December 11, 2025 • 38 mins
On today's episode Dan talks to Bad Larry about their dinner together in Maine, Shea in Irving talks about his wife's upcoming birthday and the guys have a problem with Dylan's bet on the Jets this weekend, plus a whole lot more. Enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a
podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by
bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I
have friends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Larry's a different guy though when he's with his wife.
Oh yeah, when we were sitting down and you know,
Larry's very polite, and you know he's always asking if
it's white, you want another one, mb, I'll go get,
I'll get.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Yeah, he's always best fucking behavior.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
We had to kidnap him to bring him to AC
to let him let the dogs at.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Oh yeah, yes, yes, Ray.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
And she also refused to let Larry wear like three
things when we were there. You guys remember that change
like four times.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Literally drugs fashion police beat him a pullow.
Speaker 6 (01:01):
No, you're not going out like that, she says, you're
not going out with that. You're not wearing that. I'm
sitting in the car right now because they're in the
living room Bridge came down with the baby, so they're
all cooling over the baby and everything. I gotta get
out of here.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
We're also going to Atlantic City, not exactly like you
need to dress to the nines to go there.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
She was super concerned. Uh, let me recap bad. Larry
is at minus eight. You won one unit, Dylan is
minus forty seven and a half. He lost four units,
and Shae's minus four. You lost three units.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Got ruined.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I don't want to hear it.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Shae wins the Diego Pavia Award. He went oh for
four in college. Paul and North Dakota lost outright twenty
three point favorite.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah, and then didn't you bet on zach Ertz scoring
a touchdown? Zach Ertz got hurt, probably done for his career.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Yeah, dead to me?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yeah so you you killed him?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Look how they massacred my boy.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
The DP takes a game parlay podcast record is zero
to five. Yeah, that's so you're due.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Sounds about yeah you do.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Uh the odds for the next Michigan head coach. Could
you imagine you're handed the job of a lifetime. Dude,
you were involved in the sign stealing scandal, which is
you know, a cool scandal as long as you're at
the school and you won a national title, right, But
(02:29):
if he's elsewhere, well he's not going to get hired elsewhere. No, no,
but uh so he gets Sharon Moore gets fired inappropriate
relationship allegedly. Yeah, you got three little ones at home.
You got a set of twins that I think are
a year old, and dad's going to the office, staying late,
(02:54):
gotta work over to Yeah, gotta get ready for the Citrus.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Bowls and stuff.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Well now his ex, yeah, half there you go, bro,
his ex.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Everybody wants to be Bobby Petrino.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
They don't, they don't do just don't get on my motorcycle. Okay,
the odds to be the next Michigan head coach right now.
Jed Fish at Washington, he's the favorite. He was at
Arizona then went to Washington. Caitlin de Boor's name keeps
coming up.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Dude, what is that about?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Okay, somebody told me this, I don't know five weeks ago.
His family wasn't happy in Alabama, no ship, And I'm like, okay,
but that allegedly not happy at in Alabama. Nice, I said, well, okay,
they're probably big libs.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Huh, I don't Washington socialists lives allegedly.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
All Washington outside of Seattle.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Outside of that.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that'd be your place outside to see.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Yeah, you're a big Spokane guy.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Look at eastern Washington. Oh okay, absolutely.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Marcus Freeman at third best odds on the list, No chance.
Jesse Minter so he's the former d C at Michigan.
He was involved in the signs state, he got in
trouble too. And then Brian Kelly.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
No, that would be where's Dillingham? I want Dillingham odds
right now? I know. I think he's probably would be
top three. Matt Campbell would have been the perfect probably
so probably. So they knew something was up.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
That's the thing.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
I mean, the eighties got to go, right, everybody has
to go. They all knew, Well, does Ward survive this?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
There's no chance. I don't know, But.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Okay, it doesn't benefit you to wait this late. No,
So I can't say that there's something nefarious here with Michigan.
I mean there has been wait.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
What do you mean not nefarious?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Well, if they couldn't fire him until they had the cause,
they had credible.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
They could have fired him before he had this like
mental breakdown for sure.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Well no, they did it all one fell swoop. They
fired him and he had a mental breakdown, all.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Right, all right, right allegedly, but they could have shut
this down a lot earlier, Like people knew about this shit.
You heard about it when.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
At the end of October, dude, but that was just
you remember Connor Cook, Yeah, Michigan State quarterback. Yeah, drafted
by the Raiders. Sure, maybe the pick before Dak Prescott.
I thought he puts something out about Sharon More on
social media. They got four million views. I didn't see, yes,
(05:41):
right there.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
I think it was like a fake Connor Cook like
stan account that put it out there. But Dan's right,
the guy like typed it out like three months ago.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
No, there's tweets that months ago that have mentioned this,
like random anonymous account.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yeah, I know, I know, but you know, I kept thinking,
all right close to the Ohio State game, is there
a smear? Can you know they trying to mess with
if he beat Ohio State? Oh my god, does this
even know? I know, I know, I know, And how
how like.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Common is this? You got? Allegedly the other Michigan State coach. Right,
allegedly there's rumors about Lane Kiffin. You got Bobby Petrino.
That's not alleged. I mean, how common is this ship?
Probably more than more so? Yeah? Yeah, bad?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Look, Yeah, I'm not saying Bear Bryant had a stable, Loud.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Had a harem.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah no, they all had to wear those same kind
of checkered jackets that he liked to like.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
You think that turned him on hers?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
I think a picnic table.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Yeah, I know, they're the lights on for this.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Let's see Shay college football. That's terrible.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Yeah, yeah, terrible.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Uh, Dylan, that's not good either, but better improvement. You're
you're better because you won a couple of beds. Bad
Larry went won for three?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Right?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Also, Dan, what about how about our guy Diego Pavilla
being second? We're gonna be runner up for the Heisman?
Speaker 4 (07:07):
A hero?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
I know, I would I forget what?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
First of all? Why do? Why is it a negative?
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Though? That should change your name?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Great?
Speaker 4 (07:16):
How did we come up with the Diego Pavia Award?
I called his name a year early. That's what happened.
I came in here like guns fucking blazing the best.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
It's named after It's it's a negative award, but it's
named after him in a positive way, I think.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
And I lost like ten bets in a row betting
on him.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Yeah, and he used analysis. It's like the game whenever, Yes, Ray, and.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Then you bet on Virginia Tech and he money lined you,
and we said you were dumb because you loved him forever.
And then you bet against him. So now and you
make a dumb bet. It's called the Pavilla most you
lose your dumb.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Bet, Okay, all right, Yeah, but you're also the guy
that brought his name up because he urinated on the
other school's logo.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Yeah, he's the man. Yeah, Yeah, he was in New
Mexico State, Aggie true Aggie. Yeah, and he did that
to U and m b C. Yeah. OK, let's see.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
So the gambling parlay, uh, the Jamiir Gibbs anytime, Well,
that's not saying wow went out a limb lair three
in a row.
Speaker 6 (08:17):
Guys, I'm sorry, I know he.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Does, tagg He text me that, No he did.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
He goes, Yeah, he goes my parlay three times, three
in a row. You got Jamiir Gibbs anytime touchdown doesn't
he lead the NFL in touchdowns.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
I think so, Yeah, dude's a freak.
Speaker 6 (08:34):
That's why you take him.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yeah, but that's okay. That's not in the spirit of
we want a big hit with his parlay.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
We don't want this fucking plus three fifty bullshit.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
Uh okay.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Let me see how Jedi did. Jedi from Main Cabinmasters.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Well, he's a character.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
First of all, he admitted that he he didn't do well.
He made he embarrassed himself. Oh, because he didn't know
what he was doing. He didn't know how much a
unit was. He didn't know that we were betting on teams.
I said, do you listen to podcast? He said, well,
I listened to the last two. I said, well, what
is it that made you think you had to listen
(09:12):
one more time? After listening for one podcast.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
That's actually pretty good. I would probably do less homework
than that either.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
So he listened it too, and still didn't like. I
had no idea, what's up with that accent? I don't know.
I don't watch the show. That's a manor, that's a
main act. That's legit, that's what I sound like.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Yeah, that's a Now he's a real maner. Like he
goes out duck hunting and that accent is weird.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Man, it's I go south, the accent with like a
twinge of fent.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
A sketch him on or something.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
He I did go out with him that night, and
he had his fireball and his white Russians.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Grosser's that just makes my tummy herd thinking about it.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
But when he says I need to drink the white
Russian because the milk helps my stomach, and I said, well,
don't drink the fireball.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
That's actually not true. Curdles in your stuff, mex with all.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I don't know. I'm just going by what he he'll
he'll get after the fireballs.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
And looked at me when I said, tummy, yeah, I forget.
I forget. I'm dealing with the fucking tough guy over here.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
It's not that it's poor tummy. The lactose was really
getting to me.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Was that a Jewish voice? WHOA, that's what it was.
I'm ratting.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Did that I didn't sound I didn't sounds. I don't
think you were profiling. I don't think I was either,
But it sounds like somebody's pretty sensitive.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
No one with that haircut would ever do something like that.
Is that?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Does that sound Jewish?
Speaker 4 (10:36):
What do he just did? I think here?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
No, I think.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
He's also holding a tin of Tucker Carl since fucking
nicotine pouches?
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Is that from Tucker?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Oh weird?
Speaker 3 (10:49):
I had no idea.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
I didn't either.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Would you order a fucking year's supply?
Speaker 1 (10:53):
And then it tastes like Christy nome?
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Wow, something refreshing chill. I think she's a little more
bitter than that, if I had to, Yes, okay, a
little more plastically? All right? I love Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:07):
How can you not?
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Face was created in Miami.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Alleged alleged l Okay NFL anything to recap here teasers? Terrible, Larry,
I know, how do you? I don't understand that there's
not going to be any time left. Right when you
kick the field goal, the game's over. Yeah, Like they
(11:32):
didn't even have a kickoff, So why not they want
to cover?
Speaker 4 (11:39):
I know?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
But why not go for a touchdown?
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Because you could not get the touchdown and not cover?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Do you think that they knew you, Carol? No, you can't.
Pete Carroll was trying to cover one thousand, trying to
save his job.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
I don't care about work.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Came down from the top. Tom Brady has just.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Got Lady's clone called a Legendly do you think Mark
Davis called down? Yeah? In between either way.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Did you see his girlfriend?
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Oh, come on, that's not a girlfriend, that's a working girl. Well,
she's on the job.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
She said that she didn't know that he was a billionaire. Yeah,
sure that she liked him for his smile, chili bowl haircut.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Yeah, he does kind of use a certain swagger by
like looking absolutely ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Noes like, don't get near a school. He five her
feet from a goddamn elementary.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
And I think she's twenty six? Does that sound right? Ray?
Twenty six? And she does it?
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Didn't know how much money had better than Belichick's old lady,
I'll say that she is. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Yeah, well she's.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
A lot older than Belichick's.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Could be your aunt.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Yeah, have you seen her? Larry? You know Mark Davis,
the Raiders owner.
Speaker 6 (13:01):
I know who he is. I haven't seen the girlfriend.
Evidently she's some working girl.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
No, I don't know that.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
She's putting an overtime with that she's twenty six.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
They are in Vegas exactly, Dude.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Do you ever go to Vegas for like a big weekend.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
And the number of older guys.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
No, the amount of working girls on the plane, like
especially Spirit or Frontier Vegas.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Spirit was Yes, Marvin the super Bowl.
Speaker 7 (13:29):
When we were in Vegas, you saw them and you
saw like real life managers of these working girls.
Speaker 8 (13:35):
I don't want to call them. Yes, iceberg slim.
Speaker 7 (13:39):
It was a ton like. It was like a Neapolitan
ice cream. It was like a gorgeous black girl, gorgeous
white girl, gorgeous racially ambiguous girls.
Speaker 9 (13:49):
And you're like, oh, okay, score there there's a lot
of guys like Shay that was like Cuban Link Chain's
Girl sixty five, and then just some young.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Gal just hanging out on the high dollars three.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
High limit room slacks.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
The number of older guys with younger girls walking around.
You know, it's like that doesn't look awkward. No, that
looks real.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
No one knows you.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Yes for you. I like you for your smile.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
You're so wise.
Speaker 7 (14:18):
Is that dad that's super bummed?
Speaker 1 (14:21):
When you die, I know she'll get another one, to
get another one. I did meet a girl who liked
me because I wore glasses.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
That's like a smart smart look.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Yeah, so we had to keep them on during Yeah.
Oh well no, no, she dis liked me because you
take your contacts out. But like the librarian. Look, it
was kind of like the guy. Yeah, it does work
both ways. I was a librarian. What a legend, legend
(14:55):
librarian super he So, Larry, I did appreciate you and
your wife coming up for dinner. That was very nice cooked.
We went out to we don't have to dinner and uh,
I think I did.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
Yeah, sounds about right.
Speaker 6 (15:10):
Dan did pay.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Yeah, I you know, I don't like the awkwardness of
waiting to see if somebody is going to pay the worst,
so I always pay. And then my wife goes, you
know what, you're embarrassing guys because you're not paying, letting
their pay them pay emasculated.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Yes, yeah, well good thing. Larry doesn't give a shit
about it.
Speaker 6 (15:32):
Yes, you want to know, I'm all cash, Say I'm
all cash. Walk around while we're awaiting. I can't believe
Dan doesn't get a table or we had to wait
like fifteen minutes, so.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
I wouldn't drink the bar.
Speaker 6 (15:42):
Yeah, and then when the check came, I put cash
out of my mind.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
No, no, no, no, no, no, you were late.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
You were late on the draw dude, you would have
been You would have been dead in the you know,
a Western movie. You would have been like.
Speaker 6 (15:55):
If I knew, if I knew we were drawing for it,
I would have been a little quicker. But no, the
bill came. Let me see what the bill is and
we'll pay.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
And I mean, why do you have to see what
the bill is?
Speaker 6 (16:05):
Because I pay cash, Dan, I'm not just putting a
card down. So I want to see how many hunters
I got to pull out to put pay the bill.
What do you mean you have to look at it?
Of course you have to look at it.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
I didn't never looked. Out of respect for you and
your wife. I didn't look.
Speaker 6 (16:22):
Thank you, dam Thanks for dinner was great? Wait a
thousand and one odds. Neither one of those who can
shay your dill in array or none of the four
of them can all four of them get a guess?
A thousand and one odds? Dan, don't tell them what
a bad order for dinner?
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Okay, wait, wait what kind of establishment?
Speaker 3 (16:43):
It's just a American bar food kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Yeah, yeah, bar food as you know Burger's, uh Wings?
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Is it farm to table?
Speaker 1 (16:53):
No?
Speaker 4 (16:53):
All that ship means for me.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
No, it's they have some seafood there, pizza.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
We know Larry did not get sea fit, so it's it's.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
All the food groups there, kind of that you have
at a bar. Yeah, all right, so you want to
guess what bad Larry had for dinner.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Where you guys had apps.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
I assume we did have wings.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
The wings were awesome.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Okay, so wings is a wings is?
Speaker 4 (17:15):
I mean, I want to say burger, but that seems
so obvious.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
I will say I was surprised.
Speaker 6 (17:20):
Oh, I said, I said, one thousand and one os
after your comments, ten thousand and one offs.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
All right, all right, Chicken caesar salad, tale salad, Chicken cesar.
Speaker 6 (17:32):
Salad and chicken palm were both close in the running,
but they didn't happen. Baked Haddock, boys, you know bags.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
What go fuck yourself?
Speaker 1 (17:42):
I said the same thing.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
We're addressed to dinner, I.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Said, he goes.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
I think I'm gonna have the haddock baked del It
is good. I just surprised. I figured you're like a America,
a land or bust guy.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
I was surprised. I was shocking.
Speaker 6 (18:00):
Spen. You gotta spend a little more time with me, Dylan.
You you just can't make your judgment from how I
act in Vay in Atlantic City.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
That's true, that is that is I me.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Okay, Uh, let's do the college football this week? Uh shay,
I'll go. Well, we only have the Army, Navy, Army,
Army every year. Army okay plus six, Larry, Navy minus
the six, Dylan.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
I've got Navy minus six as well.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
No, there are other bowl games this weekend.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Yeah, I'm focusing on America, Danny.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Well, this is the LA Bowl with Gronk, with Washing.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
I can't wait to tune into that.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
You will.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
What are you going to be doing on a Saturday night.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
Hopefully avoiding any responsibilities?
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Yeah, lafl is perfect.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
So what are you going to be doing? Nothing?
Speaker 4 (18:49):
You might be watching that. I'll watch it, of course.
But Gronk is so yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
What what's wrong? Marvin? Oh?
Speaker 8 (18:57):
No, I was just talking to say about what his
plans might be. Firs staturd you're pointing to some.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
No, I'm not getting it in no Mark it's big.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
But wow, is that anti Jewish?
Speaker 3 (19:09):
No?
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Wait, what my nose big?
Speaker 3 (19:13):
It's large?
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Yeah? Sure from German stately stately that's right.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Uh, Dylan, what do you have for me?
Speaker 4 (19:20):
All right?
Speaker 1 (19:20):
So I've got allegedly you guys are, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
The Naval Academy minus six against the Army Dan Washington
minus nine and a half at a home against Boise State. Technically,
so the no blue field Jacksonville State plus three against
Troy Delaware, the Hens plus three against Louisiana and then
future Texas Tech to win the college Football Playoff.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
What's Oregon at right now?
Speaker 3 (19:52):
They got longer odds in that.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
I think oregonized longer ods in Texas Tech. I think
they probably eleven hundred.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
It goes Ohio State, Indiana, Georgia, Oregon plus seven fifty.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
Okay, okay, let's see.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
How about the DP takes a gamble parlay this week?
Speaker 4 (20:12):
Uh shay dollar Warren anytime t d Let's go.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
From Philip Rivers.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
Yes, it's gonna work.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Dylan Jets money line against the Jags. This is why
I've hit a bunch of my legs.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
You guys, you've never hit a money You never hit
it under, you never hit a money. No, it's really rare.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
I used to do it a lot more this season.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Yeah, but you dick around.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
I need to dick around. I'm not just gonna I'm
not just gonna clawm my way back bet the spread
and everything bad.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Larry, do you have a a leg on this parlay?
Speaker 6 (20:47):
After I heard what Dylan picked Jet's money line, I
decided not to send one in.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
What I fucking coward?
Speaker 6 (20:53):
I did take Josh Jacobs, I sent it in. Well,
Jacobs anytime touchdown? I don't know, I don't I didn't
have the augum. Yes, my site only had any time
for site.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
You have a newspaper, you have the New York Post.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
I don't have it today yet. All right, I slept
in a little bit.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
Guy, I had away man.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Larry might be the only guy to not have gotten
the paper that he reads at fucking one in the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
All right, Ray, what what is it?
Speaker 5 (21:19):
It's minus one forty five so that parlay pays out
like fifty five hundred.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
It's not that good, all right, Shay. And I guess
you're the leader in the clubhouse. So your NFL how
embarrass it? I know it sucks.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Josh Allen lane one and a half against Drake May
the cords. I guess it's plus nine and a half
now plus ten? Okay, I like that and then the
surprising Panther is laying three versus Knowlins.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
See, whenever you have an NFC South game, I know
always go with It's like when I told you last week,
I'll take the Saints. I said the Saints will win
because they're not supposed to win.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Like the Jets this week money line?
Speaker 4 (21:57):
Is this this true? Ray?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
The Panthers haven't won or covered the spread in a
game that they were favored in SID since September of
twenty twenty one. Well, wait a minute, how many they do?
How many games have they been favored?
Speaker 2 (22:11):
No?
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Shit, very few.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
That's a good question. They didn't specify on that one.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
I would say maybe three.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Yeah, all right, bad Larry.
Speaker 6 (22:19):
NFL picks tonight Tampa Bay minus to four and a
half against Atlanta. These are all one unit. That's we
didn't get into my teas, Dan, I can't believe the Ravens.
The NFL apologize to everyone else in the fucking world,
but me.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
On that that was bad call.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
That bad call.
Speaker 6 (22:38):
I would have won five units instead of one unit
this week.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
No, And I feel bad for you because I do
think that was a football move that it's one course,
keep the ball away from you.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
As an end zune too. It's like the fuck the
ball can scratch the plane like in a questionable play
and it's a touchdown.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Bryant flashbacks and it's in Baltimore, and you don't get
that that call. That was Unfortunately.
Speaker 6 (23:00):
I didn't see it till the next day because I
was driving home from Maine, so I didn't see any football.
I didn't know my Notre Dame squad got thrown out
of the college playoffs. I just so I just drove
home and I saw that raised the next morning it
was on TV and I saw the touchdown, said, you
gotta be kidding me, and it was called the touch
down field and then it was over.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
That was wild.
Speaker 6 (23:20):
Yeah, I know Larry on his teaser on no question.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
I think that's what they said during the game.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
Yeah, that was announced.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, we're trying to funk Larry and
loves it in the can allegedly. All right. What other games?
Speaker 6 (23:38):
Eagles minus twelve against the Raids.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Eleven and a half, okay, take it, thank.
Speaker 6 (23:42):
You, thank you, thank you. Jets plus the thirteen and
a half dolling against the Jags, Bill's minus one against
the half one and a half minus one and a half, fine,
and the Chargers plus five and a half against the Chiefs.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Interesting, Now the Bills started at minus four and a half.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
Yeah, I went to one and I saw that.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
The Chargers were plus four and a half. Now it
went to five and a half. That brings us to Dylan.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Weren't the Eagles at thirteen? Eagles open at thirteen? Were they? Yeah?
All right, Dylan?
Speaker 3 (24:19):
All right, Dan, I'm gonna have a couple of ads here.
So I got Tyler Algier first touchdown score tonight plus
eleven hundred?
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Any of BYU running back?
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Is it BYU or Boise State?
Speaker 4 (24:32):
I think it was BYU? Would be surprising? Why? Uh?
Is he any Mormon's non Morman?
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Jim McMahon wasn't a Mormon?
Speaker 4 (24:40):
Yeah, he might have fallen off.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
You know what, once the season was over, they asked
him to leave no shit, Yes, his final year he didn't.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
They were like, get off of campus.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Yeah, yeah, you've been drinking way too much coffee around here.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
Yes, yeah, you don't even believe in soaking.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Are those Coca colas? Dare you coke Cola's? Hell? All right, Dylan, ull.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
So I got Algier first touchdown score plus eleven hundred.
I'm also going to take the Falcon's money line. There,
due there, due there.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Everyone is starting, okay, and.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
You know he is good.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
So I had the Bills minus one and a half
against the Patriots. I'm going to flip flop. I'm going
to take the Patriots plus one and a half, Cardinals
plus nine a half against the Texans.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Why the dramatic, why why the fucking pause? Like, what
are you doing?
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Dramatic?
Speaker 1 (25:46):
No, no, it was a crazy thing. Took the Patriots
and you got one and a half. That's not a
crazy bet.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
It's crazy.
Speaker 7 (25:55):
Yeah, smart, Sorry editing the podcast for dramatic purposes. It
makes it feel like something happens the audio. Yeah, yeah,
for sure. So they won't No, no, no, don't do that.
Go ahead.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
That was awful. All right. I'm taking the Patriots boom
boom boone plus one and a half and soak it in.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
The Cardinals plus nine and a half.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
That doesn't make me feel good.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
You're welcome, dickhead. And I got the Colts plus fourteen
and the Niners minus twelve, and I got a parlay.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Dan by the way, the third favorite for Comeback Player
of the Year, the dad himself, Yes, granddad?
Speaker 4 (26:35):
Is he granddad?
Speaker 8 (26:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Yeah, Philip Rivers, I didn't know that. Yeah, no, Sha,
he's a granddad. Christian McCaffrey, then Dak and then Philip Rivers,
Dak now Dak Prescott. Yeah he's play great, Yeah he is. Well,
we're talking about peanut gallery over here, Danny.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
We do, we've seen it. Continue um and parlay, Dan
oh God. Sound scorers Khalil Shakir anytime touchdown, Nico Collins
anytime touchdown, Brian Robinson Junior anytime touchdown, and Darren Waller
anytime touchdown plus ninety two sixty three.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
All of a sudden, bad Larry, How was work this week?
Pretty strenuous?
Speaker 6 (27:20):
Didn't do a thing, literally, did not do one thing.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Yeah, but I don't think you do anything anyway, do you.
Speaker 6 (27:29):
No, it's very quiet when putin attacks to Jersey Shore.
There'll be a little problems over there on the beach.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
But Larry's gonna get vaporized.
Speaker 6 (27:40):
First when there's no action. There's no action, Dan.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
Larry, don't dish his hero like that.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
Here we go, it'll be Maduro. It'll be Maduro.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Not putin all right, Well, thank you bad Larry, Thank
you guys, Good luck, Dylan.
Speaker 6 (27:57):
I would really love you to switch that part from
the Jets money line to the Atlanta money line. At
least that makes some sense. It has a chance. I
went in the game Jets money line. I mean, what's
it gonna cost us a couple thousand dollars in the payout.
Let's get a payout one of these days. I know,
I know you're gonna hit yours and I'm finally gonna
lose one.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Yeah, I've won three in a row.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
You keep betting Jamior Gibbs, who's like minus two fifty?
Speaker 4 (28:22):
Will the sun come up tomorrow?
Speaker 3 (28:25):
I don't appreciate being.
Speaker 6 (28:26):
We went three parlays at minus two fifty, would still
win money?
Speaker 4 (28:30):
Boring? Get us straight.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Their were singing, why do you get the spray ten?
Speaker 6 (28:36):
I gotta take I gotta get some basil cells cut
off my face on Monday morning.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Perfect.
Speaker 6 (28:42):
It won't be. It won't be for the next ten days,
that's for sure.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
We could.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
You could squeak one in over the weekend.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
SOT fakes cancer in the world, by the way, it's
getting cancer basil ship. Yeah. Uh Rose, No, it's like
a you know, like a bump. The fucking it's blame
created by doctors.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
It would be great if Larry got the sprays hand
and then got to remove there's just like a little
white dot on his forehead.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Thanks Larry, thank you, thanks for participating. No problem, by God,
so picture de Ray, We got Dylan. I should have
introduced everybody in case you don't.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
I just like to I will not be strong armed
into switching my jets.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
No, don't, don't, don't don't my thanks to Marvin who
sits here every week and listens to this and usually
shakes his head like he's shaking his head right now, judgment, like,
what are you doing with your life?
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Your legacy?
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Yeah, it is on your Wikipedia.
Speaker 8 (29:47):
Wait yeah, is this showing your Wikipedia now? I hope
not you. They're taking that Hall of Fame plague.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Back then, they'd have every right to do that.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
I did.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
No, it's going to be on my yeah.
Speaker 5 (30:01):
Right at the very end, it says he's also the
host of the Notorious Dan Patrick takes a gamble podcast
about sports wagering.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Wow, hell yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
It literally goes Sports Center and then that.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
The podcast that I don't gamble on and I'm no.
Speaker 8 (30:20):
You don't gamble money.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
I don't gamble career.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
I saw your eyes line up when you heard jets
money line.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
I know what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
No, there are times when I go, okay, I like
the I could, I could, I could see that.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
You do get a decent amount of good calls in there.
I mean you could be printed.
Speaker 4 (30:38):
True true, I know ball nowhere and then it all
comes crashing.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
I want no part of it, no part of it,
because I hate losing more than I love winning.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Would you ever play like table games at the casino?
No bakrot with a bunch of Chinese people, smokes eaters.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
No, ok No, okay, No, I'm not interested in any event.
I walk right by when we're at Fountain Blue walk
right by. No, I don't, but I do like to watch.
Like there are times when, but not everybody likes when
you okay, got sing and I like to go down
(31:18):
to the casino. But no, when somebody's playing blackjack, like
I'll kind of be off to the side and just
sort of see how the table is because there I've
played before a long, long long time ago, and there
was somebody at the very end who did not know
how to play, and we kept trying to help that person.
(31:38):
We got screwed probably five times out of eight or
nine hands. And then I just said, because a person
didn't know they were taking a hit, they'd have seventeen.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
Oh dude, And.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
I have a contrary theory to that, though. People do
get kind of bent out of shape about like, you know, obviously,
if you don't know you're doing that's one thing, But
like going against the book or what you're supposed to do,
you're just as likely to do the wrong thing and
have a card comes out that's good for the table.
Then if you're doing the right thing, like, it's the same,
the probability is the same.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
Actively It's not like you like beat the book or something.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
No, I'm just it's a stating a fact.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Yeah, but when the dealer has a queen and then
eventually it's a three, and then you take a hit
and then it's a face card and then they would
have busted.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
But if that you could also put like them hitting
stupidly could pull a card that would be good for
the dealer as well.
Speaker 5 (32:31):
Yes, Ray, when we were in Vegas, Shade, the dealer
was showing a five and this guy split tens and show.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
Remember that. Yeah, it was a piece of ship. You
never let the losers sit third base. You always take
third base always.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
That's where you get hurt third base. Man, I needed
Brooks Robinson there, man, and I had, you know, somebody
who shouldn't have been at third base. I don't know,
I'm not profile.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
They're actually the world the biggest population of people that
visit Vegas every.
Speaker 4 (33:07):
Year, the worst gamblers in the world. I hate gamble
with Canadians, but I like Canadians.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
You know, it's great?
Speaker 4 (33:14):
Yeah, why they're nice people. Yeah, I think it's as.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
I've been in Montreal, Calgary, Toronto.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
Montreal's great, Calgary.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Nova, Scotia A right, you know it's great.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
Is gambling in Canada with their fake money, Like you
pull out six hundred bucks from the ATM and you're like,
holy shit, that was only three hundred.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
Dollars a loon. What do I call it?
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Yeah? Looneys, weirdos.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
Not as bad as Italians, but they're weird. Okay.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
But if you had to live in Canada or Ohio, oh.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Can that Montreal or Columbus.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
With the French, or if I said, yeah, living in
Montreal's Quebec. Yeah, well, well no, there's Montreal and then
there's Quebec.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
I couldn't deal with.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
The Bec city is actually supposed to be really gorgeous.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Yeah, I've heard actually this time of the year be
a romantic trip for you and your wife and Dan,
damn you got a baff bamfad's I've been there for
the Olympics. Yeah, Calgary Olympic bamf was beautiful. When's the
last time you did something romantic for your life?
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Getting perked out at a taco place?
Speaker 4 (34:29):
That was sweet? Her birthday party is this weekend, believe
it or not, her fortieth.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
I feel like that's an invite.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
You gotta you got a cake for me.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
To jump out of nowhere near that party.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Danny, he's going to get into her chardonay.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
Oh, it'll be worse than that. It'll be martini time.
Fake martini is vodka martini.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
So yeah, you keep saying, then you know they're fake.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
So it's a big party.
Speaker 4 (34:56):
It'll be a big party Saturday night. It's gonna get weird.
Your daughter is going to be there. They're showing up
in the beginning to like, you know, say happy birthday
and ship and then the nanny's taking them out.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Of here, and then what happens.
Speaker 4 (35:09):
It's going to be a late night and you know, yeah,
but there's no.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
Substantial cockery.
Speaker 4 (35:15):
Almost got a fantasy over here. I sure it did.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
But how much fun can you have if you're not
drinking or smoking or taking anything.
Speaker 4 (35:24):
I get it, I get around. It's not a big deal.
I know how to fun. No, you're not deck or
the Master. No it's not at my house. Don't worry.
Oh well, wherever it is, I'm not telling you.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
All right, we'll find it.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
But yeah, it'll be it'll be interesting, see how it
plays out.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Yeah, I don't know if I get if I couldn't drink, but.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
I guess, like renting out, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (35:44):
If it'll be fine me not drinking. It's not a
big deal. I don't care. You can have fun, Yeah,
sure it will be with a lot of people. I
know we're gonna have a good time, have some good food.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
But what do you mean good time if you're not drinking?
Speaker 4 (36:00):
Talking ship? You know, talking a lot of ship politics.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
That doesn't sound like fun.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
A lot of sober guy and political debate is cheating,
that's true.
Speaker 4 (36:09):
Probably play some cards, get a poker game going, you
know it would be a late night.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
Wow, it sounds like all the ship she wanted for
a birthday.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Is you talking politics?
Speaker 4 (36:21):
I ordered a mariachi band, which she is gonna hate,
so that's gonna be pretty fun. Why did you order
the marian because I love mariachi?
Speaker 3 (36:28):
Now we know it's out of Mexican.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
It down.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Yeah, but where are you going? On the border?
Speaker 4 (36:33):
Border? Do they have those up here?
Speaker 1 (36:35):
I think there's an on the border.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
Oh I need it on the border.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Yeah, I think there's one in uh, Orange, Connecticut.
Speaker 8 (36:42):
There's one Weathersfield, Connecticut for sure.
Speaker 4 (36:44):
Where the funk that is?
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (36:47):
No, thanks, not my Connecticut?
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Yeah, ray is there on the border.
Speaker 5 (36:51):
There's one in Rocky Hill.
Speaker 4 (36:53):
I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
Where's Rocky Hill?
Speaker 1 (36:56):
That's probably no, it's probably a half hour alleys.
Speaker 4 (37:01):
You know what.
Speaker 8 (37:02):
It's the town next to where Fritzy lives.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
It's all okay, yeah, on the border in Orange, Connecticut.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
There you go?
Speaker 1 (37:09):
All right?
Speaker 4 (37:10):
I think far.
Speaker 8 (37:10):
From that's not that's the next town over.
Speaker 4 (37:14):
Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Yeah, whats going after the show?
Speaker 4 (37:16):
Danny?
Speaker 8 (37:16):
Wait, it's right on Post Road.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Yeah? Yeah, Well it's off post road or on the border.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
It's on the border of the post.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
See what you did?
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Okay, all right, that's it. Anything else needs to be mentioned.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
We're going to the roommate's birthday Saturday at on the border.
Speaker 4 (37:36):
I wish it would be sick.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
We'll be there so we could get some Margarita's, some
big old beers that they.
Speaker 8 (37:43):
Used to.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
It's like a challice. L Ray yeah, l Ray yeah.
Speaker 4 (37:53):
The King that's span old dandy Ray is l Ray.
All right.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Oh that's it. Good luck this weekend everybody, and thanks
for joining us Sunday and Patrick takes again. H m
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Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a
podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by
bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I
have friends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Larry's a different guy though when he's with his wife.
Oh yeah, when we were sitting down and you know,
Larry's very polite, and you know he's always asking if
it's white, you want another one, mb, I'll go get,
I'll get.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Yeah, he's always best fucking behavior.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
We had to kidnap him to bring him to AC
to let him let the dogs at.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Oh yeah, yes, yes, Ray.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
And she also refused to let Larry wear like three
things when we were there. You guys remember that change
like four times.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Literally drugs fashion police beat him a pullow.
Speaker 6 (01:01):
No, you're not going out like that, she says, you're
not going out with that. You're not wearing that. I'm
sitting in the car right now because they're in the
living room Bridge came down with the baby, so they're
all cooling over the baby and everything. I gotta get
out of here.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
We're also going to Atlantic City, not exactly like you
need to dress to the nines to go there.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
She was super concerned. Uh, let me recap bad. Larry
is at minus eight. You won one unit, Dylan is
minus forty seven and a half. He lost four units,
and Shae's minus four. You lost three units.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Got ruined.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I don't want to hear it.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Shae wins the Diego Pavia Award. He went oh for
four in college. Paul and North Dakota lost outright twenty
three point favorite.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah, and then didn't you bet on zach Ertz scoring
a touchdown? Zach Ertz got hurt, probably done for his career.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Yeah, dead to me?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yeah so you you killed him?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Look how they massacred my boy.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
The DP takes a game parlay podcast record is zero
to five. Yeah, that's so you're due.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Sounds about yeah you do.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Uh the odds for the next Michigan head coach. Could
you imagine you're handed the job of a lifetime. Dude,
you were involved in the sign stealing scandal, which is
you know, a cool scandal as long as you're at
the school and you won a national title, right, But
(02:29):
if he's elsewhere, well he's not going to get hired elsewhere. No, no,
but uh so he gets Sharon Moore gets fired inappropriate
relationship allegedly. Yeah, you got three little ones at home.
You got a set of twins that I think are
a year old, and dad's going to the office, staying late,
(02:54):
gotta work over to Yeah, gotta get ready for the Citrus.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Bowls and stuff.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Well now his ex, yeah, half there you go, bro,
his ex.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Everybody wants to be Bobby Petrino.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
They don't, they don't do just don't get on my motorcycle. Okay,
the odds to be the next Michigan head coach right now.
Jed Fish at Washington, he's the favorite. He was at
Arizona then went to Washington. Caitlin de Boor's name keeps
coming up.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Dude, what is that about?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Okay, somebody told me this, I don't know five weeks ago.
His family wasn't happy in Alabama, no ship, And I'm like, okay,
but that allegedly not happy at in Alabama. Nice, I said, well, okay,
they're probably big libs.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Huh, I don't Washington socialists lives allegedly.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
All Washington outside of Seattle.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Outside of that.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that'd be your place outside to see.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Yeah, you're a big Spokane guy.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Look at eastern Washington. Oh okay, absolutely.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Marcus Freeman at third best odds on the list, No chance.
Jesse Minter so he's the former d C at Michigan.
He was involved in the signs state, he got in
trouble too. And then Brian Kelly.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
No, that would be where's Dillingham? I want Dillingham odds
right now? I know. I think he's probably would be
top three. Matt Campbell would have been the perfect probably
so probably. So they knew something was up.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
That's the thing.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
I mean, the eighties got to go, right, everybody has
to go. They all knew, Well, does Ward survive this?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
There's no chance. I don't know, But.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Okay, it doesn't benefit you to wait this late. No,
So I can't say that there's something nefarious here with Michigan.
I mean there has been wait.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
What do you mean not nefarious?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Well, if they couldn't fire him until they had the cause,
they had credible.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
They could have fired him before he had this like
mental breakdown for sure.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Well no, they did it all one fell swoop. They
fired him and he had a mental breakdown, all.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Right, all right, right allegedly, but they could have shut
this down a lot earlier, Like people knew about this shit.
You heard about it when.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
At the end of October, dude, but that was just
you remember Connor Cook, Yeah, Michigan State quarterback. Yeah, drafted
by the Raiders. Sure, maybe the pick before Dak Prescott.
I thought he puts something out about Sharon More on
social media. They got four million views. I didn't see, yes,
(05:41):
right there.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
I think it was like a fake Connor Cook like
stan account that put it out there. But Dan's right,
the guy like typed it out like three months ago.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
No, there's tweets that months ago that have mentioned this,
like random anonymous account.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yeah, I know, I know, but you know, I kept thinking,
all right close to the Ohio State game, is there
a smear? Can you know they trying to mess with
if he beat Ohio State? Oh my god, does this
even know? I know, I know, I know, And how
how like.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Common is this? You got? Allegedly the other Michigan State coach. Right,
allegedly there's rumors about Lane Kiffin. You got Bobby Petrino.
That's not alleged. I mean, how common is this ship?
Probably more than more so? Yeah? Yeah, bad?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Look, Yeah, I'm not saying Bear Bryant had a stable, Loud.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Had a harem.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah no, they all had to wear those same kind
of checkered jackets that he liked to like.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
You think that turned him on hers?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
I think a picnic table.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Yeah, I know, they're the lights on for this.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Let's see Shay college football. That's terrible.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Yeah, yeah, terrible.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Uh, Dylan, that's not good either, but better improvement. You're
you're better because you won a couple of beds. Bad
Larry went won for three?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Right?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Also, Dan, what about how about our guy Diego Pavilla
being second? We're gonna be runner up for the Heisman?
Speaker 4 (07:07):
A hero?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
I know, I would I forget what?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
First of all? Why do? Why is it a negative?
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Though? That should change your name?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Great?
Speaker 4 (07:16):
How did we come up with the Diego Pavia Award?
I called his name a year early. That's what happened.
I came in here like guns fucking blazing the best.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
It's named after It's it's a negative award, but it's
named after him in a positive way, I think.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
And I lost like ten bets in a row betting
on him.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Yeah, and he used analysis. It's like the game whenever, Yes, Ray, and.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Then you bet on Virginia Tech and he money lined you,
and we said you were dumb because you loved him forever.
And then you bet against him. So now and you
make a dumb bet. It's called the Pavilla most you
lose your dumb.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Bet, Okay, all right, Yeah, but you're also the guy
that brought his name up because he urinated on the
other school's logo.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Yeah, he's the man. Yeah, Yeah, he was in New
Mexico State, Aggie true Aggie. Yeah, and he did that
to U and m b C. Yeah. OK, let's see.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
So the gambling parlay, uh, the Jamiir Gibbs anytime, Well,
that's not saying wow went out a limb lair three
in a row.
Speaker 6 (08:17):
Guys, I'm sorry, I know he.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Does, tagg He text me that, No he did.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
He goes, Yeah, he goes my parlay three times, three
in a row. You got Jamiir Gibbs anytime touchdown doesn't
he lead the NFL in touchdowns.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
I think so, Yeah, dude's a freak.
Speaker 6 (08:34):
That's why you take him.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yeah, but that's okay. That's not in the spirit of
we want a big hit with his parlay.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
We don't want this fucking plus three fifty bullshit.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
Uh okay.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Let me see how Jedi did. Jedi from Main Cabinmasters.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Well, he's a character.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
First of all, he admitted that he he didn't do well.
He made he embarrassed himself. Oh, because he didn't know
what he was doing. He didn't know how much a
unit was. He didn't know that we were betting on teams.
I said, do you listen to podcast? He said, well,
I listened to the last two. I said, well, what
is it that made you think you had to listen
(09:12):
one more time? After listening for one podcast.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
That's actually pretty good. I would probably do less homework
than that either.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
So he listened it too, and still didn't like. I
had no idea, what's up with that accent? I don't know.
I don't watch the show. That's a manor, that's a
main act. That's legit, that's what I sound like.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Yeah, that's a Now he's a real maner. Like he
goes out duck hunting and that accent is weird.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Man, it's I go south, the accent with like a
twinge of fent.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
A sketch him on or something.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
He I did go out with him that night, and
he had his fireball and his white Russians.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Grosser's that just makes my tummy herd thinking about it.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
But when he says I need to drink the white
Russian because the milk helps my stomach, and I said, well,
don't drink the fireball.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
That's actually not true. Curdles in your stuff, mex with all.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I don't know. I'm just going by what he he'll
he'll get after the fireballs.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
And looked at me when I said, tummy, yeah, I forget.
I forget. I'm dealing with the fucking tough guy over here.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
It's not that it's poor tummy. The lactose was really
getting to me.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Was that a Jewish voice? WHOA, that's what it was.
I'm ratting.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Did that I didn't sound I didn't sounds. I don't
think you were profiling. I don't think I was either,
But it sounds like somebody's pretty sensitive.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
No one with that haircut would ever do something like that.
Is that?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Does that sound Jewish?
Speaker 4 (10:36):
What do he just did? I think here?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
No, I think.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
He's also holding a tin of Tucker Carl since fucking
nicotine pouches?
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Is that from Tucker?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Oh weird?
Speaker 3 (10:49):
I had no idea.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
I didn't either.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Would you order a fucking year's supply?
Speaker 1 (10:53):
And then it tastes like Christy nome?
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Wow, something refreshing chill. I think she's a little more
bitter than that, if I had to, Yes, okay, a
little more plastically? All right? I love Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:07):
How can you not?
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Face was created in Miami.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Alleged alleged l Okay NFL anything to recap here teasers? Terrible, Larry,
I know, how do you? I don't understand that there's
not going to be any time left. Right when you
kick the field goal, the game's over. Yeah, Like they
(11:32):
didn't even have a kickoff, So why not they want
to cover?
Speaker 4 (11:39):
I know?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
But why not go for a touchdown?
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Because you could not get the touchdown and not cover?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Do you think that they knew you, Carol? No, you can't.
Pete Carroll was trying to cover one thousand, trying to
save his job.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
I don't care about work.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Came down from the top. Tom Brady has just.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Got Lady's clone called a Legendly do you think Mark
Davis called down? Yeah? In between either way.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Did you see his girlfriend?
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Oh, come on, that's not a girlfriend, that's a working girl. Well,
she's on the job.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
She said that she didn't know that he was a billionaire. Yeah,
sure that she liked him for his smile, chili bowl haircut.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Yeah, he does kind of use a certain swagger by
like looking absolutely ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Noes like, don't get near a school. He five her
feet from a goddamn elementary.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
And I think she's twenty six? Does that sound right? Ray?
Twenty six? And she does it?
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Didn't know how much money had better than Belichick's old lady,
I'll say that she is. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Yeah, well she's.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
A lot older than Belichick's.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Could be your aunt.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Yeah, have you seen her? Larry? You know Mark Davis,
the Raiders owner.
Speaker 6 (13:01):
I know who he is. I haven't seen the girlfriend.
Evidently she's some working girl.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
No, I don't know that.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
She's putting an overtime with that she's twenty six.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
They are in Vegas exactly, Dude.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Do you ever go to Vegas for like a big weekend.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
And the number of older guys.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
No, the amount of working girls on the plane, like
especially Spirit or Frontier Vegas.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Spirit was Yes, Marvin the super Bowl.
Speaker 7 (13:29):
When we were in Vegas, you saw them and you
saw like real life managers of these working girls.
Speaker 8 (13:35):
I don't want to call them. Yes, iceberg slim.
Speaker 7 (13:39):
It was a ton like. It was like a Neapolitan
ice cream. It was like a gorgeous black girl, gorgeous
white girl, gorgeous racially ambiguous girls.
Speaker 9 (13:49):
And you're like, oh, okay, score there there's a lot
of guys like Shay that was like Cuban Link Chain's
Girl sixty five, and then just some young.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Gal just hanging out on the high dollars three.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
High limit room slacks.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
The number of older guys with younger girls walking around.
You know, it's like that doesn't look awkward. No, that
looks real.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
No one knows you.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Yes for you. I like you for your smile.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
You're so wise.
Speaker 7 (14:18):
Is that dad that's super bummed?
Speaker 1 (14:21):
When you die, I know she'll get another one, to
get another one. I did meet a girl who liked
me because I wore glasses.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
That's like a smart smart look.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Yeah, so we had to keep them on during Yeah.
Oh well no, no, she dis liked me because you
take your contacts out. But like the librarian. Look, it
was kind of like the guy. Yeah, it does work
both ways. I was a librarian. What a legend, legend
(14:55):
librarian super he So, Larry, I did appreciate you and
your wife coming up for dinner. That was very nice cooked.
We went out to we don't have to dinner and uh,
I think I did.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
Yeah, sounds about right.
Speaker 6 (15:10):
Dan did pay.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Yeah, I you know, I don't like the awkwardness of
waiting to see if somebody is going to pay the worst,
so I always pay. And then my wife goes, you
know what, you're embarrassing guys because you're not paying, letting
their pay them pay emasculated.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Yes, yeah, well good thing. Larry doesn't give a shit
about it.
Speaker 6 (15:32):
Yes, you want to know, I'm all cash, Say I'm
all cash. Walk around while we're awaiting. I can't believe
Dan doesn't get a table or we had to wait
like fifteen minutes, so.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
I wouldn't drink the bar.
Speaker 6 (15:42):
Yeah, and then when the check came, I put cash
out of my mind.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
No, no, no, no, no, no, you were late.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
You were late on the draw dude, you would have
been You would have been dead in the you know,
a Western movie. You would have been like.
Speaker 6 (15:55):
If I knew, if I knew we were drawing for it,
I would have been a little quicker. But no, the
bill came. Let me see what the bill is and
we'll pay.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
And I mean, why do you have to see what
the bill is?
Speaker 6 (16:05):
Because I pay cash, Dan, I'm not just putting a
card down. So I want to see how many hunters
I got to pull out to put pay the bill.
What do you mean you have to look at it?
Of course you have to look at it.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
I didn't never looked. Out of respect for you and
your wife. I didn't look.
Speaker 6 (16:22):
Thank you, dam Thanks for dinner was great? Wait a
thousand and one odds. Neither one of those who can
shay your dill in array or none of the four
of them can all four of them get a guess?
A thousand and one odds? Dan, don't tell them what
a bad order for dinner?
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Okay, wait, wait what kind of establishment?
Speaker 3 (16:43):
It's just a American bar food kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Yeah, yeah, bar food as you know Burger's, uh Wings?
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Is it farm to table?
Speaker 1 (16:53):
No?
Speaker 4 (16:53):
All that ship means for me.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
No, it's they have some seafood there, pizza.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
We know Larry did not get sea fit, so it's it's.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
All the food groups there, kind of that you have
at a bar. Yeah, all right, so you want to
guess what bad Larry had for dinner.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Where you guys had apps.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
I assume we did have wings.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
The wings were awesome.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Okay, so wings is a wings is?
Speaker 4 (17:15):
I mean, I want to say burger, but that seems
so obvious.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
I will say I was surprised.
Speaker 6 (17:20):
Oh, I said, I said, one thousand and one os
after your comments, ten thousand and one offs.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
All right, all right, Chicken caesar salad, tale salad, Chicken cesar.
Speaker 6 (17:32):
Salad and chicken palm were both close in the running,
but they didn't happen. Baked Haddock, boys, you know bags.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
What go fuck yourself?
Speaker 1 (17:42):
I said the same thing.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
We're addressed to dinner, I.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Said, he goes.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
I think I'm gonna have the haddock baked del It
is good. I just surprised. I figured you're like a America,
a land or bust guy.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
I was surprised. I was shocking.
Speaker 6 (18:00):
Spen. You gotta spend a little more time with me, Dylan.
You you just can't make your judgment from how I
act in Vay in Atlantic City.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
That's true, that is that is I me.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Okay, Uh, let's do the college football this week? Uh shay,
I'll go. Well, we only have the Army, Navy, Army,
Army every year. Army okay plus six, Larry, Navy minus
the six, Dylan.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
I've got Navy minus six as well.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
No, there are other bowl games this weekend.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Yeah, I'm focusing on America, Danny.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Well, this is the LA Bowl with Gronk, with Washing.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
I can't wait to tune into that.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
You will.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
What are you going to be doing on a Saturday night.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
Hopefully avoiding any responsibilities?
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Yeah, lafl is perfect.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
So what are you going to be doing? Nothing?
Speaker 4 (18:49):
You might be watching that. I'll watch it, of course.
But Gronk is so yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
What what's wrong? Marvin? Oh?
Speaker 8 (18:57):
No, I was just talking to say about what his
plans might be. Firs staturd you're pointing to some.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
No, I'm not getting it in no Mark it's big.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
But wow, is that anti Jewish?
Speaker 3 (19:09):
No?
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Wait, what my nose big?
Speaker 3 (19:13):
It's large?
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Yeah? Sure from German stately stately that's right.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Uh, Dylan, what do you have for me?
Speaker 4 (19:20):
All right?
Speaker 1 (19:20):
So I've got allegedly you guys are, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
The Naval Academy minus six against the Army Dan Washington
minus nine and a half at a home against Boise State. Technically,
so the no blue field Jacksonville State plus three against
Troy Delaware, the Hens plus three against Louisiana and then
future Texas Tech to win the college Football Playoff.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
What's Oregon at right now?
Speaker 3 (19:52):
They got longer odds in that.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
I think oregonized longer ods in Texas Tech. I think
they probably eleven hundred.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
It goes Ohio State, Indiana, Georgia, Oregon plus seven fifty.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
Okay, okay, let's see.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
How about the DP takes a gamble parlay this week?
Speaker 4 (20:12):
Uh shay dollar Warren anytime t d Let's go.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
From Philip Rivers.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
Yes, it's gonna work.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Dylan Jets money line against the Jags. This is why
I've hit a bunch of my legs.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
You guys, you've never hit a money You never hit
it under, you never hit a money. No, it's really rare.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
I used to do it a lot more this season.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Yeah, but you dick around.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
I need to dick around. I'm not just gonna I'm
not just gonna clawm my way back bet the spread
and everything bad.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Larry, do you have a a leg on this parlay?
Speaker 6 (20:47):
After I heard what Dylan picked Jet's money line, I
decided not to send one in.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
What I fucking coward?
Speaker 6 (20:53):
I did take Josh Jacobs, I sent it in. Well,
Jacobs anytime touchdown? I don't know, I don't I didn't
have the augum. Yes, my site only had any time
for site.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
You have a newspaper, you have the New York Post.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
I don't have it today yet. All right, I slept
in a little bit.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
Guy, I had away man.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Larry might be the only guy to not have gotten
the paper that he reads at fucking one in the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
All right, Ray, what what is it?
Speaker 5 (21:19):
It's minus one forty five so that parlay pays out
like fifty five hundred.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
It's not that good, all right, Shay. And I guess
you're the leader in the clubhouse. So your NFL how
embarrass it? I know it sucks.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Josh Allen lane one and a half against Drake May
the cords. I guess it's plus nine and a half
now plus ten? Okay, I like that and then the
surprising Panther is laying three versus Knowlins.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
See, whenever you have an NFC South game, I know
always go with It's like when I told you last week,
I'll take the Saints. I said the Saints will win
because they're not supposed to win.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Like the Jets this week money line?
Speaker 4 (21:57):
Is this this true? Ray?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
The Panthers haven't won or covered the spread in a
game that they were favored in SID since September of
twenty twenty one. Well, wait a minute, how many they do?
How many games have they been favored?
Speaker 2 (22:11):
No?
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Shit, very few.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
That's a good question. They didn't specify on that one.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
I would say maybe three.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Yeah, all right, bad Larry.
Speaker 6 (22:19):
NFL picks tonight Tampa Bay minus to four and a
half against Atlanta. These are all one unit. That's we
didn't get into my teas, Dan, I can't believe the Ravens.
The NFL apologize to everyone else in the fucking world,
but me.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
On that that was bad call.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
That bad call.
Speaker 6 (22:38):
I would have won five units instead of one unit
this week.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
No, And I feel bad for you because I do
think that was a football move that it's one course,
keep the ball away from you.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
As an end zune too. It's like the fuck the
ball can scratch the plane like in a questionable play
and it's a touchdown.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Bryant flashbacks and it's in Baltimore, and you don't get
that that call. That was Unfortunately.
Speaker 6 (23:00):
I didn't see it till the next day because I
was driving home from Maine, so I didn't see any football.
I didn't know my Notre Dame squad got thrown out
of the college playoffs. I just so I just drove
home and I saw that raised the next morning it
was on TV and I saw the touchdown, said, you
gotta be kidding me, and it was called the touch
down field and then it was over.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
That was wild.
Speaker 6 (23:20):
Yeah, I know Larry on his teaser on no question.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
I think that's what they said during the game.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
Yeah, that was announced.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, we're trying to funk Larry and
loves it in the can allegedly. All right. What other games?
Speaker 6 (23:38):
Eagles minus twelve against the Raids.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Eleven and a half, okay, take it, thank.
Speaker 6 (23:42):
You, thank you, thank you. Jets plus the thirteen and
a half dolling against the Jags, Bill's minus one against
the half one and a half minus one and a half, fine,
and the Chargers plus five and a half against the Chiefs.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Interesting, Now the Bills started at minus four and a half.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
Yeah, I went to one and I saw that.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
The Chargers were plus four and a half. Now it
went to five and a half. That brings us to Dylan.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Weren't the Eagles at thirteen? Eagles open at thirteen? Were they? Yeah?
All right, Dylan?
Speaker 3 (24:19):
All right, Dan, I'm gonna have a couple of ads here.
So I got Tyler Algier first touchdown score tonight plus
eleven hundred?
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Any of BYU running back?
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Is it BYU or Boise State?
Speaker 4 (24:32):
I think it was BYU? Would be surprising? Why? Uh?
Is he any Mormon's non Morman?
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Jim McMahon wasn't a Mormon?
Speaker 4 (24:40):
Yeah, he might have fallen off.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
You know what, once the season was over, they asked
him to leave no shit, Yes, his final year he didn't.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
They were like, get off of campus.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Yeah, yeah, you've been drinking way too much coffee around here.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
Yes, yeah, you don't even believe in soaking.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Are those Coca colas? Dare you coke Cola's? Hell? All right, Dylan, ull.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
So I got Algier first touchdown score plus eleven hundred.
I'm also going to take the Falcon's money line. There,
due there, due there.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Everyone is starting, okay, and.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
You know he is good.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
So I had the Bills minus one and a half
against the Patriots. I'm going to flip flop. I'm going
to take the Patriots plus one and a half, Cardinals
plus nine a half against the Texans.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Why the dramatic, why why the fucking pause? Like, what
are you doing?
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Dramatic?
Speaker 1 (25:46):
No, no, it was a crazy thing. Took the Patriots
and you got one and a half. That's not a
crazy bet.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
It's crazy.
Speaker 7 (25:55):
Yeah, smart, Sorry editing the podcast for dramatic purposes. It
makes it feel like something happens the audio. Yeah, yeah,
for sure. So they won't No, no, no, don't do that.
Go ahead.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
That was awful. All right. I'm taking the Patriots boom
boom boone plus one and a half and soak it in.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
The Cardinals plus nine and a half.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
That doesn't make me feel good.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
You're welcome, dickhead. And I got the Colts plus fourteen
and the Niners minus twelve, and I got a parlay.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Dan by the way, the third favorite for Comeback Player
of the Year, the dad himself, Yes, granddad?
Speaker 4 (26:35):
Is he granddad?
Speaker 8 (26:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Yeah, Philip Rivers, I didn't know that. Yeah, no, Sha,
he's a granddad. Christian McCaffrey, then Dak and then Philip Rivers,
Dak now Dak Prescott. Yeah he's play great, Yeah he is. Well,
we're talking about peanut gallery over here, Danny.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
We do, we've seen it. Continue um and parlay, Dan
oh God. Sound scorers Khalil Shakir anytime touchdown, Nico Collins
anytime touchdown, Brian Robinson Junior anytime touchdown, and Darren Waller
anytime touchdown plus ninety two sixty three.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
All of a sudden, bad Larry, How was work this week?
Pretty strenuous?
Speaker 6 (27:20):
Didn't do a thing, literally, did not do one thing.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Yeah, but I don't think you do anything anyway, do you.
Speaker 6 (27:29):
No, it's very quiet when putin attacks to Jersey Shore.
There'll be a little problems over there on the beach.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
But Larry's gonna get vaporized.
Speaker 6 (27:40):
First when there's no action. There's no action, Dan.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
Larry, don't dish his hero like that.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
Here we go, it'll be Maduro. It'll be Maduro.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Not putin all right, Well, thank you bad Larry, Thank
you guys, Good luck, Dylan.
Speaker 6 (27:57):
I would really love you to switch that part from
the Jets money line to the Atlanta money line. At
least that makes some sense. It has a chance. I
went in the game Jets money line. I mean, what's
it gonna cost us a couple thousand dollars in the payout.
Let's get a payout one of these days. I know,
I know you're gonna hit yours and I'm finally gonna
lose one.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Yeah, I've won three in a row.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
You keep betting Jamior Gibbs, who's like minus two fifty?
Speaker 4 (28:22):
Will the sun come up tomorrow?
Speaker 3 (28:25):
I don't appreciate being.
Speaker 6 (28:26):
We went three parlays at minus two fifty, would still
win money?
Speaker 4 (28:30):
Boring? Get us straight.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Their were singing, why do you get the spray ten?
Speaker 6 (28:36):
I gotta take I gotta get some basil cells cut
off my face on Monday morning.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Perfect.
Speaker 6 (28:42):
It won't be. It won't be for the next ten days,
that's for sure.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
We could.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
You could squeak one in over the weekend.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
SOT fakes cancer in the world, by the way, it's
getting cancer basil ship. Yeah. Uh Rose, No, it's like
a you know, like a bump. The fucking it's blame
created by doctors.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
It would be great if Larry got the sprays hand
and then got to remove there's just like a little
white dot on his forehead.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Thanks Larry, thank you, thanks for participating. No problem, by God,
so picture de Ray, We got Dylan. I should have
introduced everybody in case you don't.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
I just like to I will not be strong armed
into switching my jets.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
No, don't, don't, don't don't my thanks to Marvin who
sits here every week and listens to this and usually
shakes his head like he's shaking his head right now, judgment, like,
what are you doing with your life?
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Your legacy?
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Yeah, it is on your Wikipedia.
Speaker 8 (29:47):
Wait yeah, is this showing your Wikipedia now? I hope
not you. They're taking that Hall of Fame plague.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Back then, they'd have every right to do that.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
I did.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
No, it's going to be on my yeah.
Speaker 5 (30:01):
Right at the very end, it says he's also the
host of the Notorious Dan Patrick takes a gamble podcast
about sports wagering.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Wow, hell yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
It literally goes Sports Center and then that.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
The podcast that I don't gamble on and I'm no.
Speaker 8 (30:20):
You don't gamble money.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
I don't gamble career.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
I saw your eyes line up when you heard jets
money line.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
I know what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
No, there are times when I go, okay, I like
the I could, I could, I could see that.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
You do get a decent amount of good calls in there.
I mean you could be printed.
Speaker 4 (30:38):
True true, I know ball nowhere and then it all
comes crashing.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
I want no part of it, no part of it,
because I hate losing more than I love winning.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Would you ever play like table games at the casino?
No bakrot with a bunch of Chinese people, smokes eaters.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
No, ok No, okay, No, I'm not interested in any event.
I walk right by when we're at Fountain Blue walk
right by. No, I don't, but I do like to watch.
Like there are times when, but not everybody likes when
you okay, got sing and I like to go down
(31:18):
to the casino. But no, when somebody's playing blackjack, like
I'll kind of be off to the side and just
sort of see how the table is because there I've
played before a long, long long time ago, and there
was somebody at the very end who did not know
how to play, and we kept trying to help that person.
(31:38):
We got screwed probably five times out of eight or
nine hands. And then I just said, because a person
didn't know they were taking a hit, they'd have seventeen.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
Oh dude, And.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
I have a contrary theory to that, though. People do
get kind of bent out of shape about like, you know, obviously,
if you don't know you're doing that's one thing, But
like going against the book or what you're supposed to do,
you're just as likely to do the wrong thing and
have a card comes out that's good for the table.
Then if you're doing the right thing, like, it's the same,
the probability is the same.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
Actively It's not like you like beat the book or something.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
No, I'm just it's a stating a fact.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Yeah, but when the dealer has a queen and then
eventually it's a three, and then you take a hit
and then it's a face card and then they would
have busted.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
But if that you could also put like them hitting
stupidly could pull a card that would be good for
the dealer as well.
Speaker 5 (32:31):
Yes, Ray, when we were in Vegas, Shade, the dealer
was showing a five and this guy split tens and show.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
Remember that. Yeah, it was a piece of ship. You
never let the losers sit third base. You always take
third base always.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
That's where you get hurt third base. Man, I needed
Brooks Robinson there, man, and I had, you know, somebody
who shouldn't have been at third base. I don't know,
I'm not profile.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
They're actually the world the biggest population of people that
visit Vegas every.
Speaker 4 (33:07):
Year, the worst gamblers in the world. I hate gamble
with Canadians, but I like Canadians.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
You know, it's great?
Speaker 4 (33:14):
Yeah, why they're nice people. Yeah, I think it's as.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
I've been in Montreal, Calgary, Toronto.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
Montreal's great, Calgary.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Nova, Scotia A right, you know it's great.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
Is gambling in Canada with their fake money, Like you
pull out six hundred bucks from the ATM and you're like,
holy shit, that was only three hundred.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
Dollars a loon. What do I call it?
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Yeah? Looneys, weirdos.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
Not as bad as Italians, but they're weird. Okay.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
But if you had to live in Canada or Ohio, oh.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Can that Montreal or Columbus.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
With the French, or if I said, yeah, living in
Montreal's Quebec. Yeah, well, well no, there's Montreal and then
there's Quebec.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
I couldn't deal with.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
The Bec city is actually supposed to be really gorgeous.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Yeah, I've heard actually this time of the year be
a romantic trip for you and your wife and Dan,
damn you got a baff bamfad's I've been there for
the Olympics. Yeah, Calgary Olympic bamf was beautiful. When's the
last time you did something romantic for your life?
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Getting perked out at a taco place?
Speaker 4 (34:29):
That was sweet? Her birthday party is this weekend, believe
it or not, her fortieth.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
I feel like that's an invite.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
You gotta you got a cake for me.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
To jump out of nowhere near that party.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Danny, he's going to get into her chardonay.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
Oh, it'll be worse than that. It'll be martini time.
Fake martini is vodka martini.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
So yeah, you keep saying, then you know they're fake.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
So it's a big party.
Speaker 4 (34:56):
It'll be a big party Saturday night. It's gonna get weird.
Your daughter is going to be there. They're showing up
in the beginning to like, you know, say happy birthday
and ship and then the nanny's taking them out.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Of here, and then what happens.
Speaker 4 (35:09):
It's going to be a late night and you know, yeah,
but there's no.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
Substantial cockery.
Speaker 4 (35:15):
Almost got a fantasy over here. I sure it did.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
But how much fun can you have if you're not
drinking or smoking or taking anything.
Speaker 4 (35:24):
I get it, I get around. It's not a big deal.
I know how to fun. No, you're not deck or
the Master. No it's not at my house. Don't worry.
Oh well, wherever it is, I'm not telling you.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
All right, we'll find it.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
But yeah, it'll be it'll be interesting, see how it
plays out.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Yeah, I don't know if I get if I couldn't drink, but.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
I guess, like renting out, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (35:44):
If it'll be fine me not drinking. It's not a
big deal. I don't care. You can have fun, Yeah,
sure it will be with a lot of people. I
know we're gonna have a good time, have some good food.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
But what do you mean good time if you're not drinking?
Speaker 4 (36:00):
Talking ship? You know, talking a lot of ship politics.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
That doesn't sound like fun.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
A lot of sober guy and political debate is cheating,
that's true.
Speaker 4 (36:09):
Probably play some cards, get a poker game going, you
know it would be a late night.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
Wow, it sounds like all the ship she wanted for
a birthday.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Is you talking politics?
Speaker 4 (36:21):
I ordered a mariachi band, which she is gonna hate,
so that's gonna be pretty fun. Why did you order
the marian because I love mariachi?
Speaker 3 (36:28):
Now we know it's out of Mexican.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
It down.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Yeah, but where are you going? On the border?
Speaker 4 (36:33):
Border? Do they have those up here?
Speaker 1 (36:35):
I think there's an on the border.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
Oh I need it on the border.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Yeah, I think there's one in uh, Orange, Connecticut.
Speaker 8 (36:42):
There's one Weathersfield, Connecticut for sure.
Speaker 4 (36:44):
Where the funk that is?
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (36:47):
No, thanks, not my Connecticut?
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Yeah, ray is there on the border.
Speaker 5 (36:51):
There's one in Rocky Hill.
Speaker 4 (36:53):
I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
Where's Rocky Hill?
Speaker 1 (36:56):
That's probably no, it's probably a half hour alleys.
Speaker 4 (37:01):
You know what.
Speaker 8 (37:02):
It's the town next to where Fritzy lives.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
It's all okay, yeah, on the border in Orange, Connecticut.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
There you go?
Speaker 1 (37:09):
All right?
Speaker 4 (37:10):
I think far.
Speaker 8 (37:10):
From that's not that's the next town over.
Speaker 4 (37:14):
Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Yeah, whats going after the show?
Speaker 4 (37:16):
Danny?
Speaker 8 (37:16):
Wait, it's right on Post Road.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Yeah? Yeah, Well it's off post road or on the border.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
It's on the border of the post.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
See what you did?
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Okay, all right, that's it. Anything else needs to be mentioned.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
We're going to the roommate's birthday Saturday at on the border.
Speaker 4 (37:36):
I wish it would be sick.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
We'll be there so we could get some Margarita's, some
big old beers that they.
Speaker 8 (37:43):
Used to.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
It's like a challice. L Ray yeah, l Ray yeah.
Speaker 4 (37:53):
The King that's span old dandy Ray is l Ray.
All right.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Oh that's it. Good luck this weekend everybody, and thanks
for joining us Sunday and Patrick takes again. H m
hm h m hmmmmmmm.
Host
Dan Patrick
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