October 30, 2025 • 29 mins
Today the guys talk to Bad Larry about him missing Dan over the weekend, they also get into their bets and we delve into how the Diego Pavia Award got started. Shea in Irving gives us his thoughts on Halloween and what is Ohio known for? Plus much more. Enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling. You're a coward. It's easy
to have a scapegoat. And now joined by Bad Larry
Shay and Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I have friends.
Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Roll call here, Shay is here, Dylan's here, Big Deray,
Marvin's running the controls. Bad Larry you there.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Yes, Hello, Dan, I don't buddy, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I'm sorry I missed you when you came up to Connecticut.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Yeah. Busy, busy weekend.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Yeah, I knew you were in a city, right, Yeah. Yeah.
I went in city to see a couple of my
daughters there.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
And I Dan, we had it. We left early from
Milford because you know, when you go buy Jersey City,
you have to stop if you have a daughter there
and bringing food and you know, I know, you know
how that is. Yeah, just had another hour to my commute.
No big deal.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Okay, Well we still look forward to you coming up
and getting the spray tan.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Yeah, I can't wait.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yeah, it's almost at a season at this point, Larry,
So you know you're just going to look weirder the
later it goes.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
That is true, I know, I understand that.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah, because bad Larry is kind of reddish.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah, he doesn't have a pinkish shoe.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Was a huge Yeah. How many buds did you have
when you were up here?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
We had a lot, for a real lot.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Don't you get bored after a while.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I can go to Roman Coke, you know, not till
fifteen or twenty deep. And I did have one other
drink besides bud up there, but just one.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Larry was uh, he was smaking in Atlantic City.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yeah, what was the other drink that you had?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
It was a Roman Coke?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Okay, Larry does the same thing every day, Yes, all
the time. Maybe the easiest dude in the world to assassinate. Yeah,
who wants to kill Larry? I think there's probably as No,
there's no.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
At least one person does.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
No. No, Larry, Larry does a noise. He doesn't make
you mad enough you would want to heard him. I
met a guy from South Jersey yesterday and I said,
you ever heard of you know, Larry's town. He was like, oh, yeah,
I've been there. And I was like, well, do you
know bad Larry. He's like no. I was like, oh, okay,
never mind, forget it. Larry. You said everybody who's been
to where you live knows who you are.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Yeah. I don't believe.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Okay, let me see. Let me look at the numbers here,
sure that somebody will have a discrepancy, bad Larry. That
is not a good weekend.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Good college horrible. My teasers didn't work.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
You lost four units last week. Your money is five. Correct,
Dylan lost two units.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
He's was thirty three, and that's another that's back to
back weeks. Then that's not bad.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
It's bad. Shay lost a unit. Now you're at plus eight.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Yeah, right into your league. I like that.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I say something though, Dan, and I know you're gonna
shit on me for saying it, but I wanted I
put it out there. I tweeted the bet slip out.
I did live bet the Jets in the fourth quarter
last weekend man money line. Okay, it was, but that
makes that doesn't show up. No, I did, I personally
actually did make I mean.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
You're doing what Larry always knows.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
I don't want any credit for it. I just want
to point it out there, and there is evidence on
the Internet that it happened.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
No, it's all the internet.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
So yeah, you live, you live on the internet. That's
your world.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Please.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
The Toronto Blue Jays the last two days to see
you now.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
All right, that's not gonna Yeah, Larry won the Diego
Pavilla Award. That's back to back weeks, Larry, congratulations.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Yeah. I don't want to last week or someone else.
That's my second week though, but not back to be okay.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
By the way, why did we call it the Diego
Pavia warned like, it shouldn't be a negative. No, it shouldn't,
I think because he screwed me so many times, like
I bet on him, like six weeks in a row.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
It's like a double negative because it was like we
love him because well, the genesis was Shay did like
three minutes of analysis on why he was picking New Mexico,
New Mexico State. Sorry, and they got cooked and he
swore off analyses, which I respect. But Diego Pavia kind
of became like a folk hero around here.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Yeah, yes, Ray, and then he faded him against Virginia
Tech last year. And then Pavia beat him outright, yeah,
and then that's where it started.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
He's like the unicorn. He just can't catch him.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
He's like the dragon. But then he urinate on a logo.
Yeah yeah, yeah, that was cool.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
He really does he does. That was the previous school.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
YESO State, he urinated on u n M University of
New Mexico.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yes, yes, okay, he has a very baker like.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Yeah. Yeah, he's getting drafted like that's quick. I know.
He is a juco kid.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Dude, he has a highs like a pretty compelling heisman.
Uh candidacy, this here so bad? Larry lost. He went
on in three on his teasers. See Brian Kelly got fired.
Does anybody the governor man, the governor he's he was,
(05:30):
he was calling everybody out there, calling them all out.
The athletic director there, athletic director has probably not got
a ton of rope left there.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I'm good, I guess not. But you have to have
probable cause if you're firing somebody at a state university.
Can can you fire him? Because he hired Brian Kelling
gave him that that contract fifty.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Forty second four, second highest ever, right, Yeah, Jimbo Fisher's was.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
And he signed Jimbo Fisher to the contract. But I
don't think you can fire. You have to have you
have to have calls, show called.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
I think yeah, but you can kind of fabricate, cause
can't you Like that's sort of like it's like when
a cop pulls you over, and it's like probable cause
it smelt like weed your head. You have a gun
on the side of your head, which actually should be
probable cause I think in most cases, how old.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Were you when you got the gun tattoo on your head?
Twenties last week? Early twenties. Yeah, and you met your wife.
I knew her, yeah for sure.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Okay, well did she wait, you knew her before and before?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yeah, before I got the head tatt I knew her.
She liked it. I don't really care. I didn't like
to ask her opinion.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
On it, don't well, I feel like she might have
given it.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
No, she wasn't like, don't get a tattoo, Yeah right.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
No, it's not don't get a tattoo, Like, hey, look
at what I got on. I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Don't get a gun. No, there was no opinion from
her on that. Did she have opinions on the other tattoos. Yeah,
she thought the role model one was weird, but it
was r O L L. No, I should have done you, No,
it was that was for the kids. She didn't like that.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Okay, you could have if you did, like a gun
on one side and like I am a feminist on
the other side, you could have like a rainbow rainbow.
The rainbow rainbow with the snubnosed pistol would be pretty badass.
You could just kind of cover all your.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
But the what's the born of bread born and bread
across your on the gut stuff? Yeah, that was the
most painful I always could have said.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
If I had never met you and someone was just like,
here are all of his tattoos, I'd be like, I
fucking hate this guy.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Yeah talking, you got like dominoes beats on your head?
Yeah you have, you got like oysters?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Then you like oysters not on you that much? Really,
you don't like these oys? No, know, my tattoos are dumb,
but they're not like it doesn't say like outlaw cowboy,
doesn't say that gay cowboy?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Whatever? What is born and bred mean? Texas? Okay?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yeah, all right, dude, fuck Texas.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
All right here we go, there we go, you.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Guys the love. Do you like how enamored people called
the Spirit of Texas, You idiot, It's called nothing. It's
called the Alamo Dan.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Now, honestly, it is a propaganda machine from the state
with help from local media and teachers and churches that
give you like this outsized view and appreciation for your state.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
It does operate like it.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
It's true.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Texas and California both are kind of like independent in Ohio.
All right, well, let's pump there, let's pump the bees there.
What kind of smart sweater.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Do you have? This? Wow, it's amazing that one. Do
they sell men's clothes where this is badass?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
And that does look like a stretched out women's one?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
No, this is awesome. This is from Berkshire's, Connecticut, Western
mass Uh. Bought it on a fall day today. I
woke up and it's fifty five and rain and I said,
I know exactly.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
I you also have a leather raincoat somehow.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
So waterproof. Man, it's a sharp looking sweater. It's awesome.
I would not think that if you had clothes on
a rack and I'd go, hey, which one is shay
going to be wearing today that that would not be
the one I'd pick out. Well, I'm going to be
sitting home in front of the fire this evening wearing
this thing slippers on.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
It's giving like eighth grade English teacher. Oh it's not
who went to New Mexico for a weekend.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
No truth or constantuen. This is Connecticut uniform in the Fall.
I don't know why anybody's like talking to shit.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Everybody wears I don't know what uniform.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I'm just told the New England fall uniform. Everybody's got one.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Actually, Dan, myself and Ray have all lived in Connecticut
longer than you have, and that is not the uniform.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I'm LARPing because I haven't lived here my whole life.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I just want to LARPing is lesbian, That's what what
is lurping. It's like the guys who play like fake
Lord of the Rings in the park.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Really, yeah, live action role playing like as.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
A England Yeah. So it's like, well they've been doing
that with the Civil War.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Yeah, they do that with a civil war. It's like you,
that is.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
The definition of arping and Civil war reenactments.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Uh bet larry you at the bar?
Speaker 3 (10:20):
No? No, actually, I'm dropping off some stuff to my Casey,
my sister in law's house right now. She's got her
kids coming up. Bridget's already at my house. I don't
know why everyone's coming down, but.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
One's here and your wife is there.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
No, I'm just dropping the food off.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Just arrived code.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Pizza delivery.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
They're waving for me to come into that.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Okay, they're waving to you.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
I'm pointing. She's like waving me, and I'm pointing on
to the phone like she'll figure out that. You know,
it's this Thursday afternoon and I got responsibilities.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Dan, all right, anything to recap here?
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Dallas kicked my ass. Yeah, I was counting on.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
I know, a half blow we're getting with the teaser?
Yeah out okay? Uh dog shit teaser by you, Dylan.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Yeah, well, I think teasers should just be called dog
shit teasers because they're literally designed for you to lose them.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
I tell you that I've been telling you that you
continue to do parlays.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Well at least, but the things teasers is you get
the like they're even dumber than parlays, because sure, you
like juice the points up, but then it's like plus
two hundred at least parlay. If you hit it, you're
getting semi appropriate odds.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
And every teaser I ever put in, I was like, Oh,
this can't lose.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Because that's all You look at it and you're like, oh,
I got moved the line to fourteen and a half.
There's no way they don't. Oh shit, they lost by thirty.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
All right, Uh, Shay's going to lead us off this
week since she is the clubhouse leader, Danny, it is
a dangerous weekend in college football. A lot road of
favorites don't like that, so I'm going FCS pretty heavy.
Saint Thomas laying sixteen and a half against Marist, and
then I got pen my favorite. Wait, there was a
bedding line on Saint Thomas versus Marrist. Oh yeah, they've
(12:13):
been covering like crazy. Saint Thomas's Yeah, Minnesota, they're awesome.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Is it Saint Thomas Aquinas?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I don't think so. It's on Summit Avenue, but yeah
it's a Catholic school. Oh you're aware of Saint Thomas. Yeah,
I know where the campus is. Yeah, sold cocaine there?
That was Are you in rehabit Minnesota? Yeah? The first second, no,
the second one? Yeah, Okay for thirty days, twenty eight impatient.
(12:40):
Then they did the you know the extra stuff that
was ninety.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Days, that the halfway half.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
No, that was after the you know, it was longer
than you don't have to report to anybody anymore, do you? No?
Like parole? No? Hell no, nobody. No, I'm clean, Oh no,
I believe that. I just didn't know where my record is.
I'm yeah, I'm sponged. Everything's gone.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
It's never well, it's never actually you.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Can see like some arrest, but like the conviction, the
felony conviction's going yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
To like a shallow background check, but it still all
exists there. Trust me. I've bumped into that myself.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
It's like Valenteer looked into it.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Yeah, you have one, and there guess who's looking into it?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
No shit, Okay, So Saint Thomas minus sixteen and a
half against Marist, yep, you pen laying thirteen against Brown
and then Tennessee tech Gardner Webb over fifty six and
a half. I like that one a lot. I'm going
to go two units there. How how are you following
these There's this dude that I know that writes like
(13:37):
this sounds like every story that you ever got into.
I don't even want to say anything because every time
I explain my breakdown, I fucking lose. So I'm passing
on the story. Keep it simple, stupid Longhorns, Vandy under forty.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
You have somebody who's helping you.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
No, I have somebody that writes like essays about FCS
and I've just been reading his ship for years.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Is that cheating?
Speaker 1 (13:59):
There's no, there's no games pick. It's just like, here's
scouting reports.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
But I want your pick shit. I want them filtered,
the right picks.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
But where do you read about FCS anywhere? I can't
fucking find it.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Blindly bet on it like an idiot.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
But when you were recited, remember you broke down who
was at New Mexico State and you were you broke
down the game and great, great detail, and then you lost. Yeah,
I remember that. Do that a lot? Did you get
it from this? No, this guy's only FCS the other
all the other shit. I either know about the coach
or I know about the lineup from the preseason. There's
all kinds of there's all kinds of information that people
(14:35):
sell like books of okay, scouting reports.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
And Penn has a great pulling left guard.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
I love Obrian O'Brien, like the quarterback if he has
a good game. O'Brien, they're fucking covering easily. So you
have the over fifty six and a half Tennessee tech
Gardner went all right, and then the Texas Vandy under
forty four and a half, and then Utah laying ten s.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
You ta beat the piss out of Colorados.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Cincinnati's pretty good, They're not bad. I think they're overreaction
from last night. It's Ohio and Ohio plays great football.
Yeah that's all they do, right, Yeah? Who wins the
Ohio is like, you know, Maryland's crab cakes and football.
Ohio's what fed and football? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (15:17):
All right, yeah ray it says it's the mother of
presidents seven US presidents fro.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
From how many of them were assassinated, I don't know,
but who cares about that? Me smart people from Ohio.
That was when Ohio was like actually working, like they
had the railroad and it was like holy shit. Then
they dumped everything into the lake and pretended like it
was Larry Year up next.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
How many almost star right of Ohio State minus twenty
and a half against Time perfect but.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Didn't tap die.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
He like in a bathtub? Yeah, yeah, he was like King, Yeah, he.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Died in a bathtub.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Big was that bath three hundred? Well he's three hundred.
He's a big boy, right yeaheah, he's I think it
was three hundred back then. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
If you're three hundred pounds back then, they're like you're a.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
God, You're incredible. All right. So you got Ohio State
minus twenty and a half right.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Under in the MoMA Bryant football game sixty two and
a half. The mommouth quarterback broke his leg or something.
He's out. Georgia minus is seven and a half against
Florida Pit minus fourteen against Stanford, the UVA minus four
and a half against col Georgia Tech minus five and
a half against NC State.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
How about all one unit? How about bad Larry got
all of the points? Fent?
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Not a lot of line movement this weekend.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
No, no, no, I'm in a fround one o'clock this
morning when I got home.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Haines King feels like he's been playing football for about
seven years. And I saw an article the toughest guy
in college football. Oh, Haines King, good name too, Yeah,
already hit their and when over, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
I've gotten boned.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Good story betting against Dylan.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Go ahead, all right, Dan, I am rocking with our guys.
Still diego Pavia. Vandy plus two and a half against Texas.
I just I think if Texas obviously had that crazy
win last weekend, which was they should not have no shit.
But I don't know, give me Vandy as a dog
(17:26):
every game. Maryland plus twenty one and a half against Indiana.
I don't know about this one, but that you you
see a play games, you.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Make it seem like you know something about all the other.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Ones and I know everything one I'm on a Limon bell.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Yeah, this one, I'm not quite sure.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Well, I was like, I mean, so many people took
what was UCLA plus twenty six and a half against
Indiana and they're like, no, they just demolished them. Yeah,
Texas Tech minus seven and a half against k States.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
This is one of those road favorites you gotta.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
I know. I like the line though, that seven and
a half line. This makes me think that they don't
really know how to price it. And then the Rainbow
Warriors plus one and a half at San Jose State
short travel for them by all standards, the bos.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
The bo's all right, Shae NFL picks. Yeah, I got
the Bongles plus three against Fingernails, pats laying five and
a half against at Aliens, and then uh Hiahuascas plus
three against the Danny Joneses. Okay, bad Larry NFL picks.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
I forgot. I did do it to you, Dan, and
it's a three units. I'll say that's the last I.
First of all, we haven't talked about Dylan going against
Shane and I last week gone the all Burnay.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
How about free Damn good job?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
I told you, good job.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Yeah, that sucked. Arkansas looked like they had that one
in the bat and then.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
He just but say said that Hugh Freeze always gives
you one of those games every year, and you're like, damn.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
He gets to keep him a quarter.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
That's all you need, all right?
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Go ahead, Indiana minus the three against pitt San Francisco
minus the two and a half against the Giants and
they were one unit bets and then a three unit
two team ts Detroit minus two and a half and
the Chargers minus two and a half.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
It smells like a Titans win.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Yeah, Yeah, this is cam Ward three touchdown passes.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
And Justin Herbert was at the eighteen inning game, well
a little did he.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Go all eighteen with his girlfriend?
Speaker 2 (19:35):
I think he did, but I can't confirm the I
don't know. Legend will go with the legend.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
I'm gonna say no. I'm gonna say no.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
You have a bad look.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
If it's bedtime?
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Yeah, she got curse?
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Yeah. What's your name? Madison Beer? Yeah? Yeah, good German name.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Yeah, you like good German names?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Just did she come out with a beer called Madison?
I would Madison Beer? Just free money?
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Probably?
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Yeah, sure, mad Town Beer. You know what you do
is maybe you make it a na hey oh, sponsor
the show? Yeah yeah, yeah, all right, Madison Beer. If
you're listening, we have of course, yes, Madison, we have
a candidate for you. I'm here, Yeah, shay it. How
long have you been sober? Two years? Yeah? Too? Do
(20:23):
you get a coin? I mean if I showed up
to a meeting? Yeah, But do they take your word
for it that you're so Yeah, there's no like nobody
bullshit or no no, no, no, okay, no, you.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Know someone's racked up a bunch of those coins.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
It's just as you got court ordered ship. Yeah that
you're like, oh, really, buddy, Larry, what's the longest you've
gone without drinking.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
I'm literally trying to think since I was sixteen. I
don't think. I don't think.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Do you think you've had a beer every single day?
At least one beer?
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Now there's a couple of Mondays and all not Monday
Night football, a couple of Tuesdays and wedst forgetting out
for the last six months of what I've been working
Tuesdays and Wednesdays. So if I don't play boxy, I
probably don't drink on Tuesday or Wednesday. Yeah, I would
say three days, believe, since I'm sixteen and I'm sixty eight, So.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
That means like no jail for Larry and all that time. Yeah,
no legit, hospital stints, probation, do you no?
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Do you no probation where you're getting alcohol tested?
Speaker 3 (21:38):
No tickets. I know I got a speeding ticket in Virginia,
motherfucker account.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
And yeah, were you drunk?
Speaker 5 (21:45):
No?
Speaker 3 (21:46):
Yeah, you know, bringing the kids down and look at
colleges and doing like you know, eighty five like everyone does,
and it's like careless driving. But we got taken care of.
I didn't. I never went down to the worth the
four appearance.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
The witness suddenly disappears.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
What do you need taking care of? You?
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Rub somebody out? You know?
Speaker 3 (22:09):
That says court on the ticket says court appearance required
and is checked and you just send the money that
you look up with the fund as you send them
money and then you get a letter like two months
later that they've accepted your fee and they've waived the
you have to go down there. So not even high
any time?
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Isn't that just any like traffic violation.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Were speeding but over like fifteen or eighteen miles an
hour over the speed them they could be a careless drive.
And tickets also. It was just on one of the
I think it was on interstate whatever that one is
going down ninety one?
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Is it? Oh? Yeah, great, awesome? Ninety five?
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Yeah I think no, No, not ninety five Harrisburg, Pennsylvania
down to JMU whatever that is.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
It's ninety's it's okay, we'll put it. Yeah, we'll work
on that for next week. Dylan.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
How about you? All right?
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Dan?
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Tonight my Ravens playing the Dolphins. I've got Isaiah likely
first touchdown plus fourteen hundred and god damn it, I'm
gonna hit one of these.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
You love your tight ends, I do, mark my words.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Wow, mark my words. And then I got Lions minus
the eight and a half against the Vikings, the very
banged Vikings, and my other Broncos plus one and a
half against the Texans. Okay, the Broncos did a number
on your cowboys.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Shay, Yeah, whatever, dude, that's it's brutal. It is what
it is. It's obvious who the cowboys are, what they
do to lose. They're entertaining though, Yeah sure, I mean
that's all Jerry cares about. That's all they were entertaining.
They are the fun to watch. It is better than
being like, have you seen the Doctor Pepper with Jerry? Yeah? Yeah,
prote he's an actor.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Yeah, he's great the landman.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
But they so he leans into the car and he's
got that big smile, and then they cut away to
a wider shot, but there's a sign that blocks his face,
so you just see somebody walking. It's not Jerry, but
he's gonna be Jerry in the commercial and he's just
holding the cannon as he walks, and the commercial the
(24:21):
like a yield sign or something. Is right there. So
they probably said to Jerry, all you got to do
is walk in, say a line, and then you're done. Yeah,
lean down, say something to walk out Fansville. Yes, Marvin, I.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
Have a question for Shay, and I've asked you this
before on the main show. But as Jerry Jones thinks
he's different than the other owners because he played Division
one football, he thinks he's a football guy that became
a billionaire, not a billionaire that you bought a football.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Team, not just that he won a national championship, right,
and he leans on that experience or vibe or whatever,
even though it was one hundred and fifty years ago.
And yeah, I think that's definitely a fucking feather in
his cap.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Yeah, I just don't if you have that much money.
Like why he's why is he doing Doctor Pepper commercials?
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Like does he famous? Not not because of the money,
because the conversation.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Not because he's getting He's like, I need this check
from Doctor Pepper. But I'm like, dude, just funk off
and chill never.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
He can't do that.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
I know he can't. I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
There's a lot of billionaire, but there's only a certain
number of billionaires who own professional teams. You want to
be famous.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
That's what he already is.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Though he wants to stay relevant. Ye, he has to
stay relevant.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Yeah, I'm doing doctor Prepper commercials.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
It's in the face of all these millions of people
and younger kids. He knows what he's doing. Yeah, yeah,
look at look at our owner. He's right there in
fan Fansville or whatever.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
There's I don't know.
Speaker 5 (25:44):
He's the only owner in sports that my wife knows.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
There you go, that's it.
Speaker 5 (25:49):
I would use the term wife famous. Somebody's like white famous,
I said, wife.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
White and white famous.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Very white, like pre civil. How about how about we
we close up shop here, Danny breeders Cup this weekend.
We always got to talk about that.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
I'll take one of your horses, Shane, if it lose,
is gonna be fucking pess.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Okay, Saturday night six forty amlok who's ten to one?
That is on the one and a half mile. And
then we got the Philly and Mayor one in three eighths.
That's Saturday Night Diamond Rain and Arizona Blaze. Look out
for that. And I do like Forever Young the Japanese
horsey in the actual bright, Larry, you going to the
(26:34):
Breeders Cunt.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
We'll be at Mama Park. Yeah, both Friday and Saturday.
Your boy Knowles is coming down. I'll be with John,
Gerard Nolan and Brian Nolan. Hope there's no fights.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Yeah, I know. They did get into a fight at
my Christmas party. Really yeah, like knockdown, drag out. One
got knocked down, sick. They might have both been on
the floor. Two of the brothers, Very Chris. Yeah, it
was in a blink of a nine. I was behind
the bar. It was late, like eleven thirty and I
(27:08):
turned around, I think to get something to you know,
pour a shot into and I turned around and two
guys who were standing there weren't standing there anymore. And
they're both about six three and they're down on the floor,
and you know, now it's say, hey, bring it.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Up, come on now, stop. You know, do you know
what they're fighting about? I have no idea, just something stupid.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Probably yeah, usual yeah, yeah. But the one that might
have gone in the fight, John, he was trying to
break up the fight with his brothers.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Oh, so he just stepped in and then got wrapped up.
And so that's a third brother yeah, there were three
three brothers. All right, but but yeah, John was there
as a peacemaker. John's your neighbor. Yeah, yeah, but John, that's.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
That's the first sound hearing about that fight. Dan, I
don't have to go. We have to research that one
this weekend.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Oh you didn't know about that.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
No, No, didn't know about that one.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
You probably weren't in damn.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
Yes, Ray, I have one thing before we go. I
want to know what Halloween looks like in your household shade.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Oh fuck, dude. First off, I don't even like celebrate Halloween.
I don't dress up. It's not even that it's a
pagan holiday. It's just another holiday. Like every holiday with kids,
or at least in my town, is a week long.
They're all, you got this shit, you got trunker treat,
you got fucking Halloween, you got you know, costumes this day,
that day. The other night. I come home and the
(28:32):
roommate has like I don't know, eight pumpkins on the
dining room table and they're all missing their guts, and
the kids are all like, we carved pumpkins. They're like, no,
you didn't. You just poked fucking holes and made a mess,
and like now they're shit everywhere and there's orange lights that.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
It's you give out candy or Bible.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
No, you give out the US Constitution a little one.
I like it. There's no trick or treating in my
house too. They can't find my fucking house. I hate it.
I hate Halloween. I hate it. But the kids are
going to get dressed up? Oh yeah, they already did.
They got four different costumes for different days of school
and trunk retreat and also the bullshit, Yeah, is your
wife gonna get dressed up? I should have asked her that.
(29:09):
I don't know you do you want her to get
dressed Yeah, we're gonna be at some house party on
Saturday night. Oh boy, that'll bet that'll be great. It'll
be weird, okay. Uh, Dylan, Big Day, Ray, Marvin Bad,
Larry Shaye and Irving Shay and Irving wherever you get
your podcast is the name of the podcast. And uh
(29:30):
that's it. We've We've done all we can do. Good
luck this weekend. We'll talk to you next week. On
Dan Patrick Takes a Gammel h m hm hm
Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling. You're a coward. It's easy
to have a scapegoat. And now joined by Bad Larry
Shay and Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I have friends.
Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Roll call here, Shay is here, Dylan's here, Big Deray,
Marvin's running the controls. Bad Larry you there.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Yes, Hello, Dan, I don't buddy, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I'm sorry I missed you when you came up to Connecticut.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Yeah. Busy, busy weekend.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Yeah, I knew you were in a city, right, Yeah. Yeah.
I went in city to see a couple of my
daughters there.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
And I Dan, we had it. We left early from
Milford because you know, when you go buy Jersey City,
you have to stop if you have a daughter there
and bringing food and you know, I know, you know
how that is. Yeah, just had another hour to my commute.
No big deal.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Okay, Well we still look forward to you coming up
and getting the spray tan.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Yeah, I can't wait.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yeah, it's almost at a season at this point, Larry,
So you know you're just going to look weirder the
later it goes.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
That is true, I know, I understand that.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah, because bad Larry is kind of reddish.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah, he doesn't have a pinkish shoe.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Was a huge Yeah. How many buds did you have
when you were up here?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
We had a lot, for a real lot.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Don't you get bored after a while.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I can go to Roman Coke, you know, not till
fifteen or twenty deep. And I did have one other
drink besides bud up there, but just one.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Larry was uh, he was smaking in Atlantic City.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yeah, what was the other drink that you had?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
It was a Roman Coke?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Okay, Larry does the same thing every day, Yes, all
the time. Maybe the easiest dude in the world to assassinate. Yeah,
who wants to kill Larry? I think there's probably as No,
there's no.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
At least one person does.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
No. No, Larry, Larry does a noise. He doesn't make
you mad enough you would want to heard him. I
met a guy from South Jersey yesterday and I said,
you ever heard of you know, Larry's town. He was like, oh, yeah,
I've been there. And I was like, well, do you
know bad Larry. He's like no. I was like, oh, okay,
never mind, forget it. Larry. You said everybody who's been
to where you live knows who you are.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Yeah. I don't believe.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Okay, let me see. Let me look at the numbers here,
sure that somebody will have a discrepancy, bad Larry. That
is not a good weekend.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Good college horrible. My teasers didn't work.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
You lost four units last week. Your money is five. Correct,
Dylan lost two units.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
He's was thirty three, and that's another that's back to
back weeks. Then that's not bad.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
It's bad. Shay lost a unit. Now you're at plus eight.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Yeah, right into your league. I like that.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I say something though, Dan, and I know you're gonna
shit on me for saying it, but I wanted I
put it out there. I tweeted the bet slip out.
I did live bet the Jets in the fourth quarter
last weekend man money line. Okay, it was, but that
makes that doesn't show up. No, I did, I personally
actually did make I mean.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
You're doing what Larry always knows.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
I don't want any credit for it. I just want
to point it out there, and there is evidence on
the Internet that it happened.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
No, it's all the internet.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
So yeah, you live, you live on the internet. That's
your world.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Please.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
The Toronto Blue Jays the last two days to see
you now.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
All right, that's not gonna Yeah, Larry won the Diego
Pavilla Award. That's back to back weeks, Larry, congratulations.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Yeah. I don't want to last week or someone else.
That's my second week though, but not back to be okay.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
By the way, why did we call it the Diego
Pavia warned like, it shouldn't be a negative. No, it shouldn't,
I think because he screwed me so many times, like
I bet on him, like six weeks in a row.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
It's like a double negative because it was like we
love him because well, the genesis was Shay did like
three minutes of analysis on why he was picking New Mexico,
New Mexico State. Sorry, and they got cooked and he
swore off analyses, which I respect. But Diego Pavia kind
of became like a folk hero around here.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Yeah, yes, Ray, and then he faded him against Virginia
Tech last year. And then Pavia beat him outright, yeah,
and then that's where it started.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
He's like the unicorn. He just can't catch him.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
He's like the dragon. But then he urinate on a logo.
Yeah yeah, yeah, that was cool.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
He really does he does. That was the previous school.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
YESO State, he urinated on u n M University of
New Mexico.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yes, yes, okay, he has a very baker like.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Yeah. Yeah, he's getting drafted like that's quick. I know.
He is a juco kid.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Dude, he has a highs like a pretty compelling heisman.
Uh candidacy, this here so bad? Larry lost. He went
on in three on his teasers. See Brian Kelly got fired.
Does anybody the governor man, the governor he's he was,
(05:30):
he was calling everybody out there, calling them all out.
The athletic director there, athletic director has probably not got
a ton of rope left there.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I'm good, I guess not. But you have to have
probable cause if you're firing somebody at a state university.
Can can you fire him? Because he hired Brian Kelling
gave him that that contract fifty.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Forty second four, second highest ever, right, Yeah, Jimbo Fisher's was.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
And he signed Jimbo Fisher to the contract. But I
don't think you can fire. You have to have you
have to have calls, show called.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
I think yeah, but you can kind of fabricate, cause
can't you Like that's sort of like it's like when
a cop pulls you over, and it's like probable cause
it smelt like weed your head. You have a gun
on the side of your head, which actually should be
probable cause I think in most cases, how old.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Were you when you got the gun tattoo on your head?
Twenties last week? Early twenties. Yeah, and you met your wife.
I knew her, yeah for sure.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Okay, well did she wait, you knew her before and before?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yeah, before I got the head tatt I knew her.
She liked it. I don't really care. I didn't like
to ask her opinion.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
On it, don't well, I feel like she might have
given it.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
No, she wasn't like, don't get a tattoo, Yeah right.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
No, it's not don't get a tattoo, Like, hey, look
at what I got on. I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Don't get a gun. No, there was no opinion from
her on that. Did she have opinions on the other tattoos. Yeah,
she thought the role model one was weird, but it
was r O L L. No, I should have done you, No,
it was that was for the kids. She didn't like that.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Okay, you could have if you did, like a gun
on one side and like I am a feminist on
the other side, you could have like a rainbow rainbow.
The rainbow rainbow with the snubnosed pistol would be pretty badass.
You could just kind of cover all your.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
But the what's the born of bread born and bread
across your on the gut stuff? Yeah, that was the
most painful I always could have said.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
If I had never met you and someone was just like,
here are all of his tattoos, I'd be like, I
fucking hate this guy.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Yeah talking, you got like dominoes beats on your head?
Yeah you have, you got like oysters?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Then you like oysters not on you that much? Really,
you don't like these oys? No, know, my tattoos are dumb,
but they're not like it doesn't say like outlaw cowboy,
doesn't say that gay cowboy?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Whatever? What is born and bred mean? Texas? Okay?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yeah, all right, dude, fuck Texas.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
All right here we go, there we go, you.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Guys the love. Do you like how enamored people called
the Spirit of Texas, You idiot, It's called nothing. It's
called the Alamo Dan.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Now, honestly, it is a propaganda machine from the state
with help from local media and teachers and churches that
give you like this outsized view and appreciation for your state.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
It does operate like it.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
It's true.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Texas and California both are kind of like independent in Ohio.
All right, well, let's pump there, let's pump the bees there.
What kind of smart sweater.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Do you have? This? Wow, it's amazing that one. Do
they sell men's clothes where this is badass?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
And that does look like a stretched out women's one?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
No, this is awesome. This is from Berkshire's, Connecticut, Western
mass Uh. Bought it on a fall day today. I
woke up and it's fifty five and rain and I said,
I know exactly.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
I you also have a leather raincoat somehow.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
So waterproof. Man, it's a sharp looking sweater. It's awesome.
I would not think that if you had clothes on
a rack and I'd go, hey, which one is shay
going to be wearing today that that would not be
the one I'd pick out. Well, I'm going to be
sitting home in front of the fire this evening wearing
this thing slippers on.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
It's giving like eighth grade English teacher. Oh it's not
who went to New Mexico for a weekend.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
No truth or constantuen. This is Connecticut uniform in the Fall.
I don't know why anybody's like talking to shit.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Everybody wears I don't know what uniform.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I'm just told the New England fall uniform. Everybody's got one.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Actually, Dan, myself and Ray have all lived in Connecticut
longer than you have, and that is not the uniform.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I'm LARPing because I haven't lived here my whole life.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I just want to LARPing is lesbian, That's what what
is lurping. It's like the guys who play like fake
Lord of the Rings in the park.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Really, yeah, live action role playing like as.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
A England Yeah. So it's like, well they've been doing
that with the Civil War.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Yeah, they do that with a civil war. It's like you,
that is.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
The definition of arping and Civil war reenactments.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Uh bet larry you at the bar?
Speaker 3 (10:20):
No? No, actually, I'm dropping off some stuff to my Casey,
my sister in law's house right now. She's got her
kids coming up. Bridget's already at my house. I don't
know why everyone's coming down, but.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
One's here and your wife is there.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
No, I'm just dropping the food off.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Just arrived code.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Pizza delivery.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
They're waving for me to come into that.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Okay, they're waving to you.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
I'm pointing. She's like waving me, and I'm pointing on
to the phone like she'll figure out that. You know,
it's this Thursday afternoon and I got responsibilities.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Dan, all right, anything to recap here?
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Dallas kicked my ass. Yeah, I was counting on.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
I know, a half blow we're getting with the teaser?
Yeah out okay? Uh dog shit teaser by you, Dylan.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Yeah, well, I think teasers should just be called dog
shit teasers because they're literally designed for you to lose them.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
I tell you that I've been telling you that you
continue to do parlays.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Well at least, but the things teasers is you get
the like they're even dumber than parlays, because sure, you
like juice the points up, but then it's like plus
two hundred at least parlay. If you hit it, you're
getting semi appropriate odds.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
And every teaser I ever put in, I was like, Oh,
this can't lose.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Because that's all You look at it and you're like, oh,
I got moved the line to fourteen and a half.
There's no way they don't. Oh shit, they lost by thirty.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
All right, Uh, Shay's going to lead us off this
week since she is the clubhouse leader, Danny, it is
a dangerous weekend in college football. A lot road of
favorites don't like that, so I'm going FCS pretty heavy.
Saint Thomas laying sixteen and a half against Marist, and
then I got pen my favorite. Wait, there was a
bedding line on Saint Thomas versus Marrist. Oh yeah, they've
(12:13):
been covering like crazy. Saint Thomas's Yeah, Minnesota, they're awesome.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Is it Saint Thomas Aquinas?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I don't think so. It's on Summit Avenue, but yeah
it's a Catholic school. Oh you're aware of Saint Thomas. Yeah,
I know where the campus is. Yeah, sold cocaine there?
That was Are you in rehabit Minnesota? Yeah? The first second, no,
the second one? Yeah, Okay for thirty days, twenty eight impatient.
(12:40):
Then they did the you know the extra stuff that
was ninety.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Days, that the halfway half.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
No, that was after the you know, it was longer
than you don't have to report to anybody anymore, do you? No?
Like parole? No? Hell no, nobody. No, I'm clean, Oh no,
I believe that. I just didn't know where my record is.
I'm yeah, I'm sponged. Everything's gone.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
It's never well, it's never actually you.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Can see like some arrest, but like the conviction, the
felony conviction's going yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
To like a shallow background check, but it still all
exists there. Trust me. I've bumped into that myself.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
It's like Valenteer looked into it.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Yeah, you have one, and there guess who's looking into it?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
No shit, Okay, So Saint Thomas minus sixteen and a
half against Marist, yep, you pen laying thirteen against Brown
and then Tennessee tech Gardner Webb over fifty six and
a half. I like that one a lot. I'm going
to go two units there. How how are you following
these There's this dude that I know that writes like
(13:37):
this sounds like every story that you ever got into.
I don't even want to say anything because every time
I explain my breakdown, I fucking lose. So I'm passing
on the story. Keep it simple, stupid Longhorns, Vandy under forty.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
You have somebody who's helping you.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
No, I have somebody that writes like essays about FCS
and I've just been reading his ship for years.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Is that cheating?
Speaker 1 (13:59):
There's no, there's no games pick. It's just like, here's
scouting reports.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
But I want your pick shit. I want them filtered,
the right picks.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
But where do you read about FCS anywhere? I can't
fucking find it.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Blindly bet on it like an idiot.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
But when you were recited, remember you broke down who
was at New Mexico State and you were you broke
down the game and great, great detail, and then you lost. Yeah,
I remember that. Do that a lot? Did you get
it from this? No, this guy's only FCS the other
all the other shit. I either know about the coach
or I know about the lineup from the preseason. There's
all kinds of there's all kinds of information that people
(14:35):
sell like books of okay, scouting reports.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
And Penn has a great pulling left guard.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
I love Obrian O'Brien, like the quarterback if he has
a good game. O'Brien, they're fucking covering easily. So you
have the over fifty six and a half Tennessee tech
Gardner went all right, and then the Texas Vandy under
forty four and a half, and then Utah laying ten s.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
You ta beat the piss out of Colorados.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Cincinnati's pretty good, They're not bad. I think they're overreaction
from last night. It's Ohio and Ohio plays great football.
Yeah that's all they do, right, Yeah? Who wins the
Ohio is like, you know, Maryland's crab cakes and football.
Ohio's what fed and football? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (15:17):
All right, yeah ray it says it's the mother of
presidents seven US presidents fro.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
From how many of them were assassinated, I don't know,
but who cares about that? Me smart people from Ohio.
That was when Ohio was like actually working, like they
had the railroad and it was like holy shit. Then
they dumped everything into the lake and pretended like it
was Larry Year up next.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
How many almost star right of Ohio State minus twenty
and a half against Time perfect but.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Didn't tap die.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
He like in a bathtub? Yeah, yeah, he was like King, Yeah, he.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Died in a bathtub.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Big was that bath three hundred? Well he's three hundred.
He's a big boy, right yeaheah, he's I think it
was three hundred back then. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
If you're three hundred pounds back then, they're like you're a.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
God, You're incredible. All right. So you got Ohio State
minus twenty and a half right.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Under in the MoMA Bryant football game sixty two and
a half. The mommouth quarterback broke his leg or something.
He's out. Georgia minus is seven and a half against
Florida Pit minus fourteen against Stanford, the UVA minus four
and a half against col Georgia Tech minus five and
a half against NC State.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
How about all one unit? How about bad Larry got
all of the points? Fent?
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Not a lot of line movement this weekend.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
No, no, no, I'm in a fround one o'clock this
morning when I got home.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Haines King feels like he's been playing football for about
seven years. And I saw an article the toughest guy
in college football. Oh, Haines King, good name too, Yeah,
already hit their and when over, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
I've gotten boned.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Good story betting against Dylan.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Go ahead, all right, Dan, I am rocking with our guys.
Still diego Pavia. Vandy plus two and a half against Texas.
I just I think if Texas obviously had that crazy
win last weekend, which was they should not have no shit.
But I don't know, give me Vandy as a dog
(17:26):
every game. Maryland plus twenty one and a half against Indiana.
I don't know about this one, but that you you
see a play games, you.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Make it seem like you know something about all the other.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Ones and I know everything one I'm on a Limon bell.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Yeah, this one, I'm not quite sure.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Well, I was like, I mean, so many people took
what was UCLA plus twenty six and a half against
Indiana and they're like, no, they just demolished them. Yeah,
Texas Tech minus seven and a half against k States.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
This is one of those road favorites you gotta.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
I know. I like the line though, that seven and
a half line. This makes me think that they don't
really know how to price it. And then the Rainbow
Warriors plus one and a half at San Jose State
short travel for them by all standards, the bos.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
The bo's all right, Shae NFL picks. Yeah, I got
the Bongles plus three against Fingernails, pats laying five and
a half against at Aliens, and then uh Hiahuascas plus
three against the Danny Joneses. Okay, bad Larry NFL picks.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
I forgot. I did do it to you, Dan, and
it's a three units. I'll say that's the last I.
First of all, we haven't talked about Dylan going against
Shane and I last week gone the all Burnay.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
How about free Damn good job?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
I told you, good job.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Yeah, that sucked. Arkansas looked like they had that one
in the bat and then.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
He just but say said that Hugh Freeze always gives
you one of those games every year, and you're like, damn.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
He gets to keep him a quarter.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
That's all you need, all right?
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Go ahead, Indiana minus the three against pitt San Francisco
minus the two and a half against the Giants and
they were one unit bets and then a three unit
two team ts Detroit minus two and a half and
the Chargers minus two and a half.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
It smells like a Titans win.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Yeah, Yeah, this is cam Ward three touchdown passes.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
And Justin Herbert was at the eighteen inning game, well
a little did he.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Go all eighteen with his girlfriend?
Speaker 2 (19:35):
I think he did, but I can't confirm the I
don't know. Legend will go with the legend.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
I'm gonna say no. I'm gonna say no.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
You have a bad look.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
If it's bedtime?
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Yeah, she got curse?
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Yeah. What's your name? Madison Beer? Yeah? Yeah, good German name.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Yeah, you like good German names?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Just did she come out with a beer called Madison?
I would Madison Beer? Just free money?
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Probably?
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Yeah, sure, mad Town Beer. You know what you do
is maybe you make it a na hey oh, sponsor
the show? Yeah yeah, yeah, all right, Madison Beer. If
you're listening, we have of course, yes, Madison, we have
a candidate for you. I'm here, Yeah, shay it. How
long have you been sober? Two years? Yeah? Too? Do
(20:23):
you get a coin? I mean if I showed up
to a meeting? Yeah, But do they take your word
for it that you're so Yeah, there's no like nobody
bullshit or no no, no, no, okay, no, you.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Know someone's racked up a bunch of those coins.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
It's just as you got court ordered ship. Yeah that
you're like, oh, really, buddy, Larry, what's the longest you've
gone without drinking.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
I'm literally trying to think since I was sixteen. I
don't think. I don't think.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Do you think you've had a beer every single day?
At least one beer?
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Now there's a couple of Mondays and all not Monday
Night football, a couple of Tuesdays and wedst forgetting out
for the last six months of what I've been working
Tuesdays and Wednesdays. So if I don't play boxy, I
probably don't drink on Tuesday or Wednesday. Yeah, I would
say three days, believe, since I'm sixteen and I'm sixty eight, So.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
That means like no jail for Larry and all that time. Yeah,
no legit, hospital stints, probation, do you no?
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Do you no probation where you're getting alcohol tested?
Speaker 3 (21:38):
No tickets. I know I got a speeding ticket in Virginia,
motherfucker account.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
And yeah, were you drunk?
Speaker 5 (21:45):
No?
Speaker 3 (21:46):
Yeah, you know, bringing the kids down and look at
colleges and doing like you know, eighty five like everyone does,
and it's like careless driving. But we got taken care of.
I didn't. I never went down to the worth the
four appearance.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
The witness suddenly disappears.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
What do you need taking care of? You?
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Rub somebody out? You know?
Speaker 3 (22:09):
That says court on the ticket says court appearance required
and is checked and you just send the money that
you look up with the fund as you send them
money and then you get a letter like two months
later that they've accepted your fee and they've waived the
you have to go down there. So not even high
any time?
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Isn't that just any like traffic violation.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Were speeding but over like fifteen or eighteen miles an
hour over the speed them they could be a careless drive.
And tickets also. It was just on one of the
I think it was on interstate whatever that one is
going down ninety one?
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Is it? Oh? Yeah, great, awesome? Ninety five?
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Yeah I think no, No, not ninety five Harrisburg, Pennsylvania
down to JMU whatever that is.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
It's ninety's it's okay, we'll put it. Yeah, we'll work
on that for next week. Dylan.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
How about you? All right?
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Dan?
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Tonight my Ravens playing the Dolphins. I've got Isaiah likely
first touchdown plus fourteen hundred and god damn it, I'm
gonna hit one of these.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
You love your tight ends, I do, mark my words.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Wow, mark my words. And then I got Lions minus
the eight and a half against the Vikings, the very
banged Vikings, and my other Broncos plus one and a
half against the Texans. Okay, the Broncos did a number
on your cowboys.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Shay, Yeah, whatever, dude, that's it's brutal. It is what
it is. It's obvious who the cowboys are, what they
do to lose. They're entertaining though, Yeah sure, I mean
that's all Jerry cares about. That's all they were entertaining.
They are the fun to watch. It is better than
being like, have you seen the Doctor Pepper with Jerry? Yeah? Yeah,
prote he's an actor.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Yeah, he's great the landman.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
But they so he leans into the car and he's
got that big smile, and then they cut away to
a wider shot, but there's a sign that blocks his face,
so you just see somebody walking. It's not Jerry, but
he's gonna be Jerry in the commercial and he's just
holding the cannon as he walks, and the commercial the
(24:21):
like a yield sign or something. Is right there. So
they probably said to Jerry, all you got to do
is walk in, say a line, and then you're done. Yeah,
lean down, say something to walk out Fansville. Yes, Marvin, I.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
Have a question for Shay, and I've asked you this
before on the main show. But as Jerry Jones thinks
he's different than the other owners because he played Division
one football, he thinks he's a football guy that became
a billionaire, not a billionaire that you bought a football.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Team, not just that he won a national championship, right,
and he leans on that experience or vibe or whatever,
even though it was one hundred and fifty years ago.
And yeah, I think that's definitely a fucking feather in
his cap.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Yeah, I just don't if you have that much money.
Like why he's why is he doing Doctor Pepper commercials?
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Like does he famous? Not not because of the money,
because the conversation.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Not because he's getting He's like, I need this check
from Doctor Pepper. But I'm like, dude, just funk off
and chill never.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
He can't do that.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
I know he can't. I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
There's a lot of billionaire, but there's only a certain
number of billionaires who own professional teams. You want to
be famous.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
That's what he already is.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Though he wants to stay relevant. Ye, he has to
stay relevant.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Yeah, I'm doing doctor Prepper commercials.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
It's in the face of all these millions of people
and younger kids. He knows what he's doing. Yeah, yeah,
look at look at our owner. He's right there in
fan Fansville or whatever.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
There's I don't know.
Speaker 5 (25:44):
He's the only owner in sports that my wife knows.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
There you go, that's it.
Speaker 5 (25:49):
I would use the term wife famous. Somebody's like white famous,
I said, wife.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
White and white famous.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Very white, like pre civil. How about how about we
we close up shop here, Danny breeders Cup this weekend.
We always got to talk about that.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
I'll take one of your horses, Shane, if it lose,
is gonna be fucking pess.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Okay, Saturday night six forty amlok who's ten to one?
That is on the one and a half mile. And
then we got the Philly and Mayor one in three eighths.
That's Saturday Night Diamond Rain and Arizona Blaze. Look out
for that. And I do like Forever Young the Japanese
horsey in the actual bright, Larry, you going to the
(26:34):
Breeders Cunt.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
We'll be at Mama Park. Yeah, both Friday and Saturday.
Your boy Knowles is coming down. I'll be with John,
Gerard Nolan and Brian Nolan. Hope there's no fights.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Yeah, I know. They did get into a fight at
my Christmas party. Really yeah, like knockdown, drag out. One
got knocked down, sick. They might have both been on
the floor. Two of the brothers, Very Chris. Yeah, it
was in a blink of a nine. I was behind
the bar. It was late, like eleven thirty and I
(27:08):
turned around, I think to get something to you know,
pour a shot into and I turned around and two
guys who were standing there weren't standing there anymore. And
they're both about six three and they're down on the floor,
and you know, now it's say, hey, bring it.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Up, come on now, stop. You know, do you know
what they're fighting about? I have no idea, just something stupid.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Probably yeah, usual yeah, yeah. But the one that might
have gone in the fight, John, he was trying to
break up the fight with his brothers.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Oh, so he just stepped in and then got wrapped up.
And so that's a third brother yeah, there were three
three brothers. All right, but but yeah, John was there
as a peacemaker. John's your neighbor. Yeah, yeah, but John, that's.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
That's the first sound hearing about that fight. Dan, I
don't have to go. We have to research that one
this weekend.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Oh you didn't know about that.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
No, No, didn't know about that one.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
You probably weren't in damn.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
Yes, Ray, I have one thing before we go. I
want to know what Halloween looks like in your household shade.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Oh fuck, dude. First off, I don't even like celebrate Halloween.
I don't dress up. It's not even that it's a
pagan holiday. It's just another holiday. Like every holiday with kids,
or at least in my town, is a week long.
They're all, you got this shit, you got trunker treat,
you got fucking Halloween, you got you know, costumes this day,
that day. The other night. I come home and the
(28:32):
roommate has like I don't know, eight pumpkins on the
dining room table and they're all missing their guts, and
the kids are all like, we carved pumpkins. They're like, no,
you didn't. You just poked fucking holes and made a mess,
and like now they're shit everywhere and there's orange lights that.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
It's you give out candy or Bible.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
No, you give out the US Constitution a little one.
I like it. There's no trick or treating in my
house too. They can't find my fucking house. I hate it.
I hate Halloween. I hate it. But the kids are
going to get dressed up? Oh yeah, they already did.
They got four different costumes for different days of school
and trunk retreat and also the bullshit, Yeah, is your
wife gonna get dressed up? I should have asked her that.
(29:09):
I don't know you do you want her to get
dressed Yeah, we're gonna be at some house party on
Saturday night. Oh boy, that'll bet that'll be great. It'll
be weird, okay. Uh, Dylan, Big Day, Ray, Marvin Bad,
Larry Shaye and Irving Shay and Irving wherever you get
your podcast is the name of the podcast. And uh
(29:30):
that's it. We've We've done all we can do. Good
luck this weekend. We'll talk to you next week. On
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