, It sounded good.
Speaker 7 (12:53):
Hey, thanks Bat Larry.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
You know, look, I wouldn't expect you to take thirty
five with you tsa here four points over the number,
because you know Texas, they're they're well on their way
to winning a national championship already.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Yeah we're talking now, we're fucking talking.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Oh can you stop? WHOA?
Speaker 3 (13:11):
So they got to win by sixty it's got to
be a blowout.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
No, it doesn't. They're number three. There's twelve teams in
the it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Don't don't engage matter, don't engage with him. Okay, So
you got Texas minus thirty five? Right?
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Yeah? Dan, I lost three units last week. I just
want to confirm that before we move off.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Ray, did Larry lose three units last week?
Speaker 6 (13:36):
Larry? You won a unit?
Speaker 4 (13:38):
WHOA, you're up one.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
You're welcome you.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
I don't know how you are a unit? Dylan, you
want to give me years?
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Yeah? So college Friday night, I'm fading the entire state
of Kansas Parlay UN, LV money Line and Arizona money Line. Wow,
taking a swing. I mean you U and LV has
been a beast on the road. I think they're five
and one in their last six and I knew Kelly
was coming on.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
So I just had to Kansas State.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I've had like the one
time I was in Kansas, I had a terrible experience there.
So slightly personal. Nothing against them there.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
There's a lot of terrible experiences we had anywhere and
around I seventy, I thirty five. You just go dry
for like seven hours and you finally hit Colorado.
Speaker 7 (14:32):
I understand.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
I glue well. I was coming from Denver to Missoo
and blew out a tire with my buddy and had
to drive like two hundred miles on a donut.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
His name was Tire.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Yeah, my buddy's name was Tied. It's a nickname, Shay.
And we had to stay at like some shit whole
hotel and Topeka and they were like, are you guys
here for the Derby? And we're like the Kentucky Derby
and they're like, no, the Demolition Derby. Oh hell yeah yeah,
And I was like, all right, now I'm actually listening.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Finally give some culture.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
They looked at us and like, you look like demolition
Derby people. But yeah, it was a shitty experience, but
I actually do like I mean, I like both of
those teams to cover the spread. But figure i'd take
a little juice with the parlay. Okay, I'm going since
minus three and a half against Miami, Ohio. Cincinnati lost
a heartbreaker last week, so it makes sense to come
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just beat up on Miami once again.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
There's very little logic applied to bets here Kelly. Just
so you know, sometimes they have no reason for their reasoning.
So if you do want to question it, just understand
that that they can't come up with answers.
Speaker 5 (15:40):
Sometimes you can get into the weeds too much of
the analytics and the play by play and the defensive schemes.
Sometimes you just need a team to pass the eye test.
I don't hate the UNLV, pick I really don't. It
makes a lot of sense. You have, Hey, you playing
an Arrowhead, which is technically supposed to be their home
stadium this year.
Speaker 7 (16:00):
They are off the rails.
Speaker 5 (16:01):
If you've been watching any of Jayhawk's social media, Lance
Leopold's wife literally deleted a tweet and then said I
didn't tweet that, So you know that shows you how well.
Speaker 7 (16:11):
Things are going in Lawrence.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
Taking this Illinois loss, you know, Barry Otim, I lived
in Vegas for almost fifteen years.
Speaker 7 (16:17):
This is the best UNLV team I've ever seen.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
They look really good to be able to say that
they can go in there and maybe get the win.
Speaker 7 (16:25):
We'll see.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
Jayhawks could have a good balance back, But I think
there's trouble in paradise there in Kansas City because they're
not even playing in Lawrence.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
And that's plus nine to seventy one for that parlay. Yeah,
so you got Cincinnati minus three and a half? What
else you got?
Speaker 4 (16:40):
I got? This is a perfect storm for me, Dan.
I was playing Troy this week. What's the over under
thirty nine? So you're going on believe it is the
number they hit last week. I'm obviously going under. I'm
going two units on the under, and I'm also taking
them to cover twenty two and a half against Troy.
I could see them blanking Troy. Okay, they win twenty
three nothing ozps All right enough. Oregon State plus sixteen
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and a half against Oregon in core Vallis. Oregon State's
parennially a good spread covering machine and Oregon has been
just unimpressive, like they and they could win by two
touchdowns and still not cover that.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
And now the news the PAC twelve is back with
Oregon State state VALI yeah, yeah, they're back.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
They're so back.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Okay, So Oregon State's getting sixteen and a half against Oregon.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Yeah, and then I'm taking Presno State minus nineteen and
a half versus Mexico State just beat the shit out
of them in the wee hours of.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Seventy Presno State is going into the Pac twelve.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
They are, and I have them to win the Mountain
West this year.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Is that it for college?
Speaker 4 (17:45):
Actually? I am. Also, I don't know why I didn't
do this before, because I have two and oh fading
Colorado already this season. I'm also going to hop on
Colorado State plus seven.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Okay, Shay, you're up.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
College Football Day. And he got the Turp slaying three
against the Chip Todds and Reeses. I got the True
Baptists laying fifteen and a half against the bomb.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Droppers, and that'd be Baylor against Air Force.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
And then I got Bama laying sixteen against the corn
fed white Boys.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
That's Wisconsin.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Uh, ole miss. I'm not gonna give them a nickname
because I already got a pretty bad one, ole miss
wake Forest. They got the over it. It was fucking
sixty three when I hit it. All these numbers have
been moving sharp. Money's on my side, Danny. I got
the over there at sixty four and a half. Now
sun Devils over Texas State there it's sixty and a half.
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And then I got Utap against the fake Baptists, the
fire and Brimstone Baptists.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
That'd be liberty. Three. Yeah, fuck liberty, that would be
I don't know if we need to say that.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Fuck. You know, Baylor didn't have co ed dances until
the nineties. Those are real Baptists right there.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
How would you have done if there weren't co ed
dances when you were growing up?
Speaker 4 (18:54):
He would have killed it.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
I would have been exact same. Should have seen me
at the sixth grade stock hop, Danny.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
I look back on that and it was so awkward.
It was so painful that all the boys would stand
on one side and just had their hands in their pocket,
you know, kicking stones, and meanwhile the girls are out
there dancing. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
I don't know if that's exactly.
Speaker 7 (19:22):
What it was. That's exactly what it is now.
Speaker 5 (19:26):
I went out for my girlfriend's birthday last night, and
there's just all of us are in the middle having
a great time, and they're still standing against the wall,
and something's never changed.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
I just, you know what, if I was growing up again,
I'd learned to dance, I'd learned to play guitar.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Oh, that's so fucking rite, Danny.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
I know, but I would slay.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
I would like to be able to dance.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Well, you can learn to dance.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
My wife and I took ballroom dancing.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
That doesn't really.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
I mean, you.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Never know when a ballroom dancing night's gonna, you know,
emerge does happen, and if it does, I'm slaying that too, Bill.
But it teaches you rhythm.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
You should learn to play like a weird hear this?
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Teaching rhythm? How do you feel about that, Marvin? That rhythm?
Sun does Marvin? Who? Marvin Harrison the third? Yeah, your
son has rhythm. He's taking dance classes. Oh, hip hop
dance yeaching him? No, he did not on them. I
can here we go, Okay, yeah, this is this is
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in the blood. Yeah, I hear you.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
I'm inclined a side with the Carvin on this.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
All right, let me go back to Kelly for our
NFL picks. Kelly, of course, UH knows what she's doing.
These guys do not. Kelly in Vegas. She is the
owner of wager talk dot Com and uh a lot
of shows bet on It, Kelly and Murray Last Call
on Saturday and Sunday as well your NFL picks this week.
Kel are I have two.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
I hate this week's NFL card mainly because I had
the Texans last or excuse me, I had the Titans
last week. If you guys saw how that game ended.
Will Levis, I take back all of the nice things
I ever said about you, mainly when you covered for
me against the Falcons. But it's really tough pickings this week.
I'm looking at the long list. I had had four
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games on my long list. I considered Green Bay in
a by low spot. You know, Jordan love gets hurt.
And then I started looking at Milik Willis and I'm like,
I can't do it. Then I started looking at Cincinnati
plus six at Kansas City and Dan. I have lost
more money betting against Kansas City in the last three
years than I had care to discuss, at least not publicly.
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My friends all know I got burned again in the
Super Bowl, and I said, I'm done doing this, at
least for the foreseeable future.
Speaker 7 (21:46):
So those are two I crossed off my list.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
The two I actually got to the window with one
I'm pretty sure is a debt on loser because it
just got hit by.
Speaker 7 (21:52):
A sharp group.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
And that is, of course, those same Titans that I
just ragged on. I want to play against the Jets.
Aaron Rodgers and the Jets coming on a short week.
We all saw that game in San Francisco, and offensively
it was ug lee. That defense is supposed to be better.
Yet Rock Perdy and the forty nine are sure didn't
make it look like it was. I hate myself, but
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the Titans. Had they kicked or punted or done anything
other than let Will Loves fumble or throw two interceptions,
one of which a pick six, they would have beaten
the Bear. So I'm gonna go back to the well
with this Titans team going. It makes me a little uneasy.
Twelve and four against a spread. The Titans are in
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home openers as an underdog.
Speaker 7 (22:38):
Yeah, a lot of that has to do with Mike Rabel. Yeah,
that has to do with Ryan Tannehill.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
But we're gonna go with this Titans team in a
by low spot.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
And then another time, Wait minute, you said the Sharps
are jumping on this.
Speaker 7 (22:50):
No, they bet, they bet the Jets.
Speaker 5 (22:51):
I got a text right before the show one of
my good friends, John Murray that does Kelly and Murray
works with me at a prominent sportsbook in Las Vegas,
and he texted me, he goes, you're gonna hate this kid,
but they just bet the Jets, And I said, yes,
I hate this more than I already do, but I
already bet the Titans. So, uh, three and a half
is what they laid. I wouldn't be surprised for it
to be four here very shortly.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Didn't the Titans head coach say, if we had punted
on first down, we would have won the game?
Speaker 7 (23:17):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Yeah, every time they got also true, I mean that
is throwing your quarterback under the bus.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
He fucking threw the game away, Dan.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
I know he didn't it looks, but but he does
look like a quarterback playing a quarterback. When he's out there,
it's like it's a movie. When Will Levis comes on
the field, like oh okay, yeah, it's like an actor.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
Learn a few more movies.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
He's like Glenn Powell or whatever that that heart throb is.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
That guy's turned into like the only actor.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
He's the new Tom Cruise.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
He's the only time I was thinking about it under
forty actors in America, Like you either, guy, just hire him.
Really fucking weird twinks like shallow Bay.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
You don't know that you.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Don't have a fully grown man acting at all that's
under the age of forty. It's just you don't have
Glenn Palell is like fucking forty. It's him and Tom Holland.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Yeah, like.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Was six.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
The Last Spider Man was all people who looked like
they're twelve.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Garfield That Garfield twink he was a Spider Man.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Oh in Garfield.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
He was in what the social network?
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Glenn Powell looks like a man? He does. Yeah, but yeah,
he's forty. He's hot, he does. He's a man, he's forty. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
But if you go on Netflix, like the top ten movies,
it's like six fucking Glenn Powell.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
I don't know if we need to use that language,
but I'm just saying that he's like I think he's
you know, he's special. I saw the Sydney Sweeney movie.
They had real chemistry. You see Twister.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
No, it was.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
Actually like, okay, I did, like it was good. Yeah,
and that was hit Man.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Yeah, I saw him. That was decent. I saw that. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
All right, I take it all back. You keep him going.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Next, Tom Cruise, let's go all right, so your other pick, Kelly,
we talk a little bit about everything and lot of nothing.
So so you have the Titans plus three and a
half and then Broncos Steelers you're taking.
Speaker 5 (25:07):
Yeah, I'm gonna take the Denver Broncos. If you guys
watched the Pittsburgh Steelers kick their way to victory six
field goals, congrats to Boswell fantasy owners last week because
he probably single handedly won you.
Speaker 7 (25:20):
Three of those were over fifty yards.
Speaker 5 (25:23):
Here's what I can tell you, as somebody who grew
up a Denver Broncos fan, you always suffer through terrible quarterbacks.
I knew they were gonna draft bone Nicks. I tweeted
about it, and I still had zero American dollars wagered
on them to take him. He was totally at quintessential.
He's no different than Jake Plumber. He's no different than
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Chad Kelly. He's no different than Paxton Lynch. These experiments
all blow up in the Denver franchise's faces eventually, but
I don't think it blows up here on Sunday, at
least not yet.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Is he Tommy Maddox? You know? Is he like Tommy?
They draft imagine got Otway and then you take Tommy Maddox.
Speaker 5 (26:04):
It is it is absolutely infuriating. I do think it
is going to be justin fields though for Pittsburgh, which
does bode well for this team. I think he's a
lot more mobile than Russell Wilson, and I know everybody,
for storyline purposes, wants it to be Russell going back
to Denver, proving Sean Payton wrong. I just don't see it.
But here's a Denver defense, and this is why I'm
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backing Denver at home.
Speaker 7 (26:28):
This defense got not one but two safeties.
Speaker 5 (26:32):
That was such a like obscure game against Geno Smith
and Seattle last week. They did get torched a little
bit in the secondary, but six and one against a
spread as a home dog in the last two years
when coming off a cover, they did cover late there. Tomlin,
I never like to go against him here, but this
is one of those games where it's very overblown what
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we've seen out of Pittsburgh, and I'm not buying the hype.
I do not think that either one of these quarterbacks
is going to will them to a win, let alone
a three point cover. So I think Denver plus three
and a little sprinkle on the money line is worth
the play.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
I have a Denver plus two and a half kil two.
Speaker 7 (27:11):
And a half is fine. I think they're a great
teaser spot.
Speaker 5 (27:13):
I don't do a lot of teasers these days because
the sportsbooks charge entirely too much juice on them. But
if you can find one minus one twenty, maybe pair
them up with another good teaser spot this week. There
are plenty on the list to take a to take
a look at. Maybe even the Giants get there. We'll see,
but keep an eye there. I do like this Denver
Broncos team to beat the Steelers. Steelers road chalk never
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bodes out well for them.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
All right, bad Larry, If you're still with us, your
NFL picks still here? Okay?
Speaker 3 (27:42):
NFL? All right, first, Kelly, I think I lost more
money than you did on Kansas City the last couple
of years, and I'm still shortening them again today on Sunday.
Do you want them my units on ease? I messed
my units up.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
I have your paperwork here, Okay.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Goods on a Seahawks minus three against the past three
and a half. I didn't three and a half. I
didn't see that game. I mean I didn't see any
games last week because I was driving the main But uh,
going into the I don't know who's the worst team
in the league, the Pass or the Commanders and or
maybe done for Kelly. Sorry, So I'm a I got
the Seahawks minus to three and a half for two units.
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I got the Jets. Am I getting three and a
half against the Titans for I'm laying Yeah, you're laying
jess are favored. Let me rethink that one on the road.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
I know, Holy ship, so that yeah, the Titans are
getting three and a half.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Larry, that means plus three.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
That means the Titans.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
All right, that is amazing. I'm throwing out that way.
I don't even want it. Just cross that one off.
Two units on the Seahawks, one unit, aunt of Giants,
just because I said the Commanders I think suck. I'm
a Giant fan, but I'm not too for happy with
the one unit. One unit on the Bengals against Kansas City.
(29:05):
I think I'm getting six.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
You're getting five now, damn.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
Ok Okay, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Uh Giant, and it's the Bengals, not the Bengals. That's
a musical group. Giants plus one and a half, okay,
just let you know.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Okay, then I have three units on the Eagles minus
the six and a half against the Falcons.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
No, that's right.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
And then I have two units on the Steelers plus
the two and a half against Denver.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Two and a half. Yes, the Steelers are minus two
and a half.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Only that's fine, I said when I when I texted Ray,
I said, look, I don't I'm unmean, and I don't
have these lines. I just picked my teams. I don't
care what the line doing.
Speaker 7 (29:52):
Do you have a smartphone?
Speaker 1 (29:54):
No, okay, he's got a flip phone.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
I book It was Tuesday morning. I was still in
bed up here in Maine because I drove all night
and uh my bookie didn't have the lines up yet
and I was lying in bed. So I said, fucking,
I'll just send my picks in without lines. I don't care.
And I you know, I used to trust Ray emphatic
emphatically with the line. So I just sent it. I
just sent my picks in without any.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Lines, Larry.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
But yeah, I don't. I don't like the Jets.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Larry. You do this every week, whether you're in Maine
or the Jersey Shore to stop. Okay, well are you?
Speaker 3 (30:31):
We usually do it? On Wednesday? I sent my pics
in on Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
So you're done? Are you done with all your picks?
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Done with my pects?
Speaker 4 (30:39):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Right?
Speaker 2 (30:39):
You know he's like a gentile fritzy.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
Yeah, but then yeah, I know Kelly can't we can
hear you, guys. Well, when we try and talk, you
can't hear us. It's gets frustrating. But go ahead, Dan,
what do you listen to your show?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Is Kelly in the studio orre? She called in?
Speaker 1 (31:02):
She called in?
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Okay, well, she's probably had some comments when someone else
was talking that you can't hear. I know I do
it all the time.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
I don't know what you're talking about. You called in
fifteen minutes late. You don't have the betting lines, something
about being in bed on Tuesday. Like, now, I can't
do this, I can't do this. I can't.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
All right, Dylan, Okay, I got the Ravens minus now
eight and a half against the Raiders obviously lost the
potential or a heartbreaker and a potential win against the
Chefs last week, and I'm fine laying that many points
with the Ravens early in the season against just a
(31:53):
bad team. Really, Gardner Minshew actually like you, Dan. I
think he's got he's got mocks, so you can't really quantify.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
So I got moxie just like Gardner minshew, No.
Speaker 4 (32:05):
Because you're I know, you're a reputed Gardner Minshew, fan.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
I do like Gardner Minshew. By the way, there is
a soft drink called moxie.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
Yeah, it's like m O x I E.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Yeah, just let you know.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
It's like tab or something.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
It's like doctor Pepper, a medicinal doctor pepper, not kind
of your medicinal. All right, let's speed this up here.
I'm falling asleep, all right.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
Way that with the Ravens, uh, Panthers plus six against
the Chargers and everyone and their mothers all over the Chargers.
Speaker 7 (32:35):
Yeah, of course they are.
Speaker 5 (32:36):
But why on earth would you want to put your
hard earned money on the Panthers who just lost their
Pro Bowl defensive tackle.
Speaker 4 (32:44):
Well, I've also put a lot of my hard earned
money on the Chargers over the years in a similar spot. Awful, Yeah, it's.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Not hard earned Okay, earned money, earned, stolen money, paid
you just it's your paid check, bar owed money. Yeah, okay,
what else do we have here?
Speaker 4 (33:03):
I also have the Titans plus three and a half
against the Jets, and I was afraid of that before,
and then Kelly scared me a little bit more. I'm
obviously I have to ride with it. But this does
seem like a classic just fucking shitty spot.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
It's a rat line, okay, yeah, okay, anything else?
Speaker 4 (33:27):
Yeah, like two more things?
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (33:31):
And I got Bears Texans under forty five and a half.
See if the Bears can score an offensive touchdown? And
that's on Sunday night too.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Okay, we're all good. Now we have Shay your last year. Yeah,
I guess so.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Danny Eagles laying six and a half against the Cousins,
Stafford plus one against the Umpah Lumpos Jets fighting Hyauasca's
laying three and a half versus Tennessee. And I got
the Raiders. I had them us nine Ray corn hold me.
Now it's plus corn Cornhold plus eight and a half.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
And then I got the fighting Baker Mayfield's I don't
give a shift. I like that fucking team. I don't
care who the Lions are plus seven and a half.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Bang. It feels like you you think they could win
out right? I do?
Speaker 2 (34:17):
I think they could do? Yeah, I don't. I don't
understand why the line's so.
Speaker 5 (34:21):
Big, I may talk myself into the box. Come Sunday,
we'll see. I mean, look, you just said how much
you like Gardner Minshew. How do you feel about Baker?
Speaker 2 (34:28):
I feel like they're Baker's back, baby.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
Yeah, they are kind of one and the same a
little ways.
Speaker 7 (34:34):
Like like Moxie wise attitude wise.
Speaker 5 (34:36):
I I feel like there's good Baker and bad Baker.
But right now, the last I mean, after beating the
Eagles in that playoff game, this is kind of that
interesting playoff revenge Spotlight is.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Like Runner from the Cops. Baker. Yeah, this is good Baker, Dude,
I'll bet on this.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
Baker run streaky too. And Baker's currently.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Why was he running away from the Because he's innocent man,
Danny and the police state was once again doing way
too goddamn much.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Who sided? Did you end up on Tyreek Hill or
the Miami Police Department.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
I'll tell you one thing. I'll tell you one thing.
Cuban cops give me a lot worse than white cops.
When it comes down to it, you got to be
careful with those sons of bitches. They're angry, they get
dry foot, and they start going crazy.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Danny I think you're throwing a big blanket over the
Oh not me.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
I don't generalize anything, of course you don't. And Kamala
won the debate. Oh yeah, she smoked teflon Dawn. She
worked him. I told you I had money on that debate,
did I?
Speaker 1 (35:39):
No? How do you bet on it? Oh?
Speaker 2 (35:41):
You bet on what they would say? Danny. So, I
had Trump to say the word Haitian plus four sixteen.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
That didn't well the Haitians in Springfield, Ohio. Yeah, yea yeah, Heed, but.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Say somebody got in his ear. He was so close
to staying Haitian. And then I had him saying borders
are and fake news. He did say borders are and.
Speaker 5 (36:00):
Shade, did you have handshake? Apparently the books took a
absolute back on Camel walking up and being like, you're
going to shake my hand?
Speaker 4 (36:09):
I probably I probably would have faded that too. Honestly,
I wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Any any any other bets on that.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Yeah, I had Kamala to say I'm speaking. Didn't win that.
I can't believe she didn't fucking go for that. Convicted, No,
he said, he said it the fucking crack. And democracy
she said democracy? And I missed on convicted felon, but yeah,
he's still at fifty two percent on poly market to
win the whole damn thing, which makes I don't fucking.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
I don't know if anybody is changing their mind over
a debate. I don't correct. I don't think so. Yeah,
I don't know. If anything.
Speaker 4 (36:42):
It may have just like quieted things down for a
few days and then.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Not in Springfield.
Speaker 4 (36:46):
That's well, there's marking.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
The question is the question?
Speaker 2 (36:52):
The real answer, the real solution is you import twenty
thousand Dominicans to Springfield and you let them figure it out,
just like they.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Do on the Iron Shay.
Speaker 5 (37:02):
As somebody who has spent a significant amount of the
time in the Dominican Republic, I wanted.
Speaker 7 (37:06):
To tweet that so bad the other day.
Speaker 5 (37:09):
Yeah, I finally understand what the Dominicans are talking about.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
You got a prom, you got questions about Haiti. Go
ask a Dominican. It just sounds like y'all don't know
Dominicans well enough.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
I do. Well, he's not wrong. I think they share
its height space. I think we cover dark parks by
the way. I've been to Springfield, Ohio, just letting you know,
nice booming metropolis thereof we called it, we called it
swing Field.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
Oh, how's the food there, swingers?
Speaker 1 (37:40):
I didn't have any food there? Did dat? A woman though? Yeah?
And the pills, no, I feel like it's a big
pill down. How do you know, just a big pill. No,
we're not doing that. No, we're not doing that. You
know what everyone's how about we end like Kansas? How
about Kansas?
Speaker 4 (38:03):
Kansas?
Speaker 7 (38:03):
Is getting straight fire over here?
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Manhattan, Kansas?
Speaker 4 (38:06):
Yeah, the real Manhattan.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Okay, once again Kelly in Vegas. She subjected herself to this,
the owner of wager talk dot com and the show's
bet on it, Kelly and Murray last call on Saturday
and Sunday. Kelly, thank you for joining us. We appreciate
it and we would love to have you back.
Speaker 5 (38:27):
I would love to come back. Thank you guys. It
was pure entertainment.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
All right. Well that's up for debate. Bad Larry, thank
you anything you'd like to say?
Speaker 3 (38:37):
No, good luck guys this week, Kelly A pleasure?
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Good luck. Hey, that's bad Larry. Daughter getting married in
a month or so.
Speaker 4 (38:43):
So it's fun on the little phone thing as same
shows up and it's Lawrence White.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Yeah. Very it should just come up as very just
very white, very whiet. Oh no, Heaven forbid. Shay and
Irving your podcast whoever podcasts are available, Yeah, you can listen.
And now we now see what Shay and Irving looks like.
That's right, white, Howard.
Speaker 4 (39:09):
I thought it was white, Howard.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Wow, get a little close to home. It's just a
goddamn podcast, y'all. Chill out, Okay, white Howard?
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Okay? Are we done? For? For Dylan, for Shay, for Ray,
for Marv, for Kelly, for Bad Larry, for me, thanks
for joining us on. Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
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