July 24, 2025 • 20 mins
On today's episode the guys react in real time to the death of wrestling legend Hulk Hogan, also the guys talk about their trip to Las Vegas plus the guys make some bets plus more. Enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling. You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by
bad Larry Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I
have friends.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick. Hello Dan, you guys hear me? Yes, Larry,
I should do him.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Guys, Hey Larry, we're great. Yeah, everything's great. We're all here.
Dylan's here, you got pe Ray, Marvin's here, you got
Shay here, and we have you. It's Dan Patrick takes
a gambler. Yeah. Uh, we just saw that Haul Cogan
passed away the age of seventy one. Yeah, got win me.
(01:00):
I don't know if they really. I don't know who
got him? Is the question? Who really got the Hulk?
Because there's no way he's dying in natural causes. They
said cardiac arrest. I don't believe that. In one bit
his heart was like a python strong. Well didn't didn't
somebody report his death or near death? A couple of weeks.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Ago exactly, like he wasn't doing so hot.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
No, it's like a deep state messed up their calendar.
Oh the deep stop with the deep state. Stop. Okay, yes, Marvin.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
But to be a pro wrestler, to live untill seventy one,
that's like one hundred and eighteen in regular people years,
that's true.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
It's like a bodybuilder. Bodybuilders they use you don't make
it to fifty.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yeah, they're like greyhounds. The juice catches up with them
after a while.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Is that what it is? Yeah? Are those actually bad
for you? Like do we have to worry about that now?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Steroids? Yeah, you're not taking steroids, and if you are,
they ain't working.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I'm wow, wow, No I'm not, but I always thought
they were good. I don't understand. It doesn't make any
sense that Hulk's dead this young.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
You don't remember those ads back in the day where
they had like Michaelangelo's David and it would like start
crumbling and they're like, don't take steroids.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
It was actually like, no, they didn't broadcast those in Texas.
That was definitely not They're like, please take steroids. Yeah,
they're like are you fifteen? Buckle up? You want to
win district BOYO, here's a needle. Wow? Uh, Larry, do
you have any Hulkgan thoughts here before we move on?
(02:29):
I don't know. You don't sound as broken up as
the rest of the guys.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
No, I was never a wrestling fan. What was your name?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Like?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Has some weird name Terry something?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Rry bully O?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Yeah, some weird name. Didn't he make some big lawsuit?
Did he make a Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
All right, we're going to desecrate the dead right now?
Is that what we're going to do on this show?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
He won the lawsuit?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I thought, Yeah, we don't need to bring up what
it was about or any of that. We don't really
need to do this, Danny, I think the next subject. Okay,
so we should move on from a Hulk Coogan. I
think we should honor the dead and say, you know,
maybe a little prayer and then move on. That's all.
If we could all just hold hands real quick, all right, well,
why don't you lead us in prayer? Lord, please forgive
(03:13):
us our sins, especially everyone but me. We pray for
the deliverance of Terry Bowleo aka Hulk Hogan, the man,
the myth, the legend with the twenty one inch pythons
who could deliver us from evil. We appreciate everything he
did for us. I'm in, I'm in, brother, but he
(03:34):
said brother with a hard arm.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
All right, all right, all right, this is almost as
bad as when Paul Deane got fired. Yup, We done.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I just found out about this shit. Literally, I found
out about this when I walked in and Marvin broke
it to me and told me that Hulk Hogan was
dead and I didn't believe him, and I got on
Twitter immediately and I checked in with black Twitter, and
you know what, he was right. And it's sad and
I'm fucked up by it, and nobody cares. Nobody's checking
in with me emotionally or well, you know what, I'm
going to drive through because hul Hogan taught me more
than anything. Did you just keep going? Brother? Why does
(04:07):
it always come back to you? Seriously? Why does it
always come back to you? I literally just found out
about that heartbreaking news. I think it's I know, but
I know, but now I have to be aware of
your feelings and your mental state because of Hulk Hogan. Yeah,
I'm on the precipice. Danny, Heaven forbid and if.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
You were to make a Hulk Hogan fan in a lab,
he would look something like Shay.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Of course he would let me recap here. Bat Larry
is six and a half units. You won one unit
last week, Shay won two. He's at six and a
half units. Dylan lost six sies at minus seventeen. Okay,
you got to get your shit together come football season.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Okay, golf's done, Dan, except for the Raiders Cup.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Really time magazine left Dan Patrick takes a gamble podcast
off of their top one hundred podcast of all time list.
So this is the reason why you, Dylan, you're holding
this back.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
That's my fault.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Yes, the goal is to be good at gambling.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Dan, I'm not really a goal oriented guy.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Missionablished then I did.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I actually saw Friends of the show Pardon my take,
was left off that list, which that's actually surprising. They've
been around for a bit.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah, okay, let's see anything else that needs to be
brought up. You guys went to Vegas. You collected your
your earnings that Sammy p set you up with the
Saquon Barkley Offensive Player of the Year and two thousand dollars.
How much did you come back from Vegas.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
With Shay was the big winner.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
This is all hypothetical, Danny in case, of course. But
I came back including the Sami pee ticket. I came
back about forty four forty five hundred. I lost two
grand the last forty five minutes we were there. No bullshit,
I lost two grand. But I will I will testify
to this. The pit bosses at the Craps Tables Fountain
(06:21):
Blue are the best on the planet. It was what
a nana's what they did for us. It was for me.
They don't roll dice for me, it was bananas. They
were really really good to me. Okay, I took him Blue. Yeah,
took care of you guys. Oh my god, Danny.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
There. I left my role to take a piss in
the middle of the roll, and they left me on
working and I asked them to parlay all my bets
and they did it. They just no other casino. I've
never heard of that before in my life. I was like,
I gotta take a piss. I gotta take a piss.
Piss turned into a poop. I was gone longer and
I wanted to be called it doesn't matter. I came
back to a stack of chips because Fountain Blue kept
(06:59):
me working. Harlayed everything, Banana Danny. That doesn't happen anywhere
else nowhere, just good people. Oh so Dylan and Shay
and uh and Pa Ray and I saw the video.
You guys went through the Hall of Excellence.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Yeah, they've got some wild stuff there.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yeah, he saw Ben Hogan's driver was there the actual
golf club, Olie's robe fust last fight that was crazy
nineteen eighty one. I didn't realize his last fight was
in nineteen eighty one. That blew my mind. Yeah. Yeah,
I think he checked in for Parkinson's in eighty three. Damn.
I think it was like August of eighty three. He
(07:39):
had Parkinson for a long time that he was in
he was fighting with Parkinson's. I mean he had to be.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
At least like the early stages.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Probably early stage. What a machine.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
And they had Hank Aaron's helmet from when he died
and broke Bay Bruce record. I thought that, I was like,
how'd you get this?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Anything else that needs to be mentioned here? That successful
trip got your cash came back and uh no arrest,
no nothing, nothing nothing. Yeah, it's like you were It
was like a business trip for you. It was a
work trip, sure, Danny. Yeah, I was working. I wasn't
you know, getting weird downtown.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
We had we had a schedule and everything, and we
actually stuck to the schedule.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I missed nothing. Well, there was that one thing I
missed because the dice was hot, but that's not important.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
You were working. I couldn't leave the table. You were
just like ten minutes later. That's yeah, that's a win
for us and for America.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Did you did you meet people? Did you you got
new friends?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Now?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Big time. I'm never going I'm never saying anywhere else
but the Fountain Blue when I go to Vegas. I can't.
I can't. Well, they might have something to say about that, true,
it mighty. I'm just saying that's fair.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I'll be like, we promise he will start losing soon,
don't worry.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Uh so bad, Larry, Uh anything I need to mention here?
Speaker 3 (09:06):
No, it was two weeks ago. I don't even remember
what we bet on, Dan. Yeah, look today, there's like
five baseball games I bet on.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Well, we'll get to that in a second. Yeah, I
don't have anything to I won one. I won one unit.
I don't even remember what it was.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Let's see, I think you won a couple, but then
you lost a couple. It does mattera Chay had h
Taylor Fritz to beat Alcarez. That was two units. You
won all your baseball. Yeah, I'm just an American, Danny.
I'm sorry. I'm not gonna anymore. You are up. Freedom
(09:44):
love in America. Thank you, Dylan. Congratulations you lost, you
lost everything.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I got skunked in the reverse parlay.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Yeah you you had. Charles Barkley finished top sixty five.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Really had us in the first half with that one.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I know he had that eagle that was in the fairway.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Do you see the English on that thing? It was
you hit it in ten yards past the hole and
it rolled all the way back, zipped.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
I know it zipped right back. Let's see, how about
bets this week? Bad Larry, you got anything for us?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
I bet two baseball games, the Cleveland Guardians and the
Houston Astros, just one year each on those two games.
And then I got Chris got her up. Could be
top ten and whatever golf form is going on this week.
He's in New.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Jersey, Jersey guy.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Okay, CBA High School and Rutgers. Yeah, that's the only
reason I'm betting them, so America, you don't have to
bet that one. And then again, I not for the
I just bet him in his daily I mean it's
the matchup that I forget. Who was even a Camps? Now?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Okay, great?
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Can I take one unit on him and his whatever
his matchup, whoever they're giving him.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
You got to tell me who you're betting on.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Betting on Chris got her up?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Got her Up?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
What a name?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
By the way, could we get into that for a second.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
He's actually been playing lights out got her up?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Yeah, he won the Scottish Open and then he was
but top five at the Open.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Yeah, pretty good two weeks for him.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
You make it seem like, oh, I'm just taking him
because he's from Jersey. He's playing well, and he's from Jersey.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
I didn't know. I didn't know who he was two
weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Wow, Jersey, we would nobody knew who he was.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
He's the favorite, Larry, He's at the face, he's the
favorite for this tournament.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
I did not know that. I got him at minus
one twenty five against whoever they had me matched up.
In my book, I can look up who it is
if you want me.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
To, but just text me.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
You text. It already started, so I can't look it
up now. Just text me after the show who you had,
even though it's not on the show.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
No, no, they don't two o'clock. You can do go
look at PJ Torment matchups dot com.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Thanks all right, I'll luck it up. Uh shay, you
got anything for me? Yeah, Danny? Just America Baseball, the
Padres plus one twenty three, the Astros laying one twenty
five against the Communists, and they got the Mariners plus
one fifteen against the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. Big
Big Jumper parlayed. If you want to get weird, Danny
(12:25):
big Dumper. That's a nickname. What a great nickname. That's
what they called you when you were playing craps the
pit boss Littery was like a show. You cannot leave
this tables hot ash shit, like you don't understand my
pants are hot a shit, I gotta run.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
You don't understand I'm pretending I have to take a piss,
but I'm really going to take a ship.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
I did. I was trying to be cool. I had
to take a poop. Danny bad, real bad. That's sad.
It paid off. I don't care, said, uh, Dylan, you
got anything?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Yeah. Also just for reference, goddar ups with Wyndam Clark
and Adam Scott, and he's the favorite of that group today.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Oh he's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Then three M opened Dan Sung JM to win plus
six thousand. One of these goddamn days, it'll hit and
it'll all be worth it. At that point, I might
be down on some j betts.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
I quit betting golf, and I'm doing great, so.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
We're almost done. I'm putting myself through the paces for
a little bit more and then I'm good. And then
Keith Mitchell top ten plus four fifty formula uh Belgium
Londo Norris to win plus one fifty five. I think
he's Belgium. And then NFL Division winner parlay I placed
over the weekend Dan Ravens, Bills, Jaguars, Packers, Eagles, Bucks, Rams, Chiefs,
(13:48):
and that pays out plus fifty six thousand, five hundred
and sixty seven. If you parlay all those bad boys together.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Put one hundred bucks on it.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
I put twenty bucks on it, which still pays out.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Like we're going off. If you hit that ship, I'll.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Go to Macau. If that hits we will go to
Macau the following weekend.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
How about that? Why? Why? Why is that so much
better than any other place? Macaw is weirder, Danny. You
can get into a lot more. You can bet on
a lot more exotic things than Macaw than you can
in the continental US.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
That's like the degenerate gambling hub of like.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
The world, right exactly. You can bet on people, people, yeah,
people doing things. You can bet on that Macaw loves it. Wait,
what do you mean? Oh, I mean the Portuguese created
Macaw Danny and everybody knows what the Portuguese get into.
It's Heroin and Dax cheating. And you can bet on
either one of those, either one of those in Macau,
(14:43):
it's beautiful semi legal state. How are you betting on
Harold Well? For example, you can bet for example, her
usually wins.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Aroin's batting about eight fifty.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
For example, there's twenty men coming through the casine doors.
How many of them have Heroin on them? A B
what's the over runner on the amount of grams they
have on them? And then you can literally pay the
security guards to tackle and frisk these players. And so
oh yeah, Macaw that's it all happen, Danny. Absolutely, Well
what about tax evasion of the entire that's just it.
(15:18):
City State of Macaw was creative for that. Yeah, oh yeah,
any of the portrait. But you don't get in trouble anymore.
You don't do anything. You're born to me.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
No, he never said no white collar crime, though.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
White collar crime is part of my ancestral heritage. I'm
a wasp. This is what we do. Didn't know that? Okay?
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Yes it has most wasps. Do you have a thirty
eight special tattoos on their head?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Danbury, Connecticut is a fabulous town. And playing tennis at
a direction facility there is not the worst idea I've
ever had.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
At best, you're like a security guard for the Dan
Barry Trashers.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Actually that was a mopped up you remember that? Yeah, yeah,
it was mob. He went to prison at Gambery is
not exactly prison. I mean that that documentaries pretty that's
a that's.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
An all time that was that a net like one
of the original untold ones?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Maybe? Yeah, Marvin Marvin shaking his head.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Anything else that? Uh, what did you guys? So Derrick
Henry doesn't have to rush for two thousand yards. Now
Sandler is going to put him in the movie. Will
this hurt his motivation that first? Yeah, I'm taking a
couple of games off. I'm Derrick Henry.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Put yourself and those shoes.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Hanging out the over unders like twelve hundred, I think, no, big,
Yeah it.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Might Yeah it was. It is some that somewhere between
there and like fourteen hundred.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
The line move after the news from saying I don't
know that. I mean this is a powerful are read
of the line. Is what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
It's worth I mean it's probably worth a sprinkle on
the over He's still gonna.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
I say under. I say under, I say take the under.
He knows he's in a movie already. Oh, he wants
to look pretty for the camera under Yeah, yeah all day.
Don't want to be limping exactly anything broken face for
radio already, you've got a really RULLU. Yeah. According to Ray,
(17:29):
the over under is thirteen and seventy five under under
hit me very under win unit right now, bang biscuit.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Yeah, I mean if he rushes for thirteen fifty, that's
a good, great year. That's a great year.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
And you get in a movie, that's maybe the best
year of his life. Yeah, and maybe they win a
playoff game. Sure, fine, but he's in a sailor movie
and he rushed for thirteen fifty.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
And it's the Ravens, So running game is.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Tough suspect with Lamar. Yeah, how about the cow Boys, Danny,
We talked about the Cowboys and the debacle that we.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Need to I'm just so.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Jerry Jones finally has his chickens come home to roost.
He's got a player as obsessed with the media as
he is, and he is coming back to bite him
in the ass. And the stories that I've heard, you know,
with my inside sources, Danny, of course, is that there
was a deal to be had with Micah one hundred
percent of deal, and then Micah got his agent involved,
and that's what's set off the Jones family trust, which,
(18:26):
to be fair, is insane because the Jones family is
clearly trying to take advantage of a player without representation.
They have been doing this for decades. It is absurd
that we keep letting this charade continue. He's a cheap owner,
he is a bad owner, and he should be punished
for his sense. And if it was a shade administration.
He might be on the first bus to urkott In.
You know, l Salvador's top of the list, these top
(18:50):
of the list, him, him, Oprah, Alex Jones, see you later, man,
I gotta go.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
That's a pretty equitable split you did. Actually, I'm impressed.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
It boggles my mind how bad they are at the media.
Jerry Jones thinks he owns the media. The dude's clearly
lost a couple of mph. Office fastball Michael Michael Parsons
is running game on him. It is the Micah and
Trevon Diggs presser.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
It's basically business as usual.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Just bad news. Brother, Yeah, not good, not good. Uh
kind of like this podcast good not good, not good great.
Uh So that's it. It's another episode. We've done it.
We somehow stumbled through yet another week. Dan Patrick takes
a gamble for Shan Irving and his podcast of that name.
(19:41):
Is that eponymous? Is that big word? Big word? Yeah?
But it is that that it's the Shaye podcast, Shane,
Yeah happened, never mind. Uh so you got Dylan and
you got Pie Ray, you got Melvin Marvin in the
front row and end up of course bad Larry at
(20:01):
the Jersey Shore. Any parting words Larry before we say good.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Night, No, Ray, it was Wyndham Clark. That's who they
my book. He set me up with. So that one
unit that I want for the tournament is got her
up against Wyndam Clark.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Got it.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
You won't have to you won't have to look it up.
Dan enjoy May and my wife dragging me to the
beach right now and then happy how I got to run?
And okay, by the way, nice canoe.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
I don't know what you're talking about, Larry, have a
go one brother. Bye, We don't. We don't talk about that.
A roommate may hear that. Okay, thanks for joining us.
It's been our pleasure. We'll talk to you next week.
On Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling. You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by
bad Larry Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I
have friends.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick. Hello Dan, you guys hear me? Yes, Larry,
I should do him.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Guys, Hey Larry, we're great. Yeah, everything's great. We're all here.
Dylan's here, you got pe Ray, Marvin's here, you got
Shay here, and we have you. It's Dan Patrick takes
a gambler. Yeah. Uh, we just saw that Haul Cogan
passed away the age of seventy one. Yeah, got win me.
(01:00):
I don't know if they really. I don't know who
got him? Is the question? Who really got the Hulk?
Because there's no way he's dying in natural causes. They
said cardiac arrest. I don't believe that. In one bit
his heart was like a python strong. Well didn't didn't
somebody report his death or near death? A couple of weeks.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Ago exactly, like he wasn't doing so hot.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
No, it's like a deep state messed up their calendar.
Oh the deep stop with the deep state. Stop. Okay, yes, Marvin.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
But to be a pro wrestler, to live untill seventy one,
that's like one hundred and eighteen in regular people years,
that's true.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
It's like a bodybuilder. Bodybuilders they use you don't make
it to fifty.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yeah, they're like greyhounds. The juice catches up with them
after a while.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Is that what it is? Yeah? Are those actually bad
for you? Like do we have to worry about that now?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Steroids? Yeah, you're not taking steroids, and if you are,
they ain't working.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I'm wow, wow, No I'm not, but I always thought
they were good. I don't understand. It doesn't make any
sense that Hulk's dead this young.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
You don't remember those ads back in the day where
they had like Michaelangelo's David and it would like start
crumbling and they're like, don't take steroids.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
It was actually like, no, they didn't broadcast those in Texas.
That was definitely not They're like, please take steroids. Yeah,
they're like are you fifteen? Buckle up? You want to
win district BOYO, here's a needle. Wow? Uh, Larry, do
you have any Hulkgan thoughts here before we move on?
(02:29):
I don't know. You don't sound as broken up as
the rest of the guys.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
No, I was never a wrestling fan. What was your name?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Like?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Has some weird name Terry something?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Rry bully O?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Yeah, some weird name. Didn't he make some big lawsuit?
Did he make a Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
All right, we're going to desecrate the dead right now?
Is that what we're going to do on this show?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
He won the lawsuit?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I thought, Yeah, we don't need to bring up what
it was about or any of that. We don't really
need to do this, Danny, I think the next subject. Okay,
so we should move on from a Hulk Coogan. I
think we should honor the dead and say, you know,
maybe a little prayer and then move on. That's all.
If we could all just hold hands real quick, all right, well,
why don't you lead us in prayer? Lord, please forgive
(03:13):
us our sins, especially everyone but me. We pray for
the deliverance of Terry Bowleo aka Hulk Hogan, the man,
the myth, the legend with the twenty one inch pythons
who could deliver us from evil. We appreciate everything he
did for us. I'm in, I'm in, brother, but he
(03:34):
said brother with a hard arm.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
All right, all right, all right, this is almost as
bad as when Paul Deane got fired. Yup, We done.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I just found out about this shit. Literally, I found
out about this when I walked in and Marvin broke
it to me and told me that Hulk Hogan was
dead and I didn't believe him, and I got on
Twitter immediately and I checked in with black Twitter, and
you know what, he was right. And it's sad and
I'm fucked up by it, and nobody cares. Nobody's checking
in with me emotionally or well, you know what, I'm
going to drive through because hul Hogan taught me more
than anything. Did you just keep going? Brother? Why does
(04:07):
it always come back to you? Seriously? Why does it
always come back to you? I literally just found out
about that heartbreaking news. I think it's I know, but
I know, but now I have to be aware of
your feelings and your mental state because of Hulk Hogan. Yeah,
I'm on the precipice. Danny, Heaven forbid and if.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
You were to make a Hulk Hogan fan in a lab,
he would look something like Shay.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Of course he would let me recap here. Bat Larry
is six and a half units. You won one unit
last week, Shay won two. He's at six and a
half units. Dylan lost six sies at minus seventeen. Okay,
you got to get your shit together come football season.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Okay, golf's done, Dan, except for the Raiders Cup.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Really time magazine left Dan Patrick takes a gamble podcast
off of their top one hundred podcast of all time list.
So this is the reason why you, Dylan, you're holding
this back.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
That's my fault.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Yes, the goal is to be good at gambling.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Dan, I'm not really a goal oriented guy.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Missionablished then I did.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I actually saw Friends of the show Pardon my take,
was left off that list, which that's actually surprising. They've
been around for a bit.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah, okay, let's see anything else that needs to be
brought up. You guys went to Vegas. You collected your
your earnings that Sammy p set you up with the
Saquon Barkley Offensive Player of the Year and two thousand dollars.
How much did you come back from Vegas.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
With Shay was the big winner.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
This is all hypothetical, Danny in case, of course. But
I came back including the Sami pee ticket. I came
back about forty four forty five hundred. I lost two
grand the last forty five minutes we were there. No bullshit,
I lost two grand. But I will I will testify
to this. The pit bosses at the Craps Tables Fountain
(06:21):
Blue are the best on the planet. It was what
a nana's what they did for us. It was for me.
They don't roll dice for me, it was bananas. They
were really really good to me. Okay, I took him Blue. Yeah,
took care of you guys. Oh my god, Danny.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
There. I left my role to take a piss in
the middle of the roll, and they left me on
working and I asked them to parlay all my bets
and they did it. They just no other casino. I've
never heard of that before in my life. I was like,
I gotta take a piss. I gotta take a piss.
Piss turned into a poop. I was gone longer and
I wanted to be called it doesn't matter. I came
back to a stack of chips because Fountain Blue kept
(06:59):
me working. Harlayed everything, Banana Danny. That doesn't happen anywhere
else nowhere, just good people. Oh so Dylan and Shay
and uh and Pa Ray and I saw the video.
You guys went through the Hall of Excellence.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Yeah, they've got some wild stuff there.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yeah, he saw Ben Hogan's driver was there the actual
golf club, Olie's robe fust last fight that was crazy
nineteen eighty one. I didn't realize his last fight was
in nineteen eighty one. That blew my mind. Yeah. Yeah,
I think he checked in for Parkinson's in eighty three. Damn.
I think it was like August of eighty three. He
(07:39):
had Parkinson for a long time that he was in
he was fighting with Parkinson's. I mean he had to be.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
At least like the early stages.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Probably early stage. What a machine.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
And they had Hank Aaron's helmet from when he died
and broke Bay Bruce record. I thought that, I was like,
how'd you get this?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Anything else that needs to be mentioned here? That successful
trip got your cash came back and uh no arrest,
no nothing, nothing nothing. Yeah, it's like you were It
was like a business trip for you. It was a
work trip, sure, Danny. Yeah, I was working. I wasn't
you know, getting weird downtown.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
We had we had a schedule and everything, and we
actually stuck to the schedule.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I missed nothing. Well, there was that one thing I
missed because the dice was hot, but that's not important.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
You were working. I couldn't leave the table. You were
just like ten minutes later. That's yeah, that's a win
for us and for America.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Did you did you meet people? Did you you got
new friends?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Now?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Big time. I'm never going I'm never saying anywhere else
but the Fountain Blue when I go to Vegas. I can't.
I can't. Well, they might have something to say about that, true,
it mighty. I'm just saying that's fair.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I'll be like, we promise he will start losing soon,
don't worry.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Uh so bad, Larry, Uh anything I need to mention here?
Speaker 3 (09:06):
No, it was two weeks ago. I don't even remember
what we bet on, Dan. Yeah, look today, there's like
five baseball games I bet on.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Well, we'll get to that in a second. Yeah, I
don't have anything to I won one. I won one unit.
I don't even remember what it was.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Let's see, I think you won a couple, but then
you lost a couple. It does mattera Chay had h
Taylor Fritz to beat Alcarez. That was two units. You
won all your baseball. Yeah, I'm just an American, Danny.
I'm sorry. I'm not gonna anymore. You are up. Freedom
(09:44):
love in America. Thank you, Dylan. Congratulations you lost, you
lost everything.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I got skunked in the reverse parlay.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Yeah you you had. Charles Barkley finished top sixty five.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Really had us in the first half with that one.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I know he had that eagle that was in the fairway.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Do you see the English on that thing? It was
you hit it in ten yards past the hole and
it rolled all the way back, zipped.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
I know it zipped right back. Let's see, how about
bets this week? Bad Larry, you got anything for us?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
I bet two baseball games, the Cleveland Guardians and the
Houston Astros, just one year each on those two games.
And then I got Chris got her up. Could be
top ten and whatever golf form is going on this week.
He's in New.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Jersey, Jersey guy.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Okay, CBA High School and Rutgers. Yeah, that's the only
reason I'm betting them, so America, you don't have to
bet that one. And then again, I not for the
I just bet him in his daily I mean it's
the matchup that I forget. Who was even a Camps? Now?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Okay, great?
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Can I take one unit on him and his whatever
his matchup, whoever they're giving him.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
You got to tell me who you're betting on.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Betting on Chris got her up?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Got her Up?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
What a name?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
By the way, could we get into that for a second.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
He's actually been playing lights out got her up?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Yeah, he won the Scottish Open and then he was
but top five at the Open.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Yeah, pretty good two weeks for him.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
You make it seem like, oh, I'm just taking him
because he's from Jersey. He's playing well, and he's from Jersey.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
I didn't know. I didn't know who he was two
weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Wow, Jersey, we would nobody knew who he was.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
He's the favorite, Larry, He's at the face, he's the
favorite for this tournament.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
I did not know that. I got him at minus
one twenty five against whoever they had me matched up.
In my book, I can look up who it is
if you want me.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
To, but just text me.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
You text. It already started, so I can't look it
up now. Just text me after the show who you had,
even though it's not on the show.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
No, no, they don't two o'clock. You can do go
look at PJ Torment matchups dot com.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Thanks all right, I'll luck it up. Uh shay, you
got anything for me? Yeah, Danny? Just America Baseball, the
Padres plus one twenty three, the Astros laying one twenty
five against the Communists, and they got the Mariners plus
one fifteen against the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. Big
Big Jumper parlayed. If you want to get weird, Danny
(12:25):
big Dumper. That's a nickname. What a great nickname. That's
what they called you when you were playing craps the
pit boss Littery was like a show. You cannot leave
this tables hot ash shit, like you don't understand my
pants are hot a shit, I gotta run.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
You don't understand I'm pretending I have to take a piss,
but I'm really going to take a ship.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
I did. I was trying to be cool. I had
to take a poop. Danny bad, real bad. That's sad.
It paid off. I don't care, said, uh, Dylan, you
got anything?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Yeah. Also just for reference, goddar ups with Wyndam Clark
and Adam Scott, and he's the favorite of that group today.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Oh he's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Then three M opened Dan Sung JM to win plus
six thousand. One of these goddamn days, it'll hit and
it'll all be worth it. At that point, I might
be down on some j betts.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
I quit betting golf, and I'm doing great, so.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
We're almost done. I'm putting myself through the paces for
a little bit more and then I'm good. And then
Keith Mitchell top ten plus four fifty formula uh Belgium
Londo Norris to win plus one fifty five. I think
he's Belgium. And then NFL Division winner parlay I placed
over the weekend Dan Ravens, Bills, Jaguars, Packers, Eagles, Bucks, Rams, Chiefs,
(13:48):
and that pays out plus fifty six thousand, five hundred
and sixty seven. If you parlay all those bad boys together.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Put one hundred bucks on it.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
I put twenty bucks on it, which still pays out.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Like we're going off. If you hit that ship, I'll.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Go to Macau. If that hits we will go to
Macau the following weekend.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
How about that? Why? Why? Why is that so much
better than any other place? Macaw is weirder, Danny. You
can get into a lot more. You can bet on
a lot more exotic things than Macaw than you can
in the continental US.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
That's like the degenerate gambling hub of like.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
The world, right exactly. You can bet on people, people, yeah,
people doing things. You can bet on that Macaw loves it. Wait,
what do you mean? Oh, I mean the Portuguese created
Macaw Danny and everybody knows what the Portuguese get into.
It's Heroin and Dax cheating. And you can bet on
either one of those, either one of those in Macau,
(14:43):
it's beautiful semi legal state. How are you betting on
Harold Well? For example, you can bet for example, her
usually wins.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Aroin's batting about eight fifty.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
For example, there's twenty men coming through the casine doors.
How many of them have Heroin on them? A B
what's the over runner on the amount of grams they
have on them? And then you can literally pay the
security guards to tackle and frisk these players. And so
oh yeah, Macaw that's it all happen, Danny. Absolutely, Well
what about tax evasion of the entire that's just it.
(15:18):
City State of Macaw was creative for that. Yeah, oh yeah,
any of the portrait. But you don't get in trouble anymore.
You don't do anything. You're born to me.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
No, he never said no white collar crime, though.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
White collar crime is part of my ancestral heritage. I'm
a wasp. This is what we do. Didn't know that? Okay?
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Yes it has most wasps. Do you have a thirty
eight special tattoos on their head?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Danbury, Connecticut is a fabulous town. And playing tennis at
a direction facility there is not the worst idea I've
ever had.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
At best, you're like a security guard for the Dan
Barry Trashers.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Actually that was a mopped up you remember that? Yeah, yeah,
it was mob. He went to prison at Gambery is
not exactly prison. I mean that that documentaries pretty that's
a that's.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
An all time that was that a net like one
of the original untold ones?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Maybe? Yeah, Marvin Marvin shaking his head.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Anything else that? Uh, what did you guys? So Derrick
Henry doesn't have to rush for two thousand yards. Now
Sandler is going to put him in the movie. Will
this hurt his motivation that first? Yeah, I'm taking a
couple of games off. I'm Derrick Henry.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Put yourself and those shoes.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Hanging out the over unders like twelve hundred, I think, no, big,
Yeah it.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Might Yeah it was. It is some that somewhere between
there and like fourteen hundred.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
The line move after the news from saying I don't
know that. I mean this is a powerful are read
of the line. Is what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
It's worth I mean it's probably worth a sprinkle on
the over He's still gonna.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
I say under. I say under, I say take the under.
He knows he's in a movie already. Oh, he wants
to look pretty for the camera under Yeah, yeah all day.
Don't want to be limping exactly anything broken face for
radio already, you've got a really RULLU. Yeah. According to Ray,
(17:29):
the over under is thirteen and seventy five under under
hit me very under win unit right now, bang biscuit.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Yeah, I mean if he rushes for thirteen fifty, that's
a good, great year. That's a great year.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
And you get in a movie, that's maybe the best
year of his life. Yeah, and maybe they win a
playoff game. Sure, fine, but he's in a sailor movie
and he rushed for thirteen fifty.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
And it's the Ravens, So running game is.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Tough suspect with Lamar. Yeah, how about the cow Boys, Danny,
We talked about the Cowboys and the debacle that we.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Need to I'm just so.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Jerry Jones finally has his chickens come home to roost.
He's got a player as obsessed with the media as
he is, and he is coming back to bite him
in the ass. And the stories that I've heard, you know,
with my inside sources, Danny, of course, is that there
was a deal to be had with Micah one hundred
percent of deal, and then Micah got his agent involved,
and that's what's set off the Jones family trust, which,
(18:26):
to be fair, is insane because the Jones family is
clearly trying to take advantage of a player without representation.
They have been doing this for decades. It is absurd
that we keep letting this charade continue. He's a cheap owner,
he is a bad owner, and he should be punished
for his sense. And if it was a shade administration.
He might be on the first bus to urkott In.
You know, l Salvador's top of the list, these top
(18:50):
of the list, him, him, Oprah, Alex Jones, see you later, man,
I gotta go.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
That's a pretty equitable split you did. Actually, I'm impressed.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
It boggles my mind how bad they are at the media.
Jerry Jones thinks he owns the media. The dude's clearly
lost a couple of mph. Office fastball Michael Michael Parsons
is running game on him. It is the Micah and
Trevon Diggs presser.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
It's basically business as usual.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Just bad news. Brother, Yeah, not good, not good. Uh
kind of like this podcast good not good, not good great.
Uh So that's it. It's another episode. We've done it.
We somehow stumbled through yet another week. Dan Patrick takes
a gamble for Shan Irving and his podcast of that name.
(19:41):
Is that eponymous? Is that big word? Big word? Yeah?
But it is that that it's the Shaye podcast, Shane,
Yeah happened, never mind. Uh so you got Dylan and
you got Pie Ray, you got Melvin Marvin in the
front row and end up of course bad Larry at
(20:01):
the Jersey Shore. Any parting words Larry before we say good.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Night, No, Ray, it was Wyndham Clark. That's who they
my book. He set me up with. So that one
unit that I want for the tournament is got her
up against Wyndam Clark.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Got it.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
You won't have to you won't have to look it up.
Dan enjoy May and my wife dragging me to the
beach right now and then happy how I got to run?
And okay, by the way, nice canoe.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
I don't know what you're talking about, Larry, have a
go one brother. Bye, We don't. We don't talk about that.
A roommate may hear that. Okay, thanks for joining us.
It's been our pleasure. We'll talk to you next week.
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