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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
One of my bookies died ah at the Kitchen.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his
love of gambling.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And now joined by Bad Larry, Shayan, Irving and Dylan
the graphics guy.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I have friends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
All right, so this is not the voice you're used
to welcoming into this podcast.
Speaker 5 (00:35):
Now, Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
This is my ario here and Mike taking the rains
from Dan. This week Dan feeling a little bit under
the weather, and he said, why don't you fill in
for me? And I'm like, me, that's a pretty daunting ass,
I think, I said me, like very surprisingly, he said yes,
So I'm here. We got Dylan, We're in Vegas, Dylan
Graphic Sky. We have Pa Ray Marks here, we got Larry,
(01:00):
Harry Shay and Irving.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
They are remote you guys there.
Speaker 6 (01:03):
That's bad laud by the way, Bad.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Larry, I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
It's gay Larry.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
I'll come correct next time. Are you are you at
raised bad, Larry.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
I'm a fan of the show, so I know a
little bit of what's going on.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
I know you usually take from Raise, right.
Speaker 6 (01:18):
I had lunch at Rays and now I had a
one o'clock boxy tournament. I won the first game eleven ten,
eleven nine, So I was down nine to six through
a little bagel on the guy go up ten nine.
I just beat him in the first game. I'm up
four to nothing in the second game. It's a three
out of five tournament. I should beat him three straight,
but I don't want to say that on air, but yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:39):
I I just did it.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
I'm in the car. I'm just gonna give my picks
and then go back and finish kicking his ass. That's
what we're gonna do.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
I respect the hustle, so I didn't. He's too these
two degenerates all week, Larry. The numbers that they're putting
up at this casino are unreal. I know you've been
with them. I know you've been with them at a
casino before. Yeah, is it impressive? Is it amateur hour?
Speaker 6 (02:08):
Financially it was amateur hour, But they did do a
pretty good session in Atlantic City, no question about it.
I mean we couldn't. I can't even say this because
my wife will here. But Johnny p and I stay,
just stayed up all night, drove home the next morning.
We never even got a room.
Speaker 8 (02:24):
Larry was well into the thousands of dollars on Chris crosspoker, been.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
On like three grand or something, so that's was dragging
me back down here again. I think, are you I'm
not sure. I'm probably not going to go. Actually, a
buddy of mine just called about an hour ago and
so let's go to the track this afternoon, so I
might just go Mammoth Park. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
This is this a normal type of week for you, Larry?
Or a weekend?
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Is it like BATCHI Ball?
Speaker 6 (02:56):
It's pretty much normal, though it's a little more expanded
because I don't have to be home at eleven o'clock
because my wife can't go to bed without me. So
usually it's like, oh, you gotta have a car home
by ten. Then I gotta find my brother Phil to
drive me. But this weekend is you have kart launch.
She's in Jersey City, so.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Fuck yeah, we have Shae back.
Speaker 7 (03:18):
Oh yeah, it's up, brother, what's up?
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Say?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
We miss you down here last So last time we were
at the Fountain Blue, Dylan Ray Shay and I.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Yeah, it was a party.
Speaker 7 (03:29):
It was a party. Yeah, we got it in what.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Happened to you didn't show up this time?
Speaker 7 (03:34):
I have family, bullshit, I gotta be available for It's
awful and tragic, but here I am.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
It's only gonna get worse for the next fifteen years.
Say just now, yes, I saw.
Speaker 7 (03:46):
That's the thing is this day even got my kids.
This is just like my girls. Fucking family.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
Your girls are getting into the bad age where, yeah,
you're gonna you're gonna be around so a long time buddy.
Speaker 7 (03:56):
Oh dude, my ten year old thinks she's eighteen and
picking up it's bad.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Do you think you may have to play a role
in that?
Speaker 7 (04:06):
The roommate. The roommate thinks that because I cut so much,
that she's gonna like date nothing but truckers and all that.
And I said, h no, because you're so damn mean,
she's going to date some strong man to keep you
away from her.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
How'd that go?
Speaker 7 (04:25):
They go? Very well. I slept in the other room
that night.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Larry, congratulations on becoming a new grandfather.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Yeah, oh yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
Matt little Mattie Ryan. My oldest boy's name is Matthew Ryan.
I always hold my daughter. My favorite girl's name is Maddie.
I just like Madeline. So they named her Madeline.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Ryan perfect big matt Ryan fan or something.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
No, no, I just like I always liked the girl
named Mattie. I don't know why.
Speaker 7 (04:52):
How very progressive of you. Gender is nothing but a
social construct anyway, think of that way.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
But go ahead.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Can we get the birthday so we can put some
numbers on it on roulette?
Speaker 7 (05:05):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (05:05):
She was born Saturday morning, well, Saturday evening, around five o'clock,
I think five nineteen.
Speaker 7 (05:12):
She was.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
Five nineteen. She was seven pounds fourteen ounces in like
eighteen and a quarter inches long. As I got through
you guys, so.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Eleven and fifteen, all right, eleven to fifteen?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
You got that ray?
Speaker 7 (05:26):
All right?
Speaker 5 (05:26):
All right?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
So pe recapping from last week. Larry, you're down nine
units on the year. You lost three units last week. Dylan,
you're down thirty five and a half units.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
What are you doing? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Let's we can skip past that far.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
You didn't win a single unit last week, not surprising.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
This happened every year.
Speaker 8 (05:43):
As I go down, these two fucking dickheads make fun
of me, and then I work my way back up
and I'm in the black by the end of the season.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
Well we're hoping for natually. I mean, Dylan, no problem.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Oh last year, twenty seven units at Super Bowl. So
you got some work to do you and get back
to I mean as.
Speaker 8 (06:01):
Thirty five and a half unit hole, so getting back
to zero would be pretty good.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
And then Shay, you're up one unit. You won two
units last week.
Speaker 7 (06:10):
Uh dude, I'm down like eight over the last two weeks.
I've been getting fucking smoked.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
So we are in Vegas and the big big news
this week is Shdor Sanders. Yeah, he's gonna be starting
for the Browns against.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
The UH Raiders.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
The Raiders, yep, this in Vegas, Yeah, in Vegas. Uh
So we got some props on him. Over his over
under is over two hundred yards, passing is plus two forty.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
What do we think about that?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
I mean, I like I like it, I love it.
Speaker 7 (06:42):
I love that ship, I like it.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Over what's his interception number? Half the unit.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Half probably half a pick. My guess is it's minus
like a couple.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I'll look it up.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
That's a lot of a couple, you're gonna throw a
couple of picks.
Speaker 8 (06:58):
Dude, over two fifty the passing yards is plus eight forty.
Speaker 7 (07:03):
I mean, I think he has a coming out party.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Yeah, And I think that's wheorth a sprinkle.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
And he's long on every down.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
And his longest completion over are his longest completion over
under nineteen and a half yards.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
I feel like that you mashed that over.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
Yeah, I do too. Like he's got a good long ball.
That's probably his best Dude, I got him anytime touchdown
this weekend. I think he has a coming out party
against Vegas and people. The media frenzy that's going to
exist because of this shit is going to be second
to none.
Speaker 8 (07:35):
Also that Raiders are fucking Swiss cheese. If there's a
team never been, you.
Speaker 7 (07:39):
Do it right, right? Ray? Ray?
Speaker 6 (07:42):
Can I ven you fifty bucks for that over? Bet?
I went over the nineteen and a half yards for
his longest completion.
Speaker 9 (07:48):
Yeah, I'll book that for you.
Speaker 10 (07:49):
I think though, like Vegas is probably telling you it's
a Quinn Shawn Jenkins game, do you think so?
Speaker 7 (07:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (07:54):
If it's two or plus eight fifty for two.
Speaker 9 (07:57):
Or three yards, like they're probably going to run the
ball with Hugkins.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
Yeah. Well they say that's exactly what they're doing because
Vegas is one of the worst, you know, past or
rush defenses in the country. But I think I think
the Browns are going to be down and he's going
to have to do some heroic shit an area the
fuck out.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
He's also coming to Vegas. You see what see thee
Lamb and George Pickens got into a couple of barfing
at then a couple of days ago.
Speaker 7 (08:24):
Yeah, that's some hero shit, dude.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Yeah, and then they both bawled out chadors minus two
hundred to throw a pick if anybody wants any action.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
Minus two hundred to throw a pick at half a pick.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
Yep, yeah, yeah, all right.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
I want fifty bucks on that. I'll send you one
hundred dollars.
Speaker 9 (08:46):
That sounds good.
Speaker 6 (08:48):
I'm sending ray On venmo that to you, right, Yeah.
Speaker 10 (08:51):
Just send me the vemo again, Larry. You've been sending
me like three different people have vemoed me and I
don't know who they are, and then I'm always like,
it's fifty bucks, it's from Larry.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
Yeah. Well the person one was a waitress at Raise.
The second one was my son who happened to be
and raised Like when I I don't know how to Beno.
Speaker 8 (09:10):
Larry's got his fucking bet runners all working for him.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Shit, what happened? What happened with Rico Dowells last week?
Speaker 7 (09:20):
Oh my god, dude?
Speaker 8 (09:22):
Yeah, can we talk about how I'm the only one
who hit my bet from the parlay?
Speaker 7 (09:25):
No, I hit my bet. It was collusion from the NFL. Dude,
they called the touchdown back. He was not out of bounds.
It was beautiful and it was at the very fucking
it would have been. It would have sealed my fucking day.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Well, the bet was Rico Dowells U from Shade Jamir Gibbs.
Anytime touchdown that didn't hit Nico Collins hit.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Yes, Nico Collins did hit Mario.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
They had a little later.
Speaker 7 (09:49):
In the game.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
I had that too.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Whatever, all right, is there any anything that we got
to review from last week?
Speaker 5 (09:59):
And he discreptant?
Speaker 4 (09:59):
See, I know that units are usually an issue with Larry.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
Any bad beats anybody had.
Speaker 7 (10:06):
I didn't. I didn't.
Speaker 6 (10:07):
I just have to trust you guys. When I was
in the hospital all day Saturday and Sunday with the
birth of the Bay I didn't watch any games. I
know my Notre Dame squad kicked ass. I didn't have
that on the show, but trust me, I had it. Yeah,
I'm accepting the two. I lost two units and I'm
down like nine. You said, where is Shay though? He's
like you.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Even you're down nine on the year, Larry, you lost
three last week.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
Shay is up one unit. He won two units, so
he's up ten units on me.
Speaker 7 (10:34):
Okay, say wait, I was negative one last week.
Speaker 9 (10:38):
Yeah, downside with us.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
We're looking at I'm looking at your uh, your picks
from last week. Larry, you had a nice cover on
the New Mexico State plus thirty nine and a half
last minute there, Yeah, a little back door.
Speaker 6 (10:55):
Gets back to the Georgia from the week before where
they fucking just went to stir up like eleven and
they don't run them for a touchdown to go up
to seventeen. Where they kidding me, Larry, smart play, smart play, Yeah,
it's not a smart play smart play. If you're up
seven or up eight or up one, you know we
don't have to run the clock out there, guys, score
a touchdown.
Speaker 8 (11:14):
Larry, you did kind of fuck up. Remember last week,
the line on Utah moved to seven and a half.
Speaker 6 (11:18):
You bitch down in a half of me, and I did.
I did check that in the hospital and that game
hun off at nine, So I screwed myself and I
know you won on it though them very nice. You
took advantage of me, Larry.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
I'll take advantage of you every day.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
Bill.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
And you also had a little bit of a tough
one when you're Jamis Winston Parlay.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Yeah that sucks.
Speaker 8 (11:40):
He got the pick pick at the buzzer, but no
touchdown he except he ran when it did before the game.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Game Jamis was plus twelve hundred anytime touchdown scorer.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Yeah, I took. I took the plus twelve hundred.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
They had it on another sports book that will remain unnamed,
that plus five hundred.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
That's a huge discrepancy.
Speaker 8 (11:57):
That muss mean DraftKings must have thought something that, like,
I don't know for him to be that much.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
It was, yeah, plus five hundred and one and plus
twelve hundred and another.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
I had both, So it's crazy. You also had Jets
money line. What were you teaching last week?
Speaker 8 (12:13):
Okay, that first drive after that first drive was like this,
that was a drive that.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Looked like a competent football team, and then immediately.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
That just went the shit. Yeah, I mean you should
never go by the Jets first.
Speaker 8 (12:25):
I mean, the Jets are one of the first teams
on my don't bet list, so immediately broke that rule.
Speaker 10 (12:31):
Oh, I actually counted it. You've broken the rule seven
times this year.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Okay, I've broken the rule seven times.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
All right, So let's get into this week. Shay, you're
in the lead, so let's start off with you.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
Let's get your college football picks for.
Speaker 7 (12:43):
This week, all right. I got Steven f Austin and
Northwestern State under fifty one. I got South Dakota State,
North Dakota under fifty one. There too, Fau plus seven
against Store and then the fucking Battle of the bitches
(13:03):
Yale plus eight and a half against Harvard.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
The dork battle that goes you're not buying in on Yukona, everybody.
I feel like everybody is in on Yukon this year.
They have the Fidano Kid, and they have Skyler Bell.
Speaker 7 (13:18):
They do. Everybody loves Yukon. But traveling down there, these
Yankees don't know what the fucking Florida could do to
a man. I do.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
Larry, will go to your college football bets for the week.
Speaker 6 (13:30):
Okay, I have a college and a couple of teasers,
so you want the teasers now. Also, we're just like.
Speaker 7 (13:37):
I have.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
It's the only reason your lead. And I've lost every
teaser I bet this year, so are doing it again.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
I'm seeing that your teasers with the NFL, Larry, So
let's only hear your h.
Speaker 6 (13:48):
College my college bets. Okay, I got Virginia attach plus
eighteen against Miami, and they got Tennessee minus to three
and a half against Florida. They're just two one unit bets.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
Bill.
Speaker 8 (14:01):
Yeah, I've got my new team u n l V
minus three against Hawaii.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Here. We're actually gonna be going to the game, I
believe tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (14:11):
So yeah, we're getting to hook them.
Speaker 7 (14:13):
Yep.
Speaker 8 (14:14):
If I have to get in there and kick, so
be it.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
Dylan was with the v squad this week.
Speaker 7 (14:20):
Yeah, I went.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
I went kicking yesterday. It did not go well.
Speaker 7 (14:26):
I don't think.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
I don't think you had to say that.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
I think I have shin splints now, yeah, god go.
Speaker 8 (14:34):
And then so I got un l V minus three
against Hawaii, Kennesaw State minus six and a half against
Missouri State.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
They kind of shipped the bed last week, but I'm
still a believer.
Speaker 8 (14:43):
Oregon minus nine and a half against Jay's Trojans.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Uh Vandy, where is that game?
Speaker 7 (14:50):
Where is that game?
Speaker 9 (14:51):
Egene?
Speaker 5 (14:52):
It's in gen alright?
Speaker 7 (14:53):
Alright?
Speaker 5 (14:55):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (14:55):
Our Vandy minus nine and a half against kN Sucky and
then Florida plus four three and a half four against Tennessee.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Either one.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Haven't taking it.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Cool?
Speaker 5 (15:05):
Moving on to the NFL.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Now, just reading some notes here, and this is not
from me, Larry, but I'm just simply reading notes here.
It says, is Larry a bitch for taking a near
minus three hundred and a parlay?
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (15:20):
Correct, Okay, I want I'm coming back with Gibbs. You
didn't score last week, so I'm taking them this week.
I didn't know what the odds were, but.
Speaker 10 (15:28):
I texted you them like an hour ago, and he said,
I'm sticky with.
Speaker 8 (15:31):
It, Larry, Larry, what about if you do Gibbs two
plus touchdowns?
Speaker 6 (15:36):
No, you guys want to change the name on the building.
I don't. I always want to win the party.
Speaker 10 (15:44):
You're also bitching about this fair point. Shit, You're bitching
about this pick. Your pick is debatably way worse. So
she's got.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Yeah, I kind of like it.
Speaker 7 (15:59):
Touchdown is what.
Speaker 9 (16:01):
Plus five fifty?
Speaker 7 (16:03):
Okay, what are we talking about?
Speaker 9 (16:06):
That's an insane bet.
Speaker 7 (16:08):
That's smart. That's good.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Okay, smart, Mine smart too.
Speaker 9 (16:11):
Max Crosby's gonna be chasing his ass down.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
He's addicted to the juice. You can't you can't blame him.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
She's addicted to the Jews.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
And then Dell, you've got Sangos money line versus the
Patriots plus two thirty five.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Yep, lock, it's a lock. They've got no Jamar Chase.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Burrow maybe coming back. I saw a report from chef
there to that, uh part, I want that?
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Or do I want flacout?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
No?
Speaker 7 (16:34):
No, I want Flacco.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
I think you want to.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Yeah, all right, so let's get into your NFL bets
for the week, shay, uh, you can kick us off
here too.
Speaker 7 (16:44):
I got the fighting Joe Flacco's plus six and a half. Yeah,
I got door plus four. Uh, Jacksonville laying the two.
I think it's two down, two and a half.
Speaker 5 (16:56):
Three, it's three, yeah, miney three.
Speaker 7 (17:00):
I'm taking that. Jacksonville laying three. And then the fight
in Hyahuascas plus three, no surgery needed. I think he's
gonna be a real good dude.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
Steelers plus two and a half versus the Bears two
and a half now, yeah, plus two and a half
versus the Bears.
Speaker 7 (17:16):
Fuck that sucks ass, all right, whatever, I'm taking it.
Speaker 5 (17:22):
What do you guys think about?
Speaker 4 (17:23):
So I'm looking Mike rabel is minus one ten almost
even to win Coach of the Year.
Speaker 5 (17:29):
Doesn't that feel like a lock?
Speaker 7 (17:31):
Absolutely? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Yeah, Steichen's plus two hundred stikeens. I mean, they've had
a great season.
Speaker 8 (17:37):
But Rabel's also like the prodigal sun returning too.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Yeah, It's like he's like the media darling here in
the patri you know, he's a patriot.
Speaker 9 (17:47):
Patriot's schedule is also super easy, and I think.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
They're the easiest schedule.
Speaker 10 (17:50):
Yeah, they had the easiest schedule this year, and it's
just not even that hard to the remaining of the year.
Speaker 9 (17:55):
So they're gonna win thirteen games.
Speaker 7 (17:58):
I think thirteen Jesus, they have what eight?
Speaker 5 (18:01):
Now, right?
Speaker 7 (18:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (18:02):
The eight and two?
Speaker 6 (18:06):
What do you got? Okay, so one unit that's in
the NFL. I got the Bills minus to five and
a half against the Texans. I got the Lions minus
to ten and a half against my Giants. I got
the Colts plus three and a half against the Chiefs,
and I have Chase Cowboys plus three and a half
against the Eagles.
Speaker 7 (18:26):
That dude, unluck that.
Speaker 6 (18:29):
Then I have two unit teases the Lions and a
pick them against the Giants. Right, I'm getting half a point,
so literally a pick them. I got under fifty five
in the Bear's Pittsburgh game, and I got Texas College
getting one and a half from Arkansas, and then a
second teams I have over JMU at thirty two and
(18:49):
a half, Texas again getting a point and a half
from Arkansas, and then I got the Lions and a
pick them against.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
The Giants, just based on history.
Speaker 8 (19:00):
Taking Arkansas the money line might be a good idea.
Speaker 6 (19:05):
They shocked not it ain't beat it by fifty Texans.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
In trouble, Larry, why are you still doing teasers? You've
lost everyone this year.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
I've lost five separate teasers on the show, and I
figure I'm doing the hit one, so I got two
teens I'm gonna agree with say right now?
Speaker 7 (19:26):
Now, Wow, what did he say?
Speaker 6 (19:30):
What did the Dylan just do?
Speaker 8 (19:32):
I just said I actually agree with your logic there
that you are probably due to hit one of these.
Speaker 7 (19:36):
Good for me.
Speaker 6 (19:39):
The one I'm scared about now is a Bears Pittsburgh.
I mean fifty five points that's gonna be the winner
is gonna have twenty seven, So that's pretty much a lock,
I think. But I'm gonna get out of the car
and go back up. These guys are fucking yelling at me.
All right, Larry, thanks, I'm still on listen to me.
I'm still on the phone because I want to hear
Shay's picks and a wrap it up. You got thanks
(20:01):
a lot, but I gotta go kick some ass, all right?
Speaker 4 (20:06):
If Dan was here getting an earful right now by Larry?
Speaker 5 (20:10):
Is it is it me and that Mario? Or really quick?
Does this happen every week with Larry? He kind of
just bounced, Oh yeah, what.
Speaker 7 (20:17):
Was He's the most important person you've never heard of.
He's like a fucking diplomatic, so much.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Shit going on, diplomat with special needs.
Speaker 5 (20:25):
You guys do this at the same time every week?
Speaker 7 (20:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (20:31):
Anyways, Bill, what's your NFL picks for the one right.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Thursday Night football?
Speaker 8 (20:37):
Dawson knocks first touchdown score plus fifteen hundred. Whoa, I'm
still trying time tight end, primetime tight end.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (20:46):
And then I've also got the Bills minus five and
a half against the Texans, the Chefs minus three and
a half against the Colts, and the Stillers plus two
and a half against the Bears.
Speaker 10 (20:58):
You want to cover your bases with me and mixing
a Dalton Schultz in there.
Speaker 9 (21:03):
He's on fire right now?
Speaker 8 (21:04):
Actually all right, yeah, I'll do Dalton Schultz first touchdown.
I've done this a million times where I take one
of them and then the other team's title.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
Sultz this plus three thirty first touchdown?
Speaker 9 (21:14):
Oh, first touchdown?
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Yeah, I want I'll take him first plus nineteen hundreds.
Speaker 8 (21:17):
Okay, I'm gonna take him first. And Dawson Knox first.
King Kid's out.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Lock it in last.
Speaker 5 (21:25):
Year Knocks he didn't score.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
I feel like I feel like he's due this week.
They always, I mean Josh Allen, Dolvis Fines.
Speaker 8 (21:33):
I feel like the Bills tight ends always score in
prime time.
Speaker 9 (21:36):
Smells like a Josh Allen first touchdown score?
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Question?
Speaker 7 (21:43):
Is there a bet available where you can like pick
the first, second, third touchdown like I try?
Speaker 2 (21:49):
You can?
Speaker 7 (21:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (21:50):
You can?
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Oh, I don't know if you can try affect that
the odds, that would be astronomical.
Speaker 7 (21:57):
Yeah. Yeah, that's a good idea.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
That is a very good idea.
Speaker 7 (22:01):
Like horse racing.
Speaker 10 (22:02):
I mean, yeah, if you want to get around it,
you could just do the first touchdown score and then
just mix in any time scores and yeah, but obviously
the juice isn't going to be as good as like
an exact body.
Speaker 8 (22:12):
Do you like how Shae sees life through the lens
of horse racing?
Speaker 4 (22:16):
I do there anything you want us to bet? Any
numbers you want us to bet while we're here, shay
anything in your honor being that you can.
Speaker 7 (22:24):
Yeah, I mean I would definitely if you're betting, do
you got to pick three? Or you going to casinos?
What are you all doing? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:30):
When we're living in one?
Speaker 7 (22:32):
All right? Well, I mean are you're betting? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (22:34):
We I mean, unsurprisingly the last two days we've gotten
kind of hosed on blackjack.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Did well on bubble craps.
Speaker 8 (22:40):
You did hit a heart six, yes, yeah, we hit
it right, and I hit a big hard six, did you?
Speaker 7 (22:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Like forty bucks on it?
Speaker 7 (22:51):
No ship?
Speaker 9 (22:52):
Yeah? You have what the hard force on you?
Speaker 7 (22:55):
No? Heartsick they got heart stick ship.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Maybe you just have to keep hammering hard six.
Speaker 7 (23:01):
You have to. I was down to one hundred and
fifty dollars at the Mirage probably fifteen years ago, and
some drunk told me to put it all in a
hard six and then he fucking rolled it and it
was the greatest day of my life.
Speaker 8 (23:14):
That's electroc talking to myself. Some drunk told me to
fucking put it on hard sex. Just in the corner,
talking to himself.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
Before we end.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
I mean, I'm probably only going to get one chance
to host this podcast, so I want to give a
little bit of my own. I want to put a
little bit of my own some audio favor.
Speaker 7 (23:37):
Are you sing a bad bunny song?
Speaker 5 (23:39):
No, but I do.
Speaker 7 (23:40):
I do.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Want to get everybody on Puerto Rico plus nine hundred
for the World Baseball Classic in March.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
Fine, that what's it?
Speaker 3 (23:50):
What's the DRS odds?
Speaker 5 (23:52):
So here's what we got.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
We got the US is plus one sixty bores me,
Japan's plus two ninety bores me. The Dominicans are plus
uh four to twenty five in Puerto Rico's fourth That
plus nine hundred give.
Speaker 8 (24:05):
Me the dr at plus four twenty five. You kidding,
I don't want shall you want to ride the dr
with me?
Speaker 7 (24:12):
Fuck no, you fucking communists. I'm riding America.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
This worked out super well for you with the Ryder Cup.
You fucking ding dong dude.
Speaker 7 (24:20):
I will never I will never forget that fucking Sunday.
That was the worst Sunday. And I've been I've been
to baptisms that were awful. That was the worst Sunday
of my life.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
Well, I am gonna go to Puerto Rico for the
World Baseball Classic. If you guys not want to join, that.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Would be fun.
Speaker 5 (24:37):
Ah, would be a fun point.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Shane's a big Puerto Rico guy.
Speaker 5 (24:41):
I know he is.
Speaker 7 (24:42):
I love Puerto Rico. I'm a huge fan of Puerto Rico.
I'll go. I'll go to that all right.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
March March six, I think dyl did it? Did we
get all your NFL picks?
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
That was it.
Speaker 8 (24:49):
I went lighter on the I'm trying to go lighter
on the NFL because it's absolutely bent me.
Speaker 7 (24:53):
Over this year.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
I just have Ray in my fucking ear saying we
didn't get all doing.
Speaker 9 (24:57):
Just did your first touchdown? We need to do the
Chiefs and the Yeah, we did the Steelers.
Speaker 8 (25:02):
It was just quick that Steeler Steelers plus two and
a half feels trappy, Shay, don't you agree?
Speaker 7 (25:08):
Yeah? They do. But we're riding.
Speaker 9 (25:10):
We did the h we did the parlor.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Do fifty bucks is.
Speaker 7 (25:14):
One of the odds?
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Plug twenty eight hundred or something?
Speaker 10 (25:16):
Yeah, twenty eight fifty five at least more. Because Larry
has a minus three hundred fucking betting here.
Speaker 9 (25:22):
It's killing us.
Speaker 5 (25:24):
That is tough. Why would he do that?
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Because he's an idiot.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
He's a good guy.
Speaker 10 (25:29):
Well, like he's he's all in on like doing these
like safeish bets with his teasers, and he's zero for
seven on them. So you would think if you're laying
minus three hundred on Gibbs, you would learn your lesson.
Speaker 8 (25:38):
But only I might add Arkansas money line. Like Texas
just crashes and burns Larry. Every time Larry gets one
of those favorites to plus one on a teaser, they
always that's always the one that screws in ke On Green's.
Speaker 7 (25:50):
I think Texas is in big trouble.
Speaker 8 (25:52):
Yeah, I can add Arkansas, right, whatever the wine is money.
Speaker 5 (25:57):
Line, Okay, I'll look at him now.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Yeah, yeah, I'm doing it, Dylan, yilk a little tired.
I am fucking exhausted.
Speaker 5 (26:04):
I haven't seen you like this in a while.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
So I'm gonna let you go so you can go
rest up, because I know you have a big afternoon ahead.
Thank you, Mario, Shay, always good hearing from you. Brother,
You too, man, We'll see you soon. Ray, Thank you
for helping me navigate this.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
You did do a good job, this.
Speaker 5 (26:24):
Duck boat you you did a good job. You did
a good job. That's all we got for. Dan Patrick
takes a gamble. Hopefully Dan will be back next week. Uh,
maybe I'll get another chance to guest host. Who knows.
We'll see.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
Uh, we'll catch you next week, or they'll catch you
next week.
Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
One of my bookies died ah at the Kitchen.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his
love of gambling.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And now joined by Bad Larry, Shayan, Irving and Dylan
the graphics guy.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I have friends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
All right, so this is not the voice you're used
to welcoming into this podcast.
Speaker 5 (00:35):
Now, Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
This is my ario here and Mike taking the rains
from Dan. This week Dan feeling a little bit under
the weather, and he said, why don't you fill in
for me? And I'm like, me, that's a pretty daunting ass,
I think, I said me, like very surprisingly, he said yes,
So I'm here. We got Dylan, We're in Vegas, Dylan
Graphic Sky. We have Pa Ray Marks here, we got Larry,
(01:00):
Harry Shay and Irving.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
They are remote you guys there.
Speaker 6 (01:03):
That's bad laud by the way, Bad.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Larry, I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
It's gay Larry.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
I'll come correct next time. Are you are you at
raised bad, Larry.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
I'm a fan of the show, so I know a
little bit of what's going on.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
I know you usually take from Raise, right.
Speaker 6 (01:18):
I had lunch at Rays and now I had a
one o'clock boxy tournament. I won the first game eleven ten,
eleven nine, So I was down nine to six through
a little bagel on the guy go up ten nine.
I just beat him in the first game. I'm up
four to nothing in the second game. It's a three
out of five tournament. I should beat him three straight,
but I don't want to say that on air, but yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:39):
I I just did it.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
I'm in the car. I'm just gonna give my picks
and then go back and finish kicking his ass. That's
what we're gonna do.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
I respect the hustle, so I didn't. He's too these
two degenerates all week, Larry. The numbers that they're putting
up at this casino are unreal. I know you've been
with them. I know you've been with them at a
casino before. Yeah, is it impressive? Is it amateur hour?
Speaker 6 (02:08):
Financially it was amateur hour, But they did do a
pretty good session in Atlantic City, no question about it.
I mean we couldn't. I can't even say this because
my wife will here. But Johnny p and I stay,
just stayed up all night, drove home the next morning.
We never even got a room.
Speaker 8 (02:24):
Larry was well into the thousands of dollars on Chris crosspoker, been.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
On like three grand or something, so that's was dragging
me back down here again. I think, are you I'm
not sure. I'm probably not going to go. Actually, a
buddy of mine just called about an hour ago and
so let's go to the track this afternoon, so I
might just go Mammoth Park. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
This is this a normal type of week for you, Larry?
Or a weekend?
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Is it like BATCHI Ball?
Speaker 6 (02:56):
It's pretty much normal, though it's a little more expanded
because I don't have to be home at eleven o'clock
because my wife can't go to bed without me. So
usually it's like, oh, you gotta have a car home
by ten. Then I gotta find my brother Phil to
drive me. But this weekend is you have kart launch.
She's in Jersey City, so.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Fuck yeah, we have Shae back.
Speaker 7 (03:18):
Oh yeah, it's up, brother, what's up?
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Say?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
We miss you down here last So last time we were
at the Fountain Blue, Dylan Ray Shay and I.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Yeah, it was a party.
Speaker 7 (03:29):
It was a party. Yeah, we got it in what.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Happened to you didn't show up this time?
Speaker 7 (03:34):
I have family, bullshit, I gotta be available for It's
awful and tragic, but here I am.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
It's only gonna get worse for the next fifteen years.
Say just now, yes, I saw.
Speaker 7 (03:46):
That's the thing is this day even got my kids.
This is just like my girls. Fucking family.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
Your girls are getting into the bad age where, yeah,
you're gonna you're gonna be around so a long time buddy.
Speaker 7 (03:56):
Oh dude, my ten year old thinks she's eighteen and
picking up it's bad.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Do you think you may have to play a role
in that?
Speaker 7 (04:06):
The roommate. The roommate thinks that because I cut so much,
that she's gonna like date nothing but truckers and all that.
And I said, h no, because you're so damn mean,
she's going to date some strong man to keep you
away from her.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
How'd that go?
Speaker 7 (04:25):
They go? Very well. I slept in the other room
that night.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Larry, congratulations on becoming a new grandfather.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Yeah, oh yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
Matt little Mattie Ryan. My oldest boy's name is Matthew Ryan.
I always hold my daughter. My favorite girl's name is Maddie.
I just like Madeline. So they named her Madeline.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Ryan perfect big matt Ryan fan or something.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
No, no, I just like I always liked the girl
named Mattie. I don't know why.
Speaker 7 (04:52):
How very progressive of you. Gender is nothing but a
social construct anyway, think of that way.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
But go ahead.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Can we get the birthday so we can put some
numbers on it on roulette?
Speaker 7 (05:05):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (05:05):
She was born Saturday morning, well, Saturday evening, around five o'clock,
I think five nineteen.
Speaker 7 (05:12):
She was.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
Five nineteen. She was seven pounds fourteen ounces in like
eighteen and a quarter inches long. As I got through
you guys, so.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Eleven and fifteen, all right, eleven to fifteen?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
You got that ray?
Speaker 7 (05:26):
All right?
Speaker 5 (05:26):
All right?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
So pe recapping from last week. Larry, you're down nine
units on the year. You lost three units last week. Dylan,
you're down thirty five and a half units.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
What are you doing? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Let's we can skip past that far.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
You didn't win a single unit last week, not surprising.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
This happened every year.
Speaker 8 (05:43):
As I go down, these two fucking dickheads make fun
of me, and then I work my way back up
and I'm in the black by the end of the season.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
Well we're hoping for natually. I mean, Dylan, no problem.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Oh last year, twenty seven units at Super Bowl. So
you got some work to do you and get back
to I mean as.
Speaker 8 (06:01):
Thirty five and a half unit hole, so getting back
to zero would be pretty good.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
And then Shay, you're up one unit. You won two
units last week.
Speaker 7 (06:10):
Uh dude, I'm down like eight over the last two weeks.
I've been getting fucking smoked.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
So we are in Vegas and the big big news
this week is Shdor Sanders. Yeah, he's gonna be starting
for the Browns against.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
The UH Raiders.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
The Raiders, yep, this in Vegas, Yeah, in Vegas. Uh
So we got some props on him. Over his over
under is over two hundred yards, passing is plus two forty.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
What do we think about that?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
I mean, I like I like it, I love it.
Speaker 7 (06:42):
I love that ship, I like it.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Over what's his interception number? Half the unit.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Half probably half a pick. My guess is it's minus
like a couple.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I'll look it up.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
That's a lot of a couple, you're gonna throw a
couple of picks.
Speaker 8 (06:58):
Dude, over two fifty the passing yards is plus eight forty.
Speaker 7 (07:03):
I mean, I think he has a coming out party.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Yeah, And I think that's wheorth a sprinkle.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
And he's long on every down.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
And his longest completion over are his longest completion over
under nineteen and a half yards.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
I feel like that you mashed that over.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
Yeah, I do too. Like he's got a good long ball.
That's probably his best Dude, I got him anytime touchdown
this weekend. I think he has a coming out party
against Vegas and people. The media frenzy that's going to
exist because of this shit is going to be second
to none.
Speaker 8 (07:35):
Also that Raiders are fucking Swiss cheese. If there's a
team never been, you.
Speaker 7 (07:39):
Do it right, right? Ray? Ray?
Speaker 6 (07:42):
Can I ven you fifty bucks for that over? Bet?
I went over the nineteen and a half yards for
his longest completion.
Speaker 9 (07:48):
Yeah, I'll book that for you.
Speaker 10 (07:49):
I think though, like Vegas is probably telling you it's
a Quinn Shawn Jenkins game, do you think so?
Speaker 7 (07:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (07:54):
If it's two or plus eight fifty for two.
Speaker 9 (07:57):
Or three yards, like they're probably going to run the
ball with Hugkins.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
Yeah. Well they say that's exactly what they're doing because
Vegas is one of the worst, you know, past or
rush defenses in the country. But I think I think
the Browns are going to be down and he's going
to have to do some heroic shit an area the
fuck out.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
He's also coming to Vegas. You see what see thee
Lamb and George Pickens got into a couple of barfing
at then a couple of days ago.
Speaker 7 (08:24):
Yeah, that's some hero shit, dude.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Yeah, and then they both bawled out chadors minus two
hundred to throw a pick if anybody wants any action.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
Minus two hundred to throw a pick at half a pick.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
Yep, yeah, yeah, all right.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
I want fifty bucks on that. I'll send you one
hundred dollars.
Speaker 9 (08:46):
That sounds good.
Speaker 6 (08:48):
I'm sending ray On venmo that to you, right, Yeah.
Speaker 10 (08:51):
Just send me the vemo again, Larry. You've been sending
me like three different people have vemoed me and I
don't know who they are, and then I'm always like,
it's fifty bucks, it's from Larry.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
Yeah. Well the person one was a waitress at Raise.
The second one was my son who happened to be
and raised Like when I I don't know how to Beno.
Speaker 8 (09:10):
Larry's got his fucking bet runners all working for him.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Shit, what happened? What happened with Rico Dowells last week?
Speaker 7 (09:20):
Oh my god, dude?
Speaker 8 (09:22):
Yeah, can we talk about how I'm the only one
who hit my bet from the parlay?
Speaker 7 (09:25):
No, I hit my bet. It was collusion from the NFL. Dude,
they called the touchdown back. He was not out of bounds.
It was beautiful and it was at the very fucking
it would have been. It would have sealed my fucking day.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Well, the bet was Rico Dowells U from Shade Jamir Gibbs.
Anytime touchdown that didn't hit Nico Collins hit.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Yes, Nico Collins did hit Mario.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
They had a little later.
Speaker 7 (09:49):
In the game.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
I had that too.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Whatever, all right, is there any anything that we got
to review from last week?
Speaker 5 (09:59):
And he discreptant?
Speaker 4 (09:59):
See, I know that units are usually an issue with Larry.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
Any bad beats anybody had.
Speaker 7 (10:06):
I didn't. I didn't.
Speaker 6 (10:07):
I just have to trust you guys. When I was
in the hospital all day Saturday and Sunday with the
birth of the Bay I didn't watch any games. I
know my Notre Dame squad kicked ass. I didn't have
that on the show, but trust me, I had it. Yeah,
I'm accepting the two. I lost two units and I'm
down like nine. You said, where is Shay though? He's
like you.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Even you're down nine on the year, Larry, you lost
three last week.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
Shay is up one unit. He won two units, so
he's up ten units on me.
Speaker 7 (10:34):
Okay, say wait, I was negative one last week.
Speaker 9 (10:38):
Yeah, downside with us.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
We're looking at I'm looking at your uh, your picks
from last week. Larry, you had a nice cover on
the New Mexico State plus thirty nine and a half
last minute there, Yeah, a little back door.
Speaker 6 (10:55):
Gets back to the Georgia from the week before where
they fucking just went to stir up like eleven and
they don't run them for a touchdown to go up
to seventeen. Where they kidding me, Larry, smart play, smart play, Yeah,
it's not a smart play smart play. If you're up
seven or up eight or up one, you know we
don't have to run the clock out there, guys, score
a touchdown.
Speaker 8 (11:14):
Larry, you did kind of fuck up. Remember last week,
the line on Utah moved to seven and a half.
Speaker 6 (11:18):
You bitch down in a half of me, and I did.
I did check that in the hospital and that game
hun off at nine, So I screwed myself and I
know you won on it though them very nice. You
took advantage of me, Larry.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
I'll take advantage of you every day.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
Bill.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
And you also had a little bit of a tough
one when you're Jamis Winston Parlay.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Yeah that sucks.
Speaker 8 (11:40):
He got the pick pick at the buzzer, but no
touchdown he except he ran when it did before the game.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Game Jamis was plus twelve hundred anytime touchdown scorer.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Yeah, I took. I took the plus twelve hundred.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
They had it on another sports book that will remain unnamed,
that plus five hundred.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
That's a huge discrepancy.
Speaker 8 (11:57):
That muss mean DraftKings must have thought something that, like,
I don't know for him to be that much.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
It was, yeah, plus five hundred and one and plus
twelve hundred and another.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
I had both, So it's crazy. You also had Jets
money line. What were you teaching last week?
Speaker 8 (12:13):
Okay, that first drive after that first drive was like this,
that was a drive that.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Looked like a competent football team, and then immediately.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
That just went the shit. Yeah, I mean you should
never go by the Jets first.
Speaker 8 (12:25):
I mean, the Jets are one of the first teams
on my don't bet list, so immediately broke that rule.
Speaker 10 (12:31):
Oh, I actually counted it. You've broken the rule seven
times this year.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Okay, I've broken the rule seven times.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
All right, So let's get into this week. Shay, you're
in the lead, so let's start off with you.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
Let's get your college football picks for.
Speaker 7 (12:43):
This week, all right. I got Steven f Austin and
Northwestern State under fifty one. I got South Dakota State,
North Dakota under fifty one. There too, Fau plus seven
against Store and then the fucking Battle of the bitches
(13:03):
Yale plus eight and a half against Harvard.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
The dork battle that goes you're not buying in on Yukona, everybody.
I feel like everybody is in on Yukon this year.
They have the Fidano Kid, and they have Skyler Bell.
Speaker 7 (13:18):
They do. Everybody loves Yukon. But traveling down there, these
Yankees don't know what the fucking Florida could do to
a man. I do.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
Larry, will go to your college football bets for the week.
Speaker 6 (13:30):
Okay, I have a college and a couple of teasers,
so you want the teasers now. Also, we're just like.
Speaker 7 (13:37):
I have.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
It's the only reason your lead. And I've lost every
teaser I bet this year, so are doing it again.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
I'm seeing that your teasers with the NFL, Larry, So
let's only hear your h.
Speaker 6 (13:48):
College my college bets. Okay, I got Virginia attach plus
eighteen against Miami, and they got Tennessee minus to three
and a half against Florida. They're just two one unit bets.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
Bill.
Speaker 8 (14:01):
Yeah, I've got my new team u n l V
minus three against Hawaii.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Here. We're actually gonna be going to the game, I
believe tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (14:11):
So yeah, we're getting to hook them.
Speaker 7 (14:13):
Yep.
Speaker 8 (14:14):
If I have to get in there and kick, so
be it.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
Dylan was with the v squad this week.
Speaker 7 (14:20):
Yeah, I went.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
I went kicking yesterday. It did not go well.
Speaker 7 (14:26):
I don't think.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
I don't think you had to say that.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
I think I have shin splints now, yeah, god go.
Speaker 8 (14:34):
And then so I got un l V minus three
against Hawaii, Kennesaw State minus six and a half against
Missouri State.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
They kind of shipped the bed last week, but I'm
still a believer.
Speaker 8 (14:43):
Oregon minus nine and a half against Jay's Trojans.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Uh Vandy, where is that game?
Speaker 7 (14:50):
Where is that game?
Speaker 9 (14:51):
Egene?
Speaker 5 (14:52):
It's in gen alright?
Speaker 7 (14:53):
Alright?
Speaker 5 (14:55):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (14:55):
Our Vandy minus nine and a half against kN Sucky and
then Florida plus four three and a half four against Tennessee.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Either one.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Haven't taking it.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Cool?
Speaker 5 (15:05):
Moving on to the NFL.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Now, just reading some notes here, and this is not
from me, Larry, but I'm just simply reading notes here.
It says, is Larry a bitch for taking a near
minus three hundred and a parlay?
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (15:20):
Correct, Okay, I want I'm coming back with Gibbs. You
didn't score last week, so I'm taking them this week.
I didn't know what the odds were, but.
Speaker 10 (15:28):
I texted you them like an hour ago, and he said,
I'm sticky with.
Speaker 8 (15:31):
It, Larry, Larry, what about if you do Gibbs two
plus touchdowns?
Speaker 6 (15:36):
No, you guys want to change the name on the building.
I don't. I always want to win the party.
Speaker 10 (15:44):
You're also bitching about this fair point. Shit, You're bitching
about this pick. Your pick is debatably way worse. So
she's got.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Yeah, I kind of like it.
Speaker 7 (15:59):
Touchdown is what.
Speaker 9 (16:01):
Plus five fifty?
Speaker 7 (16:03):
Okay, what are we talking about?
Speaker 9 (16:06):
That's an insane bet.
Speaker 7 (16:08):
That's smart. That's good.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Okay, smart, Mine smart too.
Speaker 9 (16:11):
Max Crosby's gonna be chasing his ass down.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
He's addicted to the juice. You can't you can't blame him.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
She's addicted to the Jews.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
And then Dell, you've got Sangos money line versus the
Patriots plus two thirty five.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Yep, lock, it's a lock. They've got no Jamar Chase.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Burrow maybe coming back. I saw a report from chef
there to that, uh part, I want that?
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Or do I want flacout?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
No?
Speaker 7 (16:34):
No, I want Flacco.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
I think you want to.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Yeah, all right, so let's get into your NFL bets
for the week, shay, uh, you can kick us off
here too.
Speaker 7 (16:44):
I got the fighting Joe Flacco's plus six and a half. Yeah,
I got door plus four. Uh, Jacksonville laying the two.
I think it's two down, two and a half.
Speaker 5 (16:56):
Three, it's three, yeah, miney three.
Speaker 7 (17:00):
I'm taking that. Jacksonville laying three. And then the fight
in Hyahuascas plus three, no surgery needed. I think he's
gonna be a real good dude.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
Steelers plus two and a half versus the Bears two
and a half now, yeah, plus two and a half
versus the Bears.
Speaker 7 (17:16):
Fuck that sucks ass, all right, whatever, I'm taking it.
Speaker 5 (17:22):
What do you guys think about?
Speaker 4 (17:23):
So I'm looking Mike rabel is minus one ten almost
even to win Coach of the Year.
Speaker 5 (17:29):
Doesn't that feel like a lock?
Speaker 7 (17:31):
Absolutely? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Yeah, Steichen's plus two hundred stikeens. I mean, they've had
a great season.
Speaker 8 (17:37):
But Rabel's also like the prodigal sun returning too.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Yeah, It's like he's like the media darling here in
the patri you know, he's a patriot.
Speaker 9 (17:47):
Patriot's schedule is also super easy, and I think.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
They're the easiest schedule.
Speaker 10 (17:50):
Yeah, they had the easiest schedule this year, and it's
just not even that hard to the remaining of the year.
Speaker 9 (17:55):
So they're gonna win thirteen games.
Speaker 7 (17:58):
I think thirteen Jesus, they have what eight?
Speaker 5 (18:01):
Now, right?
Speaker 7 (18:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (18:02):
The eight and two?
Speaker 6 (18:06):
What do you got? Okay, so one unit that's in
the NFL. I got the Bills minus to five and
a half against the Texans. I got the Lions minus
to ten and a half against my Giants. I got
the Colts plus three and a half against the Chiefs,
and I have Chase Cowboys plus three and a half
against the Eagles.
Speaker 7 (18:26):
That dude, unluck that.
Speaker 6 (18:29):
Then I have two unit teases the Lions and a
pick them against the Giants. Right, I'm getting half a point,
so literally a pick them. I got under fifty five
in the Bear's Pittsburgh game, and I got Texas College
getting one and a half from Arkansas, and then a
second teams I have over JMU at thirty two and
(18:49):
a half, Texas again getting a point and a half
from Arkansas, and then I got the Lions and a
pick them against.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
The Giants, just based on history.
Speaker 8 (19:00):
Taking Arkansas the money line might be a good idea.
Speaker 6 (19:05):
They shocked not it ain't beat it by fifty Texans.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
In trouble, Larry, why are you still doing teasers? You've
lost everyone this year.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
I've lost five separate teasers on the show, and I
figure I'm doing the hit one, so I got two
teens I'm gonna agree with say right now?
Speaker 7 (19:26):
Now, Wow, what did he say?
Speaker 6 (19:30):
What did the Dylan just do?
Speaker 8 (19:32):
I just said I actually agree with your logic there
that you are probably due to hit one of these.
Speaker 7 (19:36):
Good for me.
Speaker 6 (19:39):
The one I'm scared about now is a Bears Pittsburgh.
I mean fifty five points that's gonna be the winner
is gonna have twenty seven, So that's pretty much a lock,
I think. But I'm gonna get out of the car
and go back up. These guys are fucking yelling at me.
All right, Larry, thanks, I'm still on listen to me.
I'm still on the phone because I want to hear
Shay's picks and a wrap it up. You got thanks
(20:01):
a lot, but I gotta go kick some ass, all right?
Speaker 4 (20:06):
If Dan was here getting an earful right now by Larry?
Speaker 5 (20:10):
Is it is it me and that Mario? Or really quick?
Does this happen every week with Larry? He kind of
just bounced, Oh yeah, what.
Speaker 7 (20:17):
Was He's the most important person you've never heard of.
He's like a fucking diplomatic, so much.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Shit going on, diplomat with special needs.
Speaker 5 (20:25):
You guys do this at the same time every week?
Speaker 7 (20:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (20:31):
Anyways, Bill, what's your NFL picks for the one right.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Thursday Night football?
Speaker 8 (20:37):
Dawson knocks first touchdown score plus fifteen hundred. Whoa, I'm
still trying time tight end, primetime tight end.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (20:46):
And then I've also got the Bills minus five and
a half against the Texans, the Chefs minus three and
a half against the Colts, and the Stillers plus two
and a half against the Bears.
Speaker 10 (20:58):
You want to cover your bases with me and mixing
a Dalton Schultz in there.
Speaker 9 (21:03):
He's on fire right now?
Speaker 8 (21:04):
Actually all right, yeah, I'll do Dalton Schultz first touchdown.
I've done this a million times where I take one
of them and then the other team's title.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
Sultz this plus three thirty first touchdown?
Speaker 9 (21:14):
Oh, first touchdown?
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Yeah, I want I'll take him first plus nineteen hundreds.
Speaker 8 (21:17):
Okay, I'm gonna take him first. And Dawson Knox first.
King Kid's out.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Lock it in last.
Speaker 5 (21:25):
Year Knocks he didn't score.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
I feel like I feel like he's due this week.
They always, I mean Josh Allen, Dolvis Fines.
Speaker 8 (21:33):
I feel like the Bills tight ends always score in
prime time.
Speaker 9 (21:36):
Smells like a Josh Allen first touchdown score?
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Question?
Speaker 7 (21:43):
Is there a bet available where you can like pick
the first, second, third touchdown like I try?
Speaker 2 (21:49):
You can?
Speaker 7 (21:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (21:50):
You can?
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Oh, I don't know if you can try affect that
the odds, that would be astronomical.
Speaker 7 (21:57):
Yeah. Yeah, that's a good idea.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
That is a very good idea.
Speaker 7 (22:01):
Like horse racing.
Speaker 10 (22:02):
I mean, yeah, if you want to get around it,
you could just do the first touchdown score and then
just mix in any time scores and yeah, but obviously
the juice isn't going to be as good as like
an exact body.
Speaker 8 (22:12):
Do you like how Shae sees life through the lens
of horse racing?
Speaker 4 (22:16):
I do there anything you want us to bet? Any
numbers you want us to bet while we're here, shay
anything in your honor being that you can.
Speaker 7 (22:24):
Yeah, I mean I would definitely if you're betting, do
you got to pick three? Or you going to casinos?
What are you all doing? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:30):
When we're living in one?
Speaker 7 (22:32):
All right? Well, I mean are you're betting? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (22:34):
We I mean, unsurprisingly the last two days we've gotten
kind of hosed on blackjack.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Did well on bubble craps.
Speaker 8 (22:40):
You did hit a heart six, yes, yeah, we hit
it right, and I hit a big hard six, did you?
Speaker 7 (22:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Like forty bucks on it?
Speaker 7 (22:51):
No ship?
Speaker 9 (22:52):
Yeah? You have what the hard force on you?
Speaker 7 (22:55):
No? Heartsick they got heart stick ship.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Maybe you just have to keep hammering hard six.
Speaker 7 (23:01):
You have to. I was down to one hundred and
fifty dollars at the Mirage probably fifteen years ago, and
some drunk told me to put it all in a
hard six and then he fucking rolled it and it
was the greatest day of my life.
Speaker 8 (23:14):
That's electroc talking to myself. Some drunk told me to
fucking put it on hard sex. Just in the corner,
talking to himself.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
Before we end.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
I mean, I'm probably only going to get one chance
to host this podcast, so I want to give a
little bit of my own. I want to put a
little bit of my own some audio favor.
Speaker 7 (23:37):
Are you sing a bad bunny song?
Speaker 5 (23:39):
No, but I do.
Speaker 7 (23:40):
I do.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Want to get everybody on Puerto Rico plus nine hundred
for the World Baseball Classic in March.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
Fine, that what's it?
Speaker 3 (23:50):
What's the DRS odds?
Speaker 5 (23:52):
So here's what we got.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
We got the US is plus one sixty bores me,
Japan's plus two ninety bores me. The Dominicans are plus
uh four to twenty five in Puerto Rico's fourth That
plus nine hundred give.
Speaker 8 (24:05):
Me the dr at plus four twenty five. You kidding,
I don't want shall you want to ride the dr
with me?
Speaker 7 (24:12):
Fuck no, you fucking communists. I'm riding America.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
This worked out super well for you with the Ryder Cup.
You fucking ding dong dude.
Speaker 7 (24:20):
I will never I will never forget that fucking Sunday.
That was the worst Sunday. And I've been I've been
to baptisms that were awful. That was the worst Sunday
of my life.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
Well, I am gonna go to Puerto Rico for the
World Baseball Classic. If you guys not want to join, that.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Would be fun.
Speaker 5 (24:37):
Ah, would be a fun point.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Shane's a big Puerto Rico guy.
Speaker 5 (24:41):
I know he is.
Speaker 7 (24:42):
I love Puerto Rico. I'm a huge fan of Puerto Rico.
I'll go. I'll go to that all right.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
March March six, I think dyl did it? Did we
get all your NFL picks?
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
That was it.
Speaker 8 (24:49):
I went lighter on the I'm trying to go lighter
on the NFL because it's absolutely bent me.
Speaker 7 (24:53):
Over this year.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
I just have Ray in my fucking ear saying we
didn't get all doing.
Speaker 9 (24:57):
Just did your first touchdown? We need to do the
Chiefs and the Yeah, we did the Steelers.
Speaker 8 (25:02):
It was just quick that Steeler Steelers plus two and
a half feels trappy, Shay, don't you agree?
Speaker 7 (25:08):
Yeah? They do. But we're riding.
Speaker 9 (25:10):
We did the h we did the parlor.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Do fifty bucks is.
Speaker 7 (25:14):
One of the odds?
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Plug twenty eight hundred or something?
Speaker 10 (25:16):
Yeah, twenty eight fifty five at least more. Because Larry
has a minus three hundred fucking betting here.
Speaker 9 (25:22):
It's killing us.
Speaker 5 (25:24):
That is tough. Why would he do that?
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Because he's an idiot.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
He's a good guy.
Speaker 10 (25:29):
Well, like he's he's all in on like doing these
like safeish bets with his teasers, and he's zero for
seven on them. So you would think if you're laying
minus three hundred on Gibbs, you would learn your lesson.
Speaker 8 (25:38):
But only I might add Arkansas money line. Like Texas
just crashes and burns Larry. Every time Larry gets one
of those favorites to plus one on a teaser, they
always that's always the one that screws in ke On Green's.
Speaker 7 (25:50):
I think Texas is in big trouble.
Speaker 8 (25:52):
Yeah, I can add Arkansas, right, whatever the wine is money.
Speaker 5 (25:57):
Line, Okay, I'll look at him now.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Yeah, yeah, I'm doing it, Dylan, yilk a little tired.
I am fucking exhausted.
Speaker 5 (26:04):
I haven't seen you like this in a while.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
So I'm gonna let you go so you can go
rest up, because I know you have a big afternoon ahead.
Thank you, Mario, Shay, always good hearing from you. Brother,
You too, man, We'll see you soon. Ray, Thank you
for helping me navigate this.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
You did do a good job, this.
Speaker 5 (26:24):
Duck boat you you did a good job. You did
a good job. That's all we got for. Dan Patrick
takes a gamble. Hopefully Dan will be back next week. Uh,
maybe I'll get another chance to guest host. Who knows.
We'll see.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
Uh, we'll catch you next week, or they'll catch you
next week.
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