August 21, 2025 • 27 mins
On today's episode we interrupt Bad Larry while he's playing some sort of game, Dan talks to Shea in Irving about the Cowboys documentary on Netflix, DP asks the guys if they're going to take this football season seriously after their awful offseason. The guys educate DP on the term "code switching". Enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
One of my bookies died at the kitchen Table, a
podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
One bet, another bet, another.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Bet without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And now joined by Bad Larry, Shay and Irving and
Dylan the graphics guy.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I have friends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Bad Larry there.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
I'm here, guys. Yeah, I'm listening Damn gone golf and
I like hearing that. I mean, of course I'm in
the middle of a botchy game. But we're good work.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
You mean, let me recap here. Bad Larry is at
five and a half units. He lost two units last week,
Shay lost a unit. Now you're plus three and a half.
Dylan's minus twenty seven. Okay, can we start to really
take this serious and actually be good or we just
are we going to promote our ourselves? Is really bad gamblers.
(01:03):
I don't like to pigeono on myself, Dan, but you've
done a good job of it.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I I it's football season, Dan, Everything things are anew.
I'm ready, I am ready up.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
I think on the show what Larry and I are
lifetime up? I think I am too now not with
the minus twenty seven here, minus thirty four there, No fuck.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
I hit twenty seven great horse, great picking at del Mar,
by the way.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Can we talk about that real quick? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:32):
You and I ten. I woke up to I walked
up to ten dollars across the board on it paid
like eighteen eighty to win.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Yeah, I Danny, I texted the group. The group chat,
my largest bet of the year on the pony is
going to be on the number two horse in the
fifth race at Delmar, and it was eight to one.
Irish horse came off eight to one, largest bet of
the year. And I gave him what two hour heads up,
our heads up, something like that, And Larry's the only
(02:01):
one to followed me.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
The two horses in the fourth right, so fourth, you
were fourth. You're right right, it's not the fifth.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
No beautiful way.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
And I forgot about bet it because we had the
five on five tornament, you know, or out drinking all
after you and I woke up the next morning to
ten dollars across the board on I didn't even know.
I didn't watch the race didn't know anything about it.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
It was an incredible race. The horse came from very
last to first on the last stretch. It was an
incredible race. I hammered it, Nanny eight to one, bingo, beanngo,
and nobody followed me.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
But layer, to be fair, usually not following your horse, that's.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
That's a lie. Everybody knows, that's a lie. I give
out winners.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
All you got to do is hit one out of
six and we're winners, said, I follow them all, No
big deal. All right, what else we got? We got baseball?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I didn't look meat.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, I'm one this motherfucker.
Do you want to host it? And I'll leave?
Speaker 6 (02:51):
No?
Speaker 4 (02:51):
No, no, no, no. I just want to get dann.
I just want to get my picks. You know that.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Okay, you have a hard enough time just contributing to this,
let alone to host this thing. So football is back.
We we we clear the slate. It's a clean slate
for everybody.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Yay, all right, that's fine. Hang on, I gotta roll
this ball.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Shay, you're you're good with We have a clean slate. Yeah.
Remember if you do three and a half units, did
you had three and a half years. That's a fucking
big win for daddy. Just so we're clear. Hey, how
about them Cowboys that documentary on Netflix?
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Danny, Come on what Danny? First off, it was a
commercial for Jerry Jones and the Cowboys. Second off, the
idea that this Skylark Media company just like somehow got
Jerry Jones to agree to this in depth interview with
Jimmy Johnson and Barry Switzer and George w The nfl
(03:52):
owns a Skylark Media period. They bought a fucking chunk
of them three years ago, and we're supposed to pretend
like this is some organic, natural, journalistic, incredible fucking product
that they put out when it's all just collusion.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
It's a fucking commercial for the Cowboys.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
And if you don't think Jerry Jones and Roger Goodell,
the son of a politician, had final fucking added on this, motherfucker,
you are a goddamn mark. Excuse my lord and vain mama,
But that's ridiculous, Danny. It was a freaking commercial and
I'm it just and even it being a commercial, Jerry
still couldn't help himself by saying, you know, he cares
(04:29):
about money and prestige more than rings. That's a fact
that he said it over and over again. Did the
ego rocks the mind when you don't have anything to
send it to you?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
And I can guarantee you Jerry ain't been to church
in decades.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
That's the problem.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
That's that part of the problem. That's what the ego
runs wild. You're of the world.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
If he didn't have those three Super Bowl rings, I
wonder how he would feel and how he would approach
these last thirty years. So here's what brought in, like
legitimate head coaches.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Right fair, But remember when when the and they said
it in the documentary the Commercial Cowboys lost to the
Niners in the NFC Championship game, right, Jerry cried?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
He said, oh cried? What do you do? After that?
He went out and got Deon Sanders. How to get Dion?
Speaker 5 (05:18):
He went to the agent who he knew. He went
to the agent. Now you talk about agents with Jerry Jones,
I don't ever.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Talk to agents. I talked to the principal EI.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
Michael Parsons has an agent that you ain't fucking call
him back, dude. But in the nineties, when you're winning rings,
you were calling agents specifically and getting it done. The
ego has rotted his freaking brain.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Danny, I'm surprised that you're surprised that this wasn't a
feel good documentary on the cowboys. To get everybody to participate,
you probably had to give them written assurance that it
would be a nice fluffy You.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Got to donate to the George w Iraqi Freedom Foundation.
You got to donate to Jerry Jones and his old drigs.
You got to All this money's pouring out. But the
nfl owns like half a skylark, Danny, like this is
not you know. The son of a bitch in the
New York Times said.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
You know, I approached Jerry Jones just hoping that he
would agree.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
Motherfucker. You're a business partner with Jerry Jones. Approached you
cold approached him at a freaking bar and just hope
to pray that maybe Jerry Jones would agree to your documentary,
hard hitting, Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
This is all collusion. Anything to recap from the past
week or two weeks, anything anybody wants to bring up.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
Yes, Marvin so Shaye, this might be something for you.
This is something for you. A caller called in and said,
we should have DP and you watch Opening night Cowboys
Eagles here in the man Cave? Would you be in
on that.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
If I was drinking? Yes, But being sober, I can't
do it.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
I'm actually shay surprise for you. What I'm going to
the game?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Fuck you?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
How I have my ways.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
I texted Dan over break and I was like, Dan,
ca go b are correspondent at the Cowboys Eagles season
over Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Yeah, wow, Well.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
He's sending his best guy down there.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Would you would you start drinking for that night the
Cowboys and the Eagles at the game? No? Here, Oh
I might. I'm a man.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
That's the fear, though, isn't that I start drinking. The
fear is the Cowboys lose badly and it's the fourth quarter,
and legitimate fear Daddy disappears.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Go on, Well, then you can do that. But okay,
how likely?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Say, if you were at the game, what are the I.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Don't want you drinking. No, I don't want you drinking again.
I won't drink again, Danny, don't worry. But then it
might not be good content. If you're not drinking, Danny,
smoking crack is definitely better than you're not. I won't
drink and become a big creator. Fuck it up, you're
not smoking. But yeah, that was brought up by a
(08:05):
listen I would do it, I heard I would do it, Danny,
you want to get weird. I would just have tequila
and a cigar. I'd have a cigar too, Okay.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
And then you said you would you would do this
at a neutral site, right?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Not?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
No? No with the man cavedn't want to No, we're
not going to my house. I can put cameras in there.
That's my that's my lair, that's my my labyrinth, your
safe place. Yes, it's my labyrinth, Dan's labyrinth. Hey, instead
(08:40):
of pan, get a pan labyrinth? Uh so, p a
ray put this on our DP takes a gamble sheet.
What's the worst thing to be called by a stranger? Bud, Pal, Chief,
big guy, squirt, champ guy boss, squirts on there? What
is this from? Right?
Speaker 7 (09:03):
This has been like all over social media recently, I.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Guess in the twelve and under TikTok range.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Bleacher Report tweeted it out. Everyone sweeted what squirt called squirt?
Uh hey, Bud, I I do Hey, Bud.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Yeah, Bud and Buddy are different.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Brother, I say, brother a brother.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
But if it's a stranger and strangers like hey, pal, we.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Go hego, how are you doing? Brother? Boss like that? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Bosses friendly.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Yeah, but I'm going multi ethnic, so it's a brother
you know what I mean? Is that? What that one? Yeah?
Very malaya because because Hull Cogan was multi all right,
all right, I would that's a really me. I'd say, hey, hey, Bud,
(09:56):
or what's up Holmes?
Speaker 5 (09:59):
Oh yeahs in squirt only in February though, the entire month,
what's up homes?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
All right?
Speaker 6 (10:10):
Don't do that in oh, don't do it like, oh,
you're trying to patronize me.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
All right.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
You never crip walked up to someone and said, hey, homes,
you ain't lived yet.
Speaker 6 (10:20):
Brother, come to my cookout? Start talking like that?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Who I got an invite?
Speaker 6 (10:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Yeah, you had us at Bud. You didn't have us
at homes, Buddy.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I still haven't been invited to the cooking.
Speaker 6 (10:33):
Oh Shay's been there, I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Oh yeh. I've been to a few. Yeah no, but
but Marvin, your cookout like your family, not just anyone. Yeah.
I don't want to go to random one alright.
Speaker 6 (10:47):
So hey, it's funny. I'm officially inviting you Labor Day weekend.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Oh shit, that's a big one.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
Danny's busy, busy, Labor Day weekend Monday, Well, Monday at
my grandmother's house that you've met.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
My will there be alcohol.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
You can bring alcohol. You can bring alcohol my family total.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Well, you don't want them to feel weird being the
only one drinking market.
Speaker 6 (11:10):
Oh no, no, no, no, no no. See, here's the thing about
my family. There's two sides. There's the side that they're
Christian or hardcore Christian, and there's the other side, the
Irish side, and the Hennessy will be flowing.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Some nice game's going, you know what.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
We're more dominoes.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Bring a little hypnotic makes some incredible.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
Oh that's over the line, dude, If you bring hypnotics,
that's going to go.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
What is this?
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Who are you? Buddy?
Speaker 5 (11:41):
What's the home neighborhood home?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Slice?
Speaker 6 (11:48):
Dropping the g's off your words?
Speaker 5 (11:52):
It's called code switching. Uh maybe you haven't heard of it,
but some of us have to do it to survive.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Okay, that's you on Twitter, that's on the twitter called
Twitter to what You gotta stay safe out there? You
never know what does that mean?
Speaker 5 (12:12):
I'm code switching, Danny. It's a big deal, a big
part of my life. You know, you gotta be you
gotta be safe.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
What's code switching? Code switching? Marvin, if you want to
take this one, I gotta think you might be able
to feel.
Speaker 6 (12:24):
And you know what, yees? So code switching is what
this is what black people do. It's what we call
being bilingual when you can speak job interview like, oh, hello,
so when I used to.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Ask you got this job? So unfortunately I.
Speaker 6 (12:40):
Never spoke the King's English, so I was out Hello,
I'm Marvin. Yes, so it was very much Hello, Dan Patrick,
show how many I help you? And then somebody else
calls me.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Eah, Virginia something he knows how to switch?
Speaker 6 (12:56):
No, no, no, no, no, no no, because his My favorite
thing about him is he doesn't put on some type
of black scent. He doesn't try to be anything other
than who he is. He's got friends named Malik and
Jamal for sure, Oh yeah, for sure. And that's the
thing that's my favorite thing about the South is, hey,
when they love you, they love you, and you're all good.
(13:20):
And when they don't, they don't, you're dead dead, right.
So me and James of Virginia.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Shout out, all right, bets this week, bad Larry.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Okay, Dan, all all these are going to count. We're
starting at zero. But this is baseball. I don't have
any football yet.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Well let me and let me ask Ray. So so Ray,
we're we're wiping the slate clean. But we still have
baseball and golf in here and other things not just football.
Speaker 7 (13:51):
Yeah, we'll have two separate units, one football unit, and
then everything else is combined. Some baseball, golf that was
no separate unit.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
That's that's perfect. So these are just going on my
plus five and a half units thing. I do have
one football game. I forgot where it was, Yeah, I
got it, Okay, one unit. H I got the Brewers
the Dodgers minus one and a half runs the Mets,
the Padres, and over eight and a half for the Yankees.
(14:21):
And then in today's golf, I don't know. I think
I think it were team off at one o'clock and
we're good. I got Rory plus one seventy five against
Scottie Scheffler. Just in today's matchup, Bahia minus won twenty
against God.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
He didn't even try the first name, Larry.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
It's like ash I don't have it written down here.
It's like ash slide batilla, something like that.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Yeah, we'll give you that, Okay, Btia minus one twenty
versus New Jersey's Chris Gutta. Yeah, okay, Larry, all right,
did you have a football game?
Speaker 4 (14:55):
I had the one I went under in the Wisconsin game.
I looked at the slate this weekend and nothing jumped
off the page. So under thirty nine and a half
in the Wisconsin.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Game, getting it early.
Speaker 7 (15:07):
I think that's next week.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Yeah, oh that was playing this weekend.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Man, Okay, I'm about football. I just got those top Thanks.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
Thanks all right, h Shay, you could keep it later, ok,
Shay in the house, Patilla, Danny, I got some football
because America is back, all the way back, and I
were in pink to honor this podcast, most progressive podcast
in sports media history. Western Kentucky plus ten and a
half against Sam Houston, the former president and governor. And
(15:39):
then I got the Cyclones plus three against Kansas State.
More importantly, Danny Nicols State University incarnate word under fifty
one and a half. Bang biscuit fucking ship the gold Danny,
why are you whispering? Because that's a real one. People
should listen to that. Slow down, take it off a
(16:01):
one and a half speed. Slow it the fuck down.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Listen.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
Nickel State uiw under fifty one and a half mortgage bet, Dan,
he got baseball because America's never ever gone Rangers plus
one hundred.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Did you know that Iowa State had two receivers drafted place. Yeah,
second round pick and a third round pick. Listen.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
If it was Iowa laying three, I wouldn't take the bet.
I think it's an even game. Give me three, I'll
take it. We'll give it all right.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Fair enough, Okay, give me your baseball.
Speaker 5 (16:30):
Uh yeah, Baseball Rangers plus one hundred. They need it,
the Balmer Orioles laying one fifteen. And then I got
the super duper Libs versus the Republicans over seven and
a half.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Hold on here yep, the largest San Francisco against San Diego.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
Yep, yep, the People's Republic of San Francisco versus the
largest Republican run city in the country.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Yes, Dylan, what do you have for me?
Speaker 3 (16:58):
All right? Dan? Like my palche over here, I've got
Iowa State plus three outlongst k State, Fresno State money line, Dan,
against Kansas plus fifty, my first big dog of the year,
Kurt Warner's son under center. Yeah, and then I just
you have to have Ai minus two and a half
(17:20):
against Stanford. We get a nice little late game this weekend. Yeah,
lose all your bets. Fucking double down es, baby, let's go.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Uh. Frank Frank Reich is Stanford's head coach, Andrew Frank
the first rank.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Oh yeah, the first history.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Andrew Luck brought in Frank Reich. Anything else there doing?
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Uh yeah, Dan, Uh, Golf, we are almost done with
this fucking Travesty Tour Championship going Chalky, I'm taking Scotty
to win plus one fifty. That bet sucks, but it
just makes sense. Yeah, I mean he's unstoppable. And then
I'm gonna thrown a little sprinkle on Russell Henley to
(18:10):
win plus two thousand Ryder Cup. Okay, and I've had
a little NFL future Dan off of our conversation on
the show earlier Anthony Richardson to win Comeback Player of
the Year plus thirty five hundred. It's poetic, Okay.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
I mean your point stands about the GMS should be
taking the heat over this shit. Then I mean You're
obviously correct about that.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
But yeah, Anthony Richardson is a project. He was a
project at Florida. You brought him in and now all
of a sudden you want him to be I mean,
you hope your quarterback is mature. You hope he didn't
take himself out of a game. You'll hope he learns
better footwork like all those things. But you still were
banking on that person doing all these things to become
(18:57):
a good quarterback. They never mentioned GMS with the bust. No,
Bobby Bethard was the GM when they drafted Andrew Luck
or Ryan Leaf. I should say in h with the
Chargers Hall of Famer Bobby Bethard out.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
And if Anthony Richardson is a second round pick, is
this exact station completely different?
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Yes, of course, but then he would be a project
in the NFL, which is what he should be. He
started Week one, Yes, rookiee. That's embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Anyways, Daniel Jones gonna get yanked. Anthony Richard's going to
come in and ball out and win comeback Player of
the Year at thirty five to one.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
No way, dude, Okay, we'll do the futures next week.
Football futures next week? Is that okay?
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Okay, yeah, I'm going what do you get When are
you get into England?
Speaker 1 (19:54):
I'm not going. Whoa?
Speaker 4 (19:56):
So I have to so I have to entertain your family.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Yes, okay, that's fine. Suddenly that private jet got a
lot more expensive there.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Well, right, it's a problem because I'd have to take
off Friday during football season. Yeah, and then I got
to fly there. I'd have to go Thursday, Thursday night
after the show, get there Friday morning. The wedding is
Friday afternoon, and then I'd have to get on a
plane and leave Saturday. And that just won't that won't work.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
I got you, I got you. We're leaving Sunday and
gone for forever.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Yeah, but you don't have a job. I mean, I'm
entertaining a nation and you're not doing anything. You're playing
botchy ball at rays.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
That says doctor.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
I just raised practice basketball all afternoon.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
I know. That's what I'm saying. Is I can't. If
I didn't have a job, I would have left for
London already.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Okay, I didn't know you weren't coming. That's fine. I
will entertain your family for you. It's not a big deal. Dah,
I will have my I will have my future football
ready for you.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Larry, what are you are you gonna drink a different
beer over there? You're gonna track down some British Budweiser.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
But the first time I went, they didn't have but
I had to drink Smittic. The next time I went
back to head Bud. So I'll be drinking.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
But it tastes different over not the same. It's like
Guinness here.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
All right, go ahead, and Larry, you've got more important
things to do, like botch you ball.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
Thanks Larry, Thank you guys.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
We'll chat lady, okay, yeah we will. We don't chat
with Larry after this podcast.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Speak for yourself, then on the horn with him immediately.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Yeah, I'll bet. I always feel bad for Ray because
you know, same thing every week is bad. Larry lost
his picks. I don't know where they are. I don't
know what the line is. And I looked at the
New York Post and Ray gave me this. And every
week it's the same. And once we start NFL, it's
going to be the same way worse. Oh wait, wait wait,
(22:15):
I lost one and a half units, not two.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Wait till this fucking three week early Wisconsin bet comes
back to Yeah, I actually heard that.
Speaker 7 (22:26):
I asked him if he had any college football bets
for this week, and he said, why would I have
bets this week? I don't want to have money tied
up for a year. And I said, Clarry, there are
five games this week, and he just didn't answer.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Bachiachi, That's what it is. Blame it on the bachi.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
It's like curling for alcoholics. Basically.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Hibachi. Oh, we should go to hibachi.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
Oh team trip, Benny Hannah Hibachi Westport. Oh, yeah, yes,
that's probably the best Hibachi.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
It's the best.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Actually, the food itself is actually probably the best.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
Danny, let's do hubachi team train when when you well,
you ruin your family out of down Danny, hold on
next week. You can do whatever you want next weekend?
Speaker 1 (23:07):
All right, we got a batch you every day. Well,
I can do whatever I want. Oh, here we go.
I mean, I'm not in trouble like you are.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
You're not going to show up from three in the
morning next week.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Tuesday, Bridgeport. I mean I told you we had to
botch you. What's the big deal?
Speaker 5 (23:26):
Uh yeah, Danny, I bout you next week, man, let's
get weird. Okay, what time do you go? I mean
we got to call in. You gotta get reservations.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Its court.
Speaker 5 (23:34):
You can't just show up, even if you are Dan Patrick,
you don't go. Okay, So five thirty, six thirty, what time?
Speaker 1 (23:40):
And dinners? Uh, you're a sixer. Okay, we can do
six Yeah, six, I make a phone call. You're gambling
your podcast?
Speaker 5 (23:51):
Is that still what's happening? It's still a thing. We
are still doing it. Dylan should be on the show
in the next day or so, but not today.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
But wasn't he on the podcast two weeks ago?
Speaker 5 (24:03):
He was, and he's supposed to be back on this week,
was gonna be today, And the roommates shut me down
because she's very busy with things. So she said, go
to hell, you're watching the kids. So maybe tomorrow or
this weekend or something. Yeah, okay, but everything everything's good
to home switch yeah, I mean, yeah, she's doing all right.
The roommate's fine, you know, just getting it in where
(24:26):
we can. Whoa hey, oh she said no to four kids.
School's starting back up, Danny. You know how bad that is.
They got three daughters and a wife that don't work,
and now I gotta get haircuts for all of them,
nails for all of them.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
I got, I got all this shit.
Speaker 5 (24:38):
I gotta do backpacks, fucking They got new lunchboxes, Danny,
that are from like Japan or some shit bento box.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Oh no, no, no, they had been to.
Speaker 5 (24:45):
Boxes last year. This year is a whole different, like
maybe a South Korean. I don't know what what the
fucking trend is. I got love matter where it's from.
Yeah to me, terrorists, Danny, I gotta pay that shit.
And then they got love shack, fancy dresses. I got
fucking corduroy overalls. I got all this ship. And they're
going to like, you know, fifth grade and third grade.
(25:06):
And one of them in preschool was she's demanding the
most ship.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
You know, the baby. She's aggressive. She wants all this ship.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
She watches YouTube and says, Daddy, buy me this, And
I have to say yes.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
I don't have a choice.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
You're a prisoner.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
I think we've done enough here. I think we've given
America what they wanted.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Oh Dan, I saw a nice pike that you caught.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
I saw.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
I saw the pictures.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Northern Pike up. Yeah, nice, A couple of largemouth pass. Yeah,
some big girl a fly No, no, no, we.
Speaker 5 (25:38):
Had lords, but that they you know, those artificial nightcrawlers.
You gott to invite us up there?
Speaker 3 (25:44):
Yeah, Dan, I was gonna say, I feel like you
and I.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Team tripping seam trip.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
All right, Dan, what if we go fishing down here?
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Well, she's got a lake and it's a pond.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
That he saw. It's like throwing dynamite.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
You have a pond. It takes five minutes have a pond.
How long would it take you to swim across your pond?
Speaker 5 (26:08):
Well, if the leeches don't get you, uh, probably two
and a half minutes a minute, it would probably be
less than that.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
I don't know, and I would I would, I mean,
I think i've seen it.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
I would really hope it doesn't take you two and
a half minutes to swim across if that happened.
Speaker 5 (26:24):
Dying, Oh no, I don't know what that it's it's
murky water in there. You gotta fight ship.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
It's not it's not just a straight No, it's not clear.
You could get a bit in the dick. Dude, it'd
be weird. That could happen elsewhere decorative Anyways, how about
we take we take a twenty here and actually let's
just fold up. Yeah, full time out. Thanks for joining
(26:50):
us on. Dan Patrick takes a gamble and uh for
Dylan and for Shay and bad Larry Pierre, Ray Marvin
who has to listen to this, and yours truly, we'll
talk to you next week. Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 5 (27:06):
M h m hm h m hm hm
Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
One of my bookies died at the kitchen Table, a
podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
One bet, another bet, another.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Bet without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And now joined by Bad Larry, Shay and Irving and
Dylan the graphics guy.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I have friends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Bad Larry there.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
I'm here, guys. Yeah, I'm listening Damn gone golf and
I like hearing that. I mean, of course I'm in
the middle of a botchy game. But we're good work.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
You mean, let me recap here. Bad Larry is at
five and a half units. He lost two units last week,
Shay lost a unit. Now you're plus three and a half.
Dylan's minus twenty seven. Okay, can we start to really
take this serious and actually be good or we just
are we going to promote our ourselves? Is really bad gamblers.
(01:03):
I don't like to pigeono on myself, Dan, but you've
done a good job of it.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I I it's football season, Dan, Everything things are anew.
I'm ready, I am ready up.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
I think on the show what Larry and I are
lifetime up? I think I am too now not with
the minus twenty seven here, minus thirty four there, No fuck.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
I hit twenty seven great horse, great picking at del Mar,
by the way.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Can we talk about that real quick? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:32):
You and I ten. I woke up to I walked
up to ten dollars across the board on it paid
like eighteen eighty to win.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Yeah, I Danny, I texted the group. The group chat,
my largest bet of the year on the pony is
going to be on the number two horse in the
fifth race at Delmar, and it was eight to one.
Irish horse came off eight to one, largest bet of
the year. And I gave him what two hour heads up,
our heads up, something like that, And Larry's the only
(02:01):
one to followed me.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
The two horses in the fourth right, so fourth, you
were fourth. You're right right, it's not the fifth.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
No beautiful way.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
And I forgot about bet it because we had the
five on five tornament, you know, or out drinking all
after you and I woke up the next morning to
ten dollars across the board on I didn't even know.
I didn't watch the race didn't know anything about it.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
It was an incredible race. The horse came from very
last to first on the last stretch. It was an
incredible race. I hammered it, Nanny eight to one, bingo, beanngo,
and nobody followed me.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
But layer, to be fair, usually not following your horse, that's.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
That's a lie. Everybody knows, that's a lie. I give
out winners.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
All you got to do is hit one out of
six and we're winners, said, I follow them all, No
big deal. All right, what else we got? We got baseball?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I didn't look meat.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, I'm one this motherfucker.
Do you want to host it? And I'll leave?
Speaker 6 (02:51):
No?
Speaker 4 (02:51):
No, no, no, no. I just want to get dann.
I just want to get my picks. You know that.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Okay, you have a hard enough time just contributing to this,
let alone to host this thing. So football is back.
We we we clear the slate. It's a clean slate
for everybody.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Yay, all right, that's fine. Hang on, I gotta roll
this ball.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Shay, you're you're good with We have a clean slate. Yeah.
Remember if you do three and a half units, did
you had three and a half years. That's a fucking
big win for daddy. Just so we're clear. Hey, how
about them Cowboys that documentary on Netflix?
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Danny, Come on what Danny? First off, it was a
commercial for Jerry Jones and the Cowboys. Second off, the
idea that this Skylark Media company just like somehow got
Jerry Jones to agree to this in depth interview with
Jimmy Johnson and Barry Switzer and George w The nfl
(03:52):
owns a Skylark Media period. They bought a fucking chunk
of them three years ago, and we're supposed to pretend
like this is some organic, natural, journalistic, incredible fucking product
that they put out when it's all just collusion.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
It's a fucking commercial for the Cowboys.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
And if you don't think Jerry Jones and Roger Goodell,
the son of a politician, had final fucking added on this, motherfucker,
you are a goddamn mark. Excuse my lord and vain mama,
But that's ridiculous, Danny. It was a freaking commercial and
I'm it just and even it being a commercial, Jerry
still couldn't help himself by saying, you know, he cares
(04:29):
about money and prestige more than rings. That's a fact
that he said it over and over again. Did the
ego rocks the mind when you don't have anything to
send it to you?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
And I can guarantee you Jerry ain't been to church
in decades.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
That's the problem.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
That's that part of the problem. That's what the ego
runs wild. You're of the world.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
If he didn't have those three Super Bowl rings, I
wonder how he would feel and how he would approach
these last thirty years. So here's what brought in, like
legitimate head coaches.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Right fair, But remember when when the and they said
it in the documentary the Commercial Cowboys lost to the
Niners in the NFC Championship game, right, Jerry cried?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
He said, oh cried? What do you do? After that?
He went out and got Deon Sanders. How to get Dion?
Speaker 5 (05:18):
He went to the agent who he knew. He went
to the agent. Now you talk about agents with Jerry Jones,
I don't ever.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Talk to agents. I talked to the principal EI.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
Michael Parsons has an agent that you ain't fucking call
him back, dude. But in the nineties, when you're winning rings,
you were calling agents specifically and getting it done. The
ego has rotted his freaking brain.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Danny, I'm surprised that you're surprised that this wasn't a
feel good documentary on the cowboys. To get everybody to participate,
you probably had to give them written assurance that it
would be a nice fluffy You.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Got to donate to the George w Iraqi Freedom Foundation.
You got to donate to Jerry Jones and his old drigs.
You got to All this money's pouring out. But the
nfl owns like half a skylark, Danny, like this is
not you know. The son of a bitch in the
New York Times said.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
You know, I approached Jerry Jones just hoping that he
would agree.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
Motherfucker. You're a business partner with Jerry Jones. Approached you
cold approached him at a freaking bar and just hope
to pray that maybe Jerry Jones would agree to your documentary,
hard hitting, Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
This is all collusion. Anything to recap from the past
week or two weeks, anything anybody wants to bring up.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
Yes, Marvin so Shaye, this might be something for you.
This is something for you. A caller called in and said,
we should have DP and you watch Opening night Cowboys
Eagles here in the man Cave? Would you be in
on that.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
If I was drinking? Yes, But being sober, I can't
do it.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
I'm actually shay surprise for you. What I'm going to
the game?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Fuck you?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
How I have my ways.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
I texted Dan over break and I was like, Dan,
ca go b are correspondent at the Cowboys Eagles season
over Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Yeah, wow, Well.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
He's sending his best guy down there.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Would you would you start drinking for that night the
Cowboys and the Eagles at the game? No? Here, Oh
I might. I'm a man.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
That's the fear, though, isn't that I start drinking. The
fear is the Cowboys lose badly and it's the fourth quarter,
and legitimate fear Daddy disappears.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Go on, Well, then you can do that. But okay,
how likely?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Say, if you were at the game, what are the I.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Don't want you drinking. No, I don't want you drinking again.
I won't drink again, Danny, don't worry. But then it
might not be good content. If you're not drinking, Danny,
smoking crack is definitely better than you're not. I won't
drink and become a big creator. Fuck it up, you're
not smoking. But yeah, that was brought up by a
(08:05):
listen I would do it, I heard I would do it, Danny,
you want to get weird. I would just have tequila
and a cigar. I'd have a cigar too, Okay.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
And then you said you would you would do this
at a neutral site, right?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Not?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
No? No with the man cavedn't want to No, we're
not going to my house. I can put cameras in there.
That's my that's my lair, that's my my labyrinth, your
safe place. Yes, it's my labyrinth, Dan's labyrinth. Hey, instead
(08:40):
of pan, get a pan labyrinth? Uh so, p a
ray put this on our DP takes a gamble sheet.
What's the worst thing to be called by a stranger? Bud, Pal, Chief,
big guy, squirt, champ guy boss, squirts on there? What
is this from? Right?
Speaker 7 (09:03):
This has been like all over social media recently, I.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Guess in the twelve and under TikTok range.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Bleacher Report tweeted it out. Everyone sweeted what squirt called squirt?
Uh hey, Bud, I I do Hey, Bud.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Yeah, Bud and Buddy are different.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Brother, I say, brother a brother.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
But if it's a stranger and strangers like hey, pal, we.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Go hego, how are you doing? Brother? Boss like that? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Bosses friendly.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Yeah, but I'm going multi ethnic, so it's a brother
you know what I mean? Is that? What that one? Yeah?
Very malaya because because Hull Cogan was multi all right,
all right, I would that's a really me. I'd say, hey, hey, Bud,
(09:56):
or what's up Holmes?
Speaker 5 (09:59):
Oh yeahs in squirt only in February though, the entire month,
what's up homes?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
All right?
Speaker 6 (10:10):
Don't do that in oh, don't do it like, oh,
you're trying to patronize me.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
All right.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
You never crip walked up to someone and said, hey, homes,
you ain't lived yet.
Speaker 6 (10:20):
Brother, come to my cookout? Start talking like that?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Who I got an invite?
Speaker 6 (10:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Yeah, you had us at Bud. You didn't have us
at homes, Buddy.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I still haven't been invited to the cooking.
Speaker 6 (10:33):
Oh Shay's been there, I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Oh yeh. I've been to a few. Yeah no, but
but Marvin, your cookout like your family, not just anyone. Yeah.
I don't want to go to random one alright.
Speaker 6 (10:47):
So hey, it's funny. I'm officially inviting you Labor Day weekend.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Oh shit, that's a big one.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
Danny's busy, busy, Labor Day weekend Monday, Well, Monday at
my grandmother's house that you've met.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
My will there be alcohol.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
You can bring alcohol. You can bring alcohol my family total.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Well, you don't want them to feel weird being the
only one drinking market.
Speaker 6 (11:10):
Oh no, no, no, no, no no. See, here's the thing about
my family. There's two sides. There's the side that they're
Christian or hardcore Christian, and there's the other side, the
Irish side, and the Hennessy will be flowing.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Some nice game's going, you know what.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
We're more dominoes.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Bring a little hypnotic makes some incredible.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
Oh that's over the line, dude, If you bring hypnotics,
that's going to go.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
What is this?
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Who are you? Buddy?
Speaker 5 (11:41):
What's the home neighborhood home?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Slice?
Speaker 6 (11:48):
Dropping the g's off your words?
Speaker 5 (11:52):
It's called code switching. Uh maybe you haven't heard of it,
but some of us have to do it to survive.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Okay, that's you on Twitter, that's on the twitter called
Twitter to what You gotta stay safe out there? You
never know what does that mean?
Speaker 5 (12:12):
I'm code switching, Danny. It's a big deal, a big
part of my life. You know, you gotta be you
gotta be safe.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
What's code switching? Code switching? Marvin, if you want to
take this one, I gotta think you might be able
to feel.
Speaker 6 (12:24):
And you know what, yees? So code switching is what
this is what black people do. It's what we call
being bilingual when you can speak job interview like, oh, hello,
so when I used to.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Ask you got this job? So unfortunately I.
Speaker 6 (12:40):
Never spoke the King's English, so I was out Hello,
I'm Marvin. Yes, so it was very much Hello, Dan Patrick,
show how many I help you? And then somebody else
calls me.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Eah, Virginia something he knows how to switch?
Speaker 6 (12:56):
No, no, no, no, no, no no, because his My favorite
thing about him is he doesn't put on some type
of black scent. He doesn't try to be anything other
than who he is. He's got friends named Malik and
Jamal for sure, Oh yeah, for sure. And that's the
thing that's my favorite thing about the South is, hey,
when they love you, they love you, and you're all good.
(13:20):
And when they don't, they don't, you're dead dead, right.
So me and James of Virginia.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Shout out, all right, bets this week, bad Larry.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Okay, Dan, all all these are going to count. We're
starting at zero. But this is baseball. I don't have
any football yet.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Well let me and let me ask Ray. So so Ray,
we're we're wiping the slate clean. But we still have
baseball and golf in here and other things not just football.
Speaker 7 (13:51):
Yeah, we'll have two separate units, one football unit, and
then everything else is combined. Some baseball, golf that was
no separate unit.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
That's that's perfect. So these are just going on my
plus five and a half units thing. I do have
one football game. I forgot where it was, Yeah, I
got it, Okay, one unit. H I got the Brewers
the Dodgers minus one and a half runs the Mets,
the Padres, and over eight and a half for the Yankees.
(14:21):
And then in today's golf, I don't know. I think
I think it were team off at one o'clock and
we're good. I got Rory plus one seventy five against
Scottie Scheffler. Just in today's matchup, Bahia minus won twenty
against God.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
He didn't even try the first name, Larry.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
It's like ash I don't have it written down here.
It's like ash slide batilla, something like that.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Yeah, we'll give you that, Okay, Btia minus one twenty
versus New Jersey's Chris Gutta. Yeah, okay, Larry, all right,
did you have a football game?
Speaker 4 (14:55):
I had the one I went under in the Wisconsin game.
I looked at the slate this weekend and nothing jumped
off the page. So under thirty nine and a half
in the Wisconsin.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Game, getting it early.
Speaker 7 (15:07):
I think that's next week.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Yeah, oh that was playing this weekend.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Man, Okay, I'm about football. I just got those top Thanks.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
Thanks all right, h Shay, you could keep it later, ok,
Shay in the house, Patilla, Danny, I got some football
because America is back, all the way back, and I
were in pink to honor this podcast, most progressive podcast
in sports media history. Western Kentucky plus ten and a
half against Sam Houston, the former president and governor. And
(15:39):
then I got the Cyclones plus three against Kansas State.
More importantly, Danny Nicols State University incarnate word under fifty
one and a half. Bang biscuit fucking ship the gold Danny,
why are you whispering? Because that's a real one. People
should listen to that. Slow down, take it off a
(16:01):
one and a half speed. Slow it the fuck down.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Listen.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
Nickel State uiw under fifty one and a half mortgage bet, Dan,
he got baseball because America's never ever gone Rangers plus
one hundred.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Did you know that Iowa State had two receivers drafted place. Yeah,
second round pick and a third round pick. Listen.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
If it was Iowa laying three, I wouldn't take the bet.
I think it's an even game. Give me three, I'll
take it. We'll give it all right.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Fair enough, Okay, give me your baseball.
Speaker 5 (16:30):
Uh yeah, Baseball Rangers plus one hundred. They need it,
the Balmer Orioles laying one fifteen. And then I got
the super duper Libs versus the Republicans over seven and
a half.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Hold on here yep, the largest San Francisco against San Diego.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
Yep, yep, the People's Republic of San Francisco versus the
largest Republican run city in the country.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Yes, Dylan, what do you have for me?
Speaker 3 (16:58):
All right? Dan? Like my palche over here, I've got
Iowa State plus three outlongst k State, Fresno State money line, Dan,
against Kansas plus fifty, my first big dog of the year,
Kurt Warner's son under center. Yeah, and then I just
you have to have Ai minus two and a half
(17:20):
against Stanford. We get a nice little late game this weekend. Yeah,
lose all your bets. Fucking double down es, baby, let's go.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Uh. Frank Frank Reich is Stanford's head coach, Andrew Frank
the first rank.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Oh yeah, the first history.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Andrew Luck brought in Frank Reich. Anything else there doing?
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Uh yeah, Dan, Uh, Golf, we are almost done with
this fucking Travesty Tour Championship going Chalky, I'm taking Scotty
to win plus one fifty. That bet sucks, but it
just makes sense. Yeah, I mean he's unstoppable. And then
I'm gonna thrown a little sprinkle on Russell Henley to
(18:10):
win plus two thousand Ryder Cup. Okay, and I've had
a little NFL future Dan off of our conversation on
the show earlier Anthony Richardson to win Comeback Player of
the Year plus thirty five hundred. It's poetic, Okay.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
I mean your point stands about the GMS should be
taking the heat over this shit. Then I mean You're
obviously correct about that.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
But yeah, Anthony Richardson is a project. He was a
project at Florida. You brought him in and now all
of a sudden you want him to be I mean,
you hope your quarterback is mature. You hope he didn't
take himself out of a game. You'll hope he learns
better footwork like all those things. But you still were
banking on that person doing all these things to become
(18:57):
a good quarterback. They never mentioned GMS with the bust. No,
Bobby Bethard was the GM when they drafted Andrew Luck
or Ryan Leaf. I should say in h with the
Chargers Hall of Famer Bobby Bethard out.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
And if Anthony Richardson is a second round pick, is
this exact station completely different?
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Yes, of course, but then he would be a project
in the NFL, which is what he should be. He
started Week one, Yes, rookiee. That's embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Anyways, Daniel Jones gonna get yanked. Anthony Richard's going to
come in and ball out and win comeback Player of
the Year at thirty five to one.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
No way, dude, Okay, we'll do the futures next week.
Football futures next week? Is that okay?
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Okay, yeah, I'm going what do you get When are
you get into England?
Speaker 1 (19:54):
I'm not going. Whoa?
Speaker 4 (19:56):
So I have to so I have to entertain your family.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Yes, okay, that's fine. Suddenly that private jet got a
lot more expensive there.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Well, right, it's a problem because I'd have to take
off Friday during football season. Yeah, and then I got
to fly there. I'd have to go Thursday, Thursday night
after the show, get there Friday morning. The wedding is
Friday afternoon, and then I'd have to get on a
plane and leave Saturday. And that just won't that won't work.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
I got you, I got you. We're leaving Sunday and
gone for forever.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Yeah, but you don't have a job. I mean, I'm
entertaining a nation and you're not doing anything. You're playing
botchy ball at rays.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
That says doctor.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
I just raised practice basketball all afternoon.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
I know. That's what I'm saying. Is I can't. If
I didn't have a job, I would have left for
London already.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Okay, I didn't know you weren't coming. That's fine. I
will entertain your family for you. It's not a big deal. Dah,
I will have my I will have my future football
ready for you.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Larry, what are you are you gonna drink a different
beer over there? You're gonna track down some British Budweiser.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
But the first time I went, they didn't have but
I had to drink Smittic. The next time I went
back to head Bud. So I'll be drinking.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
But it tastes different over not the same. It's like
Guinness here.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
All right, go ahead, and Larry, you've got more important
things to do, like botch you ball.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
Thanks Larry, Thank you guys.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
We'll chat lady, okay, yeah we will. We don't chat
with Larry after this podcast.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Speak for yourself, then on the horn with him immediately.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Yeah, I'll bet. I always feel bad for Ray because
you know, same thing every week is bad. Larry lost
his picks. I don't know where they are. I don't
know what the line is. And I looked at the
New York Post and Ray gave me this. And every
week it's the same. And once we start NFL, it's
going to be the same way worse. Oh wait, wait wait,
(22:15):
I lost one and a half units, not two.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Wait till this fucking three week early Wisconsin bet comes
back to Yeah, I actually heard that.
Speaker 7 (22:26):
I asked him if he had any college football bets
for this week, and he said, why would I have
bets this week? I don't want to have money tied
up for a year. And I said, Clarry, there are
five games this week, and he just didn't answer.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Bachiachi, That's what it is. Blame it on the bachi.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
It's like curling for alcoholics. Basically.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Hibachi. Oh, we should go to hibachi.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
Oh team trip, Benny Hannah Hibachi Westport. Oh, yeah, yes,
that's probably the best Hibachi.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
It's the best.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Actually, the food itself is actually probably the best.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
Danny, let's do hubachi team train when when you well,
you ruin your family out of down Danny, hold on
next week. You can do whatever you want next weekend?
Speaker 1 (23:07):
All right, we got a batch you every day. Well,
I can do whatever I want. Oh, here we go.
I mean, I'm not in trouble like you are.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
You're not going to show up from three in the
morning next week.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Tuesday, Bridgeport. I mean I told you we had to
botch you. What's the big deal?
Speaker 5 (23:26):
Uh yeah, Danny, I bout you next week, man, let's
get weird. Okay, what time do you go? I mean
we got to call in. You gotta get reservations.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Its court.
Speaker 5 (23:34):
You can't just show up, even if you are Dan Patrick,
you don't go. Okay, So five thirty, six thirty, what time?
Speaker 1 (23:40):
And dinners? Uh, you're a sixer. Okay, we can do
six Yeah, six, I make a phone call. You're gambling
your podcast?
Speaker 5 (23:51):
Is that still what's happening? It's still a thing. We
are still doing it. Dylan should be on the show
in the next day or so, but not today.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
But wasn't he on the podcast two weeks ago?
Speaker 5 (24:03):
He was, and he's supposed to be back on this week,
was gonna be today, And the roommates shut me down
because she's very busy with things. So she said, go
to hell, you're watching the kids. So maybe tomorrow or
this weekend or something. Yeah, okay, but everything everything's good
to home switch yeah, I mean, yeah, she's doing all right.
The roommate's fine, you know, just getting it in where
(24:26):
we can. Whoa hey, oh she said no to four kids.
School's starting back up, Danny. You know how bad that is.
They got three daughters and a wife that don't work,
and now I gotta get haircuts for all of them,
nails for all of them.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
I got, I got all this shit.
Speaker 5 (24:38):
I gotta do backpacks, fucking They got new lunchboxes, Danny,
that are from like Japan or some shit bento box.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Oh no, no, no, they had been to.
Speaker 5 (24:45):
Boxes last year. This year is a whole different, like
maybe a South Korean. I don't know what what the
fucking trend is. I got love matter where it's from.
Yeah to me, terrorists, Danny, I gotta pay that shit.
And then they got love shack, fancy dresses. I got
fucking corduroy overalls. I got all this ship. And they're
going to like, you know, fifth grade and third grade.
(25:06):
And one of them in preschool was she's demanding the
most ship.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
You know, the baby. She's aggressive. She wants all this ship.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
She watches YouTube and says, Daddy, buy me this, And
I have to say yes.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
I don't have a choice.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
You're a prisoner.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
I think we've done enough here. I think we've given
America what they wanted.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Oh Dan, I saw a nice pike that you caught.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
I saw.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
I saw the pictures.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Northern Pike up. Yeah, nice, A couple of largemouth pass. Yeah,
some big girl a fly No, no, no, we.
Speaker 5 (25:38):
Had lords, but that they you know, those artificial nightcrawlers.
You gott to invite us up there?
Speaker 3 (25:44):
Yeah, Dan, I was gonna say, I feel like you
and I.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Team tripping seam trip.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
All right, Dan, what if we go fishing down here?
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Well, she's got a lake and it's a pond.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
That he saw. It's like throwing dynamite.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
You have a pond. It takes five minutes have a pond.
How long would it take you to swim across your pond?
Speaker 5 (26:08):
Well, if the leeches don't get you, uh, probably two
and a half minutes a minute, it would probably be
less than that.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
I don't know, and I would I would, I mean,
I think i've seen it.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
I would really hope it doesn't take you two and
a half minutes to swim across if that happened.
Speaker 5 (26:24):
Dying, Oh no, I don't know what that it's it's
murky water in there. You gotta fight ship.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
It's not it's not just a straight No, it's not clear.
You could get a bit in the dick. Dude, it'd
be weird. That could happen elsewhere decorative Anyways, how about
we take we take a twenty here and actually let's
just fold up. Yeah, full time out. Thanks for joining
(26:50):
us on. Dan Patrick takes a gamble and uh for
Dylan and for Shay and bad Larry Pierre, Ray Marvin
who has to listen to this, and yours truly, we'll
talk to you next week. Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 5 (27:06):
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Dan Patrick
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