December 18, 2025 • 36 mins
On today's episode we talk to Bad Larry about getting a new boss at his "job", we have a new Diego Pavia award winner and Shea talks about actually getting invited to Dan's Christmas party plus much more. Enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a
podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
One bet, another bet, another.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Bet without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by
bad Larry Shyan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I
have friends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
What do you think your guy, Diego Pavilla did for
his draft status after he ripped the heisman voters?
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Oh yeah, that was great. I don't know. I think
people love confidence.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
But I don't know. I think he wants to be
Johnny Manziel. Yeah, but he's not Johnny Manziel without the rehab.
And I don't think you want to be Johnny Manziel
going into the draft. No, no, no, And.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
So I did.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I did wonder about that Baker though, does Diego does?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
No.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I don't think he's bank. No, he's not as good.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
As Baker, No, not as good.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
But attitude Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. But does
Diego Pavia win the Diego Pavilla Awards?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Yeah, that's fair.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
He wouldn't fit right in here.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
I voted Yeah, I voted.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Him third, you did, yeah, Jeremiah Love second? Okay for
an end of men.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Those it probably was Jeremiah Love. Jeremiah Love was great,
just impact. He was great, Yes, and he split time
with somebody back there. But if if Indiana gets blown
out by Ohio State, does Diego Pavia win the Heisman?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
How can they get if they got blue? Yea, if
they got blown out by Ohio State? Yeahead, did Mendoza
throw three picks or what I mean?
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Yeah, it's implied it wasn't great and not so great
showing they get kind of teeth kicked.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Takes it.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
He he did win by an awful lot. Yeah, he
had like four hundred more first place votes I think
than Ship.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Absolutely. Uh, Hey, Larry, Hello.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
Dan, how are you? Shay Dylan? What's up?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Hey, Larry?
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Are you at work?
Speaker 6 (02:17):
We'll see Now we have a new boss. Okay, and
he might he might listen to the He's no, no,
he's one of my guys. So we're good. But uh,
I wait, you know I only work Tuesday and Wednesday,
but I'm going to Maine tomorrow. So I switched to
the guy. So I want to drive home home Maine
(02:37):
on Tuesday. So I'm working today for him. He's working
Tuesday for me. So yeah, I am working. But whatever,
Sonny on the bas so, I don't know if you
call it work.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
Larry, speaking of the boss. Didn't you see an intimate
Bruce Springsteen show?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
That was?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
So?
Speaker 6 (02:56):
I walked into a bar the rail here to me,
to me, Pumpy, the guy you met out of Notre.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Dame I got.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
I got a text from Pumpy. Yeah, one of the
great drinkers. Yeah, one of the great drinkers.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Okay, So I.
Speaker 6 (03:08):
Walked into the bar and he's screaming, I just got
a call. Springsteen's at the Pony. We're going, I said, Pump,
I came out to see you. I'll give a shit
about Bruce. I really don't. He goes, No, we gotta go,
we gotta go, I said, you know what, I'm just
getting you. I don't really care. I'll drive you, get
a couple of beers for the road to ask you know,
the ride to as and I'll drive you up. I'll
just drop you off. I won't even go in. So, uh,
I don't know if I can say this online, but uh,
(03:30):
for it. On the ride up, pump goes and we're
not paying the gaining. I know the girl's door. We're
just gonna walk right bar as you walk in, they
just give us the bands. I pulled up to drop
him off, really and I was thinking about just going home,
and I said, I fuck it. Truck backs out. It
gives me the first spot right in front of the pony.
I get out there, two security guards there. I say, look, guys,
(03:51):
it's cold out here. I'll leave the car running for you. Guys,
I'm not going to be here long in the car
and stay warm. You could have have my car, no problem.
They go, no, no, thanks a lot. We're in and out,
you know, in the back door and out, so they
didn't need my car. So I turned it off. Went in.
Great band playing, Little Tommy van Zan or whatever his
name is. His band is playing and they.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Were really good, like like Steven ben Zen.
Speaker 6 (04:14):
That guy yet little Steve, yeahtt, little Steve. His band
is playing and they were great. Forty minutes maybe Springsteen
comes out, does four songs. I texted you guys saying
you better play a song. I recognized. The first song
was tenth Out in the Freeze out but didn't sound
right because he kept going to the audience to fucking
(04:34):
say what the people around me were just you know,
I'm not a spring seen guy, but I will say
I was caught up in the excitement everyone else. It
was the best night of their live ye, but it
was like, Wow, I can't believe that. I can't believe it.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
I hate for me.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
A singer says to the audience, sing the song. I'm
not going there to listen, do you sing? Or I'm
not going there to sing. Yeah, I want Dave Matthews
or Bruce or whoever it is do their job.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
You sing it is.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
That is a problem with like a lot of like
rap concerts, Like I mean, some of them are great,
but like a lot of them, it just get like
mailed where it's like the songs playing in the background,
they'll say a few words and then just kind of
let the crowd. Last rap concert would probably uh, juicy
j oh fair. That's great, that's different. He's doing the
(05:23):
whole time. But like some of the newer age guys,
I feel like kind of mail it in a bit.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
How far was the drive for you?
Speaker 4 (05:28):
There?
Speaker 6 (05:30):
Two beers twenty minutes?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah, I was gonna say two beers, like me drinking
two beers? Are you drinking two beers?
Speaker 6 (05:38):
Well, Pump didn't do a lot of talk because he
was calling people on our way saying, Bruce's air. I
got the call, He's definitely You guys got to calm
and he kept calling people like Pump. That was Christmas
morning for Pump, you know, going to that concert. For me,
it was just like a fucking another Sunday night.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Fucking Bruce.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Who yeah, and Pump can drink?
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Oh yeah, oh yeah? And okay, Well, I'm gonna get
myself in more trouble because I saw that you guys
put something out. My daughter, Bridget sent it to me.
So and my daughter and my wife was up with
Bridget was a baby, so I'm sure. I'm sure. My
daughter said, look at day's at Springsteen.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Yeah, but so what Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
You know you for everything?
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Yeah, you're you're good, Larry. You don't do anything. You
can't pop it on Bruce Springsteen for twenty minutes.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
Yeah, yeah, maybe, but he was taking ten o'clock and
I should have been home.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Should have been home?
Speaker 4 (06:36):
What you talking about myself?
Speaker 6 (06:38):
Oh yeah, I don't know. I yeh. That's why I
did it, you know. Damn. Thanks you you're convincing me.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I'm right, you are right, But you're a grown man.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Do you need permission for every.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
I didn't know. It wasn't certainly wasn't never going to
ask for a permission, but it would be better, not better.
It was not gonna matter because I'm gonna have a
six hour drive to Maine tomorrow to explain it to her.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
We usually at six o'clock on Sundays. I'm at home
beating off, but I guess.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Wow, welcome to the program already in progress. Let me
recap bad Larry won two units, Dylan won three.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Yeah, thank you guys, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
And Shay you were neutral.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Zero fucking scrub zero.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
The Diego Pavia Award. I'm giving it to Diego Pavia
I got.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Yeah, that seems that seems good. That seems right.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Let me see, in no particular order, my Christmas party
coming up.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
I got the invite.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Oh you did good, okay, because I'm guessing that maybe
you thought that there was a chance you weren't getting
the big chance.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Yeah, okay, who's cooking?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
We have a friend who's doing it.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Okay, Hey, there's someone needs to.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Your wife is an incredible cooker, she I know, but
that's why she's not cooking. You know. I gotta get
She's to be cooking for Christmas for a lot of people,
and I can't do that.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
All your kid's going to be there.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Yes, it's nice to know that she expected your wife
to cook though while she's hosting hoping.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
He was just hoping, Yeah, cook, he just was hoping.
But no she I gotta give her, you know, a
day off and let her have a good time.
Speaker 7 (08:22):
Yes, yes, Marvin, My wife's so excited. Also, my son is.
She's already making oreo balls. She's got all the ingredients.
She's ready. Those things were gone they are. Yeah, we
should bring something.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Huh, why do you make like a fucking keish or something?
Speaker 4 (08:36):
It will be be the roommate should make something. Only
if you want to go to hear this.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
That's like the black tie optional.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Yeah, exactly, exactly.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
H If you bring a cheap bottle of wine, then
you get my fucking wish. No, this is what happens
if you bring the bottle of wine, but it's in
a wrapper, you know, it's decorated. Yeah, I don't know
who brought it.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
I'll be sure, you.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Know, and somebody gives me like a Josh Cabernet, which
I mean for the price, it is, it is.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
It's it's a it's a nice cabernet.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
If you're gonna drink nine bottles of wine, it's actually
a good one to go with.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Yeah, I'll bring a Boots group, all right, I'm fine
with you.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Probably bring bring bad twenty. Are you going to bring
your youngest? Is Fifi coming? I'll mean, should I bring kids?
I don't know what time does it start?
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Well, you're biting the other kids three, that's.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
A kid time.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yeah, if you want to bring them, I'm just saying,
keep an eye on them.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
I won't be doing okay. But usually kids.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Are getting dropped off by their parents in the basement
and then meanwhile.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
The parents are all over the place.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
One party, two kids from the same family were dancing
on the pool table.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Oh shit.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
And I came down and I said, Jack, would you
tell them to please get off the pool table?
Speaker 3 (09:59):
The tell you don't.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
The Italians did not respect felt they were, so they
were on They were dancing on the pool table.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
So that's you're saying, I should not do that.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Might do that.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I'll knock her off.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
She's pretty square.
Speaker 7 (10:21):
Well, your daughter can be like my son. You just ask,
damn how much this house goes for?
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Hey boss, how much this house? You should?
Speaker 3 (10:29):
You should prep some real estate centering questions.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
They would let's see anything else? Uh, ray you put
Dylan and Shade will play craps today?
Speaker 8 (10:41):
Oh yeah, what what's going on on the internet? Oh,
we're playing on draft gigs right, yeah, correct.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
We're playing on DraftKings. We're gonna film it one hundred
dollars each and they're gonna play craps. We're gonna film it.
See how it goes. Maybe it's a weekly thing. Depends
on if we If it depends on if we win
or lose. It will not be a weekly.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Is anybody betting on the Jake Paul and Anthony Joshua
kind of at.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
An obligation, And I think I'm going, I mean the
odd it's already fishy. I mean, obviously the whole thing's fishy.
The lines make no sense. It should Jake Paul's only
plus seven hundred.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Multiple time.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Yeah, it's like, hey, don't hit me hard.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
Short of Anthony Joshua beating the living ship out of
him in the first sixty seconds. It'll be like I
can't imagine if it goes if it goes over three rounds, yeah,
or if it even goes like deep into it.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
I like, I know, I know though like sell fights
a little bit, but like.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
You could talk about immediately, who was mister Joshua? What
was that movie movie, mister josh mister Joshua where uh
Gary Busey lethal weapon they'd light as they put a
flame under his hand, like he'll do anything for mister Joshua.
Whoa and they have a flame burning and it's Gary Busey.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Gary Busey might just do that as a hobby.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I know, I think it's I think it's lethal weapon.
Yeah what what was the original?
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Nineteen Yeah, so I think of mister josh did.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Make Spielberg trailer for what for alien movie coming out? Now?
He knows something, by the way, Selburg about aliens? Oh yeah,
fuck yeah he does.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Spielberg.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Yeah, Spielberg, you got a problem with him, not at all, ET,
buddy Government, It's obvious. ET. I'm telling you. I love DT.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Yeah E is a good one, but you know what,
I loved it.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Wait, are you I mean.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
I liked it. I just the shape of the alien.
It wasn't big.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
It's the shape of the alien that's the problem for you.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Yeah, way it looked.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
I was like, what fucking what did you want to
look like?
Speaker 8 (12:45):
Like something crazy, Gary Coleman, that would be cool, more
like a humid but like they're among us type ship.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
You want to just be a guy.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
It's his eyes go fucking crazy. But he wasn't anatomically correct.
You know how does he a huge dog?
Speaker 3 (13:04):
They had to see g.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
I like kids so much, you never saw the inside
of them.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Okay, you know what, there was something that was interesting
that was pointed out to me. They rarely showed any
of the faces of the grown ups. So it's a
kid's movie and it's a sick movie. It was for kids,
feel good movie.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Just because of the alien easily interpreted it. That's probably
that probably is what it like.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
You know, you think of like the classic like green
like silhouette guy looking like an alien.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
I feel like et would probably be more realistic.
Speaker 8 (13:39):
I would kill that thing immediately, immediately. I would shoot
it immediately.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
That would be funny.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
If the first contact is just like in SHA's backyard.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
There goes the movie. That's a feel good movie.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Et two is he just gets his brains blown out
by orphan.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Uh. Let's recap college football. How about bad Larry?
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Oh yeah, no he lost? Uh oh yeah, but I'm
used to that, got it right, Shay had the True Americans.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Is an ultimate stolen Valor.
Speaker 8 (14:19):
Guy looks like like, wow, it looks like a dishonorable discharge.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
His tattoo on his arm looks like it's like a
knockoff Army Ranger tattoo.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Which that's that one the bottom of peaking out. You
know if you just look like, yeah, no, it doesn't.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
It does. Okay, So Dylan, you did okay college football
and you have a future with Texas Tech winning the
national time.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
Yeah, it would sound it just it's weird to say
Texas Tech is the title, but.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
It is the DP Gambling takes a gamble parlay. We
lost again. The Jets lost, Larry going out of a limb,
taking Josh Jacobs anytime touchdown.
Speaker 6 (15:02):
Wow, yeah, Dan Dan I told uh, I told Dylan
to change his jet line up for the Atlanta Falcons
money line. But at least we had a chance in that.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
We lost anyways, and you had my guy scored.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Tyler Warren anytime touchdown.
Speaker 6 (15:21):
Oh right, all right, I gotta send Ray money. Why
are you fifty bucks?
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Right?
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Yeah, that's all right, right, I'll send it.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
I'll send it to depending on what waitress and raise.
After I get off the phone here because I can
go to my first lunch, I'll see if I can
wire it to you right then.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
First lunch. Recapping the NFL, Larry did well.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Uh, you guys were spotty, spotty at best.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
You called that Panthers game. I know it's the.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
NFC sound The Saints have done this back to back
weeks where they won two games, and you're saying they
won in Tampa, and I go, hey, it's the NFC South,
the team that's not as good. Their record isn't as good.
I always take that.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
It's like a Murphy's Law thing down there.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
I don't know if it's done, but can go wrong.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
We'll go wrong.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Well, it might be just an educated somebody who's gambled
before oh and one before putting on airs.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
I like it.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
Yeah, you know, no one wants to hear about your
past winnings.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Yeah, I don't hear about the Bookie died I did
yees yeah, book he died at his table on Sunday morning.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
That's how bookies should go out right day before collection.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Oh shit, you croaked.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Uh let's look at this week. Uh shay, I'll let
you start college football.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
All right, dady, I'm not going to break down it either.
Speaker 8 (16:38):
Ship yes, do not baybilaid one and a half against
Land Thieves. I got the Coca Cowboys plus three and
a half against the Udo Who's bazoo is five and
a half. Now it doesn't make me feel good. Texas
late seven and a half against the Sharons. Oh yeah,
it sounds like a band for the fifties ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Yeah might, Sure you're fucking fired, dude.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
He's he's more than getting fired.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
No, he's out on.
Speaker 8 (17:07):
Bail, so out all bail court coming up, divorced, Hey,
going to see your kids?
Speaker 4 (17:13):
I mean you're fucked. Yeah yeah. So what's he gonna
do now? Is he used full on djel like, moved
to Lumbia just pick up girls. That's probably slow. He
lost his career. He's thirty nine, Yeah, but he could retire, right,
how much you get paid?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
How much his wife will take that he's gonna Yeah,
thanks Obama.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
At least you didn't blame quality. You didn't blame Biden.
You see those here?
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Did you see those plaque?
Speaker 3 (17:41):
I saw that, and they're literally in the most insane thing.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
The next dude is gonna change it, obviously change it back.
But it's pretty funny. It is. It's hilarious, dude, hilarious.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Sorry, I don't want my president and hilarious though, I'm
just saying.
Speaker 8 (17:57):
Yeah, I mean we had so many duble ones though,
to have a footy one it is a good change
of pace.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
But he's not trying to be funny. Oh I think
he is. He's a show. But no, he had George W.
Dude like, well, he was trying to be a president.
Try it. Dick Cheney was being a president. George W.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Was no war crimes.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
Watch the movies. Yeah, no, ship, let's just drove them.
Speaker 8 (18:18):
He looks like a fucking terrorists bammam bam in Venezuela.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
Well, yeah, that's a bullshit part. Venezuela's got cocaine. The
fotnels from China and ship don't be blowed up. Cocaine
votes do the Chinese boat. The quality is gonna go down,
price is gonna go up.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
You know, you actually make more fens to get on
the streets.
Speaker 8 (18:38):
Not only that, you make a quilo cocaine. It cost
one hundred thousand dollars. Again, guess what it's fucking Miami
night ten eighties, Columbias bowed.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Down, motherfucker. So that whole thing college football?
Speaker 6 (18:51):
Yeah, yeah, I'm taking Oklahoma plus the one and a
half against Alabama. I gotta go against Alabama, and I
gotta go against Miami because they screwed my Notre Dame squad.
So Oklahoma plus the one and a half Texas A
and M minus the three and a half against Miami.
I got old Miss lay in the seventeen and a
half against two lanes, and I got JMU getting twenty
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one and a half. Whoa, yep, I gotta stay with JMU.
I thought about betting that over, but I figured JM,
you score seventeen points, they'll cover and I don't have
to worry about the over under.
Speaker 8 (19:21):
Does oreget o oldest care about covering? Don't they what
a rest? Guys if they're up by fucking thirteen. I
didn't give that much thought, but maybe.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
I feel like they like I feel like if they cover,
it's good for business in school business.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
Dylan, your college football picks?
Speaker 5 (19:40):
All right, Dan, got my Kennesaw State plus three against
Western Michigan.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
But that's a great bet.
Speaker 5 (19:48):
Yeah, turn around Memphis plus four against NC State, taking
Miami plus the three and a half against a sliding
Texas A and M team and two lane in a
plus seventeen and a half against.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Ole Miss Okay, nfl uh the oh god? Hell yeah?
The parlay?
Speaker 1 (20:12):
All right? Uh shay, who do you got?
Speaker 4 (20:15):
I got a chig. We gotta be careful. Uh o
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Speaker 8 (20:28):
Whoa cock? Whoa co cock? Wo conkquo play for Tennessee Times. Okay,
he ain't had to touch out yet.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Yeah, anyone on the Titans.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
Tony had a few, but that's about it.
Speaker 5 (20:42):
Dylan, Xavier legit the raccoon eater plus two twenty Holy piss?
Speaker 3 (20:47):
What what do you mean? Holy pit?
Speaker 1 (20:50):
You're eurons are longer than they should take.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
The Titans tight end the score.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
Like they're leading receiver.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Yeah, he has to be.
Speaker 6 (21:00):
Why am I even putting in a pick? Damn with
the two picks. Those guys just add I got a
Jalen hurt scoring anytime touchdown?
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Wow, wow, LAist, you know what, fuck it. Let's just
pick minus five hundred favorites. Get it to like plus
one hundred by this three thousand.
Speaker 6 (21:19):
What is Jalen Hurts's number?
Speaker 1 (21:21):
That's one five plus.
Speaker 6 (21:23):
One oh five. Yeah, that's screwed in the three teams.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Yeah, so it's if you guys win plus forty four
hundred and ninety two.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
That's nice.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
See that's a that's a number. If you hit it,
it's actually get. We don't want to plus two point
fifty parlay bad Larry your NFL.
Speaker 6 (21:41):
Picks real quick, Dylan, That'll be my fourth win in
a row. Just so you know.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Here we go, you guys.
Speaker 6 (21:50):
You guys keep doing try and change the name of
the casino. That's what you guys are trying to do.
I'm just trying to win a couple of dollars.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
I would love to change the name of the casino.
Speaker 6 (21:59):
I'm going to add one game too, because I didn't
realize I'm taking the Seahawks. Get I'm getting one and
a half is what the paper says here. I don't
know what you're giving one and alf the Seahawks game.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Yeah, Seahawks. Seahawks are giving one and.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
Half because because of Larry's attitude, I'm taking the Rams.
Speaker 6 (22:16):
Yes, okay, good, we got something to do tonight. Then,
oh yes, I didn't hear what that was.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
What spray tan.
Speaker 6 (22:28):
Oh well, we got to wait till after the holidays.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
You know, there's always an there.
Speaker 6 (22:36):
We'll get it done.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
There's always a reason not to break up with them
or whatever. There's always a reason not to get a
spray tan.
Speaker 6 (22:44):
Get the spray February is a really good month for
spray tan guys.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Yes, that's great, that's the point, all right, continued the Seahawks.
Speaker 6 (22:52):
Whatever I'm giving Eagles minus the six and a half
against the Commanders Bears plus the one and a half
against the.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Packers Bears minus one and a half.
Speaker 6 (23:04):
God, okay, that's fine. Bengals minus to one and a
half against the Dolphins.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
It's Bengals, not Bengals.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
It's four and a half, now four and a half.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
It was two and a half.
Speaker 6 (23:17):
I'm just looking at the paper that I sent you
in last night, and what's the what's my Cincinnati line?
Speaker 5 (23:23):
Now four and a half were removed from one and
a half to four and a half in the last
day years.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Yeah some money again.
Speaker 6 (23:32):
Did they bench Tua?
Speaker 4 (23:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (23:34):
Yeah, cancel that can't Oh oh wow, I want the
Texans minus to fourteen and a half against the Raiders.
And Monday night I went to forty nine ers minus
a five and a half against the.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Colts six and a half.
Speaker 6 (23:51):
God, Christmas coming early.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Thanks dam dude, you went all chalk.
Speaker 6 (23:58):
The Bears. The Bears are on the right side of
my line. I'm looking at right now that I sent
to Ray last night.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
There's minus one and a half. Why don't you go
to draft Kings and look at their lines?
Speaker 4 (24:10):
He's like Daiy shared in that ship Danny shared. Uh, Dylan,
what are you going? All right?
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Dan? I only got three?
Speaker 5 (24:20):
I got the Panthers plus three against the buck Yeah, okay,
everything can happen.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
Shay, did you give me your NFL? Uh? No, they're
not on here earlier. No, they're not, son of a biscuit. Well,
let me get your NFL.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Do you know what your NFL?
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Right here?
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Big day rape fucked up?
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Yeah, I screwed up on that one. Say you're really
gonna make Ray dive on the sword for that. What
time do you send him? Eleven fifty nine?
Speaker 4 (24:44):
It was past ten thirty.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
That's for sure.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Here we're going right.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
That's that's like that's a job. Uh yeah, it's almost
like your job is.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Not during the show.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
Please double duty?
Speaker 3 (24:56):
What Jay? What do you have to call it?
Speaker 4 (24:57):
A couple of I do got?
Speaker 8 (25:01):
I got a break some laws, Elizabeth Warren. Uh, I
got Detroit laying six and a half. Okay, I got
the Jets plus four and a half.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
And I got the Niners laying six and a half.
Darka darka.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
You still got that cold.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
I don't have a cold.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
I have cigarettes.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
I have limes disease. And the doctor thinks that it's
attacking by nose.
Speaker 6 (25:22):
You have line.
Speaker 8 (25:23):
I swear to God, I swear to God. I have
an autoimmute deficiency. It's called limes disease.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Hurt what it is?
Speaker 8 (25:31):
And if your nose or any part of your body
is fucked up, it attacks that ship and beats it up.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
Humhm.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
So it's attacking your nose is the Colombian strain of lime.
I think I'm about to have surgery for what of deviates?
Speaker 4 (25:47):
Deviated?
Speaker 3 (25:47):
They're going to open up the balloons, right my one
of my butt they put balloons in and like.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
Uh seriously expanded.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Yeah no, okay, uh Dylan.
Speaker 5 (25:58):
All right, Dan, Panthers plus three against the Buccaneers. I
am gonna lay the four and a half with the
Bengals and my Ravens minus three Sunday night against the Patriots,
and I'm gonna add Colts plus six and a half.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Ooh, father time that Ravens game is into the three.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
Sound I usually at them as favorites is dicey, and
they've been the most unpredictable team probably in the NFL.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
Pretty crazy anything else?
Speaker 5 (26:30):
Oh yeah, I got some boxing Dan, some for the
super totally real boxing match that's happening on Netflix. A
couple hedges in here. Anthony Joshua to win in round
one plus three. It's crazy that that's plus three hundred.
Anthony Joshua win round three plus four fifty because the
over under in rounds is two and a half.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Really yeah, Anthony.
Speaker 5 (26:53):
Joshua to win by decision plus four. I'm trying to
think of all the different scripts they could possibly have.
You know, they go to the distance, it's this whole thing,
and then both fighters to get knocked down, kind of
make a show out of it. Plus eight hundred. Okay,
you know J Paul lands, I mean J Paul can fight,
like you know, it's not like he's gonna get totally
worked right out of the gate. But like, if he wins,
(27:15):
that's bullshit, It's complete bullshit.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
I give him credit that he's somehow gotten this foreign
life and made a lot of money.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
I think he's making like north of two hundred million
for this.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
It's something crazy.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
Now.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Is he the one that's married to Nina Agdall?
Speaker 4 (27:33):
No, I think that's the other Na Agdall. She's a model,
right Sports Illustrated.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
He's fine, Yeah, I mean she's pretty.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
How old is she?
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Seventeen thirty?
Speaker 1 (27:47):
The guy from Maroon five used to date Adam Levine.
Adam Adam Levine. He's got a round, he's got a
he's got a jeter like, uh.
Speaker 5 (27:57):
Talk about bad tattoos though, remember when he did that?
Was it the Super Bowl half time show? And he
took his shirt off, and it's just like it looks
like when they put fake tattoos on someone in a movie.
They're all like, yeah, literally, he has an ed hardy
shirt von Dutch tattoos exactly.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
I mean, shay, you guys could go band for band
that is.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
No butter way cooler. Well he did.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
He has an iron cross too, I think, shut the
fuck up. Oh that's not Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
I don't okay anything else that needs to be mentioned here.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
I'm looking forward to the party then, and I will
bring Keisha.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Do not be tuned up when you get there.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
No you did.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
I'm pretty chill kick you out. Yeah, normally three o'clock
in the afternoon. I'm pretty chill should be.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
That's why I wanted to have it at noon.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
It is kind of crazy, I know.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
And Seaton says that's when you throw a party that
you don't want people to show up. Yeah, correct, And
I was like, no, my wife would have it from
three to nine, you know, and I go, no, hun,
three hours.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
You get into the witching hour now, because if.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
You get to it a point in the evening, then
people go, well, why don't we just stay here and
not go out? And then I'm like, uh, why don't
you leave?
Speaker 3 (29:12):
You want to go out after the party? No, come on,
I don't even want to go into the party. Let
go out already want to go to a bar during
the party.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Yeah, I'm going to be in the garage the whole time.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
I already told my wife TV out there there's a
smoked cigar, fire pit, football game and uh close to
the keg. And I can see you when you come in.
I can see you when you leave sport. Yeah, because
it'll get crowded in there. How many people one hundred
and fifty?
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Damn Jesus, fuck that shit.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
I know it'll get crowded. I'm just gonna you know,
I actually said this one time. I think I need
a bigger house.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Oh god, well shake and pack into tight s basis.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
I think, well, the baby's going to be a fucking yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Yeah, okay, I mean, I'm just saying they're more than
welcome to show up. We have a pinata. Yeah you
got like a mariachi band too? Or no, no, they
showed up at your wife's fortieth birthday party?
Speaker 4 (30:08):
How did that go? Since I wasn't invited? Well, yeah
it was lay it was late.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Why would you because you called ice on the mariachi.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
Pre called a pre call called HS like thirty times. Uh,
did Krista know him. Was she invited? No, she was not,
but it would have been great for to show up.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
No, it was just you know, it was it was
like Tucker Carlson's Christmas party.
Speaker 6 (30:30):
It was.
Speaker 4 (30:30):
Yeah, it was great.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
I feel bad for her.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Yeah, and we could have probably fixed that if we showed.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Oh's true, No doubt in my mind that we would have.
We would have vibe shifter. Yes, yes, yeah, and uh.
And I asked if I could. I kind of hinted
about being invited.
Speaker 4 (30:48):
You did, and I even when I talked to you,
I called you, you did and we talked. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
And then you wanted some advice about an interview, Yeah,
I did, and you gave it and I did. And
then I find out that you weren't allowed to ask
any questions about the main topic.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
Did something happen?
Speaker 4 (31:05):
The press people were pretty clear on that.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
So Shaye was having j Paterno on Italian Yeah, I'm
actually that Joe Paterno of course his dad. And I said,
all right, but there's some things here. First of all,
I'm shocked that Jay Paterno is joining you. It's called
desperation by you or him him. Well, wait, what's he
(31:32):
got a book or some ship. Oh okay, but you
can't ask about his dad. No, no, no, that's all
we care about. Some hard hitting journalists like, can't you say, well,
what did you feel when they tore down your dad's statue?
Speaker 3 (31:51):
I mean I could, I should have, I'm sure, but
like and hates tearing down statues, especially in the South. Yeah,
erased our history, your history, not my history.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
Union.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
I was on the Union War, the War of Northern Aggression.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Dan, they literally taught us that. Yeah, I'm on the
Union side.
Speaker 5 (32:16):
Where the high Land on the Union. So yeah, I
feel like it's speaking for as a Union rep. We
don't really want Ohio. No agreed, how even exists? Then
it's probably a territory or some shy part.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
Of the Louisiana purchase.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
We fought Napoleon, we fought. Yeah, all right, we're on
the right side of the war.
Speaker 4 (32:37):
Put it we go. Put it that way. I would
it get censored if we start talking.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
About even Cincinnati, because it's like right by Kentucky. Is
that when it gets a.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
Little Yeah, that's like Kasas got weird there.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Maybe maybe northern Ohio held the true one. Canada man,
why do you get fired up.
Speaker 4 (33:00):
Out? No?
Speaker 1 (33:00):
You want to get fired up. No, no, okay, check
him out. You want to get tuned up.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
A perpetual state of wanting to get fired up and
tuned up.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
Yeah, yeah, okay, I think that's it. Uh, Larry, you
still with us.
Speaker 6 (33:13):
I'm still with you, guys. I just want to make sure.
So I'm at six units down six units for the year,
because I got to I cannot end in the negative
charged down eight units last week. He said, I won
to this week, So I'm a six units.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
I got you minus six?
Speaker 4 (33:27):
Okay, And what do you have because just in case
Jay's minus four?
Speaker 3 (33:33):
Do you want to tell him what I am?
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Then?
Speaker 4 (33:35):
Dylan Dylan forty four?
Speaker 6 (33:37):
Dylan Dylan, did you watch the Tyson Jake Paul fight?
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (33:42):
All these units on this fight. I mean, if you
don't think Tyson could have knocked him out in the
first round, you didn't watch the fight.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
Tyson's also fifty.
Speaker 5 (33:48):
Anthony Joshua is like a year out of his prime. Like, yeah,
he's a couple of heavyweight title fight he can.
Speaker 6 (33:55):
Get he can get bought a lot easier than Mike.
Speaker 4 (33:57):
He's cheaper, he's cheaper.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
I don't know, he definitely got bought.
Speaker 6 (34:03):
How are you even betting this.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Fight because I'm pretty sure he's gonna win. I'm just sprinkling,
you know.
Speaker 6 (34:10):
Some I'm pretty sure Tyson was going to win too.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
I was not, dude, He's Mike Tyson is what was
he almost sixty years old?
Speaker 4 (34:18):
Like fifty five?
Speaker 5 (34:19):
Yeah, that's completely Anthony Joshua is a young ish, actual
boxing young a young.
Speaker 6 (34:24):
Guy who's going to sign that contract that says you
get an extra million if it we go eight rounds.
You know, he's just gonna string this thing out. He's
ever Jake Paul's not getting knocked out.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
Can make that bet.
Speaker 6 (34:37):
I I wanna bet Jake Paul doesn't get knocked.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
Out and get knocked out.
Speaker 5 (34:41):
I mean, so then what is what would you'd probably
have to bet on a different scenario like him by
decision go doct owns.
Speaker 6 (34:54):
He's had that written in the contract that you can't
hit me hard. He told Tyson he wasn't allowed to
hit him. He paid him more if we went the distance,
and then then he got the.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Technically, I think that's a theory, Larry. I don't know
if there's hard proof of that. I mean, I wouldn't doubt.
Speaker 6 (35:08):
Actually that's all the proof I needed.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
Yeah, it was insane.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
It was I can't even believe that you watch the fight.
Speaker 3 (35:16):
Yeah, I didn't know. On principally you didn't. I'm not
that principal that I.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Don't even watch regular boxing matches, let alone a scripted one.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
You know.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
They say boxing is way worse for your head than
like m m A.
Speaker 5 (35:30):
Oh yeah, because because you can get back, like they
keep letting you get back up, so like once your
bell is wrung, if you get m m A, it's
like when you're a mm A.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
Is bad for every other part of your body.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
Yeah, your legs and Torso okay.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
We've done all the week. That's Marvin's falling asleep. So
for bad Larry Uh in his uniform somewhere at the
Jersey Shore, Shane Irvin, Merry.
Speaker 6 (35:55):
Christmas, guys, Mary can't have fun at the party. I
was coming and we're gonna drive up on our way
to Maine. But then my wife said we have.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
To go to Maine earlier.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Wow, you were the king of excuses.
Speaker 3 (36:08):
We love a man in uniform to Larry, so that's
just disappointing, and.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
We love a man out of you who takes it
to the kid, all right.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
For Big Day Ray who produces this for Dylan, for
shaneer Van Bad Larry, and of course Marvin has to
put up with this as well.
Speaker 4 (36:25):
I'm Dan Patrick and good luck.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Mhm hm hm
Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a
podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
One bet, another bet, another.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Bet without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by
bad Larry Shyan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I
have friends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
What do you think your guy, Diego Pavilla did for
his draft status after he ripped the heisman voters?
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Oh yeah, that was great. I don't know. I think
people love confidence.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
But I don't know. I think he wants to be
Johnny Manziel. Yeah, but he's not Johnny Manziel without the rehab.
And I don't think you want to be Johnny Manziel
going into the draft. No, no, no, And.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
So I did.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I did wonder about that Baker though, does Diego does?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
No.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I don't think he's bank. No, he's not as good.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
As Baker, No, not as good.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
But attitude Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. But does
Diego Pavia win the Diego Pavilla Awards?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Yeah, that's fair.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
He wouldn't fit right in here.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
I voted Yeah, I voted.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Him third, you did, yeah, Jeremiah Love second? Okay for
an end of men.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Those it probably was Jeremiah Love. Jeremiah Love was great,
just impact. He was great, Yes, and he split time
with somebody back there. But if if Indiana gets blown
out by Ohio State, does Diego Pavia win the Heisman?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
How can they get if they got blue? Yea, if
they got blown out by Ohio State? Yeahead, did Mendoza
throw three picks or what I mean?
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Yeah, it's implied it wasn't great and not so great
showing they get kind of teeth kicked.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Takes it.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
He he did win by an awful lot. Yeah, he
had like four hundred more first place votes I think
than Ship.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Absolutely. Uh, Hey, Larry, Hello.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
Dan, how are you? Shay Dylan? What's up?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Hey, Larry?
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Are you at work?
Speaker 6 (02:17):
We'll see Now we have a new boss. Okay, and
he might he might listen to the He's no, no,
he's one of my guys. So we're good. But uh,
I wait, you know I only work Tuesday and Wednesday,
but I'm going to Maine tomorrow. So I switched to
the guy. So I want to drive home home Maine
(02:37):
on Tuesday. So I'm working today for him. He's working
Tuesday for me. So yeah, I am working. But whatever,
Sonny on the bas so, I don't know if you
call it work.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
Larry, speaking of the boss. Didn't you see an intimate
Bruce Springsteen show?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
That was?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
So?
Speaker 6 (02:56):
I walked into a bar the rail here to me,
to me, Pumpy, the guy you met out of Notre.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Dame I got.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
I got a text from Pumpy. Yeah, one of the
great drinkers. Yeah, one of the great drinkers.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Okay, So I.
Speaker 6 (03:08):
Walked into the bar and he's screaming, I just got
a call. Springsteen's at the Pony. We're going, I said, Pump,
I came out to see you. I'll give a shit
about Bruce. I really don't. He goes, No, we gotta go,
we gotta go, I said, you know what, I'm just
getting you. I don't really care. I'll drive you, get
a couple of beers for the road to ask you know,
the ride to as and I'll drive you up. I'll
just drop you off. I won't even go in. So, uh,
I don't know if I can say this online, but uh,
(03:30):
for it. On the ride up, pump goes and we're
not paying the gaining. I know the girl's door. We're
just gonna walk right bar as you walk in, they
just give us the bands. I pulled up to drop
him off, really and I was thinking about just going home,
and I said, I fuck it. Truck backs out. It
gives me the first spot right in front of the pony.
I get out there, two security guards there. I say, look, guys,
(03:51):
it's cold out here. I'll leave the car running for you. Guys,
I'm not going to be here long in the car
and stay warm. You could have have my car, no problem.
They go, no, no, thanks a lot. We're in and out,
you know, in the back door and out, so they
didn't need my car. So I turned it off. Went in.
Great band playing, Little Tommy van Zan or whatever his
name is. His band is playing and they.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Were really good, like like Steven ben Zen.
Speaker 6 (04:14):
That guy yet little Steve, yeahtt, little Steve. His band
is playing and they were great. Forty minutes maybe Springsteen
comes out, does four songs. I texted you guys saying
you better play a song. I recognized. The first song
was tenth Out in the Freeze out but didn't sound
right because he kept going to the audience to fucking
(04:34):
say what the people around me were just you know,
I'm not a spring seen guy, but I will say
I was caught up in the excitement everyone else. It
was the best night of their live ye, but it
was like, Wow, I can't believe that. I can't believe it.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
I hate for me.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
A singer says to the audience, sing the song. I'm
not going there to listen, do you sing? Or I'm
not going there to sing. Yeah, I want Dave Matthews
or Bruce or whoever it is do their job.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
You sing it is.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
That is a problem with like a lot of like
rap concerts, Like I mean, some of them are great,
but like a lot of them, it just get like
mailed where it's like the songs playing in the background,
they'll say a few words and then just kind of
let the crowd. Last rap concert would probably uh, juicy
j oh fair. That's great, that's different. He's doing the
(05:23):
whole time. But like some of the newer age guys,
I feel like kind of mail it in a bit.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
How far was the drive for you?
Speaker 4 (05:28):
There?
Speaker 6 (05:30):
Two beers twenty minutes?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah, I was gonna say two beers, like me drinking
two beers? Are you drinking two beers?
Speaker 6 (05:38):
Well, Pump didn't do a lot of talk because he
was calling people on our way saying, Bruce's air. I
got the call, He's definitely You guys got to calm
and he kept calling people like Pump. That was Christmas
morning for Pump, you know, going to that concert. For me,
it was just like a fucking another Sunday night.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Fucking Bruce.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Who yeah, and Pump can drink?
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Oh yeah, oh yeah? And okay, Well, I'm gonna get
myself in more trouble because I saw that you guys
put something out. My daughter, Bridget sent it to me.
So and my daughter and my wife was up with
Bridget was a baby, so I'm sure. I'm sure. My
daughter said, look at day's at Springsteen.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Yeah, but so what Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
You know you for everything?
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Yeah, you're you're good, Larry. You don't do anything. You
can't pop it on Bruce Springsteen for twenty minutes.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
Yeah, yeah, maybe, but he was taking ten o'clock and
I should have been home.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Should have been home?
Speaker 4 (06:36):
What you talking about myself?
Speaker 6 (06:38):
Oh yeah, I don't know. I yeh. That's why I
did it, you know. Damn. Thanks you you're convincing me.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I'm right, you are right, But you're a grown man.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Do you need permission for every.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
I didn't know. It wasn't certainly wasn't never going to
ask for a permission, but it would be better, not better.
It was not gonna matter because I'm gonna have a
six hour drive to Maine tomorrow to explain it to her.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
We usually at six o'clock on Sundays. I'm at home
beating off, but I guess.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Wow, welcome to the program already in progress. Let me
recap bad Larry won two units, Dylan won three.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Yeah, thank you guys, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
And Shay you were neutral.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Zero fucking scrub zero.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
The Diego Pavia Award. I'm giving it to Diego Pavia
I got.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Yeah, that seems that seems good. That seems right.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Let me see, in no particular order, my Christmas party
coming up.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
I got the invite.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Oh you did good, okay, because I'm guessing that maybe
you thought that there was a chance you weren't getting
the big chance.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Yeah, okay, who's cooking?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
We have a friend who's doing it.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Okay, Hey, there's someone needs to.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Your wife is an incredible cooker, she I know, but
that's why she's not cooking. You know. I gotta get
She's to be cooking for Christmas for a lot of people,
and I can't do that.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
All your kid's going to be there.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Yes, it's nice to know that she expected your wife
to cook though while she's hosting hoping.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
He was just hoping, Yeah, cook, he just was hoping.
But no she I gotta give her, you know, a
day off and let her have a good time.
Speaker 7 (08:22):
Yes, yes, Marvin, My wife's so excited. Also, my son is.
She's already making oreo balls. She's got all the ingredients.
She's ready. Those things were gone they are. Yeah, we
should bring something.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Huh, why do you make like a fucking keish or something?
Speaker 4 (08:36):
It will be be the roommate should make something. Only
if you want to go to hear this.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
That's like the black tie optional.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Yeah, exactly, exactly.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
H If you bring a cheap bottle of wine, then
you get my fucking wish. No, this is what happens
if you bring the bottle of wine, but it's in
a wrapper, you know, it's decorated. Yeah, I don't know
who brought it.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
I'll be sure, you.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Know, and somebody gives me like a Josh Cabernet, which
I mean for the price, it is, it is.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
It's it's a it's a nice cabernet.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
If you're gonna drink nine bottles of wine, it's actually
a good one to go with.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Yeah, I'll bring a Boots group, all right, I'm fine
with you.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Probably bring bring bad twenty. Are you going to bring
your youngest? Is Fifi coming? I'll mean, should I bring kids?
I don't know what time does it start?
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Well, you're biting the other kids three, that's.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
A kid time.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yeah, if you want to bring them, I'm just saying,
keep an eye on them.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
I won't be doing okay. But usually kids.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Are getting dropped off by their parents in the basement
and then meanwhile.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
The parents are all over the place.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
One party, two kids from the same family were dancing
on the pool table.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Oh shit.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
And I came down and I said, Jack, would you
tell them to please get off the pool table?
Speaker 3 (09:59):
The tell you don't.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
The Italians did not respect felt they were, so they
were on They were dancing on the pool table.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
So that's you're saying, I should not do that.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Might do that.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I'll knock her off.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
She's pretty square.
Speaker 7 (10:21):
Well, your daughter can be like my son. You just ask,
damn how much this house goes for?
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Hey boss, how much this house? You should?
Speaker 3 (10:29):
You should prep some real estate centering questions.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
They would let's see anything else? Uh, ray you put
Dylan and Shade will play craps today?
Speaker 8 (10:41):
Oh yeah, what what's going on on the internet? Oh,
we're playing on draft gigs right, yeah, correct.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
We're playing on DraftKings. We're gonna film it one hundred
dollars each and they're gonna play craps. We're gonna film it.
See how it goes. Maybe it's a weekly thing. Depends
on if we If it depends on if we win
or lose. It will not be a weekly.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Is anybody betting on the Jake Paul and Anthony Joshua
kind of at.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
An obligation, And I think I'm going, I mean the
odd it's already fishy. I mean, obviously the whole thing's fishy.
The lines make no sense. It should Jake Paul's only
plus seven hundred.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Multiple time.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Yeah, it's like, hey, don't hit me hard.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
Short of Anthony Joshua beating the living ship out of
him in the first sixty seconds. It'll be like I
can't imagine if it goes if it goes over three rounds, yeah,
or if it even goes like deep into it.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
I like, I know, I know though like sell fights
a little bit, but like.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
You could talk about immediately, who was mister Joshua? What
was that movie movie, mister josh mister Joshua where uh
Gary Busey lethal weapon they'd light as they put a
flame under his hand, like he'll do anything for mister Joshua.
Whoa and they have a flame burning and it's Gary Busey.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Gary Busey might just do that as a hobby.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I know, I think it's I think it's lethal weapon.
Yeah what what was the original?
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Nineteen Yeah, so I think of mister josh did.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Make Spielberg trailer for what for alien movie coming out? Now?
He knows something, by the way, Selburg about aliens? Oh yeah,
fuck yeah he does.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Spielberg.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Yeah, Spielberg, you got a problem with him, not at all, ET,
buddy Government, It's obvious. ET. I'm telling you. I love DT.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Yeah E is a good one, but you know what,
I loved it.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Wait, are you I mean.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
I liked it. I just the shape of the alien.
It wasn't big.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
It's the shape of the alien that's the problem for you.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Yeah, way it looked.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
I was like, what fucking what did you want to
look like?
Speaker 8 (12:45):
Like something crazy, Gary Coleman, that would be cool, more
like a humid but like they're among us type ship.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
You want to just be a guy.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
It's his eyes go fucking crazy. But he wasn't anatomically correct.
You know how does he a huge dog?
Speaker 3 (13:04):
They had to see g.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
I like kids so much, you never saw the inside
of them.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Okay, you know what, there was something that was interesting
that was pointed out to me. They rarely showed any
of the faces of the grown ups. So it's a
kid's movie and it's a sick movie. It was for kids,
feel good movie.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Just because of the alien easily interpreted it. That's probably
that probably is what it like.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
You know, you think of like the classic like green
like silhouette guy looking like an alien.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
I feel like et would probably be more realistic.
Speaker 8 (13:39):
I would kill that thing immediately, immediately. I would shoot
it immediately.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
That would be funny.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
If the first contact is just like in SHA's backyard.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
There goes the movie. That's a feel good movie.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Et two is he just gets his brains blown out
by orphan.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Uh. Let's recap college football. How about bad Larry?
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Oh yeah, no he lost? Uh oh yeah, but I'm
used to that, got it right, Shay had the True Americans.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Is an ultimate stolen Valor.
Speaker 8 (14:19):
Guy looks like like, wow, it looks like a dishonorable discharge.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
His tattoo on his arm looks like it's like a
knockoff Army Ranger tattoo.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Which that's that one the bottom of peaking out. You
know if you just look like, yeah, no, it doesn't.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
It does. Okay, So Dylan, you did okay college football
and you have a future with Texas Tech winning the
national time.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
Yeah, it would sound it just it's weird to say
Texas Tech is the title, but.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
It is the DP Gambling takes a gamble parlay. We
lost again. The Jets lost, Larry going out of a limb,
taking Josh Jacobs anytime touchdown.
Speaker 6 (15:02):
Wow, yeah, Dan Dan I told uh, I told Dylan
to change his jet line up for the Atlanta Falcons
money line. But at least we had a chance in that.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
We lost anyways, and you had my guy scored.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Tyler Warren anytime touchdown.
Speaker 6 (15:21):
Oh right, all right, I gotta send Ray money. Why
are you fifty bucks?
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Right?
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Yeah, that's all right, right, I'll send it.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
I'll send it to depending on what waitress and raise.
After I get off the phone here because I can
go to my first lunch, I'll see if I can
wire it to you right then.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
First lunch. Recapping the NFL, Larry did well.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Uh, you guys were spotty, spotty at best.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
You called that Panthers game. I know it's the.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
NFC sound The Saints have done this back to back
weeks where they won two games, and you're saying they
won in Tampa, and I go, hey, it's the NFC South,
the team that's not as good. Their record isn't as good.
I always take that.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
It's like a Murphy's Law thing down there.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
I don't know if it's done, but can go wrong.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
We'll go wrong.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Well, it might be just an educated somebody who's gambled
before oh and one before putting on airs.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
I like it.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
Yeah, you know, no one wants to hear about your
past winnings.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Yeah, I don't hear about the Bookie died I did
yees yeah, book he died at his table on Sunday morning.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
That's how bookies should go out right day before collection.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Oh shit, you croaked.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Uh let's look at this week. Uh shay, I'll let
you start college football.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
All right, dady, I'm not going to break down it either.
Speaker 8 (16:38):
Ship yes, do not baybilaid one and a half against
Land Thieves. I got the Coca Cowboys plus three and
a half against the Udo Who's bazoo is five and
a half. Now it doesn't make me feel good. Texas
late seven and a half against the Sharons. Oh yeah,
it sounds like a band for the fifties ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Yeah might, Sure you're fucking fired, dude.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
He's he's more than getting fired.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
No, he's out on.
Speaker 8 (17:07):
Bail, so out all bail court coming up, divorced, Hey,
going to see your kids?
Speaker 4 (17:13):
I mean you're fucked. Yeah yeah. So what's he gonna
do now? Is he used full on djel like, moved
to Lumbia just pick up girls. That's probably slow. He
lost his career. He's thirty nine, Yeah, but he could retire, right,
how much you get paid?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
How much his wife will take that he's gonna Yeah,
thanks Obama.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
At least you didn't blame quality. You didn't blame Biden.
You see those here?
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Did you see those plaque?
Speaker 3 (17:41):
I saw that, and they're literally in the most insane thing.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
The next dude is gonna change it, obviously change it back.
But it's pretty funny. It is. It's hilarious, dude, hilarious.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Sorry, I don't want my president and hilarious though, I'm
just saying.
Speaker 8 (17:57):
Yeah, I mean we had so many duble ones though,
to have a footy one it is a good change
of pace.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
But he's not trying to be funny. Oh I think
he is. He's a show. But no, he had George W.
Dude like, well, he was trying to be a president.
Try it. Dick Cheney was being a president. George W.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Was no war crimes.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
Watch the movies. Yeah, no, ship, let's just drove them.
Speaker 8 (18:18):
He looks like a fucking terrorists bammam bam in Venezuela.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
Well, yeah, that's a bullshit part. Venezuela's got cocaine. The
fotnels from China and ship don't be blowed up. Cocaine
votes do the Chinese boat. The quality is gonna go down,
price is gonna go up.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
You know, you actually make more fens to get on
the streets.
Speaker 8 (18:38):
Not only that, you make a quilo cocaine. It cost
one hundred thousand dollars. Again, guess what it's fucking Miami
night ten eighties, Columbias bowed.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Down, motherfucker. So that whole thing college football?
Speaker 6 (18:51):
Yeah, yeah, I'm taking Oklahoma plus the one and a
half against Alabama. I gotta go against Alabama, and I
gotta go against Miami because they screwed my Notre Dame squad.
So Oklahoma plus the one and a half Texas A
and M minus the three and a half against Miami.
I got old Miss lay in the seventeen and a
half against two lanes, and I got JMU getting twenty
(19:11):
one and a half. Whoa, yep, I gotta stay with JMU.
I thought about betting that over, but I figured JM,
you score seventeen points, they'll cover and I don't have
to worry about the over under.
Speaker 8 (19:21):
Does oreget o oldest care about covering? Don't they what
a rest? Guys if they're up by fucking thirteen. I
didn't give that much thought, but maybe.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
I feel like they like I feel like if they cover,
it's good for business in school business.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
Dylan, your college football picks?
Speaker 5 (19:40):
All right, Dan, got my Kennesaw State plus three against
Western Michigan.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
But that's a great bet.
Speaker 5 (19:48):
Yeah, turn around Memphis plus four against NC State, taking
Miami plus the three and a half against a sliding
Texas A and M team and two lane in a
plus seventeen and a half against.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Ole Miss Okay, nfl uh the oh god? Hell yeah?
The parlay?
Speaker 1 (20:12):
All right? Uh shay, who do you got?
Speaker 4 (20:15):
I got a chig. We gotta be careful. Uh o
quote cock quo? Hey, hey larry a cock wo kunk cock? Wo?
Speaker 8 (20:28):
Whoa cock? Whoa co cock? Wo conkquo play for Tennessee Times. Okay,
he ain't had to touch out yet.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Yeah, anyone on the Titans.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
Tony had a few, but that's about it.
Speaker 5 (20:42):
Dylan, Xavier legit the raccoon eater plus two twenty Holy piss?
Speaker 3 (20:47):
What what do you mean? Holy pit?
Speaker 1 (20:50):
You're eurons are longer than they should take.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
The Titans tight end the score.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
Like they're leading receiver.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Yeah, he has to be.
Speaker 6 (21:00):
Why am I even putting in a pick? Damn with
the two picks. Those guys just add I got a
Jalen hurt scoring anytime touchdown?
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Wow, wow, LAist, you know what, fuck it. Let's just
pick minus five hundred favorites. Get it to like plus
one hundred by this three thousand.
Speaker 6 (21:19):
What is Jalen Hurts's number?
Speaker 1 (21:21):
That's one five plus.
Speaker 6 (21:23):
One oh five. Yeah, that's screwed in the three teams.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Yeah, so it's if you guys win plus forty four
hundred and ninety two.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
That's nice.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
See that's a that's a number. If you hit it,
it's actually get. We don't want to plus two point
fifty parlay bad Larry your NFL.
Speaker 6 (21:41):
Picks real quick, Dylan, That'll be my fourth win in
a row. Just so you know.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Here we go, you guys.
Speaker 6 (21:50):
You guys keep doing try and change the name of
the casino. That's what you guys are trying to do.
I'm just trying to win a couple of dollars.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
I would love to change the name of the casino.
Speaker 6 (21:59):
I'm going to add one game too, because I didn't
realize I'm taking the Seahawks. Get I'm getting one and
a half is what the paper says here. I don't
know what you're giving one and alf the Seahawks game.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Yeah, Seahawks. Seahawks are giving one and.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
Half because because of Larry's attitude, I'm taking the Rams.
Speaker 6 (22:16):
Yes, okay, good, we got something to do tonight. Then,
oh yes, I didn't hear what that was.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
What spray tan.
Speaker 6 (22:28):
Oh well, we got to wait till after the holidays.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
You know, there's always an there.
Speaker 6 (22:36):
We'll get it done.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
There's always a reason not to break up with them
or whatever. There's always a reason not to get a
spray tan.
Speaker 6 (22:44):
Get the spray February is a really good month for
spray tan guys.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Yes, that's great, that's the point, all right, continued the Seahawks.
Speaker 6 (22:52):
Whatever I'm giving Eagles minus the six and a half
against the Commanders Bears plus the one and a half
against the.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Packers Bears minus one and a half.
Speaker 6 (23:04):
God, okay, that's fine. Bengals minus to one and a
half against the Dolphins.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
It's Bengals, not Bengals.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
It's four and a half, now four and a half.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
It was two and a half.
Speaker 6 (23:17):
I'm just looking at the paper that I sent you
in last night, and what's the what's my Cincinnati line?
Speaker 5 (23:23):
Now four and a half were removed from one and
a half to four and a half in the last
day years.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Yeah some money again.
Speaker 6 (23:32):
Did they bench Tua?
Speaker 4 (23:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (23:34):
Yeah, cancel that can't Oh oh wow, I want the
Texans minus to fourteen and a half against the Raiders.
And Monday night I went to forty nine ers minus
a five and a half against the.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Colts six and a half.
Speaker 6 (23:51):
God, Christmas coming early.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Thanks dam dude, you went all chalk.
Speaker 6 (23:58):
The Bears. The Bears are on the right side of
my line. I'm looking at right now that I sent
to Ray last night.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
There's minus one and a half. Why don't you go
to draft Kings and look at their lines?
Speaker 4 (24:10):
He's like Daiy shared in that ship Danny shared. Uh, Dylan,
what are you going? All right?
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Dan? I only got three?
Speaker 5 (24:20):
I got the Panthers plus three against the buck Yeah, okay,
everything can happen.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
Shay, did you give me your NFL? Uh? No, they're
not on here earlier. No, they're not, son of a biscuit. Well,
let me get your NFL.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Do you know what your NFL?
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Right here?
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Big day rape fucked up?
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Yeah, I screwed up on that one. Say you're really
gonna make Ray dive on the sword for that. What
time do you send him? Eleven fifty nine?
Speaker 4 (24:44):
It was past ten thirty.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
That's for sure.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Here we're going right.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
That's that's like that's a job. Uh yeah, it's almost
like your job is.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Not during the show.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
Please double duty?
Speaker 3 (24:56):
What Jay? What do you have to call it?
Speaker 4 (24:57):
A couple of I do got?
Speaker 8 (25:01):
I got a break some laws, Elizabeth Warren. Uh, I
got Detroit laying six and a half. Okay, I got
the Jets plus four and a half.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
And I got the Niners laying six and a half.
Darka darka.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
You still got that cold.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
I don't have a cold.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
I have cigarettes.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
I have limes disease. And the doctor thinks that it's
attacking by nose.
Speaker 6 (25:22):
You have line.
Speaker 8 (25:23):
I swear to God, I swear to God. I have
an autoimmute deficiency. It's called limes disease.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Hurt what it is?
Speaker 8 (25:31):
And if your nose or any part of your body
is fucked up, it attacks that ship and beats it up.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
Humhm.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
So it's attacking your nose is the Colombian strain of lime.
I think I'm about to have surgery for what of deviates?
Speaker 4 (25:47):
Deviated?
Speaker 3 (25:47):
They're going to open up the balloons, right my one
of my butt they put balloons in and like.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
Uh seriously expanded.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Yeah no, okay, uh Dylan.
Speaker 5 (25:58):
All right, Dan, Panthers plus three against the Buccaneers. I
am gonna lay the four and a half with the
Bengals and my Ravens minus three Sunday night against the Patriots,
and I'm gonna add Colts plus six and a half.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Ooh, father time that Ravens game is into the three.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
Sound I usually at them as favorites is dicey, and
they've been the most unpredictable team probably in the NFL.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
Pretty crazy anything else?
Speaker 5 (26:30):
Oh yeah, I got some boxing Dan, some for the
super totally real boxing match that's happening on Netflix. A
couple hedges in here. Anthony Joshua to win in round
one plus three. It's crazy that that's plus three hundred.
Anthony Joshua win round three plus four fifty because the
over under in rounds is two and a half.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Really yeah, Anthony.
Speaker 5 (26:53):
Joshua to win by decision plus four. I'm trying to
think of all the different scripts they could possibly have.
You know, they go to the distance, it's this whole thing,
and then both fighters to get knocked down, kind of
make a show out of it. Plus eight hundred. Okay,
you know J Paul lands, I mean J Paul can fight,
like you know, it's not like he's gonna get totally
worked right out of the gate. But like, if he wins,
(27:15):
that's bullshit, It's complete bullshit.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
I give him credit that he's somehow gotten this foreign
life and made a lot of money.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
I think he's making like north of two hundred million
for this.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
It's something crazy.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
Now.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Is he the one that's married to Nina Agdall?
Speaker 4 (27:33):
No, I think that's the other Na Agdall. She's a model,
right Sports Illustrated.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
He's fine, Yeah, I mean she's pretty.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
How old is she?
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Seventeen thirty?
Speaker 1 (27:47):
The guy from Maroon five used to date Adam Levine.
Adam Adam Levine. He's got a round, he's got a
he's got a jeter like, uh.
Speaker 5 (27:57):
Talk about bad tattoos though, remember when he did that?
Was it the Super Bowl half time show? And he
took his shirt off, and it's just like it looks
like when they put fake tattoos on someone in a movie.
They're all like, yeah, literally, he has an ed hardy
shirt von Dutch tattoos exactly.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
I mean, shay, you guys could go band for band
that is.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
No butter way cooler. Well he did.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
He has an iron cross too, I think, shut the
fuck up. Oh that's not Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
I don't okay anything else that needs to be mentioned here.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
I'm looking forward to the party then, and I will
bring Keisha.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Do not be tuned up when you get there.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
No you did.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
I'm pretty chill kick you out. Yeah, normally three o'clock
in the afternoon. I'm pretty chill should be.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
That's why I wanted to have it at noon.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
It is kind of crazy, I know.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
And Seaton says that's when you throw a party that
you don't want people to show up. Yeah, correct, And
I was like, no, my wife would have it from
three to nine, you know, and I go, no, hun,
three hours.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
You get into the witching hour now, because if.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
You get to it a point in the evening, then
people go, well, why don't we just stay here and
not go out? And then I'm like, uh, why don't
you leave?
Speaker 3 (29:12):
You want to go out after the party? No, come on,
I don't even want to go into the party. Let
go out already want to go to a bar during
the party.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Yeah, I'm going to be in the garage the whole time.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
I already told my wife TV out there there's a
smoked cigar, fire pit, football game and uh close to
the keg. And I can see you when you come in.
I can see you when you leave sport. Yeah, because
it'll get crowded in there. How many people one hundred
and fifty?
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Damn Jesus, fuck that shit.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
I know it'll get crowded. I'm just gonna you know,
I actually said this one time. I think I need
a bigger house.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Oh god, well shake and pack into tight s basis.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
I think, well, the baby's going to be a fucking yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Yeah, okay, I mean, I'm just saying they're more than
welcome to show up. We have a pinata. Yeah you
got like a mariachi band too? Or no, no, they
showed up at your wife's fortieth birthday party?
Speaker 4 (30:08):
How did that go? Since I wasn't invited? Well, yeah
it was lay it was late.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Why would you because you called ice on the mariachi.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
Pre called a pre call called HS like thirty times. Uh,
did Krista know him. Was she invited? No, she was not,
but it would have been great for to show up.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
No, it was just you know, it was it was
like Tucker Carlson's Christmas party.
Speaker 6 (30:30):
It was.
Speaker 4 (30:30):
Yeah, it was great.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
I feel bad for her.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Yeah, and we could have probably fixed that if we showed.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Oh's true, No doubt in my mind that we would have.
We would have vibe shifter. Yes, yes, yeah, and uh.
And I asked if I could. I kind of hinted
about being invited.
Speaker 4 (30:48):
You did, and I even when I talked to you,
I called you, you did and we talked. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
And then you wanted some advice about an interview, Yeah,
I did, and you gave it and I did. And
then I find out that you weren't allowed to ask
any questions about the main topic.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
Did something happen?
Speaker 4 (31:05):
The press people were pretty clear on that.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
So Shaye was having j Paterno on Italian Yeah, I'm
actually that Joe Paterno of course his dad. And I said,
all right, but there's some things here. First of all,
I'm shocked that Jay Paterno is joining you. It's called
desperation by you or him him. Well, wait, what's he
(31:32):
got a book or some ship. Oh okay, but you
can't ask about his dad. No, no, no, that's all
we care about. Some hard hitting journalists like, can't you say, well,
what did you feel when they tore down your dad's statue?
Speaker 3 (31:51):
I mean I could, I should have, I'm sure, but
like and hates tearing down statues, especially in the South. Yeah,
erased our history, your history, not my history.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
Union.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
I was on the Union War, the War of Northern Aggression.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Dan, they literally taught us that. Yeah, I'm on the
Union side.
Speaker 5 (32:16):
Where the high Land on the Union. So yeah, I
feel like it's speaking for as a Union rep. We
don't really want Ohio. No agreed, how even exists? Then
it's probably a territory or some shy part.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
Of the Louisiana purchase.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
We fought Napoleon, we fought. Yeah, all right, we're on
the right side of the war.
Speaker 4 (32:37):
Put it we go. Put it that way. I would
it get censored if we start talking.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
About even Cincinnati, because it's like right by Kentucky. Is
that when it gets a.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
Little Yeah, that's like Kasas got weird there.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Maybe maybe northern Ohio held the true one. Canada man,
why do you get fired up.
Speaker 4 (33:00):
Out? No?
Speaker 1 (33:00):
You want to get fired up. No, no, okay, check
him out. You want to get tuned up.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
A perpetual state of wanting to get fired up and
tuned up.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
Yeah, yeah, okay, I think that's it. Uh, Larry, you
still with us.
Speaker 6 (33:13):
I'm still with you, guys. I just want to make sure.
So I'm at six units down six units for the year,
because I got to I cannot end in the negative
charged down eight units last week. He said, I won
to this week, So I'm a six units.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
I got you minus six?
Speaker 4 (33:27):
Okay, And what do you have because just in case
Jay's minus four?
Speaker 3 (33:33):
Do you want to tell him what I am?
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Then?
Speaker 4 (33:35):
Dylan Dylan forty four?
Speaker 6 (33:37):
Dylan Dylan, did you watch the Tyson Jake Paul fight?
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (33:42):
All these units on this fight. I mean, if you
don't think Tyson could have knocked him out in the
first round, you didn't watch the fight.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
Tyson's also fifty.
Speaker 5 (33:48):
Anthony Joshua is like a year out of his prime. Like, yeah,
he's a couple of heavyweight title fight he can.
Speaker 6 (33:55):
Get he can get bought a lot easier than Mike.
Speaker 4 (33:57):
He's cheaper, he's cheaper.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
I don't know, he definitely got bought.
Speaker 6 (34:03):
How are you even betting this.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Fight because I'm pretty sure he's gonna win. I'm just sprinkling,
you know.
Speaker 6 (34:10):
Some I'm pretty sure Tyson was going to win too.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
I was not, dude, He's Mike Tyson is what was
he almost sixty years old?
Speaker 4 (34:18):
Like fifty five?
Speaker 5 (34:19):
Yeah, that's completely Anthony Joshua is a young ish, actual
boxing young a young.
Speaker 6 (34:24):
Guy who's going to sign that contract that says you
get an extra million if it we go eight rounds.
You know, he's just gonna string this thing out. He's
ever Jake Paul's not getting knocked out.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
Can make that bet.
Speaker 6 (34:37):
I I wanna bet Jake Paul doesn't get knocked.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
Out and get knocked out.
Speaker 5 (34:41):
I mean, so then what is what would you'd probably
have to bet on a different scenario like him by
decision go doct owns.
Speaker 6 (34:54):
He's had that written in the contract that you can't
hit me hard. He told Tyson he wasn't allowed to
hit him. He paid him more if we went the distance,
and then then he got the.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Technically, I think that's a theory, Larry. I don't know
if there's hard proof of that. I mean, I wouldn't doubt.
Speaker 6 (35:08):
Actually that's all the proof I needed.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
Yeah, it was insane.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
It was I can't even believe that you watch the fight.
Speaker 3 (35:16):
Yeah, I didn't know. On principally you didn't. I'm not
that principal that I.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Don't even watch regular boxing matches, let alone a scripted one.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
You know.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
They say boxing is way worse for your head than
like m m A.
Speaker 5 (35:30):
Oh yeah, because because you can get back, like they
keep letting you get back up, so like once your
bell is wrung, if you get m m A, it's
like when you're a mm A.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
Is bad for every other part of your body.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
Yeah, your legs and Torso okay.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
We've done all the week. That's Marvin's falling asleep. So
for bad Larry Uh in his uniform somewhere at the
Jersey Shore, Shane Irvin, Merry.
Speaker 6 (35:55):
Christmas, guys, Mary can't have fun at the party. I
was coming and we're gonna drive up on our way
to Maine. But then my wife said we have.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
To go to Maine earlier.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Wow, you were the king of excuses.
Speaker 3 (36:08):
We love a man in uniform to Larry, so that's
just disappointing, and.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
We love a man out of you who takes it
to the kid, all right.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
For Big Day Ray who produces this for Dylan, for
shaneer Van Bad Larry, and of course Marvin has to
put up with this as well.
Speaker 4 (36:25):
I'm Dan Patrick and good luck.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Mhm hm hm
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