November 26, 2025 • 28 mins
Happy Thanksgiving!!! Today we talk to Bad Larry who we guess is at work and per usual he complains about the lines on his bets, we also to Shea in Irving about how excited he was about his Cowboys making a comeback against the Eagles. We discuss why Dylan wore a dress on the show today plus much more including Dan possibly doing molly. Enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet
without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by
bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I
have friends. Here's Dan Patrick. Gang's all here as we
give thanks for whatever you're giving thanks to bet Larry.
What are you thankful for? Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I got all my kids coming in tonight. I'm on
the job and this unbelievable. But I don't know if
I should even say hey, should I say this? Or no?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
No? No, no, yes.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Okay, the guy in the guardhouse has to go pick
the guy in the guardhouse that has to go pick
up his kids from school to half a day. Yeah,
so it's not like I ever I'm not like I
ever worked, but I gotta actually work for the next
fifteen minutes. Oh, it's not gonna he's not leaving for
another ten minutes and it won't matter day. Remember when
you were hearing that binging in the background, you ask
me what it was. Yeah, fifteen wednesdays ago. Yes, it's
(01:15):
the gate at the guardhouse going up and down. I'm
letting people in sight. I've learned, so today I'm just
gonna leave the gate up and wave these guys box,
just wave them in.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
You uh.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
When we're talking, they're gonna be like, we're getting killed
on parking these days.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I'm gonna put him on speaker.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
All right, so bad Larry is joining us. We got
Shay and Irving joining us here in studio. We got Dylan.
Dylan dressing the part for Thanksgiving Hot circa sixteen twenty one.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I feel pretty authentic. I'll don't look at my boobs.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
You even breastfeeding for decads.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I have to say. The dress part of it, like
the actual bottom dresses are so comfortable. The top part
is unfortunately.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Yeah it's a little two form fitting. Yep, it's up,
it's tough, and you look like second trimester. Oh yeah,
that was nice. You not to say third no, no,
your second try. Men, you did an unbelievable job with
the Wednesday meal.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Thank you to Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yes, you did did a wonderful job. Big Da Ray
is here, of course. Marvin is handling the responsibilities with
the sound quality here, and he has to listen to
us for the next twenty five minutes or so. Okay,
Bad Larry won one unit last week, so you're still
at minus eight. Dylan lost a unit, he's minus thirty
six and a half, and Shay won a unit last week,
(02:38):
so here plus two. Uh. The Diego Pavilla Award this
week goes to me. Uh big da Ray, who's a
go to Larry?
Speaker 5 (02:50):
You're getting it this week. You got to stop betting teasers,
my man.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
I went too and two and I want split my teasers.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
You lost one though.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I lost one and I lost two units and one
and one two. I have myself up two units by
the way.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Oh yeah, but I don't.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
I'll double check.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Okay, I don't. I don't have the paper in front
of me, but I know I was up to I.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Might have left one of your Did you add a
teaser late last week?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
No? I lost two units on a teas and one
two units on a teas.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I'll go back in check.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Even Yeah, there's wheels on Thanksgiving week. There's always a discrepancy.
Bad Larry always always.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
I let him, I let him go. But when you
win two units and you say I win one, it's
hard to hard to let that spy.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Damn. By the way, Dylan should get a couple of
units because he did go out and impersonate a U
N l V kicker while we were in Las Vegas.
That was awesome. He did great.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yeah, got one through finally, Yeah you did.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah you were. I think you were m v P
of the Vegas trip. Oh yes, yeah, I would say.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
So that's a first.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
I had strapped throat and then fought through that. You
did your dad V And then Fritzy started making fun
of me that Friday morning when I was I wasn't
going to answer the bell. I was like, now I
can't do this. And then Fritzy started making fun of
me a little bit. And then he goes, I didn't
know you were still sick. Yes, Marvin, I was right there,
(04:16):
Shane Irving. So Fritzy's kind of messing with DP, kind
of pretending to give him the paper and you know,
pull it back or whatever. And so Dan goes, this
isn't the day to be a bleed, right and so
and I'm just standing there like, why would you even
do that?
Speaker 6 (04:31):
It's not even like he's been sick this entire week.
Right Tuesday he could barely talk during the Regi Miller interview,
and then Thursday was it's not like he just spotted
right up and he was one hundred percent after that.
Why would you even mess with him like that? Not
with the guy that signs your checks.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
At least I did.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Not a good day to be a dick fritzy. Yeah,
why now you know what job security can be a
negative thing too.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yeah, but he thought that he was. He didn't know
I was still sick, but he was still no excuse.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Becau anybody's you know about sickness, it's yes, he should be.
How the fun did he think he recovered later?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
And he was yea, he should have more empathy, really
tearing down all those Jewish stereotypes my fibromyalgia and then yeah,
my c Todd. I mean, if there was punch cards
for the doctors, Todd would own the building at this point.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
The reason insurance is so fucking high. No, he's a
game of operation like it just everything all over his body.
But he did stay in his hotel room. He was
fascinated with the curtainsble. I'm truly well you've been in
the Fountain Blue. Those curtains are pretty nice.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
I fucked with them, yea, like the JD Vans of curtains.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Wo wow, I mean they were They're pretty high.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Where there were curtains and then there were the shears
think they're called Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
I'm Todd didn't. When we went to uh the Luxor
to do the Fantasy dance, Todd would have been, but
he would have had to leave the hotel if we
did in Todd's room.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
No, he refused to leave. He refused to leave the hotel,
and then he was down on the people having living
it up like he for some reason, he he was
dying on that hill of I can't believe these people
go to Vegas and they live it up.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I didn't want to go to your birthday party anyways,
don't invite me. He's in Amsterdam, right, I know, Todd
going from Vegas to Amsterdam is the least todd man
you waite.
Speaker 6 (06:36):
So many good experiences on Todd Fritz.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Could you imagine though, if there's a Jersey red light district.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
No, I mean that could be problematic. No, but he
would just walk up and down. Did you judge them? Yeah,
just walk up and down looking at feet. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Yeah, sprinkling a little Anne Frank Hassen.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Then the light, get the mood.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Yeah, that probably does get you in the moon.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Oh, here we go. Okay, Do I keep seeing these
things on Facebook? Like Quentin Tarantino has a foot fetish, Yeah,
in his movies. And I didn't I never thought of that,
but you know, they're these actresses have talked about is
foot fetish in some of his movies.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
It's the thing where like you would have never thought
of it until someone said it. And now when you
watch the Tarantino movie, yeah, there is a lot of feet.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
A lot of well kept feet.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Dan Schneider, the Nickelodeon guy too, he is notoriously ryan.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
I don't get it. I mean either, I've never understood it.
But there's a whole subculture, like a lot of women
on the internet won't post feet.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah, or they'll so pictures of this.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Or they'll only sell pictures their feet, like I only fans,
They just do feet picks, only feet yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Like only fans.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Yeah, which is also crazy to see like a rogue
pair of feet, like no one attached them and be
like five ninety nine. Yeah, it could be we should
try that.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
All right, let me recap here what happened shay anything that?
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Uh uh Yeah, the under I took Steven F. Austin
Northwestern State, Steven F. Austin hit the over by themselves.
That was fucking great, embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Uh. The Yukon Huskies are losing their coach.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
I know, what the fuck? And Yale slammed Harvard.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Half.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
I didn't think they were gonna win like that. That
was bananas.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yeah, let's see bad Larry you? Uh do you won
both of your college football games? Is that right?
Speaker 3 (08:28):
College?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Right? Okay, dyll you did pretty well in college football.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yeah, four and one Florida not even making any sort
of effort against Tennessee. But uh, I mean, Diego Pavia
just blowing these big spreads out of the water.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Okay, we're getting tired of seeing Diego Pavia's mom Now,
I'm like, I don't think she should be a part
of this journey.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Yeah, who wants their mom? Like I could never imagine,
like imagine his life right now. He's getting in al money,
he's getting women like for sure, and then your mom's
just like in the back seat of the uber.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
With Pavia got the hair with that's bulla at UFC too.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
And your mom's there. I couldn't do it. My mama
would talk about a party pooper. Your mom, oh god, yeah,
she'd be like, no drugs, these women are awful. Go
to bed, we gotta go to church in the morning.
What about your dad? He just wouldn't show up. Wait,
he would never be there. No, he's very like German
and stoic. He would absolutely be like, I'm not going
(09:32):
to hang out with you at some strip club.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
No way.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Yeah, your brother, one of them would definitely be there. Okay, yeah,
he's like me. The other one would not. I have
two brothers. Yeah, one of them is like, you know,
a square. The other one is a maniac who's a
bigger maniac. Though the eldest we're very similar more than you.
Oh no, I mean it depends on how you think
about it. Like he's he's a maniac for sure, but
(09:58):
he's like a very functioning media Like but he hasn't
been arrested.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
No, he's been arrested. Okay, rehab no god, no, okay, No,
he's better than that. Okay, he didn't he didn't get caught.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
No, he definitely, you know, he just like lives with it.
He's like, fuck you, fuck you me. I disappear for
three days.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
He like showed he's not a twinn exactly.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
No, for real exactly.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Uh So that brings us to NFL recamp. The DP
takes a gamble team Parlay Jamiir Gibbs, Yes, Bengals, money line, Patriots,
no Shoud or Sanders anytime TD No, he won.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Congrats Larry in a minus two eighty.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Bet yes what you guys, You guys, you understand a
minus two eighty. A minus two eighty and minus two
eighty is still going to play like four to one.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
We don't.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
We're looking for like thirty, Larry.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
We're looking to go to Belize.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
I'm looking to when I know I got the R
Henry this week. I just decided taking de Henry I
didn't have I didn't have any odds. So what is
dearic Henry f minus.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
Wait a minute, hold on, Ray, he's minus two.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Thirty perfect, Thank you, Okay.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
We'll get to those picks. By the way, you don't
want to go to Belize.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
I've been yeah, great fly fishing.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I didn't like it.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Why not where believed you go though.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
I was not very far from the house of the
John McFee. Yeah, okay, the dookie kid.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Did you see the hammock the used hammock?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
I didn't. I did not see that, but I wasn't
very far from his place. I was in key Cockord.
It was incredible. Yeah, I dated her. We did take
some kind of I don't know, Safari tour somewhere and
I don't know what's the neighboring country there is at
(11:59):
South Salvor there, No, we don't. We went in that direction.
We had a tour guide, I hope so. But uh and.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
It was good.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Yeah, yeah, it was good.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Good permit fishing.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Yeah, there's supposed to be really good fly fishing out there. Yeah,
exact the reef, the reefs. Yeah, okay, So let's see
Shay your NFL picks.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Oh yeah, this week, doesn't Leonardo DiCaprio own an island
off of believe that he's making like an eco friendly
Oh god, yeah, yeah, fucking Nerd.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
Give me a lot of chicks though, that's fair. Well,
the chicks want to save the planet.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
How many, how many?
Speaker 4 (12:40):
How many young dudes? Politics are all just a front
to get laid you.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Know what I mean, why do I think you have
to be a young guy.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
That's fair, But I mean, like you know kids in
college and they're like, you know all these yeah, exactly exactly.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
I'm an ally. That's me.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
You're a feminist the moment I don't.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Believe you at all, and you say you're a feminist today,
Well I'm actually proving it. Yeah you are? You are
You're an ally.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
I am an aw.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
I could never play that game, be at an ally
or just say just say that you know I'm going
to be something as upfront. Ah, you got you, Yeah,
you're true to your soul. I would sell out immediately,
be like, yeah, I totally disagree with capitalism.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
I hate it. If the woman was hot, hell yeah, dude,
you kidd me immediately.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I feel like I would just end up crossing my
wires at some point being like what.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Did I say? Wait? What am I supposed to stand for?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
What do I believe?
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Young Republicans?
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Right?
Speaker 7 (13:37):
Yeah, that's how you get Shay in the sack. Yeah, yes, Marvin, sorry,
not for nothing. My grandfather told me this when I
was young. He was like, you know where the hottest
woman were? Civil rights rallies there you go.
Speaker 6 (13:49):
Martin Luther King, he said, when he was in Hartford,
he used to be the finest women you ever want
to see, Like, oh, you know what, I'm with you too.
My grandfathers like me, But you.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Are any Sanders out there, like I get some fucking
great a pussy out here.
Speaker 6 (14:03):
My grandfather wasn't the degenerate gambler at that time. He's
like I was out there.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
There's an always Sunday episode like with an abortion, where
they're like, look, going back and forth between both sides.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
We're talking about exactly. They all want to be know
they're mothering.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
They just want to mother somewhat. All Right, your NFL picks, Uh,
let's see, do you want to recap? You did?
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Okay? All right, NFL? The last two weeks have been
good in the NFL, so this week's gonna be a nightmare.
I got the fighting Baker Mayfields bouncing back against the
Cardinals laying three. I got golf Land two and a
half Turkey Day, and I got the Stellers plus four
against Josh.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Allen scrub pick.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Oh did we go right to the NFL not college? Yeah?
I screwed it up. Yeah, that's all right, that's me.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
That's me actually, uh, timeline wise, it actually makes more
sense to the NFL.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
First this week, Let's see what you did, go you
College football starts on Friday. Uh, let's see bat, Larry,
your were NFL picks? All right?
Speaker 3 (14:58):
I have the lines. Mine two and a half against
the Packers, the Ravens minus seven against the Bengals, the
Eagles minus seven against the bear Texas, plus four and
a half against the Colts.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
You only get four.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
I think Larry might have gotten taken out.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Dolphins minus five and a half against the Saints.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
You get at six. It's six minus six.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Dolphins minus six against the Saints. Yeah, Stealers plus four
and a half against the Bill three.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
And a half should be four, right, it sounds three
and a half three and a half. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
You sent me yours like way early, so I.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Gave it to you. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
You Now I'm nipotent gamond over here determining when favorable
three days ago? Said it was three days ago. You're
such a fucking dork.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Uh, So you I got your NFL picks. Yeah, okay,
I'm a little confused today, I get it. Yeah, big
day tomorrow. I mean I'm still under the weather. Yeah,
but you're pushing through.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Well, I've been blinding down with these hot jabos all morning.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
I know, Dylan, do you want to make your NFL picks?
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Yep, I suppose Chiefs minus three and a half against Rude.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
They keep about them Cowboys, Dude, I know I've gotta
I got I was losing it at this friends giving
bullshit I had to be at.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
But I'm just saying, I've never heard you that excitement.
I'm just worried. I'm worried about Thursday. I'm worried about
that game because your hopes are high. I think we
got a real shot. Well, you do, like a real,
genuine It.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Feels like a way more real game than it did.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
I mean, we won a game. We won a game
where Brain and Aubrey missed a fifty one yarder, right.
We won a game where we turned the ball over
where we went for fourth and Gold didn't get it,
and we won that game. We fucking closed that thing out.
That is not Cowboys history. I don't know Shot he's
the right guy, or he's firing him up, or that
(17:07):
defense is really I mean, Jerry Jones is making the
best moves in the NFL Howie Roseman, who I don't know,
but they look fucking good. I just I worry.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
I do too, but I worry about you.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
I don't know, man, if they can play like that, this.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Is this sounds like Danny, Danny. It sounds like you
got that ship beat that.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
If they can shut down the run and learn how
to really play man on man, I mean.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
The Chiefs don't run, shutting down, just that defense, defensive back.
So I know, I know, I know, I know, But
Dak is playing pretty fucking good.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Dude, he is, I know, but I could stop whenever
I want.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
If you're going to take the Chiefs, this is the year, right.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Yeah, the time to take them, the time to take
them was.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
You gotta kill him.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
I think I'm excited. I'm excited.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
I know this is what I I worry about you.
We were down twenty one nothing and a half. I
know that.
Speaker 8 (18:03):
I know that.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
But then you probably thought, Okay, I don't have to
get my hopes up. It's over. It's half time. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
I was just mad at that point, and I was
just looking for things to be mad about, you know, like.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
To fucking run the ball, or how the hell did
you call that play? Fucking more on?
Speaker 4 (18:16):
And then shit you started happening and I started screaming.
The kids had to leave. It was crazy, all.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Right, Larry, did you give me all yours?
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Yeah? You got the Steelers plus the four and a
half against the Bills.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Larry, okay, So Steelers plus three and a half against
the Bills, Dylan.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Yeah, so I got the Chiefs minus the three and
a half. They keep throwing these minus three and a
half Lions with the Chiefs and it's questionable, but the
Cowboys still suck.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
I'm not bumming.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
I see it.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
I see through that.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
My Ravens minus seven with the night game tomorrow against
the Bengals.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
That's the Gingers calling that game.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Yeah, good luck. And the Lions minus two and a
half against the Packers. I'm taking every game tomorrow. Then
I got Raiders money line against the Chargers. Whoa plus
four forty whoa? Yeah, okay, I need I gotta just
(19:12):
start taking swings.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Dan, you've been taking swings, I know, I know.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Giants plus seven against the Patriots. I actually would like
this better if Jamis was starting, genuinely. Also, how did
we miss out not taking to score two weeks in
arow he received one. Yeah, you know, and I'm going
to add a pick Dan Bill's minus three and a
half against the Steelers. And then if I was to
advise anyone out there, I would take that. You would, Yeah,
(19:39):
well you and Larry, both of the Steelers. We've been
talking about a nauseum. This is a bulletproof system. Yes,
right before we move on, we need your parlay bet Yes,
Xavier Worthy first touchdown score plus twelve hundred, see Larry,
Dad's a man's bet.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Oh yeah, I'm Watson anytime touchdown score.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
I want to win one of these parlays.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
I'd rather lose them all with the chance to win
a lot of Then.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Do you have a parlay? Do you have a standalone parlay?
Lare No? I don't Okay, I.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Don't sucked in with these two parlays.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Don't you don't have to? What?
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Of course we do? I can't. I can't let them
win without me being a product. You won't pull the
bet in that anyone any one of my friends will
call me is hey, Lock, can you get a bed
in for me? I always put a little extra in
for myself. I can't let anyone win without me being
having a piece of it.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
Except Chris crossing.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Every I think every book, he would tell you to
do the exact opposite of that.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Yeah, I know, but these are friends and I'm hoping
they win.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
What else he got ready?
Speaker 5 (20:45):
So that parlay pays out fifty five hundred.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Yeah, that's that's nice.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Anything else that needs to be mentioned here?
Speaker 4 (20:54):
My college?
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Your college? Yeah? Picks? Oh yeah, I forgot See I'm
a little you're drinking. No, I'm drinking. Did you take
a marijuana, gooby? No, I'm a little wacky today.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
It's the it's Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
If Yeah, well I've been I've been ni quilling it.
The scissor, that's what it is that actually gives you
a hangover.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Yeah, it makes you feel weird, knocked up. You sleep
like a baby, but you feel like in the morning.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Yeah, the last three that'll do it.
Speaker 8 (21:26):
When the arm and I I was drinking some scissors,
sipping on some scissor, not like actual, Yeah, dad was
drinking lean on the flight, Like where'd you get lean?
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Your college football picture? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (21:41):
I got Herbert Gan ciphile as plus one and a
half against the Bearcats. Then I got the convicts laying
seven against the working Man and then road Runners laying
seven and a half. Beca's a department of war.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Wow, you went against I went against Pete, my man, Pete,
I did Pete, Pete heggsith Pe Peter.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Got that new shiny plack up there in the building.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Bad Larry your college football picks.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Miami minus the six and a half against Pittsburgh seven.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
I love how he hears it.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
For me, it's still seven. Seven with Shay, it's seven
for you.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
I'm sorry I was letting somebody in.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Of course you were, Okay.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Boston College minus the three and a half against Syracuse,
all right, Penn State minus the twelve and a half
against Rutgers thirteen and a half, that's fine, thirteen and
a half. And Vandy plus the three against Tennessee all right.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Got that right, Dylan, Obviously Dan Vandy plus three against Tennessee.
That's just an automatic at this point.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
If he wins the game, he goes to New York
pastor paste, great, he goes, he goes there.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
So I got Vanti plus three, Utah State money line
at home against Boise State plus one forty Okay, A
and m minus two and a half in Texas this
feels ratty.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
That's ratty as hell.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
I just got to go with my gut here. Okay,
who's the better team?
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Then, who's got more to lose?
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Texas? Yeah, by lot and then obligatory because I'll feel
dumb if I take Ohio State with the spread and
they lose. Out Right, I'm taking Michigan money line plus
three ten, going with history here, and I'm gonna add
obviously pitt plus seven against Miami.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Yeah, obvious reasons. Okay, right, I think that's it is
that we've done it. We've done it all great.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
Worried about you?
Speaker 1 (23:37):
All right? Who's driving you home? Me?
Speaker 2 (23:40):
I figured i'd embarrassed stand around town.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Take them out of the beach versus walk around Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
You actually I saw Dan with what what didn't really
look quite like a woman at the beach the other day.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
It's only twenty five, dude, identify? Uh so for Dylan
and uh we have Ray and we have Shay, we
have we have Larry and we have Marvin. Hell yeah, brother,
oh we got we got. I'm anybody want to say
(24:17):
anything before we go?
Speaker 4 (24:18):
You want some uppers?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
No, you want down down, or you just go full
stop and just go you know, he's gotta drive. I
got a rally. Are you are you going into the
Big Apple?
Speaker 1 (24:31):
I'm taking a train. Well that's good.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
You should offer to drive the train.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Yeah, Metro North, you're taking it in. Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Are you are? You're such a only driving to the city.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
No, not at all.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
I think the train all the time. I figured, like,
if somebody's gonna fuck with you, like how you doing poetruck?
Like they got an hour and a half to fuck
with you. Like if a Fritzy sits down next to you,
it's just a fan.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
How often does that happen? I feel like Metro North
would be better than other places just because people are
kind of like the Yeah, can you avoid avoid any
Rangers Yankees?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Costs? Yeah, But for the most part, you've got people
who are in their own world.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Yeah, they don't. People aren't paying attention to much of
anything that right now.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
They're they're fine, They're they're respectful. Guy, they're vigilant. Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
If you see something, something switch out on your neighbor,
keep it. If you see something, take it.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Well. Everybody, have a happy Thanksgiving, a safe Thanksgiving, and
we really really look forward to talking to you next week. Really. Yeah,
I really you said really? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Happy Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Right now, somebody, brother, I'm gonna melt into this microphone.
I feel like I'm in a fish councer.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
We can make that happen, then, Yeah, get Danny of
Heroin and go to a fish.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
No, no, what's wrong with do Molly? Who the hero
I wouldn't do Molly? You should?
Speaker 4 (26:01):
No, definitely, no, we should do that before you. I mean, listen,
how about I do it after I retire? You go
in your stadium tour. Yeah, you do a couple, you know,
hit a Molly before a big Saturday night game. You
feel everything the crowd is feeling. You're one with the people.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
I gotta say, Dan, for no reason in particular, I
probably had the best time at the pit Bull concert.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
Yeah, mister Worldwide look like he was putting it on
for you.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Specifically, Did you do Molly?
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (26:27):
You know, disclaimer a little allegedly allegedly like what Danny,
come on mister Worldwide? Like it wasn't on Molly.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
He definitely was.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Allegedly. Can't I have to have my senses when I'm
out there? You can't be because people would recognize that's
the problem with you.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
Right, DISI I know, yeah, you should really disguise yourself
after retirement.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Go on this.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
You do like a a marshmallow.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
You know, you shave your head.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
You can't disguise the voice.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
That's a problem.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Not talk. Yeah, all of a sudden if I say, hey,
can I get a beer? And then all of a sudden,
I've got every lady in the book. No, I got dudes.
He was dressed like Dylan. No, there's never any ladies.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Now you get it.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
I've seen it live in action.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
It's fucking crazy if it if it was the guys
then telling their girlfriends who I am, and then they'd
still be like.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Well they go to their girl.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Dan as Molly, that would be sweet. No, you know
you would have to get one of us to score
Molly for you. You could never score it yourself.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
I'm not doing Molly. No, you can throw it in
one of your drinks. Is not really up, like Terror Reid,
somebody spiked her drink. Do you think that that she
actually had? No.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
The amount of people who's insane who got roof feed
and I'm like, I'm pretty sure you just blacked out
or you did it on your own. A hell of
a drugs. Yeah, people do that record awesome.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
It is once again Happy Thanksgiving, allegedly legedly happy thank
you Thanksgivings.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
A great day to do GHB because you're tired from
the Turkey.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
That's sure.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
You get the trip to Fans exactly a uh, we'll
talk to you next week. On Dan Patrick takes a
gamble mm hm m hm m hm m hmmmmmmmm
Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet
without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by
bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I
have friends. Here's Dan Patrick. Gang's all here as we
give thanks for whatever you're giving thanks to bet Larry.
What are you thankful for? Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I got all my kids coming in tonight. I'm on
the job and this unbelievable. But I don't know if
I should even say hey, should I say this? Or no?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
No? No, no, yes.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Okay, the guy in the guardhouse has to go pick
the guy in the guardhouse that has to go pick
up his kids from school to half a day. Yeah,
so it's not like I ever I'm not like I
ever worked, but I gotta actually work for the next
fifteen minutes. Oh, it's not gonna he's not leaving for
another ten minutes and it won't matter day. Remember when
you were hearing that binging in the background, you ask
me what it was. Yeah, fifteen wednesdays ago. Yes, it's
(01:15):
the gate at the guardhouse going up and down. I'm
letting people in sight. I've learned, so today I'm just
gonna leave the gate up and wave these guys box,
just wave them in.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
You uh.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
When we're talking, they're gonna be like, we're getting killed
on parking these days.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I'm gonna put him on speaker.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
All right, so bad Larry is joining us. We got
Shay and Irving joining us here in studio. We got Dylan.
Dylan dressing the part for Thanksgiving Hot circa sixteen twenty one.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I feel pretty authentic. I'll don't look at my boobs.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
You even breastfeeding for decads.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I have to say. The dress part of it, like
the actual bottom dresses are so comfortable. The top part
is unfortunately.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Yeah it's a little two form fitting. Yep, it's up,
it's tough, and you look like second trimester. Oh yeah,
that was nice. You not to say third no, no,
your second try. Men, you did an unbelievable job with
the Wednesday meal.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Thank you to Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yes, you did did a wonderful job. Big Da Ray
is here, of course. Marvin is handling the responsibilities with
the sound quality here, and he has to listen to
us for the next twenty five minutes or so. Okay,
Bad Larry won one unit last week, so you're still
at minus eight. Dylan lost a unit, he's minus thirty
six and a half, and Shay won a unit last week,
(02:38):
so here plus two. Uh. The Diego Pavilla Award this
week goes to me. Uh big da Ray, who's a
go to Larry?
Speaker 5 (02:50):
You're getting it this week. You got to stop betting teasers,
my man.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
I went too and two and I want split my teasers.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
You lost one though.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I lost one and I lost two units and one
and one two. I have myself up two units by
the way.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Oh yeah, but I don't.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
I'll double check.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Okay, I don't. I don't have the paper in front
of me, but I know I was up to I.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Might have left one of your Did you add a
teaser late last week?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
No? I lost two units on a teas and one
two units on a teas.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I'll go back in check.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Even Yeah, there's wheels on Thanksgiving week. There's always a discrepancy.
Bad Larry always always.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
I let him, I let him go. But when you
win two units and you say I win one, it's
hard to hard to let that spy.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Damn. By the way, Dylan should get a couple of
units because he did go out and impersonate a U
N l V kicker while we were in Las Vegas.
That was awesome. He did great.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yeah, got one through finally, Yeah you did.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah you were. I think you were m v P
of the Vegas trip. Oh yes, yeah, I would say.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
So that's a first.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
I had strapped throat and then fought through that. You
did your dad V And then Fritzy started making fun
of me that Friday morning when I was I wasn't
going to answer the bell. I was like, now I
can't do this. And then Fritzy started making fun of
me a little bit. And then he goes, I didn't
know you were still sick. Yes, Marvin, I was right there,
(04:16):
Shane Irving. So Fritzy's kind of messing with DP, kind
of pretending to give him the paper and you know,
pull it back or whatever. And so Dan goes, this
isn't the day to be a bleed, right and so
and I'm just standing there like, why would you even
do that?
Speaker 6 (04:31):
It's not even like he's been sick this entire week.
Right Tuesday he could barely talk during the Regi Miller interview,
and then Thursday was it's not like he just spotted
right up and he was one hundred percent after that.
Why would you even mess with him like that? Not
with the guy that signs your checks.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
At least I did.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Not a good day to be a dick fritzy. Yeah,
why now you know what job security can be a
negative thing too.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yeah, but he thought that he was. He didn't know
I was still sick, but he was still no excuse.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Becau anybody's you know about sickness, it's yes, he should be.
How the fun did he think he recovered later?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
And he was yea, he should have more empathy, really
tearing down all those Jewish stereotypes my fibromyalgia and then yeah,
my c Todd. I mean, if there was punch cards
for the doctors, Todd would own the building at this point.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
The reason insurance is so fucking high. No, he's a
game of operation like it just everything all over his body.
But he did stay in his hotel room. He was
fascinated with the curtainsble. I'm truly well you've been in
the Fountain Blue. Those curtains are pretty nice.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
I fucked with them, yea, like the JD Vans of curtains.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Wo wow, I mean they were They're pretty high.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Where there were curtains and then there were the shears
think they're called Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
I'm Todd didn't. When we went to uh the Luxor
to do the Fantasy dance, Todd would have been, but
he would have had to leave the hotel if we
did in Todd's room.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
No, he refused to leave. He refused to leave the hotel,
and then he was down on the people having living
it up like he for some reason, he he was
dying on that hill of I can't believe these people
go to Vegas and they live it up.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I didn't want to go to your birthday party anyways,
don't invite me. He's in Amsterdam, right, I know, Todd
going from Vegas to Amsterdam is the least todd man
you waite.
Speaker 6 (06:36):
So many good experiences on Todd Fritz.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Could you imagine though, if there's a Jersey red light district.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
No, I mean that could be problematic. No, but he
would just walk up and down. Did you judge them? Yeah,
just walk up and down looking at feet. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Yeah, sprinkling a little Anne Frank Hassen.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Then the light, get the mood.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Yeah, that probably does get you in the moon.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Oh, here we go. Okay, Do I keep seeing these
things on Facebook? Like Quentin Tarantino has a foot fetish, Yeah,
in his movies. And I didn't I never thought of that,
but you know, they're these actresses have talked about is
foot fetish in some of his movies.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
It's the thing where like you would have never thought
of it until someone said it. And now when you
watch the Tarantino movie, yeah, there is a lot of feet.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
A lot of well kept feet.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Dan Schneider, the Nickelodeon guy too, he is notoriously ryan.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
I don't get it. I mean either, I've never understood it.
But there's a whole subculture, like a lot of women
on the internet won't post feet.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah, or they'll so pictures of this.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Or they'll only sell pictures their feet, like I only fans,
They just do feet picks, only feet yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Like only fans.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Yeah, which is also crazy to see like a rogue
pair of feet, like no one attached them and be
like five ninety nine. Yeah, it could be we should
try that.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
All right, let me recap here what happened shay anything that?
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Uh uh Yeah, the under I took Steven F. Austin
Northwestern State, Steven F. Austin hit the over by themselves.
That was fucking great, embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Uh. The Yukon Huskies are losing their coach.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
I know, what the fuck? And Yale slammed Harvard.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Half.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
I didn't think they were gonna win like that. That
was bananas.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yeah, let's see bad Larry you? Uh do you won
both of your college football games? Is that right?
Speaker 3 (08:28):
College?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Right? Okay, dyll you did pretty well in college football.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yeah, four and one Florida not even making any sort
of effort against Tennessee. But uh, I mean, Diego Pavia
just blowing these big spreads out of the water.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Okay, we're getting tired of seeing Diego Pavia's mom Now,
I'm like, I don't think she should be a part
of this journey.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Yeah, who wants their mom? Like I could never imagine,
like imagine his life right now. He's getting in al money,
he's getting women like for sure, and then your mom's
just like in the back seat of the uber.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
With Pavia got the hair with that's bulla at UFC too.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
And your mom's there. I couldn't do it. My mama
would talk about a party pooper. Your mom, oh god, yeah,
she'd be like, no drugs, these women are awful. Go
to bed, we gotta go to church in the morning.
What about your dad? He just wouldn't show up. Wait,
he would never be there. No, he's very like German
and stoic. He would absolutely be like, I'm not going
(09:32):
to hang out with you at some strip club.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
No way.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Yeah, your brother, one of them would definitely be there. Okay, yeah,
he's like me. The other one would not. I have
two brothers. Yeah, one of them is like, you know,
a square. The other one is a maniac who's a
bigger maniac. Though the eldest we're very similar more than you.
Oh no, I mean it depends on how you think
about it. Like he's he's a maniac for sure, but
(09:58):
he's like a very functioning media Like but he hasn't
been arrested.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
No, he's been arrested. Okay, rehab no god, no, okay, No,
he's better than that. Okay, he didn't he didn't get caught.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
No, he definitely, you know, he just like lives with it.
He's like, fuck you, fuck you me. I disappear for
three days.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
He like showed he's not a twinn exactly.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
No, for real exactly.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Uh So that brings us to NFL recamp. The DP
takes a gamble team Parlay Jamiir Gibbs, Yes, Bengals, money line, Patriots,
no Shoud or Sanders anytime TD No, he won.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Congrats Larry in a minus two eighty.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Bet yes what you guys, You guys, you understand a
minus two eighty. A minus two eighty and minus two
eighty is still going to play like four to one.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
We don't.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
We're looking for like thirty, Larry.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
We're looking to go to Belize.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
I'm looking to when I know I got the R
Henry this week. I just decided taking de Henry I
didn't have I didn't have any odds. So what is
dearic Henry f minus.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
Wait a minute, hold on, Ray, he's minus two.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Thirty perfect, Thank you, Okay.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
We'll get to those picks. By the way, you don't
want to go to Belize.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
I've been yeah, great fly fishing.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I didn't like it.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Why not where believed you go though.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
I was not very far from the house of the
John McFee. Yeah, okay, the dookie kid.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Did you see the hammock the used hammock?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
I didn't. I did not see that, but I wasn't
very far from his place. I was in key Cockord.
It was incredible. Yeah, I dated her. We did take
some kind of I don't know, Safari tour somewhere and
I don't know what's the neighboring country there is at
(11:59):
South Salvor there, No, we don't. We went in that direction.
We had a tour guide, I hope so. But uh and.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
It was good.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Yeah, yeah, it was good.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Good permit fishing.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Yeah, there's supposed to be really good fly fishing out there. Yeah,
exact the reef, the reefs. Yeah, okay, So let's see
Shay your NFL picks.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Oh yeah, this week, doesn't Leonardo DiCaprio own an island
off of believe that he's making like an eco friendly
Oh god, yeah, yeah, fucking Nerd.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
Give me a lot of chicks though, that's fair. Well,
the chicks want to save the planet.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
How many, how many?
Speaker 4 (12:40):
How many young dudes? Politics are all just a front
to get laid you.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Know what I mean, why do I think you have
to be a young guy.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
That's fair, But I mean, like you know kids in
college and they're like, you know all these yeah, exactly exactly.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
I'm an ally. That's me.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
You're a feminist the moment I don't.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Believe you at all, and you say you're a feminist today,
Well I'm actually proving it. Yeah you are? You are
You're an ally.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
I am an aw.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
I could never play that game, be at an ally
or just say just say that you know I'm going
to be something as upfront. Ah, you got you, Yeah,
you're true to your soul. I would sell out immediately,
be like, yeah, I totally disagree with capitalism.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
I hate it. If the woman was hot, hell yeah, dude,
you kidd me immediately.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I feel like I would just end up crossing my
wires at some point being like what.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Did I say? Wait? What am I supposed to stand for?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
What do I believe?
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Young Republicans?
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Right?
Speaker 7 (13:37):
Yeah, that's how you get Shay in the sack. Yeah, yes, Marvin, sorry,
not for nothing. My grandfather told me this when I
was young. He was like, you know where the hottest
woman were? Civil rights rallies there you go.
Speaker 6 (13:49):
Martin Luther King, he said, when he was in Hartford,
he used to be the finest women you ever want
to see, Like, oh, you know what, I'm with you too.
My grandfathers like me, But you.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Are any Sanders out there, like I get some fucking
great a pussy out here.
Speaker 6 (14:03):
My grandfather wasn't the degenerate gambler at that time. He's
like I was out there.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
There's an always Sunday episode like with an abortion, where
they're like, look, going back and forth between both sides.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
We're talking about exactly. They all want to be know
they're mothering.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
They just want to mother somewhat. All Right, your NFL picks, Uh,
let's see, do you want to recap? You did?
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Okay? All right, NFL? The last two weeks have been
good in the NFL, so this week's gonna be a nightmare.
I got the fighting Baker Mayfields bouncing back against the
Cardinals laying three. I got golf Land two and a
half Turkey Day, and I got the Stellers plus four
against Josh.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Allen scrub pick.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Oh did we go right to the NFL not college? Yeah?
I screwed it up. Yeah, that's all right, that's me.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
That's me actually, uh, timeline wise, it actually makes more
sense to the NFL.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
First this week, Let's see what you did, go you
College football starts on Friday. Uh, let's see bat, Larry,
your were NFL picks? All right?
Speaker 3 (14:58):
I have the lines. Mine two and a half against
the Packers, the Ravens minus seven against the Bengals, the
Eagles minus seven against the bear Texas, plus four and
a half against the Colts.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
You only get four.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
I think Larry might have gotten taken out.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Dolphins minus five and a half against the Saints.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
You get at six. It's six minus six.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Dolphins minus six against the Saints. Yeah, Stealers plus four
and a half against the Bill three.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
And a half should be four, right, it sounds three
and a half three and a half. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
You sent me yours like way early, so I.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Gave it to you. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
You Now I'm nipotent gamond over here determining when favorable
three days ago? Said it was three days ago. You're
such a fucking dork.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Uh, So you I got your NFL picks. Yeah, okay,
I'm a little confused today, I get it. Yeah, big
day tomorrow. I mean I'm still under the weather. Yeah,
but you're pushing through.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Well, I've been blinding down with these hot jabos all morning.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
I know, Dylan, do you want to make your NFL picks?
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Yep, I suppose Chiefs minus three and a half against Rude.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
They keep about them Cowboys, Dude, I know I've gotta
I got I was losing it at this friends giving
bullshit I had to be at.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
But I'm just saying, I've never heard you that excitement.
I'm just worried. I'm worried about Thursday. I'm worried about
that game because your hopes are high. I think we
got a real shot. Well, you do, like a real,
genuine It.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Feels like a way more real game than it did.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
I mean, we won a game. We won a game
where Brain and Aubrey missed a fifty one yarder, right.
We won a game where we turned the ball over
where we went for fourth and Gold didn't get it,
and we won that game. We fucking closed that thing out.
That is not Cowboys history. I don't know Shot he's
the right guy, or he's firing him up, or that
(17:07):
defense is really I mean, Jerry Jones is making the
best moves in the NFL Howie Roseman, who I don't know,
but they look fucking good. I just I worry.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
I do too, but I worry about you.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
I don't know, man, if they can play like that, this.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Is this sounds like Danny, Danny. It sounds like you
got that ship beat that.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
If they can shut down the run and learn how
to really play man on man, I mean.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
The Chiefs don't run, shutting down, just that defense, defensive back.
So I know, I know, I know, I know, But
Dak is playing pretty fucking good.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Dude, he is, I know, but I could stop whenever
I want.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
If you're going to take the Chiefs, this is the year, right.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Yeah, the time to take them, the time to take
them was.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
You gotta kill him.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
I think I'm excited. I'm excited.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
I know this is what I I worry about you.
We were down twenty one nothing and a half. I
know that.
Speaker 8 (18:03):
I know that.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
But then you probably thought, Okay, I don't have to
get my hopes up. It's over. It's half time. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
I was just mad at that point, and I was
just looking for things to be mad about, you know, like.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
To fucking run the ball, or how the hell did
you call that play? Fucking more on?
Speaker 4 (18:16):
And then shit you started happening and I started screaming.
The kids had to leave. It was crazy, all.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Right, Larry, did you give me all yours?
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Yeah? You got the Steelers plus the four and a
half against the Bills.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Larry, okay, So Steelers plus three and a half against
the Bills, Dylan.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Yeah, so I got the Chiefs minus the three and
a half. They keep throwing these minus three and a
half Lions with the Chiefs and it's questionable, but the
Cowboys still suck.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
I'm not bumming.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
I see it.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
I see through that.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
My Ravens minus seven with the night game tomorrow against
the Bengals.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
That's the Gingers calling that game.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Yeah, good luck. And the Lions minus two and a
half against the Packers. I'm taking every game tomorrow. Then
I got Raiders money line against the Chargers. Whoa plus
four forty whoa? Yeah, okay, I need I gotta just
(19:12):
start taking swings.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Dan, you've been taking swings, I know, I know.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Giants plus seven against the Patriots. I actually would like
this better if Jamis was starting, genuinely. Also, how did
we miss out not taking to score two weeks in
arow he received one. Yeah, you know, and I'm going
to add a pick Dan Bill's minus three and a
half against the Steelers. And then if I was to
advise anyone out there, I would take that. You would, Yeah,
(19:39):
well you and Larry, both of the Steelers. We've been
talking about a nauseum. This is a bulletproof system. Yes,
right before we move on, we need your parlay bet Yes,
Xavier Worthy first touchdown score plus twelve hundred, see Larry,
Dad's a man's bet.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Oh yeah, I'm Watson anytime touchdown score.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
I want to win one of these parlays.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
I'd rather lose them all with the chance to win
a lot of Then.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Do you have a parlay? Do you have a standalone parlay?
Lare No? I don't Okay, I.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Don't sucked in with these two parlays.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Don't you don't have to? What?
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Of course we do? I can't. I can't let them
win without me being a product. You won't pull the
bet in that anyone any one of my friends will
call me is hey, Lock, can you get a bed
in for me? I always put a little extra in
for myself. I can't let anyone win without me being
having a piece of it.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
Except Chris crossing.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Every I think every book, he would tell you to
do the exact opposite of that.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Yeah, I know, but these are friends and I'm hoping
they win.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
What else he got ready?
Speaker 5 (20:45):
So that parlay pays out fifty five hundred.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Yeah, that's that's nice.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Anything else that needs to be mentioned here?
Speaker 4 (20:54):
My college?
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Your college? Yeah? Picks? Oh yeah, I forgot See I'm
a little you're drinking. No, I'm drinking. Did you take
a marijuana, gooby? No, I'm a little wacky today.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
It's the it's Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
If Yeah, well I've been I've been ni quilling it.
The scissor, that's what it is that actually gives you
a hangover.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Yeah, it makes you feel weird, knocked up. You sleep
like a baby, but you feel like in the morning.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Yeah, the last three that'll do it.
Speaker 8 (21:26):
When the arm and I I was drinking some scissors,
sipping on some scissor, not like actual, Yeah, dad was
drinking lean on the flight, Like where'd you get lean?
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Your college football picture? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (21:41):
I got Herbert Gan ciphile as plus one and a
half against the Bearcats. Then I got the convicts laying
seven against the working Man and then road Runners laying
seven and a half. Beca's a department of war.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Wow, you went against I went against Pete, my man, Pete,
I did Pete, Pete heggsith Pe Peter.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Got that new shiny plack up there in the building.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Bad Larry your college football picks.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Miami minus the six and a half against Pittsburgh seven.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
I love how he hears it.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
For me, it's still seven. Seven with Shay, it's seven
for you.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
I'm sorry I was letting somebody in.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Of course you were, Okay.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Boston College minus the three and a half against Syracuse,
all right, Penn State minus the twelve and a half
against Rutgers thirteen and a half, that's fine, thirteen and
a half. And Vandy plus the three against Tennessee all right.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Got that right, Dylan, Obviously Dan Vandy plus three against Tennessee.
That's just an automatic at this point.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
If he wins the game, he goes to New York
pastor paste, great, he goes, he goes there.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
So I got Vanti plus three, Utah State money line
at home against Boise State plus one forty Okay, A
and m minus two and a half in Texas this
feels ratty.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
That's ratty as hell.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
I just got to go with my gut here. Okay,
who's the better team?
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Then, who's got more to lose?
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Texas? Yeah, by lot and then obligatory because I'll feel
dumb if I take Ohio State with the spread and
they lose. Out Right, I'm taking Michigan money line plus
three ten, going with history here, and I'm gonna add
obviously pitt plus seven against Miami.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Yeah, obvious reasons. Okay, right, I think that's it is
that we've done it. We've done it all great.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
Worried about you?
Speaker 1 (23:37):
All right? Who's driving you home? Me?
Speaker 2 (23:40):
I figured i'd embarrassed stand around town.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Take them out of the beach versus walk around Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
You actually I saw Dan with what what didn't really
look quite like a woman at the beach the other day.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
It's only twenty five, dude, identify? Uh so for Dylan
and uh we have Ray and we have Shay, we
have we have Larry and we have Marvin. Hell yeah, brother,
oh we got we got. I'm anybody want to say
(24:17):
anything before we go?
Speaker 4 (24:18):
You want some uppers?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
No, you want down down, or you just go full
stop and just go you know, he's gotta drive. I
got a rally. Are you are you going into the
Big Apple?
Speaker 1 (24:31):
I'm taking a train. Well that's good.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
You should offer to drive the train.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Yeah, Metro North, you're taking it in. Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Are you are? You're such a only driving to the city.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
No, not at all.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
I think the train all the time. I figured, like,
if somebody's gonna fuck with you, like how you doing poetruck?
Like they got an hour and a half to fuck
with you. Like if a Fritzy sits down next to you,
it's just a fan.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
How often does that happen? I feel like Metro North
would be better than other places just because people are
kind of like the Yeah, can you avoid avoid any
Rangers Yankees?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Costs? Yeah, But for the most part, you've got people
who are in their own world.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Yeah, they don't. People aren't paying attention to much of
anything that right now.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
They're they're fine, They're they're respectful. Guy, they're vigilant. Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
If you see something, something switch out on your neighbor,
keep it. If you see something, take it.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Well. Everybody, have a happy Thanksgiving, a safe Thanksgiving, and
we really really look forward to talking to you next week. Really. Yeah,
I really you said really? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Happy Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Right now, somebody, brother, I'm gonna melt into this microphone.
I feel like I'm in a fish councer.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
We can make that happen, then, Yeah, get Danny of
Heroin and go to a fish.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
No, no, what's wrong with do Molly? Who the hero
I wouldn't do Molly? You should?
Speaker 4 (26:01):
No, definitely, no, we should do that before you. I mean, listen,
how about I do it after I retire? You go
in your stadium tour. Yeah, you do a couple, you know,
hit a Molly before a big Saturday night game. You
feel everything the crowd is feeling. You're one with the people.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
I gotta say, Dan, for no reason in particular, I
probably had the best time at the pit Bull concert.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
Yeah, mister Worldwide look like he was putting it on
for you.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Specifically, Did you do Molly?
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (26:27):
You know, disclaimer a little allegedly allegedly like what Danny,
come on mister Worldwide? Like it wasn't on Molly.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
He definitely was.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Allegedly. Can't I have to have my senses when I'm
out there? You can't be because people would recognize that's
the problem with you.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
Right, DISI I know, yeah, you should really disguise yourself
after retirement.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Go on this.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
You do like a a marshmallow.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
You know, you shave your head.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
You can't disguise the voice.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
That's a problem.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Not talk. Yeah, all of a sudden if I say, hey,
can I get a beer? And then all of a sudden,
I've got every lady in the book. No, I got dudes.
He was dressed like Dylan. No, there's never any ladies.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Now you get it.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
I've seen it live in action.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
It's fucking crazy if it if it was the guys
then telling their girlfriends who I am, and then they'd
still be like.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Well they go to their girl.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Dan as Molly, that would be sweet. No, you know
you would have to get one of us to score
Molly for you. You could never score it yourself.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
I'm not doing Molly. No, you can throw it in
one of your drinks. Is not really up, like Terror Reid,
somebody spiked her drink. Do you think that that she
actually had? No.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
The amount of people who's insane who got roof feed
and I'm like, I'm pretty sure you just blacked out
or you did it on your own. A hell of
a drugs. Yeah, people do that record awesome.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
It is once again Happy Thanksgiving, allegedly legedly happy thank
you Thanksgivings.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
A great day to do GHB because you're tired from
the Turkey.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
That's sure.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
You get the trip to Fans exactly a uh, we'll
talk to you next week. On Dan Patrick takes a
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